Guys, Any Funny Books? I've Had Too Many Tearjerkers Lately! 兄弟们,有啥搞笑的书吗?最近刀子吃多了!
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Don't Call Me a Demon 别叫我恶魔
[Qing Feng's new novel, This Player Has Something Wrong with His Head, is now serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] The sacred heavenly gates stand across the sky, while the demonic abyss of time and space lays waste to the human world. When twelve spirit springs burst from the earth, when the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown no one else wou
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押,你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星,搞点副业很合理吧?
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800
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Everyone Around Me Is a Liability. How Am I Supposed to Cultivate? 身边全是坑货,让我怎么修仙
“You bastard! I just won five million, and before I could even enjoy it, you blew my head off. What, you killed me and now you want to share my body? What about my money? My wife? You want it all? You son of a, ” A shameless protagonist, teammates who are a pain in the ass, unlucky enemies, and a mysterious world. Bai Jian picks up a minor character who even sabotages himself, then stages one hilarious and absurd adventure after another in a wondrous cultivation world, gradually uncovering its g
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Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力
[Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na
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God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择:这个御兽师有亿点生猛
[Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a..
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You Were Supposed to Defend Against the Ten Thousand Clans, Not Stew Them All! 让你抵御万族,你全给炖了?
[Rated 9.7 during serialization] [Cultivation at school (high-martial arts) + a growth journey + a vast cosmic world + an utterly clueless male lead + no heroine (or a single heroine) + noble ideals and fiery passion + standout supporting characters + satisfying wish fulfillment with smart characters] The myriad races force open the star path and descend upon Earth! Humanity is in danger! Ordinary student Lu Chuan accidentally obtains an ancient book recording the delicacies of the cosmos, and d
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I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人,你们说我是祸害?
[School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst
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My Skills Are So Ridiculous, They Drive My Enemies Crazy! 技能超沙雕,敌人都被整疯了!
[Animated comic released + lighthearted and funny + games invade reality + supernatural powers + shameless antics + causality concepts + invincible + one heroine + frequent updates!] A century ago, the world underwent a cataclysmic change. Games descended into reality, and monsters began to run rampant. Bai Yi was a [Nobody] who couldn't learn any normal skills, but from the start, he awakened a god-tier Skill System. From then on: [Someone, protect me!] Summon someone to appear in front of you
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Hiking Livestream: A Fact-Checking Team Has Me in Its Sights from the Start 徒步直播:开局被打假团队盯上了
[Livestream + System + hilarious comedy + bullet-comment culture + cutting-edge technology + multiple female supporting characters] Lin Chen transmigrates into an outdoor livestreamer hiking National Highway 318, and the action begins from the start! His skin absorbs solar energy, granting him the Shadowless Kick of Foshan, which he uses to kick an off-road vehicle! On the road, Lin Chen casually sings songs that shoot straight to the top of the charts. His drone-like livestreaming phone attract
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Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲,系统急了
[Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea
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Spiritual Qi Revival: Invincible from the Start as a Delivery Driver 灵气复苏:从送外卖开始无敌
[Spiritual qi revival + urban superpowers + System + multiple heroines + lighthearted comedy] I just have a ridiculous bug-ridden System that can turn the negative effects of cultivation techniques into positive ones. Have you ever heard of a berserk state that boosts your recovery and keeps you calm? Have you ever heard of self-harming martial arts being completely reversed into strengthening techniques? When people ask Ye Xiaoshu why he's so insanely strong, he replies: “As an ordinary deliver
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This Protagonist Won't Take Orders, So I'm Done 这届主角不服管,老子不干了
[Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit!
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Spiritual Qi Revival: I'm Really Not the Sixth Elder 灵气复苏:我真的不是老六啊
[Spiritual qi revival + comedy + supernatural powers + cheeky antics + shamelessness + silliness] After taking a nap, Lin Yan finds himself in a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. My System is determined to make me a sneaky schemer. What am I supposed to do? The synopsis can't do it justice. Please head to the main story.
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Goofy Livestream: You Call This a Public Affairs Program? 沙雕直播:你管这叫民生节目?
[Absurd and chaotic + System + ridiculous news + livestreaming + current affairs + turning everyone's world upside down + a little entertainment] The long-running public affairs program Family is about to be taken off the air. But after rookie reporter Lu Yun takes over, the show goes completely off the rails! Shocking! A couple secretly gets married and goes home with their marriage certificate to break the news, only to discover the boyfriend is an illegitimate son! Tragic! A college student h
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I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车,观众们笑抽了?
Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre
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A Must-Have for Slackers: This System Is Amazing 咸鱼必备,这个系统太好了
[Comedy + daily life + high martial arts + school setting] Zhou Fan transmigrates into a modern world of high martial arts and gets bound to an Anti-Grind System. The System wants Zhou Fan to promote the slacker mindset and encourage everyone to enjoy life. Whenever Zhou Fan works hard at cultivating, his strength regresses. But if he makes a pact with someone else, the harder they work and grind, the faster the slacker Zhou Fan grows, as a punishment for them. Zhou Fan studies the rules careful
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They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴,躺下讹他三万八
[Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.”
