The Kind of Books That Make Your Mom Scold You: Laugh-Out-Loud Reads for the Middle of the Night 妈见骂系列，让你半夜捧腹大笑的书。

1. 951 全 My Clan Raised Me to Greatness, So I Gifted Them Purple Robes 全族扶我青云志，我赠族人朱紫袍 Uncle Jianghe江河大爷Historical2.2M WordsOngoing After dying suddenly from overwork, workaholic Chen Yan is reborn as the only son of a newly born provincial graduate in the Great Liang Dynasty. His father is successful, so Chen Yan promptly decides to lie flat and enjoy the good life, with food brought to him and clothes laid out for him. But when he learns at the age of six that he was switched at birth with a farmer's child, his life takes a turn. The day the fake young master returns to the Chen family, he goes out to work in the fields an 213.5kReads9.3Score21kShelves

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   🌿🌿🌿Holy crap, holy crap! An orphan and his widow struggle to survive. The male protagonist, at two and a half years old, displays his talent. Qin Xiucai grabs the protagonist's little hand and exclaims excitedly, "Little prodigy! Amazing! A gift from heaven!" The clan provides paper and ink, the teacher instructs him in the classics, and he is supported all the way to success.

2. 952 重 Back to Senior Year, I Join the Heavenly Court and Crush All the Clans 重回高三，上岸天庭后荡平万族 The Little Horse of Autumn秋天的小马Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication, so read with confidence + a different take on Investiture of the Gods + cyber Journey to the West + blended mythology + a vast cosmic vision + fast-paced + technology + building a faction + civilization war] [There are lots of foreshadowed details, so skipping around may leave you confused.] After waking up one day, Yang Chen found himself back in high school. The Federation civilization that once ruled the universe was gone. Now it was a glorious age of countless civili 6.3kReads8.9Score425Shelves

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   [Already hooked!] While others are reborn to either become academic superstars or dominate the business world, Yang Chen wakes up to find himself back in his senior year of high school, only to discover that the Federation civilization is gone, replaced by a war of all races! During the awakening ceremony, while others awaken cool and powerful talents, he gains two all-seeing Dao Eyes, and a mysterious Lotus Lantern appears in his sea of ​​consciousness. Even more absurdly, this lantern requires accumulating merit by killing alien races to level up? Yang Chen is on the verge of tears: "Was my rebirth a cheat code or a trap?" What other bizarre things will he encounter? Guess in the comments!

3. 953 认 After Reuniting with My Family, I Became the Rich Family’s Showstopper 认亲后，我成了豪门显眼包 Joy and Courtesy乐与礼Modern Romance1.0M WordsOngoing [Silly Comedy + Ensemble Cast + Wealthy Families + Wild Imagination] Shen Jinyou always thought she lived in an utterly ordinary family. Then one day, she discovered she was the baby the heroine of a domineering CEO romance had run away with. The man she’d called Dad for 14 years wasn’t her real father. Her actual father was the head of the Bo family, the richest family in the capital, and she’d also gained three half-brothers. Was this world just one giant Tomato Novel? Her own birth story 19.4kReads8.5Score1.7kShelves

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   This is hilarious and really good; the only downside is that it's still ongoing.

4. 954 全 My Entire Clan! Supports My Imperial Exams 全族！供我科举 Yang Chan Who Loves Braised Yellow Mutton爱吃焖黄羊肉的杨婵Historical1.2M WordsCompleted Imperial exams + transmigration + imperial exams + no golden finger, no System. The story draws on the privileges enjoyed by scholars in the Ming dynasty! The clan elder was a licentiate, and that was the only reason Baihu Village was protected. Now the elder is gone, and no new licentiate has appeared. The entire clan can only pool its strength to support one child. Just one licentiate can improve life in the village, give the children a future, boost the village economy, and make officials thi 13.6kReads8.5Score1.1kShelves
5. 955 诸EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 519.5kReads9.7Score69kShelves

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   I laughed so hard I almost vomited in the middle of the night.

