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1. 1 叫 Call Me Cat General 叫我猫将军 Pink Big Kitty粉色大猫猫Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted 6.6kReads8.9Score1.1k14d adds

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   These books will absolutely meet your requirements. They're incredibly good; once you start reading, you'll be completely engrossed, unable to tear yourself away, forgetting to eat and sleep, completely absorbed, utterly captivated.

2. 2 异 A Different Ming Dynasty: I Became a Saint with a Hundred Lives 异世大明：我用一百条命成圣 Zi Yang紫炀Historical1.5M WordsOngoing Alternate-history Ming Dynasty / Fighting for the People / The Art of Toppling Dragons / Loyal Ministers Who Risk Their Lives to Remonstrate / Rules Horror Lately, the atmosphere at court in the Fengtian Hall has grown rather grim. For several days in a row, officials from one particular residence have been risking their lives to remonstrate, and they really do die on the spot. “I stake my life on this remonstrance!” Here we go again. But Emperor Zhu Chongba has changed his approach, too. “Do yo 9.6kReads9.2Score75914d adds
3. 3 我 I Only Plundered a Few Systems, So Why Are You All Panicking? 我就掠夺些系统，你们都慌啥？ Wind Without a Sound风无声Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Also known as From the Start, I Become a System and Plunder the Myriad Worlds and Host, Wait! You Dropped Your Cheat on the Ground. The three principles of the System: 1. The total amount of the Myriad Worlds' source remains unchanged. Ascension is the System's only rule. 2. Systems are drawn to and compete with one another, and their purpose is to plunder. Any show of kindness will turn you into someone else's source. 3. The Myriad Worlds are a dark forest. Keep yourself hidden, and don't let y 14.2kReads9.4Score1.5k14d adds
4. 4 这 This Holy Son Is Way Too Cautious 这个圣子太稳健啦 Fat Cat in the Deep Alley深巷肥猫Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsOngoing [Reborn + Satisfying power fantasy + Daily life + Cunning protagonist + Lighthearted + Subverts expectations] “This is paradise for the strong and a graveyard for the weak.” Su Huai, a burned-out office worker, wakes up to discover he has transmigrated to the Immortal Domain, a place where the strong prey on the weak and danger lurks everywhere. After seven chaotic lives ending in tragic deaths and fresh starts, with no favor from the System, he finally uses the experience of his previous lives 16.6kReads9.2Score1.1k14d adds

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5. 5 我EN My Arrival in the Matrix Universe 我降临在矩阵宇宙 Wang Zilü王自律Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.4M WordsCompleted A young man arrives in this Matrix Universe, carrying a lantern. Inside it are his twelve manifested personalities. They weep, and they shine. He sets the lantern on the ground, lighting a small space around him. Before him, the continent falls, flames soar into the sky, and sixty million people plunge into the abyss. I am both the destroyer of this universe and its savior. 23.8kReads9.6Score2.8k14d adds
6. 6 天 The World's Number One Must Be Pretty Fast at Running Away 天下第一跑路一定很快吧 Luo Jin洛荩Eastern Fantasy300k WordsCompleted [Invincible Protagonist + Lighthearted + One Heroine + Sweet Romance] There is a young swordswoman, so poor she can barely get by, leading a skinny horse and determined to right every wrong in the world; A young wanderer tries to make a living by the roadside; A naive monster and an innkeeper; To the east is an elegant young gentleman who cares far too much about saving face; And a legitimate princess who became a nun halfway through life to avenge the man stolen from her; This is the story of t 15.8kReads9.5Score1.4k14d adds
7. 7 异EN The Creatures That We Are 异兽迷城 Peng Pai彭湃Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Gao Yang was an orphan. At the age of six, he transmigrated to a parallel world and began living in a warm family of five. When he turned eighteen, Gao Yang accidentally discovered the truth about the world: this was not a parallel world at all, but a mysterious realm, and all the relatives and friends around him were terrifying Beasts! Gao Yang nearly lost his life 478.1kReads9.7Score66.6k14d adds

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   The first is a masterpiece of martial arts fiction! The second is about discovering one day that your grandparents, parents, brothers, and sisters aren't human! The third starts with a land-based sword immortal! Eighty years after guarding the Sword Pavilion, he shatters the heavens with a single sword strike! No intellectual degradation.

