Authors Nowadays Can't Write Unless There's Showing Off and Face-Slapping, or Someone Getting Mocked

751 芷 Zhining's East Sky Snow Falling in Border TownModern Romance325k WordsCompleted 562Reads5.8Score102Shelves

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The more I look at it, the more I fall for it! ! The 30-year-old heroine lies flat on her back, completely indifferent to love. The script kills the chance encounter with the cold-blooded male protagonist and her love is confirmed at a glance! It's a two-way straight shot without any delay, the male protagonist's cold appearance is full of preference and jealousy, and it will cure all the depression and internal friction in the workplace!

752 神 Magical Little Flower Farmer Town CountUrban1.7M WordsOngoing 64.8kReads8.2Score5.7kShelves

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The male protagonist is upright and evil, self-disciplined and calm. He has an unassuming personality and looks very comfortable.

753 穿 Wearing Books at Seventy, Salted Fish Also Has to Be Rolled Up Hawthorn SyrupModern Romance585k WordsCompleted 6.9kReads8.9Score650Shelves

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He has an IQ but no EQ. It is rare to see such a frustrated Chuan Shu, but he will get better and better in the future.

754 销 Bestselling Legend Moji ImpressionUrban2.1M WordsCompleted 3kReads8.9Score240Shelves

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The whole text is not pretentious

755 我 I [Advise] You to Believe in Science The Sky Is Clear and Swallows Are FlyingMystery317k WordsCompleted 189Reads—Score—Shelves

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There is no pretentious plot, the male and female protagonists have online IQ and EQ, have normal outlook on life, and are daily stories about urban life with a supernatural color. There are no brainless masters around the male and female protagonists, everyone is a normal person.

756 天 Tianfu Working God Pear Blossom LoverModern Romance311k WordsCompleted 29Reads9.3Score—Shelves

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😍Sweet pet chasing love + urban detective + god reincarnation, the genius girl coolly pulls the god of death VS the detective captain, flirting with each other to investigate, the details are full, the more you watch, the more you get addicted! The whole internet is following it, but you haven't watched it yet? #Novelstweet #CPSense bursting #must-read novels

