Funny Stories These Days Have All Turned into Purely Derivative Mashups 现在的搞笑文都变成纯纯融梗文了
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- 201 Call Me: The Legal Eagle 请叫我：律政先锋 "Your Honor, as my client's ex-husband, the opposing party is required to pay alimony!" "Those two kids aren't mine. Why should I have to pay child support?" "..." "I request that the opposing party be executed by firing squad!" "Why is that, sir?" "He hit and killed my sheep with his car. I want a life for a life!" "..." What do you mean, your wife got arrested in a prostitution raid? What do you mean, you broke into someone's home and stole 1.7 yuan? What do you mean, you embezzled public fund 229Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Fake Young Master Gets Even More Arrogant After Losing His Memory 假少爷失忆后更嚣张了
Su Yunsui, a genius of the cultivation world, dies and transmigrates into a "waste" in the interstellar age. When the true young master returns after being reborn, he takes him on headfirst. Others laugh at him for having no mental power. He pulls out talismans and formations instead, brews several batches of high-grade pills, and even cures the mental-power rampages of the interstellar elite, becoming the hottest sensation in the entire galaxy. Until one day, he runs off with the strongest man
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- 203 My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙 [Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans. 30.3kReads9.2Score3kShelves
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After My Best Friend Cheated, Her Brother Spoiled Me Rotten 闺蜜劈腿后，我被闺蜜哥哥宠上天
👇 This book has it all: melodrama, catharsis, and sweetness! Wen Yining had been dating her boyfriend for three years. They bought a home together and were preparing to marry. She saved her first time for their wedding night and treated her best friend like a younger sister for six years. Then she opened the door to their marital home and found her boyfriend tangled up with her best friend on the lavender bedsheets she'd laid out herself. She slapped them both and went out drinking. Through
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- 205 Those Years I Spent in Dongguan 我在东莞那些年 My Years in Dongguan 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves
- 206 Invincible Across Ten Thousand Worlds: I Can Control the Entire Universe 无敌，穿越万界，我能操控全世界 When Gu Ming wakes up, he discovers that he can touch anything and immediately control and understand it. He was planning to fire his boss when he happened to stumble into the space of the Lord God. He touches the Lord God and discovers the secrets of the Lord God’s space! He becomes a Reincarnator, transmigrating through different worlds just to make life less dull! “My name is Gu Ming. I’m an omniscient, omnipotent god! I’m bored, and yet I’m amused. I hope the Lord God doesn’t get broken by m 246Reads—Score110Shelves
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Playing with Beauties 戏美人
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- 208 Brick Whisperer: Sequel, Shadow Soup 砖语者·续章：影羹 Brickspeaker: Sequel, Shadow Stew 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 209 A Marriage Contract, and the Cold CEO Secretly Falls for Me 合约成婚，冷面总裁悄悄动心了 A Contract Marriage, and the Cold-Faced CEO Secretly Falls for Her 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 210 The Junior Sister Is Number One in the Five Realms, and Even Geniuses Break Down Around Her 小师妹五界第一，天才见她都破防 [Strong female lead, feel-good power fantasy, ensemble cast, no romance] Can modern people have spiritual roots? Yun Yuan says: Absolutely! And hers are amazing! * She transmigrates to the cultivation world and awakens a top-grade metal spiritual root and an innate sword bone, making the top sects fight to recruit her. But that’s nothing. What Yun Yuan never expected was that her affinity with animals from the modern world would work in the cultivation world, too! * Ferocious magical beasts wrea 36.1kReads8.7Score3.9kShelves
- 211 Eleven Madmen 十一个疯子 (Not mindless, no harem, no System, and not a conventional power fantasy. Please read with that in mind.) From the day you were born until now, have you ever had doubts like these? “Do I really exist?” “Does the world really exist?” “Why do I exist?” “And why does the world exist?” “Is my existence inevitable? If I die, will the world keep existing?” “At the moment m 38.6kReads9.4Score5.6kShelves
- 212 Classic of Mountains and Seas: With a Mortal Heart, I Subdue Ten Thousand Demons 山海经：我以凡心镇万妖 The Classic of Mountains and Seas: I Hold Back Ten Thousand Demons with a Mortal Heart 80Reads—Score—Shelves
- 213 After a Blind Date, the Egg White Girl Falls for the Egg Yolk CEO 相亲后，蛋白女孩爱上蛋黄总裁 Blind Date + Mutual Devotion + She Pursues Him + She Pursues First, Then He Chases Her + Elite Families + Love at First Sight At a blind date her grandmother had forced her to attend, Qin Xi only planned to go through the motions. Then a hard-boiled egg in her salad made her lose her composure on the spot. She picked out the yolk and left it uneaten. The man across from her said calmly, “I like egg yolks. Give it to me. Don’t waste it.” Egg white and egg yolk: a perfect match. She fell for 178Reads—Score—Shelves
