Looking for Live-Streamed Current-Affairs Comedy and Gossip Novels, No Supernatural Stuff 求直播类时事沙雕的那类吃瓜文，不要玄学。
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Livestreaming the People’s Livelihood: Let’s Welcome the Next Victim! 直播民生：有请下一位受害者！
[Absurd and chaotic + System + ridiculous news + livestreaming + current affairs + turning everyone's world upside down + a little entertainment] The long-running public affairs program Family is about to be taken off the air. But after rookie reporter Lu Yun takes over, the show goes completely off the rails! Shocking! A couple secretly gets married and goes home with their marriage certificate to break the news, only to discover the boyfriend is an illegitimate son! Tragic! A college student h
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The Entire Entertainment Industry Can Hear My Thoughts 全娱乐圈都能听到我的心声
[Transmigrates into a Book + Mind Reading Across the Entire Entertainment Industry + Celebrity Gossip + Wacky Comedy] Su Tangtang transmigrates into a book and becomes a disgraced actress so obscure she’s barely a blip on the radar. Other people who transmigrate into books get a System. She gets something different: a book. A book that records all the gossip about everyone in this world. All she has to do is search in her mind, and that person’s gossip appears before her eyes. Su Tangtang, who l
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Impossible to Win Over: The Love-Struck Young Master Is Twisted, Scheming, and Flirtatious 难哄，恋爱脑癫公少爷他又茶又撩
[Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.”
58.6kReads9.5Score7.5kShelves
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I Go Crazy on My Own Terms, So Who Are You to Call Me a Quitter? 凭本事发疯，凭什么说我摆烂
[Hilarious + Transmigrates into a book + Entertainment industry + Chaotic drama + Satisfying face-slapping + Nonsense + Multiple personalities + Powerful figures + Jealous king] Zhuo Jin, a rebellious goddess, transmigrates into a book. The original body had taken the route of being infamous for all the wrong reasons, and the whole internet hated her. Her boyfriend broke up with her over it, too. Under the combined pressure of cyberbullying and heartbreak, the original owner tried to end her lif
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Car-Washing Livestream: The Entire Internet Suspects I'm an Undercover Agent 直播洗车：我被全网怀疑是卧底
Qin Hao transmigrates to Blue Star, inherits a remote car wash, and becomes a feel-good livestreamer. But then a System comes along, and things take an increasingly outrageous turn! “Shocking: Famous influencer carefully picks out a battered old van, only for it to turn out to be a tool used in kidnappings and murder!” “Unbelievable: Teen debunker shows off in his father's luxury car, the very one used to run someone over and kill them, and ends up exposing his own father, bringing him to justic
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From the Start, Livestreaming the Underworld: Who Would Dare Enter This Stream? 开局直播地府：这直播间谁敢上啊
[Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is
30.7kReads9.6Score3.8kShelves
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Gossip Alert! The Richest Man's Kids Aren't His 吃瓜！首富的孩子都不是他的
[System + digging up dirt on cheaters + making a fortune + lighthearted, no angst] After one failed blind date after another, Xia Yining binds herself to a marriage-assistance System. From then on, all it takes is one look for her to know everything about a person. The System thumps its chest and assures her, “Even if there’s only one decent man left on Earth, I can find him for you!” Xia Yining’s eyes light up. “Really? Then how much could I make using you to expose cheating men for other peo
3.4kReads9.1Score491Shelves
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Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综，嘴在前飞脑狂追
[Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless] Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show. While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk. When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never lov
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Livestreaming Spirit Plants: The Slacker Disciple Takes Down the Entire Sect 直播卖灵植：摆烂杂役反杀全宗门
[No CP + Good-for-nothing's Comeback + Spirit Plants + Hilarious Wish-Fulfillment + System + Livestream + Strong Female Lead] After ten years of slacking off as a spirit-field laborer, Jiang Zhiwei binds herself to the Myriad Worlds Livestream, then... She sprays herbicide to send a passing Foundation Establishment cultivator flying, uses a treadmill to generate spiritual energy for her fields, and even buries snail rice noodles sent by her viewers in a spirit vein as fertilizer. One day, the ch
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Unbelievably Wild! Six Uncles Protect the Little Firecracker, So Who Dares Mess with Her? 超野！小疯批六个舅舅护着谁敢惹
The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso
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The Ultimate Prank System: My Enemies Are Driven Mad 最强整蛊系统，敌人都被整疯了
[Pranks] [Comedy] [Sneaky Trickster] [Villain] [Xuanhuan Cultivation] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Xiaoxiao awakens the strongest Prank System. With a System like that, there's nothing to be done. This guy slowly becomes the enemy of the entire world! What's it like to be hunted by a million cultivators? Su Xiaoxiao says, “Don't worry. The more, the merrier. We're not afraid of a thing! Besides, we can earn grudge points.” Driving enemies crazy is the least of it.