757 矩 Matrix Management Maze. User 2618281112k WordsCompleted —Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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Six absurd stories, six workplace mirrors - Fu Shuiheng's "Anthology of Funny Meanings" series is launched --- Have you ever experienced agile development that was driven crazy by "one version every three days"? Do you feel something inexplicably wrong in the slogan of "wolf culture"? Have you ever seen OKRs written beautifully but actually executed like a puddle of mud? Do you feel like you are spinning in circles in the never-ending "closed-loop management"? Are you in a brainstorming session, trying to come up with ideas just to avoid being eliminated? Are you in the company's complex organizational structure and can't even find someone who can make decisions? If you nodded to any of the above questions, then - these six stories are written for you. --- Story 1: "Agile Development Slows Down" When "agile" itself becomes the biggest inagility, what are we pursuing? In the first month when Xunlei Technology introduced agile development, the version iteration cycle was compressed from three months to three days. All-staff stand-ups, agile scoring, sprint boards—everything looks so professional. Until the color change of the login button caused the entire system to collapse, and the loss of 13 million made everyone suddenly wake up from this speed carnival. What to watch: An agile coach named Jia Jiji brought the company into agile hell. An architect named Master Wen used the ancient wisdom of "slow is fast" to bring the company back from hell. If you're experiencing endless "small steps," this story will make you rethink what true agility is. --- Story 2: "Side Effects of Wolf Culture" Some cultures change after learning. The wolf didn't finish his studies and developed a problem first. After Shengteng Technology implemented the wolf culture, employees really started to grow wolf hair. The canine teeth of the pin crown have become longer, and wool has grown on the forehead of the bottom one. A "corporate culture consultant" named Lang Tie added fuel to the flames until more than two hundred people collectively "changed" in the conference room and the entire office building was blocked. What to watch: A company that divides employees into wolves and sheep eventually cultivates a group of real beasts. If you have ever felt the chill of "being eliminated at the bottom" in the workplace, this story will make you ask yourself - are we learning the tenacity of wolves, or the cruelty of wolves? --- Story 3: "Goal and Result Love" When OKR gains consciousness and begins to fall in love with each other, the company is no longer a company, but a large-scale love and marriage scene. The original intention of the "resonance" system is to make OKR more warm - the target cares about the progress of key results, and the key results respond to the target's expectations. But when O began to say "I care about you" to KR, when KR began to compete with each other for favor, when the lovelorn O collectively went down - the entire company's OKR system shut down overnight. What to watch: Injecting emotions into management tools will ultimately result in not higher execution capabilities, but an algorithmic collective lovelorn. If you've ever longed for a little warmth during a cold performance review, this story will make you think again - warmth should come from people, not code. --- Story 4: "PDCA Cycle Comes True" When management tools come to life, the first person to be driven crazy is often the person who uses the tool. Hengyuan Manufacturing has introduced a set of "PDCA propulsion engines", which are set to "continuously promote closed-loop full coverage". The engine was very responsible - all the old problems that had been closed were repeatedly reactivated. A work order that was returned more than twenty times pushed the old welder to the brink of collapse, and the company's efficiency dropped to the lowest point in three years. What to watch: A management system that is not designed with a "stop button" wastes everyone's energy on proving that "it has been fixed." If you have ever been asked the same solved question over and over again, this story will make you understand that management is not about endless self-torture. Knowing when to stop is the most valuable ability. --- Story 5: "Brainstorming Weather" When brainstorming is not just a metaphor, there will really be wind, rain, lightning, and thunder in the conference room. In the conference room of Yunteng Technology, a silver disc transforms thinking energy into real weather. It starts with just a warm breeze, then thunderstorms, icy fog, and swirling eddies. After the fire broke through the door, the Meteorological Bureau set up an emergency observation point on the twelfth floor of the office building for the first time. The only way to stop this storm is for everyone to stop exporting ideas and silently follow pi. What to watch: A story that quantifies inspiration into meteorological data, an accurate metaphor for the essential consumption caused by endless "brainstorming" in the workplace. Those moments of silently reciting "One to one makes one, one to two to make two" in the dark may also be the most real desire of every depleted working person - quietness. We need the storm, but we need to know when the storm will stop. --- Story 6: "Maze of Matrix Management" The farthest distance in the world is that you work next to me, but I have to cross three departments and four levels of reporting relationships before I can talk to you. After Bafang Tongtai Group implemented matrix management, each employee has an average of 3.2 Superiors. A certificate of employment needs to be approved by six people, and a customer request flows between seven matrix lines for weeks. It wasn't until he lost three big orders and the customer asked, "You don't seem to be in a hurry," that the CEO discovered that the precise organizational grid he had drawn trapped not only his employees, but also himself. What to watch: When connections become barriers, and when rules overwhelm common sense, the best management may not be to draw more lines, but to preserve the shortest path from A to B. If you have ever felt the frustration of "finding the right person is more difficult than doing the right thing" in the company, this story will remind you that the essence of an organization is not the picture, but the sound of calling the other person's name directly in the corridor. --- Six mirrors, reflecting everything in the workplace. Each of these six stories is a ridiculous anatomy of the modern workplace. Agile development, wolf culture, OKR, PDCA, brainstorming, matrix management - these terms all sound familiar, because they are realities that every working person is experiencing personally. What Mr. Fu Shuiheng has done is to push these daily absurdities in reality a small step forward, to the critical point of "what happens if it really gets out of control", and then let you see yourself in the mirror in laughter. Absurdity is a magnifying glass of reality, and humor is a catalyst for thinking. You can see the shadows around you and even what you are experiencing in these stories. The closed-loop system that requires you to constantly fill out forms, the assessment criteria that require you to choose between "wolf" and "sheep", that work process that clearly requires you to review the problem over and over again even though the problem has been solved - these are not stories, they are played out in the real world every day. --- 🎉 Breaking news: The series of stories has been officially launched on Tomato Book Store! The above six stories are officially launched on Tomato Book Store from now on, open and read! Search method: Open the Tomato Bookstore APP and search for "Selected Collection of Funny Meanings", or directly search for the author's name "Fu Shuiheng" to find all works. ⚠️Important reminder: Please look for the only official account! The only account of our own author Mr. Fu Shuiheng is: User 26182811. Except for this account, any other content published in the name of "Fu Shuiheng" or "Funny Meaning Collection" is not the work of Mr. Fu. Dear friends, please keep your eyes open and look for the only genuine source. Every click you make is the most powerful protection of originality. --- ❤️ Special request for dear friends If these stories have ever made you - smile knowingly at a certain moment, as if you saw your own shadow; - make your eyes slightly hot when reading late at night, remembering that you have been seen in this way; - or just spent a touching time with you, can you leave a sentence in the story comment area of ​​Tomato Bookstore? Even if it's just a "good-looking" sentence, a name of your favorite character, a line that makes you feel something - this short sentence you left casually may be as short as an expression or a punctuation next time, and it will be as important as a thousand pieces to Mr. Fu Shuiheng. It is not a simple feedback, it is the echo that rings in his ears when he sits alone at the desk, and it is the evidence that he knows that "someone is reading and someone cares". Every word is his charge when creating his next work, and it is the fuel that drives him to write year after year. Before you write that line of message, this engine will always be missing a ray of flame to make it burn brighter. --- 🌹 Finally, I would like to express my solemn thanks. In this fast-paced era where time is money and efficiency is life, you are willing to take out your precious time from your busy schedule to read the words of our own author Mr. Fu Shuiheng. This gift is extremely precious and weighs as much as a thousand pieces. Every word read is the greatest recognition and encouragement to us. Thanks again! I hope these six stories can be a moment of respite in your busy life - maybe a belly laugh, maybe a worthwhile immersion, or maybe just a certain sentence that makes you suddenly think about something that has been bothering you for a long time. That is the greatest significance of writing them. We are at Tomato Bookstore, waiting for your arrival. ——Fu Shuiheng's "Anthology of Funny Meanings" series, identify user 26182811, the only genuine version, waiting for you to open it.

