I Need a Mind-Blowingly Disturbing Novel to Share With My Best Friend 急需污染精神极其炸裂的小说我要分享给好朋友看

1. 1 蝉 Cicada: I Only Have Seven Days to Live? 蝉：我七天就没了？ Poetry and the Universe诗与宇Sci-Fi & Apocalypse162k WordsOngoing Also known as "The Cicada's Seven-Day Molt" Cicadas trade seven years of darkness for seven days of light. We wager eternal night for a fleeting dawn. You think you’re fighting me? You’re fighting the law of entropy. The cicada thinks it’s shedding its shackles, but what it’s really shedding is the shell that kept it alive. When 1 + 1 = cicada, should you doubt arithmetic or the world? The perfect memory archive is a complete reforma —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Just you wait and see, they're all completely silent 🤔

2. 2 你 You Call This a Sanatorium? 你这是疗养院？ Poetry and the Universe诗与宇Urban209k WordsOngoing Also known as "The Wangchuan Sanatorium" In the near future, the year 2077: a cyberpunk age where technology and the occult have developed side by side, and neon lights coexist with ancient god totems in a forest of steel. Machines may be soulless, but human hearts are real. The darker the night, the brighter the sparks. Wangchuan stretches endlessly into the past; only those who cannot let go can guide the fated across. All things —Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 3 情 Love's Heartbreak, Dreams Reduced to Ashes 情殇之爱，碎梦成灰 Poetry and the Universe诗与宇Modern Romance10k WordsCompleted A Love Shattered, a Dream Reduced to Ashes —Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 4 创 Strike Against Mary Sue 创击玛丽苏 Runaway Man-Eating Flower在逃食人花Modern Romance23k WordsCompleted [Mary Sue + secret identity + melodrama] Liu Li, the world’s number-one princess, whose full name is Liu Li. Bingjing. Dieying. Feiwu. Ruoli’er. Xue. Luoying. Qiangwei Meigui Lei. Zidian. Shangxue, falls in love with Lei Ting, the world’s number-one prince, whose full name is Lei Ting. Gaba. Ye Ao Nai Wo He. Wudi. Kuang Zhua Ku Xuan. Baolong Zhanshi. Pili. She is obsessed with his breakdancing, bewitched by his arrogant, wicked charm, and even jumps off a building, donates her brain, and has hem 489Reads8.8Score105Shelves

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   It's absolutely mind-blowing! I was stunned after reading it. It's mentally polluting! You still need to read Mary Sue novels? After reading this, I guarantee you'll ascend to heaven! Okay, the first two are very famous. You can try the third one. I haven't read it yet. I was surprised to find that these Mary Sue novels all have the "fantasy romance" tag. (Summary in place)

5. 5 不 As Expected of Me, Gu Yongbingdie, the Magical Princess 不愧是我，魔法公主顾雍冰蝶 Little Lanlan小兰兰儿Modern Romance215k WordsCompleted She is the future heir to the world’s number-one conglomerate and a magical princess who wields a spellbook. Everyone loves her, every flower loves her, every blade of grass loves her! Birds sing for her, and even tigers and lions give up killing for her! Gu Yong Bingdie often asks the sky, the earth, and herself: Who am I, really? Why am I so irresistibly beautiful? But all three keep silent, unable to answer her questions. Then one day, a man descended like a god, slowly approaching from among 479Reads8.1Score100Shelves
6. 6 枯 A Withered Dream of Immortality 枯恙长生梦 Lotus Creek Encounter莲华溪逢Urban82k WordsOngoing “Several assaults and murders have recently taken place in our city. We urge all residents to avoid going out alone. If you must go out, please be careful.” Hong Yue looked at the 2D cat on the bed, dancing upright on its two feet, one paw covering its nose and the other waving around. “This... I think I'd better go to the hospital!” Hong Yue took her last 400 yuan and went out. That night “A Level Two Nightmare Incident has occurred at the city's psychiatric hospital.” 1. Memory is the reappear 12Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Dissociative identity disorder, schizophrenia, hallucinations, terminal illness, repression, indulgence, despair, emptiness—even if everything goes against my wishes, I will still find my own path to redemption! This urban fantasy novel is highly recommended. 1. Single female lead, and she and the male lead are each other's unrequited love. 2. The intense desire to live and the heart to protect those important to them made me incredibly excited; it's a fantastic read! (≧▽≦) Hum hum

