Stories So Funny You’ll Pound the Bedside, Ruin It, and Get Kicked Out by Your Wife 笑到床头锤烂被媳妇赶出家门的书

1. 801 抽 A Book of Drawing Curtains 抽布摇帘的一本书 Pulling Cloth, Shaking the Curtain抽布摇帘Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted A new work is out! You can find it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support gives me the motivation to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 1.1kReads8.3Score10014d adds
2. 802 假 Fake Luxury Bag Socialite Exposed: A Self-Made Mogul Sent Me 5,000 as a Breakup Fee 假包名媛翻车现场：创一代给我转账5000当分手费 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯9k WordsCompleted Fake Luxury-Bag Socialite Gets Exposed: A Startup Founder Transfers Me 5,000 as a Breakup Fee 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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   You're locked in a mental hospital, and the system tells you it's filled with real, bizarre creatures. Your roommate grinds his teeth every morning at 3 AM, claiming he's eating the moon. When the SSS-level forbidden creature deep within the hospital awakens, and all the monsters kneel and tremble, you grab a stun gun and hold it in front of them, saying to the group of patients behind you, "My people, who are you to touch?"

3. 803 女 The Supporting Actress Wrecks the Dating Show and Goes Off the Rails in Life 女配创翻恋综，走上人生癫疯 Yun Ciyan云辞砚Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [In a nutshell: After transmigrating as a villainess, my entire sect came along too] [One-on-one comedy + celebrity dating show + inner thoughts and gossip + face-slapping + fake and real heiresses] After failing her tribulation, Yun Xia was struck by lightning and sent into the world of a novel. As the villainess, she was supposed to sacrifice herself and make way for the heroine's beautiful romance with all her admirers. “?” You want me to sacrifice myself for someone else? Say that one more t 27.2kReads9.3Score4.5k14d adds
4. 804 疯 I Woke Up in a Madman’s Arms, Only to Find I’m the Sucker 疯批怀里惊坐起，冤种竟是我自己 Tweet Tweet Blows Bubbles啾啾吹泡泡Ancient Romance530k WordsCompleted The comic adaptation is now live~ [Double Clean Romance + Goofy Comedy + Transmigrate into a Book + Mind Reading + Sweet Romance + Regret and Redemption + Satisfying Wish Fulfillment + Fantasy World] A madly devoted, doting Demon Lord vs. a quirky, adorable, goofy female disciple Sang Wanning transmigrated. She became the unlucky supporting female character of the same name, whose fate left countless readers sighing with regret. In the original story, Sang Wanning had a breathtakingly beautiful 6.1kReads9.3Score90814d adds
5. 805 快 Quick Transmigration: The Daily Life of a Villainess in Character 快穿之恶毒女配扮演日常 If Not for the Jade Maidens若非群玉Modern Romance396k WordsCompleted (The characters stay in character. The heroine is an unapologetically nasty, brainless villainess: spoiled, bratty, and bad. Don’t read if that’s not your thing.) Ji Tang was a Host in the Villainess Department. She made wickedness her mission, followed the plot diligently, and considered staying in character a matter of professional pride. Who knew that despite her conscientious efforts to follow the plot, it would go so far off the rails that even its own mother wouldn’t recognize it? She was 7.6kReads8.9Score41614d adds

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   🍇🍇This is the most satisfying novel I've ever read. Ji Tang is amazing! You'll definitely regret not reading it. I won't even go into her talent, hahaha [eating melon][eating melon]

6. 806 他 The Apartment He Bought for Our Wedding Was Paid for in Full by My Dad 他的婚房，是我爸全款买的 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯7k WordsCompleted His marital home was bought outright by my father. —Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 807 装 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind 装了两年突然被读心了 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication in print] Also known as When My Billionaire Husband Started Coughing [Brooding, secretly snarky CEO X quirky, 'fake' innocent flower] Qi Weiran was a CEO worth billions. Because he carried a rare gene, he had a body that never got sick. But he could only live to the age of fifty. After he died, half his estate would go to his contract wife. One day, Qi Weiran's body, which had never shown a single sign of illness, suddenly began to cough. His adoring young wife, who loved 28.9kReads9.5Score3.6k14d adds

