Books That Make You Laugh Like a Maggot at Midnight, Until Your Stomach Cramps 半夜笑成蛆 笑到肚子抽筋的那种书

1. 851 阿 The Altay Horror Line 阿勒泰恐怖专线 Sheep Brings Good Fortune羊开泰Mystery1.4M WordsOngoing [Comedy] [Adventure] [Strength through mutation] Wu Yanqing is a half-baked tour guide on the Altay route. Along with a bald driver and a photographer who joined the trade halfway through, he leads a big-rumped sheep. The three men will abandon all scruples for money, and their tour route is downright bizarre. Dear travelers, our upcoming attractions include a hanging corpse tree deep in the Keketuohai mountains, strange creatures beneath a mineral vein, and an unnamed ghost temple in Habahe... 15.7kReads9.5Score2.3kShelves

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   The first book is highly recommended. I would call the author a legendary comedy king. This book has the style of the legendary author, Uncle Bachang. It would be an injustice if it didn't become popular. Comedy is an art form, and top-notch comedy comes from Northeast China. Comedy masters are often Northeasterners who travel all over the country. Can you imagine the feeling of a Northeasterner leading people from all over the country on a high-intensity adventure, yet the jokes never fall flat, a mix of horror, thrill, excitement, and laughter until you pee your pants? I stayed up all night laughing until my cheeks were sore. The second book is a powerful, modern female-oriented novel, both heartwarming and hilarious, with laughter, tears, and growth. This isn't a toilet recommendation; we don't create gender barriers. These are high-quality stories with sound values ​​and morals. Just read them!

2. 852 三 Three Words Revealed My Husband’s Affair 三个字，让我发现老公出轨 Yun Chuyin云楚吟11k WordsCompleted Three words were all it took to make me discover my husband’s affair 62Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 853 他 He Always Wants to Tap My Acupoints 他总想点我穴 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊26k WordsCompleted He Always Wants to Tap My Acupoints 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I thought it was love, but it turns out I was just a substitute. After realizing this, I projected the scumbag's chat history onto the company's big screen. The red dress and high heels were my farewell gift to the past. When he could see the comments, everyone panicked. A tool? No, I'm the screenwriter you can't afford to be near.

