
My Entire Clan Is Right Here! Come and Kill Us, You Dog Emperor!
劳资九族就在这!狗皇帝你来砍!
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- 631k Words
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- Historical
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- Historical High-Concept
- Updated
- 9mo ago
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This book is the king of poisons; even Shennong died instantly upon reading it.
When you update once, minor flaws are magnified, and the immaturity of your writing is criticized. When you update twice, a little patience is born, and the plot's progress is given more attention. When you update three times, small praises begin to emerge, and the number of unread readers starts to decrease.
Why is it called a "feel-good" story? Let's say you're a branch office, the kind that's barely surviving, and suddenly, a huge windfall comes your way: the head office of the company assigns you a marginal agent. For the agent, this is like exile. For you, it's an incredible stroke of luck—you can't even dream of such a thing happening. Now that it's here, why would you want to go back?
I initially thought it would be one of those frustrating, self-destructive stories, but it turned out to be a fast-paced, action-packed novel that gets even more enjoyable as it progresses 😋. There's absolutely no sense of frustration; the male lead completely disregards the ties of his rebirth and is solely focused on exterminating his entire family. It's a pretty good, lighthearted story, but the author has been making quite a few typos lately.
This book is so refreshing! I've finished it. The author's writing style is also very good. I really like it. You can read three chapters to see for yourself. It's hilarious and domineering. Stealing something gets you sentenced to death. It's so funny. It's a humorous story, and I enjoyed reading it, which is enough for me. It's the most enjoyable novel I've read in the past few months.
I love how the actual situation is different from what I imagined; all sorts of imaginative scenarios come together, it's hilarious!
I'm dying of laughter, they got lost again. "The other one is called Li Guang, and this guy is even more ruthless!!! He said he wouldn't kill women and children, and he wouldn't kill anyone taller than a cartwheel. After he left, he came back after two or three days!"
This is the only book in all these years that made me laugh until my stomach hurt from reading every single page.
This book is a lighthearted and enjoyable read, a five-star rating. Reading up to chapter six—marking this page…
This is a gem of a family-themed short story, almost as good as a deathbed remonstrance! 👍👍👍