Funny, Satisfying Novels, No Golden Finger 爽文幽默搞笑的，不喜欢金手指

1. 51 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 40.9kReads9.3Score7.8kShelves

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   This book 📚 makes the top rich second generation become mentally retarded, and makes them laugh all the time! The world is undergoing changes and monsters are rampant, but Lin Bei has responded in a unique way. His imagination is wide open, and a fantasy journey is waiting for you to explore! 🎉Don't miss this feast of humor and adventure!

2. 52 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 51.3kReads9.5Score92.7kShelves

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   Highly recommended (˵¯͒¯͒˵) ̑̑👍🏻 It's super good-looking and makes you laugh all over the place😍😍 It's all mind-reading + sand sculpture + eating melons + showing them off. It's not without cp! But there really aren't many descriptions of feelings, and the male protagonist is not a human being! Those who can accept it can join! It's hard to become a lady from an ancient official family. Of course, such a good life must be cherished! Lin Mo lived a life of salted fish for more than ten years after time travel, and originally planned to live like this forever. Who knew that her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he directly gave her an official position. 'Ahh! I don't want to go to work! Why do I have to go to work!' Lin Mo cried and rolled on the ground. But after going to work, life didn't seem so sad, and she was also bound to a melon-eating system, and all the civil and military officials in the dynasty were melons! From then on, Lin Mo went to court and ate melons with the system every day, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices! + Then the civil and military officials in the dynasty heard a lot of messy things, not to mention the superiors. [Shocked! The emperor's underwear was mended three times because he was poor!] Emperor:... That night, the three princes gave a lot of underwear to their old father. [Dagua! The general protecting the country has an improper relationship with the King of Qi!

3. 53 穿 Transmigrated Into a 1970s Novel: A Bystander's Guide to Staying Out of Trouble 穿书七十年代吃瓜群众的自我修养 Jiong Jiong You Pi囧囧有皮Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Have you ever transmigrated to a different scene just by blinking? Lin Yuzhu has. She transmigrated in a daze to the 1970s. No, she transmigrated into a book. She has a System, and the female lead is there too. There are also supporting female characters, but she isn't one of them. She's just an onlooker who wandered into the story by mistake. As an onlooker, she gets to watch the drama unfold every day. She doesn't want other people's dogs, and she doesn't get involved in other people's busines 151.3kReads9.6Score16.2kShelves

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   Humorous and funny, I recommend these three books.

4. 54 重 Reborn as a Mad Princess: The Moon Shines Over the Western Tower 重生狂妃之明月罩西楼 Mei Guo梅果Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted In her previous life, Jiang Mingyue, daughter of a great general, took blows and shed blood for the Great Yin dynasty. She lived a passionate life and died a passionate death. So when she got another chance at life, she decided to stop making waves. She chose the rich, titled Zhao Xilou, a veteran slacker, as her husband, intending to while away her days with Lord Zhao, eating and waiting to die. But after becoming a Zhao, Jiang Mingyue discovered that her slacker husband might have no ambition 13.4kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves
5. 55 小 With My Hands Behind My Back, I Transmigrated to the 1970s, Where I Can Make Trouble and Money with Ease 小手一背穿七零，搞事赚钱样样行 Heavy Clouds云沉沉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Also known as "Transmigrating into a Book Set in the Seventies: I Collect Eighty-Eight Paychecks Every Month" Su He woke up one day and transmigrated into a period novel, becoming a fake heiress who had been sent back to her village. In the book, the ungrateful real heiress was practically blessed by cheat codes, with schemes and tricks appearing one after another. The Su family ended up destroyed, while the original owner wished she were dead. Looking at her impoverished home and family members 98.4kReads9.6Score10.4kShelves
6. 56 鄙 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Urban2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 40.8kReads9.3Score4.3kShelves

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   "I am alone in seeking death"📖, a new way to travel through another world! The protagonist acquires a hatred absorption system, and his combat power soars by "seeking death"😎. The book has a humorous title, is self-deprecating and the plot is unique and attractive. Come and experience this different journey to another world!

