@Weasel Demands a Title: I Take Off My Clothes, Revealing a Body Covered in Gods and Demons, and the Weasel Is Terrified @黄皮子讨封，我一脱衣服满身神魔，黄皮子吓哭

1. 1 出 The Spirit Medium’s Here! A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Flick It on the Forehead 出马！黄皮子讨封，我弹它脑瓜崩 A Thought Brings the River一念江来Urban746k WordsCompleted A mostly story-driven tale, slightly spooky and a million times hilarious. [Spirit Mediums] [Humorous and Hilarious] [One Thrilling Moment After Another] [Not a Dull Moment in the Whole Book] After a breakup, the brash young Zhang Shitou gets drunk and runs into a weasel asking him to grant it a title. He thinks it’s just a big yellow dog. “Damn it, a good dog doesn’t block the road.” He goes right up and flicks it hard on the head. “Kid, quit flicking me. Look carefully, I’m the Yellow Immortal 14.9kReads8.7Score1.3kShelves

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   Hilarious from start to finish, no fluff, just non-stop laughs and explosive moments. How did Zhang Shitou, that big jerk, end up with this strange phenomenon? He's unlucky himself and then digs a hole for others. I'm just sticking my butt out there; if you don't find it funny, feel free to kick me. [Already hooked][Already hooked][Already hooked][Masterpiece of Sparrow Food][Masterpiece of Sparrow Food][Masterpiece of Sparrow Food]

2. 2 黄 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封，我亮出紫袍天师法身 Horse-Herder Immortal出马仙Mystery4.8M WordsCompleted Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 52.9kReads8.9Score8kShelves

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   Amazing! Super hilarious! [Shocked][Shocked] Wow! Wow! A weasel begs for a title, rehearses in a dream and gets whipped, then encounters it in reality and is stunned! Zhang Tiezhu's adventures are endless! 🌭🌭 The weasel has no tail, entangled in dreams and reality, possessed by gods and demons? Scaring the Weasel Immortal to tears! Full of fun, don't miss it!

3. 3 救 Help! What Do I Do When a Loli Maid Is Hunting Me? 救命，被萝莉女仆追杀怎么办 Aim for Two Chapters a Day争取二更Mystery816k WordsCompleted [Supernatural + horror + comedy + game] Lin Che accidentally finds himself in a game called “Horror World,” where he becomes a teacher at a school for ghosts and monsters... 299Reads9.3Score—Shelves
4. 4 大 The Earth God of Great Zhou 大周土地公 Lone Boat Herding Clouds孤舟牧云Eastern Fantasy5.6M WordsCompleted [Quality guaranteed across 5 million characters. Feel free to bookmark and enjoy!] He transmigrates into the world of Sword and Fairy and becomes the lowest-ranking Earth God. Relying on the incense offerings of the spirits in the wilderness, such as weasels, foxes, rats, hedgehogs, and snakes, he grows stronger step by step and establishes a clan of immortals. He teaches weasels to lay bricks, foxes to tell stories, rats to mint coins, and pythons to sail the seas... Starting out as an Earth Go 27.3kReads9.0Score3.3kShelves
5. 5 这 This Spirit Medium Is Pretty Powerful! 这个出马仙有点强！ Wu the Half-Immortal吴半仙Mystery3.8M WordsOngoing A piece of red cloth, three feet and three inches long. The old hall's people, the old hall's immortals. One day, when they emerge from the depths of the mountains, their names will spread far and wide! I was born in a rural village in Northeast China in the 1980s. When I was seven, a spirit medium said I was fated to suffer three calamities and eight misfortunes, and would one day become a horse-riding shaman. I didn't believe it, but hardship kept finding me. To make a living, I worked as a wa 148.7kReads9.7Score13.6kShelves
6. 6 黄 The Weasel Wants a Title: You Look Like a Hermaphrodite Spirit 黄皮子讨封，我看你像二卵子成精 Frenzied Hamster发飙的仓鼠Mystery120k WordsOngoing [Funny livestream + no female lead + Daoist celestial master + uncanny tales + supernatural resurgence + believe in science] Why does the red-clad female ghost in the morgue scream every night? Why does the rakshasa ghost at the abandoned temple keep kowtowing? Why does the headless vengeful spirit in the cemetery wail again and again? None of this is because people's consciences have vanished, humanity has become twisted, or morality has collapsed! It's because Yang Hao has arrived! In an age w 454Reads—Score—Shelves