- 214 RE0: Subaru Natsuki’s One-Life Speedrun RE0莱月昂一命速通 (Original) (Comedy) (Packed with memes) (Mind games) (Absolutely no angst for Subaru) (One-hit-kill ability) (Harem) (Making up for past regrets) If Natsuki Subaru had never used Return by Death and didn’t know he had the ability, could he clear the other world? Wouldn’t you be curious to see just how arrogant he would be if he’d never died even once? My name is Cai Yueang, and I’m an ordinary high school student. Without ever meeting Miss Yamada, I transmigrated to another world. During my tim 1.5kReads—Score141Shelves
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Apocalypse: All Nine of My Systems Have Mutated 末世：我的九大系统全变异了
Note: Before reading, leave your brain at the door! [System] [Apocalypse] [Wild Imagination] [Multiple Heroines] Dai Shuang was reborn. Other people come back with powerful gear, special abilities, or a pocket dimension. He came back with nine systems: excretory, motor, digestive, respiratory, circulatory, nervous, endocrine, reproductive, and immune. “How is this any different from not being reborn?” Five minutes after the Apocalypse began, his roommate turned into a zombie and lunged at him. D
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- 216 Captain of the Faqiu Order: The Lost Coffin of Mount Mang 发丘中郎将·邙山遗棺 The Tomb Raider General: The Ancient Coffin of Mount Mang 5Reads—Score—Shelves
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My Dad’s a Demon Lord, My Mom’s a Holy Sovereign. Why Shouldn’t I Live Off Them? 爹魔尊，娘圣主，我不啃老干嘛？
[Genius] + [Funny at first, unhinged later] + [Offbeat protagonist] + [Clever cultivation] + [Huge stats, but that doesn’t mean the mechanics are weak] + [Multiple heroines] In the year 356 of the Dragon Kingdom, a golden imperial carriage smashed through the sun, a celestial palace rose above the moon, and the stars of the heavens awakened one after another. The world entered an era of spiritual qi revival, and people awakened spiritual roots to pursue the path to immortality. Ling Yishan, a
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Oh No, Sun Wukong Has Fallen in Love with the Bone Demon 完蛋了，孙悟空爱上了白骨精
Zhu Bajie: “Tell me, what is love? It makes this old pig pledge himself to another.” Sun Wukong: “The monsters are here. Bajie, you go first. I’ll cover the rear. Don’t worry: if you die, you’ll get a hundred million in underworld currency for compensation, deposited straight into your secret account at the Bank of the Underworld.” Tang Sanzang: “Bajie, your master is hungry. Hurry up and stew a pot of monk meat. Do you even want to keep your job? You’re so slow at everything, as dumb as a pig.”
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- 219 Nana's Little Transformation 娜娜变小记 My name is Nana. I'm in eighth grade, and I'm about as ordinary as a girl can be. That is, until one Wednesday, when I ate a glowing apple. The next morning, I woke up the size of a thumb. My bed had become a white desert, my phone a black skyscraper, and the look my fat cat Tangerine gave me changed from “stupid human” to “running fish snack.” The hottest guy in school, Lu Shiyan, suddenly started paying special attention to me. He said he'd been looking for someone who could “shrink” like 148Reads—Score—Shelves
- 220 Bone Maiden of the Great Wilderness: I, a Mortal, Subdue Gods and Demons 大荒骨女：我以凡躯镇神魔 Daughter of the Great Wilderness: I Hold the Gods and Demons at Bay with a Mortal Body 258Reads—Score—Shelves
- 221 A Three-Year-Old Prodigy Shows the Way: Mom’s Welding Machine Leads to Immortality 三岁萌宝指路：妈妈的电焊机通仙 Three-year-old Gu Tiaotiao squatted on the threshold of a hardware store, pointing at an empty alley. “Mommy, there’s a leak in the alley.” She looked up. A crack split the wall, and a man covered in golden fissures stepped out of it. He said she was the unfinished crack from a thousand years ago. The eighty-yuan secondhand welding torch in her hand lit up. The man was called Lu Beiyin. When he took his first bite of noodles, he froze: for the first time in a thousand years, he could taste som 14Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Started Getting Stronger After Meeting a Spiritual Girl in Foshan 从佛山遇到精神小妹开始变强
Jia Fang got carried away and set off south. Who could have guessed that on the very first day, he’d supposedly be kidnapped by a young street punk? Luckily, it turned out to be the classic scene where every bleached-blond guy has a beauty riding on the back of his electric scooter. That instantly unlocked his cashback golden finger, and his extraordinary life began from that moment... His sweet, real-estate-owning landlady can earn him cashback, so he rents more than fifty apartments from her.