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   I clicked in out of boredom and only read a few chapters, but it's really hilarious! [Laughs] The female lead is the male lead's contract wife. After the male lead dies, half of his inheritance will go to his contract wife. [Smirks] One day, the male lead suddenly starts coughing, and the female lead almost cries her eyes out, but the voice the male lead hears isn't actually the female lead speaking. 💥

8. 808 我 My Emperor Father Can Read Minds 我的皇帝父亲会读心 Bone-Leak Gua Wen骨漏呱闻Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Infrastructure Building Focus ✚ Mostly Comedy ✚ Not Historically Accurate ✚ No Romance] Emperor Wei prided himself on being a wise ruler. His ministers served him well, his harem was harmonious, and his children were clever and filial. That is, until he was struck by lightning. Afterward, he gained the ability to read minds, and finally learned that everyone around him was two-faced, saying one thing while thinking another! Emperor Wei was devastated. So he had been such a failure as an emperor 56.5kReads9.3Score5.3k14d adds
9. 809 手 While I’m in the Hospital for Surgery, My Perfect Husband’s Mistress Sends Me a Basket of Wedding Candies 手术住院，完美老公的小三送来一篮喜糖 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯8k WordsCompleted While I was in the hospital for surgery, my perfect husband's mistress brought me a basket of wedding candies. —Reads—Score—14d adds
10. 810 睡 Two Years in Bed, and You're Sick of Me Like Chewing Gum? I Make Two Million a Year. What Makes You Think You're Good Enough? 睡两年，腻得像口香糖？我年入两百万，你配吗？ A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯7k WordsCompleted Two years of sleeping together, and you're already sick of me like chewing gum? I make two million a year. Do you think you're good enough for me? 3Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 811 首 The Commander Spoils Me Rotten: His Beautiful Stepmom-to-Be Runs Away Pregnant 首长太能宠，漂亮后妈揣崽跑路了 Chi Youbai池柚白Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Complete + Period Military Marriage + Eight-Year Age Gap + Faithful 1v1 + Adorable Kids + Sweet Romance] After transmigrating into a period novel as a pretty but brainless villainess who keeps courting death, Nan Yang decides to save herself. Her cold and distant military officer husband gives her the silent treatment after they marry, and she has two little burdens to care for. But he hands over all his money, can’t have children, and will die young later on… She’ll be rich and carefree, and b 4kReads9.2Score48314d adds

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    [You should read this carefully] This is a must-read for laughs! [Spit] Qiao Shi'an fled back to his hometown, [kiss][laugh] and a month later he actually [smirk] discovered he was pregnant! "Congratulations [fear], you're pregnant, [laugh] triplets [almost crying]!" 🌿 Holding the prenatal checkup report, [cool] Qiao Shi'an decisively appeared in front of that [peeling] person [petrified]: "Compensation, child support, formula money, tuition, living expenses... [Licking][OK][salute] I don't need much, just give me a million [you should read this carefully]..." [KISS][shock][salute][petrified][fear]

12. 812 八 The 1980s: The Cold-Faced Officer Is Wrapped Around the Sickly Beauty's Finger 八零：冷面军官被病弱美人拿捏了 Little Silly Goose小呆鹅Modern Romance571k WordsCompleted [Military Marriage + Sweet Romance + Mutual Devotion] Martial arts prodigy Jiang Nianzhi transmigrates into a book and arrives in an alternate version of the 1980s, where she becomes a delicate, frail beauty. Thinking she would run into one terrible person after another, she rolls up her sleeves, ready to beat them all into submission. But her feisty mother favors girls over boys, her white-lotus sister is a doting sister-con, her grandmother is a beauty enthusiast, and her little brother has 78.6kReads9.4Score12.1k14d adds

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    🍁🍁This is a 9.7 Masterpiece in my opinion, everyone should check it out! The female lead goes to the army base to find her brother, and her brother's teammate falls in love with her at first sight💞. The beautiful female lead, dressed in a cheongsam, with red lips and black hair, calls out sweetly, "Brother." Her comrade: "Is this the sister you were talking about? Wasn't she supposed to be dark-skinned, fat, and short??"