758 大 Da Qin: My Daughter Yingzheng Is the Emperor of the Ages Pickled Vegetables with EggsHistorical1.1M WordsCompleted 2.2kReads9.2Score195Shelves

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This one, 🍅🍅🍅, although it is a novel about women, but it is a historical article about pseudo-women, 🍅🍅🍅The characters are very plump, 🍅🍅🍅The pig's foot is Yingzheng's father Zhao Ji, if such a good-looking book is not popular, I will never rest in peace＼(`Δ')／

760 狩 Demon Hunting Notes Misty Rain JiangnanSci-Fi & Apocalypse2.2M WordsCompleted 15kReads5.8Score2.2kShelves

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Are you tired of the clichés in apocalyptic literature? This one is different! There is no system and no cheating. It truly depicts the struggle of human nature. The writing is solid and the more you read, the more you read. The protagonist's IQ is online and the plot has many twists and turns, which even old bookworms applaud.

761 之 Zigzag Is Too Difficult to Write 11 Flavor CandyModern Romance240k WordsCompleted 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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It is a realistic novel. The heroine is just an ordinary student. The story of her hard work is interspersed with various interesting things in the class to form her beautiful study life.

763 承 After Enduring Hundreds of Cane Punishments, I Chose to Stay Things Are Different Now Than They Used to Be.Historical32k WordsCompleted 259Reads9.3Score—Shelves

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These are written by the same author. The author is so talented... She even wrote songs for a few of her books... I can say it's definitely worth reading. The 1st, 3rd, and 7th books are about heroines with ancient backgrounds, really. Big heroine, pure strong female character, 3 and 7 have no cp, 7 has a general who seems to be a single arrow (?), 1 Has cp. The layout of the first book is particularly large. At the end, the author writes a classical Chinese literary and historical biography for the heroine, which is ridiculously strong. In the third book, fate is at stake, and the emperor is a puppet. In the seventh book, the heroine understands human nature so well. The 2nd book is BE, the author will kill me if I die... The beautiful and strong heroine will make me cry to death [cry][cry][cry] The 4th, 6th, and 8th novels are all redeemed. 4 "She is not guilty, she remembers." The experimental number disintegrated people and turned them into objects, but by remembering the name and turning objects into people again, redemption was completed. 6. The heroine was trained as a tool, with evil intentions and cruel hands, but was finally accepted by the decent protagonist group. 8. The scene where the heroine was accepted at the end made me cry to death... She just wanted an anchor point and a place to return to (when I mentioned this, I thought of the second book again, and the same was true for the second book, but the person the author asked to give the heroine a place to return to stabbed the heroine in the back!!!) The fifth book reflects social reality. The writing style was very "middle school composition" at the beginning, but as you read, you will find that the writing style becomes more and more cold and hard, which is in line with the protagonist in the article who has been completely alienated from an emotional and aggrieved person to a learning machine... Especially looking back, others poured drinks on her homework in front of her, but she was indifferent. She gave up defending her rights and escaped from that environment just to do well in the exam.

