Hilarious, Unhinged, Laugh-Until-You-Squeal Stories That’ll Get You in Trouble with Mom 爆笑！抽风！笑出猪叫声妈见打系列搞笑高分文

1. 351 腹 The Cunning Tycoon: My Aloof Boss's Tender Trap 腹黑大佬：高冷领导的温柔陷阱 Momo's Little Words墨墨小语Modern Romance219k WordsCompleted [Workplace drama in the public sector + age gap + forceful love that later becomes passionate devotion + secret crush turned real + romantic tension + career growth.] After graduating, Shiqing takes the civil service exam, never imagining she would end up working under Lu Tingyuan, her best friend's older brother. Even more surprisingly, the icy, imposing man who had intimidated her ever since their school days has apparently been watching her all along! After an accidental drunken encounter, he 13.7kReads8.4Score1.2kShelves
2. 352 千 Don't Become an Immortal! I Just Fled Back to the Mortal World! 千万别成仙！我刚跑路回人间！ Peace Road Wang's Barbecue和平路王烧烤Xianxia221k WordsOngoing No System, a little naughty, a little vulgar. Things aren't going well in the immortal realm either. Nobody practices properly. The only way to level up is to pay. Bad money drives out good, and the immortal realm is caught in a vicious cycle. Immortals either have a job or are studying for civil service exams. Countless immortals share the same dream: to escape the immortal realm. Li Biao is the only one who ever made it. But after lying flat in the mortal world for ten thousand years, 3.7kReads—Score176Shelves

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   This is absolutely the funniest book I've ever read in my 3000+ years of reading. It's like an early Stephen Chow movie, packed with laughs. Nobody expected Li Biao to not want to become an immortal and want to give his spot to someone else, but he couldn't, so he was forced to become an immortal—no, a male prostitute… Making this 300+ pound fat female immortal happy is so difficult. You'll literally laugh yourself to death reading this book.

3. 353 婚 He Gave the Wedding Ring to a Dog! She Joined a Hate-Fest Show and Punched the Internet in the Face 婚戒送狗！她转头上恨综肘击全网 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Super-sweet 1v1 + silly humor and memes + variety show] A variety show called The Haters Rule the World appears out of nowhere. It invites three celebrities hated across the internet, along with their haters, to take part. Any celebrity who fails on the show will be blacklisted for three years. The director calls this test of pure hatred between celebrities and their haters the Hate Show. - Chi Qiuli is the adopted daughter of the wealthy Huo family. Everyone thinks she's a resource-backed 74.8kReads9.3Score8.5kShelves

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   🌿🌿🌿Hilarious! The villainous little brat has instigated the guards and butler to turn against her father and seize power. Furious, her father snatches the feather duster and kicks open the courtyard gate. The little brat narrows her eyes, a wicked yet domineering smile on her face: "This place is entirely under my control, you're finished! Men, tie him up!" But after she raises her right hand and commands with an air of authority, all the talented men in the courtyard vanish in an instant. The little brat glances around, finally understanding what's going on, her expression instantly shifting from fierce and domineering to soft and adorable, looking at her father with a sweet smile: "Hey, I was just kidding!"

4. 354 婚 A Rising Tide After Marriage 婚后潮涌 Lan Sheng澜笙Modern Romance946k WordsCompleted Signed for publication | Older Man / Beijing Elite Circle / Marriage First, Love Later | Slow-Burn Romance + Sweet Pampering + Four-Year Age Gap | Rough, Unruly Man X Cool, Reserved Dancer The matchmaking profile handed to Shu Ying had just three lines about Jin Bohan: “Rich. Handsome. Can’t say more.” As the man himself sat across from her cutting his steak, he looked up and added a fourth: “One last thing: you’re welcome to inspect the goods.” Shu Ying’s fingers trembled. No one had told h 347.1kReads9.2Score62.7kShelves

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   Jin Baihan and Shu Ying's story of marriage of convenience turning into love is a rough-and-tumble romance. Their cat is named Jasmine, their dog is called Princess, and both are as energetic as CEO Jin. Jin Baihan is a clever little devil with a silver tongue, and he loves rewarding himself. Like a weary bird returning to its nest, his heart belongs to Shu Ying. More than missing out on my dreams, I'm glad I didn't miss you ε٩(๑>₃<)۶з

5. 355 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 174.2kReads9.5Score30.3kShelves

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   Funny, with a unique and imaginative idea, very good.