13. 813 邪 Evil God Moran! 邪神墨然！ Three Winds 11三风11Mystery3.1M WordsCompleted Why does the headless ghost in the hospital keep praying at midnight? Why does the skin-stealing ghost in the desolate mountain village wail without stopping? And why does the long-haired female ghost in the studio apartment shriek in the middle of the night? None of this is a distortion of human nature, much less a collapse of morality. It’s just that… someone’s having an episode! In an age when horror has returned and vengeful ghosts run rampant, Bai Yuan, dressed in a hospital gown, smiled ca 156.7kReads9.3Score16.5k14d adds

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    Three of the pinnacle of comedic fiction: Jiangnan the Street Vendor and Chen Shu the Sack. The first one is by the same author as Chen Pi. Absolutely brilliant; you'll be laughing so hard you'll be rolling around in bed after reading it. [Kiss]

14. 814 裁 I Put My Own Name First on the Layoff List 裁员名单上，我第一个写了自己名字 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯8k WordsCompleted I wrote my own name at the top of the layoff list. 5Reads—Score—14d adds
15. 815 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 177.9kReads9.7Score21.5k14d adds
16. 816 灵 Spirit Spring Space: My Cunning Snake Husband Knows How to Charm and Pamper Me 灵泉空间:腹黑蛇夫会哄又会宠 Please Have a Drink请酒一杯Ancient Romance697k WordsCompleted (Super doting! Super sweet! Super flirtatious!) [Completed + One-on-one, both leads devoted only to each other + System + Pocket dimension with a spirit spring + Farming + Infrastructure building + Husband who dotes on his wife like his life depends on it] .Note: The leads keep no secrets from each other and are completely honest. If that bothers you, don’t read! A sweet and delicate-looking heroine with a resilient heart vs. a tough, cunning, rough-and-rowdy hero who dotes on his wife . Bai You 19.6kReads9.4Score2k14d adds

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    (Super Pampering! Super Sweet! Super Flirting!) Ten-Face-Blushing, Heart-Pounding Side Story [Completed + 1v1, Both Pure + System + Space Spring + Farming + Infrastructure Building + Doting Husband] Note: The male and female leads have no secrets and are completely honest with each other. If you mind, please don't read! A seemingly delicate and adorable but internally resilient female lead vs. A doting, strong, and cunning male lead, a rough and roguish man.

17. 817 真 The Real Heiress’s True Nature Fell Apart After Her Thoughts Were Read 真千金被读心后，人设崩了 Ye Xiaowan叶小晚Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Everyone can hear her thoughts + System + everyone’s darling + personal growth + face-slapping + carefree slacking] After Gu Xizhi died suddenly from working overtime all night, she discovered she had transmigrated into a novel she’d read and become the real daughter, a cannon-fodder character with a miserable ending. But if she was going to be cannon fodder, so be it. She was young, broke, and had no desire to work hard. So, before the Gu family could discover their real daughter was out there 10.8kReads8.8Score1.2k14d adds
18. 818 全 The Entire Cultivation World Eavesdrops on Me Eating Melon 全修真界偷听我吃瓜 C DomainC域Ancient Romance633k WordsOngoing Jiang Chacha wakes up to find she's become the most doted-on second-generation immortal in the cultivation world. Her father is the richest man in the immortal realm, her mother is the demon realm's empress, and every one of her siblings is a “Chacha-obsessed doting maniac.” She's instantly at the top of the world, but then she gets bound to a gossip System and starts furiously grumbling to herself. What she doesn't expect is that every cultivator can hear her thoughts! Ever since Jiang Chacha c 8Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 819 他 He Knelt and Said He Wasn't Good Enough, So I Got an Abortion and Left 他跪着说配不上，我打了孩子走人 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯8k WordsCompleted He knelt and said he wasn't worthy of me. I aborted the baby and walked away. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
20. 820 残 The Tax on a Disability Certificate 残疾证上的税 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted The Tax on a Disability Certificate —Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 821 绝 The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest 32kReads9.6Score4.4k14d adds

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    Hilarious! [Laughing][Laughing][Laughing] ① [Hilarious Cultivation + Identity Misplacement] "I'll Pay, You'll Live, We'll Both Go Crazy," the female lead goes on a killing spree in the cultivation world while using the male lead's name! She slaughters sects and ruthlessly punishes scum, and when judgment descends, gods and demons flee in terror. It's silly yet exciting, watch how she becomes famous throughout the world in the male lead's name, it's incredibly satisfying!