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- 223 The Supernatural Constable Gu Tiandao 灵异捕快古天刀 The winding smoke of everyday life rises through the city's urban villages, concealing countless human joys and sorrows, while wronged spirits of the dead roam the streets. Gu Tiandao, a food delivery rider, unexpectedly gains the ability to communicate with spirits and ends up moonlighting as a paranormal detective. He has to keep up with the rent, deliver food, and put up with his station manager exploiting him, all while handling one bizarre case after another: unjustly dead spirits, lingeri 46Reads—Score—Shelves
- 224 Honkai: Star Rail: After I Died, I Made Them All Go Mad 崩铁：我死后，成就她们的疯魔 [Multiple Heroines, Not for You if You Dislike That] [Honkai: Star Rail] [Readable Even if You Haven’t Played the Original] In his first life, Qi Zhimu was Ruan Mei’s student. “You’ve completed your training. Leave. I won’t see you again until my research is finished.” “Yes... Teacher...” Qi Zhimu left alone, but did not go far. He settled down in the place where he had once lived. From then on, he sent her plum wine once a year and never disturbed her. Until the day he died of old age, he never 152.3kReads8.9Score16.5kShelves
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I’m the Favored Son of Heaven in the Cultivation World 我在修真界做天之骄子
No heroine + no romance + a goofy comedy (P.S. This is a silly, funny slice-of-life story, so don't take it seriously!) A story for female readers. If you're feeling down, come take a look! My dear readers, the world may be full of disappointments, but please believe that hidden in all the cracks and bumps are the little sweets fate has secretly tucked away. If you're unhappy, imagine you're the protagonist and grow alongside them! The author will write you a joyful, carefree world. What does it
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The Unhinged Real Heiress Is Reforming the Dating Show Again Today 发癫真千金今天也在整顿恋综
Not many people are reading this, so the rating is low. No idea if it’ll go up later, but it’s fine. I can still flop. [1v1, two absurd goofballs + going off the rails + meme references + showbiz + wealthy family’s real and fake heiresses + livestreaming] After one unlucky mishap after another, Ye Luo went on an impassioned rant against the Heavenly Dao, then died after choking on her breath and cracking her head on the road. She transmigrated into a novel full of every kind of angst and became
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- 227 The Heir Apparent Is Craving Something Again Today 世子今天又被馋哭了 The comic adaptation of the same name, The Young Lord Got Tempted by Food Again Today, is now available. On the very first day Duanmu Ying transmigrated into the body of a minor official's daughter, her half-sister shoved her into a corner and cracked her head against the wall. The good news: She brought the skills of an outstanding New Oriental culinary school graduate with her. The bad news: This backwater has no chili peppers, no wok, and even soy sauce is a rare luxury. But who is Duanmu Yi 148Reads—Score—Shelves
- 228 The Tiger Carries His Beloved Home! 虎驮良人归！ A Tiger Carries the Good Man Home! 66Reads—Score—Shelves
- 229 After Ten Years in Ancient China, I Suddenly Saw a Stainless Steel Door 穿越古代十年，突然看见不锈钢门 After Ten Years in Ancient Times, I Suddenly Saw a Stainless-Steel Door 5.7kReads—Score107Shelves
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Traveling with the King: Fish and Fishermen 与王同行鱼与渔
Rooted in the grand magical world of Heroes of Might and Magic, this is classic, traditional fantasy. No transmigration, no System, no cheat powers. There is only the path of proving the Dao through strength, taking one step at a time through a turbulent era. To cleanse himself of karmic burdens and uncover the true essence of magic, the young Deacon followed the First Academy of Magic dean's instructions and secluded himself for three years, meditating on the Dao and tempering his heart. During
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Oh No! The Campus Beauty Found the Secret on My Phone 糟糕！被校花发现手机里的秘密
[Not reborn] [No System] [School life] [Everyday life] Lin Qiuyue: Teacher, Jiang Yu cheated! Jiang Yu: Teacher, Lin Qiuyue farted! Lin Qiuyue: Jiang Yu, my parents aren't home, and I'm a little scared by myself. Can I stay at your place tonight?
