I Want to Read the Kind of Absurd Quick Transmigration Stories That Go Off the Rails from Start to Finish 我想看前后快穿颠文的那种

1. 1 癫 Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 372.3kReads9.8Score54.8kShelves

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   These these!

2. 2 救 Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns 救命！反派偷听我用谐音梗改剧情 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance565k WordsCompleted Also known as: Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Homophones [Wealthy-family comedy + everyone’s darling and gossip + variety-show face-slapping] Qin Yiyang awakens to the truth. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty, then was brought home by her wealthy family and spoiled rotten. Great! She’s got the everyone’s-darling heroine’s script! But it turns out the fake heiress is the real heroine. Unhappy that her family dotes on Qin Yiyang, the fake heiress transforms into the daug 51.4kReads9.4Score7.5kShelves
3. 3 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 133.4kReads9.7Score14.8kShelves
4. 4 发 Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综，嘴在前飞脑狂追 Fine Night良宵Modern Romance588k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless] Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show. While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk. When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never lov 10.5kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves
5. 5 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 68kReads9.6Score9.8kShelves
6. 6 美 A Beautiful Bad Woman’s Quick Transmigration Journey Through the Eras 美丽坏女人的年代快穿之旅 Yaoyao Not Bewitching a夭夭不妖aModern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration through different eras + self-serving heroine + a touch of outlaw spirit + flower-soul dimension + Heavenly Secrets Mirror (damaged)] Note: The heroine is stunningly beautiful, but she is NOT universally adored! Xia Zhizhi comes from another world where men are beastmen whose true forms are wild animals, women are called Rui, and their souls take the form of flowers and trees. The Rui, who are responsible for reproduction in that world, are extremely rare and delicate, so b 41.2kReads8.5Score2.3kShelves

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   Don't argue with Zhizhi, Zhizhi is the reason [I learned it] [You taste it carefully] [Shy]

7. 7 少 Cut the Crap! I’m Begging You, Take Off Your Armor and Kiss Me! 少废话，我求你脱了战袍亲亲我！ Hu Yan.胡言.Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted Completed, and absolutely fantastic! [Flirtatious, brazen beauty top vs. sharp-tongued, honest-hearted cool-guy bottom; childhood rivals who hated each other, then fell in love while fighting] [Two male leads + two strong leads + intense chemistry and push-pull + mutual coercion + both are pure + happy ending] Ji Qinghuan had been born into another world and lived there for nineteen years, always appearing to outsiders as a gentle, refined young master. A heaven-blessed prodigy with impeccable c 10.2kReads9.3Score1.6kShelves

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   Ji Qinghuan was born in another world for nineteen years and has always been the gentle and gentle Young Master Ji in the eyes of outsiders. A proud man of heaven with good conduct. No one knows - he secretly used letters to deliberately attack Han Niao, his father's nemesis' son, in order to make Han Xiao, the sick son, give up on himself and no longer be able to compete with him as a modern man. The two teenagers verbally abused each other through letters for twelve years. But I don't know what went wrong. Ji Qinghuan found that the sick rice plant was getting healthier [healthy? He is not inferior to him in terms of literary talent or martial arts, he is even more powerful in horse racing, riding and shooting, and even his appearance can make people astonished! Until the Huns invaded from the east. Ji Qinghuan was taken by his father, General Ji, to ask for help from his rival Han family. Then. Two rival pen pals who had been red-eyed for a long time finally met in the Fifth Palace... The first Han Niao: "Ji Qinghuan, you are a lost dog!" The later Han Xiao: "Good brother, ask me to kiss you." The first Ji Qinghuan: "Han Xiao went crazy again." Later Ji Qinghuan: "Go away, are you shameless?".

