Hilarious, Unhinged, Laugh-Until-You-Squeal Stories That’ll Get You in Trouble with Mom 爆笑！抽风！笑出猪叫声妈见打系列搞笑高分文

1. 251 御 Beast Taming: There’s an Old Man in the Tomb 御兽：坟里有个老爷爷 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted Beast Taming: There’s an Old Man in the Grave 2Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 252 我 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星，搞点副业很合理吧？ My Meat Is Really Tasty我肉真好吃Urban2.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 68.6kReads9.2Score6.2kShelves
3. 253 镇 Legend of the Demon-Suppressing Stone 镇妖石传奇 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted The Legend of the Demon-Suppressing Stone 14Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 254 系 System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统？我不是刚刚绑定过了吗？ Eighty Great Mountains八十大山Eastern Fantasy350k WordsOngoing [Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol 8.6kReads8.3Score821Shelves

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   This is quite humorous.

5. 255 直 Livestream Antics: Starting with Dazai the Dolphin 直播整活：从豚子呆小妹开始 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestream + Pranks + Female Streamer + System] She gets a livestream prank System. Every successful prank earns her a random reward! Jiang Nan: I’ll do a magic trick for you. Dai Xiaomei: What kind of trick? Jiang Nan: I’ll make your livestream disappear! With that, Jiang Nan reaches toward her own waist… Dai Xiaomei:!!! Are you crazy?! [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve been rewarded with ten million yuan!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve 41.7kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves
6. 256 你 You’re a Game Designer, So Why Are You Filing Reports at the Police Station Every Day? 你个游戏设计师，天天警局备案？ Call Me Great Lord叫我大官人Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Extremely Illegal] [Come Get Me] [Not Human] [Livestream Meme Mayhem] [Hilarious] PS: This is a lighthearted, funny story full of livestream antics and memes. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chu Sheng awakens a god-tier game designer System. He gets streamers and viewers worked up, earns emotional points, and unlocks more games. But Chu Sheng discovers that every game he unlocks is way too illegal! He unlocks Thief Simulator and makes Dai Xiaomei cry. But the robbery is so realistic t 25.1kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves
7. 257 满 The Max-Level Boss Retires, Then His Sweetheart Makes Him Shine 满级大佬退休后被小娇妻带飞 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊20k WordsCompleted The Max-Level Big Shot Retires, Then His Adorable Wife Takes Him to New Heights 47Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 258 直 Livestream: One Song, "Tears of a Dancer," Leaves Dai Xiaomei Stunned 直播：一首舞女泪，唱懵呆小妹 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + outrageous antics + sign-in rewards + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female entertainer] Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a livestream sign-in System. All he has to do is livestream to receive sign-in rewards! To rack up livestream hours and claim the System’s rewards, he decides to connect with other streamers. His first guest is the popular streamer Dai Xiaomei. Dai Xiaomei: “What talents do you have?” Jiang Yun: “I can sing.” Dai Xiaomei: “Let’s hear it.” Jiang Yun: “On 47.6kReads9.1Score3kShelves
9. 259 夫 Madam Is Just Putting on an Act 夫人她装的 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted The Madam Is Just Pretending 34Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 260 绝 Reborn from Despair: Redemption from a Thousand-Year Curse 绝地重生：千年的诅咒救赎 Gentle Awakening温柔唤醒Urban312k WordsOngoing Tang Xiaofeng has died ninety-nine times, and every time, he kicked the bucket at twenty. More than 1,900 years ago, he publicly rejected the marriage proposal of the Witch Clan's Holy Maiden. Enraged, she hit him with a death curse: he would never live past twenty. For nearly two millennia after that, he choked to death on water, drowned while fishing, and got struck by lightning while sheltering from the rain. His deaths came in all shapes and forms. The most heartbreaking part was that eve 656Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I recommend two hilarious and exciting novels to you.

