Feeling So Down Lately. Any Funny Books to Cheer Me Up? 📖 最近太压抑了 求个搞笑点的书📖

1. 1601 让 I Asked You to Conquer Him, and You Turned the Unhinged Guy Into a Caged Canary? 让你攻略，你把疯批养成金丝雀？ Little Iron Leftover小铁剩Ancient Romance304k WordsCompleted After Zuo Qiao died, she was bound to a task System. Once she checked off all her missions, she could be reborn as a rich woman. Zuo Qiao grinned, congratulating herself on having died so well. But the next day, a mission to kiss someone by force appeared on her list of good deeds. Zuo Qiao: “...?” She turned to look at the blind target and began to have second thoughts. Wasn't this taking advantage of someone and bullying an honest person? The only response was ten thousand volts of silen 11.5kReads9.0Score1.6kShelves

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   Let me check what I've been watching lately, this one, hahaha.

2. 1602 双 Double the Fame 《双双成名》 Earn Money to Raise a Piggy Bun挣钱养猪包8k WordsCompleted Double Fame —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It's a short story, a bit funny [shy]. Hope you like it.

3. 1603 沙 The Goofy Female Side Character Can't Hang On Anymore. I'm Done, I'll Run You All Over 沙雕女配苟不住，麻了，创飞你们 Pause and Forget且停且忘Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + mind-reading + everyone’s favorite + wealthy families + wild imagination + unhinged slacking] Gu You’an was devastated to discover that she was the villainess in a novel. She’d wanted to change everyone’s stereotypical view of villainesses, but the unhinged, lazy, clueless villainess was basically modeled on her. Just great.jpg Her motto was: If there are tigers on the mountain, don’t go there! Couldn’t she just stay away? Her scheme was as fierce as a tiger, but the r 11.2kReads9.1Score1kShelves

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   This book has no romantic pairing, it's incredibly funny and enjoyable. The female lead is quite silly; she's either causing trouble or on her way to causing trouble every day. The whole book is full of laughs.

4. 1604 什 What Do You Mean, a Dragon-Blooded Protagonist Raised Another Dragon-Blooded Protagonist? 什么叫做龙傲天养了另一个龙傲天 Jiang Dao将道Two Male Leads142k WordsOngoing The rating just came out and is sure to rise. [A charming, black-bellied, scheming dragon-prince beauty with a sweet exterior x a straightforward dragon-prince, fallen genius, devoted husband] [Two male leads / Cultivation / The protagonist can read the love interest’s mind / The love interest transmigrates into a book / Both are each other’s only one, 1v1 / They dote on each other] From the moment Long Yuyan was still inside his egg, the first voice he heard was Tan Wenjing’s. The first person 300Reads7.4Score121Shelves

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   Same author. I haven't read the first book yet, so I don't know. The second book is really, really good, especially funny. It's so good!

5. 1605 打 Building a Scenic Attraction, My NPCs Are from Ancient Times! 打造景区，我的NPC来自古代！ Braised Eggplant Casserole红烧茄子煲Urban1.4M WordsOngoing [The short drama adaptation is now available] Qin Yao had just arrived in a parallel world when he inherited a tourist attraction! But to his surprise, it was on the verge of bankruptcy. There weren’t any attractions to speak of, and he couldn’t even afford to hire NPCs. He was about to sell the place, since the land alone was worth a fortune. But Qin Yao never expected to bind himself to an NPC System! The System had only one function: it could bring people from the pages of history to work as 69.7kReads9.2Score6.4kShelves

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   🎉🎉🎉🎉I won't allow you to miss this book! Don't just look at the title, go read the whole thing! ❗❗❗❗ If you're a seasoned bookworm looking for something to read, give this a try. I stumbled upon it myself; I'd seen it several times before but the title always turned me off. I accidentally clicked on it and it was pretty good. It has humor, and it's not as cringeworthy as some other similar books. The characters are very well-developed, and the author writes well. I highly recommend it; it's a very interesting book.