4. 854 人 Artificial Intelligence: A More Perfect, More Human Robot 人工智能更完美更人性化机器人 A Method Has Emerged方法产生了Sci-Fi & Apocalypse438k WordsCompleted In 2025, artificial intelligence is advancing rapidly, and robots have become part of everyday human life. Yet most have limited functions and lack human warmth. The protagonist, Lin Guanyin, is a genius engineer who dreams of building robots that are more advanced, more capable, and more humane than the products currently available. Lin Guanyin begins his research in a cramped laboratory, short on funding and working with outdated equipment, while skepticism surrounds him. But driven by his pas 11Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 855 重 Reborn in the 1960s: The Old Woman's Rise 重生六零：老太太的崛起 Sweet and Sour Orange Fish糖醋橙子鱼Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Reborn in the late 1960s, an imperfect heroine who grows over time, then a fiery old lady; explosive gossip; family squabbles early on, then the heroine builds a career; ensemble cast] In her previous life, Grandma Xia gave everything she had to her family. She raised her three sons to adulthood and helped them start families and careers. She should have been able to enjoy her golden years, but her sons kicked her out, and she died on a rainy winter night. When she opened her eyes, Grandma Xia 7.5kReads9.0Score768Shelves
6. 856 零 My Post-2000s Aunt Is an Insanely Good Mom, Taking the Internet by Storm 零零后小姨逆天带娃，杀疯全网 Feifeifei Ya菲菲菲吖Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted The Variety Show “Little Stars Take the Stage” officially premieres “Auntie, I’ve left your food warming in the pot. Remember to get up and eat, okay?” “Got it... Have you eaten?” “I’m planning to grab a bite at kindergarten.” “How would you explain, ‘Do not do unto others what you would not have done unto yourself’?” Xiaoxi: “If I don’t want something, I’d rather throw it away than give it to someone else.” Jiang Ruoxue: “Auntie doesn’t have any money...” Xiaoxi: “Use my New Year’ 2.5kReads8.5Score218Shelves
7. 857 超 Super Hilarious Ultraman Battle and Upgrade System 超级搞笑奥特曼战斗升级系统 A Method Has Emerged方法产生了Anime Fanfiction231k WordsCompleted When overworked office drone Lin Guanyin stayed up late rushing to finish a proposal, he opened his eyes and found himself bound to the "Funny Ultraman Battle Level-Up System." The original Ultraman it summoned was a bona fide "comedian of light": striking cute peace signs before fighting monsters, then forgetting his lines before using his special move and calling it the "Spacium Express Delivery," leaving the alien villains questioning their very existence. To unlock stronger forms, Lin Guanyi 7Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 858 渣 A Scumbag Wants to Marry for My Money? I’ll Leave Him Penniless! 渣男想吃绝户？我让他倾家荡产！ Yun Chuyin云楚吟7k WordsCompleted That scumbag wants to marry into my family and take everything? I’ll leave him penniless! 14Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 859 将 General, Lend Me Some Warmth 将军，借个热气 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted General, Mind If I Borrow Some Warmth? 4Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 860 小 My Junior Sister Says Even a Madman Is a God 小师妹说神经也是神 Lop-Eared Rabbit Who Loves Cilantro爱吃香菜的垂耳兔Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Jiang Zhu transmigrates into a novel about a girl adored by everyone, as a disposable female side character. The junior apprentice sister is gifted and loved by all, while the side character has cultivated for years and is still useless. In the end, she's pushed out to take a blade for the junior sister and dies miserably in the street. She opens her eyes to the sight of a whole sect full of hopeless sycophants, and Jiang Zhu wants to die. The heroine's suitors are everywhere. How about I bec 37.9kReads9.3Score4.6kShelves

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    The first fantasy cultivation novel features a female protagonist without a romantic partner, nicknamed Ye Langlang. The second is about an interstellar person who transmigrates into a historical novel, where she possesses extraordinary martial arts skills and is nicknamed Sang Biao. The third, like the first, is a fantasy cultivation novel; this time, the female protagonist joins a Buddhist sect and considers herself Buddha's granddaughter! She has a bit of the image of Ji Gong (a legendary monk in Chinese folklore known for his eccentricities), with the saying "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but Buddha remains in the heart!" The fourth is also a cultivation novel; the female protagonist lacks martial arts skills, so she compensates with weapons; if weapons aren't enough, her fathers provide powerful cheat codes! The fifth is an entertainment industry novel; the female protagonist has a beautiful face but a sharp tongue!

11. 861 穿 After Becoming the Overbearing CEO's Sister, I Gave Up Trying 穿成霸总他妹后我摆烂了 Little Li Doesn't Eat Scallions, Ginger, or Garlic小李不吃葱姜蒜Modern Romance168k WordsCompleted Xu Tang transmigrated into a book as the overbearing CEO’s younger sister. The original version of her was a menace who’d joined the entertainment industry, and now Xu Tang had to clean up her messes. During a livestream, a hater asked, “Why are you pretending to be pitiful?” Xu Tang put in some eye drops and choked out, “How else am I supposed to cash in? We’re all working stiffs here, buddy. Give me a break.” On a variety show, during a truth-or-dare segment, she was asked, “What’s the most me 4.7kReads9.2Score436Shelves

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    [Facepalm] Transmigrated into the body of a domineering CEO's spoiled younger sister, forced to clean up the mess in the entertainment industry? Xu Tang: No way! Playing dumb is the only justice! Haters accuse her of playing the victim? She shouts while putting in eye drops: "How else can I make money? We working people should understand each other!" She reveals her "dark history" on a variety show: She styled the neighbor's kid's hair, turning it into curls (that kid is a future CEO); She teaches the "geometric snake-catching method" on the spot when encountering a snake; She locked herself out after putting up couplets, then spent 100 yuan to summon locksmiths from across the internet… Transmigration + Entertainment Industry + Silly Sweet Romance, watch how the Queen of Playing Dumb turns a self-destructive script into a hilarious variety show!

