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Everyone Can Hear Thoughts Except the Heroine, Who Just Eats Popcorn and Has No Romance

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It absolutely must have no CP and no male lead. Everyone can read minds, but the female lead doesn't know. Everyone hears her inner thoughts and gossipy commentary. It can be set in the entertainment industry, a cultivation world, ancient times, or the modern day.

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51 Mind Reading: the Scumbag Dad Faked His Death and His Own Mother Rose up and I Eat Melons Rabbits Love to Eat Fish BabiesAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 130Reads7.3Score105Shelves
52 Bound to a Gossip System, I Become the Beloved of All Kinds of Big Shots Tang ShijiuAncient Romance507k WordsCompleted 1.2kReads7.4Score102Shelves
53 Oh No! I Went to Meet the Emperor with My Parents and Accidentally Blurted Out My Inner Thoughts Carefree Young Master ZhaoAncient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted 61.3kReads8.8Score6.5kShelves
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[Send heart][Send heart]
54 Gossiping on the Job, I Shock the Entire Court Crayon XiaoyingAncient Romance177k WordsCompleted 693Reads6.4Score102Shelves
55 The Civil and Military Officials of the Entire Dynasty Read People's Minds and Ate Melons, and the Princess Became a Millionaire by Showing Off Her Behavior. Peace and JoyAncient Romance501k WordsCompleted 98Reads6.0Score—Shelves
56 The Real Heiress and a Ghost Become Partners in Gossip Fu Yan'erMystery1.2M WordsCompleted 14.9kReads8.9Score2kShelves
57 Help! the Whole Family Has the Ability to Make Money! Immortal HiccupAncient Romance549k WordsCompleted 26Reads8.2Score—Shelves
58 After the Fake Heiress's Thoughts Were Exposed, She Gave Up and Settled in to Watch the Drama Zong LiModern Romance670k WordsCompleted 17.1kReads9.5Score2.6kShelves
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Most of them are non-CP, cool stories about the heroine
59 Mind Reading: God Knows She Is Forced to Call the Police Every Day It's NanaModern Romance553k WordsCompleted 607Reads8.3Score101Shelves
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Read everyone's minds❤️, the heroine doesn't know, she knows everyone's past and future... Always complaining in her heart...
60 When Will the Ninth Prince Ascend the Throne? Bone-Leak Gua WenHistorical1.3M WordsCompleted 77.7kReads9.3Score7.7kShelves
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Mind-reading, melons, no CP [smile][smile] 🌿The protagonist in the first book just wants to reduce his sense of existence and watch anime, but his father can hear his voice, so what is One Piece? [Face cover][Face cover][Face cover] 🌿In the second book, she is dressed as a cannon fodder passerby, and the whole sect is cannon fodder. This... Is so miserable. [I almost cried] In the end, the whole sect heard her voice.
61 After the Little Cannon Fodder’s Thoughts Were Read, She Became the Sect’s Beloved Qian QiAncient Romance285k WordsCompleted 849Reads8.9Score100Shelves
62 After Hearing Their Inner Thoughts, the Entire Court Fell in Love with Gossip A Wealthy CoconutAncient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 13.2kReads8.5Score1.5kShelves
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This, the heroine is the group favorite, no cp
63 The Real Heiress's Mind Is Read, and the Whole Capital Starts Gossiping Ning NanyiAncient Romance782k WordsCompleted 10.1kReads9.1Score866Shelves
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Recommended by old bookworms, feel free to read it
64 Mind Reading: Mother Deals with the Villains While My Tyrant Uncle and I Enjoy the Gossip Diligent and CarefulAncient Romance766k WordsCompleted 6.7kReads8.7Score976Shelves
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This one is about a story where the heroine wears a book and becomes a poor little princess. Her voice is heard by the eldest princess and her mother-in-law, and she changes her fate against the odds! My mother is domineering, brave and resourceful, and my father is beautiful and does not hold me back. There are also Gentle Big Brother, Wrongful Emperor, and Foolish Cousin [Sending Hearts]. Recommended to read.