22. 822 十 Fifteen Yuan an Hour 十五块一小时 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯10k WordsCompleted Fifteen Dollars an Hour 1Reads—Score—14d adds
23. 823 贺 Old Dog He Goes All In: His Unconventional Everyday Life as a Dad 贺老狗沉浸式，非主流带娃日常 The Great Square Has No Corners, The Great Sound Is Silent大方无隅大音希声Ancient Romance504k WordsCompleted Early one morning, cries of pain came from the He family home. He Mingxi peeked slyly around the doorway, covering her mouth as she watched in delight, but she still burst out laughing. Her grandfather was spanking her father with a big board. When her father, He Chengming, looked up, he saw a short, chubby little girl with fair skin, covering her mouth and snickering. The child was carefree and mischievous, exactly like her mother, Zhou Yunyun. Scene Two: He Mingxi was crouched beneath a tree, 3.7kReads9.1Score45614d adds
24. 824 她 She Said She'd Pay 900,000 for a Life. I Married Her 她说九十万买条命，我嫁了 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted She said she'd pay 900,000 for a life. I married her. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 825 裴 Professor Pei, Can You Actually Handle It? 裴教授，你行不行啊 Empty Dream Flower空梦花Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted A heart-meltingly sweet romance: an age gap, marriage first and love later, one-on-one and devoted, featuring a refined yet wicked professor and a quirky heiress. Scene One: Ye Yuncheng gazed pitifully at Pei Xiuyan. “Honey, I haven’t finished my homework. You know our counselor pretty well. Could you ask her not to check it, please?” Pei Xiuyan pressed his lips together and said nothing. But the next day, the counselor checked only Ye Yuncheng’s homework... When Pei Xiuyan came home from work, 13.9kReads9.4Score1.4k14d adds

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    Ye Yuncheng looked at Pei Xiuyan pitifully, "Honey, I haven't finished my homework. You're familiar with our advisor, could you tell her not to check my homework anymore?" Pei Xiuyan pursed his lips and didn't say anything. The next day, the advisor only checked Ye Yuncheng's homework... When Pei Xiuyan got home from get off work, he found the house almost empty; Ye Yuncheng was gone...

26. 826 重 Reborn in the 1970s: The Reluctant Match Is Surprisingly Sweet 重生七零：强扭的瓜有点甜 Meow Commander喵指挥官Modern Romance317k WordsCompleted Jiang Wan transmigrated! And she transmigrated right into the most awkward situation imaginable. Why awkward? Because she was forcing herself on a man. This is a terrible misunderstanding, a huge injustice! None of this has anything to do with her. She’s just an innocent passerby who transmigrated into this world. Unfortunately, no one believes her. Well, the original owner was notorious for raising hell and ruling the family compound like a tyrant! So be it. What’s done is done, and crying won’ 10.4kReads9.0Score1k14d adds

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    She's laughing so hard her teeth are loose! Reborn in the 1970s, her cousin schemes against a military officer, trying to force herself on him. Gu Xiaoxi decisively intercepts, marrying the "King of Hell," Lu Jiansen, and joining him in his military unit. She's pampered and doted on by Lu Jiansen—it's incredibly sweet!

27. 827 我 The Afternoon I First Met Lin Lu, the Sun Was Shining 我第一次见到林鹿的那个下午，阳光很好 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯9k WordsCompleted The afternoon I first met Lin Lu, the sunshine was beautiful 5Reads—Score—14d adds
28. 828 军 A Military Marriage: My Blind Date Is My Special Forces Childhood Friend 军婚，相亲对象居然是特种兵竹马 Drunken Big Raccoon酒酿大狸子Modern Romance266k WordsCompleted [Period setting + military marriage + space + dual transmigration + two couples + sweet romance + childhood sweethearts] Lin Momo, a shopping mall manager in the 21st century, never imagined she’d get caught in a fire while taking a nap at the office. Seeing the flames outside the office door, she knew she wouldn’t make it out. But why had her childhood friend, the special forces soldier, come here? “What are you doing here? Trying to get yourself killed?” “Momo, I...” Before Cheng Jinghao could 8.4kReads9.3Score94614d adds
29. 829 说 They Said It Was an All-Girl Group, So I Brought Windbreakers. They Brought Backless Tops and Two Men 说好的纯女团我带了冲锋衣，她们带了露背装和两个男的 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯8k WordsCompleted They Promised an All-Girl Group, but I Brought Windbreakers While They Brought Backless Dresses and Two Men 3Reads—Score—14d adds
30. 830 甜 Sweet! The Beautiful Army Wife Searches for Her Husband on the Island and Gets Doted on Like a Queen 甜！漂亮军嫂海岛寻夫后被宠上天 Dou Shishi斗十石Modern Romance830k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + 1970s + devoted couple + sweet romance + multiple babies at once + slice of life + obnoxious characters + alternate universe] Warning: Weird and obnoxious people everywhere!!! She has worked herself to the bone for her husband's family for five years and gets nothing in return. Now they're about to kick her out. After her mother's funeral, she faints at the grave, and when she wakes up, she finally sees the light. She's no longer Lin Zaozao, who lets people beat and scold her. 3.3kReads8.9Score25614d adds