11. 261 反EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子 I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 343.1kReads9.5Score39kShelves

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    Don't read the first book, I'm afraid you'll turn the tables. [Are readers the ultimate cheat code?] [Everyone's telling you, "You've seen how tough the outside world is!"] [No! I've seen how tough you are, sitting in front of the screen!] [The real boss is actually you, sitting in front of the screen!] Boss yells at you? The protagonist will fight back for you. Clients are difficult? The protagonist will take the hits for you. You just need to swipe the screen, and he'll slap everyone in the face for you. Rich kid Jia Hao is arrogant? You move your finger, and he becomes a laughing stock. This book is your "punching bag" after you've been wronged in real life. Don't thank me after reading, thank the awesome you in front of the screen.

12. 262 合 Live-Streaming Cultivation in the Hehuan Sect 合欢宗直播修仙 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊15k WordsCompleted Live-Streaming Cultivation in the Acacia Sect 62Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 263 我 I Was a Backup on a Dating Show, Until One Hit Song Made Me the Main Choice 我在恋综当备胎靠一首名曲转正 Da Junjun大俊俊Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Su Ming transmigrated to a parallel world. With his handsome looks and perfect figure, he was on his way to dig potatoes when the director of a dating show pulled him in at the last minute to stand in for a guest. To his surprise, he casually played “Wedding in a Dream,” a famous song from his previous life, and was immediately made a permanent cast member! His presence brought out the personalities of the three female guests to the fullest. The lovestruck Li Ruo often said, “Su Ming, you wo 4.7kReads8.1Score338Shelves
14. 264 热 The Hot-Blooded Hunter: God’s Assault 热血猎人神之袭击 Riding a Bull to Find You骑牛找你Historical1.3M WordsOngoing [Survival] [Hunting] [Fighting the Japanese invaders and looting their gear] [Cultivation] Wang Fei has just entered the world of cultivation when he's forced into becoming a live-in son-in-law. One blow shatters his dantian, setting him on a long road from staying alive to rising to greatness. Though he has lost his cultivation, he takes countless disciples. This novel was not written by AI. Every word was painstakingly typed out by the author, who only hopes readers will enjoy the story in its 27kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves

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    [KISS][Heart][Heart][Heart]

15. 265 我 My Dog Son Is a Divine Beast 我的狗儿子是神兽 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊23k WordsCompleted My Dog Son Is a Divine Beast 36Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 266 直 Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播：开局一句话气哭校花 Lone Salty Fish独孤咸鱼Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz 9.9kReads9.2Score703Shelves
17. 267 我 The Years I Spent Looking for a Wife 我找老婆这些年 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted All These Years, I’ve Been Looking for a Wife 91Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 268 废 The Useless Spirit Supporter: I’d Rather Die Than Dig Up Wild Vegetables 废材辅灵师：打死也不挖野菜 Pepper Monkey花椒猴Ancient Romance820k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Otherworldly Continent + Hunting and Farming + Alchemy + Crafting] If talent falls short, good fortune can make up the difference. On the Continent of Shifeng, a year has three seasons: the warm season, the flood season, and the cold season. There are twenty-four months in a year. Men awaken as Martial Spirit Masters and hunt strange beasts; women awaken as Support Spirit Masters and practice alchemy, crafting, and farming. After transmigrating into the body of a useless you 51kReads9.3Score5.4kShelves

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    Watch it carefully, learn from it, I laughed like a pig in bed in the middle of the night! [Laughing][laughing][laughing]

19. 269 忘 Wang Benye's Dreamspace 忘本爷的造梦空间 Dog Thirteen狗十三Mystery1.5M WordsOngoing [Spatial fantasy + modern-day imaginative fiction + suspense + everyday family life + brotherhood + a nobody awakens + no brainless wish fulfillment + no invincibility + terrible father] Penniless and down on his luck, ignored by all; two souls dream of vengeance beneath the snow. Back from the dream realm, he becomes a hero. Who doesn’t know this ungrateful man? It all comes down to one dream, turning the tables when things seem most hopeless Friends, let me ask you something: “Do you believe 944Reads9.6Score111Shelves

