A Hilarious Quick Transmigration Novel Full of Shameless Banter 骚话连天的搞笑快穿文

1. 701 从 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Eastern Fantasy804k WordsCompleted A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 1Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 702 新 At Our Housewarming, the Smart Home Suddenly Announced, “Welcome Home, Master” 新房乔迁宴，智能家居突然开始播报“欢迎男主人回家” Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔9k WordsCompleted At the housewarming party for their new home, the smart home system suddenly announces, “Welcome home, master of the house.” 85Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 703 穿 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海：全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 18Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 704 全 A Stranger Appeared in Our Family Portrait 全家福上，多了个陌生男人 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔20k WordsCompleted A stranger appeared in the family photo 221Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 705 魔 Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我，追白雪的渣男在哪里 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction35k WordsCompleted Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White? 5Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 706 车 At the Crash Site, She Saved Her Slightly Injured Male Coworker First 车祸现场，她先救了轻伤的男同事 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔22k WordsCompleted At the crash scene, she rescued her lightly injured male colleague first 195Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 707 清 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance35k WordsCompleted A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 3Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 708 她 She Danced in My Shirt, and the Video Ended Up in the Family Chat 她穿我的衬衫跳舞，视频发到了家族群 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔23k WordsCompleted She danced in my shirt and sent the video to the family group chat 260Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 709 灵 Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Mystery450k WordsCompleted That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel. 6Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 710 她 She Said She Was Going to Pray at the Temple, but Hung a Love Lock Engraved with Someone Else’s Name 她说去寺庙祈福，却挂了同心锁写着别人 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance30k WordsCompleted She said she was going to the temple to pray for blessings, but the love lock she hung bore someone else's name 21Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 711 生 Birthday Party Surprise: A Naked Surprise in the Closet 生日派对惊喜：衣柜里的果身“惊喜” Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔19k WordsCompleted Birthday party surprise: The naked “surprise” in the closet —Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 712 罗 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 罗密欧与朱丽叶2.0 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Female-Channel Fanfiction34k WordsCompleted Romeo and Juliet 2.0 2Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 713 一 After We Parted, I Wasted My Youth in the Drizzle 一别烟雨负韶华 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance30k WordsCompleted One Parting in Misty Rain, a Lifetime of Lost Youth 17Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 714 同 At the Class Reunion, She Listed Me as Deceased 同学会，她把我写成了“已故” Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance24k WordsCompleted At the Class Reunion, She Listed Me as "Deceased" 271Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 715 她 She Went Live in the Family Chat and Forgot to Turn Off the Camera 她在家庭群直播，忘了关摄像头 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance20k WordsCompleted She livestreamed in the family group chat and forgot to turn off the camera 1Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 716 婚 At the Wedding, the Bride Ran Away for Her First Love 婚礼现场，新娘为白月光逃婚 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔10k WordsCompleted At the wedding, the bride ran away for her one true love 34Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 717 婚 In the Wedding Car Procession, the