65 A Loudmouth Has Joined the Court, and No One Can Shut Him Up Qian YueAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 21.6kReads8.7Score2.2kShelves
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** "Everyone's Mind Reading: I Became a Knife in the Hand of the Emperor (One Man Eats Melons)" Book Promotion Copy** **——When the social beast's imaginative thoughts hit the palace Shura field, mind reading turned out to be the most powerful cheat? ** --- ### **Core information of the book** - **Category**: ancient words through the book + Machiavellian sand sculpture + everyone's mind-reading flow - **Background**: In an imaginary dynasty, the heroine transforms into an "emperor's secret guard" who is docile on the outside but wild on the inside, and everyone can eavesdrop on her voice - **Status**: Exclusively serialized on the Tomato Novel APP, with stable updates, a rating of 9.7↑, And more than 80,000 readers - **Adaptive topic**: #Readushurachang #strategycomedy #anti-routine heroine design --- ### **Reason for recommending the book: The four cool points of accurate sniping** #### **1. Character contrast: the social beast secret guard VS the sinister emperor** - **The heroine Lin Wan (a 996 programmer before entering the book)**: - **Appearance**: cold-faced and ruthless, "His Majesty is wise" when performing tasks, kneeling down to take orders in one go. - **Inner **: Crazy complaints about palace fighting, with frequent golden sentences - * "The imperial concubine poisoned with arsenic? It's so uncreative! I suggest you upgrade it to a smiling half-step, and you can do a square dance before you die!" * * "The regent and the queen mother conspired late at night? My three-year-old nephew didn't even need to write a script for this plot!" * - **Skills**: Use code thinking to dismantle political schemes, and use "voice barrage" to disrupt the chess game. - **Emperor Xiao Jingheng**: - **Appearance**: He is emotionless and intangible, even his eyelashes do not tremble when approving memorials. - **Inner thoughts**: After overhearing the heroine's complaints, she frantically took notes in a notebook, "This woman scolded me for criticizing me for using cinnabar to criticize red like my aunt's blood?... There is some truth in that." - **Growth line**: From fear of secret guards to dependence and addiction, "Her voice is more interesting than the civil and military memorials of the Manchu Dynasty." #### **2. High-energy plot: Mind reading triggers the butterfly effect, and the social beasts reorganize the court** - **Main conflict**: - **Book-traveling desperate situation**: The original owner was silenced for breaking the secret of the emperor's life experience, and the heroine came back and was bound to the "eating melon-eating system" to survive by breaking the news. - **The collapse of power**: In order to avoid the heroine's "prophetic complaints", the ministers collectively started to fool around - *write limericks in the morning memorial, and first check the beams for eavesdropping during secret conversations in the imperial study*. - **Emotional Line**: The emperor went from "kill her to silence her" to "I want to hear her scold me", and pursued his wife in the crematorium of self-guided strategy. - **Examples of famous scenes**: - **Assassin's Assassination 2.0**: The heroine internally rolled her eyes* "Brother Assassin, the poison on your knife has expired for three years, I suggest you switch to selling fake medicine"*, the assassin surrendered in shame. - **Leaked Imperial Examination Questions**: The heroine complained that the test questions were too poor, and the candidates collectively handed in blank papers, "The answers will change anyway, so it's better to start in advance!" #### **3. Logical closed loop: The game of human nature under the skin of the charlatan** - **The secret plot of conspiracy**: Every complaint made by the heroine coincides with the foreshadowing of the previous case, and behind the laughter is a political metaphor. - **Growth Arc**: - **Heroine**: From "beating the workers to death" to "the chief complainer in the court", using modern thinking to reconstruct the rules of the feudal workplace. - **Emperor**: From being a loner to learning to "listen to advice", the heroine uses her voice to shuffle the power of powerful officials. #### **4. Supporting cast members: all forced comedians** - **Prime Minister**: After eavesdropping on the heroine's complaints, she resigned and returned home overnight, "Whoever falls in love with whomever I fall in love with this day!". - **The Queen Mother**: On the surface she is fasting and chanting Buddha's name, but on the inside she is frantically posting comments* "The Ai family's tricks in palace fighting back then were much better than these idiots"*. - **Enemy Prince**: In order to eavesdrop on the heroine's prediction of the war situation, he