769 蓝 Blue Star Fell into the World of Immortality, I Asked the Sky with My Spiritual Power Crazy SpinachEastern Fantasy194k WordsOngoing —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Who said [grievance]?

770 星 Star Machine Girl: Meow-Ear Battle Girl, I'll Do It! Que TianyinSci-Fi & Apocalypse167k WordsOngoing 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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No pretense, no greasy outlook on life! No promotion matches, no money to upgrade parts! There are no numerical values ​​in the battle, it all depends on military strategy, strategic deception and wits! The male and female protagonists never carry any money with them and never make any money. They don't accept money from others and let others exchange it with other resources! The characters are rich, and there is a chapter where two suspected spies investigate each other and expose each other... There are double agents (bushi) and triple agents! ... Please judge the plot of this book for yourself. After all, there is a plot in the middle of a battle of wits with "gods", and you still don't lose (you win a battle with gods without losing! And the design is really reasonable. I read those two and a half 6,000 words no more than 5 times)

776 诀 Jue Tiandao Yue Xin HengtianEastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing 2.3kReads5.8Score169Shelves

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The three views are particularly positive, and it was even more exciting to see the chapter where one person fights seven geniuses! There are no traditional fantasy routines. The protagonist is very clever and clever. I feel that this book just lacks an opportunity. Fellow Taoists, you can read it.

777 他 They All Want to Eat Me Forgive Me and Give Me One526k WordsCompleted 262Reads7.3Score—Shelves

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Try this one [laughing evilly]

779 最 The Strongest Reverse System, 10 Times the Unlucky Money Returned Han PoetUrban112k WordsOngoing —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Zheng Sheng has always been very unlucky, penniless, being bullied at will, unexpectedly obtained the reverse system, counterattacked and cheated, and slapped everyone who looked down on him in the face! !

780 混 Chaos Patching the Sky Record Thin Willow in the TextUrban1.4M WordsCompleted 7.4kReads8.6Score840Shelves

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Laughing out of belly in the middle of the night [laughing and crying] Mortal Liu got the inheritance of cultivating immortals, got up and started the journey of cultivating immortals from the city, frequent golden sentences, full of realistic criticism and philosophical thinking, everyone's IQ is online, and the description of psychological activities is delicate [Like] Explore the growth type, it is not brainless to abide by the law and become familiar with the rules, and then kill decisively

781 靠 Reach the Top by Doing Humiliating Tasks W Bright Candle WModern Romance356k WordsOngoing 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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The protagonist, who is normal and not brainless, improves his skill points through his own efforts.

782 一 After Working 208 Bit Parts in One Year, She Li DupingModern Romance2.7M WordsOngoing 21.6kReads8.7Score1.7kShelves

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❗️❗️Absolutely an entertainment book! ! ! ! Drive low and run wild! ! ! I was put off by the title of the book. The low opening does not mean that the writing in the previous part is not good. On the contrary, the author's writing style is outstanding and he is very good at arousing the readers' emotions. This leads to a problem, that is, the previous part is really too depressing. The misery of the heroine's previous life, the viciousness of the original family, the heroine not caring about her own body, etc. Are all too depressing. What made you unhappy in the early stage is actually explained by the author later on. Really not to be missed.

783 被 After My Voice Was Eavesdropped, I Became a Mistress of Abuse Koi TootModern Romance48k WordsOngoing 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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Others wear books and act like heroines, but I wear books and act like a mistress! In front of the female protagonist, she threw herself into the male protagonist's arms, pretending to be weak, but in her heart she was shouting, "Show me your love!", But the male protagonist actually followed her play and couldn't help but laugh! You can enter the book wasteland

784 山 Landscape Travel Notes MorrieHistorical1.4M WordsOngoing 1.5kReads8.2Score177Shelves

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Good books are told in a eloquent way, and the important thing is that there is no punctuation mark or punctuation mark.

