The Kind of Books That Make Your Mom Scold You: Laugh-Out-Loud Reads for the Middle of the Night 妈见骂系列，让你半夜捧腹大笑的书。

1. 551 职 The Twelve Volumes of the Professional Rankings, and My Name Is in Every One 职业天榜十二卷，卷卷有爷名 Six Great Sixes六大六子Sports1.8M WordsCompleted [Full-cast audiobook now available|Class change + clones + no female lead + nonstop laughs + mastermind behind the scenes + explosive plot] Song Gua transmigrated with a whole bunch of fun-loving clones. This was a world where everyone changed classes. Song Gua became a Bondbearer who could borrow power, while his clones took on all kinds of different classes, with every variety imaginable. Their numbers kept growing, and every last one was talented and charming. Under Song Gua’s brilliant l 49.5kReads9.3Score6.7kShelves
2. 552 穿 After Transmigrating Into a Book, I Act Pitiful in the Arms of an Overbearing Tycoon 穿书后我在偏执大佬怀里装可怜 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance203k WordsCompleted Bai Nianqiu transmigrates into a Mary Sue novel as the evil supporting heroine. To save her life, she gives herself the persona of a pitiful girl hopelessly in love with the villain. Neither eighteen-year-old Yu Qi nor twenty-six-year-old Yu Qi could ever have imagined that one day he would become a slave to desire, utterly lost in love with a single woman. As a cool and sensitive young man, Yu Qi grips her chin and, right in front of her fiancé, the male lead, tells her in a casual yet unmistak 943Reads8.3Score140Shelves

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   These are all books by Hu Dayu, they're really good. I read the third one and then started to like his writing. Then I started reading the sixth one, and then gradually finished the rest. They're mostly funny with a plot, and some are very well written, but you'll be laughing the whole time.

3. 553 坐 Waiting for Him to Mess Up! My Detective Husband Is Acting Suspicious 坐等翻车！闪婚刑警老公不太对劲 Snake and Panda蛇与熊猫Modern Romance329k WordsCompleted 2.8kReads—Score253Shelves
4. 554 疯 Crazy Male Lead, Don't Be Afraid. I'm Just a Plain Old Pervert 疯批男主别害怕，我只是单纯变态 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance569k WordsCompleted [A print edition has been signed for publication] [Pure-hearted yet truly deranged male lead x fake psychopath female lead who does everything to survive] [From universally hated to universally adored * brothers’ road to redemption * both are virgins] Xiang Fengyu transmigrates into a book as the short-lived fiancée of a deranged male lead. From the start, she’s in danger of being killed after spotting a bloodstained shirt under his bed. She plans to use her golden finger, her knowledge of the p 21.3kReads9.5Score3.1kShelves
5. 555 吃 I Lived Off the Ice-Cold CEO, and Somehow Became a God 吃美女总裁软饭的我，竟然成神了 Black-and-White Angler黑白钓客Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Li Mubai was just accompanying his heartbroken buddy to sing at a KTV and have a few drinks when, in a ridiculous twist of fate, he ran into a beautiful CEO who was also drunk. He thought that landing a wealthy, beautiful CEO would already mean he’d reached the pinnacle of life. But then he suddenly discovered he could control water, whether it was water on the ground or the water inside the human body. As long as he immersed himself in water, his body would grow stronger without end. He could e 19.2kReads8.2Score1.5kShelves
6. 556 五 I Married Him for a 500 Million Dowry, but His Whole Family Is Mute 五亿彩礼嫁给他，霸总全家是哑巴 Snake and Panda蛇与熊猫Modern Romance281k WordsCompleted [Chatty, sunny civil servant × outwardly cold but inwardly passionate CEO, marriage first and love later + sweet romance and comedy + easygoing daily life] Jiang Tang was completely dumbfounded! One day, after coming home from work at the neighborhood office, she found the three sons of the city’s most powerful Luo family squeezed onto her tiny sofa. Her “cultivating immortality” dad and her teary-eyed mom were on the phone, haggling with the three CEOs’ father over an astronomical bride price. 1.5kReads8.4Score191Shelves
7. 557 真 The Real Heiress Wins People Over with Her Shamelessness 真千金以缺德服人 Magpie Branch鹊枝Modern Romance376k WordsCompleted [Sharp-tongued male lead feared even by ghosts x foul-mouthed heroine who picks fights with the whole world] Jiang Tang transmigrates into a book, becoming the real daughter and wicked supporting character in a melodramatic novel, a stepping stone for the happy ending of the hero and heroine. She thinks of the original character, who only became more miserable the harder she tried, and her eventual fate: her fiancé stolen from her, scandals following her everywhere, and death by suicide after 4.1kReads9.2Score505Shelves

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   Hahaha, this is hilarious! My cousin is so witty and the story is great. It's a romance novel set in the entertainment industry, very good and especially funny. Highly recommended!