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    Hahahahahahahahahaha

20. 270 有 A Ghost Farted and Died 有只鬼放个屁死了 Dog Thirteen狗十三Mystery170k WordsCompleted This book is made up of ten short stories: “The Big Yellow Dog,” “The Nine-Headed Demon,” “Block,” “Xisha Pit,” “Cuckoo” “Ghostly Wailing,” “Madman,” “Swing,” “Blue Carp,” “The Hundred-Year-Old Tree” Title: A Ghost Died After Farting = Horror + Comedy + Tragedy The stories vary in length, and their plots range from salty to bland. The whole book is easy to understand, with plain and straightforward language. This story is entirely fictional. Please read responsibly. Do not be superstitious, and 2kReads9.5Score230Shelves
21. 271 出 After Prison: The Movie Star's Wife Became the Haters' Number One 出狱后：影帝夫人成了黑粉头头 Silver Brocade银锦Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After spending thirteen years in prison, she was reborn. When she opened her eyes, she was back at the time when the entire internet hated her. If you can’t beat them, join them. Before she knew it, she’d become the head of the antis. Antis Group One: “Boss, Yu Yuan’s causing trouble again. Should we go after her?” Yu Yuan: “Go after her for what? Did we get paid this time? Even antis have professional standards. We’re not working for free!” Antis Group Two: “Boss, the CP fans are shipping Yu Yu 14.6kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves

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    Who understands?! Yu Yuan is such a madwoman on variety shows, yet she manages to make a fortune. Her thought process is so outrageous it made me laugh so hard I almost split my stomach! 😂 She's a leader in the anti-fan circle, her con artist skills are off the charts, and her social skills are practically glued to her! The male lead even joined in as the CP leader; the two of them together are a living hell in the entertainment industry. They should just stay away and not cause any trouble for others! 😜

22. 272 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.4kShelves
23. 273 重 After Rebirth, I Gained an Extra Sister 重生后我多了一个姐姐 Turbid Wine for the Dusty World浊酒喂风尘Urban727k WordsCompleted [One Female Lead]+ [Reborn] After being reborn, Gu Ran wants to change his failed life. He'll earn money properly and take life one step at a time. But he never expected his father to remarry, bringing home a stepmother with a burden of her own and completely derailing his plans… 12.1kReads8.9Score910Shelves

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    Rather leisurely and carefree

24. 274 笑 Hilarious Jokes 笑死人笑话 Three Layers of Rain三层雨323k WordsCompleted The ultimate happy place for busy workers and students! A massive library of jokes, from workplace rants and campus antics to hilarious comebacks and jaw-dropping plot twists. There’s something for every occasion! Sneak a few pages at work, unwind before bed, or read on your commute, and you’ll be laughing your abs off in no time. There’s even a section for kids’ unfiltered remarks, where their adorable logic will have you slapping the table with laughter. Need a cure for life’s stress? Come hav 14.5kReads—Score555Shelves

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    "Highly recommended! We're professionals at being funny, and we have jokes this hilarious. The funniest jokes are all here."

25. 275 成 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 Three Layers of Rain三层雨409k WordsCompleted A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4kReads—Score255Shelves
26. 276 我EN I Only Wanted to Destroy My Sect, So How Did I Defy Heaven and Become a God? 我只想毁灭宗门，咋逆天成神了 Moonlit Night明月夜色Eastern Fantasy7.6M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 79.7kReads9.3Score5.6kShelves

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    After reading the whole book, one word sums it up: hilarious! The plot twists and turns endlessly; what should be 1+1 always ends up being 3, 4, or 5! It's definitely worth reading; I guarantee you'll be laughing non-stop.

27. 277 魂 Reborn in the Modern World, She's Defiant to the Core 魂穿现代，大佬她一身反骨 Clear and Melodious Dream清越的梦Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Ming Yue was a powerful psychic who had spent her life in a world shrouded in toxic gas. Adopted by a genius doctor, she grew up inside a protective barrier, spending every day fending off enemies. When the doctor finally developed an energy source capable of purifying the toxic gas, he was hunted for refusing to let the technology be monopolized. With his dying breath, he entrusted the vital energy source to her and told her to distribute it among the common people so everyone could survive. Mi 13.4kReads8.5Score1.9kShelves

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    It's really funny, and the female lead is quite amazing.

