Stories So Funny You’ll Pound the Bedside, Ruin It, and Get Kicked Out by Your Wife 笑到床头锤烂被媳妇赶出家门的书

1. 751 开 From the Start, the Sky Screen Spoiled That I Would Become an Emperor for the Ages 开局天幕剧透我居然成了千古一帝 Summer Heat, Winter Chill夏燥冬寒Historical531k WordsCompleted [Sky Screen + Alternate History + Cunning Trickster + Lighthearted + Goofy + Ensemble Cast + System] Gu Qin transmigrated into the ninth prince of the Jing Dynasty, a sickly child doomed to die young. His mother had passed away early, and his maternal relatives held little influence. By the time he was a toddler, a great Confucian scholar had already judged him to have mediocre talent and no learning whatsoever. With no one in the palace to protect him, and a tongue too clumsy to speak well, he 16.4kReads7.7Score705Shelves

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   Lao Liu + Sand Sculpture, after the sky reveals what the protagonist has done, it is basically a royal battle royale. There are also heroes who explain the protagonist, both male and female. There is a system and the plot is pretty good, 🌸🌸

2. 752 裴 Professor Pei, Can You Actually Handle It? 裴教授，你行不行啊 Empty Dream Flower空梦花Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted A heart-meltingly sweet romance: an age gap, marriage first and love later, one-on-one and devoted, featuring a refined yet wicked professor and a quirky heiress. Scene One: Ye Yuncheng gazed pitifully at Pei Xiuyan. “Honey, I haven’t finished my homework. You know our counselor pretty well. Could you ask her not to check it, please?” Pei Xiuyan pressed his lips together and said nothing. But the next day, the counselor checked only Ye Yuncheng’s homework... When Pei Xiuyan came home from work, 14.9kReads9.4Score1.6kShelves

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   ☘️☘️Ye Yuncheng looked at Pei Xiuyan pitifully: "Husband, I haven't finished my homework. You are familiar with our instructor. How about you tell her not to check my homework." Pei Xiuyan pursed his lips and said nothing. As a result, the next day, the instructor only checked Ye Yuncheng's homework... When Pei Xiuyan came home from get off work, he found that the house was mostly empty, and Ye Yuncheng was missing...

3. 753 七 The 1970s: How Am I Not a Craftsperson? 七零：怎么不算手艺人呢？ Orange and Bear橘与熊Modern Romance895k WordsCompleted What kind of shock will a master craftsperson from the interstellar age bring to a parallel world in the 1970s? “Xiaoxing, you, you, you... th-this...” “Oh, it’s nothing. Just a rock. I’m using it to work out.” But the important thing is, you never said it was such a huge rock! “Mom, I made you a new tape recorder. Do you like it?” “Ah, th-this is really a tape recorder?” Don’t rush. This is just a small part of Xiaoxing’s amazing abilities. Keep reading... 5kReads7.1Score613Shelves

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   She is the wildest "thornhead" in the compound, climbing trees and digging out bird's nests. Who would have thought that this crazy girl with a watermelon head would be a once-in-a-century mechanical genius? When she was 16 years old, she dismantled Grandpa He's precious radio and went to the scrapyard to find a piece of wire. The dismantled radio was good again. The children in the compound imitated her in dismantling the machine, but they couldn't put it back together. They were beaten by their family members and kept wailing. Hahaha, as for her, she could easily make a solar power generation device from the junk pile! Immediately afterwards, he built a "heaven-defying" radio for grandpa - it can receive frequencies all over the world, and even the first secret radio can't escape!

