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1. 701 先 Sir, Please Stay 先生且留步 Mountain Traces山踪10k WordsCompleted Sir, Please Wait 2Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 702 亿 Billions of Times Stronger, but with the Intelligence of a Fool 亿万倍强化，但行为弱极度智 A Stack of Nukes一摞核子Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [Funny and lighthearted + invincible protagonist + absurd comedy + urban setting + no-brainer story] After failing to make money with his startup, Xu Kai is preparing to return to the electronics factory when he suddenly gets a System. His strength increases by a trillion times every second, but his behavior becomes idiotic. Feeling power pour endlessly through his body, enough to destroy the universe, he says: “I’m going to make money legally and become the richest man alive!” He gives gol 18.4kReads8.1Score1.7kShelves

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   Invincible, hilarious, no female lead, quirky ideas—can you believe they created aliens just to get a government job?

3. 703 御 The Cardmaster World Is About to Meet Its King of Untold Tales! 御卡界将迎来他们的野史之王！ Little Pig Who Loves Barbecue爱吃烤肉的小猪Urban649k WordsOngoing [Cards] + [Beast Taming] + [Meme References] + [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] + [Satisfying Battles] Yuma: “Everyone! Card makers have their limits! The better the card you want to create, the more perfect the story needs to be, and the harder a perfect story is to write. So! I'm going to write unofficial history!” [According to unofficial records, Mahoraga's wheel only turns when it is attacked and adapts to the attack. But that's a loser’s way of fighting! After adapting to a heart tattoo during it 30.1kReads8.3Score3.5kShelves

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   The author is far removed from humanity and close to divinity.

4. 704 她 She Was Wearing a Red Wedding Dress 她穿着红嫁衣 Mountain Traces山踪49k WordsCompleted She Wore a Red Wedding Dress 1Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 705 我 I Transmigrated 999 Times and Drove the Mad Tyrant Insane 我穿越999次，逼疯了疯批暴君 Mo Mo Is Master Mo墨墨是墨爷Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted With only six months left to live, Tang Wan masters a skill called “Transmigration,” allowing her to travel back and forth between the modern and ancient worlds. On her first transmigration, people mistake her for a ghost… On her ninety-ninth, she nearly dies at the hands of the dog emperor. On her 108th, she “defiles” the emperor’s innocence. After transmigrating time and again, she discovers to her delight that a little dragon energy can extend her life. Tang Wan: “Mooch, mooch, keep mooching 16.5kReads9.5Score2.2kShelves

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   🍒🍒 Hahaha, I'm laughing like a maggot... The female lead travels between the modern world and ancient times every day, going back to get whatever she wants, even instant noodles. The emperor even sneaks a peek at her phone in the middle of the night...

6. 706 惊 Thriller Game: From the Start, I Helped Monsters Make Choices 惊悚游戏：开局帮鬼怪做选择 Delicious Shimeji Mushroom美味的口蘑Mystery2.6M WordsOngoing [Horror game dungeons + career-based progression + NPCs caught in a rat race + livestreaming + everyday-life style] Jiang Ye’s daily routine consists of working, studying, working... Then one day, he’s pulled into a horror game during class and awakens an all-career talent. He discovers that all his career skills are a little strange. From the start, he unlocks the career “Small-Town Exam Machine,” with an added skill that lets him make choices for ghosts and monsters. [A difficult choice has ap 67kReads9.4Score7.8kShelves

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   It's good-looking but not popular, why is no one commenting?!

7. 707 她 She Swapped Bodies with the Tyrant and Went on a Rampage! 她，与暴君互换后，杀疯啦！ Little Chubby, Run!小胖子快跑Ancient Romance371k WordsCompleted [Soul swap + transmigrate into a book + sweet, funny romance + going off the rails + tyrant + wish fulfillment + both leads are each other's first and only] Yun Yaoyao transmigrated into a book, becoming a foolish, timid cannon-fodder character who doesn't even survive the first chapter. No problem. If my family plots against me, I'll assassinate the emperor and wipe out my own clan! But after killing the emperor, Yun Yaoyao was horrified to discover that she and the tyrant had swapped bodies! T 27.6kReads9.5Score4.5kShelves

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   🔥This is hilarious! [Laughing and crying emojis][laughing and crying emojis] The heroine is framed and beheaded by her family right after transmigrating, but she directly murders the emperor and exterminates his entire clan! After the assassination fails, she swaps souls with the tyrant—he's thrown into a water dungeon, and she becomes the empress! 🍀🍀On the surface, they cooperate to build their careers, but secretly they both want to kill each other, only to discover that the other is actually the strongest cheat code? A super satisfying story of strong rivals constantly sabotaging each other!!!