6. 356 豪 Reborn as a Rich Heiress's Canary, I'll Court a Wealthy Wife Instead of a Rich Guy 豪门金丝雀重生，不傍富哥傍阔太 Ninefold River Snow九重江雪Modern Romance991k WordsCompleted [CEO Romance + Sweet Love in Beijing’s Elite Circles + Airheaded Beauty + Rebirth + Obsessive, Coercive Love + Rivalry Between Men + Multiple Male Leads] [Too Many Boyfriends to Handle: The Reborn Canary Is Spoiled Until She Cries] Meng Zhixue was reborn. In her previous life, she was the most cherished, most delicate canary in the palm of the powerful. One boyfriend followed another. They coaxed and spoiled her, but also clung to her until she had nowhere to run. In this life, she only wanted t 1.4kReads8.6Score115Shelves

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   I'm so envious of everyone who hasn't read these books! Not having read them means a whole new level of enjoyment!

7. 357 我 My Honor of Kings Heroes 我的王者英雄们 Xuanwu Sect, Who Loves Baked Flatbread爱吃烤干馍的玄武宗Anime Fanfiction155k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support gives me the motivation to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 180Reads8.3Score—Shelves

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   You absolutely must check out these mind-blowing novels!

8. 358 超 Heart-Stopping! After Losing Her Memory, She’s Seduced with a Passionate Kiss by Her Archrival 超心动！失忆后被死对头深情诱吻 Qingqing Yue Mei清清月玫Modern Romance378k WordsCompleted [Cool, Gentle Girl + Cocky Beijing Rich Kid, Secret Crush, Sweet Romance, Healing, Both Devoted] Yu Yingying has lost her memory. At the hospital, a righteous young nurse steps in to scold a handsome, carefree rich kid on her behalf: “Treat your girlfriend better! You’re dressed so fashionably, while she’s clearly malnourished. Does that seem right to you?” Yu Yingying, who has just woken up: …? She has a boyfriend? And he’s an irritable rich kid with a terrible temper?! Studying is way more fun 7.3kReads9.4Score1kShelves
9. 359 读 The Mind-Reading, Sweet and Sultry Wife Makes the Abstinent Officer Blush 读心纯欲娇妻，禁欲军官面红耳赤 Ninefold River Snow九重江雪Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Originally titled Mind-Reading, Pure and Passionate Wife: The Chaste Officer Blushes] [Multiple People Can Read Minds] [Military Marriage] [Bratty Heroine] [Disabled Powerhouse] [Marriage First, Love Later] [Dotting Romance] [Feel-Good Story] [Sweet Romance] [Medical Skills] [Beloved by the Nation] Su Lingyu had been spoiled rotten and lived in luxury since childhood. When the System brought her to the food- and clothing-scarce 1980s, she became the villainous ex-wife of Huo Yan, the male lea 8.9kReads8.8Score1.2kShelves
10. 360 我 My Partner Lives in 1980 我的合伙人活在1980 Seventies Beater七零小破车Urban1.9M WordsOngoing Wu Quezi runs a little shop in the antiques market. His most valuable asset is a large bronze ding left behind by the previous owner, which he uses as a wishing prop, even though he knows it's a lie. Then one day, he finds two diaries and several stamps inside the ding. But the emergency medical kit he put in there himself has disappeared at the same time. On the other side of the ding lies the vibrant 1980s. From then on, his little shop becomes a secret hub spanning time. He uses various old b 2.4kReads9.0Score243Shelves
11. 361 空 Pocket Space: The Sect Master's Laid-Back Child-Rearing Plan 空间：宗主大人的咸鱼养崽计划 Peach Creek Wilds桃溪野Two Male Leads680k WordsCompleted Legacy space + modern cultivation + raising a child + adorable pets + family reality show Content advisory: romance between two men ★ I'm terrible at writing blurbs, so please just read the story. ★ This book is mainly about the absurdly talented Sect Master Qin, who “works hard” to take his kid on a reality show and run a shady shop to support the sect. This spoiled, carefree troublemaker got his comeuppance at nineteen: he got someone pregnant... no, wait... he ended up with a kid! Partial g 4.7kReads9.4Score498Shelves