28. 278 谁 Can You Believe It? The Empress Wrote a Hundred Palace Rules 谁懂啊，娘娘写了一百条宫规 Strawberry Xi草莓汐Ancient Romance602k WordsCompleted [Palace Intrigue + Ancient-Era Heroine + Reborn Supporting Female Character + Transmigrated Supporting Female Character + Everyone Is Clever + Clear-Eyed Heroine] From ordinary palace candidate to empress. Everyone believes the emperor is devoted to Ning Wanyin. Only Ning Wanyin knows how treacherous and perilous the journey has been. She has survived every step through sheer caution. Lady Tang, reborn: “She killed me in my last life. This time, of course I’ll… make her my friend! Do I really th 42.1kReads9.6Score6kShelves
29. 279 废 The Useless Prince: Why Are You Forcing Me to Become Emperor? 废物皇子：为何要逼我做皇帝？ The Wind of the 80s80年代的风Historical4.0M WordsCompleted He is the empire’s useless prince! But his own father, the emperor, wants him dead. The crown prince wants him dead. His brothers all want him dead. Even the most beautiful woman under heaven wants him dead! To survive, he trains an invincible army and builds a hidden paradise. He brings the Hundred Schools of Thought to heel, drawing capable ministers, mighty generals, and reclusive masters from every corner of the land to his side. All the beauties under heaven dream of becoming his bride. Ami 84.3kReads9.3Score8.5kShelves
30. 280 这 This Emperor Is Not Only Lazy, He’s Also Rude 这个皇帝不仅摆烂，还没有素质 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Historical1.9M WordsCompleted Ying Yi transmigrated into a strange dynasty and became an emperor! But Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor. All he wanted was to find a reasonable way to die and abdicate as soon as possible, so he could go back and inherit his hundreds of billions in wealth! So he set out on a path of nonstop suicide by bad decisions! Politics is all about compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises! The empress dowager wreaking havoc in the harem? He chews her out! The literary, lovesick empress? He chews her o 96.3kReads9.2Score9.7kShelves

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    This highly-rated book on Tomato Book is hilarious! It's hilariously absurd! Extremely readable and exciting! The male lead, Lao Liu, is a complete goofball, constantly pulling off all sorts of funny and outrageous things, making for a truly refreshing and entertaining read that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts…!!!

31. 281 有 With a System, Surviving the Apocalypse Gets Even Harder 有了系统，这末日求生更艰难了 Heaven's Will Guardian天意守护Sci-Fi & Apocalypse985k WordsCompleted The protagonist, Xiong E, is a skinny young man, despite what his name might suggest. He accidentally transmigrates to another world in a post-apocalyptic state, bringing along a goofy System. Watch as he tries to survive "happily" while the System makes things difficult for him. Heh! 48Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Don't come looking for me if you laugh so hard!

32. 282 龙 The Dragon King's Bride 龙王聘 Wangquan Yuechu王权月初Mystery1.4M WordsCompleted That year, I came down with a strange illness that nothing could cure. Then, on the night the blood moon hung high in the sky, my family decorated the house with lanterns and streamers. From that day on, I had a husband no one could see. Around that time, my mother warned me gravely that I must remain faithful to my husband and keep my distance from other men, or disaster would befall me! When I was nineteen, I broke the taboo, and he... appeared. 39.9kReads9.5Score5.8kShelves

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    The female lead uses a human head as a brick during a fight; the content is quite exciting and worth watching. There's also live-action streaming.