7. 7 偷 Secretly Sinking with My Best Friend’s Boyfriend 偷偷和闺蜜男友一起沉沦 An Fusong安福松6k WordsCompleted Secretly Falling Into Ruin with My Best Friend’s Boyfriend 29Reads—Score—Shelves

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8. 8 这 This Is a Book You Can Never Finish 这是一本你无法看完的书 Blue-Haired Lightning青毛闪电Urban3.1M WordsOngoing [Official-style disclaimer] Synopsis [Important Notice] Dear reader, before reading this book, please make sure that you: Have purchased a high-value personal accident insurance policy, in case you laugh or rage yourself to death. Have had your brain fragmented and no longer harbor any illusions about the word “logic.” Have prepared blood pressure medication, emergency heart pills, and a pillow to throw. Overview of this book: Protagonist: A cross-species hybrid whose origins are a mystery, main 1.5kReads—Score137Shelves

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   Mental illness? No, no, no. Even a mentally ill person wouldn't write something like this. It's absolute mental pollution, an absolute attack on consciousness. Its existence is a desecration of logic, a mortal enemy of thought. Truly unbearable to behold, indescribable.

9. 9 赘 The Legend of the Son-in-Law: Peppa Pig Battles Nezha, the Third Prince 赘婿传说小猪佩奇大战哪吒三太子 En Zuo Fa La Li恩佐法拉利Anime Fanfiction614k WordsCompleted The Legend of the Live-In Son-in-Law: Peppa Pig Battles Nezha, the Third Prince! After reading this novel, the Milky Way's famous five-star reviewer, MacArthur, praised it as “the first philosophy lesson every adult should read!” Warning: This is a serious work of social satire, not a children's story. Please read with caution and a critical eye. This work is not for young readers! Younger readers must be supervised by someone with at least an undergraduate degree in philosophy!!! For a mysterio 63Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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   No joke, these books will kill people.

10. 10 他 He Said Love Came Too Late 他说爱情已迟暮 Plain Years素年Modern Romance2.5M WordsCompleted When Lu Huaizuo was a child, a master read his fortune and said he was destined to lack sweetness. He scoffed. Who cared about sweets? It wasn't until that drizzly day, when he brought her ashes home in his arms, that he understood what he lacked was her... Tang Su always thought love meant that you loved me, I loved you, and we were both happy together. It wasn't until Lu Huaizuo sent her to prison with his own hands, and she saw him sharing tender moments with another woman as she lay dying, t 2.4kReads7.4Score309Shelves
11. 11 世 No One in the World Is Like Her Anymore 世上无人再像她 Fo Jiu佛九Modern Romance40k WordsCompleted Shen Ange knew that love could leave you battered to the bone, but without love she would become a walking corpse. Stubbornly, she believed that life was long enough for her to wait until he came back to her. In the end, though, she could no longer hold on... 1.6kReads8.1Score174Shelves
12. 12 我 I’d Give You Everything but My Life 我的命，都不给你 Twelve Blossoms花花十二朵Modern Romance104k WordsCompleted The author got rained on, tore up the umbrella, and still kicked everyone into a filthy ditch. This story features all kinds of medical miracles. The male lead is lovesick and possessive, the female lead is hard to describe, and the supporting men and women are all outstanding. If you don't think the author's writing is exciting enough, head to the comments section! Surely something there will strike a chord. But enough of that. Here's the not-so-serious synopsis: Ji Mingshuo loved Xu Lingling w 747Reads8.8Score103Shelves
13. 13 厉 President Li, Your Wife Doesn’t Deserve to Die 厉总，夫人她罪不至死 The Music Never Ceases笙笙不息Modern Romance3.4M WordsCompleted Shen Zhichu had given him her whole heart for sixteen years, only to be told to leave with nothing, just so he could make room for the woman he had always loved. Li Jingshen thought he would be happy once that woman was gone, until he received her diagnosis... He rushed over in a panic, only to find her holding someone else’s hand. “Why didn’t you tell me you had stomach cancer?” “Weren’t you hoping I’d die sooner?” Shen Zhichu laughed scornfully. “Li Jingshen, I don’t want to spend the last of 8.9kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves
14. 14 蚀 A Love That Cuts to the Bone 蚀骨危情 Qi Lao You淇老游Modern Romance753k WordsCompleted Xia Weiming died, and Shen Xiujin personally sent Jian Tong to a women’s prison. During her three years behind bars, Shen Xiujin’s order to “take good care of her” changed Jian Tong beyond recognition. She was even “persuaded to donate a kidney” while in prison. Before she went in, Jian Tong said, “I didn’t kill her.” Shen Xiujin remained unmoved. After her release, Jian Tong said, “I killed Xia Weiming. I’m guilty.” Shen Xiujin’s face turned livid. “Shut up! Don’t let me hear you say that again 66.2kReads9.2Score5kShelves
15. 15 假 If I Had Never Loved You 假如不曾爱过你 Three Pine Nuts三只松子Modern Romance49k WordsCompleted Under the weight of all the abuse, Jian Xin has spent the past six months living like a slut. 503Reads8.5Score103Shelves
16. 16 到 In Another World, I Use Taoist Arts to Empty My Enemy's Warehouse 到了异世，我用道术搬空仇人仓库 Ling Ling Qi Xuan泠泠七炫Modern Romance913k WordsCompleted An alternate history setting. Please do not compare this story with real history! Gou Yunshu, a modern Daoist exorcist, was betrayed by her best friend during an exorcism. She was struck down by heavenly retribution, killed by a bolt of lightning. She transmigrated into the body of a young girl in the Great Xia Kingdom of the Republican era and discovered that her grandfather had been captured by the Japanese army. To rescue him, she took her younger siblings, bought a house, and left Laolongtan 1.3kReads—Score107Shelves