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    🥝🥝 Hilarious, laugh-out-loud funny. Qin Dudu: "Really? You're kidding Dudu?" Qin Sect Leader: "Of course it's true, when have I ever lied to you!" Qin Dudu: "Several times." Qin Sect Leader's face turned red with anger, "Don't force me, or I'll give you a sand scissor?!" The three-year-old illiterate child looked innocent, "What's a sand scissor?" Qin Sect Leader skillfully lay down on the gleaming floor his mother had cleaned... Qin Dudu quickly handed the little dumpling he was holding to his grandmother, "Grandma, help Dudu take care of it!" Qin Sect Leader calmly got up and took his son out the door. You say it's embarrassing? Embarrassing about what? Everyone there is his family, it's nothing!

12. 362 从 From Blind Cat to Rat King: Poison Arrows to Pierce the World 从瞎猫到鼠王：用毒箭射穿全世界 Evil Tiger Hall Loves Barbecue爱吃烤肉的恶虎堂Sports1.3M WordsCompleted [League of Legends]#EsportsPowerFantasy #HilariousLivestream #ProPlayerComeback #TeammatesThrowEachOtherUnderTheBus #SweetRomanceBetweenEquals A League of Legends livestream and competitive esports story, with a single heroine and sweet romance woven naturally into the plot. It’ll have you laughing till you pound the table, then cheering with excitement! What sparks will fly when the “sewer-rat king” hits the pro scene? Watch Xia Mao, the king of trash talk, turn his bizarre Twitch gameplay from 1Reads7.2Score—Shelves
13. 363 韦 Wei Xiaobao Conquers the World 韦小宝争霸天下 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMMale-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsCompleted Funny, lighthearted, a little System, transmigration, souls returning... Nong di ge dong, xian ren ban ban, Xiao Xuanzi, I didn't rebel, but somehow I became a wanted criminal! What a load of nonsense! For the sake of a thousand generations, Xiao Xuanzi, I'll take your throne, and you can have Tongchi Island back! 10.7kReads8.7Score971Shelves

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    A fantastic and hilarious read! [Thumbs up][Thumbs up]

14. 364 神 The Charlatan Stirs Up Heaven 神棍搅天 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMMystery301k WordsCompleted Master says disciples of the Way of the Sublime must not marry. But Master has a whole harem of lovers. At just eighteen, this young Taoist is cursed with irresistible charm. Beautiful women of the mortal world, seductive ghosts from the underworld, and celestial maidens keep him constantly occupied. Watch him get face-slapped by reality as he transforms from a simple, honest man into a shameless Taoist. He plays at life, and toys with people, ghosts, and immortals. Have a laugh, and don't take 1.6kReads6.6Score143Shelves
15. 365 神 The Divine Lord Haotian 神尊昊天 Silent Speaker无声音箱Urban506k WordsOngoing Billions of terrifying bolts of lightning struck in an instant. God Venerable Ling Hao let out an unwilling roar. He had been just one step away from becoming a God King. As his consciousness faded, Ling Hao recalled how he had spent his entire life cultivating in pursuit of longevity and the Great Dao, never so much as touching a woman. And now, all he had to show for it was death and the end of his cultivation. “Heaven, it’s not like I dug up your ancestors’ graves!”... Ling Hao failed his tri 25Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The first one might suit your taste.