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    🍒🍒This!!! The female lead is pregnant with triplets, but she teases her husband, saying the babies have six arms and six legs, and she's carrying a giant octopus! She asks him with a worried look, "Can you accept a giant octopus? The giant octopus is my life! When it's born, it'll definitely be considered a monster, and I'll be considered a monster too. What will I do then? I don't want to get caught with the giant octopus~." Lu Yanzhe comforts her, saying, "Honey, don't worry, no matter what, I'll protect you and the giant octopus. The giant octopus isn't a monster, it's our child. You're not a monster either, you're my wife. Blame me, I ate too much octopus [facepalm][laughing]."

31. 831 那 The Roommate Who Knocks at Four in the Morning Was Sent by My Dad 那个总在凌晨四点敲门的合租室友，是我爸派来的》 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯18k WordsCompleted My Roommate Who Always Knocks at Four in the Morning Was Sent by My Dad 1Reads—Score—14d adds
32. 832 反 The Villain's Defiant Backbone Weighs Three Hundred Jin 反派逆骨三百斤 Jiong Jiong You Pi囧囧有皮Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Witty, lighthearted, no romance, mainly jianghu adventures, with some court intrigue and farming] Just as she and her enemy died together, a soul-being made a deal with her: he would preserve her memories for one lifetime, so he could see the mortal world through her eyes. Luo Yang agreed without a second thought. If the deal didn't work out, she could return the goods. Preserving her memories was a big deal. And so, she became a tiny baby named Luo Acha. With elders above her and no children o 5.9kReads9.3Score78614d adds

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    🔮A hilarious and lighthearted story, guaranteed to get kicked to the ground 🤪 Except for the first serialized book, all the others are completed, and the last two are both high-scoring and have huge readership, so feel free to read them. 1️⃣ The female lead's divinations are ridiculously accurate, she can even sink an island while fighting with magic, and she sends people there every day with food, lodging, and jobs provided [smirk]. There are no ridiculous divinations, only unexpected plot twists. 2️⃣ Transmigrated into a baby, she becomes a little heroine wandering the martial arts world. By the way, let me explain the title for everyone—"Rebellious." Still the same quirky and mischievous style of female lead novels, her other book is also a hit~ 3️⃣ The female lead is always thinking about pretending to bully her powerful older sister to advance the plot, secretly hoping that her sister and suitors won't hit her, but unexpectedly, the An family members can read minds—Sister: Please act convincingly, or I'll ruin the scene! 4️⃣ The main theme is "playing dumb and acting crazy." Sure enough, when there's no internal strife, everyone else is the one suffering external losses. When the female lead equalizes and defeats everyone in the entertainment industry, fans are totally won over. 5️⃣ This is a highly rated novel with extremely high readership. You can tell the female lead is a comedic character without me even needing to introduce her! She single-handedly stirs up the entire sect, leaving the original female lead completely bewildered. "Where are all those people who used to fawn over me?"

33. 833 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 59.7kReads9.5Score58.5k14d adds

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    This book made me laugh from bedtime to bedtime. I stayed up all night to finish it. It was so funny that it woke my mom up, and she almost beat me up! Hahaha, but it was really hilarious. The female lead is connected to a gossip system that leaks daily juicy gossip about the emperor and his ministers. Everyone: "Family members, who understands this? It's so frustrating!" Hahahaha.

