Looking for a No-CP Story with a Straight, Hilarious Male Protagonist, Lots of Close Male Friends, and Oblivious Flirting

53 公 Highway Survival: Why Is the Boss Inspecting Monster Supplies? Icebreaking SledgehammerSports1.6M WordsCompleted 112.5kReads9.2Score14.8kShelves

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Bang Xiaofries 🍟 just exudes charm and captures hearts without knowing it

54 蜗 Snail Rain: How Did I Become a Succubus? Uncultured, zzSci-Fi & Apocalypse1.1M WordsCompleted 9.9kReads9.1Score1.4kShelves

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Our succubus Xiao Qi is very smart and brain-burning. We have four evil teammates, which makes it more fun in the later stages.

56 我 I Contain Hauntings in the Dark World I Am DifferentMystery1.5M WordsCompleted 16.8kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves

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Beautiful, extremely beautiful! ! ! ! ! The fourth little fries are just like mom's, so cute! The 5th book: Shen Si has many ghost friends around him, and they are all heartthrobs in both the Yin and Yang worlds. The 5th book: Xie Wudao: The Light of the Dark Tower, the grumpy sweetheart! ! ! ! Hard-spoken but soft-hearted, tolerant of everyone, and super strong, I highly recommend it [blowing kiss]

61 天 Child of Destiny: Protect Our Villain! Red Moon, Clear CloudsUrban1.2M WordsCompleted 29.2kReads9.3Score3kShelves

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I don't want to type anymore, but I swear, if you don't like it, I'll hit you.

63 【 Infinite: Am I Playing a Horror Game? For Real? Secretly InvestMystery1.2M WordsOngoing 14.1kReads9.3Score2kShelves

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Perfect match, complaining about the straight man, but gentle, single arrow inserted into the body without knowing it

64 我 We Only Work as Honest Duck Boys Long YumòEastern Fantasy587k WordsCompleted 50Reads—Score—Shelves

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This one definitely meets the requirements

65 你 How Are You the Protagonists? People Would Believe You Were the Villains Wang XianyuMystery274k WordsOngoing 756Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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The suspense is endless and there is no CP. I chose an unlucky husband-type male protagonist among Strawberry and Raspberry. He is charming but is often abused inexplicably. He does bad things in a high-profile manner and avoids being beaten in a low-key manner. He has achieved invincibility among super strong and scumbags. The male protagonist who loves to complain about the black sesame glutinous rice balls is a must-have for sugar addicts and celebrities. Don't miss it if you pass by.

69 疯 Crazy Critics Gathered Together, and the Hot-Tempered Heartthrob Was Forced to Seduce! The Stars Are Sleepless Tonight259k WordsCompleted 1.1kReads8.9Score182Shelves

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That's right😋👌🏻

70 斩 Zhan Shen: I, the Lobe Supervisor, Put People First! It Turns Out to Be Amon Crow589k WordsOngoing 1.8kReads8.9Score227Shelves

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Emmm may fit the bill. The main character is a strategy player, he is very nice to the people around him, he is very flirtatious, he is familiar with it, he is funny and he can make jokes. [Eating Melon] But the protagonist only wants to go home and has no intention of falling in love at all. There will definitely be no CP. [Thinking] Now the protagonist has stabbed himself twice in order to win the favor of Lin Qiye, the protagonist of God of Death. It's so funny that a lot of people want to see Lin Qiye lock the protagonist in a small dark room. [Laughing evilly] Oh, yes, the author also promised readers to write a plot about the protagonist's sexual transformation. Now that Lin Qiye is not tempted, it will be really difficult to end the story. [Laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly]

71 【 Quick Wearaccidentally Put It on Again Then Write About It111k WordsCompleted 13kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves

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Two male protagonists, but no CP. The protagonist Cheng Wuyan is a very charming character and well portrayed. Many people around him like him (both boys and girls, most of the boys in the book) are attracted by his charm, but he doesn't like anyone because he is good enough. The protagonist has a free and unrestrained personality but has his own moral code. He will give up his freedom because of responsibility and disobey the law of heaven. Because he is so straight, there are many straight men in the middle who speak very funny hahahahahahahaha, the author is so good at writing. The author uses a lot of action descriptions to depict the protagonist's combat power. The protagonist is really strong. I like it very much.