8. 8 剑 Eighty Years in the Sword Pavilion, Then I Emerged as an Earthly Immortal 剑阁八十年，出世陆地神仙 Am I a God?我是神吗Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsOngoing The original novel behind the hit short drama “Earthly Sword Immortal: Eighty Years Guarding the Sword Pavilion” Meng Fan, gifted with the talent “Swordsmanship as Divine,” is reborn in a cultivation world and becomes the sword keeper of the Sword Pavilion at the Shushan Sword Sect. Touching the “Seven Stars Sword,” he obtains the Seven Stars Sword Art. Touching the “Demon-Suppressing Sword,” he obtains the Sword Intent of Demon Slaying. Touching the “Fuxi Sword,” he obtains the Fuxi Divine Body 23.6kReads8.5Score1.6k14d adds
9. 9 太 Your Highness, Your Wife Is About to Stray 太子殿下，夫人要红杏出墙 Lady Yan Qi燕七娘子Ancient Romance433k WordsCompleted [Ancient romance]+ [Sweet romance]+ [Satisfying revenge]+ [Reborn]+ [Transmigration]+ [For female readers]+ [Palace intrigue]+ [Household intrigue] “When you’re weak, there are more bad people around you! The kindness in this world comes from your own strength.” [Synopsis] A modern-day man transmigrates into the body of a beautiful young woman in ancient times. General Xiao has no intention of falling in love, but after spending enough time together, he does, and soon becomes a general desperate 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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   💋💗💝💞❤️💖Author's Heartfelt Recommendations: 🍄First book, *Your Highness, Your Wife Wants to Have an Affair*: A group of men transmigrate into beautiful young women in ancient times, and twins switch places. The general initially has no interest, but later falls for them! A classic example of power struggles, palace intrigue, and domestic strife, full of humor and a marriage-of-convenience-to-love story! Every chapter has a laugh-out-loud moment! A book that will make you happy! 🍁Second book, *How Can This Love Become a Memory*: A goddess from the Nine Heavens dies ten times at the hands of her disciple. To escape his pursuit, she is reborn as a monk. To find out what happens next, read the final chapter! 🌹Third book, *Once Upon a Time*: A story of unrequited love from the 70s generation. A captivating read that you won't want to put down! A short story of 10,000 words! 🌹Click to read! 🌹Available on your bookshelf! 🌹

10. 10 怎 How Could This Love Become a Distant Memory? 怎可此情成追忆 Lady Yan Qi燕七娘子Ancient Romance130k WordsCompleted I see all living things as grass and trees, but you alone are a mountain green. The Nine Heavens War Goddess Xuan Nü, Hua Zhaoyue, was killed in each of her first ten lives by one of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, the Flame Emperor, and by her own disciple, Xuanyuan. Reborn once more, she refuses to be with him at any cost and threatens the King of Hell into letting her reincarnate as a monk. But Xuanyuan stays by her side, insisting they be together no matter what! Only in the end doe —Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 11 书 Trapped in a Book as the Demon Queen: The Sickly Regent Is No Gentleman at Night 书穿妖后：病娇摄政王每晚不当人 Ran Aran冉阿冉Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the Great Zhou’s most notorious empress, Su Ruo barely has time to enjoy herself before her life is in danger. A patriotic System comes knocking, asking her to support the young emperor and change the fate of the Great Zhou’s fall. ??? She’s the wicked empress everyone wants dead! Never mind that the young emperor is hopelessly incompetent. Picking a fight with the regent, who holds all the power at court, is just asking to die young, isn’t it? Patriotic System: The reg 2.2kReads9.4Score28614d adds

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    Su Ruo admitted she wasn't a good person, trying to use moral blackmail at a time like this. As Su Ruo's voice faded, she dissipated like a wisp of mist, and Chunyu Jing couldn't grasp her no matter how hard he tried. She vanished, disappearing into the world without leaving a trace, as if she had never been there at all.

12. 12 穿 Transmigrated as a Treacherous Minister's Legitimate Daughter, She Plays the Part to Perfection 穿成奸臣嫡女，她本色出演 Garlic Bamboo Shoots蒜香竹笋Ancient Romance565k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + Career-focused early on + Sweet romance + One-on-one romance + Both leads are devoted to each other] [Two-faced, ruthless minister's daughter × Wild, formidable iron-faced general] The ruler of the business world transmigrates into a book overnight, becoming the daughter of the treacherous chancellor. She throws her weight around and commits every kind of evil, with the label “vicious supporting female character” practically branded onto her. She's madly pursuing the 86.4kReads9.6Score11.3k14d adds
13. 13 女 The Vicious Villainess in a Matriarchal World Raises Her Fish Online 女尊恶獠在线养鱼 Garlic Bamboo Shoots蒜香竹笋Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Matriarchal society + sweet romance + one-on-one + devoted to each other] [Calculating and ruthless princess × obedient, loyal guard] The capital's good-for-nothing Second Princess is beaten in the street by another woman for pursuing a man, then crashes into a stone lion. After recovering from her serious injuries, the Second Princess seems like a completely different person: kind to others, uninterested in competing, and always helping her sisters. It isn't until the day this powerful princes 15.2kReads9.5Score1.7k14d adds
14. 14 异 Otherworld Trilogy: Soul Transmigration 异界三部曲之魂穿 The Author Who Eats Instant Noodles吃泡面的作家Eastern Fantasy128k WordsOngoing In my opinion, the worldbuilding in traditional cultivation novels has already reached near perfection. Just look at the familiar stages of cultivation: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, and so on. Readers know them well. The same goes for cultivation techniques and spiritual root aptitudes, which are already fairly well developed. Even the different ways to start a story are well established, such as transmigration, a golden finger, or being reborn... Yet som 16Reads—Score—14d adds

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    As you wish.