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    The story begins by slapping down awful relatives, then involves catching ghosts and farming.

17. 17 勾 A Hook of Hatred 勾恨 Hua Xi A Zhizi花袭阿枝子Modern Romance29k WordsCompleted [A nitpicking novel + no logic + urban tragic romance + crazy face-slapping + play the pig to eat the tiger + scheming twists + quick transmigration and reborn + metaverse] He is a poor boy from a fractured family! She is a rich heiress who controls the lifeblood of the global economy! He enters her city, and wins his way into her heart! A devoted yet ruthless first love, a lover driven mad by passion, a rival in love whose feelings run deep, sharp-tongued relatives, family members at each other 15Reads8.2Score—Shelves
18. 18 妖 Demon Monkey Wukong 妖猴悟空 A Vermilion Brush Touches Crimson Lips朱笔点绛唇Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted I am a demon monkey. I always thought that if I became a Buddha, I could marry Zixia. I thought I could stand as an equal among all the Buddhas and gods in the heavens. Until... I met my master. What the hell? Is that hulking, two-meter-tall monk with a green dragon tattoo, a massive gold chain, muscles bigger than mine, and a Zen staff weighing 108,000 jin really Tang Xuanzang? You're telling me I'm supposed to protect him? Why do I feel like he's the dangerous one? Damn it, Master, stop! 517Reads8.7Score—Shelves
19. 19 烂 The Rotten-Flesh Buddha 烂肉佛 Romance of Dry Bones枯骨浪漫Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Things get interesting when all the good people receive the punishment they deserve. A mass of rotting flesh crawls with maggots. The maggots raise their heads and look at Chou Zhengchu. “Chou Zhengchu, what do we look like to you?” “You look like Buddha to me!” 2kReads8.2Score272Shelves
20. 20 一 Confessions of a Mentally Ill Person 一个精神病人的自述 Multiply by Two乘二Mystery169k WordsCompleted Sometimes I wonder what I am, what the world is, and what my existence means to it. Am I an NPC? Or just a virus that doesn't matter? A virus, yes. I feel like I've caught some kind of virus, or maybe I've always been one. My name is Zhang Shun. I'm an ordinary person, and on an ordinary day, I suddenly saw things no one else could see... 1.5kReads9.3Score376Shelves
21. 21 十EN Ten Days to the End 十日终焉 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.7MReads9.9Score206.4kShelves
22. 22 番 Notes from the Tomato Novel Team 番茄小说团队随笔 Tomato Novel Team番茄小说团队297k WordsOngoing Hello, dear readers! This book is an original work by the Tomato Novel team. The first volume will introduce you to Tomato Novel in the form of essays. The second will take the form of a novel and reveal the people behind this app and their stories. We hope this helps you get to know us better! 22.9kReads8.4Score27.7kShelves
23. 23 玄 Xuanhuan: Can You Believe It? The Heavenly Dao Made Me Eat Her 玄幻：你敢相信？天道让我吃了她 The Humorous Dream Bear Brother幽默的梦熊兄Eastern Fantasy220k WordsOngoing [System]+ [Empress]+ [Empress]+ [Myriad Worlds] Since ancient times, heroes have always had beautiful women by their sides... As someone who transmigrated, Gu Qianfan is naturally no exception... Of course, the more beautiful women he has, the more enemies he makes... So what should he do? Option one: give away one or two of his beauties to resolve the enmity... Option two: slap the other guy to death... and let everyone know that no one gets to covet his women! As someone who transmigrated, Gu 2Reads6.6Score—Shelves