disguised himself as an imperial cook and learned to make spicy strips, "This secret guard is more useful than a military advisor!" --- ### **Why is it a must-see? ** - **Innovative setting**: Invert "mind reading" into a group passive skill, and use talk show style complaints to deconstruct traditional tactics. - **Rhythm Crit**: There are an average of 2 hilarious scenes + 1 god-level reversal in each chapter, suitable for catching up on the subway. - **Emotional Resonance**: The survival philosophy of "fighting involution with destruction" after traveling through time travel, every word touches my heart! - **Details Easter Egg**: The "Five Years and Three Years Simulation of the Imperial Examination" is collected in the Imperial Study Room Memorial, and the Imperial Kitchen Hot Tiao becomes a strategic material. --- **Go directly to the Tomato Novel APP search**: Click [Read] to witness how the noisiest (inner) secret guard in history used his words to calm the world! **Interactive Topic**: If you were the emperor, after hearing the heroine's complaints, would you choose #changinggovernmental affairs overnight# or #sewhermouth#? Show off your tyrant/wise king persona in the comment area! --- **Adaptability summary**: - **Character matching**: The vivid image of the heroine who is "cowardly on the outside but crazy on the inside" accurately meets the topic demand of #anti-routine heroine design. - **Plot matching**: The plot line and the comedy line advance in a double helix, in line with the screening criteria of #logical rigorous and superior. - **Values matching**: Use absurdity to deconstruct heaviness and convey the youthful survival wisdom of "rejecting internal friction and being smart enough to make things worse".
66 The Villainess Cries Her Eyes Out, Clutching Her Waist. Someone Deal with the Male Lead! Heaven Rewards DiligenceAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 11kReads8.2Score988Shelves
67 The Underworld's Little Princess Uses the Book of Life and Death to Change Her Family's Fate Rui BeautyModern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted 5.2kReads9.2Score662Shelves
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The first book is about mind reading + family affection + ghost hunting + system + everyone eating melons. The system was created by the heroine's family. The heroine Chi Da was read by the mind, so she showed off her waistcoat at the beginning. It was a bit funny, and the plot was good. Moreover, the heroine has a very grudge-y character and will always take revenge. The second book, Mind Reading with Unfixed CP, is about casual reading. The heroine Qiao Chu wears a book and is bound to a system to play the role of a cannon fodder lady who is constantly seeking death. When she was about to log off and return to her original world to become a rich woman, her brothers actually heard her voice. From then on, the heroine gradually became a heartthrob. The third book, no CP + mind reading + woman disguised as a man + vest + book wearing, I have forgotten the plot of this book, but it is definitely interesting (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ The fourth book, no fixed CP + book-traveling + mind-reading, the heroine Ye Tan has traveled through the book and is transformed into a real daughter of a wealthy family who is about to be kicked out of the novel. However, the heroine does not follow the conventional route and wants to die. Who knows that her cheap brothers have awakened to mind-reading skills, and while eating melons, they change the plot to prevent the heroine from committing suicide. It's pretty good too
68 Ah! The Villains I Drove to Darkness Can Read My Mind Yi A YaModern Romance692k WordsCompleted 50.5kReads9.3Score6.4kShelves
69 Shock! After He Read Her Mind, Her Younger Uncle Started Making a Move on Her Man Three Bowls of Rice a DayModern Romance305k WordsCompleted 4.7kReads9.3Score563Shelves
70 Disguised as a Man, I Debut in the Center Position of a Top-Tier Boy Band Yun Tian GeModern Romance784k WordsCompleted 1kReads9.3Score177Shelves
71 Mind Reading: After My Failed Suicide, I Became Everyone's Favorite Hui LiModern Romance635k WordsCompleted 11.4kReads8.9Score1.3kShelves
72 I Contribute 100 Million Points to a Harmonious Society by Eating Melons Fish PopcornModern Romance401k WordsCompleted 294Reads8.9Score—Shelves
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Everyone reads minds, no cp, of course the heroine doesn't know
73 Mind Reading: Tyrant, My Fortune-Telling Says Your Kingdom Is Doomed Hailan WindAncient Romance546k WordsCompleted 362Reads9.2Score—Shelves
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Concubine Xian gave birth to a princess in the wilderness, but she almost strangled her baby to death in desperation. Unexpectedly, my royal family could hear my voice and be changed into a cannon fodder...