12. 862 别 Stop Pretending. You're Not a Normal Awakened One Either, Are You? 别装了，你也不是正经觉醒者吧？ When Will the Moon Shine? Canned明月几时有罐头Urban2.9M WordsOngoing (Also known as: How Can Li Bai Have Three Eyes? I’m Yang Jian!) After transmigrating, He Xu assumed he’d definitely become an Awakened, until he awakened the Calamity Sequence [Yang Jian]. From the day his third eye grew in, He Xu stopped feeling sleepy, but he became ravenous: the kind of hunger that made him want to eat people. He started delivering takeout in his spare time. While bringing food to others, he also picked out his own meals. He Xu had principles. He wouldn’t eat ordinary people, 252kReads8.2Score17.6kShelves

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    🔥Calamity Awakening: The Bottom Line of a Detective's Hunt Good news: He Xu has successfully awakened; Bad news: What awakened is the Calamity Sequence [Yang Jian]. The moment his third eye opened, he was consumed by bloodthirsty hunger, his mind filled with the desire to "eat people"! Before transmigrating, he was a righteous detective who upheld his principles and would never harm ordinary people. In his spare time, he became a food deliveryman, delivering meals to others while secretly selecting "special prey." The plot flows smoothly, with no mindless thrills. Torn between humanity and calamity instincts, what thorny path will he forge? The arrival of the female lead adds even more variables, making every chapter suspenseful!

13. 863 恶 The Villainess Changes Careers to Become a Top Tycoon's Dotting Daughter 恶毒女配转行，做顶级豪门妈宝女 Xian Mi仙米Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted The reality show A Hundred Careers premiered to great fanfare. Among all the different professions, viewers spotted a particularly unusual one: pampered rich girl? That’s a career? * After Su Jinli fell into a swimming pool and nearly drowned, countless memories inexplicably appeared in her mind. She was the wicked supporting actress in a novel, constantly used by the heroine as a foil, bullied, face-slapped, and left with nothing, before meeting a tragic end that dragged her wealthy family down 7.3kReads8.1Score795Shelves
14. 864 超 A Super Genius's Study Notes 超级天才学霸笔记 A Method Has Emerged方法产生了Urban165k WordsCompleted In the cutthroat world of campus life, there was one incredibly overpowered figure: Lin Guanyin. This guy started out with a genius-scholar persona, a brain better than a supercomputer, and an absolutely phenomenal talent for studying. He blazed ahead at full speed. His story of growing up was downright hilarious. While other students were still floundering in a sea of practice questions, he was already soaring through the universe of knowledge in a rocket. He could even dream of solving world-c 20Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 865 收 After Taking In My Divorced Best Friend, I Was Kicked Out of My Own Home 收留离婚闺蜜后，我被赶出了自己家 Yun Chuyin云楚吟7k WordsCompleted After Taking In My Divorced Best Friend, I Was Kicked Out of My Own Home 15Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 866 穿 I Became a Cannon Fodder Character and Built a City Beyond the World 穿成炮灰后我建了座无界城 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted After Reincarnating as a Sacrificial Pawn, I Built a City Beyond All Worlds 5Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 867 出 After Prison: The Movie Star's Wife Became the Haters' Number One 出狱后：影帝夫人成了黑粉头头 Silver Brocade银锦Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After spending thirteen years in prison, she was reborn. When she opened her eyes, she was back at the time when the entire internet hated her. If you can’t beat them, join them. Before she knew it, she’d become the head of the antis. Antis Group One: “Boss, Yu Yuan’s causing trouble again. Should we go after her?” Yu Yuan: “Go after her for what? Did we get paid this time? Even antis have professional standards. We’re not working for free!” Antis Group Two: “Boss, the CP fans are shipping Yu Yu 14.5kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves

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    This is absolutely hilarious!

