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1. 401 我EN I Only Wanted to Destroy My Sect, So How Did I Defy Heaven and Become a God? 我只想毁灭宗门，咋逆天成神了 Moonlit Night明月夜色Eastern Fantasy7.7M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 79.1kReads9.3Score5.6kShelves
2. 402 叫 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 Qing Chen青沉Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 90.1kReads9.2Score9.8kShelves
3. 403 苟 Laying Low as a Villain in the Cultivation World 苟在修仙世界当反派 Rattlesnake-Skin Sack响尾蛇皮袋Eastern Fantasy4.8M WordsOngoing [Xianxia + lighthearted + hilarious + ordinary mortal + absurd] After accidentally transmigrating to a cultivation world, I discover that I’m the sect’s most hated bully, and that I have an unscrupulous master who disappeared after visiting a brothel. I meant to turn over a new leaf and start behaving, but everyone wants to harm me. So I’ll just have to work hard and become the strongest under heaven! I raise spirit pets, puff on a pipe, and know exactly how to charm fairies. I slay immortals an 54.3kReads8.8Score4.6kShelves
4. 404 退 The Fiancee in a Broken Engagement Plot Is Everyone's Target 退婚流里的未婚妻被全员争相攻略 Shuo Shuo Respirator妁妁呼吸机Ancient Romance400k WordsCompleted Don't bother reading this. It was written before I knew what I was doing, and Tomato won't let me delete it. My new work is out now! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 33Reads5.9Score—Shelves
5. 405 发 I Launched the Immortal Realm Version of Douyin, and the Holy Land Ancestors Lost It 发布抖音仙界版，圣地老祖破防了 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Cultural invasion of the cultivation world] + [Lighthearted comedy] Lin Ye transmigrates into a cultivation world where righteous and demonic factions are locked in mortal opposition, becoming a demonic overlord who has gone undercover in the righteous path. If war breaks out between the two sides, he’s as good as dead. Fortunately, he awakens the God-Tier Entertainment System. It gives the entire cultivation world access to the internet and brings over a host of entertainment devices and apps 30.4kReads9.3Score2.7kShelves
6. 406 谁 Who Said You Could Really Cultivate Immortality? 谁让你真修仙了？ Qi Qi Ai柒柒唉Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted] [Invincible protagonist] [Comedy] Qin Luo transmigrates to a cultivation world overrun by monsters and demons. To protect himself, he goes to the Longhu Temple to study under a master, only to discover that his teacher is a fake Taoist who makes a living by swindling people. In the first year, his master tells Qin Luo to meditate and cultivate. He gazes within himself and integrates the foundation of the Great Dao. In the second year, his master tells Qin Luo to scrimp and save. H 29.5kReads8.9Score2.4kShelves
7. 407 一 One Man, One Donkey, One Dog: The Path to Immortality 一人一驴一狗去修仙 New Sage Lord of the Three Realms三界新圣主Eastern Fantasy6.0M WordsOngoing [Sneaky and shameless + outrageously crafty + scheming + satisfying power fantasy + master of dirty tricks + lighthearted + no shame] When fighting people: “Dahei, go be the bait! Er Lyuzi, kick him in the butt while I smack the back of his head!” When fighting ghosts: “Dahei, spit blood at it! Er Lyuzi, blast it with your farts while I blow it up with a Divine Fire Thunderbolt Pill!” When fighting demons: “Dahei, use triple the dose of Five-Step Drop! Er Lyuzi, get the demon-binding rope and th 17.8kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves
8. 408 都 We’ve All Transmigrated into a Book, So Why Are You Still Exploiting Me, You Shameless Jerk? 都穿书了，你个不要脸的还压榨我 Qing Mubai卿慕白Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate Into a Book] [Beloved by All] [Hilarious] [Unhinged] Su Ning transmigrates into a novel about a lovesick simp, becoming the junior sister everyone bullies, the one even dogs kick when they see her. On her very first day in the book, she pulls down her fourth senior brother's underwear. She silently helps him pull it back up. "Senior Brother, your legs are pretty pale. Where'd you get those prosthetics?" Life in the sect is rough. Everyone dislikes her and takes advantage of her 5kReads8.7Score643Shelves

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   That's all, take it!