8. 558 王 Honor of Kings: Moonlight, Blow Them Away! 王者：月光啊，闪爆他们！ Building the Great Wall with a Sword持剑以筑长城Sports745k WordsCompleted [Meme System] + [Solo queue king] + [Random matchmaking] + [Livestream] + [All-rounder] + [Sweet romance] Jiang Yu was lucky enough to activate a System. Unfortunately, it was a bizarre meme-making System. As long as he performed an action or behavior associated with a particular hero, he could become the best player of that hero? “What does that mean? Are you saying...” [Ding! Detected Host walking along the wall. Acquired Baili Shouyue’s top-tier skills and understanding!] “So that means...” [ 8.7kReads9.0Score653Shelves

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   [Sending hearts][Sending hearts] These two books are lighthearted and funny, guaranteed to make you laugh, bro. They're a bit mindless, but so awesome, bro! 🎍 The first one is "The First Luna," and the second one is "A Thousand Years"! King of the Prisons, A Thousand Years!

9. 559 我 I Just Got Dumped, So What's Wrong with Forcing a Kiss on the Sharp-Tongued CEO? 我都失恋了，强吻毒舌总裁咋了？ Snake and Panda蛇与熊猫Modern Romance320k WordsCompleted [Talkative, slightly timid, blunt wedding planner x sharp-tongued, slightly stingy workaholic CEO] [Modern romance+CEO+sweet and funny+sharp-tongued banter+easygoing daily life+intense push and pull+secret love turned mutual] Wedding planner Gu Shi'an burst into tears! She'd received a wedding invitation from her former boss and happily gone to the banquet! But the moment she arrived, it was like being struck by lightning: the groom was the boyfriend she'd loved for ten years, and the mother-in- 1.8kReads8.4Score163Shelves
10. 560 王 Honor of Kings: From the Start, I Rule the Ninth Prison, Master of All Ten Thousand Prisons 王者：开局牢九门，我为万牢之主 Leg-Day Slacker练腿摸鱼仔Sports586k WordsCompleted [Solo Queue King]+ [Livestream]+ [Queue Snipe]+ [Power Fantasy] After losing nine games in a row and becoming the laughingstock of the internet, washed-up streamer Lu Chuan activates the God of Kings System! “Your Sikong Zhen win rate is 0%. You still taking requests?” “Even if you win, you’ll just be a carried loser, won’t you?” In response to the haters’ relentless abuse, he equips the title “Lord of Ten Thousand Prisons” and puts up a livestream headline: [Only playing the Nine Prison Picks u 3.3kReads8.9Score273Shelves
11. 561 闪 You Want a Divorce After Our Whirlwind Wedding? The Cantonese Tycoon's Heir Won't Let Go 闪婚还想离？粤圈太子爷不放手了 Snake and Panda蛇与熊猫Modern Romance259k WordsCompleted Fake easygoing, genuinely money-loving, optimistic, goofy sweetheart × fake celibate, genuinely pure-hearted heir to the Cantonese entertainment scene [Marriage first, love later + slice-of-life slow burn + devoted couple, sweet romance, and comedy] Sang Xiaoxiao, a professional blind-date saboteur, finally got herself into trouble. She married in someone else's place to pay off a debt, but mistook her husband and registered her marriage with a handsome stranger named Xu Rusheng. The good news: 601Reads8.2Score104Shelves
12. 562 全 All of the Capital Knows That Father and Daughter Have a Few Screws Loose 全京城都知道，那对父女脑子有坑 Little Wine Riddle小酒谜Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted and witty + no romance + daily life + everyone’s favorite + satisfying read + ridiculous fun + strong female lead + ensemble cast + political intrigue + absurd plot] (I’m no good at writing introductions, so just jump straight into the story!) Ever since Ye Qiong, the only child of Prince Duan’s household, was kicked in the head by a donkey and lost her memory, The old libertine Prince Duan’s good days came to an end. Other families enjoy loving fathers and filial children. The Pri 399.8kReads9.3Score56.1kShelves
13. 563 宝 Baby, So What If I’m Shameless? You Love It Too 宝宝，我贱怎么啦？你不也爱的欢 Snake and Panda蛇与熊猫Modern Romance278k WordsCompleted A shameless, slick-talking second-generation heir and domineering CEO × a sweet, sunny heiress who’s a genius at taking down electronics [Love Before Marriage + Hilarious Everyday Life + Father-in-Law and Son-in-Law Torment Each Other + All Sugar, No Ice + Childhood Friends + Both Each Other’s First] When she was three, Luo Xintang had her first kiss “stolen” by Chen Zhe, who was six months older. Everyone said, “They’re just playing house. It doesn’t count.” At eighteen, they were caught kissin 3.5kReads—Score304Shelves
14. 564 鬼 The Ghost's Knocking Was So Loud, the Neighbors Came Over to Beat Me Up 鬼敲门声音太大竟引来邻居毒打 Fleece-Lined Long Johns秋裤加绒Mystery542k WordsCompleted Hear a ghost knocking on your door at night? Don't panic. Call the neighbors and ask them to come claim the “takeout.” Run into a vengeful ghost demanding blood money at a crossroads? Just drop the cash into the Buddha's merit box. A Ghost King disguises himself as a delivery guy and kills people at random. Who knew the delivery would be to the place where the patriarch of Longhu Mountain was in seclusion? After transmigrating to a supernatural world, Li Yi awakened the Unconventional Celestial 9.9kReads9.2Score695Shelves