18. 868 你 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了 Mu Huichun暮回春Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 212.5kReads9.5Score17.7kShelves
19. 869 下 Trading Your Family's Last Pair of Underwear for a Spot to Go to the Countryside Is Fair 下乡名额换你全家底裤很公平 Jiang Twenty蒋二十Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted (New book out: Reborn in the Eighties, I Picked Up a Hong Kong Tycoon and Took Him for Everything) [Book Transmigration to a Period Setting] [Pocket Dimension] [Pregnant and Sent to the Countryside] [Genuinely Crazy, Born to Go Off the Rails] Zhu Zhuohua transmigrates into the villainess, who is pregnant and has been sent by her fiancé to a mental hospital for a little “reflection.” In the novel, the pampered heroine, whose parents died, is adopted by her mother’s first love, who is also the ori 11.7kReads8.5Score1.2kShelves

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    The female lead is strong-willed and full of quirky ideas. She's mischievous, holds grudges, and is quick to take action. Some of her bizarre ideas are hilarious, and she's quite skilled with both her hands and her tongue. For example, when faced with a grandmother who favors sons over daughters, she figured calling her younger sister "Zhao Di" (meaning "bringing a granddaughter") was pointless; only calling the grandmother "Zhao Sun" (meaning "bringing a grandson") would be effective. So, she simply renamed her grandmother "Zhao Sun," hahaha…

20. 870 前 My Ex-Husband Begged Me on His Knees Not to Leave 前夫跪着求我别走 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊17k WordsCompleted My Ex-Husband Knelt and Begged Me Not to Leave 199Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 871 我 After I Offered Myself to the State, the Beijing Heir Was Driven to Regret 我把自己上交国家后，京圈太子悔疯了 Yun Chuyin云楚吟6k WordsCompleted After I turned myself over to the state, the capital’s spoiled young heir was consumed with regret 330Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 872 量 Heartbeat Code in Quantum Stardust 量子星尘里的心跳代码 A Method Has Emerged方法产生了Sci-Fi & Apocalypse103k WordsCompleted As the nanoscale "Light Particle Clan" raises fluorescent tides across a sea of atomic clouds, and virus messengers carry love letters written in base pairs through cell membranes, Lin Guanyin, the phosphorus-atom god of war, has already glimpsed the fateful foreshadowing of this microscopic epic in the faint glow of electron transitions. Wild and unruly, he shields the silicon-based girl from the crystal-cell fortress behind him. Facing an out-of-control army of free radicals, every broken chem 5Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 873 看 You Look Down on Security Guards? Time for a Little Fist! 看不起保安？小铁拳来喽！ Orange and Grapefruit橙子和柚子Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Role-playing + choices + comedy + superpowers + school life + nearly invincible] Some people don't become security guards until they are sixty. Qin Yu is different: at just eighteen, he has become the honored five-star general of Biguiyuan, skipping decades of detours compared to everyone else! It's all because he awakened the God-Tier Role-Playing System. As long as he plays different professions, he can earn rewards! [Play the role of an outstanding security guard] [Mission objectives]: 1. St 19.3kReads8.6Score1.8kShelves

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    ① The protagonist possesses a role-playing system. Successfully portraying various professions earns rewards and triggers optional missions, each with additional rewards upon completion. The protagonist occasionally engages in reckless behavior, but due to his strength and powerful background (his grandfather is a top-tier expert), others dare not challenge him, allowing him to continue his arrogant and shameless ways! ② The protagonist awakens an SSS-level explosive ability and possesses a merit system. Accumulating merit is necessary for growth, so the protagonist constantly causes trouble to gain merit. The protagonist has a younger sister who awakens the Grim Reaper ability, possessing immortality, and engages in various reckless actions, such as staging accidents, attempting suicide by jumping off buildings to lower housing prices, etc.!