8. 8 快 Quick Transmigration: Never Underestimate the Unexpected Nobody 快穿：不要看不起小透明天降 Awooo Furball嗷呜毛球Two Male Leads345k WordsCompleted [Two male leads, 1v1 happy ending, the love interest is the same person in every world] Shi Wangzhi is pulled into the Sucker Rescue Plan. The System tells him that in parallel worlds, certain powerful people have been deceived and used by those they loved, turning them into complete suckers. Their happy lives have become melodramatic tragedies, and their resentment has grown so intense that the worlds’ energy is thrown out of balance. As long as Shi Wangzhi transmigrates into these worlds and p 14.5kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves

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   [Two male protagonists, 1v1HE, the attacker in each world is the same person] The writing is very real, the writing style is good, the plot development is easy and smooth, the sweet writing is really beautiful (.·W·.)/♡ Highly recommended!!! Very sweet writing

9. 9 快 Quick Transmigration: This Isn’t the Fairy Tale I Wanted!! 快穿：这不是我要的童话！！ Old Yang and the Three老羊仨Female-Channel Fanfiction478k WordsOngoing [A touch of everyone’s favorite + fairy tales + a performative female lead + a heroine who loves no one + no romance + one-sided crushes] Fed up with her job in the Background Character Department, Yu Yuan finally earns enough points through one mission after another to transfer to the Fairy Tale Department she has long dreamed of. But when she enters the mission world, she discovers... Yu Yuan: Bean, is this a fairy-tale world? 009: Yes, Host. The art style and the characters are all from a fai 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   There are many worlds where the female protagonist can travel quickly. They are treasure novels with novel and interesting content. They are not ordinary fast-traveling novels. The male protagonists all take the initiative to like the female protagonist. Both men and women are clean physically and mentally. It's good.

10. 10 快 Quick Transmigration: From High-Risk Female Side Character to the Main Character 快穿：从高危女配逆袭成主角 I Really Love Durian很爱吃榴莲Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + breathtakingly beautiful heroine + no fixed couple + all male leads are pure + love at first sight from the male leads in each small world] Su Qin is a thousand-year-old peach blossom spirit who never cared much for cultivation and left a long trail of romantic entanglements behind her. Then, during a trial of tribulation, she was struck dead by lightning. Well, not quite dead. Her last wisp of soul became bound to a Villainess Acting System. Wasn't this right in her comf 6.5kReads8.4Score505Shelves
11. 11 快 Quick Transmigration: Winning Over the Fierce Villain with Honesty 快穿：靠老实拿下超凶大反派 Digging Out a Big Chunk挖走一大坨Modern Romance377k WordsCompleted Quick-transmigration romantic comedy [A laid-back winner + a villain who dotes on her + rival suitors in a love triangle + everyone's favorite] Apocalypse/Wasteland/Beast World/Vampires/ABO, and other exciting settings (Note: There is no fixed couple, and the male lead changes. They are not fragments of one person, nor are they the same person.) Jiang Lili is a C-rank employee of the Quick Transmigration Bureau. Timid and honest, she's just a girl who loves to daydream. Unexpectedly, the System 1.8kReads9.0Score199Shelves
12. 12 黑 The Crown of the Dark Moon 黑月光冠冕 Three Lives, Three Three叁生三三Modern Romance2.5M WordsCompleted [The first print volume is now available] [Sweet Romance in a Wealthy Family] + [A Forbidden Love Falls from Its Pedestal] + [Characters Awaken] + [A Chaotic Love Rival Showdown] “You are a cannon-fodder character in this world. Your character tags are: beautiful, vicious, and stupid. When you were eight, you were adopted by the Shen family, the most powerful family in Whale Harbor. The head of the family treasured you like a gem, but you joined forces with your villainous mother to scheme agai 556.6kReads9.5Score97.8kShelves
13. 13 你 You Go Crazy, I Go Crazy, Let's Go Crazy Together in Showbiz 你发癫我发癫，一起发癫闯娱乐圈 Nan He Is Very Poor南鹤很穷Modern Romance398k WordsCompleted [The rating is low because the book just started. It'll gradually rise as more reviews come in.] [Goofy humor + memes + livestreamed variety show + 1v1 romance + entertainment industry] A car accident awakens An Sheng's memories. It turns out she's been transmigrated into a book as the heroine of an angst-filled novel for years. There's no way she's letting anyone torment her. Whoever messes with her, she'll go berserk and take everyone out, both mentally and physically. Everyone online says the 2.2kReads8.8Score472Shelves

