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  1. 601 You’re Telling Me I Can’t Catch Fish Even in a Game? 难道我玩游戏还能钓不不到鱼? Sports1.7M WordsOngoing [No real-world arrival + lighthearted + mostly everyday life + fishing + slacker protagonist + no romance in the game. Male body, female appearance in the game, don’t read if that bothers you!! The protagonist is extremely straight! Includes livestreaming. Read with caution!] Note: This really is just a game! And the protagonist really is just playing a game! Standing before you now is: “Crystal Source Alliance Mascot,” “The spark that ignited the First Game World War,” “Captain of the Crystal S 46.9kReads9.3Score2.8kShelves
  2. 602 High Martial: The Divine Emperor, Only I Can Kill 高武:神皇,唯我可杀 Eastern Fantasy169k WordsOngoing [Urban high martial arts | Invincible protagonist | One heroine] In my first life, I was the Demon Emperor, revered by all demons. In my second life, I was the supreme human, invincible beneath the heavens. I stood at the pinnacle of martial arts in both lives, yet fell at the hands of the Divine Emperor each time. Reborn for the third time, I finally discovered that the so-called Divine Emperor was never the end. Above the Divine Emperor are hidden powers who manipulate the age, replace civiliz —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  3. 603 The Invincible Escort, Protecting the World-Destroying Imperial Maiden from the Start! 无敌镖人,开局护送灭世帝女! Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsOngoing [Escort work, a world overrun by demons, traits, decisive killing, strange cultivation] The winds of chaos rise. Demons run rampant, and evil spirits hold sway. Chen Guan awakens the Escort System and becomes an invincible escort... As long as he safely delivers his clients, he can earn cultivation techniques, attributes, and trait rewards. He asks only about the price, never about right or wrong! As long as the money is right, demons, monsters, humans, or ghosts, just name the destination and h 62.7kReads7.1Score4.9kShelves
  4. 604 One Man, One Rabbit, One Tortoise: Driving the Cultivation World Crazy 一人一兔一龟,整疯修仙界 Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [System + Shameless Protagonist + Top-Tier Schemer and Adorable Pets + Stirring Up Trouble + Comedy + Ruthless + No Shame + If You Don’t Like an Overpowered Protagonist, Don’t Read] A shameless protagonist, Lin Zhijie. A cheeky, adorable pet, Qin Laoliu. A rogue turtle, Guoguo. A lovesick hen, Fengfeng. A shameless dog, Lord Gou Dexing. After Lin Zhijie transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation, he gets a crazy System. Every time he drives a villain insane, he receives lavish rewards fr 6.6kReads8.7Score817Shelves
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  5. 605 It’s Just a Game, So Why Do You Keep Saying I’m Containing Anomalies? 玩个游戏,你们非说我在收容异常 Urban1.0M WordsOngoing [Game Control] [Containment Management] A game mysteriously appeared on Lu Chuan’s computer. In the game, he controlled an advance operative called “006” as he ventured through a world filled with “Anomalies.” Apples that could be duplicated infinitely. Dinosaurs that could never die. Clock hands turned to flesh and blood, while a shattered sky split open to reveal enormous pupils. As the game’s story progressed, “006” became a legend throughout the Management Bureau. “When I see 006, I know thi 64.7kReads8.5Score9.7kShelves
  6. 606 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统,当场干掉一个! Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19.1kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves
  7. 607 Western Fantasy: My First Draw Was a Saintess, and the System Wants Me to Recruit People 西幻:首抽圣女,系统让我去捞人 Eastern Fantasy438k WordsOngoing [Western Fantasy + Otherworld + System + Goofy Comedy] Lin Yi, who was stuck working a 9-to-6 job six days a week, was forcibly dragged into another world by a ridiculous System. This world had swords and magic, and was home to humans, beastfolk, elves, dwarves, goblins, dragons, and all kinds of other races. It had everything you'd imagine in another world, except that monster hordes, sea-folk invasions, and abyssal invasions could strike at any moment. Lin Yi opened his status panel and saw hi 1.2kReads—Score145Shelves
