A Good Book for Mid-Autumn Festival! Looking for the Latest Older-Woman Romance 中秋佳节，静待好书！求最新的阿姨文的
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Reborn, My Goddess Counselor Wants to Have My Baby 重生后，女神辅导员要给我生孩子
Chen Jianghe leaped from the 89th floor and, against all odds, was reborn. It was 2006. The stock market was booming, the property market was thriving, the economy was hot, and opportunities were everywhere. That year, Chen Jianghe had just started his freshman year of college. “Chen Jianghe, your courage in confessing your feelings last night was admirable. But you’ve only just started college, and it’s too soon to be dating. I hope you’ll focus your energy on your studies. Once you enter the
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The Beautiful Woman I Rescued on a Whim Won't Leave Me Alone 随手救的美妇，赖上我了
Saving a beautiful woman changes your life forever!
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Working as a Cleaner in a World Where Females Are Extremely Rare 在雌性超级稀少的世界当保洁阿姨
Interstellar + everyone's favorite + all couples devoted to one another + group favorite + sweet romance + male rivalry showdown + goofy humor and memes + no female rivalry Song Zhiyu was a schemer in the apocalypse. After getting into a huge fight with her companions over a bite to eat, she transmigrated into an interstellar world where the male-to-female ratio was 500 to 1. The gender ratio here was drastically skewed. Handsome men were everywhere, and countless peerless beauties spent their d
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- 4 My Aunt Is Eighteen Years Older Than Me 阿姨比我大了十八岁 [This is an everyday romance between a male protagonist and an older woman. There’s a significant age gap, so please don’t read if that’s not your thing.] That year, we both got into university. I was eighteen, and so were you. A sudden car accident separated us forever. When I was reborn, you were still waiting. You are mature and steady, elegant and beautiful. 1.9kReads9.0Score26114d adds
- 5 The Village Divine Farmer 乡村神农 Also known as: After Returning to the Village, I Have the Time of My Life Every Night Chen Ping, a medical student, is terminally ill. With his illness reaching its final stage, he returns to his village to recuperate. But on his very first night back, a shadow sneaks into his home... 46.4kReads9.2Score6.1k14d adds
- 6 I’m So Beautiful, the Dorm Matron Mistook Me for a Girl 长得太美，被宿管阿姨误当成女生 [Showbiz] [Song Plagiarism] [One Female Lead] [No Toxic Drama or Tragedies] [Sweet Everyday Romance] Freshman Xia Chong was so beautiful that, from the start, the dorm supervisor mistook him for a girl and nearly refused to let him into the men’s dorm. The summer heat turned the dorm into a steamer. The school held a Top Ten Singers contest. Hoping to win the air conditioner prize, his unscrupulous roommates forced Xia Chong to enter dressed in women’s clothes... 18.3kReads9.4Score2.2k14d adds
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Stranded on a Desert Island with My Landlady 我和房东阿姨流落荒岛
[Surrounded by women + older women + deserted-island survival + fantasy adventure + no System + resource rivalry + mysterious treasure + romance] A bizarre shipwreck, an ancient pendant, an old book, a giant white serpent, a strange canyon, a group of assassins, and the ruins of an ancient city. Faced with all this, how will they survive, and how will it end? “I’m going to fish for pythons.” “What? Are you crazy?”