24. 874 磕 They're Perfect! The Gorgeous Couple Is Serving Up Sweet Moments on the Dating Show Again 磕爆！神颜夫妇今天也在恋综撒糖 Xiao Ruanli小软礼Modern Romance591k WordsCompleted [Silly sweet romance + gorgeous couple + sweet fairy + cool, flirtatious heartthrob] Bo Zhi is famous in the entertainment industry as a rebellious queen. She has a fairy-like face, peach-blossom eyes, and a graceful figure, but a mouth that never spares anyone. On a dating show, while everyone else is busy showing off their sweet romance, she’s busy face-slapping scumbags and shameless women. “Love, schmove. It’s such a pain. My goal is to become the top-tier star of domestic entertainment, a o 13kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves
25. 875 养 The Son I Raised for Five Years Isn’t Mine, and His Birth Mother Secretly Switched Our Babies 养5年的儿子不是亲生，亲妈竟偷偷换走我的娃 Yun Chuyin云楚吟12k WordsCompleted The son I raised for five years isn’t mine, and his biological mother secretly switched him with my baby 165Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 876 替 The Stand-In Won’t Follow the Script 替身她不按剧本演出 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted The Substitute Doesn’t Follow the Script 3Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 877 水 A Fresh and Lively Cultivation Life: I Grind My Way to the Top 水灵灵的修仙日常：我卷成最强 A Method Has Emerged方法产生了Eastern Fantasy212k WordsCompleted Lin Guanyin, an apprentice at a pharmacy in Qingshi Town, is found to possess the rare "Chaos Water Spirit Root" during a spiritual root test. But because he absorbs spiritual energy in a haphazard way, he's written off as a good-for-nothing. Others mock him: "You can't even grasp water spiritual energy. What makes you think you can cultivate immortality?" But he clutches the dim spirit-testing orb and quietly resolves, "A good-for-nothing? Then I'll make every day flow like water and work my wa 11Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 878 渣 My Scumbag Ex Cries and Rages, While I Sleep Through the Chaos of Life 渣男痛哭又咆哮，人生乱套我睡觉 Gu Huo故火Modern Romance585k WordsCompleted [One-on-one romance + entertainment-industry secret identities + livestreamed farming + face-slapping and scumbag takedowns + universally adored heroine] After a breakup, scandal-plagued star Cheng Jianwei is welcomed back into a wealthy family and has to join a sibling variety show with her older brother, an award-winning actor. There are five men on the show: three have been romantically linked to her, and one is her scumbag ex. Haters: Who would like a woman with such a messy private life? Bu 5.3kReads9.0Score997Shelves
29. 879 死 The Grim Reaper? Call Me the Gatling Bodhisattva! 死神？请叫我南无加特林菩萨！ Li Gouqi李枸杞Urban1.4M WordsCompleted (Full-cast audio + comic adaptation) [Hilarious antics + Superpowers + Mental illness + Merit + System + Parody] When a menace awakens an SSS-rank explosive ability, sorry, school... I’m blowing the whole place up... Someone broke into my house? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing the black market? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing a bank? Blow it up, blow it up, blow it all up! The Goblin Abyss? Wait, I’ll blow that up later. First, let me slip in a laxative... Xing Ye, last in the whole school, awakens 19kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves
30. 880 搞 The Hilarious Ultraman Battle Upgrade System 搞笑奥特曼战斗升级系统 A Method Has Emerged方法产生了Urban224k WordsCompleted (Fingers tapping rapidly, an eerie light flickering on the screen) All right! Lin Guanyin is an utterly ordinary high school student. His grades are average, his looks are unremarkable, and he's the kind of guy who disappears into a crowd. But after an accident, he is struck by a mysterious light, and his life changes completely. He gets a combat-leveling System! The System is kind of a pain. Every time he levels up, he has to complete some bizarre task. For example, shouting "I'm the most hands 4Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 881 攻 I Spent 30 Days Winning Over a CEO, Only to Get Swindled Out of 9 Million 攻略霸总30天，我反被套900万 Yun Chuyin云楚吟13k WordsCompleted I Spent 30 Days Winning Over a CEO, Then He Fleeced Me for 9 Million 6Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 882 骑 My Motorcycle-Riding Bad-Boy Husband 骑摩托的“黄毛”老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted The "Blond Punk" Husband Who Rides a Motorcycle 9Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 883 影 The Pure Yet Alluring Movie Queen: President Pei Begs to Marry Into Her Family 影后又纯又魅，裴总哭着求入赘 Honeysuckle Vine忍冬藤Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Endless devotion to his wife + reborn revenge on the scum + showbiz + sweet romance + satisfying comeback] [Cool-headed, scheming heiress & abstinent heir to a financial empire] Ye Sheng had her college entrance exam scores stolen, leaving her stuck playing bit parts and doubles in the entertainment industry. She thought she'd finally made it through the struggle, but then an indecent video of her was leaked online. The shock gave her grandfather a fatal heart attack, and she was left despised 6.1kReads9.3Score978Shelves
