Authors Nowadays Can't Write Unless There's Showing Off and Face-Slapping, or Someone Getting Mocked 现在的作者，不写装逼打脸，不写被嘲讽就不会写书
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Global Mutation: The Mutant Frenzy of Trillions of Lives 全球畸变：亿兆生命的变异狂潮
Meat blossoms sprout from the soil, and fangs grow from the flowers. The old order awakens all around them. To it, humble humanity is nothing but vermin to be exterminated. Mount Fuji erupts, and the entire Sakura Isles are ripped up and hurled at Huaxia. The magnetic poles flip, super-earthquakes strike, towering tsunamis rise, and the seven continents are squeezed together by a giant hand. Abnormal memes, twisted reality, and layers of overlapping worlds: as the boundary between physics and co
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- 2 I Can't Go On Like This: My Girlfriend Won't Tell Me the Truth 过不下去了，女朋友不说真话 I can’t take this anymore. My girlfriend never tells the truth. 3.2kReads—Score—Shelves
- 3 A Century of Gacha Pulls Earned Me the Shura Armor and a Wife Named Liang Bing 抽奖百年，得修罗铠甲，老婆凉冰 Beast Tribe armies, Motorcycle Tribe armies, Luan-class flying aircraft carriers, Godzilla, Ghidorah, Jaegers, Space Marines, the Thousand Sons, Black Templars, Transformers, Imperial-class Star Destroyers, Glory of the Stars Queen-class battleships, Custodes, Sisters of Silence, Grey Knights, Cosmic Star Gods, dimensional weapons, intelligent insectoids, Shura Armor... Resident Evil, Return to Blue Star, Awakening of the Outsiders, 2012, Starship Troopers, Pacific Rim, Avatar, Alita: Battle Ang 3.5kReads9.1Score228Shelves
- 4 I Stopped Handing Over My Salary, and My Wife Who Spoils Her Brother Panicked 不上交工资，扶弟魔老婆慌了 He won’t hand over his paycheck, and his sister-obsessed wife is panicking. 859Reads—Score—Shelves
- 5 EN City of Beasts 异兽迷城 Gao Yang was an orphan. At the age of six, he transmigrated to a parallel world and began living in a warm family of five. When he turned eighteen, Gao Yang accidentally discovered the truth about the world: this was not a parallel world at all, but a mysterious realm, and all the relatives and friends around him were terrifying Beasts! Gao Yang nearly lost his life 470.5kReads9.7Score67.8kShelves
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The Real Adventure World: Support Is the MVP! 真实冒险界，辅助才是大腿！
(This isn't a lightweight wish-fulfillment novel. It aims to build a fully realized otherworld, pieced together gradually through the protagonist's perspective. It's a slow-paced story that takes patience to read, not a power fantasy.) Kent transmigrated. It's a terribly familiar setup, and even more familiar is the fact that he was dragged along as a nameless extra with a group of other people... The others were all warriors, mages, or archers. Kent was the only support... He thought they would
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- 7 My Ex-Wife Humiliated Me in Front of My Wife, in Public 我被前妻当着老婆的面在大庭广众 My Ex-Wife Humiliated Me in Public in Front of My Wife 523Reads—Score—Shelves
- 8 After Our Divorce, My Wife Wants to See the Kids. I Won't Let Her 离婚后老婆想看孩子，我不允许 After the Divorce, My Wife Wants to See the Kids, and I Won’t Allow It 249Reads—Score—Shelves
- 9 My Wife Went on a Business Trip to Japan and Came Back with a Daughter 老婆去岛国出差，带回来个女儿 My wife went to Japan on a business trip and came back with a daughter. 758Reads—Score—Shelves
- 10 Writing Tips for Beginners 新人写作技巧 [Chapters in each volume may be updated or revised over time. Readers are welcome to study the material and leave comments or suggestions.] 1. Describing Appearance Use a character’s physical features to convey their personality, status, age, and other traits. Example: He was tall and gaunt, with sunken eyes and tightly pressed lips, giving him a stern, unapproachable air. Her long hair flowed like a waterfall in the breeze, and her eyes shone with confidence. 2. Describing Expressions Reflect 58Reads—Score—Shelves
- 11 No One Has Ascended from This Little World in Ten Thousand Years, So I Came to Investigate 小世界万年无人飞升，我前来查看 No one in this small world has ascended in ten thousand years, so I’ve come to investigate 84Reads—Score—Shelves
- 12 My Senior Brother Is Terrifyingly Strong, Yet Far Too Cautious 大师兄强的可怕却过分稳健 The Eldest Senior Brother Is Terrifyingly Strong, Yet Far Too Cautious 40Reads—Score—Shelves