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- 8 Desert Island Survival: Building a Hidden Paradise 荒岛求生，打造世外桃源 [Survival and building]➕ [Pioneering and hunting]➕ [No System]➕ [Adventure] After a strange shipwreck, the protagonist finds himself facing a vast, uncharted island continent. Meticulous and levelheaded, he leads everyone through countless hardships as they struggle to survive. When they encounter a mysterious man, the pieces gradually fall into place. 5.4kReads6.7Score32314d adds
- 9 My Irresistible Landlady 我的心动女房东 After a chance encounter, I help a wealthy woman who truly understands me and treat her illness. As I gradually unravel the mystery surrounding her, I discover that she is actually... 5.3kReads7.2Score24214d adds
- 10 After My Body Mutated, All the Women Fell for Me 身体变异后，女人们都爱我 [Multiple Heroines] + [No System] + [Divine Doctor] + [Witty Humor] + [All Kinds of Schemes] + [Massage] + [X-Ray Vision] + [Face-Slapping] + [Medical Skills] Hao Shufu was only ten when his parents left him with his mother's sworn younger sister. As for his parents' disappearance, Aunt Yun only said that he would learn the truth in time. By chance, he obtained Shennong's legacy, and from then on began his climb to the peak of life. His body's transformation, immense strength, unparalleled X-ray 13.4kReads7.5Score1.2k14d adds
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Young Girls Aren't Scary, but Women at Forty Are 不怕年轻小妹妹，就怕女人40岁
I'm about to graduate from university. Male, 22, fit and healthy! I'm looking for a kindred spirit to be my wife. She must be at least 18. Local women from Jiangcheng preferred… If the woman is exceptional, I'm also willing to marry into her family. Also: I can do homework for middle and high school students, and tutor them in math, physics, and chemistry… Price negotiable.
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- 12 A Life of Laughs, Starting at the Neighbor Auntie’s House 逗乐生活，从邻居阿姨家开始 (A lighthearted comedy) The System assigns a series of tasks: 1. Make the auntie next door put on a black leather outfit and dance for the protagonist. 2. Have the protagonist fish a famous female CEO out of the sea. 3. Have the protagonist take a group of women to a deserted island and live like savages... How are you supposed to pull off such ridiculous tasks? 16Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 From the Start: I'm the CEO Auntie's Secretary 开局：我给总裁阿姨当秘书 [Urban] [Everyday Life] [Cao Thief] [Aunties] I just graduated, and now I'm a private masseur. I come to your home for a massage for just 398, and I'll throw in a bottle of lavender essential oil! The more you buy, the more you get! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 Auntie, You're Making Me Stay for Another Hour 阿姨，又让我加钟了 (Sweet romance + lighthearted + everyday life + no System) After quitting his job at a major tech company, Sang Yu returns to his hometown county to build a new life. He doesn't want to keep living the 996 grind, so while working a job he found on a whim, he supports himself with his family's traditional massage techniques. By chance, he meets Su Zaixi, who later becomes his boss. Su Zaixi wins him over with sincerity. Out of all the available positions, he resolutely chooses housekeeping as the —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 Hema’s 14th Book Hema第14本书 After her husband cheated, Sun Zhuanghui ended their 20-year marriage. Desperate, she stood alone by the river to catch the breeze and met Qi Mingkun, one of the four young masters of Shenxi City. He was drunk and at rock bottom when he accidentally fell into the lake, and kindhearted Sun Zhuanghui rescued him. She climbed into bed beside him to warm him up, much to young master Qi Mingkun's delight. The young master said, “I swear I'll marry you in this life. You're the woman I love most.” Sun 12.1kReads—Score1.3k14d adds
- 16 My Doomsday Life with a Peachy Big Sister 我和蜜桃大姐姐的末日生活 The apocalypse has arrived. I may not be reborn, but I do have a caring older woman next door. [Character-driven + Plot-driven; not an intense-emotions story, so proceed with caution] [Cozy daily life] [Apocalypse] [Scavenging for supplies] My name is Chu Feng. I'm an ordinary college student at an ordinary university, nicknamed Pure Love Feng. My neighbor is a wonderful older woman. 5.3kReads6.0Score70014d adds