6. 1606 你 Don’t Even Think About Reincarnating 你们一个都别想重生 Hua Maobai花毛白Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Everyday school life + sunny heroine + no reincarnation or transmigration + warm and healing] [Special notice: The heroine won't have a romance. Other characters may have romantic storylines.] After narrowly escaping death, Gu Qinghuan partnered with the System and enrolled in Class Three, Year One, at a private high school. [Someday in the future, your classmates may be reborn.] [Before then, they will be deceived, hated, attacked, and destroyed,] [Your mission is to stop them from being rebor 29.4kReads9.5Score4.3kShelves

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   The first one is hilarious; the protagonist transmigrates, but the main problem is that he doesn't even transmigrate into human form. The second one isn't funny, but it's very heartwarming; it's more of a redemption story. You might want to check it out if you're feeling depressed. The third one is somewhat similar to Natsume's Book of Friends; after reading it, you'll feel a warm glow from the corpses [smirk].

7. 1607 邪 Evil God Moran! 邪神墨然！ Three Winds 11三风11Mystery3.1M WordsCompleted Why does the headless ghost in the hospital keep praying at midnight? Why does the skin-stealing ghost in the desolate mountain village wail without stopping? And why does the long-haired female ghost in the studio apartment shriek in the middle of the night? None of this is a distortion of human nature, much less a collapse of morality. It’s just that… someone’s having an episode! In an age when horror has returned and vengeful ghosts run rampant, Bai Yuan, dressed in a hospital gown, smiled ca 154.1kReads9.3Score16.1kShelves

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   The second book on the list is also quite good.

8. 1608 你 You’re a Chosen One? Funny, I Used to Be One Too 你是龙傲天？好巧，我以前也是 Jiang Dao将道Two Male Leads631k WordsCompleted A retired Dragon-Aotian cultivator of the Heartless Path actually finds a young Dragon-Aotian who transmigrated into the modern world after being run over by a spirit-powered carriage? [Two Male Leads + Younger Partner + Ancient-to-Modern Transmigration + Slightly Chuunibyou + Deadpan Comedy + Mutual First Love + Equally Matched + A Touch of Ensemble Cast] Leng Daocheng used to be a Dragon-Aotian, though he might as well have been a Dragon-Aotian of the world. Armed with the Dragon-Aotian templa 16.4kReads9.3Score3.2kShelves
9. 1609 诡EN Supernatural Awakening: I Can Become a Demon King 诡异复苏：我能化身大妖 Fallen Leaves Return to the Earth叶落归泥Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted [Ghost Stories + Journey to the West + Hilarious Comedy + Sunny Boy + Mental Illness + Positive-Energy Sayings] As the supernatural revived and the uncanny world fell into chaos, Jiang Chen awakened the Demon Transformation System. By provoking emotional fluctuations in ghosts and monsters, he could absorb ghost energy and use it to draw Demon Transformation Cards, taking on the forms of great demons from Journey to the West. Faced with all kinds of violent, savage, strange, and sinister ghost 177.1kReads9.5Score18.3kShelves
10. 1610 1 1026: A Wanderer's Tale 1026流浪记 The Golden Axe and the Silver Axe金斧头银斧头Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Slow Transmigration] System 1026 was born with a disability due to an accident. Its greatest wish is to gather enough energy to upgrade itself, bind to a steady, easygoing Host, and transmigrate together to earn energy points. Binding a Host is no easy task. Hosts have their own temperaments, the worlds are colorful, and the Hosts are all kinds of strange. System 1026’s arduous search for a Host is about to begin. The protagonist is the System. In each world, the human protagonist could be anyo 4.7kReads9.2Score650Shelves
11. 1611 星 Stellar-Core Prodigy: The Bottom-Ranked Good-for-Nothing Becomes a Legend 星核天才：垫底废柴她居然封神了 Qing Yi Loves Shark Carving倾译爱吃鲨雕Sci-Fi & Apocalypse131k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + face-slapping + going off the rails + a cast of lunatics + unhinged banter] An unserious, face-slapping coming-of-age power fantasy. Whoever shows up, they're all complete weirdos to begin with~ Dead last in every subject, timid and easy to bully, Party Yehong is laughed at by everyone at the Mecha Academy. They call her a good-for-nothing dunce, a bottom-feeder who doesn't belong among the elite. No one knows that this seemingly helpless girl is the last descendant of an ancien 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Super cute and hilarious silly articles by amazing people!