9. 409 长EN Eternal Prudence: Starting with a Suona, Funeral Rites to Immortality 长生苟道：开局吹唢呐，送葬修仙 The Rooster Crows, Two and a Half Years Pass雄鸡一唱两年半Eastern Fantasy4.8M WordsOngoing [Immortal Cultivation + Comedy and Memes + Ordinary Protagonist + Heroine + Laying Low + Status Panel] Bai Yu transmigrated to an immortal-cultivation world. From the start, he was immortal, and performing funerals made him stronger. Bury a grandmaster martial artist and gain a max-level Golden Bell Shield, with the vitality of a dragon! Bury a Nascent Soul cultivator and gain a top-tier Heavenly Spirit Root, with extraordinary talent! Bury an Immortal Emperor of the Myriad Worlds and gain the T 51.7kReads8.9Score4.2kShelves
10. 410 我EN I Made Up Cultivation Techniques, So How Did You All Become Great Emperors? 我瞎编功法，你们怎么都成大帝了 Drunk on Wind and Smoke风烟醉Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Chen Xuan transmigrates to the Xuantian Continent. Unable to cultivate, he unexpectedly awakens a System that makes him stronger every time he takes on a disciple. To grow stronger, he starts bluffing his way into taking disciples. When he doesn’t know a cultivation technique, he just makes one up. To his complete surprise, every one of his disciples masters their techniques. A hundred years later, Chen Xuan watches as each of his disciples becomes an unparalleled Great Emperor and can’t help 2.7kReads8.9Score652Shelves
11. 411 一 A Blossom, A Cup of Wine, An Immortal Life 一花一酒一仙人，亦眠亦醉亦长生 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [This book is also known as The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring] [The print edition of The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring goes on sale at 7 p.m. on November 15!] [Immortality + taking disciples + no female lead + lighthearted comedy, no tearjerkers] When your master serves food, you spin the table; when your master chants a spell, you chatter away. When your master rests, you sing; when your master sleeps in, you bang on a pot. Your master is immortal, but your life is short; your master 196.6kReads9.5Score24.6kShelves
12. 412 九 The Ninth-Rank Artifact Crafter 九品炼器师 Xiao Shisanlang Talks About the Three Kingdoms萧十三郎说三国Eastern Fantasy4.0M WordsOngoing [A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality] [Artifact Refining] [A Young Man’s Rise] [Industrialization] [Fantasy Warfare] [Ensemble Cast] [Comedy and Satire] [Slow Burn] Young Qian Duoduo transmigrates through space! As a mortal, he starts from scratch! Thrown into prison, he’s facing certain death from the very start! If he doesn’t want to die, he’ll have to fight! To make matters worse, his bargain-basement master, a skinny old man, puts him over the fire to roast! If you want to read abo 23.5kReads9.1Score1.9kShelves

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    A tribute to Er Gen! ☯☯☯ 9.3 Points ☯ 2.8 Million words, top-tier, super long! 🐯 "Nine-Rank Weapon Refiner" is deeply influenced by my idol Er Gen. It can be said that this is a fantasy novel paying homage to him. Its story framework borrows from "A Thought Through Eternity." Because the protagonist, Qian Duoduo, like Bai Xiaochun, is a pure rural boy, both stories of mortals cultivating immortality. ☯ However, their personalities are completely different. Their paths to immortality are completely different. Cultivating to become an immortal, from mortal to supreme being, the starting point and the end point are similar, but the "path" they use is completely different. ☯ Dear readers, please see how Qian Duoduo portrays a completely new "Bai Xiaochun." ☯☯☯☯

13. 413 刺 The Assassination of Ke Bi 刺杀轲比 Xiao Shisanlang Talks About the Three Kingdoms萧十三郎说三国Historical168k WordsCompleted At the end of the Three Kingdoms period, Han Long, a soldier in the Youzhou army, accidentally saved his enemy, Kebineng, the Xianbei chieftain who had long plotted a rebellion. After being rescued, Kebineng not only laid an ambush that killed Han Long’s mentor, but also nearly murdered his uncle. To make amends for his mistake, win the love he longed for, and bring peace to Youzhou, Han Long decided to kill Kebineng with his own hands. He set out from Youzhou for Longcheng, deep in the desert, 51Reads8.2Score—Shelves
14. 414 从 From Primordial Chaos to a Cultivation World's Beloved 从洪荒到修真万人迷 Autumn Song Mountain Villa秋鸣山庄Fantastical Romance91k WordsOngoing [Everyone's Favorite] + [Ensemble Cast] + [One-Sided Crushes] + [Beautiful but Tragic Hero] + [Male-Oriented Fanfic] During the Great Calamity of the Investiture of the Gods, the old friend Hongjun joined forces with the Sages to slaughter the Human Emperor, Wei Wuyan. His remnant soul escaped and drifted into a later cultivation world, where he joined a sect, only to be betrayed by his master and have his core ripped out. At the end of his rope, Wei Wuyan entered the Dao through Confucianism an 93Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I like this book, but the author updates it too infrequently.