34. 834 我 My Aunt Said Men Like Him Were a Trap, Then Helped Her Own Son Marry Up 我姑说凤凰男是火坑，转头让亲儿子攀了高枝 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted My aunt said marrying into a family with a Phoenix man was a trap, then turned around and helped her own son marry into a powerful family. 4Reads—Score—14d adds
35. 835 七 The Chubby Girl of the 1970s Strips Every Bamboo Shoot Off the Mountain 七零小胖妹她把山上的笋都夺完啦 Little Demon Mo Mo小妖漠漠Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Storage Space + Special Powers, A Little Nobody from the Future Grows Through Love in the 1970s] Have you ever closed your eyes, opened them, and found that you’d transmigrated? Then closed and opened them again, only to transmigrate once more? Qin Hua weeps buckets. She spent four months in a hospital bed, got up for less than three days, and ended up back in bed again. Who can she complain to about that? A nobody from the future, Qin Hua doesn’t cause trouble or fear it, and she has no intere 490Reads8.9Score10314d adds

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    🌸🌸This book is hilarious! Well-written, lots of laughs. Very interesting.

36. 836 发 The Day We Got Our Divorce Papers, My Ex-Husband Liked a Comment 发离婚证那天，前夫在评论区点了赞 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯7k WordsCompleted The day our divorce papers were issued, my ex-husband liked a post in the comments. 2Reads—Score—14d adds
37. 837 坏 Oh No, Lovesick Mr. Chi Can Read Minds 坏了，恋爱脑池总他有读心术 Yu Gui渝归Modern Romance311k WordsCompleted [Faithful couples, happy ending, mildly funny, mind reading, System, sweet romance] After a car accident, Shen Qingshu is taken by a System to the world of a book. When she opens her eyes, she's already at a wedding. She lets out a long sigh. Divorce. This marriage has to end. But when she sees the balance in her bank account, Shen Qingshu gives in. Anyone who brings up divorce is asking for trouble! Her husband is a wealthy, domineering CEO. Only a fool would divorce him! The first time she see 3kReads9.2Score37114d adds

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    This book is absolutely hilarious! After a domineering CEO unexpectedly gains the ability to read minds, he discovers that his seemingly docile wife is full of mischievous antics—for example, while sweetly calling him "husband," she's secretly plotting to "call him 'grandpa' if she wants." This kind of hilariously nonsensical daily life will definitely make you laugh until you're rolling on the floor. Especially the scenes where the male lead is speechless with exasperation at the female lead's thought process—they're just too funny!!!

38. 838 请 Please Don’t Look Down on an Ordinary Person with Nothing Special to Offer 请别嫌弃那个条件一般的普通人 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯11k WordsCompleted Please don’t look down on an ordinary person with an average lot in life. —Reads—Score—14d adds
39. 839 账 Three Billion in the Bank, Yet I Can’t Even Sell a Cup of Milk Tea 账上趴着三十亿，却连杯奶茶都卖不明白 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯9k WordsCompleted There are three billion in the books, yet he can't even figure out how to sell a cup of milk tea. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
40. 840 我 I Hired My Dad’s Illegitimate Son to Crash His Birthday Banquet, but My Mom Said, “He’s Not Your Dad’s Son” 我雇我爸的私生子大闹寿宴，我妈却说：他不是你爸的种 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯7k WordsCompleted I hired my dad's illegitimate son to wreak havoc at his birthday banquet, but my mom said, “He's not your dad's kid.” —Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 841 领 The Debt Collectors Broke Down My Door on Our Wedding Night 领证当晚，讨债的砸开了我的门 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯16k WordsCompleted On the Night We Got Our Marriage License, Debt Collectors Smashed Down My Door 4Reads—Score—14d adds
42. 842 我 My Mom Saved Up Her Cancer Treatment Money to Buy Me a Dog 我妈把癌症省下来，给我换了条狗 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯12k WordsCompleted My Mom Saved Her Cancer for Me and Traded It for a Dog 2Reads—Score—14d adds
43. 843 婚 Prenuptial Agreement: The 380,000 Dowry Is Mine, the 500,000 Gambling Debt Is Yours 婚前协议：38万彩礼归我，50万赌债归你 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯7k WordsCompleted Prenup: The 380,000-Yuan Bride Price Is Mine, the 500,000-Yuan Gambling Debt Is Yours —Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 844 残 The Broken Imperial Seal 残玺 Long Chu龙杵Urban900k WordsCompleted “Anger is commonplace, but a smiling man is inscrutable...” Inspired by a hidden chapter of real history, this tells the story of a wild strategic-level scientist’s rise and growth. The premise is fresh, fantastical yet grounded in reality, and encompasses history, the workplace, the military, scientific research, national security, criminal investigation, elaborate schemes, murder, and modern high-stealth espionage, high-tech hacking, and high-intensity aerospace electronic warfare. The ending 5.8kReads8.5Score68314d adds