73 他 Isn't It Natural for Him to Be a Heartthrob? Geely Preserved Egg154k WordsOngoing 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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This one! The protagonist has a wonderful brain circuit. When the princess hugs him, he also thinks that the other party just wants to use him as a dumbbell to practice weight-bearing [laughing] The writing style is humorous and interesting, 1v3, each pair is very enjoyable

74 被 After Being Forced to Become the Protagonist of a Hot-Blooded Comic, He Immediately Escaped to Death A Moon RabbitUrban1.0M WordsCompleted 24.2kReads9.1Score3.2kShelves

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I think it's pretty cool. If you don't believe me, you can check the ratings.

78 世 A Global Megacorporation, Starting with Seeing Through Employees' Talents! Dong FenghuUrban2.7M WordsCompleted 70.2kReads9.1Score4.9kShelves

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It seems that Song Jiang has been asking for what he needs since he joined the company. Could it be that——Ji Ziping swallowed, took a step back warily, and looked at the outstanding face of his boss. The man's dignity rose and fell in his heart. Could it be, couldn't it be, what if, wasn't it... "Boss, why do you value me so...?" His palms became sweaty, and Ji Ziping's heart skipped a beat. I saw the handsome man in front of me with a grin on his face. "Because" because... "You are a general!" "Huh?"

79 当 When the Villain Is Forced to Become the Heroine, Be Brave Enough to Say No Chengcheng Is Not a Fish1.0M WordsCompleted 1.9kReads9.1Score261Shelves

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In this book, the main character is a straight man, with a single arrow, and the scene where the waistcoat explodes in the back was both embarrassing and funny to me. That's one word, it was fun! !

80 癫 What the Heck! Everyone Around Me Is Completely Nuts! Wen Yuan PartyAncient Romance764k WordsCompleted 81.4kReads9.5Score12.3kShelves

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That's it, the protagonists are all very good-looking Tie Hanhan [shy]

83 纪 Anno Stowaway Narrative Physician363k WordsOngoing 11Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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It has to be this one, the main character is so easy to fight with everyone... I'm really convinced, what's the point of writing a male video that's so easy to fight... I originally wanted to upgrade the fighting novel, but it turned out that it was a slow-burning article. I wanted to pamper the new author, so I read on, but I was so happy that I read it.

84 我 I Just Want to Destroy the Sect, So How Did I Become a God Against All Odds? Moonlit NightEastern Fantasy7.4M WordsOngoing 110.5kReads9.3Score8.9kShelves

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Thanks to the author and other big guys for recommending these books. These books are also very interesting and super funny. As we all know, no cp means casual reading hahahaha

88 谁 Who Let This Guy Become the Senior Brother? Rain Falls from South of the City to the WestEastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted 213.7kReads9.4Score18.7kShelves

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23 No CP heartthrob, 1 no CP casual knock

91 无 Infinite Parallel Worlds: Seven Eldritch Big Shots All Want to Eat Me Sighing at the Life of Floating Clouds365k WordsCompleted 4.4kReads9.4Score816Shelves

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Highly recommended, high-end goods, quite in line with the poster's requirements. There are so many foreshadowings and it's brain-burning (maybe I'm just too stupid)

92 玩 Players, Behave Yourselves: My Senior Brother Isn’t a Game Bug Huan BuyuEastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted 12.2kReads8.7Score2.1kShelves

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The senior brother is so evil that he even kills himself when he is upright. It is against the routine and has no CP. It is very funny.