4. 754 团 The Beloved Little Darling of a Farming Family 团宠农家小奶包 Jiang Yuanyuan姜圆圆Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted Everyone in Xixiang Village knows that the Zhao family recently found a little girl. She’s three years old, chubby and fair-skinned. Everyone says a girl is a burden, but the Zhao family treasures the little one. Later, Zhao Heng, who had been blind, regained his sight. Zhao Xuan, who had been poisoned, was cured. And the Zhao family, nearly ruined by the cost of medical treatment, became a wealthy household. Some people grew envious and snuck over to the Zhao home at midnight to eavesdrop, hopi 9kReads9.2Score988Shelves

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   🍒🍒Hahaha, it's so funny!!! Zhao Abao was naughty and didn't study hard. He used the copybooks bought by his father to fold the boat. When his father found out, he punished Zhao Abao not to eat. Xiao Hui (little wolf cub) went to the village to beg for food for Abao [face covering] [laughing]. Gaga is beautiful, don't miss it

5. 755 我 I'm the Fake Heiress. Who's Afraid? 我是假千金我怕谁 Ou Er Du Na欧儿督娜Ancient Romance560k WordsCompleted [Fake and real heiresses + unhinged villainess + palace and household intrigue + all the usual tropes + lighthearted comedy] Huo Chenxuan jumped into a river to save someone, only to transmigrate into a book, becoming the evil fake heiress in The True Heiress Is Reborn, and Her Five Marquis Mansion Brothers Weep as They Beg Forgiveness. The first thing she sees when she opens her eyes is the classic drowning scene, with the scumbag General Xiao swimming desperately toward her. “Don’t come any cl 1.8kReads—Score179Shelves

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   Hey, it's a female channel, it's funny anyway

6. 756 反 The Villain's Defiant Backbone Weighs Three Hundred Jin 反派逆骨三百斤 Jiong Jiong You Pi囧囧有皮Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Witty, lighthearted, no romance, mainly jianghu adventures, with some court intrigue and farming] Just as she and her enemy died together, a soul-being made a deal with her: he would preserve her memories for one lifetime, so he could see the mortal world through her eyes. Luo Yang agreed without a second thought. If the deal didn't work out, she could return the goods. Preserving her memories was a big deal. And so, she became a tiny baby named Luo Acha. With elders above her and no children o 6.4kReads9.3Score865Shelves

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   🔮This is a very funny and light-hearted article that will definitely be kicked to the ground🤪 Except for the first serialization, all others have been completed. The last two are also high-scoring articles with high reading volume and can be consumed with confidence. 1️⃣The heroine's fortune-telling is outrageous and accurate. She sinks an island while fighting, and sends people there every day to provide food, accommodation and work [laughing] There are no most outrageous hexagrams, only unexpected plots. 2️⃣When she is dressed as a baby, she is a little heroine walking around the world. By the way, I will help everyone interpret the title-Rebellion. It is still an embarrassing novel about a heroine, and her other book is also popular ~ 3️⃣The heroine thinks about pretending to bully the boss sister every day to complete the plot. She hopes that her sister and her suitor will not hit her. Unexpectedly, everyone in the An family can read minds - Sister: Qiuqiu acts like a little bit, otherwise I will collapse! 4️⃣The main thing is to show off and go crazy. Sure enough, when there is no internal friction, external friction is caused by others. When the heroine creates equal opportunities for all domestic entertainers, fans are really happy. 5️⃣High-scoring articles on the list, the reading volume is super high. He doesn't need any introduction from me to tell that the heroine is a funny girl! By single-handedly stirring up the whole sect, the original heroine was so confused when she came, what about the people surrounding me?