16. 366 咱 Our Niu Niu Has a Little Luck on Her Side 咱家牛妞，有点小运气在身上 The Immortal Venerable's Junior Sister Who Can transmigrate into a book and Cheat穿书开挂的仙尊小师妹Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted For questions about the story, see the latest post. Putting missing plot details in the comments is too much trouble, so you can listen to the audiobook for additions. Thank you. [Born in the Era + Growing Through Education + Family Life + Everyday Mischief + A Little Luck] Niu Niu's family was notorious in the brigade for being lazy and greedy. Her father was lazy, her mother was greedy, and she inherited both traits perfectly: if she could lie down, she would never stand up. Her grandparents 16.1kReads9.0Score1.2kShelves

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    ✨This is seriously outrageous! Niu Niu kept dreaming about laying eggs while she was sleeping, but when she woke up she found she'd soiled her pants. Her mother was furious; she wanted to spank her, but the smell was too strong, and she couldn't bring herself to do it…

17. 367 凤 Phoenix Rules the World: From the Start, the Coffin Explodes, and the Ancestress Can Cover the Sky with One Hand 凤临天下：开局棺椁炸裂，老祖宗她只手遮天 Silent Speaker无声音箱51k WordsCompleted The Phoenix Reigns Supreme: From the Start, the Coffin Explodes, and the Ancestress Rules the World with One Hand 10Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 368 六 The Lucky Star of the 1960s: The Lu Family's Grain Storehouse Is Overflowing 六零小福星，陆家屯粮爆仓了 Listening to Bamboo by the Ferry听筠渡Modern Romance607k WordsOngoing [Farming in a bygone era, getting rich, everyday family life, super strength, reading fortunes and earning merit, adorable lucky baby, everyone's favorite, pocket dimension, stockpiling supplies, gossip] After her parents die in service and her grandparents pass away, the four-year-old little dumpling is left an orphan. The good news: everyone in the Lin family wants to adopt her. The bad news: they're all after the money set aside for her care. As the orphaned child of fallen heroes, the lit 27.4kReads8.6Score3.3kShelves
19. 369 重 Reborn: The Discarded Wife Returns, Ruthlessly Crushing Her Enemies 重生归来：废妻狠戾虐渣 Silent Speaker无声音箱Marriage & Romance19k WordsCompleted Reborn: The Ruthless, Vicious Ex-Wife Takes Down the Scum 15Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 370 祖 The Ancestral Soul Descends: Starting with Summoning Li Yunlong 祖魂降临：从召唤李芸龙开始 I Have Two Swords我有两把剑Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Su Han transmigrated. He arrived in a world where people had to rely on their ancestors to awaken their powers. Then Su Han realized something. He seemed to have an awful lot of ancestors? "I've stood unyielding and upright my entire life, Li Yunlong. And you, brat, are living off a woman?" "I am Tang Yin. You can also call me Tang Bohu!" "My surname is Yue, my given name Fei, and my courtesy name Pengju." "Li Taibai of the Great Tang." "I am the First Emperor, Ying Zheng!" "I am the Heaven-Conn 7.2kReads9.2Score707Shelves

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    🌶️🌶️🌶️Hilarious! I laughed so hard I squealed like a pig! The ancestor is amazing! The male protagonist transmigrates to a world where awakening requires a certain number of ancestors, and discovers he has a ton of ancestors: Li Yunlong, Yue Fei, Zu Long, Pangu... They're all fathers-in-law of his Su family ancestors!!!

21. 371 契 Contractual Danger: The CEO’s Defaulting Wife 契约危情：总裁的违约娇妻 Silent Speaker无声音箱Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Contractual Peril: The CEO's Runaway Bride 1Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 372 大 Great Ming: I'm a Prince, Can't I Enjoy Myself? 大明：皇子的我还不能享受享受？ The Pumpkin Became a Rookie南瓜变成菜鸟Historical1.7M WordsCompleted I'm no good at writing introductions. This is a new book by a new author. He transmigrates to the Zhizheng era, and the System blows up. What! I'm actually the Prince Qin Min, who did every evil thing imaginable? The second legitimate son of the Hongwu Emperor, Zhu Yuanzhang! He died young. After his death, Zhu Yuanzhang personally wrote a memorial condemning him: "Since you were sent to your fief, you have earned no good reputation. You kept company with petty men, indulged in wine and women, a 37.1kReads8.8Score2.3kShelves
23. 373 开 From the Start, My Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation Drove Every Heroine and Ghost Insane 开局阴阳合欢，女侠女鬼都疯了 Silent Speaker无声音箱29k WordsCompleted From the Start, Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation Drives the Heroine and Female Ghost Crazy —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 374 小 Chen Buqi, the Little Taoist 小道士陈不欺 Big Sister Li李家大姐Mystery4.5M WordsOngoing Hello, everyone. My name is Chen Buqi. My professions include Taoist priest, locksmith, cook, phone repairman, driver, and tomb-raiding consultant…. I have too many to list them all. I was raised by my master and martial uncle! They were both incredible! I only learned that after coming back from my first year out in the world. Because I liked to play around, I also squandered a lot of techniques that people would have envied! Fortunately, I devoted myself to physiognomy and mastered two special 149.4kReads9.1Score12.9kShelves