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   🌈Perfectly matches💥When the protagonist was live-streaming and was being challenged by a weasel to a banishment, he directly took off his clothes, revealing his entire body covered in forbidden tattoos of gods and demons, and kicked the terrified weasel away, shocking 1.4 Billion viewers across the entire internet.

7. 7 开 After I Kicked Away the Weasel Begging for a Title from the Start 开局黄皮子讨封被我一脚踢飞之后 A Parasol Tree一扇梧桐Urban296k WordsOngoing Brain storage area… “Kid, do I look more like a human or a god?” “You look like a damn, ” After Chu Sheng kicked away the weasel spirit that had come seeking a title, his legendary life began. “Rank F? Are you sure this is Rank F?” Looking at the lake, frozen solid, the homeroom teacher was stunned. Chu Sheng: “Who else? Is that all you’ve got? You can’t even beat me, a Rank F?” “Ninth-Rank Martial Artist: I’ll take him on!” Chu Sheng: “Honey, you handle this. I can’t beat him!” Our protagonist 2Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 8 讨 A Policewoman Asked Me to Marry Her, and the Nation Wants Me to Step Up 讨封女警当老婆，国家请我出山 The Green Hills Remain as Ever青山如故Urban528k WordsCompleted Bai Yuan transmigrates into a white fox and embarks on the path of Earthly Immortal cultivation. Three hundred years later, as the twenty-first century arrives, he can finally seek a mortal’s blessing and take human form. After weighing his options, he blocks the path of a drunk female police officer. Bai Yuan: “Miss, wait a moment. Could I ask what you think I look like?” The woman stares at him, dazed. “???” Bai Yuan: “Take a good look at the way I walk on two legs. Don’t I look like...” The w 1.7kReads7.0Score129Shelves
9. 9 被 After Being Chosen by a Monster, Its Daughter Burns Joss Paper for Me Every Year 被讨封后，妖怪女儿年年给我烧纸 Folk Customs Master民俗大师Mystery210k WordsOngoing [Guarding a Tomb for Five Years, My Ex-Girlfriend Brings Her Daughter to Burn Paper Offerings for Me] Five years ago, Jiang Yan got drunk and ran into a fox spirit on his way home. “Pardon me, do I look more like a human or an immortal to you? If you say I look like an immortal, I can grant you a blessing!” “What will you give me?” “A blessing!” “The whole package?” Jiang Yan’s head was already beginning to swim. The fox spirit was startled. “What are you doing? I advise you to stay calm! Hey, n 19Reads—Score—Shelves

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   💥Perfectly matches🌈The protagonist is challenged to a title by a weasel at the beginning. "Boy, do I look like a human or a god?" The protagonist reveals his forbidden divine and demonic tattoo and kicks the weasel flying. With a "bang", the smug weasel is sent flying.

10. 10 黄 The Yellow Weasel Asked Me to Name It, and I Said It Looked Like My Husband 黄大仙讨封，我说它像我老公 Lucky Cat猫吉祥Mystery119k WordsOngoing [One True Pairing] [Supernatural Mystery] [Devoted Husband + Possessive] [Clear-Headed, Wily Female Lead] [Two Powerful Leads] [Ridiculous Comedy] I was just an office worker getting off work when a white weasel jumped out from the roadside and asked if I thought it looked like a human or a god. Without saying a word, I calmly walked around it, went home, opened the fridge, and tossed the leftover hotpot mushrooms from lunch into the trash. Then I followed my usual route to the hospital to find 177Reads6.5Score—Shelves

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    I desperately hope the author will update more! 🍉 There's just not enough time to read this! 🍡🍔(💢`Д´)!