7. 757 七 The Chubby Girl of the 1970s Strips Every Bamboo Shoot Off the Mountain 七零小胖妹她把山上的笋都夺完啦 Little Demon Mo Mo小妖漠漠Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Storage Space + Special Powers, A Little Nobody from the Future Grows Through Love in the 1970s] Have you ever closed your eyes, opened them, and found that you’d transmigrated? Then closed and opened them again, only to transmigrate once more? Qin Hua weeps buckets. She spent four months in a hospital bed, got up for less than three days, and ended up back in bed again. Who can she complain to about that? A nobody from the future, Qin Hua doesn’t cause trouble or fear it, and she has no intere 705Reads8.9Score103Shelves

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   🌸🌸This one is quite funny! Well written, lots of laughs. Very interesting

8. 758 小 The Poor Little One Had Her Life Stolen, Then Drove the Big Shots Wild in a Horror Instance 小可怜被偷人生，在恐怖副本迷疯大佬 Rain Falls on Green Robes雨落青衣Mystery355k WordsCompleted [Adorable child, doted on by everyone, lighthearted daily life, no romantic pairing] When the orphan Duoduo was three, a couple wanted to adopt her. But Siyue, reborn with memories of her previous life, grew jealous and tried to steal Duoduo’s future. The uncanny arrived ahead of schedule, throwing Siyue’s plans into disarray. Duoduo and Siyue were swept into a haunted forest. They had to earn enough points to return to the real world. Relying on memories of her previous life, Siyue led Duoduo i 607Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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   In the first book, I saw Duoduo being so cute and cute, which made Wei Wei feel uneasy. In the second book, I accepted a disciple and made me cultivate higher and stronger. In the third book, Zaizai took me to fly, and the country became strong because of me. In the fourth book, I started with a twisty car, and I used it to become a boss. It's very beautiful, everyone, hurry up and get involved.

9. 759 重 Reborn from the Start, I'm Definitely Becoming This Master's Disciple 重生开局，这个师尊我当定了 Gentle Rain, Sleepy Sleepy轻雨眠眠Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted After being a wandering ghost for a hundred years, Li Qingqing discovers that she's actually the cannon-fodder female character in a harem fantasy. In her previous life, the master of Lingqin Peak and her senior sisters all died at the hands of demonic cultivators in a secret realm. She survived and transferred to Spirit Medicine Peak with her junior sister, who was so fat she could barely walk. But who could have guessed that her junior sister had transmigrated into a book? Not only could she r 17.4kReads9.3Score2.3kShelves
10. 760 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 28.3kReads9.4Score4.2kShelves

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    🈚The male protagonist! This hilarious story made me faint with laughter😍😘After being struck by lightning after ascending to heaven, Xia Qingzhu was reborn. In half a month, she summarized six reasons for the failure: ... Of course, this is a more humorous statement. 🔥 The official statement is: She is wicked. It's not a bad thing to do bad things. It's because you don't have enough virtue. 🔥

11. 761 国 National Fate Survival: It's Official, the System Is the Baby's Real Dad 国运求生：实锤了，系统是崽亲爸 Beneath the Moonlit Sky月空之下Modern Romance266k WordsOngoing Blurb: (national fate + survival + adorable little one + cute pets + dungeons + pocket dimension) Yuan Zhaozhao turns four today. In her previous life, she died just after turning four, bitten to death by zombies that breached the base. Across both lives, she's only lived for eight years. The only difference is that in her previous life, she had a System to rely on and still died a miserable death. This time, she has no System, but she's gained a group of older brothers and sisters, uncles and 2.4kReads8.5Score176Shelves
12. 762 公 Highway Survival: I Gain the Upper Hand by Chatting in Group Chats 公路求生：我水群获得先机 Smiling Star微笑星Sports1.2M WordsCompleted Meng Qingyin’s phone got a virus. But aside from being added to a mysterious chat group, her phone worked just fine. The group had an odd name, too: Road Survival Management Group. [Residents can enter the game with whatever they have on hand.] Meng Qingyin immediately put together a wilderness survival kit! [Why won’t these residents take a good look at their surroundings?] Meng Qingyin surveyed the area and spotted a beginner’s gift box hidden in the bushes! [This is driving me crazy. Have the 24.6kReads8.7Score3.5kShelves
13. 763 末 Sick Love in the Apocalypse: After Dying a Horrible Death, I Welcome the Mad Demon King Out of Prison 末世病宠，惨死后接阴疯魔王出狱 Sweetness in the Mortal World人间天糖Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.0M WordsCompleted [Self-serving green-tea heroine x deranged, obsessive zombie king] [Two drama queens acting against each other] [Realistic approach, lots of romance, a grim ensemble story about the apocalypse] “Yanyan, food is running low. Take out your emergency rations so we can share them.” “Yanyan, Xiaorou was bitten by a zombie. Give her your vaccine first.” “Yanyan, the elderly, weak, sick, and disabled should go first. We'll hold them off...” After Chen Muzhou's relentless do-gooder routine, Xia Yan rea 19.8kReads7.8Score1.8kShelves