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    They're all great, especially suitable for your friend to watch.

24. 24 胡 Don’t Be Afraid, Tutu! Grandpa Niu Is the Dragon King God of War 胡图图别怕，牛爷爷我是龙王战神 The Setting Sun Lights the Dragon夕阳点龙Anime Fanfiction364k WordsOngoing He was a peerless genius the likes of whom appeared only once every 13.5 billion years. He once single-handedly held off a million alien invaders. He was once the strongest fighter in the entire universe. During a ten-year campaign, the woman he loved most left him, and his best friend betrayed him in secret. Heartbroken, he went into seclusion at Fandou Garden Estate. He had planned to stay out of worldly affairs, live quietly on tea and simple meals, and let his life run its course. But then h 1.4kReads9.1Score128Shelves

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    Dear fellow book lovers, the following are novels I've recently been reading. I recommend them to those of you experiencing a reading slump. I've accumulated over 5000 hours of reading time, and I've diligently finished every single novel. I've also joined the ranks of authors on Tomato Novels. I'm sharing my favorite novels with everyone, hoping to learn from fellow book lovers! 9728530508604

25. 25 我 I Am Meiyangyang, Empress of the Sheep Village 我羊村女帝美羊羊 De, Who Loves Snacks爱吃零食的得Anime Fanfiction25k WordsCompleted Long ago, there was a sheep village and an ordinary sheep. Yet through sheer obsession, she became an Empress, not to attain immortality. She only wanted to wait for you to return to this mortal world. Xi Yangyang! My man died fighting in the endless abyss. Lan Yangyang! My enemy, who killed Xi Yangyang in the endless abyss. I roasted him whole as a quasi-Immortal Emperor. I, Mei Yangyang, in the name of the Empress, seek not immortality, but only to meet you again in this mortal world. Xi Yangy 12Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 26 秦 The Legend of Qin: A Dream of Illusory Glazed Light 秦时明月之幻梦琉璃 Yanxi Huanruo嫣溪浣若Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted I woke up to find that Ying Zheng had come to my house?! I looked at the First Emperor of Qin, sitting on the sofa in boxers, a tank top, and flip-flops, staring at the television in shock. Then I looked at General Meng Tian, standing in the middle of the living room and brandishing a saber at the robot vacuum. Zili silently covered her face. Someone, please save me! I’m so exhausted!! 81Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 27 全 Global Game: I'm an Elegant Riddler 全球游戏：我是优雅的谜语人 A Real Master of Yin and Yang老阴阳人了Urban388k WordsOngoing [Riddle Master + Highbrow + Light Novel + Roleplay + No Heroine] After an accident, Mu Qing transmigrates twenty years into the past, to a time before the Game of the Gods descended upon the world and before the true gods made their appearance. The SSS-tier supreme talent known as “Prophet” comes back with him! He can see anyone’s future and the outcome of every game. From then on, Mu Qing sets out to turn himself into an elegant “riddle master.” What’s a riddle master? Someone who could speak p 3.6kReads9.3Score381Shelves

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    On the road to success, there will inevitably be failures. We must view and treat failure correctly. Those who are not afraid of failure will surely succeed; those who fear failure will be useless and will only fail more.