11. 11 北 Tales from the Northern Horsemen 北马见闻录 Traveling Through the Dark黑灯瞎火去赶路Mystery3.0M WordsCompleted I’m a spirit medium. What do I need brains for? As long as I’m stubborn enough, those weasels can’t get the better of me. This is a story full of blood and heart, and the legend of a spirit medium’s life. Whether it’s life or human nature, the wise will eventually find the answers meant for them. A record of strange encounters, and half the history of the Ma family. Folk legends, chilling mysteries, and uncanny wonders, all within... 3.5kReads8.9Score287Shelves

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    🌟The game begins with a weasel demanding an official title. This weasel stands upright and shouts at him, "Fellow villager, do I look more like a human or a god?" He opens his robes, revealing a fierce three-headed, six-armed Nezha tattooed on his chest, an open-eyed Guan Yu tattooed on his back, Zhong Kui wielding a magic sword on his left wrist, Fahai holding a golden alms bowl on his right arm, a headless Xing Tian fighting bravely on his left leg, and the Great Sage Equaling Heaven battling in the Heavenly Palace on his right leg. Thunder God Wen Zhong appears, guarded by eighteen guardian deities, with thirty-six thunder generals arranging their troops, and five hundred spirit officials leading the charge! He chuckles and asks, "Do you think I look more like a human or a god?"

12. 12 诡 Eerie Revival: I’m Covered in Taboos and Slaughter My Way Through the Haunted Realm 诡异复苏：我满身禁忌杀穿诡域 Eggplant in the Woods林子里的茄子Urban1.2M WordsCompleted “Since Heaven took pity on me and let me be reborn, I’ll fight my way through this terminally ill world in this life!” The occult returns. Monsters and demons roam, mountains of corpses and seas of blood spread, and screams fill the land. Only Divine Mark Masters are a light in this diseased world. Anyone with a pattern on their body has a chance of becoming a Divine Mark Master. One person has leukemia and transforms into a white-winged angel who metes out judgment in every direction. Another h 5.9kReads7.9Score849Shelves
13. 13 黄 The Yellow Immortal Demanded a Title, So I Hit Back with a Thunderbolt Barrage 黄仙讨封：我反手就是五雷轰顶 Fish Who Loves Cats会吸猫的鱼Urban146k WordsOngoing The supernatural returns, ghosts roam by night, and monsters run rampant. Wang Hao encounters a yellow weasel asking him to grant it a title, and promptly sends the entire family packing. Vengeful ghost: “Big brother, I’m so lonely…” “Perfect. I need someone to wash my feet…” Fierce demon: “When night falls, I become this world’s nightmare…” “Great timing. I’m looking for a backup singer…” Demon King: “I’ve ruled the world for a thousand years. I can kill with a flick of my finger…” “Cinnamon, s 25Reads—Score—Shelves

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    ❄️①: The protagonist transmigrates to a parallel world where supernatural phenomena are reviving. While night fishing, he encounters a weasel demanding an official title, only to find it donning a tall hat and hunting robes, transforming into the White Impermanence, the Yin General of the Underworld!

14. 14 路 A Weasel Asked Me to Grant It a Title, So I Spoke English to It 路遇黄皮子讨封，我却和它说英语 Fei Fei Xia Mo妃飞夏沫Modern Romance39k WordsOngoing Supernatural + Sweet Romance + Campus As everyone knows, after the founding of the nation, animals were no longer allowed to cultivate into spirits. All animals that had already become spirits were registered by the Demon Bureau and placed under supervision. Yet some little demons managed to gain sentience on the very last day before the ban took effect. With the chance to cultivate and none of the burdensome regulations, what sparks will fly between these little demons and a girl about to start 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    💥💥The weasel asks for a title: Do I look like a human or a god? 💥①[Cool] "Hehe, you look like your grandma's legs!" Behold my Celestial Master's Dharma Body! 💥②[Angry] "I think you look like your mother!" Kicks it away~ 💥③[Thinking] ... You should believe in science! 💥④[Sending a heart] 'Sorry, I can't understand what you said.'