- 13 After Our Divorce, My Ex-Wife Wants to See the Kids. I Absolutely Won't Let Her 离婚后前妻想看孩子，我绝对允许 After the Divorce, My Ex-Wife Wants to See the Kids, and I Absolutely Won’t Allow It 374Reads—Score—Shelves
- 14 The Mosquito Emperor Has Fallen! 蚊天帝，陨落了！ The Mosquito Heavenly Emperor has fallen! 9Reads—Score—Shelves
- 15 I Have Reached the Pinnacle of Junior College Cultivation, the Strongest in the Mortal World 我乃大专巅峰境修为，人间至强 I Have Reached the Pinnacle of the Junior College Realm, the Strongest in the Human World 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 16 The Frog Emperor Ascended in a Pool and Saw Countless Members of His Kind 蛙族大帝飞升水池，看见无数同族 The Frog Clan Emperor Ascended Through the Pool and Saw Countless Members of His Kind 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 17 My Wife Hypnotized Me and Uncovered My Secrets 被老婆催眠，她问出了我的隐私 My wife hypnotized me and asked about my secrets 24Reads—Score—Shelves
- 18 A Person with Bipolar Disorder Speaks from the Heart 双相情感障碍患者的心里话 The Inner Thoughts of Someone with Bipolar Disorder 18Reads—Score—Shelves
- 19 Say Goodbye to Your Entire Clan! Kangxi Armor Fusion 和你的九族说再见吧！康熙铠甲合 Say goodbye to your entire clan! Kangxi Armor Merge 21Reads—Score—Shelves
- 20 I Had the Cultivation of a Great Emperor, but My Wife Took Half in the Divorce 大帝修为，离婚被老婆分掉一半 With the cultivation of a Great Emperor, I divorce and my wife takes half 14Reads—Score—Shelves
- 21 Little Bedtime Math Stories for My Insomniac Girlfriend 女友失眠数学小故事 A little story about a girlfriend with insomnia and math 14Reads—Score—Shelves
- 22 Little Bedtime Physics Stories to Hypnotize My Insomniac Girlfriend 女朋友失眠催眠学物理小故事 A little story about a girlfriend with insomnia and hypnosis and physics 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 23 I Want a Divorce, but My Wife Says, “Think of the Kids” 我要和她离婚，老婆说你想想孩子 I want to divorce her. My wife said, “Think about the children.” —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 24 Stories of Space: A Popular Science Guide 宇宙科普故事 Popular Science Stories About the Universe 5Reads—Score—Shelves
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Online Gaming: Lord of Boundless Infinity 网游：无垠无尽之主
[Elegant + epic + expansive worldbuilding + lone wolf + plot-driven + solo domination] [Transmigrator Application Form] [You have chosen to tackle: Boundless Infinity (a despair-level online game world)] [Enemies: The Curse of Immortality, Eternal Aberrations, the End] [Golden finger: Fate's Guidance (Boundless Infinity, all-knowing and all-seeing edition)] [Transmigration point: Year 10,000 of the Online Gaming Era] [Transmigration method: Hit by a speeding truck] [Partner: None] [Application a
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- 26 EN Avoiding Peril: My Low-Key Path to Eternal Life 我靠避凶天赋苟道长生 [Low-key cultivation + cautious path to immortality + avoiding danger] In the cultivation world, Lu Qing relies on his danger-avoidance skill to escape one deadly predicament after another. He keeps a low profile. All he wants is to cultivate cautiously and live forever. While peerless prodigies flourish, Lu Qing keeps cultivating. While unparalleled experts burst onto the scene, Lu Qing is still cultivating. Eventually, the geniuses of his generation, peerless monsters, and unparalleled experts 67.7kReads8.5Score4.7kShelves
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The Secret Creator 秘密创造师
A fresh take on supernatural power sequences + an eerie, villainous protagonist + ruthless killing + no dumbing down + no invincibility + no wish fulfillment + dark themes + cautious early game + outlaw protagonist Eight Divine Lodgings, Taiyin Demon Lodging, Three Corpses Ghost Lodging, Greedy Wolf Demon Lodging! Mystical constellations influence everything in the world. Those who earn their recognition can become Fate-Bound. Wang Tianfeng transmigrates into Ai Wen, a resident of Pig Cage Villa
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- 28 After My Golden Core Was Stolen, I Awakened the Spiritual Root of Heaven and Earth 被夺了金丹后，我激活了天地灵根 Sequel: Bad News! My Dad Married Into Another Family, and I Became a Carefree Rogue Cultivator [Survivalist Cultivation + Not a Power Fantasy + Daily Life + Farming + No Female Lead + Ruthless + Old Schemer + System + Dark + Lone Wolf + Rogue Cultivator] Chen Si had a single Wood Spiritual Root, and his master, Daoist Changsheng, poured everything into cultivating him as a supreme elixir. On the day Chen Si formed his Golden Core, his master took it for himself. After escaping with a Void-Evasio 19.3kReads8.1Score1.2kShelves