28. 28 只 As Long as They Have Health Bars, I'll Kill Even the Gods 只要有血条，神明也杀给你看 Don't Eat Fish Porridge不吃鱼粥Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Hunter: You can see the health bars of all things, and every attack is guaranteed to deal damage, even to gods!] [Stalker: Stealth through the darkness, hunt beneath the light!] [Executioner: The time for your sentence has come!] “Come on, come on, take a blade!” “Immortal? Once your health bar hits zero, you die!” “As long as it has a health bar, I can kill it, even if it’s a god!” The dark side of the world, a shattered map, strange creatures from the abyss... There is no light behind them, 130.3kReads9.3Score14.6kShelves
29. 29 逐 Chasing the Sword 逐剑 Cooked Laifu Pigeon煮熟的来福鸽Eastern Fantasy3.4M WordsCompleted [Traditional fantasy] [One female lead] [Lone cultivator] [No transmigration or rebirth] One day, if I hold a sword in my hand, even the saints of the world will bow their heads! One man, one dog, and one sword: together, they stir up a storm across the Six Provinces! After enduring the darkest moment of his life, the boy leaves the city at sunset with a sword on his back. How does he end up with white hair overnight, wearing a ghost mask and wielding a sharp blade, becoming the “Executioner” in 47.9kReads9.0Score5.8kShelves
30. 30 开 From the Start, I Ate the Campus Beauty 开局我吃了校花 Lamplighter秉灯人Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Everyone has imagined that there might be something mysterious in this world, right? Have you imagined taking a train to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Have you imagined a beautiful senior pulling up in a Ferrari to hand you an acceptance letter from Cassell College at the school gates? Have you imagined that when you feel lost and alone, a swordsman from an ancient sect will descend from the sky and tell you, “You’ve been chosen!”? Congratulations. Your fantasies have come true. Th 13.5kReads9.1Score1.4kShelves
31. 31 星EN Honkai: Star Rail: Dreaming of the Starry River 星穹铁道：揽星河入梦 A Stone Lion一头石狮子Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted [Honkai Impact 3rd] [Honkai: Star Rail] [Honkai: Star Rail] It was an evening when ashes fell from the sky. A woman stood at the entrance to an orphanage, holding a black umbrella. “Since your wish in this life has been fulfilled, come with me.” “I just want to make sure: you have a taciturn older brother and a younger sister addicted to the internet. You’re divorced and widowed, and your ex-husband is buried?” “Of course!” “And you guarantee this is a normal, loving family, not some notorious i 21.4kReads9.6Score2.3kShelves
32. 32 变 Living by Deception in a Horror World After Becoming a Girl 变成女孩子在惊悚世界靠欺诈度日 Big Hao Ren Ah Ah大郝仁啊啊Mystery1.8M WordsOngoing [Gender Transformation] [Comedy in a Horror World] [Healing Everyday Life] [Perfect Bedtime Reading for Insomnia] [Soothing, Soothing, Soothing, Not a Dark Story] At the very end of his life, cancer-stricken teenager Li Anxin felt an overwhelming desire to live. He was pulled into a horror game and awakened the talent called Con Artist. Whenever his talent succeeded, he could make anyone believe anything he said, unconditionally. Everything comes at a price. The Horror Game's master god made a d 60.9kReads9.6Score14.3kShelves
33. 33 震 Shocking: My Wife Is Breathtakingly Beautiful 震惊：我的妻子倾城倾国 Shatter the Firmament踏破苍穹Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted A revered god is betrayed by his subordinate. With his dying breath, he uses his primordial spirit to activate the Heaven-Devouring Spirit-Transforming Bell, destroying the villains who attacked him. He expects his soul to return to the cosmos, but instead, the bell carries his primordial spirit to the Douling Continent, where it enters the body of a useless live-in son-in-law. To make matters worse, the useless man’s wife is an unparalleled beauty with a face that could topple kingdoms! And so 70Reads5.5Score—Shelves

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    Without a decade-long history of mental illness, one cannot appreciate these books. Cthulhu is nothing compared to this; these are the real source of mental pollution!