12. 1612 我 I Evolved Billions of Curses 我进化了亿万诅咒 Soda Sea Salt Crackers苏打海盐饼干Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Chinese-Style Horror + Twists + Humans Scaring Ghosts] The supernatural returned, ferocious ghosts broke loose, and unimaginable horrors appeared in the real world. As night fell over the city, nightmares engulfed everyone. Jiang Fan gained the power to develop abilities by studying ghosts. As long as he kept scaring them, he could become the greatest terror in the darkness. The more terrified they were, the greater the power he gained. Then he discovered that his potential had been unleas 4.3kReads8.6Score450Shelves
13. 1613 战 Warring States: I Rose to Power by Scamming Nine Farewell Drinks 战国：骗喝九次壮行酒的我崛起了 Sallow Little Face小脸蜡黄Historical1.0M WordsCompleted [Warring States Era] [Master Schemer] [System] [Conquer the Realm] [Chinese Style] [Lay Low] Also known as: The Most Stubborn Soldier of the Warring States Era: He Fakes His Farewell Toast Nine Times. His Commander Begs, “Please, Just Don’t Come Back Alive!” “Does your family make a living collecting condolence money at funerals?” After transmigrating into the chaotic Warring States Era, my superior sends me to my death. I fake my farewell toast nine times and return safe and sound. With my prof 3.4kReads9.0Score198Shelves

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    They're classic, good-looking, no kidding. They're serious about being funny, it's really hilarious, you'll laugh like a pig, and people will knock on my door in the middle of the night telling me to be quiet.

14. 1614 黏 Claymancers Are Weak? Ever Heard That Art Is an Explosion? 黏土师弱？可曾听闻艺术就是爆炸 The Puppet Taoist傀儡道人Urban2.7M WordsCompleted [Wildly satisfying] [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Invincible protagonist] [Genius protagonist] [Art is Patrick Star] The myriad races invade, and humanity teeters on the brink of extinction. To save itself, the will of the world gives everyone a chance to awaken a profession at age seventeen and fight back! Li Xiao transmigrates into this world, only to awaken the useless lifestyle profession of clay artist! Who could have guessed that he would awaken a second lifestyle profession too: demolition expe 67.5kReads7.8Score6.6kShelves

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    The sect's sweeping monk gave the new disciple a nudge, "What's wrong, old man? You're not convinced? Watch me self-destruct!" "No, brother, aren't you from a righteous sect?" This isn't a soul-summoning banner, it's the Human Emperor Banner.

15. 1615 末 The Doomsday Giant Turtle: The Nation Helps Me Farm Passive Skills 末日巨龟，国家帮我刷被动 Fishing Village Island Lord渔村岛主Sci-Fi & Apocalypse337k WordsCompleted [Evolution + Lighthearted + Fun + No Longer Human] Wu Yan was reborn as a turtle. He'd planned to peacefully live out his days as a long-lived turtle, die of old age in this apocalypse-like world, and then be reborn. But he realized something seemed off! [You've obtained the passive ability: Grasp of the Undying!] [You've obtained the passive ability: Heartsteel!] [You've obtained the passive ability: Spiked Shell!] [You've obtained the passive ability: Thornmail!] … So Wu Yan decided to grow b 500Reads7.8Score100Shelves
16. 1616 三 The Language of the Three Corpses 三尸语 Luo Xiaoyang洛小阳Mystery1.1M WordsOngoing You’ve heard of people who died with their eyes open, but have you ever heard of a dead person whose mouth wouldn’t close? His grandfather’s death turns the life of a broke college student upside down. A corpse glares, a soul is hooked; a corpse opens its mouth, and disaster strikes twice. As one bizarre incident after another unfolds, he accidentally discovers that there’s far more to it than ghosts… 69.7kReads9.3Score10.8kShelves
17. 1617 弹 Bullet Comments! The Handsome, Tragic Senior Brother Makes the Sect Give Him a Center-Stage Funeral 弹幕！美强惨师兄让宗门C位出殡 The Actual Demoness妖精本妖Two Male Leads425k WordsCompleted 16.3kReads9.2Score3.1kShelves

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    Fairy's writing style has a touch of humor, and her latest serialized book is hilarious, hahaha!