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    I'm guaranteed to laugh myself to death; I laughed so hard I almost choked in bed.

15. 565 恶 The Wicked Villainess Is a Big Dog, and She's Wrecking the Whole Elite Family 恶毒女配是比格，豪门都被她创飞 Pear Should Come Early梨应早Modern Romance385k WordsCompleted [Warning: Street thugs and louts use mother-related insults. Reader discretion advised!] [Transmigrates into a Book + Beagle Comes to Life + Beloved by a Wealthy Family + Silly Comedy + Feel-Good] The beagle Song Jinjin transmigrated into the villainess of a wealthy-family novel, a girl who made trouble at every turn. System: [You're madly in love with the male lead, bully the heroine, torment the villain, and have everyone out for your blood.] Song Jinjin: I don't understand. I'm the Beagle Qu 30.9kReads9.4Score5.5kShelves
16. 566 少 Cut the Nonsense—The Villain Goes All-Out 少逼逼歪歪，反派火力全开 Ninety-Nine Points九拾九分Modern Romance517k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + adored by everyone + unhinged antics + wealthy-family ensemble + wish fulfillment] (This story contains no BL. Don’t take the comedic scenes seriously. If that bothers you, please don’t read. Best enjoyed without overthinking~) After transmigrating into a book as a rich, beautiful, brainless villain, Shang Yang was furious. Why did a villain still have to go to school?!!! If you’re rich, shouldn’t you be able to lie flat and enjoy the good life? And to make matters worse, af 101.4kReads8.9Score15kShelves
17. 567 让 You Sent Me to an Aristocratic School, but I Went After the Young Lady 让你贵族学校读书，你去泡大小姐 A Little Like Eas, But Not Much有点易斯但不多Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Absolutely Unhinged Comedy + Love Triangle Showdown + Lighthearted Humor + Young Ladies + Light Novel] Social death, also known as dying of embarrassment, generally refers to… Never mind, that’s not important. My name is Ye Cheng. By the time you read this, I’ll be dying of embarrassment! Noble Academy, here I come!!! … [Host, at the freshman welcoming ceremony, get the attention of the current student council president, the young lady of the Dongfang family, in a way everyone will remember. M 73.7kReads7.7Score6.9kShelves

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    It's incredibly powerful; just watch it and you're done. The male lead is very abstract; he only loves money.

18. 568 那 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者 Squirrel Under the Mushroom House蘑菇屋下的松鼠Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 162.2kReads9.3Score17.1kShelves

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    They were all hilarious. By the way, my time difference might not be as bad as yours, but I definitely got more likes than everyone else here.

19. 569 大 Great Tang: From the Start, I Used the Imperial Jade Seal to Crack Walnuts 大唐：开局传国玉玺砸核桃 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Great Tang] [System] [Mischievous Kid] [Sign-In] [Funny, Hilarious] After transmigrating to the Great Tang, Li Ke becomes an eight-year-old boy. He has been signing in for eight years from the start and has received countless rewards! One day, Li Ke uses the Imperial Jade Seal to crack walnuts. Li Shimin: TAT Ke'er, don't, don't smash it! Li Ke: Come on, Father. Give me a dog’s bark! Li Shimin: Ah!!! I am the emperor, and you want me to bark like a dog? Li Ke: If not, then how about letting me 17.1kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
20. 570 军 Military Marriage: You Want to Send Me to the Countryside? I'll PUA Your Whole Family 军婚:逼我下乡?我PUA他全家 Li Baozhu李宝珠Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Military Marriage + Sweet Romance + Devoted Couple + Pocket Dimension] In her previous life, Fang Ying was poisoned by her stepmother and grew uglier by the day. Her childhood sweetheart and fiancé got together with her stepmother’s daughter. Then her entire family pressured her to give up her place at a workers, peasants, and soldiers university and go to the countryside in the other girl’s place! She turned around and married her fiancé’s uncle, a decorated soldier. But he died in action si 53.3kReads9.0Score7.2kShelves