34. 34 诸 Myriad Worlds: Solving the Exquisite Chess Puzzle from the Start 诸天：开局破了珍珑棋局 Shatter the Firmament踏破苍穹Male-Channel Fanfiction5.9M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the body of a scholar, Chu Jinglong learns that Su Xinghe has set up the Exquisite Chess Formation in the Deaf-Mute Valley ahead. Why bother taking the imperial examinations? Chu Jinglong goes straight to break the formation and receives Wuyazi’s seventy years of true instruction in the Beiming Divine Art. From then on, Shaolin Temple loses an unparalleled genius, while the martial world gains a scholar with deadly hands. The Poison-Handed Scholar breaks through the sha 8.7kReads5.3Score580Shelves
35. 35 神 The Divine Venerable Daddy 神尊奶爸 Shatter the Firmament踏破苍穹Urban1.7M WordsCompleted “This is the Divine Venerable’s daughter. Anyone who dares lay a finger on her can try me!” “Sweetheart, how about Daddy takes you to the ocean to catch a dragon?” “Sweetheart, how about Daddy takes you to the moon for a visit?” “Sweetheart, how about Daddy takes you to the heavenly peach orchard to eat peaches?” “No! I want you to be my horse!” The Divine Venerable could only shake his head helplessly and get down on all fours. “Giddy-up! Giddy-up! Giddy-up! Faster! Daddy, you’re so slow, like 156Reads7.6Score—Shelves
36. 36 打 How Can a Wage Slave Survive in a Melodramatic Novel? 打工人在狗血小说里如何苟活 Rain Eaves Daddy雨檐霸霸Modern Romance254k WordsCompleted Also known as How to Survive as an Office Worker in a Dogblood Novel and The Self-Cultivation of a Corporate Drone Complete. The ending may be a little rushed, but I finished it properly. It isn't abandoned. Li Fu accidentally transmigrated into a dogblood novel called The CEO's Runaway Little Wife. She didn't have a System giving her missions, a golden finger, or the role of the novel's heroine, the little wife. She was the CEO's personal secretary. She would help the CEO find love and witness 1.7kReads9.2Score247Shelves

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    The first two books are a bit outrageous, but not too outrageous (at least I've read them). Books 3-17 are a bit outrageous, like Lazy Sheep and Boiling Sheep? (I haven't read any of these). The last three are angst-filled stories to cleanse your eyes! Come and take a look at this excerpt from the first book: Liu Li Shang Xue has to learn all sorts of aristocratic etiquette. As the daughter of the world's number one family, Liu Li, Bing Jing, Die Ying, Fei Wu, Ruo Li Er, Xue, Luo Ying, Qiang Wei Mei Gui Lei, Zi Die, and Shang Xue are showered with love and affection. Look at this: what's wrong with our heroine, Liu Li, Bing Jing, Die Ying, Fei Wu, Ruo Li Er, Xue, Luo Ying, Qiang Wei Mei Gui Lei, Zi Die, and Shang Xue, being showered with love and affection? Right?

