Stop Pretending. You're Not a Normal Awakened One Either, Are You?
别装了，你也不是正经觉醒者吧？
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- All Awakened Ones of the World, Listen Up: I'm the Calamity全世界觉醒者都听着：老子是灾厄Alternate title on Fanqie
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It was a really enjoyable read; I finished it in four hours straight without stopping. The author is truly intelligent, and the plot development was excellent. A very, very good book, highly recommended.
Very nice novel. The protagonist grows up from adversity step by step. This is not a mindless and cool story that is invincible at the beginning. The characters of the protagonist group are all very distinct, and I hope that everyone will have a full character line in the later stage.
There are some flaws in the book that I personally find hard to accept, but the author is very active, constantly interacting with readers and humbly communicating with them. It seems they genuinely want to write a good book, which is commendable. So, I can continue reading for now. Keep it up! The later parts are well-written, with a good rhythm and clear, concise style.
What fascinates me most about this book is the protagonist's precarious existence, dancing on the edge of a knife. As someone "weird," he must mimic humanity; every smile, every act of empathy, could be a fatal exposure. This constant tension permeates the entire book. The female protagonist and those around her are not mere plot devices; they are flesh and blood.
The author really writes well. As a six-year veteran reader, I've seen too many formulaic novels and rarely have the patience to finish a complete online novel. But this book made me rediscover the fresh feeling I had when I first started reading novels! 👍👍👍
A truly exceptional book. While others give it a fake five stars, this one is genuinely five. Let me just talk about the characters; they are vividly portrayed. The protagonist, He Xu, isn't invincible; he fights mostly with his brain and simply wants to live with dignity.
This is a fantastic book! The protagonist is rational and intelligent, the world-building is incredibly interesting, and the protagonist, disguised as a calamity, cleverly outwits his way through adversity, creating satisfying moments. While the female lead hasn't been decided yet, both candidates unconditionally trust and are loyal to the protagonist, and both are intelligent and capable of…
It's very well-written and I love the protagonist's high intelligence. The main characters are also very interesting, and I'm quite satisfied with the female lead. The character's talent for disguise is excellent; it's so satisfying how the protagonist outsmarts everyone. His scheming is superb! 🤭
The battle of wits was even more impressive than Zhongli's feigned death; it gave me chills. I forgot what happened next, but anyway, I highly recommend it.
A very good book. I stayed up all night to listen to it, and it was very enjoyable. The characters are well-developed. I really like He Xu. The word "Xu" means order and also means existence. Xiao Wan is also very sweet. However, I hope that the subtle relationship between the two can be designed better. The warmth of He Xu should not only come from his fellow human, Mao Mao.