- 17 My Aunt Lost Her Job, So It Only Makes Sense to Hire Her as My Secretary 阿姨失业，让她做我秘书很合理吧 [Multiple heroines] [Urban] [System] [Campus belles] [System] [Reborn] Chen Ming spent years pursuing Lin Xiyue, but she married a rich second-generation heir instead. Her happy life with him didn’t last long, though. He soon dumped her. Chen Ming took Lin Xiyue in, but she still couldn’t forget her rich ex. She threw a tantrum and begged him to take her back. In the end, she drove Chen Ming’s company into bankruptcy and saddled him with 10 million yuan in debt. Chen Ming gets a second chance at 2.7kReads5.6Score32214d adds
- 18 Stop Flirting with Me! I Really Don't Peek at Big Sister's Secrets 别勾引我了，真不乱看大姐姐心事 Original title: This is insane! You actually read your auntie's hidden hints like that? “A macho-man app?” Luffy stared at the thing that had suddenly appeared before him. He was stunned at first, then overjoyed. A line of text had appeared before his eyes, revealing some secrets about the manager who hated him... The manager in black stockings: “Impossible! How could you know about that?” His first love: “So this is who he really is? Then back then, I...” The icy CEO: “Luffy, if you can hel 21.3kReads6.5Score1.9k14d adds
- 19 My 26-Year-Old Neighbor Auntie 我的26岁邻家阿姨 [Genius + Urban + Sweet Romance + Everyday Life + One Heroine + Taking It Easy + Other] One unexpected night, Wang Fan meets the pitiful auntie next door, and the two embark on a series of exciting adventures. 205Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 20 The Auntie I Took In Is So Clingy, and I Couldn't Be Happier! 捡回来的阿姨太粘人，我乐疯了！ Gu Ran stumbled upon his boss’s dirty dealings and was forced into a scheme involving his boss and his wife’s divorce. But just then, he unexpectedly acquired the Breakup Master System. All he had to do was get people to break up successfully, and he would receive generous rewards. So Gu Ran rose to the challenge and took on this cushy assignment. 87Reads7.9Score—14d adds
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Reborn in the Apocalypse: First, I'll Divorce My Vicious Wife 重生末世，开局先和恶毒老婆离婚
[Apocalypse + rebirth + no zombies + spatial dimension + no goody-two-shoes protagonist] When the apocalypse strikes, Xiao Ran is murdered and eaten by his wife and her family. Only as he dies does he learn that his son isn’t even his, and that he’s been nothing but a pathetic man raising another man’s child. But he is reborn three months before the apocalypse, and he gains access to an enormous spatial dimension! From the start, he divorces his vicious wife, wins the lottery, storms the stock m
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- 22 Apocalyptic Disasters: Stockpiling a Goddess's Space with Ten Billion in Supplies 末世天灾：囤积女神空间百亿物资 [Doomsday hoarding + tons of beauties + infinite storage space + no bleeding-heart hero] Disaster strikes, and the world plunges into an extreme-cold apocalypse. In his previous life, Luo Tian was betrayed and killed by a scheming woman and his neighbors! Reborn, he awakens an infinite storage space, stockpiles ten billion worth of supplies in advance, and builds a titanium-alloy safe house. Then he sets out on a path of revenge! While everyone else is freezing like dogs in the deadly cold and f —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 23 A Fortune in Rural Seclusion 乡村隐居有财运 Ye Meng arrived in Kaoshui Village, rented a few little houses, and planned to lie flat in seclusion. Who knew a mysterious energy would appear inside him? In this little village, his fortune began to soar! 44Reads7.0Score—14d adds
- 24 Apocalypse: From the Start, I Help My Roommate Look After His Girlfriend 末世：开局帮合租室友照顾女友 A virus outbreak brings on the apocalypse. Han Yang returns to the day it began. His roommate turns into a zombie, leaving his girlfriend alone with him. What can Han Yang do? He can only look after her very well, then become the strongest man in the apocalypse and build a top-tier refuge paradise. In this apocalypse, the strong rule! 19.6kReads8.8Score1.4k14d adds
- 25 Villain: From the Start, the Protagonist's Mother Kneels and Begs for Forgiveness 反派：开局主角母亲跪求原谅 [Villain + Cunning + Multiple Heroines + Power Fantasy] Xiao Fan transmigrates into an urban power fantasy novel as a rich second-generation villain. From the start, he nearly gets beaten to a pulp by the protagonist, but turns the tables and sends him straight to jail. “Madam, if you're apologizing, shouldn't you at least show some sincerity?” War God Son-in-Law: “Three years. I've lived in a doghouse for three years!” Reborn Empress: “Xiao Fan, we'll never be reconciled!” Two months later: “Ki 7.7kReads8.0Score60914d adds