15. 415 摸 I Became a Top-Tier Star in the Cultivation World by Slacking Off 摸鱼不小心成了修真界顶流 Huai Jiangjiang淮江江Ancient Romance894k WordsOngoing [The rating just came out, and it'll rise later! No romance + ensemble cast + System + satisfying revenge + not your typical cultivation novel] Du Zhao transmigrates into a cannon-fodder female character in a story about a chosen one. Before the tragedy begins, she decisively keeps her distance from the male and female leads. If she can't afford to provoke these people blessed by destiny, she can at least stay out of their way. The female lead is found to have a supreme single spiritual root and 14.7kReads8.8Score2.2kShelves

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    These are all

16. 416 下 After Coming Down from the Mountain, Jingyi Went from Orphan to Prince 下山后，景怡从孤儿变成了王爷 The Phoenix and the Sunbird Are Both in Flight凤凰和太阳鸟都在飞翔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted Jing Yi is the son of a Jiuzhou envoy and a princess of the Elven Kingdom. The Perfected Void dug him up, mistaking him for a ginseng root. Through a twist of fate, he became the prince consort of both the Jiuzhou Kingdom and the Lazi Kingdom, as well as the live-in son-in-law of the Prince of Ji. He fell in love with a princess of the Elven Empire... He endured countless hardships and was eventually burned, leaving him in a vegetative state. Jing Wuming is the son born to Jing Yi after a night 50Reads8.5Score—Shelves
17. 417 满 Max-Level Thunder Spirit Root: I Outwork the Entire Cultivation World 满级雷灵根：卷哭修仙界 The Only Way Out没有办法的办法Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing [Beloved by Everyone + Nontraditional Power Fantasy + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast + System + No Romance] (Original title: Max-Level Lightning Spirit Root: Making the Entire Cultivation World Work Itself to the Bone) (The bonus chapters will include a romantic pairing) (Content warning: The heroine does not have everything go smoothly! This is not a power fantasy where she steamrolls everyone from the start! There are angsty moments. Read without overthinking.) When three-year-old Lin 66.1kReads9.0Score7.9kShelves
18. 418 刘 Liu Bei Transmigrates into King Zhou 刘备穿越成纣王 Where Does the Wind Come From?风来何处Historical1.5M WordsOngoing The rating is low because it was only recently released. The story is definitely good, so read with confidence. Liu Bei has become King Zhou? That means he's the ruler of all under Heaven from the start. His enemy is the Western Zhou, renowned for its benevolence. Liu Bei couldn't help smiling. “Why am I being challenged in the one thing I'm best at?” Then memories of King Zhou flooded Liu Bei's mind, and he exclaimed in alarm, “Wait! This isn't the Shang and Zhou dynasties from history. There a 896Reads5.9Score105Shelves

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    Here comes the funny stuff, check it out!

19. 419 五 Five-Element Root Good-for-Nothing: From the Start, I Make the Sect's Heavenly Spirit Root Regret Everything 五灵根老六：开局坑哭宗门天灵根 li Li Gongzili李公子Eastern Fantasy161k WordsOngoing [Mortal Cultivator Style] [No System] [Hilarious Cultivation] [Cheeky and Adorable Old Fox] [Multiple Heroines] [Satisfying Novel That Defies the Usual Tropes] Li Bie Lang accidentally transmigrates to the cultivation world and becomes a disciple of Qingyun Sect with five spiritual roots. The sect leader refuses to take him in, and the peak masters all reject him, calling him a five-root good-for-nothing with no qualifications! But in his previous life, he watched so many short cultivation dra 2.3kReads—Score130Shelves

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    A very good, unconventional, and hilarious novel that subverts tropes and delivers a satisfying, non-stop laugh-out-loud experience.

20. 420 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335.5kReads9.8Score46.5kShelves

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    These books are all very good.