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    🌿①After Xia Yan was reborn, she went to Chichengjian Prison overnight and bailed out Lin Xiaoye, who had killed dozens of people for her. If she didn't hug her tightly, would she wait to die with the Holy Father? Although Lin Xiaoye was very windy and dangerous, he still took away her first time... She was scared on the outside, but screamed in her heart: The corpse king with white hair and red eyes is so handsome!

14. 764 恋 A Lovesick Fool Trying to Force a Yandere? Can He Pull It Off? 恋爱脑搞疯批强制？他搞得起来吗 Chubby Beauty胖胖美人Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Obsessive male lead vs. affection-starved heroine, a healing heroine (?), sweet romance, regretful original heroines, love at first sight] The world had been running normally until outsiders invaded. The heroines of the world were suddenly robbed of their bodies, and their thoughts became extreme. They no longer loved the male leads. They even loathed the obsessive, crazed men who had taken away their freedom. The Heavenly Dao tried every way it could to restore the broken little worlds. But 13.5kReads8.7Score942Shelves
15. 765 钓 A Bewitching Beauty Tames Demons, Only to Be Forced Into a Love Affair by a Yandere 钓系美人驯妖鬼，被病娇强制爱了 Sipping the Moon酌酌不月Ancient Romance746k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + sweet romance + one-on-one + obsessive love + madman + bickering couple + forced love] Scheming flower demon with a sweet face vs. a deranged, obsessive demon spirit Bai Ling transmigrates into a jade hairpin flower demon. After cultivating for a hundred years, she has only just entered the mortal world when she obtains a book of fate. The book tells her that she is the wicked, white-lotus third female lead in a male-oriented monster-hunting novel called The World Wit 3.4kReads9.0Score531Shelves
16. 766 网 Online Dating a Horror Boss, I Tried to Escape but Was Kissed Until I Cried 网恋到恐怖boss，逃跑被亲哭 Crazy Gadola疯狂的嘎朵拉Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [Infinite-Flow Horror + Sweet Romance + Growing Heroine + Obsessive, Yandere Male Lead + Mutual Firsts] Yun Fu falls in love online with a boyfriend. She gets his contact information from a dream. He spoils her endlessly, flirts with her all day, and comforts her every night. He's a total lovesick husband who lives for his wife. But when Yun Fu wants to meet him in person before starting school, he keeps hemming and hawing and refuses to see her. “If you won't meet me, we're breaking up!” Yun Fu 59.3kReads9.3Score7.9kShelves
17. 767 末 Spoiled in the Apocalypse: The Wild, Desirous Big Shot Begs Me to Take Him Back 末世强宠，野欲大佬跪求我复合 Soup Dumplings Are Delicious汤饺超好吃的Fantastical Romance329k WordsOngoing [Currently revising] Rekindled love + apocalypse + special abilities + System + Mary Sue + doting romance + mutually devoted leads A possessive, unhinged big shot who spoils his wife without limits × a beautiful zombie heroine who lives off others and lies flat Set in a fictional world Yu Ranran turned into a zombie painlessly when the apocalypse began, and awakened a water ability that could improve even while she was lying flat. Aside from never being able to fill her stomach, life was pretty 298Reads8.8Score112Shelves

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