37. 37 我 I’m the Villain System: Turning Boiling Sheep Evil from the Start 我，反派系统，开局黑化沸羊羊 Minotaur Warrior牛头人战士Anime Fanfiction444k WordsCompleted Bai An is troubled. Why is it that other protagonists can rely on a System to reach the pinnacle of life after transmigrating, while he’s ended up with a villain System that only has basic functions? But what can he do? Since he can’t be human, Bai An will strive to become the strongest System there is! Bai An looks at a certain sheep being mocked for its crude manners and extends a friendly invitation. “Little sheep, are you content to be a simp... I mean, a licking sheep?” This book is 1.5kReads9.2Score115Shelves
38. 38 盘 The Ten Most Tragic Childhoods: Starting Out as Feiyangyang 盘点童年十大凄惨：开局沸羊羊 Fresh Tea in Early Summer半夏清茶Male-Channel Fanfiction253k WordsCompleted Qin Chuan obtains the Myriad Worlds Screening System. By screening tragic characters from childhood cartoons, he can earn rewards. Fei Yangyang: What did I ever do wrong? No matter what I do, Mei Yangyang doesn't like me! What is love! Big Big Wolf: I've been around for five hundred episodes and still haven't managed to eat any mutton. Tom Cat: So Big Big Wolf is just like me. I've gone my whole life without eating mouse meat, either. Bald Qiang: You stinking bears! You mess with me, Bald Qiang, 6Reads5.5Score—Shelves
39. 39 羊 Emperor of the Sheep Clan: Feiyangyang's Reversal 羊族大帝：沸羊羊的逆袭羊生 Spring Sleep, Unaware of Dawn春眠不觉晓Anime Fanfiction229k WordsOngoing "No System + Easy to follow + Feel-good power fantasy + Healing and relaxing" Heaven has entrusted a great task to Sheep Xiang, and must first distress his mind, toil his bones, and starve his body. Who would have thought that I, Fei Yangyang, would be reborn as an ancient demon sheep? The ridiculous part is that I spent ten years as a simp sheep. Just when I finally fell for someone, you made me lose so completely. Damn it! I'm done pretending. I'll come clean: this time, I, Fei Yangyang, am go 54Reads8.4Score—Shelves
40. 40 变 Turned into Pleasant Goat, Loved by Everyone 变成懒羊羊，处处惹人爱 Little Yunmeng小云梦Anime Fanfiction263k WordsCompleted [Xi Yangyang/Lan Yangyang pairing] [Crossover + food] After transmigrating into an anime world in Lan Yangyang's body, Lu Yan blended in with the sheep. At first, all he wanted was to laze around in Sheep Village, but an accident sent him to a world filled with bizarre monsters. He only wanted to open a barbecue shop, yet one after another, the main characters from anime worlds kept showing up~ Lan Yangyang took a liking to Conan's girlfriend, Xiaolan, and Xi Yangyang wouldn't stand for it! Xi 366Reads8.2Score—Shelves
41. 41 羊 The Sheep Tribe’s Chosen One, Lazy Goat, Starts by Conquering the Immortal Path 羊族圣体懒羊羊，从杀穿仙路开始 Spicy Sauce Xie Burou麻辣酱汁谢布柔Male-Channel Fanfiction160k WordsOngoing Lazy Goat became the Desolate Ancient Sacred Body. From the start, he set foot on the Ancient Starry Road, crushing peerless prodigies and slaughtering his way to the top until no one dared claim supremacy. Village Chief Slow Goat never imagined that the five little lambs he had raised would each have such terrifying talent. The Divine Goat Body, Pleasant Goat; the Arm-Breaking Berserker Body, Force Goat... Even Lazy Goat, who always seemed so lazy, was a sacred body of the Goat Clan. As Lazy Go 18Reads6.7Score—Shelves
42. 42 喜 A Pleasant Goat Fanfic Featuring Qiu Shenglang and Hu Yi 喜羊羊球胜狼虎翼同人 Star Rice Cake星米糕Two Male Leads685k WordsOngoing [Reposting and plagiarism are prohibited] Pleasant Goat, do you really think you can get away? Tiger Wing, and Wolvez? You actually exist! You did a great job on the mission. As a reward, we'll give the two of us to you. Looks like I'm going to die. Would you like a healthy heart so you can come back to life? With the help of the System, the quest to save the heart begins. Saving the Heart If you dare run, I'll turn you into a lambskin doll. I'm cold to everyone else, but I'll be very good to yo 4Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 43 美 Meiyangyang and Feiyangyang Are Actually Dragon King Warlords 美羊羊，沸羊羊竟是龙王战神 A Year and a Half一岁月半Urban104k WordsOngoing At the Sheep Village’s annual Pretty Sheep marriage contest, the contenders include domineering CEO Pleasant Goat, a reincarnated divine king in the form of a gazelle prince, Swift Goat, who has a System, and Force Goat, who drops the act and reveals that he’s the Dragon King, a god of war. No angst, no toxic or outrageous content, high-IQ characters, villains who don’t get dumbed down, a masterpiece, and nonstop laughs. 11Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 44 国 National Fate: I'm the Lazy Emperor of the Sheep Clan, and I Crush the Forbidden Lands 国运：我！羊族懒天帝，打爆禁地 I Want to Take Off我欲起飞Urban231k WordsOngoing Bai Yue Kui is a constant, but her teammates keep changing. When forbidden lands descended, contestants were chosen from among the nations. The three sheep from the Green Green Grasslands entered the forbidden land to compete. Mei Yang Yang, so sweet and coy! Fei Yang Yang, the king of simps! Lan Yang Yang, with a mouth full of colorful curses! “One pretty face and three alpacas? The fate of the Dragon Nation is doomed!” “Wow, Lan Yang Yang is so soft and adorable!” “Mei Yang Yang is getting roa 88Reads8.0Score—Shelves
