
I Asked You to Conquer Him, and You Turned the Unhinged Guy Into a Caged Canary?
让你攻略,你把疯批养成金丝雀?
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 304k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Ancient Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 11mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- A Kiss? Of Course! Kiss Me Like Your Life Depends on It!亲!这就亲!往死里亲!Former title · until Oct 2026
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Full marks. Although the male protagonist seems a bit ungrateful, my dears, the female protagonist is simply forcing him. It doesn't say that the female protagonist is forcing the male protagonist to accept it. What should I do if the other forced text is about gender swapping?
I really like this kind of invincible heroine setting. The illiterate baby is a bit cute, and the bold male protagonist actually escapes secretly. At first, I didn't plan to read it because it only had 80,000 words, but I saw that it was a familiar author. I had read the Jiuyue article before, so I clicked in to read it. , I personally feel that it is a great improvement compared to the previous one. The plot is not laggy at all, the connection is smooth, the writing is natural, and the style is humorous. I like this style of writing very much. And then, the author actually saved the full text, right? Please post the full text as soon as possible [I understand]
So far it's really good 😘 Appropriate humor, I like the heroine's character very much 😘 There are only two things: one is the title of the book [awkward laugh] and the other is the synopsis [awkward laugh] because the title and synopsis have been gathering dust on my bookshelf for a long time [awkward laugh] I thought it was another one after reading the synopsis What about a female protagonist who used to be a cow or a horse for the male protagonist as a blood pack 😅 After reading more than a dozen chapters, I realized that it is not a blood pack but can only be said to be mutually beneficial 😂. But the male protagonist gets a lot for very little, but the female protagonist can also get as much 😂 After all, the best martial arts in the world
It's so good, hilarious, very funny, hahaha. I've read 150,000 words now, and it's always been super funny. It was really painful to hold back laughter in the dormitory in the middle of the night, hahahaha. The male and female protagonists are both humorous, and the author's writing style is even more humorous. It's super good-looking, and you won't lose money if you invest in it. [Top post][top post] I think this novel is very similar to the TV series filter, which is super funny. , There are two types of reviews in the novel. One type of people think that the heroine saves the male protagonist, but the male protagonist actually wants to kill the heroine, and the male protagonist is supercilious, so they give it a negative review and a low score. The other type of people think that the writing is very good, just like me. First of all, the male protagonist is saved because of the female protagonist. Neither male nor female protagonist has fallen in love with each other. The female protagonist saves the male protagonist because it is profitable because she needs to save the male protagonist to survive. Therefore, the male protagonist's attempt to kill the female protagonist makes him poisoned every day. I think the writing is actually very good. The male protagonist is not Stockholm, and the female protagonist is not some pretty girl. The characters are all right. I don't read books about abuse of men or women. I like articles about Huanhuan and about love. This novel is like this and I think it's very sweet, hahaha. On the contrary, I became unhappy after watching the video. I felt like I was a bitch, so why should I look at other people's opinions? The conflict of opinions made me unhappy. There is a misunderstanding between the male and female protagonists of the Filter TV series, so there are many hilarious stories based on deception. If you like this TV series, you must not miss this novel. The male protagonist is very cute, hahaha. I like it very much. It's really cute. The female protagonist is also tough and humorous. The supporting characters are all very interesting in the author's writing. Hahaha. I don't like the character played by the male protagonist Liu Yuning in the TV series Shujuan Yimeng who kills the female protagonist. I think it is abusive to the female protagonist, so I don't watch it because the female protagonist in the TV series has never hurt the male protagonist. But in this novel, the heroine saves the hero and seems to be doing it for her own survival. In addition, she forcibly kisses the hero at the beginning and molests him. It is normal to kill the heroine from the hero's perspective. The hero is blind and poisoned and cannot see the heroine's appearance and is kissed by the heroine. If he does not kill the heroine, I think he is not worthy of being the hero. After all, he does not defend his chastity. Since the male protagonist was always clean before meeting the female protagonist (clean both physically and mentally), then the male protagonist's reaction is normal. If he was forcibly kissed by the female protagonist and fell in love with the female protagonist without even meeting her, then another male protagonist would also fall in love with her. This is not exclusive love. I like love at first sight but the male protagonist of this novel is so poisoned that he cannot see. I didn't expect this comment to have so many clicks. I think what I said is very objective. Basically, I think that the male protagonist kills the female protagonist and is unwilling to watch this. It is an extreme female protagonist. I guess I will give a negative review after reading it. . But this novel really doesn't abuse women. I saw some people replied to me saying that the system abuses women, but it really doesn't. After all, it was the heroine who died, and she had to pay a price for resurrecting the hero. The person who kissed the hero by force was not abusing the heroine. It was to reward the heroine. After all, the heroine felt that it was not a loss to kiss the hero, and the hero was very good-looking. This is torturing men, after all, the male protagonist does not want to be kissed by strangers. . . . . . The only thing that abuses women is when the male protagonist poisons her, but I think from the male protagonist's perspective, the female protagonist's reaction to kissing him even after the male protagonist said many times not to kiss him is normal (the author described it from a very female perspective, and when I saw it, I just felt the pleasure of torturing the poor male protagonist). . Moreover, the part about the male protagonist not killing the female protagonist because she looks like a eunuch, after reading it, you will find out that it is because the male protagonist fell in love with the female protagonist, okay? The description of the part about using the female protagonist is because the male protagonist is in love without knowing it, and does not want to admit that he is in love, so he said that he is using the female protagonist. Moreover, it is said that the golden finger is given to the male protagonist, but it is actually the golden finger of the male and female protagonist. The golden finger of the female protagonist is to survive. After all, the female protagonist is reborn, and the golden finger of the male protagonist is to be helped to become the emperor.