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  8. 608 The Ultimate Prank System: My Enemies Are Driven Mad 最强整蛊系统,敌人都被整疯了 Eastern Fantasy811k WordsCompleted [Pranks] [Comedy] [Sneaky Trickster] [Villain] [Xuanhuan Cultivation] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Xiaoxiao awakens the strongest Prank System. With a System like that, there's nothing to be done. This guy slowly becomes the enemy of the entire world! What's it like to be hunted by a million cultivators? Su Xiaoxiao says, “Don't worry. The more, the merrier. We're not afraid of a thing! Besides, we can earn grudge points.” Driving enemies crazy is the least of it. 18.6kReads8.7Score1.5kShelves
  9. 609 My Pixel Game Became Reality, but I’m Number One on the Most Wanted List 像素游戏成真了,但我是通缉榜一 Sports1.6M WordsCompleted [Ensemble Cast] [Game Invasion] [Group Transmigration] [No CP] Yang Yixie has recently become obsessed with a pixel game called Wasteland Era. As a mechanic, he lives by one creed: If an RPG can't solve the problem, add another round of machine-gun fire. And so he became hooked on using the art of explosions to write his personal manifesto across the pixelated wasteland, having the time of his life without a care in the world. At the same time, the news reported tearful accounts from other playe 37.2kReads9.1Score4.7kShelves
  10. 610 The Blind Sword Girl of the High-Martial Thief God Clan 高武盗神家的盲眼剑娘 Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [One heroine + equally matched leads + action and romance] One is a thief who loves stealing precious gems. The other is a blind swordswoman who does nothing but practice her swordsmanship. Lin Chuan, known as the God of Thieves in Longxia, unexpectedly acquired a bag that could trade for anything. As long as he put in enough treasures, he could get whatever he wanted. SSS-grade gene enhancers, top-tier breathing techniques, coveted combat skills... He had planned to use the trading bag to go fr 168.6kReads9.2Score25.5kShelves
  11. 611 You've Got a Flashlight Tied to Your Spear, and You Still Say You're Not a Heretic? 长枪绑手电,还说你不是邪修? Urban603k WordsOngoing [Unorthodox Cultivation + High Martial Arts + Does He Even Count as Human?!] (The moral standards here are extremely low, so please read with caution :) Lin Yang gained a System that lets him grow stronger through unorthodox cultivation. As long as he pulls some unorthodox moves, he'll gain Evil Qi points. A flashlight strapped to a spear? Sorry, that's just basic stuff. Then strap on two 100,000-volt stun batons and give your opponent electrotherapy. Wondering what this bottle of white powder i 61.2kReads8.6Score7.4kShelves
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  12. 612 Immortal Fate Forum 仙缘论坛 Urban164k WordsOngoing An ordinary person accidentally stumbles into a cultivation forum and is forced to play along from then on. All Ling Yao wanted was to be a lazy couch potato. Then one day, he logged on to a forum that ordinary people couldn’t even find through a search. The people on the forum were completely out there! Until he discovered that he really could draw qi into his body. And even more unbelievable! A soul was also sleeping inside him. A cold, merciless, decisive... other version of himself. I, Ling 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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  13. 613 Reborn in a Northeastern Mountain Village: Fishing and Hunting Across Two Rivers and Two Nations 重生东北小山村渔猎两江两国 Urban4.0M WordsOngoing Please give this five stars. Please give this five stars. I don't have much education or skill, and I can't write fancy prose. I use ordinary people's language to tell an ordinary story. If you like it, I thank you for your support with a clasped-fist salute. If you don't, please be kind and don't flame me. An artist can't make a living without noble-minded patrons. I offer my thanks to all of you, my dear supporters. 41.1kReads8.2Score2.8kShelves