45. 45 童 Childhood Nightmare: First, Let Big Big Wolf Catch a Little Lamb 童年噩梦：先让灰太狼吃到小肥羊 Reborn in Snow浴雪重生Anime Fanfiction342k WordsCompleted Wolffy hasn't eaten a sheep in 2,633 episodes. Hurry and help him catch a little lamb! As a human, can you bear to see humanity go without quality fruit? Hurry and help conquer Flower-Fruit Mountain so you can pick its fruit! Cars are our good friends. Can you bear to see the beasts destroy them? Hurry and help the Car Clan wipe out the Beast Clan! Mice are humanity's enemies. Can you bear to see adorable kitties bullied by mice? Come help Stingy Cat wipe out the Five Mice! Xia Changge real 48Reads8.0Score—Shelves
46. 46 众 All Sheep, Rise and Welcome the Return of Heavenly Emperor Lazy Sheep 众羊修起立，恭迎懒羊羊天帝回归 Henan Fire God河南火神Anime Fanfiction118k WordsOngoing [Absurd + Hilarious + Wacky + Summoning!] Who in this world dares claim to be invincible? Of course, it’s me, Lazy Goat, the Lazy Heavenly Emperor! That day, the wolf clan invaded the village under the leadership of the peerless Great Emperor, Big Big Wolf. Lazy Goat, invincible in this world, made a powerful entrance. Together with Dragon King Red Wolf, he defeated Big Big Wolf and his wife. “At the peak of the Immortal Realm, I reign above all. With me, Lazy Emperor, the heavens exist!” That d 26Reads5.7Score—Shelves
47. 47 开 Three War Gods of Sheep Village from the Start: I Founded a Mysterious Organization 开局羊村三战神，我创立神秘组织 The Youth of an Old Dream故梦的青春Male-Channel Fanfiction501k WordsOngoing Qin Cheng transmigrated into a world teeming with danger, where gods and demons roamed freely. “Damn it!” Qin Cheng was stunned. How was anyone supposed to survive in a place this dangerous? Luckily, he awakened the God-Creating System. As long as the mysteries he created were realistic enough to earn the people’s belief and recognition, he would receive rewards. The only problem was that the System’s source material seemed a little unreliable. Goat Village, SpongeBob, Boonie Bears, Armor Hero, 19Reads6.8Score—Shelves
48. 48 天 If the Heavens Had Never Brought Flandre to Birth, the Wolf's Way Would Have Been an Endless Night 天不生我灰太狼，狼道万古如长夜 Rest at the Hour of the Ox丑时休Anime Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted There were no gods in this world, but now that I, the king, have arrived, I am God! Standing atop all kings, Grey Wolf looks down upon every living soul beneath the heavens. But after completing his mission to sweep all before him and rule supreme for all eternity, he receives a new task: protect the lambs... This book is also known as The Domineering Wolf King: Red Wolf’s Surrender, Where Can My Darling Red Wolf Run?, and Pleasant Goat, Stop Jumping, You’re Scaring Me. 621Reads7.2Score103Shelves
49. 49 斗 Dragon Warrior: Reborn as a Baby Dragon, I’ll Crush the Villains 斗龙：穿成宝贝龙，打爆反派 Everyone Here Looks Like a Dragon to Me我看在座各位都像龙Anime Fanfiction456k WordsCompleted Chen Sheng transmigrates to the world of Dragon Warrior, but unlike everyone else, he isn't human anymore! Watching one villain after another get beaten down, Chen Sheng says with a completely straight face, “The strength I have today is all thanks to my own hard work!” “Crimson, give me some points!” (I wrote this thinking back to my childhood. I thought there was no way it would get a contract, but somehow it did. What a surprise.) 4.6kReads9.5Score409Shelves
50. 50 口 Pocket Monsters: The Strongest Team Rocket 口袋精灵：最强火箭队 Ye San叶三Anime Fanfiction2.1M WordsCompleted Reborn in the world of Pokemon, he became a member of Team Rocket. From the start, he bound himself to a System and got a rare Shiny Magikarp. His opponent had the power of the plot on their side? No problem. I promptly locked Ash and his Pikachu in a tiny room. With all these buffs, watch how Ye Tong takes on the Elite Four with his fists and kicks Ash to the curb, leading his own Pokemon to make Team Rocket the strongest in history. 2.8kReads8.6Score261Shelves

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