15. 15 开 From the Start, I Win by Doing Nothing: A Weasel Spirit Tells My Fortune and Keeps Me Fed 开局躺赢，黄皮子算命养我 Golden Rice Dragon金色米龙Mystery250k WordsCompleted [Northeastern Spirit Mediums + Urban Supernatural + Showing Off and Face-Slapping + Hilarious Comedy + Weasels + No Main Romance + No Cultivation] When I was little, an old blind man came to our home and insisted on telling my fortune three times. When I grew up, every prediction came true. The old man even changed my name, saying that a benefactor would help me in the future. I thought my benefactor would be some great person. Who could have guessed it would be a big yellow weasel? I’ve faced c 6.9kReads6.7Score233Shelves

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    🌈Don't miss this compilation of stories about weasels demanding imperial titles!💥Tie Zhu, possessing imperial destiny, is tricked and hides in Wudaogou, attracting the attention of a weasel spirit demanding a title. Unaware of the reason, Tie Zhu stubbornly confronts the spirit, failing in his attempt. The weasel spirit vows revenge… Later, Tie Zhu's destiny is restored, he dons a purple robe, and shocks countless weasels.

16. 16 纹 Tattooed, Fighting for Turf, and Wielding a Machete: The Spirit Medium 纹身干架抢地盘，拎砍刀的出马仙 Perplexed Muzi纳闷的木子Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Underworld Turmoil] [Northeastern Chinese Style] [Tales of Spirit Mediums] After being gravely wounded in a gang fight, small-time hoodlum Lin Tianhua accidentally awakened the immortals his ancestors had worshipped, becoming a spirit medium. After a sudden upheaval, his boss fled and his enemies came after him. To survive, Lin Tianhua decided to form his own crew and become the boss. From then on, Lin Tianhua beat people up by day and killed ghosts by night. He made his way through both the un 1.1kReads9.3Score194Shelves

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    🙋🏻‍♀️I know the answer to this question! Question: What do you do when you encounter a weasel demanding a blessing? Zhang Tiezhu: Of course, make it believe in science! 🌿As a small-time gang leader, he runs away and is chased by his enemies! He unexpectedly becomes a shaman. A young man who isn't reckless is a wasted youth. Since he has the opportunity, he'll take advantage of all the paths of yin and yang, good and evil!

17. 17 僵 Encountering a Weasel Seeking a Blessing from the Start in the Zombie World 僵尸世界开局遇黄皮子讨封 Songs of Chu by the Eastern Pass东关楚歌Mystery375k WordsOngoing Wang Wu transmigrates into a zombie-infested world. From the start, his System is inactive, and he runs into a weasel demanding that he grant it a title! “I’d say you look like a blonde, fox-eared, tsundere little girl!” One insult later, the weasel is furious, and Uncle Jiu comes to his rescue. Thus begins his thrilling life as a demon-slayer in the Republic of China era! 68Reads—Score—Shelves

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    🌻Super exciting and explosive, highly recommended!🌻 @The Weasel Seeks an Official Title, the Weasel is Terrified☀️ The protagonist, an SSS-level wanted criminal, transmigrates to a world plagued by demons. He can slay demons and eliminate evil. At the beginning, he encounters a Weasel seeking an official title, and the protagonist directly blows the Weasel's head off with an arrow. [Heart emoji]

18. 18 重 Reborn as a Yellow Weasel: I Asked the Campus Belle to Grant Me a Title from the Start 重生成黄大仙，开局向校花讨封 Supreme Roujiamo极品肉夹馍Urban346k WordsCompleted From the start, Fang Jie was reborn as a weasel spirit, and he was about to seek a divine title. Seeking a divine title is when a successfully cultivated weasel spirit finds someone and asks: “Hey, do I look like a person or a god to you?” Whatever the person says, that’s what the spirit will cultivate into! It means borrowing a person’s innate primordial energy to determine the path of one’s cultivation. But as soon as he left the mountain, he ran into a drunk campus beauty. Fang Jie had no cho 1.2kReads8.5Score100Shelves

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    🌈② Five hundred years after the establishment of the Zhou Dynasty, the protagonist transmigrates and becomes the Earth God appointed by the Shang Dynasty emperor. Through this appointment, he teaches spirits how to transform into human form and imparts various human knowledge. Step by step, he establishes the Five Great Immortal Families. "The Human Emperor appointed me Earth God, I will repay the Human Emperor throughout the three thousand realms."