- 26 EN After a Failed Blind Date, the Rich Woman Tries to Enter My Heart 相亲失败后，富婆试图走进我心房 After introverted social recluse Shen Lang fails at a matchmaking date, he binds himself to a dating-assistant System! As long as he raises a woman’s favorability toward him, he can earn all kinds of generous rewards! That afternoon, he meets his landlady to sign a rental contract. Looking at the curvaceous landlady, a married woman who still had her charms, Shen Lang casually complimented her: “You look so young, sis!” The landlady smiled brightly, her cheeks flushing. Bashful but delighted, sh 44.6kReads9.1Score4.1k14d adds
- 27 Doomsday! More Children, More Blessings! I Build a Divine Family 末日！多子多福！我打造神灵家族 My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 2.4kReads8.0Score17814d adds
- 28 The First Book by Blood Rose Shy 血色玫瑰shy的第一本书 [Tokyo apocalypse + more children, more blessings + a huge cast of female characters + ruthless decisiveness + mythology descends + putting profit first] Jiang Chen is a Chinese student studying in Japan, but the campus belle's pranks always leave him in a state of utter chaos... He never imagined the apocalypse would arrive without warning... 1.3kReads6.7Score17314d adds
- 29 The Flower in the Garden 花园那朵花 That autumn, the leaves on the trees were especially golden. They drifted down on the wind, crunching beneath the feet of passersby. The breeze was gentle, and the people’s laughter seemed happier than in any year before. A torrential downpour forced the old campus to suspend classes for a day. The selection of outstanding teachers stirred up a heated debate, while a secret about the cafeteria quietly spread. While taking photos, a boy stumbled upon the mystery of a little girl’s disappearance. 3Reads—Score—14d adds
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Villain, Your Underlings Are Too Rebellious, and the Male Lead Is Panicking! 反派，小弟太逆天，男主慌了！
[Villain + System + multiple love interests + ruthless! Not for readers who mind!] Original title: [Giving the Protagonist's Mother a Massage from the Start] After an unexpected transmigration, he becomes the male lead's lackey. From then on, everything goes wrong for the male lead. His girlfriend grows increasingly cold and contemptuous, and even his own mother starts to hate him. He has no idea that the culprit behind it all is his own lackey.
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- 31 The Mature Beauty Falls in Love with Me 大龄美妻爱上我 Young Qin Fang falls in love with his older neighbor and launches a passionate pursuit of the mature older woman. Concerned about the age gap between them, Liu Xuan cruelly rejects the young man’s feelings. But through Qin Fang’s careful scheming, Liu Xuan’s heart gradually begins to stir… 990Reads8.9Score10414d adds
- 32 Working as a Dorm Matron in a World with Only Men 在只有男人的世界，当宿管阿姨 [Everyone’s-favorite heroine + multiple male leads + transmigrated in her original body + slightly vulgar humor + beastfolk + humans] Jiang Da went downstairs to throw out the trash, and in the blink of an eye, she found herself in the interstellar age. There are no women here, only men, and they’re all impossibly handsome. So Jiang Da, as a woman, does her best to protect her secret identity and survive in this all-male world. But why are they looking at her more and more strangely? A tsundere 8.7kReads8.9Score1k14d adds
- 33 Showbiz: Sister Mi, I Don't Want to Work Hard Anymore 娱乐：蜜姐，我不想努力了 He transmigrates to a world where the entertainment industry is underdeveloped. Lin Tian gives Yang Mi, who's nagging him to pay the rent, a wicked smile. One performance of “The Nourishment of Love” saves Yang Mi's failing betting agreement. In return, Lin Tian receives Yang Mi's gratitude. Lin Tian: “Sister Mi, I don't want to work hard anymore!” 492Reads8.4Score10414d adds
- 34 I'll Cherish Him Now, So Regret It All You Want 他会由我来珍惜，你后悔也没用 Qin Ran was reborn. In his previous life, he wasted years pining for love. This time, he decided to live for himself. He had only just graduated from college when the campus belle watched him walk into his home and realized, too late, what she had lost! Her best friend's words hit her even harder! “If you don't cherish him, someone else will. It's too late to regret it now!” 8kReads8.4Score66914d adds
- 35 Villain: From the Start, the Protagonist's Mother Has a Crush on Me 反派：开局被主角妈妈暗恋 [Villain + Cunning + Lighthearted + Mine, Mine, It’s All Mine.] Wang Zhenxing transmigrates into a world made up of countless urban power fantasy novels, becoming a handsome, wealthy bachelor. From the start, the protagonist’s beautiful mother has a crush on him. But according to the plot, he’s just a cannon-fodder supporting character, and he doesn’t even have normal abilities! Damn it. Fortunately, the System gives him a choice. [Option 1: Follow the original plot and take good care of the pro 661Reads8.9Score13214d adds