33. 283 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 6.2kReads—Score102Shelves
34. 284 我 My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Drives Away Every Woman Who Takes an Interest in My Husband 我儿子三岁，是个笑话精，专克老公桃花 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Keeps My Husband's Admirers at Bay 2kReads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny, hahaha

35. 285 老 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score100Shelves
36. 286 这 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折9k WordsCompleted This pregnancy story is completely wild. 668Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 287 顶 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 405Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 288 嫁 After Marrying the Heirless Prince, the General’s Poisonous Daughter Goes on a Rampage 嫁给绝嗣王爷后，将门毒妃杀疯了 Purple Mist Beauty紫岚美眉Ancient Romance926k WordsOngoing [Two strong leads + unmatched skill in medicine and poison + punishing scoundrels] She was a medical doctor and elite soldier in the apocalypse. After transmigrating to an alternate ancient world, she became the unpopular eldest daughter of a general's household. She spent ten years at the family shrine in the countryside, praying for her father and brothers. When she returned, she discovered that an adopted daughter had taken her place, stolen her family's affection, and even taken her fiancé. 1.2kReads8.3Score179Shelves

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    I burst out laughing, laughing so hard I was pounding my bed in the middle of the night.

39. 289 废 The Good-for-Nothing Legitimate Daughter Turns the Tables 废柴嫡女要翻天 This Wood Makes Firewood此木为柴Ancient Romance4.9M WordsCompleted 4kReads9.1Score611Shelves
40. 290 一 One Man, One Donkey, One Dog: The Path to Immortality 一人一驴一狗去修仙 New Sage Lord of the Three Realms三界新圣主Eastern Fantasy6.0M WordsOngoing [Sneaky and shameless + outrageously crafty + scheming + satisfying power fantasy + master of dirty tricks + lighthearted + no shame] When fighting people: “Dahei, go be the bait! Er Lyuzi, kick him in the butt while I smack the back of his head!” When fighting ghosts: “Dahei, spit blood at it! Er Lyuzi, blast it with your farts while I blow it up with a Divine Fire Thunderbolt Pill!” When fighting demons: “Dahei, use triple the dose of Five-Step Drop! Er Lyuzi, get the demon-binding rope and th 18.2kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves
41. 291 混 The Chaotic Record of Mending the Heavens 混沌补天录 Slender Willow in the Prose文中细柳Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [No System, no being reborn, cautious cultivation, sound logic, quotable lines, and hilarious comedy] Please don't expect this to follow the usual formula of some cultivation novels, where the protagonist becomes invincible and starts killing as soon as he begins cultivating. This story follows the protagonist's transformation from an ordinary person, and strives to stay closer to real life, with plenty of introspection and social criticism. Starting as a law-abiding citizen, the protagonist fir 5.7kReads8.6Score596Shelves

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    I laughed so hard my abs hurt in the middle of the night! [Laughing and crying emoji] The mortal Lao Liu (Old Six) obtains a cultivation inheritance and embarks on a cultivation journey from the city, hiding his true nature. The story is full of memorable quotes, realistic critiques, and philosophical reflections. Everyone is intelligent, and the psychological descriptions are exquisite. [Thumbs up emoji] It's an exploration-based growth story, not mindless fun. It begins with learning to abide by the law and understand the rules, then progresses to decisive action. [Cool emoji] [thumbs up emoji]

42. 292 我EN My Right Eye is a God-Tier Computer 我的右眼是神级计算机 Wang Zilü王自律Sci-Fi & Apocalypse3.2M WordsCompleted I am the super artificial intelligence in your eyes. You humans call an IQ of 85 stupid and an IQ of 135 smart, but you will never understand what an IQ of 125,000 means! From now on, I will be your right-hand man! 162.4kReads9.2Score21.8kShelves
43. 293 太 Madam, Sir Is at It Again: Crying, Throwing a Tantrum, and Threatening to Hang Himself! 太太，先生又在一哭二闹三上吊！ A Family of Good Food饭香门第Modern Romance371k WordsCompleted A cool, aloof beauty with a sharp mind x a shameless, clingy flirt who wears his heart on his sleeve [Angst and regret, both leads are sexually inexperienced, happy ending / Star-crossed love / Bittersweet] Xie Suidong was a rakish thug, while Xu Jingqiao was cool and indifferent. They were worlds apart in every way. After they married, someone asked why he had married Xu Jingqiao. With a cigarette dangling from his lips, Xie Suidong replied with a mix of swagger and solemnity, "My family told m 49.2kReads8.8Score4.6kShelves