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    Just look at it, you'll laugh every time you see it 😃

25. 375 快 Quick Transmigration: A Cannon Fodder in High-Risk Jobs 快穿之高危职业炮灰 Snowfield Phantom雪地幽灵Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted Low traffic, a sketchy score, books that won't sell, and typing everything by hand every day. You don't like it, she doesn't read it. A million dazzling views are worth less than pounding garlic. In this flashy world, patience has died, readers have vanished, and updates are just homework. I can't write blurbs, the author suffers. I want to get drunk, while the heroine drops to her knees. No debut spotlight at all. Two rounds of book testing went down the drain. The title came out awkward, and 1kReads8.9Score110Shelves

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    Humorous story. Author's self-recommendation.

26. 376 洪 Honghuang: I, Shen Gongbao, Humbly Ask All Fellow Daoists to Stay 洪荒：贫道申公豹，请诸道友留步 Ciming, Unparalleled慈明无双Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Keywords: [Shen Gongbao * helpful and righteous * timely rain * warmhearted * values loyalty over beauty * Herald of Loyalty and Righteousness * Joyful Tathagata * Leopard Buddha] Shen Gongbao woke up one day reborn in the primordial world, on Kunlun Mountain. My name is Shen Gongbao, and I actually transmigrated into Shen Gongbao? The General Who Divides the Waters after the Investiture of the Gods? The general who plugs up the eye of the North Sea? Who understands this kind of miserable fate? 26kReads9.1Score2.3kShelves
27. 377 大 Great Ming: I, Zhu Wenzheng, Am the Eldest Grandson of the Main Branch 大明，我朱文正乃长房长孙 Men Jieliefu门劫裂夫Historical913k WordsOngoing Zhu Wenzheng was the true eldest grandson of the Zhu family, and its strongest fighter. Yet he died of depression at a young age. While out fishing, Li Ergou gets into a traffic accident and somehow transmigrates into the Ming Dynasty, into the body of Zhu Wenzheng, who has been gravely wounded in the Battle of Hongdu. The moment he remembers that Zhu Wenzheng’s fate is to be placed under house arrest until his death, Li Ergou feels his whole world crumbling. No way! I have to change my fate. I 113Reads7.3Score104Shelves
28. 378 我 I Gave the Empress 300 Yuan 我施舍了女帝三百块 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted I Gave the Female Emperor 300 Bucks 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Modern Loser vs. Cultivation Empress] I gave alms to a pretty young girl on the street who was raising money to save her grandfather. She was so moved she cried and offered herself in return. Before I could even react, a group of men in black tackled me and arrested me. In the interrogation room, I cried out my innocence: "I just gave her some money, what law did I break?" The officer sneered: "You didn't give her money, you gave her three hundred years of cultivation power!"