8. 708 小 Uncle, Don’t Run Away 小叔别逃 Mountain Traces山踪15k WordsCompleted Uncle, Don’t Run 7Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 709 在 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance511k WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder, and all the male leads want to win her over and get 100% of her favorability! Luo Qingyan was inexplicably hit on by all kinds of powerful men: a twisted senior brother from the immortal sect, a licentious young master of the demon clan, a gorgeous Peacock King, and the mysterious ruler of the Ghost Realm. They pulled out every trick in the book, leaving her utterly baffled. Luo Qingyan: ??? After thinking it over, she suddenly understood. “Good th 20.5kReads9.4Score3kShelves

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   This novel is hilarious! There are often scenes that make my stomach hurt from laughing so much. It doesn't plagiarize at all; it's just pure comedy. It's not about being a heartthrob, it's not about being a heartthrob, it's not about being a heartthrob—it's purely funny. I recommend it; it's great, I love reading it! The author's other book is also excellent. I've finished both books and kept urging for updates, but unfortunately, it's been over a year and there's still no new book! Ughhhhhh!

10. 710 恶 The Vicious Female Supporting Character Went Viral After Causing Trouble on a Dating Show 恶毒女配在恋综花样作妖后爆红了 A Million Peach Blossoms百万桃源Modern Romance439k WordsCompleted [Absurd and illogical] Nan Yan had already completed missions in more than ninety angsty romance novels when she transmigrated into a novel about a beloved star in the entertainment industry, becoming the same-named villainess and being bound to an Anger-Inducing System. She joins a dating reality show alongside the heroine. To rack up anger points, Nan Yan goes all out causing trouble. Unexpectedly... At first, netizens: When is Nan Yan getting out of the entertainment industry? Later, netizens 1.3kReads9.3Score247Shelves

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    Absolutely amazing! I consider myself a rather impatient person, and I rarely finish novels, but this book truly captivated me until the very end. It doesn't plagiarize anything; it's genuinely funny, and it doesn't start strong but then decline. The foreshadowing and plot twists feel very natural, yet it still leaves you exclaiming in amazement!

11. 711 我 I Save the World-Destroying Villain by Acting Crazy 我靠发癫拯救灭世反派 Vibrant Little Peach动感小蜜桃Modern Romance329k WordsCompleted Quick transmigration / unhinged antics / meme references / shamelessness / absurd comedy / sweet and satisfying / no fixed CP Ning Jin spent six years as a total flop, letting loose and acting however she pleased. But thanks to everyone’s increasingly warped mental state, her unhinged creations somehow became huge hits. Those crazy books even awakened their own world consciousness and forcibly bound themselves to Ning Jin, that old troll, to fight the incredibly powerful villains she had written 1.2kReads9.2Score183Shelves

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    The female lead's secret identity is revealed when she publicly showcases her piano skills. 🔥🔥🔥 As the host, she's even more excited than the protagonist herself, holding the microphone: "Her demeanor is arrogant, her eyes filled with nonchalant light, her beautiful fingers dance across the keys, producing music that even world-class masters admire!" The female lead's hand trembles, almost causing her to make a mistake. Meanwhile, the aloof CEO arrives at the school gate in his luxury car, attracting a crowd. She passionately describes to the onlookers: "The man exudes power, his face cold and expressionless; a single glance from him is enough to make a crowd kneel at his feet, a god descended to earth!" "..." The CEO withdraws from the car, closes the door, and drives away.