19. 19 黄 What Happened After the Weasel Spirit Asked for a Title 黄皮子讨封后续 Qiuqiu Takes You Through Folk Tales球球带你看民间故事Mystery62k WordsCompleted My new work is here! You're welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support is what motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 22Reads—Score—Shelves

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    1️⃣ Encountering a weasel demanding a title, the protagonist, thinking he'd been poisoned by mushrooms, rushed to the hospital. He encountered the weasel again, shocked that he'd been poisoned before even eating mushrooms! He blurted out: "You look like my completely unfamiliar, doting beast-eared husband." The weasel, cursing, turned and ran away. [Facepalm][Facepalm] 2️⃣ The protagonist transmigrates to a zombie world, encounters a weasel demanding a title, kicks it away, and becomes Uncle Nine's apprentice.

20. 20 出 Spirit Medium: From the Start, I Took Down the Entire Weasel Family 出马：开局掀了黄皮子全家 Three Fifteens Past Midnight子时三刻Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted A yellow weasel began harming people in a remote mountain village, and I was dragged into the incident when I was seven. It became a nightmare that lasted five years. When I was twelve, my mother sent me away from Heigouzi, and I managed to survive. Twelve years later, thinking the nightmare was over, I returned to my hometown. Little did I know, the real horror was only just beginning… 83Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 21 以 With the Blood of Demons, I Become Invincible Under Heaven 以妖魔之血，助我天下无敌 Broad Daylight in Handong汉东白日Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Ruthless + demons + steamrolling + immortality + power fantasy] Demons run rampant, and men's hearts are as wicked as ghosts. The only way to stop killing is to kill. An SSS-ranked fugitive wanted worldwide transmigrates to a world ravaged by demons and becomes a village hunter. Fortunately, slaying demons lets him plunder their lifespan, which he can expend to refine and improve his martial arts. From the start, a weasel spirit asks him, “Do I look like a human or a god to you?” “You look like 341Reads5.5Score—Shelves

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    The story begins with a weasel asking, "Do I look more like a human or a god?" An SSS-level globally wanted criminal transmigrates to a world rife with demons and becomes a hunter in a mountain village. This is a world of ruthless killing, demons, and the possibility of overwhelming power, involving the pursuit of immortality. Human hearts are like demons, and killing is necessary to stop killing. Fortunately, slaying demons can steal lifespan, and consuming lifespan can be used to deduce and improve martial arts.

22. 22 兼 Part-Time Taoist Master Arrested, Asked by the State If He Knows Taoist Magic 兼职天师被抓，国家问会不会道法 One Person, One Hit z一人一下zUrban256k WordsOngoing Zhang Xiuxuan transmigrated into a parallel world and became a Daoist Celestial Master in purple robes. At the old Celestial Master's command, he headed to Dachang to start life as a university freshman. But on the very day he descended from the mountain, he ran into a white-haired weasel on the road, blocking his way and demanding a title. “Hey, fellow villager, do I look like an immortal or a god to you?” Zhang Xiuxuan: “??????” A divine title? Are weasels really this brazen these days? Ding! —Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 23 开 Meeting a Beast Seeking a Blessing from the Start: Do I Look Like a Celestial? 开局遇讨封，你看我像仙儿吗 The Banks of Luoxi洛溪之岸Mystery131k WordsOngoing When the dead take to the road, the living must stand aside... My name is Yin Jiuming, a child with a face covered in black spots, snatched from the hands of a ghost. After going through a series of events, I realized that this world wasn't as simple as I'd imagined. Then one day, I met a weasel riding a rabbit... 21Reads—Score—Shelves