29. 379 大 Great Ming: My Uncle Is Zhu Yuanzhang 大明我大伯是朱元璋 Men Jieliefu门劫裂夫Historical1.2M WordsCompleted He was Zhu Yuanzhang’s most trusted nephew. He was also the person who gave Zhu Yuanzhang the biggest headache. He loved to play the rascal, and though people could beat and scold him, they couldn’t kill him. After all, he was the only son of Zhu Yuanzhang’s second elder brother. But this guy really was a troublemaking lout who drove the entire court crazy: he tricked Old Zhu, conned Young Zhu, and loved beating up Zhu Laosi. 20.5kReads8.8Score868Shelves
30. 380 她 She's Actually a Billion-Yuan CEO! 她竟是百亿女总裁！ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted She’s Actually a Billion-Yuan CEO! 8Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 381 为 Pretending to Be a Fool to Protect Myself 为了自保装傻子 Men Jieliefu门劫裂夫Historical521k WordsCompleted Li Ergou transmigrated to an era of the Ming Dynasty that never existed, only to discover that his long-dead grandfather had also been a transmigrator. His grandfather had left him an incredibly wealthy estate, along with soldiers, money, and power. He was even related to the imperial family, and his father was a staunch loyalist to the emperor. The only problem was that the crown prince couldn’t stand him. Thinking about all this left Li Ergou feeling helpless. He had nothing but a bit of stren 1.7kReads8.1Score102Shelves
32. 382 女 Your Majesty, You Can't Escape 女王大人别想逃 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊17k WordsCompleted Your Majesty, Don't Even Think of Escaping 8Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 383 朝 The Court Turns into a Melon Patch as the Prince’s Consort’s Inner Thoughts Are Overheard 朝堂变瓜田，偷听王妃心声喜吃瓜 True Courtesy of the Moon真礼之月Ancient Romance647k WordsCompleted [Transmigrates into a book + mind reading + gossip System + comedy + absurd fun + romance] Qu Jinyan transmigrates into the role of a cannon-fodder villainess. Not only does she accidentally fall into the water, she also ends up as a pawn in a scumbag and a scheming woman's game. Luckily, she's quick on her feet. While merrily swinging on a swing, she kicks the pair of them into the water. After binding with a gossip System, Qu Jinyan becomes a little otter swimming through a whole field of goss 11.6kReads8.3Score1.6kShelves

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    I highly recommend this book! It's hilarious and hilariously absurd, you won't be able to put it down! "Transmigrated into a world of gossip and becoming the darling of the group, has Jin Yan accomplished something great today?"

34. 384 金 Big Sister Sponsor, Please Accept Your Little Wolf 金主姐姐，请签收你的小狼狗 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted Sugar Mama, Please Accept Your Puppy Boy 109Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 385 替 The Disabled Prince's Substitute Bride: I Hurl a Bronze Cauldron With One Hand 替嫁残王，我单手抡飞青铜鼎 Cheesy Big Potato芝士大土豆Ancient Romance256k WordsCompleted [One-on-one sweet romance + comedy + super-strong girl vs. possessive prince + no transmigration + no rebirth] Bai Ruanruan is the illegitimate daughter of the Prime Minister's household. Though she possesses monstrous strength, she has been forced to play the role of a delicate little flower for sixteen years. One day, she is sent as a substitute bride to Shen Yuan, the disgraced prince rumored to be crippled and viciously bloodthirsty. From then on, the whole atmosphere of Prince Yuan's reside 93Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is hilarious, I laughed so hard! 🤣🤣

36. 386 三 After Thirty-Nine Thousand Years, I Was Won Over by a Puppy-Like Young Man 三万九千岁后，我被小狼狗拿下了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance17k WordsCompleted After Thirty-Nine Thousand Years, I Was Won Over by a Puppy-Like Boyfriend 6Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 387 大 The Great Ming Street Hustler: From the Start, I Made Zhu Yuanzhang Cry 大明街溜子：开局怼哭朱元璋 Where Is My Diao Chan?我的貂蝉哪Historical768k WordsCompleted I woke up as a street punk in the Ming Dynasty, and got saddled with a lousy System that insists I do good deeds? “Seriously, does anyone else get how awful this emperor is?” I talked back to him twice, and not only did he fly into a rage and try to kill me, he started crying! 1.6kReads5.4Score—Shelves

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    Invincible, hilarious story, if you don't laugh, come and hit me!