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  14. 614 Cultivating Immortality in a Game: The Despicable Outsider 游戏修仙:卑鄙的外乡修士 Eastern Fantasy542k WordsCompleted [Soul Travel] [Open World] [Game Progression] [Cultivation] [Game Mechanics] [Underhanded] [Immortal Sect] [Lighthearted] [Female Lead] (The score is low because it was just released.) Bai Lang deliberately transmigrates into the Cultivation world and discovers he seems to have brought game mechanics with him: warnings for enemy attacks, yellow flashes, red flashes, parries, deflections, blocks, dodges, invincible frames while rolling, stagger executions, deathblows, and bonfire healing. And tha 2.1kReads8.4Score209Shelves
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  15. 615 Book Transmigration: Showbiz Keeps Forgetting My Top-Tier Persona 穿书:娱乐圈总忘记我的极品人设 Modern Romance332k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + entertainment industry + variety show + livestream + comedy + unhinged antics + background CP] (An experiment in going off the rails. Makes no sense and is riddled with plot holes. Not recommended.) Office drone Li Shi has the misfortune of transmigrating into a book, into the role of a despicable villainess with a truly awful reputation. A diva, a show-off, vicious, selfish, a terrible actress, a rotten person… “Wow!” What a wicked character. She was only two Dragon 3.7kReads9.2Score448Shelves
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  16. 616 Another World: Get Out of My Room! 异界:你们从我的房间里滚出去! Eastern Fantasy567k WordsOngoing 1.6kReads—Score193Shelves
  17. 617 Whatever You Do, Don't Let Them Find Out 总之就是不能被拆穿 Fantastical Romance350k WordsOngoing Emmm, I’ve thought about it for ages and still don’t know what to write, or even what kind of style I have. But when I think about it, farming stories are pretty interesting, so I decided to write one. Then I realized a lot of people might not get that peaceful, unhurried feeling, so forget it. I’ve decided to go with something wild instead. 6Reads—Score—Shelves
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  18. 618 My Junior Sister Is a Black-Hearted Lotus Who Cares Only About Money 师妹是朵黑心莲,莫得感情只认钱 Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted When other people transmigrate into a book, they end up in either a battlefield of romantic rivals or a scene of regret and desperate reconciliation. Lu Youyou, on the other hand, lands in the ultimate cheating scandal!!! The aloof, celibate eldest senior brother: You’ll find someone better someday. Lu Youyou: I can’t even keep someone like you. Where am I supposed to find better? The wickedly charming second senior brother: She needs me more than you do. Lu Youyou: Needs you to wear mourning cl 10.2kReads9.3Score1.4kShelves
  19. 619 Journey to the West: The Demon-Wife Collector 西游:娶精人 Eastern Fantasy688k WordsOngoing [Backup Pilgrim to the West / Pilgrim No. 66 / Wild, fun ideas / Hilarious comeback] Tang Jianguo accidentally transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes Pilgrim No. 66, a backup pilgrim. Wukong, Bajie, and all the other fateful encounters have already been snatched up by the monks ahead of him. From the start, he's dealt an impossible hand, with only a Feeding System that spends merit points to exchange for supplies. A brutal competition against his fellow pilgrims lies ahead, and an ut 16.5kReads8.6Score2kShelves
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  20. 620 The Buddha Pinned Me Down for Five Hundred Years, but the Monk Who Rescued Me Was Even Fiercer 我被如来压五百年,救我的和尚比他还凶 Male-Channel Fanfiction6k WordsCompleted After the Tathagata Imprisoned Me for Five Hundred Years, the Monk Who Saved Me Was Even Fiercer 88Reads—Score—Shelves
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  21. 621 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批,唯有师妹逗比 Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 238.8kReads9.6Score24.6kShelves