34. 884 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: Bald, but Stronger! 灵气复苏：因为秃头，所以变强了！ Wan Huangming万凰铭Urban611k WordsCompleted [Invincible]+ [Comedy]+ [Pets] After the spiritual qi revival, all things begin to evolve, and humanity enters an age of the extraordinary. Ye Xiaofan has trained relentlessly to become a martial artist. In the end, he really did grow stronger, but he also went bald. That's right, he got stronger and went bald, yet still failed to become a martial artist. But that no longer matters. Because Ye Xiaofan has realized that no one in this world can match him. No matter who he fights, all he needs is 49Reads7.8Score152Shelves
35. 885 你 You Can't Get Away 你，跑不掉了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted You Can't Get Away 12Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 886 丈 After My Husband Died, His Younger Brother Took Over My Home. The Demolition Notice Drove Him Mad 丈夫死后小叔霸占我家，拆迁公告让他疯了 Yun Chuyin云楚吟10k WordsCompleted After My Husband Died, His Younger Brother Took Over My Home. The Demolition Notice Drove Him Mad 4Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 887 超 Super Mutant Clown's Hilarious Upgrade AI System 超级变种小丑搞笑升级AI系统 A Method Has Emerged方法产生了Sci-Fi & Apocalypse178k WordsCompleted Lin Guanyin: a name that seems to radiate the Buddha's light, yet he's a super-genius who can turn a laboratory into a fireworks factory. One day, while pulling an all-nighter to tune an AI, he accidentally jammed his ancestral clown mask into the mainframe. Congratulations, the world's first "Super Mutant Clown Comedy Upgrade System" has officially bonded with him! From then on, the life of this physics genius went completely off the rails. To unlock "Quantum Fluctuation Speed Reading," he firs 7Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 888 全 The Whole Internet Can Hear My Thoughts, Watch Me Face-Slap the Entertainment Industry 全网观众读心声，看我打脸娱乐圈 The Witch's Delivery魔女的快递Modern Romance329k WordsCompleted [Everyone can hear her thoughts + Live variety show + Entertainment-industry gossip + Face-slapping queen + Sweet romance with a wealthy family] Sheng Shu is a famous actress known as a pretty face. Her acting is terrible, but she gets incredible roles, so she’s constantly attacked by haters who say she doesn’t deserve her success. When the first live-streamed variety show goes on air, the viewers discover that they can hear Sheng Shu’s thoughts! Sheng Shu: {This actress is such a two-faced sche 1.4kReads8.9Score145Shelves
39. 889 我 I'm a Tycoon in Another World 我在异界当神壕 Cheese Is Power芝士就是力量Eastern Fantasy4.2M WordsCompleted Every day, Wang Chen wakes up in a bed covering fifty thousand square meters, surrounded by more than two hundred maids as beautiful as celestial maidens. And yet he feels no joy. “I’ve never touched money. I’m not interested in it!” “Let’s start with a small goal. How about spending a hundred million first?” “No, no, no! Divine sons and daughters, please show some restraint. Don’t call me Dad. I’m not your father!” “Ah, so this is how painful it is to be rich!” A lighthearted, funny story about 752Reads7.2Score103Shelves
40. 890 超 The Super Genius’s Path to Immortality 超级天才修仙传 A Method Has Emerged方法产生了Eastern Fantasy317k WordsCompleted Lin Guanyin rises from a good-for-nothing with a useless spiritual root in a remote border town to a cultivation legend spanning the Three Realms. His story is a cultivation textbook in "extreme self-discipline and radical innovation." At three, he mastered the Basic Breathing Technique. Every day, he drew in qi at the hour of the Tiger without fail, using his "biological-clock precision qi-control method" to boost his qi absorption rate by 300 percent. Even his breathing followed the mathematic 19Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 891 穿 Reborn as a Concubine Forced to Die as a Sacrifice, I Had the Mad Prince Begging Me to Live 穿成了殉葬太妃，疯批皇叔跪求我别死 Yun Chuyin云楚吟13k WordsCompleted Reborn as a concubine doomed to die with the emperor, I had the mad prince kneel and beg me not to die 163Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 892 和 He Tucked the Divorce Agreement Into His Sleeve 和离书被他收进袖中 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊14k WordsCompleted He Tucked the Divorce Agreement into His Sleeve 116Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 893 末EN Apocalypse Game: Killing My Girlfriend on Day One 末日游戏：开局手刃校花女友 Green Plums Fade Easily青梅易逝Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.1M WordsCompleted [Game Stats] [No Romance] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Invincible Protagonist] [Absolute Egoism] [Pure Wish Fulfillment] No saintly heroes allowed!!! After surviving ten years of the apocalypse, Lin Ziluo was reborn on the day the apocalypse game arrived. When he came to, the first thing he did was kill his campus crush, the girlfriend who had betrayed him and ruined his life for ten years. Unexpectedly, he activated a System that could grant him countless golden fingers. His first golden finger: Ab 131.1kReads9.4Score10.8kShelves