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A Forty-Year-Old Woman Falls for Me and Makes the Factory Director Call Me Dad! 四十阿姨恋上我，让厂长喊叫爹！
Original Title: A Forty-Year-Old Aunt Falls for Me, and Makes the Factory Director Call Me Dad! After graduating from college, Chen Yu went out to gain work experience and found a job as a management trainee at a small factory. He finally made it through the hard years and was preparing for a promotion into management, only to unexpectedly end up living off a woman. Though, on second thought, that made sense. After all, Chen Yu had seen a doctor who told him he could only live off a woman. At th
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- 37 I Have a Wuling RV for Transporting Supplies in the Apocalypse 我在末日有一辆五菱房车运送物资 After graduating from college, Chen Shu couldn't find a suitable job, so he started delivering food. He began making deliveries in a Wuling Hongguang, and one day, without realizing it, he found himself in a parallel apocalyptic world. Chen Shu was just about to go to the bathroom when a woman began frantically pounding on his window. When he rolled it down, the woman, dressed head to toe in designer labels, climbed straight into the car and urged him to drive. In his panic, Chen Shu floored i 2.9kReads—Score13014d adds
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Autumn Waters and Long Winds 秋水长风
[Doctoral studies abroad + healing romance + mutual devotion + fated love + whirlwind marriage] He is a general practice physician and a medical doctoral student, born into a family of calligraphers and painters, with a troubled past. She is clever, quirky, and sophisticated, with a happy family background. They met online ten years ago. Years later, work brought them together by chance in Shanghai, and they finally met in person. A month later, they fell in love, but faced many twists and turn
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Midlife Stirring 中年悸动
“And I really have to thank you. You helped me out a lot last night, too.” His words echoed through the cramped, somewhat intimate space. Each one seemed almost magical, laced with an unmistakable hint of flirtation. Qiao Ya felt her cheeks grow warm, and her heart beat a little faster against her will. One unexpected night spent together awakened a stir in the hearts of two middle-aged people...
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A Glimmer in the Wine Cellar 酒窖里的微光
With Shen Yichen’s help, Lin Wan finally gets her stepfather, Zhang Jianguo, to agree to expand production. Thanks to their hard work, the factory’s business keeps improving through setbacks and successes, their relationship grows closer, and her younger sister makes progress in ballet. A new story is out! Come read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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October Sunshine 拾月阳光
True love takes courage, and happiness must be fought for. After losing our way and waiting for one another, we will finally fulfill the promise we made years ago. Two inches below the navel, that name revered like a deity remains a hidden ache in Yang Jun’s heart.
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The Scent of Camellias in My Memory 记忆中的山茶花香
Synopsis The story centers on Fengming No. 1 High School, following the high school lives of several students, including Zhang Mengying, Xiaowen, and Fu Ying, and tracing their transformation from youthful dreams to a sense of responsibility as they grow up. On an autumn day, Fengming No. 1 High School is alive with youthful energy. Zhang Mengying, full of hopes for the future, meets Xiaowen and Fu Ying, beginning her high school years. When the students choose academic tracks in their second
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Restarting My Lost Love 重启白月光
Sitting in front of my computer, staring at the chat window, I caught my breath: I’m Xu Hang. Please add me as a friend. My body seemed to freeze. My heart started racing, my mind went blank, and my face began to burn. Oh my God! Is it... him? Why would he add me? Why did he add me? Is it really that person? How many years has it been? Why all of a sudden...? My thoughts raced, but I couldn’t move a muscle. “Cough, cough.” Another friend request came in. “I’m Xu Hang. Please add me as a friend.