18. 1618 惊EN Terror: I Only Sell Haunted Houses 惊悚：我只卖凶宅 Nicholas Goudan尼古拉斯狗蛋Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted Rooms where unnatural deaths have occurred are collectively known as haunted houses. There are two kinds: “blue houses” and “red houses.” Living people can stay in blue houses without harm, but anyone who lives in a red house is doomed to die. I work as a real estate agent. One day, I accidentally sold a red house, and afterward, I began encountering terrifying things… 26.5kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves
19. 1619 清EN After the Cool, Reserved Omega Tells the Truth, the Top Alpha Grabs Him by the Waist 清冷O说真话后，顶A掐住他细腰 The Actual Demoness妖精本妖Two Male Leads324k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + ABO + ensemble of domineering CEOs + Truth System + livestreaming + hilarious comedy + face-slapping + showbiz] Chen Bei is transported into a melodramatic ABO novel about a group of domineering CEOs, where he becomes a disposable special assistant. He works diligently and tirelessly, finally becoming the top assistant who caters to his boss’s every need. But just before he can bow out after completing his mission, a System bug forces him to bind a golden finger. One second, Ch 4.8kReads9.4Score616Shelves
20. 1620 重 Reborn as a Giant Carp: It Starts with Tormenting Anglers! 重生大鲤子，从折磨钓鱼佬开始！ Vitamin T维生素TUrban133k WordsOngoing (The protagonist is a mutated beast | System | Beast novel | Never turns human | Fishing | Devours other beasts to evolve and level up | Whether or not you like fishing, you can enjoy this | Nuclear pollution mutation) Aoyu Run, an avid angler, was reborn as a carp! Then he discovered that anglers were trying to catch him! Want to catch me? I was a seasoned angler in my previous life! I know all your tricks inside out! So people fishing by the Yangtze River were horrified to discover that the fi —Reads6.2Score—Shelves
21. 1621 手 With an AK in Hand, I Make Nuclear Bombs and Start Fights at the Drop of a Hat 手拿ak搓核弹，一言不合就开干 Tangerine Within a Tangerine桔中桔Eastern Fantasy104k WordsCompleted Lin Yue unexpectedly drops dead and transmigrates to a fantasy world where the strong rule, the weak are treated like fodder, demons and monsters roam alongside humans, and countless lives are lost in battle. To make matters worse, he was born with blocked meridians and cannot cultivate. Just as he rails against the heavens for their injustice, a mechanical voice sounds in his mind. [Ding! The modern-day ultimate System has successfully activated!] Congratulations, Host! You have received the be 6Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 1622 恶EN The Villain Goes Viral on a Variety Show, and the Yandere Says, Stay Away, Okay? 恶人综艺爆红，病娇离远点啊喂 The Actual Demoness妖精本妖Two Male Leads601k WordsCompleted [Max-level expert reborn + feel-good story + face-slapping + putting scumbags in their place + showbiz + variety shows + absurd comedy + yandere + sweet romance] In his previous life, Xie Chen was abused to death by the family that adopted him. He bound himself to a System to seek revenge. At last, after clearing every stage in the world and earning an A rating across the board, he was reborn. When he opened his eyes again, he was back in the days when he was infamous and polarizing. Looking at 25.5kReads9.6Score4.4kShelves
23. 1623 怪 Strange Tales Livestream! 怪谈直播间！ Stone Giant Monster石头巨怪Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted Welcome to the Rules of the Strange. This is a battle of blood and fire, a test of wit and courage. The power of words cannot be resisted, and the eerie rules must not be broken. In a seemingly hopeless situation, find the one correct answer, break free of your constraints, and search for a way to survive. 173.7kReads9.7Score17.9kShelves
24. 1624 全 Player of All: Working Nine to Five Across the Myriad Heavens 全民玩家：我在诸天朝九晚五 Lan Liang蓝凉Urban1.0M WordsOngoing [Invincible] + [Multiple Female Leads] + [Myriad Realms] + [Workers Never Put Up with Unfair Treatment] After a meteor shower wiped out Sakura Country, spiritual qi revival swept across the globe. Countless people on Blue Star became players who could be summoned to work in the Myriad Worlds! Mu An activated the Strongest Worker System. Just by working nine to five, he could trigger countless god-tier rewards! One-Punch Hero, Infinite Forbidden Spells, Ultimate Tycoon, Undead Calamity, Miraculou 1.8kReads8.0Score180Shelves
25. 1625 再 Keep Hiding Any Longer, and the Apocalypse Will Be Over 再苟下去，末世都要结束了 Bronze Gourd青铜葫芦Sci-Fi & Apocalypse510k WordsCompleted A man with the face of Zhong Kui; a War King so alluring he seems almost demonic; a lecherous Daoist priest who looks like a kappa. This is an unconventional apocalypse seen through the eyes of ordinary people. Full of blood, flesh, and moral conviction. A fresh perspective on the world. (No transmigration, no rebirth, no System, no supernatural powers) 13.8kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves

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    [Laughing][Laughing][Laughing] Humorous, funny, and full of positive energy! [Laughing and crying][Laughing and crying][Laughing and crying] The male lead, Yu Kui, is a bit unkempt. He's been on countless blind dates, but he's still single. Just as he's about to go on his last blind date, the apocalypse arrives. That's it! He's lost all his blind date opportunities! [Laughing][Laughing][Laughing]

26. 1626 娱 The Monkey King of Showbiz, Each Monkey Better Than the Last 娱乐圈里吗喽王，一猴更比一猴强 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance333k WordsCompleted Why are you reading the blurb? Look at me! [Showbiz + absurd comedy + one-on-one romance + no logic + unhinged] [Unhinged actress Qiao Ling × lovesick young heir Xi Fei, both inexperienced] Also known as: “After Transmigrating into a Book, I Became a Monkey in Showbiz” “Hey, Is It Just Me, or Are Her Haters Acting Weird?” Qiao Ling transmigrated into a book only to go bankrupt, owing a billion yuan and saddled with countless haters. Just after getting off the plane, an agitated hater made her sl 523Reads8.9Score107Shelves

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    I highly recommend these books.

27. 1627 污EN I’ll Own Every Accusation, But Don’t Cry When I Wipe Out Your Whole Clan! 污蔑我全认，灭你全族可别哭！ Tipsy Chick微醺的鸡仔Eastern Fantasy4.2M WordsCompleted [Fantasy premise + System + villain + no saintly behavior + ruthless and decisive] Qin Luo transmigrates to another world and becomes the Holy Son of the Taixu Sacred Land, standing trial. His unrequited love, his fiancée, and the protagonist accuse him of being a spy for the Heavenly Demon Sect. Every disciple of the Sacred Land denounces him. “Qin Luo murdered his fellow disciples to cultivate demonic arts, the legendary Heaven-Devouring Demonic Art!” “Qin Luo isn't an orphan. He must have joi 89.2kReads8.4Score10.2kShelves

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    [Shy][Shy][Heart] Qin Luo transmigrated to another world and became the Holy Son of the Taixu Holy Land, who was being judged. Accused by his beloved fiancée and the protagonist of being a spy for the Heavenly Demon Sect, all the disciples of the Holy Land condemned him. "Qin Luo killed his fellow disciples to cultivate demonic arts, the legendary Devouring Heaven Demon Art!" "Qin Luo isn't an orphan; he must have joined our Holy Land with a mission—to overthrow our Taixu Holy Land!" "I saw it with my own eyes: Qin Luo entered the forbidden area and stole our Taixu Holy Land's sacred artifact, the Taixu Bell!" "A year ago, Qin Luo infiltrated the Scripture Pavilion and stole the Four Symbols Sword Technique!" "Senior brother, just confess! I'll plead for you, cripple your cultivation, and spare your life. Don't make another mistake."