15. 15 我 I Hunt Down Transmigrators in Ancient China 我在古代抓捕穿越者 Evergreen Greens长青菜菜Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted The protagonist, Long Chen, transmigrates into an ancient world. But it turns out that world is full of transmigrators. They belong to many different factions. Long Chen, himself a transmigrator, receives a mission: eliminate every other transmigrator. … 3.4kReads—Score17214d adds

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    A refreshing sight

16. 16 大 A Scoundrel in the Great Tang: From the Start, I Snatch a Fiery Bride 大唐二流子，开局抢个辣娇妻 Cicada Singing at Night夜鸣蝉Historical508k WordsCompleted (Historical Romance, Sweet Love Story, Lighthearted and Cozy) Li Heng jumped into a river to save a beauty, only to accidentally transmigrate to the Tang Dynasty, where he became a disreputable good-for-nothing. His house was falling apart, he had no land, and even getting enough to eat was a problem. He was only running an errand for Zheng Shouguang, the village head, to claim the pretty young concubine Zheng had set his sights on. But when Li Heng saw her, he thought, “Good grief, was I blind 37Reads—Score—14d adds

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    It's really hard to find a sense of self in these kinds of books, but mine has at least a tiny bit of logical coherence! A scoundrel sees someone else's beautiful fiancée and steals her away, deceiving everyone, even himself, until finally managing to trick a hot young woman into his arms.

17. 17 大 The Young Physician of the Tang Dynasty 大唐小郎中 Saga of Aquarius水瓶座撒加Historical501k WordsCompleted Li Mu transmigrates to the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty, just for fun. He casually makes a beggar’s chicken and wins over Princess Changle, Li Lizhi, with its flavor. He casually remarks, “You’re sick,” and Li Shimin pleads, “Do you have any medicine?” He casually opens a restaurant, and the dukes and princes of Chang’an say, “I want to top up and get a membership card.” He casually writes Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and it takes the Tang by storm. And so on... Li Mu says, “I’m not a casu 729Reads8.0Score—14d adds
18. 18 李 Li Shimin: You Brat, Just How Many Daughters-in-Law Do I Have? 李世民：逆子，朕究竟有多少儿媳 A Leaf in Guazhou一叶瓜州Historical2.6M WordsCompleted He transmigrates into Li Ke, Prince of Shu. The moment he opens his eyes, the Crown Prince frames him, leaving him in bed with Li Jing’s daughter. Li Jing reports the matter, and Li Shimin prepares to beat Li Ke to death and feed him to the dogs. Just as everyone settles in to watch the drama unfold, Li Ke activates the Strongest Backing Unlock System. It assigns him a mission: marry Li Jing’s daughter, make Li Shimin cry, and rub salt in Li Jing’s wounds. To complete the mission, Li Ke lets loo 35.2kReads8.8Score3.6k14d adds
19. 19 风 The Fake Heiress Rises to the Top 风生水起假千金 Nian Lianqiu念莲秋Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted I transmigrated into a book. Am I the wicked supporting girl? The heroine? A cannon-fodder character? No, none of those. I’m someone who broke free of the System and can finally take charge of my own fate. Anyone who tries to hurt me from now on had better stay out of my way. If they dare cross me, they’ll get what’s coming to them. The fake heiress of the past will one day become someone those people can only look up to. 58Reads6.5Score—14d adds
20. 20 我 I Became the Aunt of Two Kids 我穿成了俩孩子的小姨 Nian Lianqiu念莲秋Modern Romance151k WordsCompleted When Ruoxi woke up, she had transmigrated from the apocalypse into this alternate world, where she was the aunt of two children. Her niece despised her, and her older nephew hated her, too... No matter. She’d win them over, one step at a time. Having lived through the desolate apocalypse, Ruoxi looked at this thriving era and decided she ought to do something... Who knew that the more she did, the richer the spiritual energy in her pocket dimension would become? In the apocalypse, her constituti 17Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 21 绝 The Stunning Young Heavenly Master’s Daily Face-Slapping 绝色小天师打脸日常 Give It a Persimmon Try柿柿就试试Modern Romance438k WordsCompleted Tang Yici is the youngest disciple of a mystic sect, born with a Heavenly Eye that lets her see the realms of yin and yang. But when she turns twenty-two, her master reads her fate and tells her she must guide a hundred thousand restless spirits, or she will never set foot on the Road to the Underworld or cross the River of Forgetfulness. With no other choice, she has to embark on the path of a Celestial Master. She discovers that every spirit has a tale of love and hatred behind it. Watch as th 899Reads9.4Score14514d adds

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    She was indeed a beauty. Although I knew that the students in the journalism and communication major, where Zhou Manman studied, were generally good-looking, this girl could still catch your eye at a glance among a group of handsome men and beautiful women. She had dark eyes and black hair, pale skin, and a pair of bright, expressive eyes that conveyed all her emotions, even the mockery she was displaying at that moment.