12. 712 五 Five Million to Buy Out a Tycoon Family: I'm the Queen of the Walled City 五百万买断豪门，姐在城寨当女王 Mountain Traces山踪19k WordsCompleted Five Million to Buy Out the Rich Family, I'm Queen of the Walled City 5Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 713 两 I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the 48.5kReads9.1Score6.2kShelves

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    It's hilarious! It's funny from a really unexpected angle, and the more you watch it, the funnier it gets.

14. 714 三 Three Thousand Powerhouses and Their Useless Sect Master 三千大佬和他们的废物宗主 Ji Furan纪扶染Ancient Romance305k WordsCompleted [Enter at your own risk: the pacing speeds up later] After the once-glorious Pingtian Sect's geniuses ascended one after another, their sole remaining sect master, Yu Kui, was left behind. Yu Kui was a good-for-nothing hiding among a crowd of geniuses. As the sect's good-for-nothing master, she made it her duty to stay hidden and uphold Pingtian Sect's last shred of renown. Her eldest senior brother, who had already ascended, taught her the first rule of being a master: always look cool. Her sec 1.5kReads9.1Score239Shelves

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    There are no internet slang terms, but you'll find yourself grinning from ear to ear after reading it.

15. 715 将 The General's Worthless Live-In Son-in-Law 将军的窝囊赘婿 Mountain Traces山踪Historical21k WordsCompleted The General's Pathetic Live-in Son-in-Law 7Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 716 假EN The Fake Heiress's Thoughts Are Leaking—So She's Giving Up and Grabbing Popcorn 假千金心声泄露后，彻底摆烂吃瓜 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance670k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Mind-Reading While Following the Gossip + Silly Jokes and Memes + Wild Imagination + Everyone’s Favorite] Ye Xunzhi, a modern college student with a fragile heart, transmigrates into a book. The good news: Even though she’s the fake heiress and gets kicked out of the wealthy family, her grandfather’s family seems pretty powerful, especially her several older brothers, each of whom is a major asset. The bad news: No one in this family meets a good end. Maybe because they’re all bound b 26.3kReads9.5Score3.4kShelves

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    The first book is the funniest, it'll make your stomach hurt from laughing (it has a main couple, and the couple is very funny). The second book is also very good (no main couple). The third book has a very silly female lead (there is a main couple, but they are both silly). The fourth and second books are by the same author and are both quite good. Everyone should know about the fifth book, Xie bro. The sixth book has a silly but hardworking female lead. [Top Post]

17. 717 长 You're This Gorgeous, and You Still Want to Break Off the Engagement? 长得这么好看，你还想退婚？ Three Lamps and Five Chickens三灯五鸡Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted [Laugh Rating: ★★★★★] [Xianxia fantasy + transmigration + no System + absurd comedy + if you like power fantasies, this isn't for you + the easily offended should beware + please check your brain at the door before reading] To keep the Six Realms at peace, the ancient Sword God perished alongside the Demon Ancestor, then defied fate and began cultivating anew. Before dying, the Demon Ancestor laid a curse on him, causing him to lose his memories after being reborn. He remembers only his life bef 31.1kReads8.0Score2.7kShelves

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    It seems okay, but the score I gave it was too low. It looks like it could reach around 9.0.

18. 718 墙 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Walls 墙中唱童谣 Mountain Traces山踪10k WordsCompleted A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Wall 2Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 719 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 62.4kReads9.5Score124.3kShelves
20. 720 师 The Master's Wife Comes First 师母在上 Mountain Traces山踪16k WordsCompleted My Wife’s Teacher Is Here 9Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 721 直 Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播：开局一句话气哭校花 Lone Salty Fish独孤咸鱼Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz 9.9kReads9.2Score703Shelves

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    [Laughing and crying emoji] This was once a highly-rated masterpiece, it's really hilarious. I laughed non-stop after reading every chapter, from beginning to end, until tears streamed down my face. It's hard to find a substitute in Tomato's works.