74 The Tyrant's Family Heard My Thoughts and I Insulted Them Stupid Wu Li ChouchouAncient Romance554k WordsCompleted 2.6kReads9.1Score333Shelves
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It should be no cp. Anyway, I didn't see who the male protagonist was when I watched it [eating melon]
75 The Whole Family Devours Gossip After Hearing the Little Dumpling’s Thoughts Qingfeng LinglingAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 2.3kReads9.0Score238Shelves
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The first book is about traveling through ancient times + infrastructure + funny, and the writing is very good. The second book is about traveling through time and cultivating immortals. Using the melon-eating system to eat all the melons in the world of immortality, it is a funny group favorite. 3, 4, And 5 are also about the melon-eating system + reverse mind reading. Everyone can hear the voice of the heroine. It is 100% funny. The last book is about going crazy and making my stomach hurt from laughing.
76 The Whole Family Grabbed Stools to Watch the Drama as the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea The Long Wind Brings No RomanceModern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 27.6kReads9.1Score3.5kShelves
77 The Real Heiress’s True Nature Fell Apart After Her Thoughts Were Read Ye XiaowanModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 15.5kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves
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They are both mind readers, one ancient and one modern, both very funny.
78 The Entire Court Hears My Thoughts and Calls It Thrilling Huitian YueAncient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted 10.3kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves
79 The Beloved Princess Is Revealed by Mind Reading, and Then She Spills More Secrets! Black LocustAncient Romance301k WordsCompleted 1.3kReads9.2Score168Shelves
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For example, in the first book, the heroine is a little girl with national luck, and her internal and systematic complaints about her will be heard by some people. The funny things caused by this... These themes are very novel and high-scoring. It's fun to read the novel pictures, dear friends, go read the introduction yourself!
80 Eat Melon! Quan Entertainment Read My Mind and I Was so Overwhelmed. Sheng YumuModern Romance328k WordsCompleted 628Reads7.4Score109Shelves
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This book has a system for the heroine to enjoy her life. Others read the heroine's voice and follow her to eat her life. It's so interesting!
81 Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up Young Master LanAncient Romance452k WordsCompleted 29kReads9.1Score2.5kShelves
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It's super funny and can't stop being funny. Hilarious mind-reading + melon-eating system, crazy and funny. The prince eavesdropped on the princess's heart and was so angry that he vomited blood every time, and laughed from beginning to end.
82 The Court’s Little Gossipmonger, Lady Lin, Gets Rich and Becomes a Queen Future Pretty-Girl WarriorAncient Romance301k WordsCompleted 3.7kReads8.7Score418Shelves
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Gua Wen is also pretty good, but no one recommends it. The heroine has no CP, there is no emotional line for the male protagonist, and there are very few supporting characters. There are also clever villains. The female protagonist is unfortunate. These magical features are mainly the ability to hear the voice after giving gifts. The Emperor and the group of people were relatively poor. They planned to use it at the beginning (which is normal) and then gave up because it is a living treasure system. It is also funny. The system is male, but the system seems to have an object for the heroine.
83 Listening to the Government Behind the Curtain and Revealing Their True Feelings, All the Villains Knelt Down Just Come, ComeAncient Romance701k WordsCompleted 526Reads8.9Score100Shelves
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These books are all about mind reading.
84 After Dressing up as a Vicious Female Supporting Character, Her Mind Was Read. End of BookModern Romance558k WordsCompleted 308Reads7.4Score—Shelves
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All the members without cp can read their minds, and the heroine doesn't know about it, so she eats it like crazy.