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    🍒🍒Super hilarious! 🌿① Forced by circumstances, Jiang Yao returned to her old profession. Who knew she'd be arrested the moment she emerged from the tomb? Interrogation room: "Name?" "Jiang Yao" "Gender?" "Female" "What were you doing?" "Digging up my husband." Everyone: !!! Then her husband, with a dark expression, pushed open the door…

21. 571 大 Great Tang: An Eight-Year-Old Brat Who Drives Li Shimin Crazy 大唐：八岁熊孩子，气疯李世民 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Historical1.2M WordsCompleted Li Ke, the third prince of the Great Tang, gets a sign-in System and does countless reckless things, driving Li Shimin mad. Li Shimin: “You little brat! What the hell have you done now?!” Li Ke: “QAQ Father, why are you yelling? I only tried on an outfit.” Li Shimin: “Oh, you were trying on clothes. Then that’s fine. What clothes?” Li Ke: “The imperial robe.” Li Shimin: “?? I, your father, I, the emperor, I… I’ll kill you!” Their loving father-son life is all here. [Great Tang] [System] [Bratty 10.2kReads8.9Score745Shelves
22. 572 救 Help! The Villain's Son Has an Attention-Seeking Mom 救命！反派儿子的亲妈是个显眼包 Banana Ice Cream香蕉冰激凌Modern Romance226k WordsCompleted [Sweet Romance + Shameless Wish Fulfillment + Comedy + Adorable Kids] Overnight, Jiang Wanyan transmigrates into the role of the villain's biological mother and gets bound to a Redemption System. Her mission is to save the villain and keep him from going down the path of darkness. Jiang Wanyan thinks this is absolutely wonderful!!! So, she takes her villainous son to a film set to play a Japanese soldier, to work as an NPC in a haunted house at an amusement park, and even to a KTV to sing songs 2.7kReads8.9Score235Shelves

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    🌶The female lead is taking the villain's son to school. At the school gate: "Son, if you can't concentrate on your studies, eat more clams! We've already paid your tuition!" The villain's son: "Mom, I have an exam tomorrow." The female lead says seriously: "Son, can you hand in a blank paper?" The villain's son: "Huh? Why?" The female lead laughs awkwardly: "I wanted to hand it in before but didn't dare."

23. 573 啥 What, I Only Transmigrated into a Book After My Fake Pregnancy Was Exposed? 啥，假孕暴露了才穿书？ Pet Your Cat摸一下你的猫Modern Romance345k WordsCompleted A sharp-tongued heroine who loves making enemies × a former unhinged male lead who can’t go crazy anymore. (A hilarious transmigration-into-a-book story + System. Both leads are completely devoted to each other!!!) After becoming a vegetable, Wen Yao was bound to a transmigration-into-a-book System and sent into a romance novel called Mr. Fu, His Substitute Wife Is a Miracle Doctor. The love triangle between the male lead, his one true love, and the substitute heroine went on for millions of wor 25.4kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves
24. 574 西 Journey to the West: The Demon-Wife Collector 西游：娶精人 A Bucket of Mustard一桶芥末Eastern Fantasy688k WordsOngoing [Backup Pilgrim to the West / Pilgrim No. 66 / Wild, fun ideas / Hilarious comeback] Tang Jianguo accidentally transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes Pilgrim No. 66, a backup pilgrim. Wukong, Bajie, and all the other fateful encounters have already been snatched up by the monks ahead of him. From the start, he's dealt an impossible hand, with only a Feeding System that spends merit points to exchange for supplies. A brutal competition against his fellow pilgrims lies ahead, and an ut 16.5kReads8.6Score2kShelves

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    Eunuch: Your Majesty, the pilgrims have set off. Li Shimin: How many is this this year? Eunuch: Your Majesty, this is the 66th pilgrim. At the Empty Monkey Cave beneath the Five Elements Mountain, Pilgrim No. 66: Where's the monkey? Where's my monkey? Earth God: It was taken away by the pilgrims at the beginning of the year. Pilgrim No. 66: What am I supposed to do?