22. 722 我 After I Went Off the Rails, My Whole Villainous Family Turned Over a New Leaf! 我发癫后，全家反派都从良了！ Zong Li纵里Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd Memes + 1v1, Both Leads Are Sexually Inexperienced + Beloved by All + Wild, Unhinged Couple: Xi Congrong] [A Totally Unhinged, Random, All-Rounder Heroine vs. A Villainous Male Lead Who’s Elegant, Scheming, and Has an Unusual Way of Thinking] You are the nanny’s daughter, with a tragic background: a gambling-addicted father, a fragile mother, and a lily-white innocent side to you. On your first day accompanying your mother to work at the mansion, the real heiress makes things difficult f 12.4kReads9.3Score2.3kShelves
23. 723 你 Is Your Life Worth Enough to Pay? 你的命，够付么？ Not Autumn Zhang不秋张Urban628k WordsOngoing I crave madness, so what do I fear from Heaven's punishment? I have cast off all worldly attachments, so what do I fear? Above all dominance, I am the one who rules! Watch as the protagonist, Wu Tian, cultivates step by step, challenges Heaven, and fights his way from modern society, the Human Realm, into other worlds, ultimately reaching the pinnacle! 173Reads—Score—Shelves

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    You think this is urban fantasy? No, this is a massive soap opera combining a "Demon Lord Training Plan" and a "Repentance Pill for Exes." The male lead, dumped when he's down on his luck, immediately signs a contract—no, a cooperation agreement—with the demon lord within him. He absorbs lifespans, imparts cultivation techniques, and woos various genuinely interested women, breaking through to new heights with each cultivation session. They say I'm greedy, wanting both beauty and the world—I laugh: I cultivate karma, who says I can't have it all?

24. 724 草 Sweet Wild Prairie 草原甜野 Mountain Traces山踪Marriage & Romance17k WordsCompleted Sweet Wild Grasslands 3Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 725 中 After Winning a Hundred Million, I Became My Company's Savior 中奖一个亿后，我成了公司救世主 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Urban424k WordsCompleted [The rating just came out, but it'll slowly improve! No risk in getting on board!] Shen Yanshen casually bought two lottery tickets and won a hundred million. His miserable working life was over for good, and from then on he lived in a mansion and drove a Mercedes. His ex-girlfriend, who had once looked down on him for being poor, came back in tears, begging him to take her back. Shen Yanshen kicked her a hundred meters away. “Get as far away as you can. Can't you see I'm washing my wife's feet? 3kReads5.9Score116Shelves

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    Not plagiarism

26. 726 我 After I Kissed the Campus Heartthrob Until He Cried 我把校草亲哭了以后 Mountain Traces山踪12k WordsCompleted After I Kissed the Campus Heartthrob Until He Cried 28Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 727 开 I Started Livestreaming and Started Winning by Doing Nothing. Pulling Off Stunts Is All Up to Fate 开播就躺赢，整活全靠命 An Accident是个意外Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [Absurd] [Comedy Shenanigans] [Funny] [Female Streamer] [Urban Slice of Life] Jiang He: Thanks for asking. I'm in the city and just got bound to a System. Its function is simple and straightforward: go live and win without lifting a finger! Money? Traffic? It all comes rolling in while I lie around! I just don't know why the vibe in my Livestream is so weird. An interview with a passerby turns into an arrest scene. A late-night snack leads to an antiques case. I go for a wa 29.1kReads8.0Score1.8kShelves

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    🔥So let me ask you, did you laugh? Ever since the awakening system, the protagonist has completely let loose on the path of creating hilarious antics. From games to outdoor activities, from technical skills to comedy, in just a few days, he's become a completely different person.🌿

28. 728 穿 Transmigrated as a Background NPC, I’m Courting the Beloved of Everyone 穿成路人npc，攻略万人迷 Laughing All Day Long每天笑不停Two Male Leads653k WordsOngoing [Two male leads + cultivation + two powerful leads + transmigration + lighthearted comedy + carefree, irreverent NPC with endless complaints × canonically popular, scheming heartthrob gong] Ge Shanqing accidentally got bound to the Lone Wolf System and transmigrated into a world of cultivation. Here, he was a passerby NPC with no part in the plot, and his only mission was to stay alive. Well, if staying alive was all he had to do, that still left him free to enjoy life in the cultivation world~ 42kReads9.3Score5.1kShelves

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    The main and supporting characters are all well-developed and funny.