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    Dianpo's world, you deserve it [exploration][exploration]

14. 14 你 You Go Crazy, I Go Crazier, Side by Side on a Dating Show 你发癫，我更癫，恋综上面肩并肩 Six-Six Fruit六六果Two Male Leads640k WordsCompleted [Audio drama now available~~~] [Dual Male Leads + One-on-One Romance + Dating Reality Show, Hilarious, Sweet, and Satisfying] [Unhinged Young Heartthrob VS Even More Unhinged CEO] He transmigrates into a book and immediately gets pressured by a scumbag into breaking off their engagement? Shen Yan goes berserk on the spot: “If you want to save face, you have to give some too. Having a mistress doesn’t make you right. Pay me four million, or I’ll see you outside the proctology clinic!” Early i 27kReads9.5Score3.9kShelves
15. 15 癫 Crazy? Sure, Just Don’t Mess with Your Daddy! 癫就癫咯，没事别惹你活爹！ Fa Fa Fa发发发Modern Romance222k WordsCompleted [Goofy + transmigrate into a book + dating reality show + wish-fulfillment + face-slapping + unhinged antics + crazy men and women] Good news: Shi Shengsheng has transmigrated into a TV show. Bad news: She doesn't want to live anymore. On a high-profile dating show, she creates an entirely new persona: a terrorist. "Who the hell wants to assassinate me? Come on, let's all die together!" She sneaks into the production crew's quarters at midnight and teams up with them to blow up the props departm 95Reads8.4Score—Shelves
16. 16 人 I’m the Villainess in a Crazy Novel, and My Mental State Is Cause for Concern 人在癫文当恶女，精神状态很堪忧 Walking in Search of Dreams浔梦而行Modern Romance686k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + real and fake heiresses + unhinged shenanigans + an entire family of crazies + romance] Qin Fuyao transmigrates into a book. Overnight, she goes from being the real heiress of a wealthy family to a wicked fake heiress who has usurped someone else's place. The original character is a high school senior who has done plenty of terrible things. Including, but not limited to, falling out with her entire family, ostracizing her whole class, constantly making life difficult 1.8kReads9.0Score212Shelves
17. 17 癫 Mad, Really Mad, and Getting Madder 癫，很癫，非常癫，越来越癫 They All Call Me Baby她们都叫我宝宝Modern Romance254k WordsCompleted One second, Ji Letang was crawling around in the shadows at a banquet, attacking everyone indiscriminately. The next, she transmigrated into a book, landing in an angst novel as its heroine. The kind of heroine anyone could take a turn tormenting. Ji Letang: What? The angst is only for me? She wasn’t having that. Ji Letang started going off the rails. When she was bullied, she spat right back. Even if she hurt herself a thousand times to hurt her enemies a hundred, that was better than hurting t 505Reads8.8Score102Shelves
18. 18 女 The Supporting Actress Wrecks the Dating Show and Goes Off the Rails in Life 女配创翻恋综，走上人生癫疯 Yun Ciyan云辞砚Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [In a nutshell: After transmigrating as a villainess, my entire sect came along too] [One-on-one comedy + celebrity dating show + inner thoughts and gossip + face-slapping + fake and real heiresses] After failing her tribulation, Yun Xia was struck by lightning and sent into the world of a novel. As the villainess, she was supposed to sacrifice herself and make way for the heroine's beautiful romance with all her admirers. “?” You want me to sacrifice myself for someone else? Say that one more t 26.1kReads9.3Score4.2kShelves
19. 19 封 Blacklisted? Heh, How Did I Become a Global Sensation? 封杀？嘿嘿，我怎么爆红全球啦 Candy in My Pocket兜里揣糖Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [Absurd antics + face-slapping + talent competitions early on, then movies and variety shows + becoming a director] [Romance + a fussy heroine + a powerful industry tycoon as the hero + sweet, exclusive pairing + a plagiarist heroine] Jiang Xueyan is a D-list actress mired in scandal, with a knack for stirring up a storm. The entire internet is calling for her to be banned. When internet trolls send her abusive messages on Weibo, she starts a livestream, gets right in their faces, and teaches th 8.6kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves
20. 20 这 This Is Showbiz! No Going Crazy in Public! 这里是娱乐圈！禁止随地大小癫！ Warm Chestnut暖栗栗Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Entertainment industry] [Livestream variety show] [Comedy and memes] [Face-slapping and punishing the scum] [Real and fake heiresses] Wen Yao and the fake heiress were both reborn at the turning point of their fates. In their previous lives, Wen Yao chose a blind date, while the fake heiress chose a variety show. The fake heiress failed to ride on her washed-up brother’s coattails and instead got the whole internet hating her after one bizarre stunt after another! Wen Yao, meanwhile, met the Cr 10.1kReads8.7Score1.3kShelves
21. 21 快 Quick Transmigration: The Little Bee Queen Completes Her Missions by Having Baby Bees 快穿：小蜂王靠生小蜂蜂完成任务 Nie Maomao聂毛毛Modern Romance1.3M WordsOngoing Feng Mi is a bee queen cultivating herself into human form in the world of immortal cultivation. She wants to have lots of little bees. With hardworking little bees to help her, she can lie flat and take it easy! The Grandmaster of Xuantian Sect is the most handsome man in the world. The little bee queen overestimates herself and goes looking for the Grandmaster of Xuantian Sect. As a result, she gets chased and beaten by the sect's disciples. A rogue System fleeing from the Main System's pursui 789Reads6.6Score—Shelves