25. 575 不 The Not-So-Dominant CEO and His Lazy Stepmother 不霸气总裁与咸鱼后妈 Scallion Pancake with an Extra Egg手抓饼要加鸡蛋Modern Romance450k WordsCompleted The short drama The Not-So-Domineering CEO and His Laid-Back Stepmom is now streaming on Hongguo. [Sweet romance + comedy + marriage first, love later + straightforward leads + both leads speak their minds] [Content warning 1: The son is the male lead’s biological child. Please don’t read if that bothers you.] [Content warning 2: Around twenty chapters feature variety shows in the entertainment industry. They’re just a side story where the heroine watches the drama unfold! She never enters the e 33.8kReads9.5Score4.9kShelves

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    [Admiration][Admiration] The stepson is a high school student, and the first thing he says upon meeting is "Hello, stepmother/sister," to which the female lead immediately replies, "Hello, son/brother," which cracks me up! [Laughing and crying][laughing and crying] When they're caught sneaking a late-night snack, the stepson actually shouts, "I want to live with my stepmother in the divorce!" That's hilarious, he's so filial! 😭 The plot is fast-paced, and the characters are witty and don't seem to be lacking in intelligence; I couldn't stop watching! Highly recommended! 👏

26. 576 我 I’m Only Two! What’s with This Comeback System? 我才两岁，逆袭系统什么鬼？ The Rooftop Warrior屋顶战士Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Well, here I am in a high-martial world, two years old, and the comeback System is forty years ahead of schedule! [At forty-two, you are the son of the Great Xia Martial Saint, yet you have achieved nothing. You haven’t even advanced beyond the fourth realm of martial arts...] [Now, at the age of forty, try to make the Chinese Martial Saint, who hasn’t smiled in thirty years, crack even the slightest smile.] [Mission reward: Dao Embryo Pill.] Lu Yu, one year and two months old by actual age but 46.3kReads8.1Score4.2kShelves

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    💥💥This hilarious and incredibly entertaining book is a total slapstick comedy! The protagonist transmigrates to a world of high-level martial arts and becomes the son of a martial arts saint—a little boy not even two years old! He's bound to a "reversal system," and his starting mission is to make the martial arts saint smile! [Facepalm] At this moment, the protagonist realizes that this system arrived forty years too early. Hesitantly, he calls the martial arts saint "Dad," and the system immediately notifies him that the mission is complete and issues rewards. The protagonist is stunned. "This works?! That's great! Hehe…!!" [Laughing and crying][Laughing and crying]

27. 577 开 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ Meaning in the Lyrics词中意Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19.1kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves
28. 578 学 My Students Train Hard While I Slack Off, and I Become a Top Mentor 学生苦修我摆烂，躺成了金牌导师 Five Ridges, Six Beasts五脊六兽Urban2.3M WordsOngoing [High Martial Arts + Ensemble Cast + Rewards for Teaching Disciples + Lighthearted + Absurd + Upside-Down Hierarchy] [A warm, slow-paced comedy] Dong Chao transmigrates into a high-martial-arts world and becomes a slacker teacher at a martial arts university. With his foundation damaged, he is completely unable to cultivate. Fortunately, he awakens the Mentor and Friend System. As long as he earns his students' approval, he can absorb their talents, supernatural abilities, techniques, cultivatio 14.3kReads8.8Score895Shelves

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    I laughed so hard my parents called me crazy.

29. 579 小 My Wife Is 15 Years Younger, Spoiled, and I Love It 小15岁娇妻很作我很爱 Keep Going, A Yue前进吧阿月Urban146k WordsCompleted Young and charming Lin Wan defies convention and insists on marrying Jiang Zhihan, a man fifteen years her senior who has gone bankrupt twice. Everyone says she is after his money, but in truth, she only wants to save the one man who ever showed her warmth. She acts spoiled and makes a fuss over everything, but in reality, she is carefully planning each step, using warnings from her dreams and deft maneuvering to pull him out of business traps and the depths of despair time and again. Jiang Zhih 4kReads—Score239Shelves

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    It's really funny, I burst out laughing.