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    💥A weasel begged for a title, and when I took off my clothes, I was covered in demonic creatures!✨✨ Zhang Tiezhu stumbled home drunk in the middle of the night and encountered a tailless weasel begging for a title.✨ Zhang Tiezhu suddenly remembered a dream he had a few days ago, in which it seemed to be this very weasel… 🌟🌟Follow me to find books for you (◍•ᴗ•◍)📖

24. 24 我 With the Soul-Nurturing Method, I Forge Countless Divine Clones 我以养神法，铸就无数神灵分身 Sweet Potato and Beet甜菜洋芋Historical1.0M WordsOngoing Zhang Haobai transmigrated to a world where people cultivate divine spirits using a one-way ticket. One day, he discovers that the culprit behind his transmigration, a miniature bronze gate, is glowing. Its light forms a gigantic portal, and he, mysteriously connected to the miniature bronze gate, learns that this newly formed portal can connect to an ordinary world, granting him the ability to travel between the two realms. The world of divine-spirit cultivation is fiercely competitive. Every i 793Reads6.9Score106Shelves

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    💥Highly Recommended! The protagonist transforms into a title-seeker! He demands a title from a policewoman! He instantly becomes a Thunder God of Punishment! Wielding thunder to punish all living beings! The power of thunder forges unparalleled divine might! His appearance on a live stream shocked the world for five hundred years!

25. 25 夜 Night Fishing, When a Weasel Begs for a Title and Says She Looks Like a Beast-Eared Girl 夜钓遇黄皮子讨封，说她像兽耳娘 Tang Xiaotangguo唐小糖果Mystery846k WordsCompleted Fishing enthusiast Wang Kun transmigrates to a parallel world and decides to become a fishing streamer. Who could have guessed that supernatural forces would be returning in this world? On a night-fishing trip, he runs into a spirit: a weasel seeking a divine title. Weasel: “Hey, you there. Do I look more like a person or a god?” For the sake of his own happiness, Wang Kun replies, “You look like a golden-haired, beast-eared beauty who’ll do whatever I say, has boundless magical powers, and is s 14.1kReads8.8Score1.3kShelves

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    💥His latest masterpiece is absolutely gorgeous!🌿The moment he appeared, even the bright moon in the sky was obscured by dark clouds. Fortunately, Wang Kun has night vision, and he was using a night fishing lamp, so even the viewers in the live stream could vaguely see some of the scene.

26. 26 兵 Marching Out of the Ten Thousand Mountains to Reclaim Our Homeland and Expand Our Borders 兵出十万大山，复故土拓新疆 The Twenty-Five-Thousand-Li Long March二万五千里长征路Historical885k WordsOngoing Liu Yongfu went up the mountain to gather firewood. In a dream, an old man told him that he was a mighty general who should defend his home and protect his people. When he woke, he also had a new set of memories from the future. Liu Yongfu decided that, besides defending his homeland, he should find the Han people a place to settle, help them survive more than a decade of war and natural disasters, and fight against imperialism... [Some parts of this story take liberties with history, or happen 5.4kReads—Score385Shelves

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    The male protagonist is reborn and leads his fellow villagers and soldiers out of the Hundred Thousand Mountains, creating a new world for the Han people.

27. 27 回 After the College Entrance Exam, I Used My Foresight to Become a Tycoon 回到高考后，利用先知成富豪 The Twenty-Five-Thousand-Li Long March二万五千里长征路Urban841k WordsCompleted By a twist of fate, Chen Feiyu returns to the day after his class reunion, held after the college entrance exam. Using his information advantage, he makes up for past regrets. From the start, he sets his sights on the Brazil World Cup to earn his first fortune, then uses his expertise and memories to grow his money in the stock market. He also keeps in touch with his high school crush and his senior from university, wins the hearts of both beauties, and becomes a winner in life! 2.7kReads—Score104Shelves

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