  22. 622 My Farm Connects to the Underworld 我家农场通阴间 Urban408k WordsCompleted Think this is an ordinary farming story? The crops are actually special produce from the underworld! After a car accident, Shen Mian inherits an old country house and discovers that every night at midnight, a dry well in the backyard wells up with “Netherworld Spring.” Watered with it, the crops undergo bizarre changes: Ordinary cabbage → eating it lets you dream of a deceased loved one for three minutes Tomatoes → cut them open and they ooze “blood,” but it’s actually a top-grade medicinal h 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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  23. 623 After My Family Read My Mind, All the Villain Personas Crumbled 全家反派读我心后,人设都崩了 Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted [The short dramas Dawnlight Enters the Dream, Shaking the Realm and The Baby Goes to Court, While the Villainous Family Hears Her Thoughts are now available.] Original title: The Whole Family's Character Changes After They Hear My Thoughts [Transmigration into a book + whole family can hear thoughts + pampered darling + alternate world + tyrant + sweet romance + unhinged + no-brainer] Wei Chixi transmigrates into a book, becoming a doomed side character who is abandoned by her mother at birth, o 17.7kReads9.5Score3kShelves
  24. 624 I’m the Chosen of Elation, Here to Cure Every Bitterness and Grievance 我,欢愉神选,专治各种苦大仇深 Eastern Fantasy218k WordsOngoing #Transmigration #SubvertingExpectations #LightheartedAndFunny #Fantasy #Troublemaker Transmigrating into a hellish fantasy world where everyone tortures themselves to get stronger? Sorry, I refuse to follow the beaten path! I awaken the divine mask of Elation. Pulling stunts, telling jokes, and harvesting laughter are all it takes to become a god. The ascetic sects see me as a heretic? Then I’ll put on a grand show in front of everyone and leave you all completely rattled! I’ll laugh and joke my 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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  25. 625 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.4kShelves
  26. 626 Who Dragged the Underworld's Soul Reaper into a Horror Instance? 谁把地府勾魂使拉进诡异副本的? Mystery1.8M WordsOngoing [Creepy Dungeons] [Comedy] [Power Fantasy] [Global Livestream] As medical care improves, the human mortality rate has dropped significantly. This has caused the Underworld’s Soul-Reaping Bureau’s performance to decline year after year, driving the soul reapers into a vicious rat race for better numbers. Lin Feng is an utterly ordinary soul reaper with no power or connections. To meet his KPI, he can only work overtime like crazy, yet he still comes in last every month. Then one day, he’s une 58.3kReads8.3Score5kShelves
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  27. 627 Surprise! I Invented My Own Immortal Arts and Wreaked Havoc Across the Cultivation World 没想到吧!我自创仙法乱杀修仙界 Eastern Fantasy973k WordsOngoing [Wits and strategy] [Secret identities] [Unconventional money-making schemes] [Unorthodox cultivation] [Opening note] This story focuses on clever schemes and subverting conventions. The opening pace is a little slow, but once the protagonist starts impersonating a sect disciple, the story stays exciting and never drags! Two and a half years after transmigrating, Qin Ming has seen through the hypocrisy and cruelty of the cultivation world. The sect treats him like dirt, the powerful want him dea 368Reads—Score—Shelves
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  28. 628 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城,百无禁忌 Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 10.6kReads8.8Score958Shelves
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  29. 629 This Prodigy Is a Little Too Laid-Back 这个天骄有点摆 Urban157k WordsOngoing My new work is here! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 1Reads—Score—Shelves
  30. 630 I Sell Fridge Magnets in the Interstellar World 我在星际世界卖冰箱贴 Modern Romance749k WordsOngoing Lin Qingxi transmigrated. She arrived in an interstellar beastfolk world with a bag full of refrigerator magnets. Other transmigrators arrive and instantly get cheat abilities. She shows her face and gets taken out, then knocked flat. As she lay flat, Lin Qingxi did what she always did: she had heartfelt chats with her collection of refrigerator magnets depicting immortals. To her surprise, the divine light of the immortals crossed the universe and reached the stars. For a while, her beastfolk c 19.6kReads8.5Score2.4kShelves