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    Funny, a little bit subversive.

22. 22 温 The Gentle Beauty Wants a Divorce, and the Cold CEO Is Losing His Mind 温柔美人要离婚，冷欲霸总急疯了 Li Chun黎淳Modern Romance254k WordsCompleted [Gentle, clear-headed beauty × aloof, distinguished CEO] After Yun Qing married Fu Yuchen, everyone in Beijing's social circles waited for her to become a laughingstock. They said she spent every night alone, and bet that she and Fu Yuchen would divorce within a year. Yun Qing thought so too. Fu Yuchen was a powerful business tycoon, distinguished and extraordinary. He had a beloved woman he could never have, and he had married only because his family had arranged it. - When the time came, Yun Q 5.8kReads8.9Score318Shelves

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    Super pretty! It fits the title very well. The male and female protagonists are really sweet. They are so sweet that they are so sweet that they almost give you diabetes. Let me watch it!!!!!!! You will definitely thank me after reading this!

23. 23 竹 My Childhood Sweetheart Follows Me Every Step 竹马步步相随 Wang Mu Mu Zi王木木子Modern Romance236k WordsCompleted [Childhood friends]× [Mutual pining]× [Sweet romance] Their story began when they were children. Gu Jingcheng: Cool and handsome, quiet by nature, a rising star in Beijing's elite circles. Tang Shuyao: Delicate and lovely, cheerful by nature, a beautiful painter. Gu Jingcheng held the woman in his arms, his eyes brimming with intense love. “Shuyao, are you leaving again?” His voice was low and husky, his eyes betraying his restraint and self-control. Tang Shuyao smiled as she met his gaze. Her 1.2kReads9.1Score101Shelves
24. 24 零 Zero-Degree Intimacy 零度暧昧 Lan Sheng澜笙Modern Romance335k WordsCompleted [The print edition goes on sale across all platforms on August 1] [Short drama now streaming] Previously titled: Zero-Degree Intimacy [One-on-one romance + both leads’ first love + happy ending + secret marriage + sweet romance ♥ Double-layer milk foam, 70% sugar!] (Rich, sharp-tongued, scheming investor Jian Yuchen VS money-loving, mischievous young designer Wen Ni) In a nutshell: She married her nemesis. In physics, zero degrees is the point where ice and water coexist. Zero-degree intimacy is 76.1kReads9.5Score9.3kShelves
25. 25 快 Quick Transmigration: The White Moonlight Enters a BE Script 快穿白月光穿进be剧本 Carefree Chatterbox佛系叽歪Modern Romance1.7M WordsCompleted #Shocking! The Dream Girl Meets a Love-Struck Hero in Every World!# [Dream Girl + Satisfying Romance + Healing and Redemption + No Fixed Couple] After Qing Dai’s fiftieth blind date ends in failure, she’s told it’s because the fragments of her soul scattered across different little worlds have left a trail of broken hearts: They were the CEO’s dream girl, the campus heartthrob’s secret wife, the regent’s cinnabar mole, the secretly adored imperial princess in a matriarchal world… As the dream gi 33.1kReads9.2Score1.9kShelves