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I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死
After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch!
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The Troll Streamer and His Poor, Put-Upon Viewers 老六主播和他的怨种观众
[Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz
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After We Broke Up, I Sang 'Hallucination,' and the Whole Internet Felt Sorry for Me 分手后一首幻听,全网都在心疼我
[Lighthearted comedy + no female lead + no System + feel-good power fantasy + daily life + entertainment industry] Gu Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and opens his eyes to find himself lying in a hospital room. It turns out that a few days earlier, the original owner of his body and his girlfriend had been in a car accident. In that moment of danger, his words, “Forget about me. Save my girlfriend first,” moved countless internet users. But when Gu Fan woke up, the first message he receive
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The Harshest Test Setter in History 史上最狠出题人
[Adapted into a short drama] He's elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most deviously cruel exam setter in the world! One test paper wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, while a single question made 200,000 students in Huicheng cry! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions in their head. What color was Daji's bellyband? Did Qin Shi Huang circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise? This is a Chinese exam, so why are you asking
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I Transmigrated into a Book, and the Entire Court Begged Me Not to Lead the Crown Prince Astray 穿书之满朝文武求我别带坏太子
Notice: The cover has been locked. Clear your cache to display the new cover. [Unhinged, Sweet-to-Everyone-Else Crown Prince × Fake Revenge, Real Black-Hearted Schemer | 999 Reloads + Intense Push and Pull + Sweet Romance and Redemption] After transmigrating into the novel she wrote herself, Ye Weiwei was killed by the male lead, Shen Yizhi, 998 times. On her 999th reload, she didn't want to die again. She didn't want to fall in love again, either. She only wanted revenge! So she returned to the
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Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派:我的弟弟是天选之子
"Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain
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The Streamer Does a Good Deed Every Day, Sending Criminals to Prison for Life 主播日行一善,罪犯牢底坐穿
[Livestream] [Comedy] [Living King of Hell] [No heroine] Originally titled: This Kindhearted Streamer Makes Even Satan Offer Him a Cigarette Su Chen, who transmigrates from a parallel world, gets bound to a Good Samaritan System. His whole thing is being kindhearted! One day, while Livestreaming, he’s suddenly stopped by a deaf-mute person on the roadside. The person pulls out a phone, opens a payment code, and asks for a donation. The people nearby gesture to Su Chen, warning him that the deaf-
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I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧
Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…]
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Livestream Challenge: Take Off a Little Girl's Socks, Put Them on Your Head, and Go Withdraw Money 直播挑战,脱萝莉袜子套头去取钱
(Hilarious + absurd + livestreaming + showing off + causing a scene + tycoon behavior. An absolutely hilarious, satisfying read that you won't be able to put down!!!) Fang Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a small-time streamer. He livestreams a visit to a massage parlor, only to find that the masseuse who shows up is his own girlfriend! Just as Fang Ming is losing all hope, he gets bound to a livestream challenge System! (Ding! The Contrast Livestream Challenge System has been
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Rule Horror: I Pulled the Old Man's Oxygen Tube from the Start 规则怪谈:开局拔了老头氧气管
No female lead + national fate + eerie mysteries + comedy + unconventional ideas Lin Yuan transmigrates to Blue Star, a parallel world, and is chosen to take part in a rules-based horror game. From the start, he activates an SSS-rank talent. [SSS-Rank Talent: Ghostbane] [Talent Effect 1: Rules are completely useless against you. When you break the rules of a horror scenario, the corruption of its world has no effect on you.] [Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a horror scenario feels negative e
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Rule-Based Horror? I Choose to Rebel 规则怪谈?我选择叛逆
[A short drama adaptation of the same name is now available. You can watch it on the platform. Thank you for your support.] [Subverting expectations + no heroine + hilarious + sly schemer + rebellious + eerie + national fate] Rule-based horror descends upon Earth. The uncanny invades reality. Those chosen are sent into horror worlds, where they represent their respective nations and face the horrors within. Su Xiao is chosen by the horror world and entrusted with the task of representing the Dra
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My Senior Brother Is Too Strong 我的师兄太强了
Original title: My Senior Brother Is Too Strong The eldest senior brother is diligent and tireless, while the second senior brother likes to sneak off and take it easy. The eldest senior brother is hailed as a genius, while the second is the disgrace of the sect. Until one day, the junior sister discovers that the second senior brother is pretty amazing too... This blurb does it no justice. Read the story for yourself...
