This Security Guard’s the Real Deal: When Trouble Hits, He Really Runs!
这保安能处，有事他真跑！
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- Completed
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- 2.1M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High Martial Arts
- Updated
- 1y ago
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- Fanqie
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I think tmd is super good-looking. I don't care how you feel, I think it's just super fucking good-looking, I just fucking like to watch it, I don't care if you like it or not, why do you care so much? Just look at it and it's over
Okay, although it's a bit old-fashioned, it's overall good. Abandon the three views and you can see
In this involution world, you should watch some nonsensical things and smile more. Your IQ will be reduced by 999, and your happiness will be increased by 999.
This book seems to be pretty good, or a particularly good book, but it's a bit... That kind of thing, but... It doesn't seem to be that kind of thing. It just feels a little too... That, but not too... That. Anyway, this book is pretty good [thoughts]
Must be five stars! I hope the author can be more productive! Don't squeeze in 2,000 words a day
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When I first read the title of this novel, I didn't think it looked good. I thought it was just about the daily life of being a security guard and having to do some systematic things. But when I saw it was not like that, I thought it was quite funny. This novel is really good-looking, it's just YYDS. I hope the author will update it more.
I think it's good to be able to write like this. Come on, author, don't be influenced by them and write more. As long as you don't write something too outrageous, I will keep following it.