29. 729 朔 Dragon’s Roar in the Northern Frontier 朔北龙吟 Coffee at 71 Degrees71度的咖啡Historical1.5M WordsOngoing Transmigrated into a frontier army scout, he found himself facing tens of thousands of Tiele cavalry from the start. A series of covert battles and mysteries unfolds around a royal secret: twenty years ago, someone tried to force the Grand Princess into marriage. The emperor enters the game himself, pitting his wits against all the powers at play. Schemes within schemes, plots within plots, each conspiracy linked to the next. See how the protagonist faces this treacherous crisis, growing from a 17.3kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves

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    I highly recommend this masterpiece, *The Roar of the Northern Frontier*. Many of its memorable scenes will have you laughing out loud. A pinnacle of the historical fantasy genre. Witness how a time-traveling special forces instructor turns his life around.

30. 730 异 A Long Journey in Another World 异界旅途漫漫 The Mountain Moon Knows Not of You山月不知君Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [No System + Original Story + Ensemble Cast + No Brain-Dead Characters + Fast-Paced + Pure Romance] I’m dedicated to creating a different kind of world and bringing everyone a fresh new thrill, along with a more realistic experience! The rain fell without letup, day after gloomy day. Beneath the curtain of rain... Travelers from another world, I’d like you to finish this terrible game of chess for me. Anyone can be a chess piece, anyone can be sacrificed. All living beings are players in this ga 5.8kReads—Score325Shelves
31. 731 老 After My Husband Returned from a Business Trip to Chengdu, a Casual Short Video Made Me Go Viral 老公从成都出差回来后，我随手发个短视频爆火了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance14k WordsCompleted After My Husband Returned from a Business Trip to Chengdu, a Short Video I Posted on a Whim Went Viral 13.3kReads—Score101Shelves
32. 732 禁 A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命？我拥有不死之身 Eat the Little Almond吃掉小杏仁Urban3.9M WordsOngoing Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu 197kReads8.8Score7.4kShelves

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    Report! A novel was found amidst tons of memes 😳

33. 733 降 After Taking a Pay Cut and Quietly Giving Up, My Boss Begged Me for Forgiveness All Night 降薪摆烂后，老板连夜跪求我原谅 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭10k WordsCompleted After My Pay Was Cut, I Started Slacking Off. My Boss Begged Me on His Knees to Forgive Him That Very Night —Reads—Score1.1kShelves
34. 734 漂 Pretty Darling, You’re Too Good at Flirting! Are You Trying to Get Yourself Killed? 漂亮宝贝这么会钓，不要命啦！ Cai Cai Wants to Get Rich菜菜要发财Two Male Leads546k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + satisfying face-slapping + intense push and pull + both devoted only to each other] [An alluring, hot-tempered flirt of a bottom X a celibate powerhouse top with an overwhelming possessive streak] In his past life, Lin Que was framed maliciously and eventually died a miserable death from severe bipolar disorder. Only after his death did he learn that he was the true young master of a wealthy family, his identity maliciously switched at birth. The one who framed him was the fake 27.5kReads9.5Score3.8kShelves

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    The first three are super sweet, and the third one has a lot of laughs. I've read the fourth and fifth books on other accounts; they're hilarious. I've already reread the sixth one three times—need I say more? [Kissing emojis]