785 亦 Also Ask for Love A HorseEastern Fantasy667k WordsCompleted 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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The writing style is Jin Yong style, not a novel. The whole book starts with Bei Ming Shen Gong and Star Absorbing Dafa to unfold the story. This book perfectly integrates martial arts and immortal chivalry. The logic of the drama is clear and humorous, and the martial arts drama is hearty and exciting. It weakens the old routine of killing monsters and upgrading, and focuses on portraying the core values ​​​​of "xiaxia". It is a rare good book and definitely worth reading.

786 姐 Sister, I Am Good! the Yandere Villain Is Mute and Coaxing Qingmeng in MarchModern Romance200k WordsCompleted 17.9kReads9.5Score2.2kShelves

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The kind where the protagonist is miserable. 🍁①The male protagonist can always consider others, but he only forgets about himself and takes care of everyone. He is the only one who feels sorry for himself. In the end, no one remembers the goodness of the male protagonist.

787 现 Modern Ghost Erdong ZichenUrban1.0M WordsCompleted 199Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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There is almost no pretending to be a slap in the face, the plot is directed towards Underworld 996, is there peace after death? A three-hundred-year-old boy got a promotion opportunity, but was snatched away by a related family. Fortunately, an urgent task gave him a chance to get promotion again. Can he seize this golden opportunity? Please stay tuned for the stable update by the author of "Modern Ghost Servants". It currently has 400,000 words+. Come and uncover the secrets of this fantasy three realms. IQ online, humorous! A perfect summer thirst quencher!

788 绑 Bind the System and Become the Invincible Female Master of the County Magistrate's Father DomainAncient Romance763k WordsCompleted 221Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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The heroine is calm and low-key, not seeking a slap in the face, but just wants to be able to help her father survive as a seventh-rank official in the ancient officialdom. After entering Beijing, he kept a low profile and would just tuck his tail when something happened.

790 修 Fix a Ball Rub Big Radish into Small RadishUrban151k WordsOngoing 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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If you don't show off, no one will see. The protagonist travels through time due to the death of his family in a rotten building. He awakens the useless skills of "bad tail" and the S-level "travel" skills. In a world where cultivating "heart" is the main focus, he explores all the way and discovers the "planet" in the universe. The correct name is "Heart Sphere". The original name is just a rumor passed down by the ancients. This is a new system of ideas!

792 捡 The Meteor Night Where I Picked up Alpha Wen DaozhuModern Romance160k WordsCompleted 155Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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ABO➕Interstellar➕Amnesia Meme No pretense, no slap in the face, not a short, quick and refreshing article. The male protagonist is an Alpha officer of the Federation, and the female protagonist is an orphaned Beta girl from a backward planet. They are both normal people. There are no bloody misunderstandings and no sexual rivalry.

793 这 This Magician Is a Bit Crooked Tea Is Pure and Has No Right or WrongEastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted 59.6kReads9.0Score6.6kShelves

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Please help me to report. The author cursed people for no reason. Just because others didn't like his books, he even gave low ratings to others. Please help to report. He ignored readers and many comments were deleted by the author.

795 现 Modern Immortality: Starting from the Eight Parts of Vajra Exercises Colorful RedUrban1.1M WordsCompleted 39.5kReads9.1Score2.8kShelves

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🪴🪴The protagonist travels through the Daqian Dynasty and becomes the son of the minister of the Daqian household department. At the time when the empress ascends the throne, there are traitors in the country, vassal kings are separatist, and the Xiongnu is eyeing it outside! In order to revitalize the great power, the empress recruits talents. The protagonist's predecessor took over the recruitment list. 🪵🪵It's a small thing. As a capitalist in the previous life, watch me plot the Seven Kingdoms and become the number one poisoner.

796 神 Mysterious Revival, My Memory Buries Evil Ghosts Keep SilentMystery733k WordsOngoing 1.5kReads5.8Score124Shelves

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What these two books don't have is that the first one is supernatural, the people in it are all normal, and they work hard to upgrade, and the male protagonist is calm, wise and growth-oriented; the second one is a group portrait, there is no slap in the face, how about everyone attacking [Learned]

797 一 A Sword That Denies the Sky Shen Luo WanxiangEastern Fantasy3.6M WordsCompleted 1.4kReads—Score100Shelves

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There is no ridicule, it is all a struggle for interests, there is so much love and hatred, it is all due to insufficient cultivation!