- 29 No More Wage Slavery After Graduation: I'm Becoming a Bounty Hunter 毕业后不做牛马，去当赏金猎人 [Comedy + Alternate setting + A touch of mystery + Adventure + Urban + No female lead] Investigating a murder from more than a decade ago, he pits his wits against a deranged serial killer. He transmigrates into a primeval jungle no one dares enter, searching for the bodies of people lost in a sinkhole. He enters a mysterious village deep in the Hundred Thousand Mountains to find a little girl... What drove a recent college graduate to embark on this one-way journey? It all began with a haunted 81.2kReads9.3Score8.2kShelves
- 30 A Career-Building Game Starting with SWAT 从SWAT开始的职业成长游戏 He is an elite assault operator with the San Diego SWAT team in the United States! He is a top German marksman active on the Western Front during World War I! He is a top spy trained at the X-agent training camp during World War II! He is a legendary explorer of the American West, the uncrowned king of the Caribbean, the world’s most formidable lone counterterrorism operative… Before earning all these countless titles, Zhang Xuan was just a low-ranking police officer who had transmigrated into n 66.1kReads9.3Score5kShelves
- 31 Pokemon: The Dark Age 精灵：黑暗纪元 [No female lead] [Corrupted Legendary Pokémon] [Apocalypse survival] [Slow burn] [No System] [Legendary Pokémon are incredibly formidable] While taking a dump, Bai Luo transmigrated to the Pokémon world. He wasn't worried at all. His System had just come online. ...Wait, you picked the wrong person?! You're leaving now? What the heck? Hey, hey, hey! Don't go! No! You're really leaving! When the System ran off right from the start, Bai Luo had to admit he was a little panicked. But it was fine. T 5.1kReads9.0Score411Shelves
- 32 This Boss Is So Sneaky, He Takes His Street Stall Everywhere 这老板真苟，摆个地摊还到处走 [The print edition of Random Gourmet Stall is now available on major platforms] [Gourmet] [No romance] [Everyday life] [Comedy] [Comfort food] [Cozy] [Healing] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Zhou unexpectedly binds himself to a Random Gourmet System. Every week brings a random location, random food, and different customers. He sells buns at the park entrance, century egg and lean pork congee on a mountaintop, and candied hawthorns outside a school. Every dish is mouthwatering and 85.9kReads9.5Score8.5kShelves
- 33 The Age of Technological Cultivation: I Can Boost Comprehension 科技修仙纪元：我能加持悟性 [Cyberpunk Technology] + [Cultivation System] [Prodigy] + [Cheat-Level Comprehension] + [Power Fantasy] + [The Sword That Breaks All Laws] A ring with folded-space storage, a complete collection of circuit-integrated talismans, supreme immortal bones enhanced with ultra-fine nanotechnology, spirit treasures worn as armor, technology-based foundation building… When the world of technology collides with the world of cultivation, feathered immortals clash with starships, and planet-destroying warsh 24.5kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves
- 34 The Immortal Food of Mankind 人种仙食 "Weird Cultivation, Behind-the-Scenes Story" The Tang Dynasty: strange things are coming. When Li Qing transmigrated here, he thought Mr. Huayue had kindly taken him in. Little did he know that the man saw him only as livestock to be raised for food. At the brink of life and death, the jade tablet on Li Qing revealed its power, gravely wounding Mr. Huayue and allowing him to escape. But the danger was far from over. The scheme of the Six Paths and Eight Immortals to devour all living beings had 37kReads8.8Score3.1kShelves
- 35 EN Call Me the Ghost Messenger 请叫我鬼差大人 After the Eternal Night, terror returned. Ten miles of desolate graves, eerie singing. An old man searching for his arms, a headless baby... They kept piecing their bodies back together, unleashing an even more terrifying aura. In the wasteland, even a severed hand could destroy heaven and earth. In this world of darkness and despair, a post office appeared and vanished from view... A mysterious young man, a postal carriage traveling through the void... One blood-red letter after another became 104.1kReads9.5Score9.9kShelves