A very interesting article. A very exciting point is that many important characters in the article are female, such as military doctors. It is natural to use "she" to inform the gender, and there is also a female soldier team. But the clever thing is that the author didn't explain it. Unlike the articles I've read before, he also specifically said that because of the premise, the court was open and it was normal for women to be officials. No explanation, it's just natural. I hope more girls can do what they want to do with such confidence. Don't explain, do what you want.
It's a sweet story (contains slight spoilers, please don't read if you don't mind). It's a happy enemy route. The male protagonist approaches the female protagonist with purpose in the beginning, but is forced to kiss by the female protagonist when he is weak or blind. Because the female protagonist is dying, her system is a strategy system, and she only has strategy tasks, so she can only strategy the male protagonist. The hero came to save his life, and the angry hero wanted to kill this person who was scornful of him. However, the heroine is the best in the world, has a super good personality, and has many chivalrous friends in the world. She is not in the martial arts world, but her stories are everywhere. The previous scenes of making waves and making rain felt great, and the hero was gradually won over by the heroine. The female protagonist is too lazy to do the task and the male protagonist still begs the female protagonist to hit him hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the heroine actually punched one after another before she realized it.
I can't explain why it's so beautiful, probably because of the author's unexpected imagination and humor. The female protagonist is still smart, brave and kind, and she is the best in the world... And the male protagonist still needs to be studied.
For the time being, I am still very satisfied. Although the male protagonist lacked training at the beginning, the female protagonist was so strong that she did not suffer any big losses and suppressed the male protagonist to death. The male protagonist's madness is welcome as long as he doesn't mess with the female protagonist. It's very good to crazily look for his own use value in the hope of entangled with the female protagonist. Modo Modo 😘 [smirking]
It's very interesting, but I don't think it's a man-loving article. The heroine is very strong, independent, and has her own ideas. The male protagonist becomes emperor just for revenge, not because the female protagonist likes it. The goal of the heroine and her sister from the beginning was to restore the country. After the heroine's sister succeeded in revenge, she also became the emperor, and did not give it to the hero to make a wedding dress for him. Although the male protagonist wins, he does not have a single highlight moment in the story. He is completely a pendant of the heroine and has no personality charm. His aunt only helps him because of blood relations. On the contrary, the heroine has a very charming personality. The supporting characters are basically the heroine's network resources, and the highlight moments are basically the heroine's. It seems that the male protagonist has become the emperor, which is awesome, but in fact, the heroine and her sister are the masterminds behind it. Isn't this considered a female channel? No stronger than those strong women and men. The male protagonist always dominates the female protagonist, and the highlight moments are all given to the male protagonist. The female protagonist seems to get everything, but it is the male protagonist who is behind it. The story is much better.
The author's writing is very good, and the plot is super attractive. The heroine's style makes people curious about the heroine's previous identity, and then reveals the truth bit by bit. It is different from what I have seen before. It is attractive from the beginning. The heroine Zuo Qiao is the best in the world. She is always full of energy, attaches great importance to love and justice, and never shy away from others. She was an illiterate baby at the beginning, but later she learned to read by herself. The heroine's friends and family are also very good (very fun and touching, I can't go into details, it's easy to spoil), the hero is a ride-on (bushi), harmless (no ability to harm others), a bit abnormal. At the beginning, the female protagonist is forced to coerce the male protagonist. The male protagonist hates the female protagonist because of his psychological shadow, and then slowly falls in love with the female protagonist (if you finish watching, you will find that falling in love with the female protagonist is a normal thing). The heroine is a bit slow, and she slowly discovers that she likes him a little bit. The way the two get along is super funny, and the subsequent interaction is touching. The heroine's interactions with her friends and family are also very interesting. There are many people around her who care and love her. I really like the heroine's killing and wandering in the world.