28. 1628 算EN Fortune-Telling? My Life Is Yours! The Aloof, Alluring Best Actor's Sweet Pampering and Clinging Coaxing 算命？命给你！冷欲影帝甜宠缠哄 The Actual Demoness妖精本妖Two Male Leads427k WordsCompleted [Two Powerful Leads + Male-Male Romance + Yandere + Metaphysics + Showbiz + Comedy + Sweet Romance] After dying in a car accident, the deranged top-tier star and metaphysics master Jian Ran is bound to a System, and transmigrates into a melodramatic romance novel as a disposable stand-in. So... CEO A: “He's back. I suggest you pack your bags and leave tonight. Fill in whatever amount you want on the check.” Jian Ran: “?” I've been catching ghosts and protecting houses for ages. Is he finally pay 8.3kReads9.5Score1.4kShelves
29. 1629 菠 Prince Jackfruit's 40th Book 菠萝蜜王子第40本书 Pineapple Prince菠萝蜜王子Urban304k WordsOngoing Director Chi Yiguang, why are you so determined to make bad movies? “What bad movies? I’ve never made a bad movie.” “Island of Terror, A Female Cop’s Career, High Spirits, About Love, Female Cop on the Beat... You don’t consider those bad movies?” “No.” “But apart from having their lead actresses show off their figures and play up the sex appeal, those movies have no plot at all.” “Watch your wording. That’s art.” Chi Yiguang: “Once a body becomes art, it is the most sacred thing of all, and I’m 1.1kReads8.1Score—Shelves
30. 1630 主 The Protagonist Reaches for a Dish, I Spin the Table: There Are Still More Bad People Than Good 主角夹菜我转桌，世上还是坏人多 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance163k WordsOngoing [Entertainment industry + no romance + patriotism + metaphysics + an entire cast of goofballs + unhinged antics] Chu Sui, eldest daughter of the Chu family in the capital and future successor of Huaguo, was at the peak of her glory when a woman claiming to be a quick transmigration task-taker took over her body for two years. During those two years, the woman entered the entertainment industry and, in order to serve as a foil for the original heroine, Cheng Jin, covered herself in scandals. Rest 295Reads7.8Score100Shelves
31. 1631 我 My Pale Life 我苍白的一生 The Internet Cafe Attendant Adds Instant Noodles网管加泡面Mystery339k WordsCompleted My name is Zhang Yuan, though my childhood nickname was Ergou. I'm male, born in 1990. Everyone encounters all kinds of strange, inexplicable things in life. By the way, do you believe in ghosts? 507Reads8.4Score101Shelves
32. 1632 黄 No. 81 on the Yellow Springs Road 黄泉路81号 Ye Wusheng夜无声Mystery1.9M WordsCompleted Night blankets the city, and the things lurking in the shadows begin to stir. The raccoon dog granny who eats raw meat, the fitness girl with fish scales growing on her back. The wild foxes who approach people by the roadside, and the little convenience store in the cemetery. I've experienced all of these. And it all began after I witnessed a car accident... 41.7kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves
33. 1633 综 Variety Show: I'm a Star, So Why Did You Give Me a Spooky Skill? 综艺：我明星，你给我阴间技能？ Strolling in the Night Breeze漫步夜风Urban596k WordsCompleted Lin Chen, who has transmigrated into this world as a fresh-faced young man, joins a reality show called Career Challenge. But no one expects him to send the entire production off the rails. “We asked you to deliver food, so why are you playing five games at once for customers at an internet cafe, with a 10–0 score after ten minutes?” “We asked you to act like a beggar, so why are you smashing stones on your chest in the street, pounding your head with bricks like your life depends on it?” “We as 17.9kReads9.0Score1.5kShelves
34. 1634 惊 What?! The Big Shot Keeps Trying to Get Himself Killed at the Rules-Based Horror University 惊！大佬在规则怪谈大学不断作死 Magistrate Qian Duoduo钱多多知府Mystery293k WordsCompleted [Endless flow + all-female team + no romance + silly, brainless wish fulfillment] One day, everyone received an email titled “New Student Enrollment Guide.” Qiu Yue Bai called the admissions hotline listed in the guide: “Hello, hello, does our dorm use solar energy or lunar energy? Are meals and lodging included? Do we get weekends off?” It was the first day after she quit her job, and also the first day she was accepted to Silent Hill University. [The Uninvited Roommate] There are four bed 502Reads8.9Score103Shelves
35. 1635 午 The Midnight Pawnshop: The Living Must Keep Away 午夜当铺，活人回避 Chong Xiayueban虫下月半Mystery4.0M WordsOngoing [Traditional Supernatural Horror] [Chinese Folk Customs] [Unorthodox Trade] [Tales of Evil Objects] [No Romance] This is a strange pawnshop that deals exclusively in sinister objects with special value! When something goes against the natural order, evil must be at work! Some things simply should not exist in this world! Coins stuffed into the mouths of the dead, an executioner's blade, grave mushrooms, flesh lingzhi, Kunlun fetuses... Evil objects can harm people, but they can also help them! T 278.5kReads9.4Score24.3kShelves
36. 1636 我 I'm Li Long, and I've Got a Long Spear. Even Wolves Won't Stop Me 我李龙有一杆长枪，有狼也照打 Chen Songzi Loves Boiled Rice Noodles爱吃煮米粉的陈松子Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Li Long, the strongest soldier of the new century, dies a heroic death on a peacekeeping mission. By a twist of fate, he is reborn in the 1980s. In an age of famine when people can barely afford to eat, he puts his skills to use in the vast mountains, hunting bears, catching rabbits, and fishing. From then on, his family enjoys meat with every meal and fish every day. He also makes the acquaintance of a military leader, answers the call to enlist, and becomes a new-generation soldier king in thi 250Reads8.8Score103Shelves

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    I'd like to recommend a new book.