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This Holy Son Is Way Too Cautious 这个圣子太稳健啦
[Reborn + Satisfying power fantasy + Daily life + Cunning protagonist + Lighthearted + Subverts expectations] “This is paradise for the strong and a graveyard for the weak.” Su Huai, a burned-out office worker, wakes up to discover he has transmigrated to the Immortal Domain, a place where the strong prey on the weak and danger lurks everywhere. After seven chaotic lives ending in tragic deaths and fresh starts, with no favor from the System, he finally uses the experience of his previous lives
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I’m a Paragon of the Righteous Path, Yet I’m Bound to a Blackmail System 我,正道楷模!身负勒索系统
Li Dao transmigrated to another world and became a famous good Samaritan. He also awakened a Super Blackmail System. Its only function was to strengthen anything he extorted! [Ding! Extortion successful. Southern Bright Li Fire has been upgraded to Southern Bright Divine Fire.] … And so, Li Dao extorted prodigies while maintaining his image as a paragon of righteousness. The Saintess came to break off their engagement? She'd better watch her step on the way back. The Holy Son came to provoke hi
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Supernatural Awakening: I Can Become a Demon King 诡异复苏:我能化身大妖
[Ghost Stories + Journey to the West + Hilarious Comedy + Sunny Boy + Mental Illness + Positive-Energy Sayings] As the supernatural revived and the uncanny world fell into chaos, Jiang Chen awakened the Demon Transformation System. By provoking emotional fluctuations in ghosts and monsters, he could absorb ghost energy and use it to draw Demon Transformation Cards, taking on the forms of great demons from Journey to the West. Faced with all kinds of violent, savage, strange, and sinister ghost
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My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经,我成搞事主播
[Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety
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Insulting Me on My Livestream? I'll Read Your Fortune Right Back at You! 直播间骂我?反手推你八字!
[Coming of Age, Ensemble Cast, No System, Not a Wish-Fulfillment Novel, Metaphysical and Supernatural] [The short drama adaptation is now available!!!] I’m a lousy fortune-teller, and I’m a streamer too. If you insult me in my livestream, I’ll use your birth details to put your embarrassing secrets on a livestream for the whole internet to see. If another streamer talks bad about me, I’ll help him court good fortune and avoid disaster, and make sure he suffers. I can even diagnose internet cripp
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Me, a Slacker Livestreamer: I’ll Log Off Once I’ve Made 200 我,摆烂主播,挣够两百就下播
Su Yu unlocks the [Slacker System] and becomes a streamer. Once he earns 200 in tips, he can end the stream and claim a generous reward. Love songs too boring? One performance of "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" kicks off a square-dancing craze! The audience got cheated on? One rendition of "Happy Breakup" wakes countless lovesick fools up to reality! The songs are too easy? A Peking opera performance of "The Drunken Concubine" leaves the whole crowd stunned! But every time the audience finishes
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The Days I Joined the Immortal Ranks 位列仙班的日子
Slaying demons and vanquishing evil for justice and the common folk? No, for the incense offerings! Cultivating immortality and seeking the Dao through talent and insight? No, through worldly connections! Li Zhan, a young Daoist priest from Huoyun Temple, accidentally unleashed the Heaven-Flipping Seal, angering the Celestial Court and bringing its pursuit down upon him. With a silver tongue and thirty-six ghostly talismans from the mortal realm, he throws the balance between Buddhism and Daoism
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Starting with Ying Zheng: Emperors of Every Dynasty Arrive One After Another 从嬴政开始:历代君王陆续降临
[Lighthearted + humorous + adventure] History buffs, enter at your own risk After Qin Shi Huang died, he was transported to a walled city. One day inside equaled one year in the outside world. Each time the city gates opened, the setting was different, bringing all kinds of fantastical adventures. On the third day, Hu Hai arrived. “Father, you have to get justice for me!” Twelve days later, Liu Bang arrived. “Brother Zheng, don't tell me you still don't know your Qin has fallen!” Wang Mang arriv
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From Great Xia Onward: Founding Emperors Arrive One After Another 从大夏开始:开国之君陆续降临
A dragon's roar rang out. Da Yu, the founding ruler of Great Xia, appeared in a besieged city. Every ruler who arrived was given Dragon Coins, with a maximum of one hundred and a minimum of negative ten. Each dynasty had its own besieged city. Da Yu: “I'm not naturally inclined to slaughter...” Tang of Shang: “As the ancestor of the Shang, I still have to look after my own children.” Ji Fa: “I really don't know Nezha, Yang Jian, or Lei Zhenzi!” Qin Shi Huang: “Standardize the axles, unify the wr
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Demon Suppressor 镇妖师
In the darkness, could something unspeakable be hiding? Beneath the night sky, whose paradise is this? Do they really exist? Are they figments of our ancestors' imagination, or are they lurking somewhere out of sight? Shh... Listen. They're right outside the door. This is the story of an ordinary person who encounters strange beasts and gradually grows stronger. The blurb doesn't do it justice. Give it a read and join him on the magnificent journey of his life.
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Genshin Impact: Nine Lifetimes of Endless Erosion 原神:九世轮回,我经历无数磨损
After transmigrating to Teyvat, Xiuyuan learns that the System requires him to experience nine lifetimes of reincarnation. In his first life, he becomes Hu Tao's grandfather. He teaches her manners, responsibility, and how to write limericks. “Once Grandpa is gone... remember to eat well... and sleep in your coffin less... Coffins are cold, and you'll catch a chill...” “Be good... Xiao Tao, smile more. When you smile... you really are beautiful...” In his second life, he awakens the se
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