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Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师
Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he
175.8kReads9.7Score20.5kShelves
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How Strange: The Moment I Was Bound to the System, Things Got Spooky 奇了怪了，系统一绑，邪门到场
[Livestreaming, spilling tea, showbiz, law-abiding outlaw, System, shipping her own couples] Before binding to the System: a law-abiding citizen After binding to the System: constantly being hauled in to give statements Jiang Zhiyuan: “I’m a law-abiding citizen!” Her fans: “She’s a criminally insane outlaw!” Netizens before they were poisoned by her antics: There’s a wanted criminal over there! Netizens after they were poisoned by her antics: What do you mean, a walking 500,000 yuan bounty? [The
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The Entire Entertainment Industry Hears My Thoughts and Gossips: Explosive Scoops Galore 全娱乐圈听我心声吃瓜，嘎嘎爆料
[Mind-reading known across the internet + going wild and cracking jokes + endless gossip and laughs + everyone's favorite] He Li retired from the transmigration bureau and became the villainess in a domineering CEO novel, a lovesick fool who throws herself at the male lead and eventually dies a miserable death. She throws all decorum out the window, goes on a rampage, and spills one explosive secret after another. Top-tier star from a wealthy family: “Heh, just say you like me.” [What young mast
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The Whole Family Grabbed Stools to Watch the Drama as the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea 全家带凳子吃瓜，真千金爆料啦
Originally titled My Whole Family Brought Stools to Watch the Drama, and the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea [Showbiz + Real and Fake Heiresses + Gossip System + No-Brainer Fun + Lighthearted Comedy + One-on-One Romance] After transmigrating into someone else’s body, Tang Shiba discovered that her whole family was destined to be cannon fodder. Her eldest brother loved the female lead, but his feelings were never returned. He’d drink himself into oblivion every day and die in a garbage-strewn alley,
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The Whole Entertainment Industry Heard My Thoughts, and Now I’m Everyone’s Favorite 被全娱乐圈听心声后，我成了团宠
[Transmigrate into a book + mind-reading + everyone dotes on her + entertainment industry + heiress] After transmigrating into the body of a washed-up nobody in the entertainment industry, Xie Qiao wants nothing more than to lie flat and quit showbiz. She never expects that everyone in the industry can hear her thoughts. “Some people pretend to be single, but their kid is already a year old.” “Ugh, these two top stars act like sworn enemies. Who knew they’re secretly in love with each other?” “U
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You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？
[Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you
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The Female Lead Planned to Quit and Leave Showbiz, but Her Absurd Antics Made Her a Sensation 准备摆烂退圈的女主，靠沙雕爆火
[Rebirth + Silly Comedy + A New Kind of Scumbag-Taking-Down + Tons of Systems + There Really Is Only One Variety Show in the Whole Story] After being caught in a storm of scandals, losing her fiancé to another woman, and dying miserably, Fan Er learns that she's the one and only granddaughter the richest man lost years ago, and the original female lead of this world. Reborn, Fan Er first returns to her family and reclaims her heritage. What do revenge and face-slapping the terrible couple matter
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What a Joke! She Has No Morals, So Why Are You Blackmailing Her? 笑死，她都没道德，你绑架她干嘛
[Goofy + shameless + liable to lose it at any moment + meme connoisseur] Yu Yao woke up one morning to discover she had transmigrated into a book. Well! If this had happened to her, then nobody could blame her for doing things her way! On a variety show, the green-tea heroine said, “Lately, I feel like I’ve gained a lot of weight from eating.” Yu Yao looked at her bony waist. “Yeah, you’re way too fat. Eat less.” When asked why she’d joined a dating show, the green-tea heroine said, “I’ve never
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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The 1990s Baby-Booming Brigade: My Dad Becomes the Nation's Father-in-Law 九零超生游击队，我爸成国民岳父
Han Sixi was beaten to death by her grandparents, who favored boys over girls. She transmigrated to the spirit realm, but just as she was about to ascend, her lingering obsession drew the final heavenly tribulation lightning bolt, sending her back. It’s 1990. There are seven sisters, their family is evading the birth-control authorities, and their parents are still trying for an eighth child. Just as Han Sixi is sharpening her forty-meter broadsword, ready to deal with her awful relatives, her f
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