6. 956 开 From the Start, I Become an Old Geezer and Make a Young Spirit Girl Lose It 开局成为老登让精神小妹崩 180 km/h Tricycle180码的三蹦子Urban409k WordsCompleted He gets a Show-Off System that rewards him whenever he shows off in front of a woman. Showing off to an old, wrinkled spinster: five-star hotels, Ferraris, a huge villa, a fortune worth hundreds of millions, and the domineering CEO lifestyle... Showing off to a young party girl: Boss, put a duck leg, grilled sausage, braised egg, and dried tofu in my chicken-leg rice... On one side is a wrinkled old spinster demanding a car and a house; on the other is a girl so young and fresh that a 20-yuan re 2.4kReads7.3Score242Shelves

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   💥A spirited young woman. She's acquired a "show-off system," where she gains benefits simply by showing off in front of the opposite sex. Want to show off in front of that old Indian man? Five-star hotels, Ferraris, mansions, hundreds of millions in assets, a domineering CEO [facepalm]. I can't sleep, I'm secretly watching this, I'm afraid you'll suffer internal injuries like me. I've already watched it about five or six times; the jokes never get old, no matter how many times I rewatch them. I love it so much!

7. 957 返 Cashback Makes Me Invincible: Starting by Taking in a Troubled Young Woman 返现无敌，从收留精神小妹开始 Sleeves Full of Galaxies满袖银河Urban2.1M WordsOngoing The old geezer’s run out of money for food. You know what to do! Plenty of girls in this feel-good story, and no angst. A cashback cheat starts with a pink-haired, edgy little sister. This is the place to shake off the day’s fatigue and leave with a smile. A lovely place to while away the time. [Feel-good story + harem + comedy + passion++] 7.2kReads7.3Score369Shelves
8. 958 病 My Yandere Host Is So Sweet! The Big Shots I Tease Can’t Stop Howling 病娇宿主甜爆！撩的大佬嗷嗷直叫 Ink, Paper, and Inkstone比墨纸砚Two Male Leads1.0M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + sweet, teasing romance (zombies) + devoted couples + maximum possessiveness + yandere and unhinged + one-on-one + cute] The Host's waist is no waist, but a curved blade that takes lives. A powerful Esper sets his sights on her, holding the little zombie close as he says in a deep, domineering voice, “Baby, come on. I'll take you to loot supplies.” A cool, powerful CEO sets his sights on her, stroking the mermaid's exquisitely beautiful face as he murmurs gently, “Qianqian 8.6kReads9.0Score775Shelves

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   Abstract, funny, witty, and unbeatable!

9. 959 只 I Just Want to Slack Off, So How Did I Become a Top-Tier Star? 只想摆烂的我，怎么成顶流巨星了 Eightfold Miko八重寄子丶Urban1.4M WordsOngoing [Comedy + lighthearted + one heroine] When Chen Ci stands on the stage of Voice of Huaxia, covering his face as he “cries,” everyone in the audience thinks he'll play up his sob story for attention, just like the other contestants. But who could have guessed that the moment Chen Ci starts telling his sob story, the whole internet would burst out laughing! “A gambling-addicted dad, a sick mom, a little sister still in school, and a broken home!” Audience: “Dude, seriously? Who taught you to t 6.2kReads8.4Score299Shelves

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   Chen Ci's attempt to elicit sympathy on the "Voice of China" stage backfired, causing a wave of laughter across the internet. The book features comedic, lighthearted elements and a single female lead. "A gambling father, a sick mother, a school-aged sister, a broken home. The new book just released its ratings, and they're expected to rise further; it's worth keeping an eye on."

10. 960 药 The Sickly Little Beauty Is Spoiled by the Possessive Lord Yu 药罐小美人是被护食郁爷宠大的 Foxes Don't Eat Chickens狐狸不吃鸡Modern Romance499k WordsCompleted [Tomato award-winning novel] [Childhood sweethearts, not a campus romance + fake heiress + warm, adored-by-everyone story + both leads' first love, sweet romance + heroine is a voice-acting star, hero likes her from the start but doesn't realize it] In a nutshell: a gentle beauty and her tsundere childhood sweetheart~ At four, chubby little Gu Ziyue used her baby-fat charm to force the starving boy next door, her future sweetheart Xiao Liangchuan, to let her take care of him. On the eve of her e 8.2kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves

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    🍂This is it! The female lead, at the age of four, used her breast milk to commit a crime, forcibly raising the neighbor's childhood sweetheart, who was nearly starving. The female lead was in poor health, frail and sickly since childhood, and to make matters worse, she was a fake heiress [awkward laugh]. After the real heiress returned, she packed her medicine box and went back to her biological parents' house, but unexpectedly, she was almost disfigured on her first day back home [shocked].