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    This is absolutely awesome! 👍

44. 294 神 Divine Emperor Daddy 神帝奶爸 Picking Up Time with a Silent Pen拾光笔默Urban2.5M WordsCompleted The merciless God Emperor Yun Mo wields the heaven-defying divine artifact, the Mount Yanfu Residence Painting, in the Boundless Realm… One thousand years: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation, Tribulation Crossing, then ascending to the Boundless Spirit Realm. Two thousand years: Void Refinement, Body Integration, Great Ascension, then ascending to the Boundless Immortal Realm. Three thousand years: True Immortal, Golden Immortal, Dao Ancestor, 5.6kReads8.9Score687Shelves
45. 295 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 62.4kReads9.5Score124.3kShelves

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    Sharing something super hilarious [Sparrow's Masterpiece][Sparrow's Masterpiece] I laughed so hard I was twisting into a maggot in bed in the middle of the night!!! It's so addictive, you'll find yourself watching until 3 AM without even realizing it 😂😂😂

46. 296 丧 A Zombie Transmigrates into the Cultivation World and Becomes the Pride of the Whole Sect 丧尸穿越修仙界，成了全宗门骄傲 No Mercy Under My Blade刀下不留人Ancient Romance365k WordsCompleted [Sang Sang the Zombie: A Fresh Premise + Hilarious, Guaranteed to Cheer You Up + No Romance + Everyone's Favorite + Extraordinary Talent] (Note: The rating is very low because it just opened. This book has a great reputation, so enjoy!) Sang Sang is a genuine, bona fide zombie, but she transmigrates to the unfamiliar world of cultivation. In her eyes, cultivators' brains are the most delicious food. Master's brain is the tastiest. I'll have a bite first. Senior Brother's brain is pretty tasty to 4.2kReads8.7Score454Shelves

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    🍅①This book really made me laugh so hard I almost fell off my bed, banging on the mattress 🛏 I laughed from beginning to end. A zombie arrives in the cultivation world and immediately starts gnawing on his master's head and won't let go [shocked]!!! Later, when he arrives at the sect, not a single senior brother or sister can escape having their heads eaten, especially the part about learning formations, oh my god, I can't laugh anymore! 🍅②He was just one step away from ascending to immortality but was tragically struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the ruthlessness of the heavens, or his own lack of morality? 🍅③The male protagonist transmigrates to a parallel world, but he didn't expect to be morally blackmailed on the subway right from the start. The arrogant pregnant woman directly said, "I'm pregnant, you have to give me your seat." The male protagonist directly retorted, "There's a cause for every effect, and the child you're carrying isn't mine."

47. 297 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 20.6kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves
48. 298 回 Back on Earth as a Con Artist 回到地球当神棍 Wu Xiaowu勿小悟Urban6.0M WordsCompleted He vanished for eight years. No one imagined he'd transmigrated to another world and cultivated for eight thousand years! He eloped with a rich heiress. No one imagined that, while taking her away, he'd also wiped out her rotten fiancé. He's looking for his younger sister. No one imagined that, while searching for her, he'd also taken down every major power on Earth. He can make pills and fight. If anyone dares to provoke him... 13.6kReads8.9Score1.5kShelves
49. 299 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 140.1kReads9.6Score15.1kShelves
50. 300 我 I, a Heavenly Court Soldier, Have My Thoughts Overheard by the Jade Emperor 我，天庭小兵，被玉帝偷听心声 The Raging Camel发飙的骆驼Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted Ye Changqing transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West and becomes a low-ranking soldier in Heaven. He awakens an utterly ordinary System. As long as he maintains his ordinary persona, he can break through the constraints of the Heavenly Dao and attain the Great Dao Sagehood, never again having to worry about the Heavenly Dao harvesting him like a leek. Who could have known that the Journey to the West calamity would begin that very day, and the Jade Emperor and the immortals would sta 1.7kReads8.5Score152Shelves

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