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    This is a poorly received, high-quality novel with a severely low rating. A hardcore science and engineering work, it boasts a fresh and engaging theme, a smooth and enjoyable reading experience, and a captivating blend of fantasy and realism. It's humorous yet rigorous and concise, without any time-travel, reincarnation, or cheat codes. Full of suspense and mind-bending reasoning, it details high-tech espionage, hacking, and electronic warfare. Perfect for late-night reading, it has zero negative reviews to date. If you don't like it, I'll slap my own sphincter!

45. 845 癫 The Wacky Daily Life of a Mad Doctor and Bandit 癫癫医匪的沙雕日常 Little One Who Loves Sweet Potatoes爱吃香薯的小娃娃Ancient Romance198k WordsOngoing Feng Yuchen took one look at Mu Niannian's masterpiece, went pale, then paler still, and began rubbing his temples. Feng Yu Jue saw Mu Niannian's masterpiece and froze on the spot. On the paper was a burly man with a wild red afro, a full beard, and eyes wide open. He wore red and struck a fearsome pose, holding a treasured sword aloft in his right hand while his left held the leash of a black dog with equally wild fur. After a long pause, Feng Yu Jue finally got his wits back. Pointing at the d 850Reads—Score11014d adds
46. 846 这 What a Clever Adultery Bust 这奸，捉得妙 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊21k WordsCompleted What a perfect time to catch them in the act 344Reads—Score—14d adds

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    [Ancient Chinese Romance/Sweet Romance with Reversals] Shen Jinshu felt she was probably the happiest woman in the world. Not because she married into the renowned Gu family of the capital, nor because her husband, Gu Yanzhi, possessed an ethereal beauty, but because five years into their marriage, her husband still treated her with the same fervor as on their honeymoon. This might sound ridiculous. Everyone knew that Gu Yanzhi, the eldest son of the Gu family, had married Shen Jinshu, the eldest daughter of the Shen family, merely as a marriage of convenience. The Shen family had wholeheartedly helped the Gu family through a difficult time, and the two families had quickly reached an agreement, arranging the marriage decisively.

47. 847 小 Uncle, Don’t Run Away 小叔别逃 Mountain Traces山踪15k WordsCompleted Uncle, Don’t Run 7Reads—Score—14d adds
48. 848 先 Sir, Please Stay 先生且留步 Mountain Traces山踪10k WordsCompleted Sir, Please Wait 2Reads—Score—14d adds
49. 849 铁 A Tough Soldier Falls Into the Tender Embrace of a Pretty Wife 铁血汉子陷进了俏媳妇的温柔乡 Summer Hail夏冰雹Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [Rugged hero + military marriage + 1970s + no System or pocket dimension + family life + building wealth + sweet romance] Shen Chao was reborn on her wedding night. In this life, all she wanted was to live happily with her husband. But he was always teasing her until her face flushed and her heart raced. “If you don’t want me touching you, which other man are you saving yourself for?” “You’re my wife. What’s wrong with me hugging you? Can’t I even hold you under the covers?” “Blushing again? Get 8kReads8.2Score40514d adds

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    Hilarious! [Shy][smirk][laughing and crying] The reborn heroine just wanted to live a peaceful life on her wedding night, but her own man charmed her so much she completely softened! Every line hits home, who can resist? A sweet treat, you have to read it if you love to laugh!

50. 850 将 The General's Worthless Live-In Son-in-Law 将军的窝囊赘婿 Mountain Traces山踪Historical21k WordsCompleted The General's Pathetic Live-in Son-in-Law 7Reads—Score—14d adds

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