Bride Wasn’t Alone in the Back Seat of the Main Car 婚车车队上：主婚车的后座不是只有新娘 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔22k WordsCompleted On the Wedding Car Convoy: The Back Seat of the Lead Car Wasn't Just the Bride's 16Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 718 替 After Ten Years as the Stand-In, She Said She Was the Real Stand-In 替身十年，白月光说她才是替身 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔14k WordsCompleted Ten Years as a Stand-In, Then My White Moonlight Said She Was the Stand-In 20Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 719 乔 At the Housewarming, I Found the Cleaning Lady in the Master Bedroom 乔迁新居宴，在主卧发现的保洁阿姨 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔26k WordsCompleted At Our Housewarming Party, I Found the Cleaner in the Master Bedroom 42Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 720 无 A Drone Ran Out of Power and Returned Automatically, Capturing a Shocking Scene on the Balcony 无人机没电自动返航，拍下阳台上的惊人一幕 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔23k WordsCompleted A drone ran out of battery and returned automatically, capturing a shocking scene on the balcony 377Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 721 婚 The Night Before the Wedding, My Fiancée Sent the Wrong Message to the Class Group Chat 婚礼前夜，未婚妻在同学群发错了消息 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔26k WordsCompleted The Night Before the Wedding, My Fiancée Sent the Wrong Message to Her Classmates' Group Chat 416Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 722 七 On Qixi Night, She Posted My Obituary Photo on Moments 七夕夜，她在朋友圈发了我的遗照 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance28k WordsCompleted On Qixi Night, She Posted My Memorial Photo on Her Moments 20Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 723 医 While Caring for My Mom at the Hospital, I Caught My Girlfriend Looking After Her Boss in the Next Room 医院陪护我妈时，撞见女友在隔壁病房照顾她上司 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔25k WordsCompleted While Sitting with My Mom at the Hospital, I Caught My Girlfriend Caring for Her Boss in the Next Room 36Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 724 朕 I Like Men, and You’re a Woman 朕好男风，你是女的 She and the Mountains and Seas她与山海Ancient Romance155k WordsCompleted Everyone said the emperor liked “men.” He summoned General Xiao Yan back to the capital. The officials called him outrageous, and the empress dowager smashed a teacup and told him to come to his senses. But Xiao Yan was a woman. Five years ago, she had fled the selection and disguised herself as a man to join the army on the frontier. She had spent four years clawing her way out of piles of corpses, bearing scars across her body and calluses on her hands. Everyone called her “General.” Only af 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These two books are pretty good. [Admiration][Admiration][Admiration]

25. 725 小 What Is a Concubine For? 小妾是干什么用的 She and the Mountains and Seas她与山海8k WordsCompleted What Is a Concubine For? 83Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 726 快 Quick Transmigration: In Every World, He Wants to Stir Up Trouble 快穿：每个世界他都想贩剑 Espresso意式浓缩Urban748k WordsCompleted Quick transmigration, idea-driven story + no romantic pairing + a clever protagonist System 099 accidentally clicked on a pet influencer's livestream and discovered that the all-around talented husky was being badly abused. Out of pity, it wanted to help the dog, and ended up signing it as a Host! What hilarious, absurd stories will unfold when this occasionally goofy husky starts completing missions? 432Reads9.0Score—Shelves

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    The second to last book was very funny, but it wasn't a quick transmigration book; the others all met the requirements.

27. 727 震 Shocking! The Host Is a Grain-Stealing Rat 震惊！宿主是只偷粮鼠 Espresso意式浓缩Modern Romance927k WordsCompleted Quick transmigration + no romance [a cunning, scheming heroine + someone who's adorable only with the System] System 088 passed its evaluation and proudly took up its post. After weighing its options again and again, it finally found the right candidate: an undercover police officer who would be shot dead by drug dealers while escaping to a granary that very day. It calculated the perfect time to capture her soul and make a contract! But after all that effort, it discovered that the one it had b 57Reads9.1Score—Shelves