93 披 Wearing a Vest, He Is Back Again Bran Heart RadishAncient Romance806k WordsCompleted 1.7kReads9.2Score297Shelves

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The first Ye Xingzhou is really a pure joke. Who is the monk who plays with shit? (Although our Xiaoye plays with shit, there are really not many plots about people playing with shit. Don't read it if you find it disgusting.) You can tease her without knowing it. Meng Zhi goes to Xiu Yuan to serve as the left protector and the right protector. He is a straight man. When a group of people ogle him, he thinks they have eye cramps. But sometimes, the things that Xiaoye, a straight man does, make a group of gays fascinated by him. He has a very positive outlook on life and is very easy to laugh at. It is not just comedy + romance. In the early stage, the protagonist is fragile and easy to die. In the later stage, he is much better. The foreshadowing in the early stage is okay. The relationship between the four little guys is super good. Later, the relationship turns sour and it is very annoying. In the second book, the main character has too many vests, which makes him a bit flirty without realizing it. The author said there is no such thing. Cp, but no matter who is with Su Wuyi, it's good to be together, and the love between parents is really pure love. The protagonist's ruthless way is unknown to everyone. The ruthless way is "love without boundaries" and not a love without love. Therefore, the protagonist always says that he is a bad person and he is not a good person, but all he does is save the common people, defeat the vicious time travellers, and go against the law of heaven to help the good people to time travel. I cried to death about Su Wuyi, he really made me cry to death. In the later period, everyone was gone, but he still resisted the law of heaven tenaciously, and became a heartthrob in the demon world. After he escaped, he even set up a monument to confer him as a god. The demon clan also has a god of its own belief, and a savior to save the demon world. What I like most is the vest of Su Wang. He is really the existence of white moonlight, which is fascinating. The protagonist of the third book is a heartthrob, flirting without knowing it. Xiao Xie is really going for people with every move he makes. No matter what he does, Xiao Xie makes people like him inexplicably. It makes people feel that he is really cute. He is not a burp literature or a spoiled wife. Our Xiao Xie is like a succubus, how can he be so lovable? The fourth protagonist has two identities. Bai Yueguang is the one who is Yi Tian. He is interested in his male vest but hates his female vest. We Beiye Yao are really popular. Chen Ze likes female vests but is not very interested in male vests. Yi Tian and Chen Ze happen to be rivals. The story of such a group of people is so interesting and interesting. The fifth book has four protagonists who can fight, all of whom are top-notch, but judging from the current situation, there are also extras. There is a sub-CP in this book, and the sub-CP is half a he. The protagonist is supposed to take the script "After Bai Yueguang was dead for a hundred years, the bosses of the three worlds and the senior brother teamed up to pamper me", and the sub-CP should be the script "Pick up a disciple as a husband after time travel". They are all very good, but some people are so nagging that they don't have a mouth. The sixth book is also superb! The protagonist is completely unaware of how seductive she is, just like a succubus. Everyone and Xiao Yuer are super good-looking, and it has been completed now. The extra story is also super interesting. The protagonist is addicted to everyone. There is no knife. It is sweet. I fell in love with it just watching it. I really recommend it! These books are all about two male protagonists. Except for the second one, they are all about pure love. The first one is my eternal god. How come there are so many funny plots and so many embarrassing CPs. I have read it several times and I don't get tired of it. It's super beautiful.

97 我 I Became the Richest Man by Spending Money for My Brothers Luo Qianchuan134k WordsCompleted 256Reads8.0Score103Shelves

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Straight and funny, with many brothers around him, he is flirtatious without knowing it, but he has CP

99 诸 The Gods’ Foolish Game Ninety Autumns in JanuaryUrban3.7M WordsCompleted 592.8kReads9.7Score68.6kShelves

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You must read this book, it's so awesome. It's both silly and funny, with a little bit of brain-burning coolness. Master Cheng Shi is having fun

100 快 Quick Transmigration: They Said I Was Supposed to Be Cannon Fodder, So How Did I Become Everyone's Darling? You Are Not a Fish258k WordsOngoing 2.7kReads9.3Score211Shelves

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[Laughs] [Like] No need to say more.