85 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! Drinking Wine and Listening to the RainAncient Romance738k WordsCompleted 54.9kReads9.5Score145.2kShelves
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These books are all very good. The heroine doesn't know that she is being read and can change the fate of others.
86 My Whole Hapless Family Heard My Thoughts, and We All Turned Villainous Xing HuiAncient Romance562k WordsCompleted 21.9kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves
87 The Entire Nobles' Academy Heard My Thoughts and Spoiled Me Rotten Mo Liu Qing ZhuModern Romance606k WordsCompleted 14.8kReads8.6Score1.7kShelves
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The first two books are about the background of cultivating immortals and the other is about the modern background. The whole text is easy to read without any abuse. The third book is about the background of the Qin Dynasty. There is a little emotional line at the end, but it is not harmful.
88 This Little Baby Lands a Government Post by Gossiping Jia YinanAncient Romance731k WordsCompleted 3.6kReads8.5Score401Shelves
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Read everyone's minds. The heroine is a newborn baby with past life memories. After being bound by the melon-eating system, everyone can hear the heroine's voice. The heroine is the group's pet mascot. She goes to court just to make it easier to eat melons. By the way, she cleans up other countries' elaborate works and uses gold fingers to exchange for advanced items that benefit the people. Finally, she unknowingly completes the hidden tasks of the system and unifies the world [Cool] [Cool]
89 The Whole Capital Reads My Mind, and I Win by Gossiping Magpies Rise on the Southern BoughAncient Romance284k WordsCompleted 2.8kReads8.3Score227Shelves
90 The Cannon Fodder Awakens, and the Old Foxes Eavesdrop on My Thoughts Never Tiring of the SoundAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 5.9kReads9.3Score674Shelves
91 A Real Daughter Comes to the Door, and the Whole Family Listens to Her Heart and Tears the Villain Apart CancanxialinAncient Romance461k WordsCompleted 17.4kReads9.3Score3kShelves
92 Gossip! The Tyrant Reads Minds, and the Little Princess Is Wearing a Green Hat Light and Fleeting BubblesAncient Romance352k WordsCompleted 4kReads8.9Score485Shelves
93 The Cannon-Fodder Family Goes on a Rampage After Hearing My Thoughts Li SanyeAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 1.7kReads8.9Score182Shelves
94 The Whole Court Was Shocked by Eating Melons and Reading Minds! Little Cabbage TreasureAncient Romance373k WordsCompleted 775Reads—Score103Shelves
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This could have been, hilarious! !
95 The Princess Is Chosen by Heaven JuanjuanAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 4kReads8.6Score497Shelves
96 The Palace Maid Can Hear Their Thoughts, and the Entire Court Is Full of Gossip Salted Fish Stewed in Clear WaterAncient Romance415k WordsCompleted 1.3kReads8.8Score125Shelves
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They're both uncensored and quite funny.
97 The Princess Returned to the Capital, and the Civil and Military Officials of the Court Were Waiting to Eat Melons. Making Money for a HouseAncient Romance244k WordsCompleted 191Reads6.8Score—Shelves
98 Comprehensive Qing Dynasty Transmigration: The Idle Consort Is Bound to Two Systems Little Falling LeavesAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 6.5kReads9.0Score403Shelves
99 Read the Mind and Eat Melons: Eat the Most Invincible Melons in the World Swing Fish XyAncient Romance205k WordsCompleted 756Reads6.9Score100Shelves
100 What a Thrill! The Real Heiress Goes Wild with a Gossip System PiheiModern Romance560k WordsCompleted 34.6kReads9.4Score5.7kShelves
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Recommended "After Five Brothers Read My Mind, My Personality Is Destroyed" Jiang Qiyu pretends to be a control group of a fake daughter, and uses her mind-reading skills to go crazy in the entertainment industry. Fighting against scumbags, tearing up green tea, and causing the brothers' personalities to collapse and reverse. The no-CP pleasure is so satisfying, watching her change her fate against the will of heaven, slap her face like crazy, it's so exciting that I can't help but feel excited!