I Found a Baby, and She Became the Empress

Lin Guanzhou, who disguises herself as a man, picks up a little tagalong. “Be good, Guan Ju. No candied hawthorns. Eat too many and they’ll stick to your teeth. If your teeth go bad, little worms will grow inside and bite you.” But Lin Guanjiu isn’t fooled. He shakes his little head and stubbornly says, “Mm~ Big Brother, I just want some!” Lin Guanzhou thinks, You wish. Can’t you see your big brother doesn’t even have any paper left in his pockets to wipe his butt? Tomorrow I’ll have to borrow a few coins from Second Auntie next door to buy toilet paper. I can’t keep picking it out with my fingers after taking a dump, can I? That would be so disgusting! Just thinking about it makes her shudder with revulsion. As a child, Lin Guanjiu is clingy, loves to eat, and loves calling her “Big Brother.” When he grows up, he still loves calling her “Big Brother.” When faced with a rival in love, he: Lin Guanjiu doesn’t answer her directly. Instead, he gazes coldly at the woman before him. His eyes are so icy they seem ready to shoot out two sharp spears of ice and pierce her. He wants to tear out her heart and ask it: Does this woman really love him? Of course, that’s only his wishful fantasy. When he faces her radiant, beautiful face, he ultimately softens and asks her humbly, “Big Sister, you’re getting married. Aren’t you even going to tell your little brother?” Lin Guanzhou is utterly baffled. “?” When the hell did you find out I’m a woman? Oh my god, what have you people been doing while I was unconscious? Furious at the thought, she demands, “Who told you I was getting married?” Lin Guanjiu thinks, You saved my life. I have nothing to repay you with, so I can only offer myself to you.