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  31. 631 Demon Slayer: The Stone Mask? What Kind of Demon Is That? 鬼灭:石鬼面?这是哪个鬼啊? Anime Fanfiction519k WordsOngoing (The rating just came out. Whether it goes up is up to fate. My art is simply too far ahead of its time.) [One heroine]+ [Absurd, absurd, absurd]+ [Goofy protagonist]+ [Complicated ingredients]+ [Jokes galore] Duanmu Qingyun couldn't understand it. He'd only cosplayed Dio, who was about to stop being human, so why had a speeding truck sent him to another world? What was this Demon Slayer Corps? Blood Demon Art...? Why had he transmigrated into Demon Slayer?! Wait, I haven't even finished the fir 21.8kReads7.4Score2.3kShelves
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  32. 632 After My Junior Sister Was Murdered, the Demon Lord's Blood Within Me Awakened 师妹被害后,我体内魔尊的血觉醒了 Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted After My Junior Sister Was Killed, the Blood of the Demon Lord Within Me Awakened 13Reads—Score—Shelves
  33. 633 Ten Days of Elbowing 十日肘焉 Mystery252k WordsCompleted [Eerie] + [Chosen One] + [From the Start as the Big Boss] + [Riddles] + [Instances] An unknown Eerie descends upon a parallel world, generating obscure horror-game instances. The Dragon Nation suffers one defeat after another and teeters on the brink of disaster. In this desperate moment, a third-year liberal arts student steps forward. To live or to die, that is the question. A basketball or a bottle of soda could become an element of a horror-game instance. Can their chosen one save ever 2.5kReads8.2Score105Shelves
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  34. 634 EN DC: Life on Patrol in Gotham DC:哥谭巡警日常 Male-Channel Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted In Gotham, just got off the plane. Li Jie transmigrates to the DC universe and becomes a low-ranking patrol officer. Broke and with a useless System, what can he do? Obviously, find a way to make money! (Entirely set in the DC universe, and I'll try to tell the story from an ordinary person's perspective. But ordinary people really can't survive without a System. All suggestions are welcome.) This isn't a combat-focused power fantasy. Don't expect the thrill of transmigrating into Superman or De 19kReads9.1Score2.2kShelves
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  35. 635 After My Husband Cheated, The 老公出轨后,我和小三的“爸爸”成了连襟 Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted After My Husband Cheated, I Became Family by Marriage with My Mistress's "Dad" 20Reads—Score—Shelves
  36. 636 You’re a Game Designer, So Why Are You Filing Reports at the Police Station Every Day? 你个游戏设计师,天天警局备案? Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Extremely Illegal] [Come Get Me] [Not Human] [Livestream Meme Mayhem] [Hilarious] PS: This is a lighthearted, funny story full of livestream antics and memes. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chu Sheng awakens a god-tier game designer System. He gets streamers and viewers worked up, earns emotional points, and unlocks more games. But Chu Sheng discovers that every game he unlocks is way too illegal! He unlocks Thief Simulator and makes Dai Xiaomei cry. But the robbery is so realistic t 25.1kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves
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  37. 637 I'm an Assassin, So How Did I Debut in a Boy Band? 我一杀手,怎么男团出道了 Urban896k WordsOngoing [Showbiz + Comedy + No Female Lead] Zheng Xun: A hitman who trained hard for ten years, ready to save the world, but the System sent him to the wrong channel. Unable to find work, he was discovered by a talent scout and lured into a company with the promise of room and board. Now he's been forced to become an idol. “Can’t a Boy Band Save the World?”, Zheng Xun’s quote Cheng Jie: The male lead of a domineering CEO novel. After ten years of practicing his CEO catchphrases, his career got off to a 19.9kReads9.5Score3.5kShelves
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  38. 638 EN After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次,我有逃生游戏速通法 Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 215.6kReads9.6Score36.3kShelves