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- 232 I, in Short, Am Here for Laughs 在下，纯属搞笑 Comedy, and we mean it. Secret crush, and he’s a brooding flirt. Both leads are pure, so dive in without fear of landmines. Qian Duoduo is an entertainment reporter who became famous for writing about “The Mystery of a Certain Top-Tier Star’s Underwear Color.” Her tongue is quicker than her keyboard. Zhou Zhiheng is a dermatologist who saves every word. His biggest secret is that he’s followed her from a burner account for three years, clicking “Like” on every article. They meet again at the h 103Reads—Score—Shelves
- 233 The Secret Records of Qingwu: A Feng Shui Master 青乌秘录之风水师 The Secret Records of Qingwu: A Feng Shui Master 84Reads—Score—Shelves
- 234 Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops 爆红从报警开始 Microdrama style, silly and lighthearted. The protagonist has no romantic pairings, male or female. Actor Mo Fei gets a Role System. From a holy monk, he gains an ability to attract criminals; from a serial killer, he learns human anatomy; from a detective, he learns to talk to cats; from a master thief, he learns sleight of hand... To everyone else, all of this seems downright bizarre. Would a normal actor radiate murderous intent? Would a normal actor know the human body so well? Would a norma 60.5kReads9.5Score8.1kShelves
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A Blossom, A Cup of Wine, An Immortal Life 一花一酒一仙人，亦眠亦醉亦长生
[This book is also known as The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring] [The print edition of The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring goes on sale at 7 p.m. on November 15!] [Immortality + taking disciples + no female lead + lighthearted comedy, no tearjerkers] When your master serves food, you spin the table; when your master chants a spell, you chatter away. When your master rests, you sing; when your master sleeps in, you bang on a pot. Your master is immortal, but your life is short; your master
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I Found a Baby, and She Became the Empress 捡了个婴儿，竟成了皇后
Lin Guanzhou, who disguises herself as a man, picks up a little tagalong. “Be good, Guan Ju. No candied hawthorns. Eat too many and they’ll stick to your teeth. If your teeth go bad, little worms will grow inside and bite you.” But Lin Guanjiu isn’t fooled. He shakes his little head and stubbornly says, “Mm~ Big Brother, I just want some!” Lin Guanzhou thinks, You wish. Can’t you see your big brother doesn’t even have any paper left in his pockets to wipe his butt? Tomorrow I’ll have to borrow a
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Quick Transmigration: Starting by Staying Away from the Plot 快穿：从远离剧情开始
Original title: The Quick-Transmigration Cannon-Fodder Female Lead Doesn’t Follow the Plot [Quick transmigration + fictional worlds + some stories conclude in one chapter + varied lengths + doesn’t follow the original plot + absolutely no helping the poor + all male leads are virgins + personal space] [No fixed couple, but the male leads must be pure] The cannon-fodder female characters in the plot suddenly awaken. After growing a brain, Luo Yang refuses to follow the sucker’s script anymore. Sh
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Reborn to Become a Widow, but the Prince Can Read Minds 重生只想丧偶，王爷竟然会读心
The whole book is complete, everyone! Enjoy it without worry. Mwah mwah mwah (´ε` )♡ [Both reborn + mind-reading + absurd comedy + the husband’s long road to winning back his wife + male lead angst] (Cold-faced border prince vs. beloved legitimate daughter) Wei Yue: He thought he was the cinnabar mole in his wife’s heart in their previous life. He never expected someone else to be in her heart! Jiang Jianwei: [Heaven gave me another chance, so of course I’m going to let loose! To hell with his c
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- 239 After Being Vilified Across the Internet, I Expose a Shocking Scam by a Top Tycoon Family 被全网唾骂后，我曝光了顶级豪门的惊天骗局 After Being Vilified Across the Internet, I Exposed a Shocking Scam by a Top-Ranking Family 246Reads—Score—Shelves
- 240 The Book I Was Reading: The Male Lead Came to Life 我追的书，男主出来了 The male lead of the book you've been following for three years has appeared. He's covered in blood, sitting on your living room sofa. He says, “I've come out of the book you've been following for three years.” Before you can react, your phone lights up. A line has been carved into the ground downstairs: “Shi Jin, you were following the wrong person.” Behind the window of the building opposite, a camera is pointed straight at you. A third text arrives at the same time: “He's lying to you. He 58Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Apocalypse Is Coming? I’ll Arrive First! 末日降临？我先降临！