- 36 I Became a Fussy Old Lady: While Everyone Else Fled the Famine, I Reclaimed the Land 穿成作精老太，别人逃荒我开荒 (No space, no System, no romance. A short drama with the same name has already been released. A warm, rustic story. Everyone says they wouldn’t survive three episodes after transmigrating into a chaotic era. Read this book, and you’ll survive ten more!) She transmigrated into a book, becoming the villainous aunt who abused the protagonist in a male-oriented novel, and was destined to be killed off. Jiang Zhi didn’t cling to the protagonist. She left him behind and relied on her extensive knowled 85.2kReads9.5Score8.2kShelves
- 37 I Woke Up with 40 Murder Cases on My Hands 一觉醒来：我背上了40起命案 Chen Xiao wakes up to find everything around him strangely unfamiliar. The only thing beside him is a diary. He thinks it might explain his current predicament, but as he reads, he begins to doubt whether its contents are real. It is clearly a record of crimes committed by “himself.” Just as Chen Xiao is about to read on, the piercing wail of police sirens downstairs jolts him awake, and he can't help imagining the worst... 31.6kReads9.3Score3.2kShelves
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I Cursed Out My Boss from the Start, and the System Rewarded Me with a Million 开局怒骂老板，系统奖励一百万
(Everyone who comes in must make a fortune every day) [Lighthearted, slice of life, System, everyday life, no showing off and face-slapping] When Xia Yang's idiotic boss forced him to work overtime yet again, he quit without hesitation, then immediately started berating his boss. He thought he'd have to slowly look for another job, but then he awakened the Life Enjoyment System. What? Insulting his boss from the start earned him a million yuan? What? He could also get a hundred thousand yuan
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- 39 I Won 90 Million, I Really Just Want to Lie Flat! 中奖九千万，我真的只想躺平啊！ [Satisfying Knowledge Gaps + Taking It Easy in a County Town + Everyday Warmth + Getting Rich Without Trying + No Showing Off or Face-Slapping] Lu Zhaoyang won 95 million, quit his job, and returned to his county town, where he bought a little house with a yard. He grew flowers and vegetables, went fishing, and stared into space, starting his retirement early. Who could have known that all the good things that had once eluded him, no matter how hard he chased them, would start coming one after a 147kReads8.1Score10.1kShelves
- 40 888 a Day: Plenty to Retire on in a County Town 每日888，县城养老很够花 [Financial Freedom] [Everyday Life] [Multiple Heroines] [Lighthearted, No Angst] At thirty, life treats you worse than a dog. Laid off and utterly disheartened, Bai Ye finally gave in and decided to return to the small county town where he was born and raised. But on the train home, he discovered that he had bound himself to a System called Life Assistant. [With the System at your side, unemployment is nothing to fear! Receive an 888-yuan daily unemployment benefit!] [Worried about your health? 26.3kReads7.8Score1.2kShelves
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Who Needs a Day Job? I Became a Tycoon with Trash from My Spatial Farm 谁家打工人靠空间农场垃圾成首富
This novel has been adapted into a comic. The heroine only cares about making money! Making money! Making money! No needless fretting. [No CP] Lin Chu graduated from a junior college and spent years struggling in real estate, only to hit a slump in the housing market. She not only failed to make money, but was also fired after offending a coworker. She had no friends or social life, and her mother had taken the hundred thousand yuan she'd painstakingly saved. Now she could barely afford next mon
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Ten Days to the End 十日终焉
2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat
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Game Invasion: I Became Emperor Before the Players Transmigrated 游戏入侵：我称帝了玩家才穿越
[Transmigrating ahead of time + political scheming + dynastic power struggles + succubus + worlds merging] This book is also known as [I, the Empress's Fiancé, the Strongest Villain Behind the Scenes]. After waking up, Xia Chen finds himself logged into the mysterious game from his previous life ahead of schedule, starting out as the legitimate son of the Marquis of Zhendong. What? I have a younger brother named Xia Hao, who seems to have a mysterious bone inside him? It looks just like the lege