11. 961 闺 Best Friends Transmigrate to the 1970s! One Marries the Uncle, the Other the Nephew, and They Live Across the Hall 闺蜜一起穿七零！嫁舅甥，住对门 Qian Yu黔渔Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + Military Marriage + Period Setting + Both Male Leads Are Devoted + Sweet Romance + Ensemble Cast + Everyday Family Life + Funny Early on] Wen Tang and her best friend Chi Yue found a novel about a real and fake heiress on a fiction website. Unlike other stories of its kind, the two heiresses weren't rivals but helped each other. They went to the countryside together, got married together, and even married an uncle and his nephew. Then they built their fortunes togethe 54kReads8.9Score7.3kShelves

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    Wen Tang had already found her footing on the back of the bicycle. Before leaving, she didn't forget to give her best friend another word of encouragement: "Men, you still have to keep them in line. You have to discipline them when they need to be beaten or scolded. If you don't discipline them for a day, they'll be climbing on the roof and tearing off the tiles."

12. 962 八 The 1980s: A Cherished Darling Rushing Toward Wealth 八零捷报团宠娇娇向钱冲 Si Jiao Jiao肆饺饺Modern Romance2.5M WordsOngoing [Period setting + building wealth + doted on by everyone + native-born heroine + social butterfly + powerful figures + one-on-one romance] Before she turned fifteen, Shi Xiangxiang was stolen as a newborn. Her adoptive parents were denounced and sent down to the countryside, leaving her, though still so young, to shoulder the burden of feeding the whole family. After she turned fifteen, her adoptive sister, who had been reborn with a golden finger, returned in defeat after struggling her way t 38kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves
13. 963 她 She Swapped Bodies with the Tyrant and Went on a Rampage! 她，与暴君互换后，杀疯啦！ Little Chubby, Run!小胖子快跑Ancient Romance371k WordsCompleted [Soul swap + transmigrate into a book + sweet, funny romance + going off the rails + tyrant + wish fulfillment + both leads are each other's first and only] Yun Yaoyao transmigrated into a book, becoming a foolish, timid cannon-fodder character who doesn't even survive the first chapter. No problem. If my family plots against me, I'll assassinate the emperor and wipe out my own clan! But after killing the emperor, Yun Yaoyao was horrified to discover that she and the tyrant had swapped bodies! T 27.6kReads9.5Score4.5kShelves

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    This hilarious duo is completely writhing in bed! [Facepalm][facepalm][facepalm]

14. 964 污EN I’ll Own Every Accusation, But Don’t Cry When I Wipe Out Your Whole Clan! 污蔑我全认，灭你全族可别哭！ Tipsy Chick微醺的鸡仔Eastern Fantasy4.2M WordsCompleted [Fantasy premise + System + villain + no saintly behavior + ruthless and decisive] Qin Luo transmigrates to another world and becomes the Holy Son of the Taixu Sacred Land, standing trial. His unrequited love, his fiancée, and the protagonist accuse him of being a spy for the Heavenly Demon Sect. Every disciple of the Sacred Land denounces him. “Qin Luo murdered his fellow disciples to cultivate demonic arts, the legendary Heaven-Devouring Demonic Art!” “Qin Luo isn't an orphan. He must have joi 89.2kReads8.4Score10.2kShelves

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    [Smirking][Making a face][Pouting] I give this book a 9.9 Out of 10. I highly recommend it; it's incredibly good. Every chapter is fantastic and captivating, making you want to keep reading until you finish it.

