Cut the Crap! I’m Begging You, Take Off Your Armor and Kiss Me!
少废话，我求你脱了战袍亲亲我！
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- Two Male Leads
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- 1y ago
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- Rivals in Love! That Jerk Is Climbing Through My Window Again对抗路夫夫！这死东西又来爬我窗Alternate title on Fanqie
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A note from the author: The initial character settings are for reference only. They are two rebellious teenagers who are not yet mature, but they will grow up quickly. Huanhuan appears indifferent and humble at the beginning, but he's brewing a big move! Han Xiao starts off as childish and mischievous, but later becomes a perverted, brutal, and insane monster!
The author has written a wonderful story. The main characters aren't the typical melodramatic enemies born from misunderstandings. Their decade-long feud, the countless times he heard about their existence from his father, stems from resentment and the pride of youth. These spirited young men fight for their families and the people on the battlefield—who wouldn't love them?
I've been waiting so long for Yan Yan's new book! I really love her writing style. New readers can confidently check it out; the writing is excellent, the plot is fresh, and the character settings are all great. \(^▽^@)ノ
Yan Yan's writing is superb, flowing smoothly and naturally, with a fresh and original plot. The characters are vividly portrayed, and the description of the protagonist is particularly apt.
Overall, I think this book is quite good. The descriptions of emotions are especially delicate, and it brought me to tears. However, I felt it was a bit drawn out (just my personal opinion), which slightly diminished my desire to continue reading. But it's still a very good book. Actually, the beginning was quite good, but the more I watched, the more uncomfortable I felt. It felt like the dialogue was nonsensical, and I don't know why...
I've truly come across a book about mortal enemies, not one that uses the guise of mortal enemies to depict the parents and the characters themselves as complete adversaries, merely using the premise to create a romantic relationship. This book portrays truly authentic mortal enemies—evenly matched, locked in a love-hate relationship, yet also deeply respectful of each other.
It's really good! To be honest, given the Crown Prince's current personality, I can't wait to see them go through their most intense battles! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
First of all, the main characters are still young, but they have big minds 😏. The characters are meticulously portrayed, and their personalities, shaped by their living environments, are perfectly developed (the contrast between Xiao and Huan's personalities, shaped by their different upbringings, is obvious—go explore it yourself!
It's so good! You absolutely have to binge-read Yan Dadi's books! 😎 The premise is very appealing. The two characters' identities, coupled with the grudges of the previous generation, clearly indicate a deep-seated conflict. So, will this conflict be resolved naturally or violently torn apart? I'm really looking forward to it! Keep going, Yan Yan! We're here for you on this journey again! 💕🤭
It's seriously amazing!!! I seriously suspect the author was restricted in terms of readership. The characters are so well-developed, and I really ship Han Xiao and Ji Qinghuan. I used to only read highly-rated works, but after reading this book, I realized how narrow-minded I was. I highly recommend everyone to read it. Seeing Yan Yan's book become popular makes me really happy. Although I don't have much money to give Yan Yan small gifts, I really enjoy reading her books.