37. 1637 陈 Old Haunts 陈年诡事 Bamboo Shoot Bandit夺笋侠Mystery2.8M WordsOngoing There is only one disease in the world, and it's called poverty. There is only one kind of ghost in the world, and it's called a poor ghost. My name is Chen Xiaofei. I'm a high school sophomore who's both afflicted with the disease of poverty and a poor ghost. 31.4kReads8.5Score2.6kShelves
38. 1638 丝 Silk Road Jade Chronicles: The Tale of Li Chongan, Jade Keeper 丝路玉鉴：守玉丞李崇安传 White Prism LEE白棱镜LEE38k WordsCompleted Jade Appraisal Along the Silk Road: The Story of Li Chong'an, Keeper of the Jade 31Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Attention all fans of positive energy and adventure stories, especially those who enjoy Tomb Raider Chronicles and Ghost Blows Out the Light! The captivating new novel, *Notes from Black Wind Pass*, and the related short story series, *Silk Road Jade Mirror*, are here! These are high-quality male-oriented novels that Chinese readers should enjoy, exploring the truth of the folk world. The suspense, supernatural elements, and mystery are incredibly engaging. You won't be able to put it down from beginning to end; the imagery is also quite vivid. Disagree? Let's debate!

39. 1639 爽 So Satisfying! The Real Heiress Hates Everyone Equally 爽爆！真千金她平等的痛恨所有人 Liu Qingci柳清辞Modern Romance416k WordsCompleted [Going Off the Rails + Entertainment Industry + Feel-Good Revenge + Epic Face-Slapping + No Forgiveness + The Whole Family Gets What They Deserve] Going off the rails is the most powerful weapon for fighting back against the world. During an outdoor livestreaming variety show, the guests lost contact with the production crew. The sweet, gentle girl who was kind in public led the others in isolating and bullying Chu Yiyi, the scandal-ridden star everyone loved to hate. In response to the bullying 29.2kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves

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    🌈🌈The female lead is taking the villain's son to school. At the school gate: "Son, if you can't concentrate on your studies, eat more clams! We've already paid your tuition!" The villain's son: "Mom, I have an exam tomorrow." The female lead says seriously: "Son, can you hand in a blank paper?" The villain's son: "Huh? Why?" The female lead laughs awkwardly: "I wanted to hand it in before but didn't dare."

40. 1640 丝 Silk Road Jade Chronicles: The Lin Clan's Joinery Art and the Soul-Hanging Staircase 丝路玉鉴：林氏榫卯诀之悬魂梯 White Prism LEE白棱镜LEE16k WordsCompleted Jade Appraisal Along the Silk Road: The Lin Clan's Mortise-and-Tenon Technique and the Soul-Hanging Ladder 9Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 1641 阴 The Fierce, Flirtatious Darling in the Arms of a Sinister Tycoon 阴鸷大佬怀里的小娇娇又凶又撩 Blue Hand蓝手Modern Romance290k WordsCompleted [The short drama of the same name, The Villain with a Dark Personality Keeps Blushing Because of Her, is now streaming.] Qu Qingzhi transmigrates into a book and becomes a vicious supporting female character. Facing a man who will eventually turn into a powerful villain, she trembles with fear inside, but has no choice but to maintain the original owner's spoiled, overbearing persona. She humiliates him arrogantly: “Xie Muhan, get down on your knees and beg me to be your girlfriend.” Xie Muhan's 13.7kReads9.4Score1.6kShelves
42. 1642 丝 Silk Road Jade Chronicles: The He Clan's Hydrology and the Shule River Valley 丝路玉鉴：河氏水文之疏勒河谷 White Prism LEE白棱镜LEE15k WordsCompleted Jade Appraisal Along the Silk Road: The He Clan's Hydrology and the Shule River Valley 4Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 1643 奶 This Little Baby Lands a Government Post by Gossiping 奶娃娃的我靠吃瓜当上了朝廷命官 Jia Yinan迦一南Ancient Romance731k WordsCompleted [Everyone can hear thoughts + gossip + baby + no romance + doted on by everyone + slow-paced] After graduating from university, Qin Yue gets into a car accident. A gossip System takes her to ancient Southern Dynasty, where she is born into a new life. By constantly digging up gossip, she gathers gossip-field energy and restores stability to the little world. Qin Yue is not only a gossip lover, but also a little lucky star. Her birth breaks a two-hundred-year curse on the Qin family. The emperor 3.2kReads8.5Score272Shelves

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    The first part is modern, the second part is ancient and featuring a young child; both are mind-reading texts.

