No One Is More Abstract Than Me

Name: No One Is More Abstract Than Me
Author: Abstract Big Brother

没有人比我更抽象

by Abstract Big Brother (抽象大师兄)

Status: Completed
Source: Fanqie

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141Chapters

Synopsis

[Abstract article] [Fun article] [Funny story] [Mysterious sequence] Netizen A: "Anchor, why is your head so pointy?" Chu Nan: "Then let me ask you, are you a boy or a girl..." Netizen B: "Anchor, what do you think of sugar-free Coke?" Chu Nan: "Compared with sugar-free Coke and sugar-sweetened Coke, iced Coke is more enjoyable to drink!" Netizen C: "Will the host broadcast live tomorrow?" Chu Nan: "It is possible that I will live broadcast tomorrow, but it is unlikely that I will live broadcast tomorrow." Other netizens: "The anchor is worthy of being one of the Three Fantasy Gods of the Internet along with Junichiro and Sun Xiaochuan, and the well-deserved king of abstraction!" "The anchor is indeed the last wall-facer on earth, the nightmare of the Trisolarans. The left brain proposes hypotheses, the right brain attacks the left brain, and the tip of the head is responsible for thinking." "Chu Nan, the Donggema man, is the sharpest sword in the history of mankind - the Trisolaran!" Facing the Leziren, Hermaphrodites, and Chuanzi who were making fun of him, Chu Nan had no choice but to light a cigarette. Since entering the clown sequence, he has become a well-known clown on the Internet, but his rank is getting higher and higher, and his strength is getting stronger and stronger. After putting out the cigarette butt, he picked up his mobile phone and started live broadcasting again in a crowded place: "Okay, family members, all eyes are on me, follow me, I will give you all Li Huowang's unique skills!"

Reader comments

It is very possible for Arnold to become a bodybuilding champion, but it is unlikely for Arnold to become a bodybuilding champion. [Sinister smile]
8 likes1y ago
I found a small amount of live broadcast plots among a large number of abstractions
3 likes1y ago
It's a bit difficult to stretch, but it's quite interesting [laughs evilly]
2 likes1y ago

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