The Whole Internet Can Hear My Thoughts, While I Just Slack Off and Watch the Drama

"Showbiz + unhinged heroine + no romance + mind-reading + secret identity" As a melon-munching gopher who loves darting around the gossip fields, I’m willing to leave the industry and spill the tea. Today I’m a gopher in your melon patch; tomorrow I’ll sneak in and steal your watermelons. Her ex-boyfriend, the Best Actor: “She’s a pathological liar. Everything she says is false. I’m suing her!” The next day, the story took a turn when he was photographed with a rising young star. Hilarious six-day roleplay challenge: On day one as a police officer, I walked a cow across the road. How was that? On day two as a police officer, we all suffered public humiliation in the middle of the street because we got rear-ended by fellow officers. On day three, I played a nurse, jabbing the sweet little flower with a needle. I practically became Rong Mama. On day four, I played a doctor. While everyone else needed equipment to examine patients, I only had to feel their pulse. On day five, I became a ticket seller and shouted, “No 999, no 99, just 39! Come watch the Best Actor perform a handstand while taking a dump!” On day six, the show was banned because Qiao Yina told the Best Actor to livestream himself doing a handstand while taking a dump. By the principle that there’s no need to be too normal, when faced with the choice of shining or giving off heat, she chose to go crazy. Rather than mentally torment herself, she’d rather go crazy and drive everyone else crazy. (Note: This is a story about saving small worlds. It may include some King of Hell and supernatural elements along the way. It might seem like fantasy to you, so please don’t read it if that isn’t your thing. The story covers quite a lot of ground. You may feel the outline isn’t well thought out, but the author likes to give every character in her story a complete ending. Please don’t flame me if it’s not to your taste. Thank you.)