[The print edition of I'm a Supplier of Survival Plans for the End Times is now available on major platforms] [Character growth · Multi-theme stages · Ensemble cast · Occasional brutal takedowns · No cookie-cutter plot · No mindless wish fulfillment] After facing repeated layoffs and betrayals, Su Jin was at the lowest point of his life when he was accidentally hired by a mysterious company. Countless worlds are on the brink of destruction. Only by saving their clients can the sparks of civiliza
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A Cherished Silver Bracelet 珍藏一条银手链
As children, Zhang Min and Guo Tingting accidentally fell into the river while playing by the bank. Li Zewen rescued them. Years later, after graduating from college, Li Zewen became their teacher. Due to family circumstances, Zhang Min dropped out of high school in her second year and went to work. Years later, she became a sales representative at a valve factory, while Guo Tingting became a nurse at the county hospital. To their surprise, Li Zewen became the man her best friend was set up with
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A Powerful Figure Transmigrates to Ancient Times and Dotes Only on His Poor Little Husband 大佬穿越古代独宠可怜小夫郎
(Transmigration, supernatural abilities, food, farming, devoted romance, 1v1, sweet romance) Han Mo transmigrates with supernatural abilities and starts from the bottom, with an empty house and just a few acres of poor farmland. His master has even arranged a poor husband for him. What can he do? He’ll take care of him! With his wood-type powers, he’ll make a fortune. Let them look down on us: we’ll show them how well we can thrive.
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Reborn After the Fall of the Gods, I'll Live This Mortal Life to the Fullest 神落转生，到了尘世就认真活一次
Awaiting a print edition and anime adaptation [Original] [Anime and Manga] [Western Fantasy] [Xuanhuan] [Battles] [Slice of Life] [Some Power Fantasy] [Biography] [Illustrated] [CADPA 16] [No System, no clichés, no formula, no mindless writing, quality prose] I was once the structure that upheld the world, half divine, ignorant and insensate, half human, breathing in and out with every heartbeat. Until one day, the part of me that was human was completely drained away, and the world began to swa
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- 245 My Overbearing Wife 我的老婆霸道大人 My Wife, the Overbearing Lady 182Reads—Score—Shelves
- 246 Four-Year-Old Empress: Conquering the Business World with a Baby Bottle 四岁女帝，奶瓶收割资本圈 When I was four, I was brought back to a wealthy family. My aunt-by-marriage laughed and called me a bastard. My uncle thought I was an embarrassment. I casually revealed the secret they had hidden in their safe, and everyone thought I was a genius. Only I knew the truth: this wasn't talent. I had been reborn. But when I found my biological mother, she stared at me and said, “You're not my daughter. My daughter died four years ago. Who are you?” An old computer my adoptive mother left me co 48Reads—Score—Shelves
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You're the Only One Written in My Fate 我命中只要你
A sudden fire bound their fates together... There are so many fun and beautiful things in growing up. You watched me grow, you kept me safe, and you were always meant to be mine. I only want to be by your side. We weathered twists and turns and overcame convention. We'll never leave each other, no matter what...
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- 248 You Say I Sing at Midnight, but I'm Mute! 说我半夜唱歌，可我是哑巴啊！ You Say I Sing in the Middle of the Night, but I’m Mute! 9Reads—Score—Shelves
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The First Book by Pan Zhongjing 盘中鲸的第一本书
[Unhinged antics and explosive gossip, no romance] Gu Zhen's mental state is perfectly stable. Really. So what if she fought tooth and nail to clear a horror game, was promised an early retirement, and then ended up transmigrating into the body of an internet punching bag along with a useless System that knows everything except what it needs to know? No big deal. What's the worst that could happen? She doesn't want to go crazy, kill anyone, or take over the world. She just wants to share more ju
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- 250 Goofy Livestream: You Call This a Public Affairs Program? 沙雕直播：你管这叫民生节目？ [Absurd and chaotic + System + ridiculous news + livestreaming + current affairs + turning everyone's world upside down + a little entertainment] The long-running public affairs program Family is about to be taken off the air. But after rookie reporter Lu Yun takes over, the show goes completely off the rails! Shocking! A couple secretly gets married and goes home with their marriage certificate to break the news, only to discover the boyfriend is an illegitimate son! Tragic! A college student h 105kReads9.4Score12.9kShelves