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- 44 Gangcheng Storm 冮城风暴 [Officialdom + Power Plays + Big Shots + Suspense + Business + Deduction] A woman jumps to her death, and the clues point to the senior management of Jiangzhou Group. Canada’s Shen Group moves in, along with America’s Grid and Japan’s Cai Si… Who is the player, and who is the pawn? Power struggles in high places draw government officials into the fray… Powerful officials make their moves, foreign forces intervene, and a contest unfolds over the nation’s major Jiangzhou No. 1 Project… The male an 358Reads8.5Score—14d adds
- 45 The Legend of Yun Xiao and Hong Yun Defying Heaven's Will 云霄红云逆行天道传奇 [Investiture of the Gods + Fantasy Immortals + Transmigration + Exploration of Human Nature + Powerful Figures + Heroes + Comeback + Face-Slapping] In Investiture of the Gods, Yunxiao was kind, courteous, respectful to her teachers, and had severed the Three Corpses and cast off the Six Desires. After being framed and imprisoned beneath Qilin Cliff, she was on the verge of death under duress when Hongyun, her constant companion, crossed the void to save her... Hongyun, a spirit cloud from primor 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 46 The Biography of Li Ziran of Kunlun 昆仑李自然传 [Xianxia Fantasy + Transmigration + Multiple Female Leads + The Struggle Between the Righteous and Demonic Paths + Rankings + Rise to Power] A modern high school student transmigrates into the body of a white-haired, sixty-something junior master in a declining sect on another continent from a novel. He braves the Enchanted Forest and the back slopes of Mount Everest, overcoming countless hardships to revive the Kunlun Sect and embark on a winding new life... His senior disciple's daughter Bai R 14Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Loner's Sixth Book 独钓客的第6本书
After waking up, Chu Men discovered that he had been reborn as a man with a System. An older-woman System: its owner has an inexplicable allure for exceptionally beautiful women older than himself.
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Within Canglan 苍兰之中
After the planet Qingmu Huanhai was unified by Huangfu Shou, the Canglan Kingdom was founded. The former kingdoms of Bailong, Hei, Lushu, and Xingji rose in rebellion, hoping to restore their old regimes. The protagonist, Liu Yicheng, was orphaned at a young age and taken in by the abbot of Shaolin Temple. He trained at the Bodhidharma Hall from childhood, mastered all of Shaolin’s martial arts, and breezed through the Eighteen Bronze Men formation. After completing his training, he descended th
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- 49 Above Canglan 苍兰之上 The planet Qingmu Huanhai is home to many nations, including two great powers: Tianqiu and Lushu. Many minority tribes near Tianqiu frequently raided its border, plunging the kingdom into years of war and leaving its people in misery. Under the leadership of King Qiu Lianjie and the Eighth Prince Huangfu Shou, however, Tianqiu eventually reached its peak. Lushu, by contrast, enjoyed peace and prosperity. The kingdom favored civil officials over military ones, while powerful in-laws and a succes 16Reads—Score—14d adds
- 50 Whispers of Cherry Blossoms: A Heartbeat Etched in an Encounter 樱语恋痕：邂逅中镌刻的心动印记 The story follows Ye Xuan, a planning assistant at an advertising agency, who meets Gu Yu, a representative of a well-known brand, while planning a promotional campaign for the company, and falls in love with him. At first, they share a sweet, happy time together, and Ye Xuan throws herself wholeheartedly into the relationship. But the good times don’t last. Gu Yu’s ex-girlfriend, Lin Wan, repeatedly intrudes on their lives, sending suggestive messages and engineering intimate encounters that le —Reads—Score—14d adds
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