21. 421 全 Everyone in the Sect Is a Sweet Fool, but the Little Junior Sister Is Completely Unhinged 全宗都是傻白甜，小师妹她纯疯批 Mu Jiangjiang慕姜姜Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Master and Disciple + Hilarious Sweet Romance + Unorthodox Cultivation + Growing Heroine] After inexplicably transmigrating into the body of an unlucky cannon-fodder character, Shen Zhiyu suddenly realizes she’s inside a book just as they’re about to gouge out her spiritual root. She’s nothing but a vessel meant to grow a spiritual root for the beloved heroine. If she doesn’t run now, she’ll be dead before the day is out! Shen Zhiyu has had enough. She decides to let loose and embrace her unhin 346Reads8.7Score103Shelves

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    Feng Pi Silly Funny

22. 422 当 When I Mistook a Dual Cultivation Manual for a Martial Arts Manual and Gave It to My Disciple 当我错把双修书当成练武秘籍传给徒弟 Username583617用户名583617Female-Channel Fanfiction11k WordsCompleted When I Mistook a Dual Cultivation Manual for a Martial Arts Manual and Passed It to My Disciple —Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 423 救 Help! They All Think I’m Strong 救命！他们都觉得我很强 Amazing Slow Sheep神奇慢羊羊Ancient Romance132k WordsCompleted [No romance + funny heroine + friendship-focused] Tang Yunxian is a university student in the middle of exam week. Because the Underworld was negligent in its duties, she is forced into the world of a novel called What If I’m a Loser? Watch Me Face-Slap the Whole World, where she takes on the role of an NPC tasked with keeping the main plot on track... Looking at the stunningly beautiful outsiders, then at the protagonists, each of whom comes with their own soft-focus glow effect, Tang Yunxian w 147Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][laugh][laugh][laugh]

24. 424 道 The Dao Ancestor Faces a Crisis in the Heavenly Realm, Then Lands on Mount Bachu 道祖天界遇难关，转头穿到八楚山 Jin Yinzhu金银竹8k WordsCompleted The Dao Ancestor faces a crisis in the Heavenly Realm, then turns around and transmigrates to Bachu Mountain. 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A different kind of Dao Ancestor. Haha.

25. 425 灾 The Calamity Star's Cultivation Handbook 灾星修炼手册 Twilight暮色Ancient Romance164k WordsCompleted Xu Zhao transmigrates as a cannon-fodder character and blows up the Spirit-Testing Stone from the start. Heaven itself certifies her as a “jinxed star,” then slaps her with a 500-spirit-stone fine. She flips the bird in a fit of rage, only to get struck by lightning and come away with a sparking, short-circuiting Thunder Spirit Root. The five great sects flee overnight. Only the bottom-ranked Taixu Sect reluctantly takes her in. Watching her fellow disciples line up to get themselves killed for —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's good; the female lead is very smart.

26. 426 花 The Legend of the Flower Fox 花狐传 Park Jae-il, Who Loves Double-Fruit Pastries爱吃双果酥的朴在日Ancient Romance139k WordsOngoing My new work is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Time travel, fantasy romance

27. 427 穿 I Transmigrated as a Refugee, and My Start Couldn't Be Worse! 穿越成流民，天崩开局就是我！ I Like to Run Around Naked为爱好裸奔Historical2.3M WordsCompleted You transmigrators all become generals or ministers, but I ended up a refugee. How unfair can fate be? I wanted to stay out of it, but people and events pushed the protagonist, step by reluctant step, into the historical tide of dynastic change. He isn’t some all-powerful hero, and his enemies aren’t brainless fools. Nothing goes smoothly; he can only keep falling and getting back up. This is a passionate tale of wits and courage, loyalty and betrayal, offering a fresh perspective and a whole ne 771Reads5.4Score—Shelves
28. 428 出 A Rocky Start: I Pretended to Be the System from the Start 出师不利，开局假扮系统 Hair of the East Sea东海之毛Eastern Fantasy293k WordsCompleted Mortals and immortals are worlds apart. Gods and sects rule the world together. The gods are heartless, treating all living beings like crops to be harvested again and again! After the Investiture of the Gods, the Star Lord Tianxi and several other gods joined forces to create the Yunze Heavenly Realm, each claiming a territory for themselves. Against this backdrop, Jun Tianyi, an ordinary loser from modern society, transmigrates to this world. But years after transmigrating, Jun Tianyi is s —Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 429 只 I Only Wanted to Be a Strategist, Yet I Became the Founding Emperor 只想做个谋士，却混成了开国皇帝 An Chun桉椿Historical417k WordsCompleted After Zhu Zhao died, he transmigrated to an undocumented dynasty. His family situation was a disaster from the start. His parents were ordinary farmers, and he had two older brothers. Years of warfare dragged on, and taxes grew heavier every year. At the time, Zhu Zhao's only wish was to make sure his whole family had enough to eat. Later, rebellions broke out across the land, and the imperial court splintered. Zhu Zhao originally planned to take his whole family and join a promising warlord. He 140Reads6.8Score—Shelves

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