35. 735 闪 After a Whirlwind Wedding, I Became a Rich Woman and Didn't Have to Work Night Shifts 闪婚后我成了富婆，还不用上夜班 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭13k WordsCompleted After a Whirlwind Marriage, I Became a Rich Woman and Didn't Have to Work the Night Shift 11.7kReads—Score100Shelves
36. 736 重EN Too Many Reborn Heroes? Time to Bring in the Government 重生者太密集？我带国家队下场 Bian Lu边鹿Sci-Fi & Apocalypse758k WordsCompleted (A feel-good power fantasy, with a beautiful, badass heroine who confiscates golden fingers) “Sheng is the boss around here. She's ruthless and doesn't waste words. Cross her, and she'll take you down!” In the year 2323 of the Star Era, the apocalypse is about to begin. Some people awaken their powers early, while reborn people are already making their moves… As the head of a new department, Sheng An is responsible for recruiting and leading all the powered and reborn individuals, preparing for 124.2kReads9.7Score17.6kShelves
37. 737 老 After My Husband Cheated, I Ran the Company into Bankruptcy 老公出轨后，我把公司搞破产了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted After My Husband Cheated, I Ran the Company into Bankruptcy 5.8kReads—Score—Shelves
38. 738 全EN Global Death Exam: Straight from the Execution Grounds to the Test Room 全球死考：刚下刑场你让我去考试 I Love Eating Cat Chips我爱吃猫片哇Mystery1.0M WordsOngoing [Tactical battles + mild horror + infinite-world adventure] The Deadly College Entrance Exam has arrived, dragging thirty million candidates into hell. The exam questions have been replaced with scenes from horror movies and disasters. Even staying alive is a pipe dream. Pass and earn rewards. Fail and be erased! Ten points earn ten million. One hundred points earn Tyrant genes. One thousand points earn the Apocalypse. Only ??? can make it out of this exam. To investigate, the military “ 1.6MReads9.3Score295.4kShelves

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    This is an absolutely amazing masterpiece, read by over a million people! [Added to bookshelf]

39. 739 人 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统 Steamed Plum Pastry Sauce蒸梅油酥汁Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 16.7kReads9.6Score2.2kShelves
40. 740 裴 President Pei, Your Low-Quality Boyfriend Is Going Wild! 裴总，你的低质量男友杀疯了！ Jiang Wan江弯Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads] [Both Pure] [Slightly Coercive] [Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic] [A black-hearted, vindictive, brilliantly cunning assassin] & [A cold-looking, secretly sulky CEO who’s a total simp] Ruan Jibai was an illegitimate son of the Ruan family, kept abroad for years and never favored. One day, he returned to China on a mission, putting on an innocent, harmless, but utterly useless pretty-boy act in public. With his impressive talent for vicious insults, he attacked everyone indiscrimina 25.3kReads9.3Score4.7kShelves

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    For comedic tracks, you can always trust Jiangwan.

41. 741 降 After Being Demoted and Quietly Giving Up, My Incompetent Boss Begged Me to Accept a Promotion 降职摆烂后，草包领导跪求我升职 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭8k WordsCompleted After I Was Demoted and Started Slacking Off, My Incompetent Boss Begged Me on His Knees to Promote Me 2.5kReads—Score—Shelves
42. 742 败 Loser Heroine, Please Get a Grip. I Just Want to Be Your Guy Best Friend 败犬女主请自重，我只想当男闺蜜 Give Me a Piece of What You're Eating吃的给我掰点Urban1.3M WordsOngoing [Meme Humor] + [Here for the Fun] + [Snark] + [Chasing Her Husband to the Crematorium] + [School Life] + [Healing] + [Love Triangle Chaos] + [Lighthearted Comedy] + [No Consolation for the Losing Heroines] My name is Su Zhe, and I'm surrounded by losing heroines. I think snarking on them is more fun than trying to save them. A timid, socially anxious heiress, an insecure and sensitive class monitor with a surprising side, and an abstract girl who seems optimistic: each has something they just ca 61.4kReads9.2Score6.6kShelves

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    Come and join the male protagonist in restoring the Han Dynasty, or come visit Motou Village (his childhood sweetheart is studying abroad, the male protagonist has a phobia of germs, and the ending is already predetermined).

43. 743 开 From the Start, the Sky Screen Reveals I'll Become an Emperor for the Ages 开局天幕曝光我会成为千古一帝 I'm the Best at Slacking Off at Work上班摸鱼我最行Historical195k WordsOngoing [Male Protagonist + Alternate History + Sky Screen + No Romance + Wish-Fulfillment + Everyone’s Favorite] [The rating is low because it just came out~] I’ve been born again and again. The bad news: This time, I’m an unloved prince in a feudal dynasty. The good news: People can cultivate in this world. Do I even need to choose? I mash the cultivation button. My goal in life is to cultivate hard and ascend as soon as possible. But one day, a gigantic sky screen appears [Today, we’re counting down 6.8kReads8.7Score366Shelves

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    Good news, I've been born with twins again! [Facepalm][facepalm][facepalm] Bad news, I'm an unfavored prince in a feudal dynasty. And then the Heavenly Curtain appears, reflecting on my precarious life. How did this damned dragon robe end up on me? I don't want to be emperor!