44. 1644 霍EN Hogwarts: My Minecraft Alchemy Deception 霍格沃茨：我靠MC伪装炼金教授 Xing Qisan星七三Male-Channel Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing “I'm here to renovate! What are you doing?!” Kaissenhis stared at the weirdo who had suddenly appeared at his worksite, holding a strange wooden stick and trying to attack him, while babbling about magic, secrecy, and other such nonsense. He scolded the man. At the same time, he conjured a black obsidian block and instantly raised a huge obsidian pillar to defend himself. “How dare you! You said you couldn't use magic!” After transmigrating into the world of Harry Potter, he also got the Minecr 25.1kReads9.4Score2.3kShelves

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    ⭐️Once upon a time, there was a man named Xu Shan. Although he possessed low-grade talent, his cultivation speed was incredibly fast. Despite having a sword saint friend, he only practiced the lowest-level sword techniques, earning him the nickname "Evil Monarch."⭐️Question: If I had the abilities of my own world, what would I do if I came to Hogwarts? Answer: Become an alchemy professor at Hogwarts, or go into interior design and become the greatest magical architect.

45. 1645 丝 Silk Road Jade Chronicles: The Su Clan's Astrology and the Buddhist Caves of Longyou 丝路玉鉴：苏氏星象之陇右佛窟 White Prism LEE白棱镜LEE22k WordsCompleted Jade Appraisal Along the Silk Road: The Su Clan's Astrology and the Buddhist Caves of Longyou 10Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 1646 当 Gossiping on the Job, I Shock the Entire Court 当官吃瓜，满朝文武皆震惊 Crayon Xiaoying蜡笔小莹Ancient Romance177k WordsCompleted [Everyone's inner thoughts revealed + absurd comedy + gossip] Reborn in the womb as the legitimate daughter of an ancient prime minister, she binds herself to a gossip System on her twelfth birthday. All she does each day is eat, drink, sleep, and enjoy the latest gossip whenever she has nothing better to do. She thinks she'll go on living this carefree life forever. But then her troublesome father actually gets her an official post. “You can't go to court dressed like that! What kind of conduct 361Reads6.4Score102Shelves
47. 1647 火 Naruto? The Hokage Is Overpowered on the Tieba! 火影忍者？贴吧火影超！ Super Brother, Who Sells Mounts Wholesale批发坐骑的超哥Anime Fanfiction877k WordsCompleted This book includes, but is not limited to: an Obito with no backstory experience, a healthy Itachi, an information-gathering Jiraiya, a steadfast Obito, a Minato who goes home, a Kakashi with plenty of chakra who turns his head to use dual Kamui, a Sasuke who doesn't show off on sunny days and humbly uses Amenotejikara to swap heads after agreeing on a safe word, a Naruto raised on healthy milk and full of murderous intent, a Sakura with Byakugan, a Guy who always hits the head, a clever Kaguya, 4.2kReads9.0Score345Shelves
48. 1648 丝 Silk Road Jade Chronicles: The Zhao Clan's Spells and the Secret Treasure of Anxi 丝路玉鉴：赵氏符咒之安西秘宝 White Prism LEE白棱镜LEE31k WordsCompleted Jade Appraisal Along the Silk Road: The Zhao Clan's Talismans and the Secret Treasure of Anxi 7Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 1649 假EN The Fake Princess's Thoughts Are Overheard, and the Whole Court Joins the Gossip 假公主被读心声，满朝文武齐吃瓜 Cat Crouch猫腰Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Group Mind Reading + Alternate World + Everyone’s Favorite + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Gossip + Feel-Good Power Fantasy] Jiang Yingcheng transmigrates into a book. In the story, she is an unloved little princess in the Great Rui imperial palace, and a fake one at that. The fake princess spends over a decade muddling through life in the palace, only to be resented by the real prince, the male lead, whose identity was switched with hers. After seizing the throne, the male lead takes out all 2.6kReads9.1Score313Shelves
50. 1650 丝 Silk Road Jade Chronicles: The Li Family Jade Pendant, Key to Hexi 丝路玉鉴：李氏玉坠之河西密钥 White Prism LEE白棱镜LEE31k WordsCompleted Jade Appraisal Along the Silk Road: The Li Clan's Jade Pendant and the Secret Key to Hexi 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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