28. 728 诸 Myriad Worlds: I Became a System, and Now I Have to Take the College Entrance Exam? 诸天：我成了系统，还得高考？ Red Moon, Clear Clouds红月晴云Eastern Fantasy987k WordsCompleted I'm Ye Ming, and my transmigration was a little abrupt. How can someone transmigrating into a System steal another System's body? Before I could even figure out what was going on, I was sent into the myriad worlds. What the heck? The System has to take the college entrance exam too?? The System's favorite hosts are people from Earth, the source world? Ahem, ahem. This System is from Earth, the source world. I know this routine! [A silly, comedic story with characters who are completely out of ch 4.4kReads9.2Score297Shelves
29. 729 快 Quick Transmigration: The Corrupted Villainess Tears Apart the Cannon Fodder Script 快穿：黑化女配手撕炮灰剧本 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Mindless fun + no romance + no holier-than-thou heroine + an unpredictable female lead + fast-paced quick transmigration (Not your thing? No worries, come on! Skip to the next one! P.S. There are thirty-nine worlds, so there’s bound to be a little story you’ll like!) Synopsis: Shi Xia is an overworked wage slave in the modern era. One day, she transmigrates into a book, only to keep working. In these other worlds, there’s always a group of exceptional young women. They come from good families, e 4.8kReads9.3Score462Shelves
30. 730 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Mighty and Majestic 快穿：宿主她威武雄壮 Coconut Bread椰蓉面包Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [No romance, weak logic, kind of funny, and the Host has a very unusual way of thinking] In a nutshell: The Host has a brick in hand and every plot in the world at her disposal. Breaking the plot? No big deal. Don't panic, it's all routine! In a modern CEO romance tragedy, the male lead tells the Host to spend three years behind bars. The Host thinks he's underestimating her: only three years? So she smacks him with a brick and sends him to the hospital, granting his wish to spend the rest of 80Reads9.2Score—Shelves
31. 731 快 Quick Transmigration: This Goofy Host Refuses to Do Her Missions 快穿：沙雕宿主就是不想做任务 Goodnight, Strawberry Jam晚安草莓酱Ancient Romance677k WordsCompleted System No. 99 was bound to a wacky Host. It thought it had gotten a weakling, but then... First world: Zhao Miaomiao wondered why she had to become the emperor's favorite consort. Wouldn't it be better to take the emperor on as her lackey? Second world: When Zhao Miaomiao saw people making money by selling her autographed photos, she came up with a plan to get rich: the hottest young star starts livestreaming signed photos for sale, guaranteed authentic, shipped out fast. Third world: Being the 342Reads9.1Score—Shelves
32. 732 快 Quick Transmigration: Ancestor, Go Easy on Them 快穿：祖宗下手轻点 Long Leg Hair脚毛长长滴Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted With one astonishing move after another on her missions, Pei Fufu drove 360 Systems to the brink of madness and tore apart ten Heavenly Daos. She then successfully landed at the very bottom of the Mission Taker rankings! Mission objective: Win over the Demon Lord? Win over my foot. This is so annoying. I’ll just stab him to death. She transmigrates into the heroine of an angst novel, and the villainess has gone blind too?! To protect every organ in her body, Pei Fufu acts decisively. That ver 284Reads9.2Score102Shelves
33. 733 雷 Lei An: I Never Left 雷安：我从未离去 Dream Isle x梦屿xTwo Male Leads142k WordsOngoing This story is half angst, half sweet, and features the following ships: Rui Jin, Lei An, Ka Ai, Zhen Zan, and Kai Ning. If you dislike any of these, think carefully before reading. My writing is terrible, and this is a brand-new story. It’s absolutely awful. Lei Shi is a proper rich young master from the Lei family, while An Mixiu grew up an orphan in an orphanage. Unnoticed feelings take root in their hearts, but will fate let them walk through life together... 132Reads7.8Score105Shelves