30. 580 我 I Scrounge Food and Drink at the Cemetery 我在坟地蹭吃蹭喝 Bao Gungun.包滚滚.Urban1.8M WordsCompleted I'm a cemetery security guard. I love teddy bear cookies, earn ten thousand gold bricks a month, and get rewarded until my hands are full. “Ding! Successfully sent a lecherous ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: permanent +100 luck with romance.” “Ding! Successfully sent a hanged ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: rubber tongue.” “Ding! Successfully sent a water ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: the skill to outrun your underwear.” “Ding! Successfully sent the Ghost King off to reincarnate. Reward: 5.3kReads8.8Score630Shelves

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    Super hilarious! [Laughing and crying emojis] So many real-life jokes are used to their fullest extent in the first book! [Facepalm emojis] [facepalm emojis] [facepalm emojis] If you sneak off to read it at night, be prepared to get a beating from your mom! [Facepalm emojis] [facepalm emojis] [facepalm emojis]

31. 581 女 A Woman’s Tactics 女人的套路 Keep Going, A Yue前进吧阿月Completed A Woman’s Tactics —Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 582 新 New Utopia 新，乌托邦 Broken Strings in the Rain雨中断弦Urban397k WordsOngoing [Political Thriller] [Montage Style] [Psychological Oppression] [Dystopian] (The story moves slowly at first, but more kinds of ghosts will appear later.) The calamity ended, and a city-state rose from the ground. People called it the New Utopia. Beneath its gleaming order, those in power were no longer human. Monsters wore human skin and occupied positions of authority. Their visions were linked, and everything was under surveillance. A colossal beast hung in the sky, while monsters roamed th 2.3kReads—Score195Shelves

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    Some of the jokes in it are really funny.

33. 583 呸 Bah! I'm the Villain, Why Should I Have Any Decency? 呸！当反派，要什么素质啊！ Wingless Bird折翼的鸟Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Absurd Villain × Rebellious Brothers] [Digging holes, taking everything seriously, putting all challengers in their place, humiliating scumbags, cracking jokes, born shameless, and an unhinged schemer!] Jiang Chen gets sent flying by a truck and transmigrates into a book as a miserable rich second-generation villain. He chases the goddess of his dreams for three years without even holding her hand, then blows his money until he dies, only to become a Dragon King's prison mate and die in agony w 15.5kReads8.0Score1.3kShelves
34. 584 斩 Slay the Gods: I’m the Proxy for Big Gray Wolf, and Even Conceptual Gods Are Gods 斩神：代理灰太狼，概念神也是神 Little Little Falling Leaf小小小落叶Male-Channel Fanfiction564k WordsOngoing [Slay the Gods]+ [Mentally Ill Protagonist]+ [Unhinged Comedy]+ [Big Bad Wolf’s Agent]+ [Conceptual Gods Are Gods Too]+ [Woolly]+ [Tom Cat]+ [Doraemon]+ [Who Cares If You Get It? Just Click and Read!] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Chu Ming discovered that he had become a mental patient, and that he shared a doctor with Lin Qiye. Chu Ming was tied tightly to a hospital bed. Doctor Liu: “Sorry, your condition is rather serious. We have to restrain you.” Chu Ming: “I’m r 11.6kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves

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    LOL, the author hasn't updated for four or five days.

35. 585 京 The Capital's Most Notorious Beauty 京城第一祸水 Stars Fill My Eyes满眼星宸Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Currently being published [rival suitors in a dramatic love triangle + top-tier schemer + supporting villainess fights back + everyone comes around] [Historical romance + told entirely from the wicked supporting female character’s perspective] ❣️Blurb One Qiao Wanyan learned from a storybook that she was nothing but a wicked supporting character who abandoned her childhood sweetheart and chased after wealth and status. She sowed discord, poisoned her elder sister, and committed every imaginable 58.9kReads9.3Score7.7kShelves

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    Shen Che's obsidian-like eyes gleamed with a dark light. "What's your relationship with her?" Xu Shujian's tone remained indifferent: "An unspeakable relationship." Shen Che frowned slightly. "You look like you're going to die young." Xu Shujian turned her gaze back to the doorway, her tone light: "You too." Shen Che also looked away; this person was still so repulsive.

36. 586 满EN A Family of Hopeless Romantics, Except for the Evil Little Junior Brother 满门恋爱脑，唯有小师弟正的发邪 Howling Gale哀嚎的狂风Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [No System + Slow-Burn + Cautious Protagonist + Funny and Lighthearted] The senior apprentice brother is love-struck, and the second senior apprentice brother is burdened with a blood feud. The third senior apprentice sister has loved and fought the Demon Lord through three lifetimes, while the fourth senior apprentice sister is a white lotus. The sect leader left the sect for love, and the uncle-master ventured deep into the demonic path for the woman he loved... Neither immortal nor heroic, th 20.8kReads8.4Score1.6kShelves

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    💥This book is seriously, seriously, seriously amazing! A hilarious masterpiece!😏 The male lead is single-mindedly pursuing the path to immortality, but unfortunately, his sect is always unreliable. His eldest brother is unrequited love and threatens suicide every few days🤦, and his third sister keeps bringing the Demon Lord to the sect for romance!! His master is going through puberty and ran away from the sect for love😳! And now, someone still can't forget him😢 and wants to take him home to have his baby!