7. 57 全 The Whole Family Can Hear My Thoughts: I’ll Just Watch You Perform 全家偷听心声，演，我就看你们演 I Really Love Little Crabs超爱小螃蟹Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Physical edition of "Claiming the Pearl 2" goes on presale October 17 at 7:30 p.m.] [Mind reading + System + adored by the whole family + transmigrate into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger] Qiao Jiaojiao had accumulated so much virtue in her past life that the Old King of Hell granted her a rebirth with all her memories intact, plus a golden finger: a Virtue Points Shop. Qiao Jiaojiao was thrilled to start her new life, only to discover she hadn't been reborn at all. She'd transmigrated i 143.1kReads9.7Score17.2kShelves

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   Which book is your ceiling for good writing?

8. 58 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 169.1kReads9.5Score25.9kShelves
9. 59 不 The Undying Emperor’s Mentor 不死帝师 One Durian No. 3一只榴莲3号Eastern Fantasy5.5M WordsOngoing Observing the love and hatred of cultivators across the river of time from a perspective beyond life itself. He left a modest little town and entered the wondrous world of cultivation. His journey sped up and slowed down, moving forward or stopping to rest, but he never stopped walking. The Age of Declining Dharma, the Age of Emperors, the Age of Dark Turmoil… He appeared in every age, and the only thing he could do was watch old friends die with his own eyes, then see them off to their grave 582.9kReads9.4Score52.2kShelves
10. 60 让 You Were Supposed to Tame Beasts, So Why Is Grey Wolf Building a Mecha by Hand? 让你御兽，你叫灰太狼手搓机甲？ Chopsticks Eating Cup Noodles筷子吃桶面Urban1.3M WordsCompleted The age of universal beast taming arrives, and the rules of the world are turned upside down. Horror and treasure coexist! Danger and opportunity go hand in hand! Qin Mo transmigrates into this world, only to find that his first summoned creature is the Big Bad Wolf?! While everyone else thinks the Big Bad Wolf is just a mongrel, Qin Mo is already cataloguing the wolf’s different forms in his mind. Genius Form, Lightning Form, Superpower Form, Invincible Steel Armor Form… Building a mecha by ha 6.2kReads8.5Score820Shelves
11. 61 哪 What Cultivator Is as Decent as Me? 哪有修士像我这么体面 Meticulous Cultivation精耕细作Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [The human side of cultivation, ensemble cast, no golden finger] Now that order has been established in the cultivation world, fighting and killing are no longer the norm. What matters more is navigating human relationships. Zhu Xiaosuo rises from an ordinary mortal to an immortal, one step at a time, in the name of “saving face.” 42.8kReads9.0Score4.4kShelves
12. 62 洪 Honghuang: The Cautious Golden Crow, Whom the Demon Clan Begs to Come Down from the Mountain 洪荒：稳健金乌，妖族跪求我出山 Tiger Head, Snake Tail虎头蛇尾Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted From the start, he chooses to become the Third Golden Crow, the brother of Dijun and Taiyi. Knowing how the story goes, how could he stand by and watch the tragedy of the Witch-Demon Tribulation unfold? In this life, he stays holed up on the Sun Star, refusing to venture out, determined to be a cautious Golden Crow. Until one day, the Wu Clan conquers the entire Primordial World and begins attacking the Sun Star. Lingxiao emerges from the Sun Star, and the darkest hour of the Wu Clan begins! Eve 37.7kReads8.7Score3.5kShelves
13. 63 长 The Longevity Sword, the Immortal of the Mortal Realm 长生剑，红尘仙 Feng Le枫乐Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsCompleted [Steady even in the thick of things, sharp-minded, kind-hearted, skilled in both combat and scholarship.] [Upright values, a conscience, and unmatched strength. Keep a low profile to the extreme, and you can afford to live boldly.] A little Taoist priest who has not yet mastered his skills arrives on the Flowing Cloud Continent. True to his unwavering Taoist convictions, he slays demons, exorcises evil, and upholds justice. This book is also titled The Longevity Sword, the Immortal of the Mortal 31.9kReads8.8Score3kShelves
14. 64 我 Slay the Gods 我在精神病院学斩神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.3M WordsCompleted A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 1.1MReads9.9Score166.1kShelves
15. 65 换 After I Changed Majors, Five Senior Students Begged Me to Take Them Along 换专业后，五位学长哭着求带 Milky Lychee奶香荔枝Modern Romance2.0M WordsCompleted In her previous life, Shu Lanzhou and Lin Muyao fought from school all the way into the workplace as they both tried to join the country's most prestigious research team. In the end, Shu Lanzhou became a disgrace to the medical field, and the mentor she respected personally sent her to prison. Reborn, she gives up the popular major she'd studied for four years, determined to sever her ties with her former mentor and senior colleagues. But the very senior colleagues who had driven her out of the 3.4kReads9.0Score737Shelves