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34. 734 快 Quick Transmigration: What Should I Do About My Terrible Host? 快穿：我家宿主太坏了怎么办 Changdao Tea and Foam长岛茶与沫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration] [No Romance] [Strong Heroine] [Satisfying] Synopsis: World One: After the Host brutally murdered the male lead and piled up grave sins, the transit station tried to erase her. When it found it couldn’t, it subjected her to an extremely harsh punishment. For example, striking her with blood-red lightning. For example, piercing her heart with billions of arrows. In the end, it had tried every method it could think of. She couldn’t even be bothered to furrow her brows. She sa 1.9kReads9.3Score223Shelves
35. 735 不 Disrespecting My Mentor 不敬恩师 Po Kang破抗Two Male Leads301k WordsOngoing A young person’s feelings are innocent and uncertain, but also sincere and passionate. Listen to your heart and move forward: be bold, but know when to hold back. He cautiously edged closer to him, but the other boy didn’t respond. That wasn’t rejection, though. He was just caught in a dilemma, waiting. With a gentle poke, the thin barrier gave way, and all the feelings behind it came rushing out, impossible to hold back. In the wonderful everyday life of school, there are lessons from teachers 184Reads8.2Score—Shelves
36. 736 创 The Creator God Is a Little Mischievous 创世神有点皮 Pipa皮葩Ancient Romance627k WordsCompleted (A ridiculous comedy novel, guaranteed laughs! Lighthearted style, not for you if that's not your thing.) Just how much of a trap is the old Creator God? Nalan Xi didn't know. But ever since she set out on the irreversible path to becoming a Creator God, she realized that the old man wasn't merely setting traps: he'd dug a pit in advance and was just waiting for her to fall in! 337Reads9.1Score101Shelves
37. 737 百 The Beast Garden: A White Wolf Pup (Main Pairing: Rui and Jin) 百兽园：幼犬白狼（主瑞金） A Hou阿候Two Male Leads708k WordsCompleted An Aotu World beast-form fanfic, written in an old-fashioned style. It’s the story of a little golden puppy and a white wolf who’s grown up. There are some “male mom” elements, but no intersex characters. The relationships may differ from the original, so be warned~ 445Reads8.9Score104Shelves
38. 738 快 Quick Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Wrecks the Plot 快穿之炮灰她把剧情玩坏了 Willow Branch杨柳枝Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted No romance Yun Zhen fell ill in her previous life and died in her early twenties. She suddenly awakens in a bizarre, dazzling place, where she meets a System and makes a contract to complete missions in three thousand small worlds. She can earn points and exchange them for a healthy body, giving her the chance to live again. But this Host seems different from the others. Host! The original male lead is in a terrible state after you tormented him! The villain says he wants to become your student 399Reads9.1Score—Shelves
39. 739 凹 Aotu World Lei An Fanfic Collection 凹凸同人文雷安合集 An Jiudian安九点Two Male Leads349k WordsCompleted A collection of Aotu World Lei An fanfiction. All the stories are my own, with all kinds of alternate settings and headcanons galore. I might stop updating at any time, so enjoy it while you can. 34Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 740 凹 Aotu World: Why Are My Friends Looking at Me Like That? 凹凸：朋友们看我眼神不对！ Lun Su沦溯Two Male Leads297k WordsCompleted A new beginning in the world of AOTU! Jin is a ray of sunshine, and all sorts of big shots fall for him! One is a childhood friend as cold as ice! One is a wild, unruly pirate! One is a supremely gentle knight! One is a proud and powerful king! And one... 2.2kReads8.7Score334Shelves