37. 587 御 Beast Taming: So They're the Real Heroines? 御兽：原来她们才是主角？ Three-Day Godslayer三日杀神Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Xuanhuan + Beast Taming and Transformation + Character Growth + Laid-Back Daily Life + Multiple Heroines] My name is Wei Qi. I’m an ordinary transmigrator who unexpectedly arrived in Tianxuan Star, a world of beast tamers. I never got a powerful System, but in the end, I still became invincible under heaven! It’s a long story. All my spirit beasts are the real protagonists of this world. My bonded spirit beast, the Nine-Tailed Demon Empress of the Ice Vortex, is a super-strong cultivator reborn 7.8kReads8.6Score911Shelves
38. 588 反 The Villain’s Diary: Why Does It Feel Like You’re All Acting? 反派日记：怎么感觉你们在演我 Day and Night Reversed颠倒昼夜Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a novel and became the villain. After dozens of attempts, all ending in failure, she still couldn't return to the real world. At last, she gave up trying, only to discover she could grow stronger by writing a diary. Since nobody could read it, Su Luo wrote whatever she pleased, holding nothing back. The first female lead: "This diary is great. I stole all the protagonist's opportunities, and now I just want to grow stronger." The second female lead: "I don't care about rea 25.3kReads9.0Score2.1kShelves
39. 589 不 No Eavesdropping on the Emperor 不许偷听朕说话 Yin Zaishui尹在水Ancient Romance925k WordsCompleted An Jiu transmigrated into the body of a young palace maid who wanted to climb into the emperor’s bed. The moment she opened her eyes, the tyrant ran his sword straight through the maid who had tried to seduce him. The next day, the tyrant killed a senior maid who served one of the consorts. On the third day, a maid who tasted the emperor’s food died from poison. Being a palace maid was a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save up, cherish her life, and stay away from the tyrant. But the 78.7kReads9.4Score13kShelves

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    I was laughing so hard in bed that I was rolling around on the floor, and my mom said I was going crazy. [Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm]

40. 590 团 The Beloved Little Darling of a Farming Family 团宠农家小奶包 Jiang Yuanyuan姜圆圆Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted Everyone in Xixiang Village knows that the Zhao family recently found a little girl. She’s three years old, chubby and fair-skinned. Everyone says a girl is a burden, but the Zhao family treasures the little one. Later, Zhao Heng, who had been blind, regained his sight. Zhao Xuan, who had been poisoned, was cured. And the Zhao family, nearly ruined by the cost of medical treatment, became a wealthy household. Some people grew envious and snuck over to the Zhao home at midnight to eavesdrop, hopi 8kReads9.2Score764Shelves

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    This is an incredibly good, high-quality novel that you could stay up all night reading. I was drawn in by the title, and I consider myself to have a pretty high threshold for humor, but after reading this book, I realized how low my threshold for laughter really is! I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that my mom scolded me [facepalm][laughing]

41. 591 曹 Cao Yang's Journey South 曹阳南下记 Great Demon King Peacock孔雀大魔王Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Passionate and exhilarating. Now complete. Read with confidence. Cao Yang heads south to seek refuge with his older sister, setting off wave after wave of upheaval… 40.6kReads8.9Score4kShelves

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    My stomach hurts in the middle of the night, so Mom gives me some walnuts.

42. 592 全 A Strange Dating Sim Where Everyone Is Yandere 全员病娇的诡异恋爱游戏 Chili Pepper Loves Cats辣椒爱吃猫Urban877k WordsCompleted [Yandere + love-triangle chaos + second playthrough + wits and courage + the uncanny + Lovecraftian + death resets] This is a dark fantasy romance game. The main gameplay is to contain all kinds of monster girls and investigate the truth behind a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. But Luo Wei loved the game's dark, grotesque atmosphere so much that he turned a dating sim into a mystery-solving adventure. What's a woman? Women only slow down how fast I can draw my gun! To him, the 23.6kReads9.4Score2.3kShelves
43. 593 开 A High-Stakes Gamble from the Start, Then a Life of Unbridled Freedom 开局一场豪赌，享受肆意潇洒人生 Yan Xiao Xi彦小希Urban3.4M WordsOngoing [Tycoon] + [System] + [Multiple Women] + [Campus Belle] + [No Simping] “Screw love.” “I’m going to make money!” “More money than I could ever count.” “With money, what woman couldn’t I get?” Zhang Yuan is devastated after discovering that his girlfriend cheated on him, but by chance, he gets a System. However...he has to spend a hundred million on women to activate it. Where is a poor kid like Zhang Yuan supposed to get that kind of startup money? A prediction from the System gives him a 61.7kReads8.4Score5.8kShelves
44. 594 我 My Youth Was Like a Pile of Mud 我的青春，好似一摊烂泥 Jiu Shihan酒诗寒Urban2.3M WordsOngoing (Youth, School Life, Growing Up, Everyday Life, Redemption) Told in the first person, this is a coming-of-age story about a bad boy who matches wits with students and teachers at his school. They save one another and gradually grow up. My name is Fang Yuan. Ever since I was a child, I've been different from other people's kids. Girls say I'm as thick as a log, and my friends say I'm selfish. But I never thought there was anything wrong with that. Because I'm not a good person to begin with. W 156.1kReads9.5Score11.4kShelves