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    In this story, the male protagonist is reborn at the very beginning of the apocalypse and immediately kills his girlfriend, the school beauty who had wronged him for ten years. He's not a saint; he's decisive and ruthless. When others advise him to be kind, he betrays them with a single blow. Most importantly, there's no female lead. The protagonist is constantly leveling up and fighting monsters, which is incredibly satisfying. There are no transition periods; it's a non-stop climax.

44. 894 给 Put a Mask on the Prince and Goof Around with Him 给王爷戴上口罩，和他一起沙雕 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance274k WordsCompleted [Goofy heroine × unhinged hero, a hilarious fantasy ride. All aboard!] The Regent of Great Li had a twisted personality, and was seriously unwell. Ye Piaoling received a task from her ridiculous System: collect the Regent’s Four Treasures, meaning four items he kept close to him! His mask, his belt, and… Ye Piaoling: “What do I get if I complete such a dangerous task?” Ridiculous System: “You can ascend on the spot!” Ye Piaoling was delighted to hear that. From then on, she ignored her tasks and 8.3kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves

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    This book is absolutely hilarious! The female protagonist transmigrates and gets bound to a system. The system's task for her is to collect the Regent's four-piece set—mask, belt, and underwear... The process is incredibly funny!!! Go read it, I guarantee you'll laugh your head off!