41. 741 玄 The Secret Records of Mystic Talismans: Pangu’s Ruined Tomb 玄符秘录之盘古残墓 Profound Qilin Daoist Venerable玄麟道尊Mystery104k WordsOngoing Rules of the Cangsheng Alliance: Five Things We Never Steal, Five Things We Always Steal, Five Things We Always Investigate, and Three Things We Must Do Dynasty: Great Han Emperor: Emperor Xian of Han First Year of Jian'an (196 AD) The remnants of the Yellow Turbans roamed the provinces, robbing the people and digging up royal tombs. Plague ravaged the Central Plains. Bones lay scattered across the land, and not a chicken crowed for a thousand miles. Refugees chewed tree bark and ate grass root —Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 742 凹 Aotu World: All Jin, a Boy Like the Sun 凹凸世界all金太阳一样的男孩 Wu Yue妩岄Two Male Leads276k WordsCompleted O boy who is like the sun of the planet Dengelou, if you can, share half your light with the exile. O boy who is like the sun of the planet Dengelou, grant the deceiver one last redemption. O boy who is like the sun of the planet Dengelou, give the king a warm place to call home. O boy who is like the sun of the planet Dengelou, the universe awaits your arrival. O boy who is like the sun of the planet Dengelou, save all life in this world. All-Gold. Includes two side couples: Dan Qiu and Kai Nin 1.1kReads8.9Score211Shelves
43. 743 大 The Great Hero Is a Lunatic 大侠是个神经病 Profound Qilin Daoist Venerable玄麟道尊30k WordsCompleted The Great Hero Is a Lunatic —Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 744 红 Ruijin, the Red Capital: Founding the Soviet Red Regime 红都瑞金——创建苏维埃红色政权 Chen Meifang陈梅芳Historical95k WordsCompleted From November 18 to 21, 1927, the First Congress of Workers, Peasants, and Soldiers of Haifeng County was held. The congress took place at the Haifeng Confucian Temple. The surrounding area and the walls along the streets were painted red, and the walls and pillars inside were draped in red cloth and covered with slogans. The temple was renamed the Red Palace, and Dongcangpu was renamed the Red Square. A rostrum and a grand entrance were built there. The First Congress of Workers, Peasants, and 20Reads9.3Score—Shelves
45. 745 玄 The Fated Crossing of the Black Tortoise 玄武渡厄缘 Profound Qilin Daoist Venerable玄麟道尊Eastern Fantasy105k WordsOngoing The wind over Canglan Province always carried the musty smell of the dilapidated Earth God shrine south of Qingyun City as it swept along the city’s blue-stone streets. That year, A Wen had just turned one. Wrapped in a faded piece of old hemp cloth, he was abandoned on the threshold of the City God Temple. His cries were so faint he sounded like a kitten on the verge of death. It was the lame beggar Old Ma who found him and carried him back to the leaky, drafty temple. Old Ma had no name of hi —Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 746 烈 Blazing Sun, Burning Youth: The Tidal Flats Grow Wild 烈阳灼少年之潮滩疯长纪事 Profound Qilin Daoist Venerable玄麟道尊Marriage & Romance28k WordsCompleted Scorching Sun, Burning Youth: Chronicles of Wild Growth on the Tidal Flats —Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 747 凹 Aotu World: My Loser Is Gone 凹凸：我的渣渣不在了 Aoye Bai, A Contestant in the Aotu Competition凹凸大赛参赛者一夜白Two Male Leads484k WordsCompleted "Beginning" Xingchen: Everyone's here. Want to read a book together? Little Chubby Finch: Chirp chirp chirp! "happily agreeing" Jiang Mingyue: I'm making desserts. Want to try some? Ying Ye: Mingyue, maybe you shouldn't bring them out. Your cooking could easily poison someone to death. Don't you agree, Cai Niao? Cai Niao: Caw caw caw! "nodding in agreement" Meng Yue: All right, everyone, stop fooling around. Blue Butterfly: "sits on Meng Yue's shoulder like a well-behaved child" Ye Bai: Xingchen 461Reads—Score120Shelves
48. 748 烈 Blazing Sun, Burning Youth: Lost in Midsummer 烈阳灼少年之盛夏迷途 Profound Qilin Daoist Venerable玄麟道尊32k WordsCompleted Scorching Sun, Burning Youth: Lost in High Summer —Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 749 若 [All Lei] If the Gods Were Merciful 【all雷】若神慈悲 LuokuiAnime Fanfiction217k WordsCompleted [A3! fanfiction] + [Leone as the protagonist] + [All x Leone] + [Everyone has unrequited feelings for him] + [Misunderstandings] + [Bad ending] + [Canon setting] + [The participants' souls transmigrate into a school setting] + [Modern alternate universe] After losing his family and his crewmates one after another, the free-spirited pirate who opposed the “gods” finally fell in the battle to slay a god. A faint white light, gentle yet merciless, slowly broke him apart as he boarded the ship of no 988Reads8.7Score178Shelves
50. 750 穿 I Transmigrated and Became the Emperor’s Father 穿越之我是皇帝的爹 Profound Qilin Daoist Venerable玄麟道尊14k WordsCompleted Transmigrating: I Am the Emperor’s Father —Reads—Score—Shelves

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