Desperately Looking for Hilarious, Unhinged Stories 跪求搞笑发癫文，
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Impossible to Win Over: The Love-Struck Young Master Is Twisted, Scheming, and Flirtatious 难哄，恋爱脑癫公少爷他又茶又撩
[Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.”
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I’m Going Wild Without a Care, Let Me Enjoy My Idleness in the Imperial Ancestral Temple 嘎嘎发疯不内耗，老娘摆烂享太庙
[Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold?
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You Destroyed My Dantian This Morning, Now I’m Burning Paper at Your Grave 上午毁我丹田，下午在你坟前烧纸
[The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng
194.3kReads9.5Score27.8kShelves
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My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙
[Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans.
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The Sect Told Me to Put the Big Picture First, So I Went Crazy on the Spot 宗门要我顾全大局，我当场发疯创
Lu Chengfeng transmigrated into the world of a novel as the senior disciple of the Qingyun Sect, the sect's blood bank for ten thousand years. His junior brother so much as cuts a finger, and the master wants to carve out Lu Chengfeng's innate sword bones. His junior sister gets frightened, and an elder wants to take Lu Chengfeng's heart's blood to calm her nerves. His master says coldly, "Chengfeng, you're the senior disciple. You must consider the greater good and know how to make sacrifices."
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The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！
[Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so
49.8kReads9.5Score56.9kShelves
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This Security Guard’s the Real Deal: When Trouble Hits, He Really Runs! 这保安能处，有事他真跑！
[Role-playing + choices + comedy + superpowers + school life + nearly invincible] Some people don't become security guards until they are sixty. Qin Yu is different: at just eighteen, he has become the honored five-star general of Biguiyuan, skipping decades of detours compared to everyone else! It's all because he awakened the God-Tier Role-Playing System. As long as he plays different professions, he can earn rewards! [Play the role of an outstanding security guard] [Mission objectives]: 1. St
36.7kReads8.6Score3.9kShelves
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The Grim Reaper? Call Me the Gatling Bodhisattva! 死神？请叫我南无加特林菩萨！
(Full-cast audio + comic adaptation) [Hilarious antics + Superpowers + Mental illness + Merit + System + Parody] When a menace awakens an SSS-rank explosive ability, sorry, school... I’m blowing the whole place up... Someone broke into my house? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing the black market? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing a bank? Blow it up, blow it up, blow it all up! The Goblin Abyss? Wait, I’ll blow that up later. First, let me slip in a laxative... Xing Ye, last in the whole school, awakens
21.8kReads8.8Score2.6kShelves
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My Crazy Senior Sister Makes Her Junior Brothers and Sisters Bow to a Dog 小师姐发癫，让师弟师妹给狗磕头
[Transmigrate into a Book + System + Violent Heroine + Trickster + Unhinged + Comedy] Sang Qianqian was the undisputed boss of Xicheng’s farmers’ market. With a single butcher’s knife, she could take on every street punk in town. But she never expected that buying a dodgy cultivation novel would make her transmigrate into a book! She became the junior sister in this awful cultivation novel and got her hands on a heaven-defying secret manual, only to discover at the very end of her training that
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的
Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi
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I, an Otsutsuki, Am Growing a Divine Tree in Another World 大筒木的我在异界种神树
[Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious! If you don't laugh within thirty chapters, you can beat me to death] Spiritual energy, special abilities, interstellar adventures, shamelessness, near-invincibility, a little fan-fiction power, one (or two) heroines but plenty of women. An ordinary guy from Earth, with a bit of a cheeky streak, transmigrates to another world with a trash-talk System. There, he uses Susanoo to wipe his butt and Amaterasu to barbecue. His current abilities include the Cursed Womb,
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Little Junior Sister Sobs and Pouts, Yet One Sword Destroys Heaven and Earth 小师妹哭哭唧唧，但一剑毁天灭地
After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th
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Mad, Mad, Mad! Everyone's Gone Mad! 癫癫癫！都癫了，癫了
[Absurd Comedy + Transmigrate Into a Book + Face-Slapping + Showbiz + Scientifically Going Crazy] [An escaped asylum doctor vs. a rebellious CEO] After dying from staying up all night, Xing Xingyun transmigrates into the ending of an old-school melodramatic novel. From the start, a bleached-blond thug corners her in an alley. Xing Xingyun pins his carotid sinus with one hand. “The human body has 206 bones. Do you know which one is the most exciting to break?” The original male lead flashes a smu
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Five Years of Marriage, and He Never Comes Home: If You Don't Love Me, Let's Divorce 军婚五年家都不回：不爱，那就离
The author has lived in a military compound as a military wife for eleven years. Come see what real military life is like. The short drama Raising Kids in the Seventies, starring Wang Kaimu and Wang Yunyun, is now streaming on the Tomato platform. Watch it for free on Hongguo. Feel-good story + period setting + military marriage + raising children + mutually faithful romance + winning back his wife + authentic life in a military compound The new book is almost complete too. If you’ve finished th
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70s Military Marriage: The Couple’s a Bit Crazy 七零军婚：那两口子都有点癫
[Period Setting + Inventory Space + Comedy + Wish Fulfillment + Two Golden Fingers] Ruan Qiqi spent ten years being treated for an illness, and her condition was perfectly stable. After leaving the hospital, she unexpectedly transmigrates to the 1970s, into the body of a country girl who has just been dumped by her scumbag fiancé. Nearly everyone around her is awful. But she isn't afraid. She has a space packed with supplies, a golden finger, and nine lives, so she can do whatever she wants with
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Reborn in the 1980s: I Won’t Marry an Officer, I’ll Marry a Rich Playboy 重生八零：不嫁军官，嫁纨绔
[Devoted couple + sweet romance + pampered life as a wealthy family’s daughter-in-law in the 1980s] In her past life, Jiang Xianli was set up by her twin sister and married a man who married into wealth for his own benefit, while her sister took her place and married a spoiled rich heir. After the wedding, her husband was specially recruited into a military academy and rose through the ranks to become a senior officer. Jiang Xianli became the official’s wife whom every woman envied. But her sist
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After Eloping with Her Childhood Friend, Her Rugged Commander Husband Went Crazy 和竹马私奔后，糙汉首长急疯了
[Short drama adaptation now streaming] [Period setting + military marriage + sweet, satisfying romance + married first, love later + winning back his wife!] Song Shengsheng had a nightmare and discovered that she was the cannon-fodder villainess in a period novel: the male lead’s first wife, who died young. In the book, beauty was her only asset. To escape her husband, she wrote a letter reporting that her military officer husband came from a politically suspect background. That wasn’t all. When
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Mr. Bo, Let Me Spoil You! 薄总，我来宠！
[1v1 extra sweet + absurd jokes and memes + game world + satisfying power fantasy + face-slapping] [Broke office worker vs. eccentric CEO] Life is like a play, and a play is like life. Xiang Li has the misfortune of becoming an abandoned girl in the game world of a book, where she’s mocked and scorned. And the ones who abandoned her are her own bizarre parents. But it’s just a game. She doesn’t hold a grudge. She only grins, because this family is about to fall apart... Someone claims they’l
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