My Entire Clan Is Right Here! Come and Kill Us, You Dog Emperor!
劳资九族就在这！狗皇帝你来砍！
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This book is the king of poisons. Shen Nong died suddenly when he saw it.
When you update, subtle flaws will be magnified, and the greenness of the writing will be criticized. When you update twice, a little patience is born, and the progress of the plot is paid more attention to. When you are on the third watch, the little praise starts to sound, and the number of dead harvests starts to decrease. When you update the fifth update, readers' support will spontaneously form, and the voices of praise will become louder and louder. When you are at the tenth watch, the Confucian debates are deafening, and the tolerant attitude is implemented both internally and externally. When you are twenty, you will have a place in the bookworm's memories. Even in your long life, your name will leave a dazzling trace. Updates may not solve all problems, but more than 90% of problems come from insufficient updates.
Why is it called Shuangwen? Let's make a hypothesis. Well, you are a branch company, half-dead, but a gift from the sky. The company's head office sends you a fringe agent. For him, this is exile. For you, it's a good thing that you can't even ask for with a lantern. I've come here, but I still want to go back. Is that such a good thing? To use another analogy, if you don't want to give it away for free when you get married, even if the bride's father-in-law tells you not to give it away! Reluctantly, after all this time, the person involved wants to regret it, is that such a good thing?
I originally thought it was a bit of a tortured death story, but I didn't expect it to be a fun story about killing all the time. The more you go to the end, the more fun it gets 😋 It's not aggrieved at all. The male protagonist doesn't care about the bondage of being reborn and wants to kill the nine tribes. It's a pretty good article, but the author has made a lot of typos recently.
This book is so enjoyable. I've finished reading it. The author's writing style is also very good. I like it very much. You can read it in just 3 chapters. It's funny and domineering. It's so funny that stealing something is punishable by death. It's a comedy style, and that's enough for me to enjoy reading it. It's the most enjoyable novel I've read in the past few months. The logic is pretty good. If you really want to pursue super high logic, wouldn't it be better to read a mystery novel? I really don't want this book to fail.
I like this kind of plot where the reality is different from what I thought, all kinds of imaginings, it makes me laugh to death
It made me laugh so hard, I'm lost again "The other one is called Li Kuang, this guy is even more ruthless!!! He said he won't kill women and children, and he said he won't kill anyone taller than a wheel. After he left, he came back two or three days later!
This is the only book in so many years that made me laugh so hard every time I read it that my stomach hurt.
This book can be regarded as a fun article, a refreshing literary concept, full of five stars, and you can see Chapter 6 - Eye Insertion...
A fine piece of family literature, it's time to catch up with the dead remonstrance [Like][Like][Like]