38. 388 夫 Why Has Madam Revealed Her True Form Again Today? 夫人她今天又显形了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted Madam Has Revealed Her True Form Again Today 1Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 389 刀 Brother Dao Goes Viral in Showbiz, and Fans Beg Me to Stop Killing 刀哥爆红娱乐圈，粉丝求我别杀了 Drunk in Solitude孤风一醉Urban2.7M WordsOngoing [Lighthearted + no romance + absurd comedy + entertainment industry] [Print edition published | Comic adaptation released] Xiao He acquired a criminal golden finger that let him learn all kinds of criminal skills. But he could only stay alive by continually stabbing people. Xiao He: “I’m a perfectly decent college student. Who’d want to become a criminal?!” Wait, there really is a way! After an accident, Xiao He successfully exploited a bug in his golden finger. By acting instead of committing r 175kReads9.3Score14.7kShelves

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    1. A lighthearted and unconventional story where everyone is wildly eccentric and funny, with dialogue brimming with witty remarks. Perfect for relaxing reading and escaping the hustle and bustle. 2. A fantastical, imaginative, and hilarious read where the villain's conscience is inconsistent, creating a striking contrast. The plot twists and turns, packed with laughs, make for a thrilling and stress-free read. 3. A modern soul transmigrates to an ancient court. The protagonist's casual and down-to-earth actions as he schemes his way through officialdom, offering plenty of humor and enjoyment. 4. A fun urban livestreaming story where the protagonist earns money through livestreaming and always encounters generous and lavish fans, resulting in numerous hilarious and memorable moments. 5. A harem-free entertainment industry novel where the protagonist's straightforward and sharp personality leads to rapid fame, earning both admiration and fear from fans. The daily life within the entertainment circle is full of comedic highlights.

40. 390 寒 Phoenix Fate on a Cold Night 寒夜凤命 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted Phoenix Fate in the Cold Night 5Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 391 女 A Female Ghost Shows Up Pregnant, and You Say You're a Proper Daoist? 女鬼怀孕上门你说你是正经道士？ Fined Into Bankruptcy for Being Handsome因帅被罚破产Mystery4.1M WordsOngoing [Mystery Solving] [Ghost Stories] [Chinese Folk Traditions] Su Yun is an heir to the Yin-Yang School, one of the pre-Qin traditions. Introduced by an acquaintance, he went on a blind date and met his girlfriend. After they broke up, Su Yun prepared to turn her into a zombie. Just as the process was nearly complete on the seventh day, a policewoman burst in and arrested him for murder. Su Yun: “I'm innocent! My ex-girlfriend was a flight attendant, fair-skinned, beautiful, and long-legged. Why wo 221.3kReads9.1Score24kShelves
42. 392 我 My Wife's Genes Mutated 我老婆她基因突变了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted My Wife Has Undergone a Genetic Mutation 3Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 393 地 Underground Speed King 地下车神 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted The Underground Racing King —Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 394 绑 Bound to the Anti-Public-Intellectual System: Stirring Up Trouble in Eagle Sauce 绑定反公知系统：在鹰酱搞事情 Ascending to Immortality at the Jade Pool瑶池登仙Urban61k WordsOngoing Zhang Fang was a programmer with a decent income. Then he woke up one day to find he had transmigrated to “Eagle Sauce” and become Jack, a white tax officer. He had hoped to use his new identity to lie flat and enjoy a comfortable life, but it turned out that a job at the tax bureau was no bed of roses. He was unexpectedly dragged into a dangerous tax investigation and forced to deal with gangsters, corrupt officials, and a tangled web of tax scandals. Just as he was overwhelmed, a bizarre Syste 39Reads—Score—Shelves

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45. 395 人 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统 Steamed Plum Pastry Sauce蒸梅油酥汁Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 16.7kReads9.6Score2.2kShelves
46. 396 被 Fooled Twice and Slept With? I Turned Around and Made the Whole Cultivation World Cry 被骗两次还被睡？反手骗哭整个修仙界 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted Fooled twice and slept with, too? I’ll turn around and make the entire cultivation world cry. 16Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 397 怼 Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 怼人就能变强 Rich Young Master from a Poor Family寒门阔少Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world! 3.3kReads8.8Score393Shelves
48. 398 风 Mistress of the Romantic Court 风月主母 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊25k WordsCompleted The Mistress of the House of Love 36Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 399 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 12.9kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves
50. 400 认 After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me Like an Enemy 认错人后，暴君把我当仇人宠 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me as His Enemy 53Reads—Score—Shelves

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