15. 965 绑 Bound to a Random Cheat, I Get Weird in the Entertainment Industry 绑定随机外挂的我在娱乐圈搞抽象 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance367k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous Memes + Showbiz + Dating Show + Cheat Ability Glitches] Yu Min transmigrates into a cannon-fodder supporting woman in a “wife-chasing crematorium” novel and gets bound to a Stumbling Block System. To avoid being cannon fodder, she has to trip up the male and female leads' romance while maintaining her elegant, high-class celebrity persona. Yu Min: Huh? Me, elegant and high-class? System: Don't worry, we've got cheats! They include, but aren't limited to, rewinding time, mind-reading, 6.5kReads9.4Score1kShelves

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    Don't read these at night, you'll laugh so hard you'll be writhing in pain! These books are all super good!! Super hilarious! I'll reread them! First book: A bunch of scheming villains are warmed by the heroine's slapstick humor, super good! Second book: The heroine has a gacha system and draws superpowers, the male lead's empathy is hilarious!!! The male lead is often tricked by these superpowers, like a powerful slap that almost kills a national treasure, and a near-fatal attempt to retrieve a museum's prized possession from a distance, super incredibly good! Third book: The heroine disguises herself as a man and works as the male lead's butler, just to utter those old butler quotes like "Young master hasn't laughed this happily in a long time." The whole book is funny, no female rivalry. Fourth book: The male lead can hear the heroine's thoughts, the heroine is a pure comedian, hilarious and absurd short stories are super fun! Fifth book: The heroine rewrites a script with puns, super funny!! Go read it! Trust me!!!

16. 966 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 9.2kReads9.5Score1.3kShelves

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    Today I finally found a hilarious book, it was like a "joy bomb," it had me laughing non-stop. I was laughing like a complete idiot on this side of the room, while my mom on the other side was so annoyed by my laughter that she yelled at me, "You little brat, stop howling like that inside, go outside and laugh!" [Facepalm] The female lead in the book is a complete "silly girl," she's useless at everything and always does outrageous things, she's so crazy, like her head got caught in a door. But luckily, she always manages to escape danger and have a good ending. These books are all very popular, especially the first one, I just glanced at it and I was laughing so hard I couldn't stand up straight, tears were streaming down my face, I just couldn't stop. My dad saw me acting like a fool and thought I'd gone crazy, that I had some kind of illness. [Laughing]

17. 967 我 I’m a Max-Level Ancestor. What’s Wrong with Raising a Few Hundred Million Kids? 我满级老祖，养亿点崽子怎么了 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance918k WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation, My Xuanmen Ancestor, Why Do My Kids Spoil Me So Much?, is now streaming. [Spirit monsters + wish fulfillment + wacky comedy + supernatural + absurd humor + a mash-up of everything + no male lead (the heroine shines on her own)] (All the spirit beasts in the main cast have pictures. The full collection is in the book’s featured posts, so feel free to check them out!) After Shi Ruyi, the last heir of the Xuanmen, restores her body and descends the mountain, she discover 17.4kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves

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    I read these few books by Laughing Mouse and couldn't stop laughing in bed.

18. 968 封 Blacklisted? Heh, How Did I Become a Global Sensation? 封杀？嘿嘿，我怎么爆红全球啦 Candy in My Pocket兜里揣糖Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [Absurd antics + face-slapping + talent competitions early on, then movies and variety shows + becoming a director] [Romance + a fussy heroine + a powerful industry tycoon as the hero + sweet, exclusive pairing + a plagiarist heroine] Jiang Xueyan is a D-list actress mired in scandal, with a knack for stirring up a storm. The entire internet is calling for her to be banned. When internet trolls send her abusive messages on Weibo, she starts a livestream, gets right in their faces, and teaches th 9.3kReads9.0Score1.3kShelves

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    Crazy Literature #Highly Recommended, I laughed until my stomach hurt 😂

19. 969 规 Rule Horror: They Say I Have Multiple Personalities 规则怪谈：他们说我有多重人格 Eating Pomegranates Without Spitting Out the Seeds吃石榴不吐籽Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy, lighthearted, invincible, bizarre, ever-changing personality] This is the second year of the showdown between humanity and bizarre creatures, and the situation is growing increasingly tense... Bi Yi transmigrates into the body of a man who had jumped to his death. The moment he opens his eyes, he is chosen as a contestant. But his head was damaged in the fall, so he is always getting into trouble. Every day, he loses his memory, goes crazy, then turns around and becomes incredibly obedi 28.6kReads9.2Score3kShelves

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    When he goes mad, he doesn't care about the way out. Bi Yi, remember this: a protagonist with multiple personalities, interpreting madness in bizarre tales. When he goes mad, he can't distinguish friend from foe. His strength is unknown, but he gets stronger when he faces a strong opponent!

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