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  39. 639 Warhammer 40K: I Reckon I'm a Primarch 战锤40K:俺寻思俺是原体 Anime Fanfiction432k WordsOngoing While others transmigrated into Warhammer 40K and became Primarchs or Astartes, Lin Ye became an Ork Warboss. Just as he was preparing to accept his life as a greenskin, he was stunned to discover that he could wield the power of Ork belief! So... “I reckon I should be a Primarch.” “I reckon you lot should be Astartes.” “I reckon the Emperor needs a new Legion.” And so, a peculiar Legion appeared in the galaxy. They wore patchwork power armor, drove smoke-belching war wagons, and shouted, “Long 155.6kReads9.1Score29.6kShelves
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  40. 640 Hilarious Jokes 笑死人笑话 323k WordsCompleted The ultimate happy place for busy workers and students! A massive library of jokes, from workplace rants and campus antics to hilarious comebacks and jaw-dropping plot twists. There’s something for every occasion! Sneak a few pages at work, unwind before bed, or read on your commute, and you’ll be laughing your abs off in no time. There’s even a section for kids’ unfiltered remarks, where their adorable logic will have you slapping the table with laughter. Need a cure for life’s stress? Come hav 14.5kReads—Score555Shelves
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  41. 641 Unbelievable! I Can Use WeChat to Make Wishes to the Mighty of the Three Realms 离谱!我微信能祈愿三界大佬 Urban111k WordsCompleted "System, golden finger, hilarious, brainless fun, sound logic, nonstop thrills. Bro, just read it!" The luckiest thing that ever happened to Shen Wei was dropping his phone into a wishing pond at the worst possible moment. After he got it fixed, a new contact called “Little Assistant” appeared in his WeChat. Then he discovered that his little assistant could not only contact all things, but also make wishes for him: The Three Pure Ones!!! Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation!!! Shakyamuni Buddha!! —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  42. 642 The System Grants Me Immortality, and I Keep a Low Profile Until I'm Invincible 系统赐我长生,我苟到无敌 Eastern Fantasy404k WordsCompleted [Not a power fantasy] [Infinite Flow] [Wacky comedy] [Master of playing it safe] [System] This is a long cultivation novel about immortality. The protagonist, Xu Changsheng, transmigrates to the cultivation world and gets the standard golden finger: an immortality System that grants him an endless lifespan and an Immortal Realm where he can adjust the flow of time. Inside the realm grows a Life Tree that bears fruit once every thousand years. Each fruit adds a hundred years to his life, but tast 330Reads—Score—Shelves
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  43. 643 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 409k WordsCompleted A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4kReads—Score255Shelves
  44. 644 EN I Only Wanted to Destroy My Sect, So How Did I Defy Heaven and Become a God? 我只想毁灭宗门,咋逆天成神了 Eastern Fantasy7.6M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 79.7kReads9.3Score5.6kShelves
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  45. 645 When the Uncanny Descends on the World, Death Is the End 当诡异降临世界,死亡即是终点 Mystery2.5M WordsOngoing [Supernatural horrors descend + no System + fresh worldbuilding + survival + semi-infinite-flow + no do-gooder protagonist + not dark + supernatural abilities] In the best years of his life, amid the exuberance of youth, Su Yuan thought his days would remain peaceful and beautiful forever. Then a line of bloody text appeared on the blackboard during evening study. [In the silent night, a terrifying ghost appears outside your dorm room... How long will it take to kill you?] Everyone thought it wa 386.7kReads9.3Score42.7kShelves
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  46. 646 The Outcast: There's a Psychiatric Hospital in My Mind 一人:我的脑子里有座精神病院 Anime Fanfiction30k WordsOngoing [The Outcast + Original Character + Brute Force Wins + Mental Hospital + Nearly Invincible + No Romance] My name is Lin Kobe, and my favorite sport is basketball. I’m the most melancholy man in the world. I’m also the world’s coldest and most aloof man. If there’s anything that sets me apart from everyone else, it’s that there’s a mental hospital in my head. The people in there don’t seem quite right in the head, but they’re always saying I’m the one who’s not right. But I don’t care, because I —Reads—Score—Shelves
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