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- 44 EN Legend Management Bureau 传说管理局 (No harem, no formulaic plot, no invincibility, no System, no brainless decisions, and no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if any of that bothers you.) Du Yu dies an untimely death right at the beginning of the story. Hoping to secure a better spot in his next life, he takes a job with the Bureau of Legendary Tales. His job is to return to legends that have gone off course and put their plots back on track. He never expected that the first mission assigned to an ordinary mortal like him would 174kReads9.6Score22.4kShelves
- 45 High Martial: Starting at the Investigation Bureau 高武：在调查局开始 [From the Start, a Top Investigator + Light Superpowers + Giant-Beast High Martial World + Status Screen] (There are many female characters, so don’t read if that’s not your thing!) In 2024, a sudden purple meteor shower swept across the globe, ushering in Spiritual Qi Revival. The wave of evolution began. The world underwent a profound transformation. All things evolved, Superpowers awakened, and cyber martial arts clashed with traditional martial arts. Humans were no longer Earth’s masters. M 24.3kReads7.9Score1.6kShelves
- 46 Murder Rules? I'll Take Them On, Crack Them, and Contain Them 杀人规则？我来，我破解，我收容 A piano on the roadside, left untouched. Offerings arranged neatly in a hallway. A creaking rocking chair at the mouth of an alley. A lonely hospital bed. This world is full of all kinds of uncanny objects, and even more uncanny people. Wei Lai has always been an atheist, until the day he receives a prediction of his own death. “Your time is up.” “You have 72 hours left.” 338Reads9.4Score—Shelves
- 47 EN Global Metahumans: Awakening the Purple Heaven Divine Lightning at the Start 全球异能：开局觉醒紫霄神雷 On Blue Star, vicious beasts run rampant. Everyone can awaken an ability and has a chance to become a powerful force, feared across the land! Yet Xu Jingming, who transmigrated here, had only an E-rank ability. Fortunately, the Deep Blue System appeared, upgrading his weak E-rank electric ability into S-rank Purple Firmament Divine Thunder! That’s not all. Every time he kills a vicious beast, he earns ability points. Spend ability points to raise his level and strengthen his skills. “Deep Blue, 238.5kReads9.1Score19.1kShelves
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Villain Simulator: Starting Off by Having My Supreme Emperor Bone Dug Out 反派模拟：开局被挖走至尊帝骨
[Villain Simulations + High-Martial World + Invincible Domination + Ruthless Killing] Lu Qian transmigrated and became a playboy villain from the Lu family, one of the top families in the Great Xia Empire. From the start, he saw the drunk, unconscious fated heroine, Liu Ruyue, lying right in front of him. Yet the fated male lead, who served as the icy beauty Liu Ruyue’s bodyguard, was nowhere to be found. Wait, this plot... [Ding! An unconscious fated heroine has been detected ten meters ahead.]
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- 49 EN Heaven's Chosen? Monster? No, It's the Grind Emperor 天骄？妖孽？不好，是肝帝 [The top workaholic in high-martial arts fiction] [Panel-based cultivation] [Cosmic setting] [Cultivation and progression, not point allocation or speedrunning; the protagonist is a born grinder] In the interstellar age, alien beasts invade and evil gods lurk all around. Li Qingshan awakens a martial arts panel that can record any technique or martial skill. He needs no insight or talent, and faces no bottlenecks. As long as he trains hard, he can improve, and every breakthrough lasts forever! H 217.1kReads9.3Score24.5kShelves
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War System in the Apocalypse 战争系统在末世
I Became the Commander-in-Chief in the Apocalypse Apocalypse + raising a massive army + hard-core stats + characters with brains Just as the apocalypse arrives, Gu Chengyuan obtains the War System and starts raising a massive army, sweeping through the apocalypse with an unstoppable tide of steel! The blurb doesn't do it justice. Please read the story.
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