45. 895 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Get a New Skill Every Day 灵气复苏：我每天get一个新技能 Dreaming Bookworm书梦人Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + System + urban life + comedy] Lin Qiu is chosen by 9527 and reborn two minutes in the past. From then on, he can awaken a new skill every day. He thinks he’s about to reach the pinnacle of life, but who could have guessed his skills would all involve spreading seeds, fertilizing, and breeding? What kind of ridiculous skills are these? Where are the promised X-ray vision and space powers? 26.9kReads9.2Score2.8kShelves
46. 896 韦 Wei Xiaobao Conquers the World 韦小宝争霸天下 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMMale-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsCompleted Funny, lighthearted, a little System, transmigration, souls returning... Nong di ge dong, xian ren ban ban, Xiao Xuanzi, I didn't rebel, but somehow I became a wanted criminal! What a load of nonsense! For the sake of a thousand generations, Xiao Xuanzi, I'll take your throne, and you can have Tongchi Island back! 10.9kReads8.7Score989Shelves

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    A very exciting and hilarious read!

47. 897 不 You Won't Let the Little One Eat Her Fill? Flip the Table! Then Nobody Eats! 不让奶团吃饱饭？掀桌！都饿着！ Tun Er豚二Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Period Setting + Adorable Child + Everyone's Darling + Mostly Locals, Light Ensemble Cast + Lighthearted + Funny + Not a Single Member of the Family Is a Soft Touch + Get Even on the Spot] Luo Panpan had never known hardship from the day she was born. Then, at five and a half, her father died. From then on, she never had enough to eat, and they even planned to send her away to be adopted? Not a chance! Her mother was a famous tigress for miles around: bold, resourceful, and good at making money 18.8kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves

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    Book 1️⃣ is super hilarious [facepalm]. The little kid lost his father at five and a half, and has been starving ever since, even facing the prospect of being given up for adoption?! Luckily, his mother is a notorious "tiger mom" in the surrounding area—ambitious, capable, and good at making money! She never argues internally, always looking for the cause in others. ✨His aunt is a stunningly beautiful woman who cries easily, but tears never affect her performance, and she never loses an argument! ✨His uncle seems like a refined middle school student, but he's actually a mischievous brat with a belly full of bad intentions! He's especially protective of his own. ✨As a result, on his way to help his mother fend off unwanted suitors, the little kid is stopped by a familiar-looking man. The little guy looks closely and exclaims, "Oh my god! My dad's back as a zombie!"

48. 898 影 The Actress Is Morally Deficient in All Five Elements, Surviving on Her Foolish Antics 影后她五行缺德，全靠沙雕苟活 Putao Suye葡萄苏耶Modern Romance325k WordsCompleted While slacking off at work, Lu Xi read a novel about a strong female lead. Its title differed from her own name by just one character. She was thoroughly enjoying it when the female lead was sacrificed. Lu Xi was waiting for the heroine to strike back at the Heavenly Dao or devour it instead. Then the author applied to end the story. Lu Xi: Curses.jpg After her soul transmigrated into Lu Yinxi, she rejected every privilege that came with being a strong female lead and wreaked havoc on a dati 2.2kReads8.8Score213Shelves
49. 899 万 The Real Daughter Everyone Hates Refuses to Be a Wicked Supporting Character 万人嫌真千金不做恶毒女配 Chao Lianyun巢怜云Modern Romance928k WordsCompleted [Body snatching + ghost baby + true heiress + bizarre world + comedy + unconventional thinking] Jiang Zhu was body-snatched by a task-taker and the System. They told her that the world she lived in was a novel, and that she was the universally hated true heiress of a wealthy family. They had to take over her body to put the novel's world back on track. But she was a ghost baby. An immortal, immensely powerful ghost baby. She should never have been vulnerable to body-snatching, but after being gr 5.7kReads8.5Score673Shelves

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    Teacher Long Spear, the madman in the world of novels

50. 900 我 I Was Reborn as a Good-for-Nothing Immortal Stripped of My Immortal Bones, and the God of War Went on a Killing Spree for Me 我穿成被剔仙骨的废柴仙，战神为我杀疯了 Yun Chuyin云楚吟13k WordsCompleted I Reincarnated as a Good-for-Nothing Immortal Whose Immortal Bones Were Stripped Away, and the God of War Went on a Killing Spree for Me 204Reads—Score—Shelves

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