22. 22 快 Quick Transmigration: I Got Rich After Face-Slapping the Ungrateful 快穿：打脸白眼狼后我暴富了 Unaware of Youth不知夭夭Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted There are always ungrateful people in this world: scumbags who break up with the girlfriends who put them through college, tycoons who abandon the wives who stood by them through hardship once they've made it, and stepdaughters who are raised by stepmothers after their birth parents die, only to turn unfilial... If all those who were betrayed were reborn before they ever gave anything, how would their stories end? Note: Before being reborn, the protagonist of the first world is young and has no 3.5kReads9.0Score28514d adds
23. 23 绑 Bound to a Reading System, an Eighties Cannon Fodder Gets Rich Overnight 绑定读书系统，八零炮灰一夜暴富 Shu Bainian舒白念Modern Romance1.7M WordsCompleted Reborn in the 1980s, Liu Chuncao bound herself to the Knowledge Is Power System. As long as she studied, she would earn money and unlock skills with a boost. Her awful mother sided with outsiders and burned her own daughter’s school acceptance letter, hoping to send her stepdaughter to school instead. Liu Chuncao refused to live a miserable life. She outsmarted the villains, dished out face-slapping justice, and used her system-boosted skills to build a prosperous life. Then came an unexpected t 1.9kReads9.0Score20114d adds
24. 24 重 Reborn in the 1970s: The Chubby Educated Youth Has a Spirit Spring Space 重生七零：胖妞知青有灵泉空间 I'm a Little Goldfish是小金鱼呢Modern Romance798k WordsCompleted [Period Setting + Educated Youth + Spirit Spring Space + Supplies + Sweet Romance + Face-Slapping Power Fantasy] She had just finished gathering supplies as the apocalypse arrived, and then she got struck by lightning?? In an instant, she was reborn and transmigrated into the body of a chubby educated youth in the 1970s. Her reflection in the mirror showed rough skin and a face as big as a platter. Miao Jiaojiao nearly burst into tears. Luckily, her spirit spring space, packed with supplies, had 14.2kReads9.2Score1.4k14d adds
25. 25 当 When the Nitpicker Becomes a Cannon-Fodder Villainess 当杠精沦为炮灰女配 Loquat枇杷Modern Romance555k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + campus + sweet romance] A sharp-tongued troll forged on the internet has actually been sealed inside a book by a young Taoist priest, who expects her to reform and become a better troll? Dream on! After transmigrating into the body of a down-and-out real heiress, she tears up the plot and tramples all over her assigned character: if she’s a cannon-fodder character, she’ll strip the protagonist of their halo; if she’s a poor student, she’ll outdo every top student; if 823Reads9.2Score11914d adds
26. 26 狂 The Knockout: Tricking Gao Qisheng from the Start 狂飙：开局忽悠高启盛 Flowers Have No Fragrance Without Butterflies花无蝶不香Urban1.1M WordsOngoing (A crossover drama universe, with no heroine.) Cao Bin transmigrates into a character who shares his name, Cao Bin, a college classmate of Gao Qisheng. This is bad. What he did in college made Gao Qisheng hate him to the bone. He doesn’t want Jinghai’s number-one psycho cracking his skull open someday. Just as Cao Bin is getting worried, he gains the “Get Stronger by Taking a Beating” System. Asheng! Hit me! Huh? Cao Bin only meant to get beaten up, but as the punches keep coming, he realizes... 4Reads7.0Score—14d adds

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    It's a crossover between film and television. The first few dozen chapters are hilarious, and the middle part features various conspiracies, schemes, and power struggles, which is quite good.

27. 27 我 Slaying Zombies in the Three Kingdoms 我在三国砍丧尸 Wei Guoguo伟果果Historical146k WordsOngoing I wrote this book to explore things from the perspective of decision-makers. Author and readers can learn and grow together through the story, studying advanced theories of politics, military affairs, economics, and more. Amid a transformation in the global landscape unseen in a century, we can learn to recognize opportunities and avoid risks as early as possible. —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I wrote this myself, what do you guys think? ❤️

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