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    In her previous life, she was as humble as a speck of dust. In this life, she is as dazzling as a pearl. From humbleness to self-improvement, from cowardice to pride, watch her bloom all the way!

16. 66 我 I’m a Qilin Cub! Pay Up!! 我！麒麟崽儿！打钱！！ A Little Fairy Descends to Earth小仙女下凡啦Mystery735k WordsOngoing (The female lead has no romance pairings and is a little girl. There will be differences from the source, OOC moments, and a drop in intelligence. Currently being revised.) Jiang Ran has just graduated and taken over her grandfather's clinic. Obsessed with Notes on the Tomb Raiders, she nonetheless despises its author, Some Lei. One rainy day, she impulsively climbs a mountain to gather herbs and slips off a cliff. When she opens her eyes again, she is trapped inside an egg and has lost her memo 32Reads6.7Score—Shelves
17. 67 我 The Brothers I Drew All Came Looking for Me 我画出来的哥哥们都来找我了 Lu Zhaoran路昭然Modern Romance522k WordsCompleted [One heroine and multiple male leads + Extra-sweet healing romance + Rivals fighting over her + Everyone’s favorite, aimed at female readers] Lin Luo survived a murder case. As a child, she witnessed her parents being killed with her own eyes. She became an orphan and developed severe PTSD. For a long time, she couldn’t cope and shut herself away. In truth, Lin Luo didn’t think she was lonely. Lin Luo loved drawing. With devotion, she drew one “big brother” after another from her imagination. Th 959Reads8.7Score208Shelves
18. 68 小 The Little Heroine Investigates Strange Cases 小小侠女探诡案 Beware the Brooch小心胸针Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Historical romance + unconventional historical fantasy + mystery-solving + lighthearted daily comedy + political scheming + ensemble cast. No golden finger, relying entirely on their own abilities. Everyone keeps their wits about them as the story races along, digging one hole after another and filling them in, with each clue linked to the next and the ending forming a perfect loop with the beginning. Readers looking for mindless wish fulfillment, beware.] No transmigration, no rebirth, no Syst 319Reads9.4Score439Shelves

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    It's not like Time Travel and Rebirth Goldfinger, but it's very funny. The plot is tight.

19. 69 没 Cultivating Immortality Without a Golden Finger 没有金手指的修仙日子 Dancing Lightly in the Mortal World红尘轻舞Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted Li Ling was a modern-day homebody. After she died, she took over another person's body and was reborn in a world of cultivation. Watch her keep her feet on the ground and work hard, step by step, to cultivate immortality. 937Reads8.9Score160Shelves

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    **"The days of cultivating immortality without golden fingers": a real journey of cultivating immortality** In this world full of fantasy, the road to cultivating immortality is full of hardships and challenges. However, not everyone has the legendary "golden finger" and can easily obtain powerful powers. "The Days of Immortal Cultivation Without Goldfinger" is just such a work. It uses a unique perspective to show the struggle of an ordinary young man on the road to immortality. The protagonist, Li Yun, is a young man with an ordinary background. He has no prominent family background and no extraordinary opportunities. With his firm belief and unremitting efforts, he embarked on the road of cultivating immortality step by step.

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