From the Start, I Win by Doing Nothing: A Weasel Spirit Tells My Fortune and Keeps Me Fed

【Northeastern Spirit Mediums + Urban Supernatural + Showing Off and Face-Slapping + Hilarious Comedy + Weasels + No Main Romance + No Cultivation】 When I was little, an old blind man came to our home and insisted on telling my fortune three times. When I grew up, every prediction came true. The old man even changed my name, saying that a benefactor would help me in the future. I thought my benefactor would be some great person. Who could have guessed it would be a big yellow weasel? I’ve faced countless calamities in my life, and I remember every one of them clearly. Northeastern spirit mediums, Miaojiang witchcraft, blood-soaked forests, Kunlun Shrine, the ghost city of Fengdu, and a sea of corpses in western Hunan. I also formed a bond with the immortals, who helped me attain the Dao and ascend to heaven. The Yellow Immortal worships at the shrine, the white snake emerges from its cave, nine dragons bear a coffin, Hu San Taigui, the human-faced badger, the cat-faced old woman, and the Changbai Mountain god. Clad in a golden Daoist robe, with a copper-coin sword in hand, I’ll exterminate every demon and monster under heaven and roam the world as I please!