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    Different world, the heroine takes care of everyone

26. 26 快 Quick Transmigration: Just a Kiss, So Why Is the Love Meter Soaring? 快穿：只是亲亲，爱意值哐哐飙？ Sweet Bunny Loves Gold Beans甜兔子爱金豆Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + Sweet, gentle heroine + Scheming + Darkened villains + Yandere + Love-struck male leads + Devoted romance + 1v1 + Happy ending + Historical and modern settings + Palace and household intrigue + Wealthy CEO + Multiple worlds + Immersive style + Childbirth] [Completed] As one small world after another collapsed, the Quick Transmigration Bureau assigned Song Yunzhi to save the villains in those worlds. Only when a villain's corruption level dropped to zero and their affectio 17.9kReads9.1Score1.3kShelves
27. 27 快 Quick Transmigration: The Seductive Beauty Refuses to Be a Supporting Female Character 快穿：钓系美人不做女配哦 Zhi Dong雉咚Modern Romance575k WordsOngoing [Quick transmigration + supporting female characters + alluring beauty + scheming + not a naive sweetheart] Xu Weiqing was blessed with stunning looks, and even without an impressive family background, she lived a life of glamour and freedom. The only pity was that she was in poor health and would never live to a ripe old age. As she lay on her deathbed, someone claiming to be a System found her. Naturally, she had no choice but to accept if she wanted to survive. She needed the male leads' luc 6.6kReads8.1Score297Shelves
28. 28 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Really So Flighty 快穿：宿主她真的很飘 Parakeet Islet in Lush Reeds萋萋鹦鹉洲Modern Romance2.4M WordsCompleted A year ago, Xue Zhi was an emotionless doctor. Her boyfriend had cheated on her, and her colleagues complained that she was a stone-faced woman who never smiled. A year later, a stunning man in a perfectly tailored suit appeared at the hospital. He tapped his long, pale fingers lightly on the desk. “Do you have someone named Xue Zhi here? Get her for me.” Her colleagues all said, “Handsome, trust us. No matter how good-looking you are, our emotionless Dr. Xue won't smile at you!” Even Xue Zhi's 2.2kReads8.8Score234Shelves
29. 29 快 Quick Transmigration: Beauty Is Her Only Asset 快穿：她除了美貌一无是处 Gion of Flame City烈焰城的祗园Modern Romance503k WordsCompleted PS: [The first world has a bonus sequel! Don't pick the wrong male lead!] Han Chanyi drifted through the endless void, watching stars rise one by one, only to shatter and be destroyed again and again. She endured millions of years of solitude and eternal loneliness. One day, a System came to her and offered to take her into countless small worlds to play. The only condition was that she had to live out the entire life of the character she played. Han Chanyi agreed. From then on, guided by the S 7.7kReads8.3Score439Shelves
30. 30 快 Quick Transmigration: She Says You Need to Hit Hard to Secure Your Status 快穿：她说打人够狠，地位才稳 Mo Shang Hou陌上侯Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Unhinged Revenge + Fast-Paced + No Romance] Yun Jiang had no idea who she was. When she encountered the System, she was still just a wandering spirit. Desperate to learn about her origins, she rushed through her missions, dealing with scumbags in the simplest, most brutal way possible. Anyone who crossed her? She cut them down. Problem solved. A worthless father and mother fail to raise their worthless kid, then blame the child? Kill them. Once they’re dead, there’s no need to worry about the k 2.7kReads8.8Score249Shelves

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    If the naughty kid meets me, you're doomed!!!

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