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    [Flying kiss][Flying kiss][Flying kiss][Bump][Bump]

45. 595 速 Speedrunning Immortality: I Have the Great Dao’s Word List 速通修仙：我有大道词条 Listen to Laibao听赖宝的话Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Super Genius + Comedy + Cultivation + Traits + Witty + Decisive] Chen Fan transmigrates to a world of cultivation, accompanied by a highly intelligent donkey, and obtains a ridiculous trait System. From then on, eighty million stars blaze across the heavens, while he shoulders the sorrows of ages past and present! [Never Come Back Empty-Handed While Fishing: You always catch something] One cast of the net brings up a Nine-Orifice Golden Core? The undying bones of a demonic giant? A nail-headed 19.4kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves
46. 596 捡 I Pick Through Trash, Yet I'm the Immortal Sect's Live-In Son-in-Law 捡垃圾的我，竟是仙门赘婿 Immortal of the Common Folk市井仙人Urban3.1M WordsCompleted On my first visit to her home, my future mother-in-law threw ten million at me to make me give up. How do I show her just how formidable I am? Also known as: The Immortal Was Once a Demon and I Can’t Fight, But I’m an Immortal 70kReads9.0Score7.7kShelves
47. 597 重 Reborn: You Started It, So Why Are You Asking for More? 重生：是你先惹我，事后干嘛还要 The Forgetful Rabbit at Mao Hour迷糊的卯时兔Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Reborn, slow burn, revenge, heiress, princess, campus belle, scheming] Come on! How could I possibly fall for someone I hate? I mean, there are so many people pursuing me that the line stretches from here all the way over there, as far as the eye can see. I can find any kind of person I want, so why would I take an interest in some commoner with no connections? I-I-I’m not making excuses. I’m just stating the facts! All right, all right, don’t look at me like that… I admit it. When he’s not 575Reads9.4Score—Shelves
48. 598 仙 Fairy, Let Me Explain 仙子你听我解释 Beyond Life and Death离境无生灭Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing [Multiple female leads | seducing the master | no System | comic antics | slice of life, light on the main plot] Before joining Tianxu, I thought cultivating immortality meant slaying demons, carrying a three-foot sword, proving the Dao and attaining eternal life, and living free of grudges. After joining Tianxu, I discovered that every one of my fellow disciples was a brilliant oddball, all the elders were masters of wild antics, and the ultimate destination of cultivation was apparently pure a 63.5kReads9.0Score5.7kShelves
49. 599 黑 The Allure of the Underworld 黑道诱人 Zhu Rong Will Surely Blaze祝融必火Urban5.2M WordsOngoing [The short drama adapted from this book, From Here on, Rivers Flow into the World, is now available. Come watch!] [Urban + underworld + big shots + all-powerful + feel-good story + period setting + invincible protagonist + multiple heroines + ruthless and decisive] When I was little, my dad often told me that the path of the underworld was a road of no return. It was hard to walk, and few people ever came to a good end. I never understood what he meant. Instead, I thought the underworld was all 67kReads8.7Score2.9kShelves
50. 600 这 This Little Temptress Is So Sweet 这个妖精娇滴滴 Autumn Waters, Southern Mist秋水南烟Ancient Romance351k WordsCompleted Only after becoming a skeleton spirit did she realize that the female demons along the Journey to the West had terrible taste. Sun Wukong was far more alluring than Tang Sanzang! The Great Sage could be devious or gentle, fight monsters, and whisper sweet nothings. “Don’t look at my master.” “Got yourself into trouble again? Why show off? Is my Golden Cudgel just for decoration?” “Don’t get too smug. When I return from fetching the scriptures in the West, I’ll deal with you sooner or later.” The 8.1kReads8.9Score831Shelves

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    Funny little sweet treat, hahaha

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