44. 744 完 The Perfect 50-50 Split 完美AA制 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭13k WordsCompleted The Perfect 50-50 Split 1.2kReads—Score—Shelves
45. 745 我EN My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant 我的26岁女房客 Super Big Tank Kobe超级大坦克科比Urban2.1M WordsCompleted After a wild night at a bar, a beautiful woman pinned him with a paternity claim, and the down-and-out young man suddenly became a father. As if things weren't bad enough, the owner of his rented home changed, and he was about to be kicked out. But his new landlady was beautiful! Should he ask to share the place? She coolly gave him a single word: “Get out!” A romantic entanglement sparked by a housing problem. 120kReads9.7Score13.9kShelves
46. 746 互 Body Swap: The Academic Whiz Gets Played and Goes All In 互穿：耳光文学之学霸被钓成翘嘴 Jiang Wan江弯Modern Romance307k WordsCompleted [A ridiculous, impulsive chaos gremlin] VS [A gentle-looking, scheming guy who acts way too cool] Yan Sui: With parents who were always on the verge of divorce and a girl who never made any sense, Yan Sui, who had lived in a Taoist temple all her life, thought her future looked bright. Then she was told the temple didn't accept disciples without at least an undergraduate degree. Yan Sui's world fell apart. Next, her lawyer older brother, who had intermittent rabid simp syndrome and terrible mann 596Reads8.4Score—Shelves
47. 747 暴 So What If I'm a Tycoon? Don't Come Begging Me 暴发户怎么了，有本事别求我啊 April Sunshine四月骄阳Urban602k WordsCompleted This is a wish-fulfillment novel with one female lead, no NTR, and plenty of ruthless revenge. The male lead is easygoing, takes everything in stride, and hits back whenever anyone crosses him. He doesn’t drag things out, play dumb, forgive, let anyone off the hook, hold back, or turn a blind eye. It has already been adapted into a short drama and an animated comic. Search for the protagonist He Yinjiu on Hongguo to find multiple versions. You slap me? I’ll hit you right back. Sorry, but where I 17.1kReads8.3Score1.5kShelves
48. 748 植 My Comatose Husband Woke Up After I Married Him to Bring Him Good Luck 植物人老公被我冲喜冲醒了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted My Vegetative Husband Woke Up After I Married Him for Good Luck 2.5kReads—Score—Shelves
49. 749 入 After Ten Years in Prison, Who'd Still Risk Their Neck to Help a Stranger? 入狱十年，谁还见义勇为啊 Nine-Flower Evaporated Milk九花淡奶Urban3.1M WordsCompleted He’d done the right thing by standing up for someone, yet the school beauty’s family framed him for murder. After ten years in prison, Cao Kun returned to the night that had changed his fate, carrying with him countless secrets about their crimes. When he saw the school beauty’s mother being dragged into an alley again by three thugs, Cao Kun didn’t pick up a brick this time. He quietly pulled out his phone and started recording. “Madam, I wanted to be a good person too. You forced me into this… 107.8kReads8.9Score10.9kShelves
50. 750 诡EN The House of Dread 诡舍 The Sound of Wind and Rain at Night,夜来风雨声丶Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted [Infinite-flow + Mild Horror + Survival + One Female Lead] A driverless bus carried a group of cursed people to a strange black lodge… Inside the lodge stood a door stained red with blood. At regular intervals, the cursed were forcibly dragged through the blood-red door and into terrifying worlds, where they had to complete horrifying events… After Ning Qiushui survived one bizarre and terrifying story after another inside the lodge, narrowly escaping death each time, he discovered that none of 711.1kReads9.6Score100.9kShelves

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