Authors Nowadays Can't Write Unless There's Showing Off and Face-Slapping, or Someone Getting Mocked 现在的作者,不写装逼打脸,不写被嘲讽就不会写书
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- 501 EN Naruto: Sukuna's Jinchūriki, Uchiha at Your Service 火影:宿傩人柱力,在下宇智波 First of all, my name is Uchiha. Um... and there's a Sukuna sealed inside me. Never once did Jing try to make peace with Sukuna. Once he confirmed Sukuna couldn't break through the seal, he began ruthlessly exploiting him. With the Mangekyo and Domain Expansion, he gave birth to the strongest Kekkei Tōta in history. Slash Release! Jing knew his acting couldn't fool the Third Hokage and the others, so without the slightest hesitation, he showed his Uchiha nature from beginning to end. No defectio 27.1kReads9.2Score2.2kShelves
- 502 After Losing My Cultivation, I Married My Archrival Demoness at an Apocalypse Stronghold 【男频短篇】失去修为后我和宿敌妖女在末日据点结婚了 [Male-Oriented Short Story] After Losing My Cultivation, I Married My Archrival, the Demoness, at an End-of-the-World Stronghold 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 503 The Meal on the Plate: The Execution Ground, They Watch You, They Remember 盘中餐:刑场——它们看着你,它们记得 The Meal on the Plate: The Execution Ground: They Watch You, They Remember 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 504 EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古,苟到天荒地老 [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 563kReads9.7Score72.5kShelves
- 505 Everyone Thinks I’m a Demon, but My Corpse Puppets Farm Every Day 所有人都认定我是魔头,可我的尸傀每天都在种田 Everyone is convinced I'm a demon, but my corpse puppets spend every day farming. 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 506 Chronicles of the Jianghu: Chaos in Botang 江湖册波棠乱 Historical setting: Early Republic of China, around the 1910s to 1920s · What the era represents: The imperial throne has fallen, warlords carve up the country, and Western culture pours in. This is an age when the codes and honor of the “old jianghu” are gradually lost, transformed, and ultimately destroyed by the guns and schemes of the “new world.” The story of Bo and Tang is the most moving verse in this elegy. 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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Hunted from the Start, I Built the Mightiest Dynasty 开局被追杀,我反手打造最强王朝
[Transmigrate into a book, revenge, twists, and a journey of growth. No superpowers or golden fingers.] Han Chen, a military surgeon, is caught in a fatal car accident. His soul transmigrates into an unfamiliar novel, where he becomes Han Yu, a prince of the Yue Dynasty whose family is killed from the start and who is hunted down himself. The System tells him he must help the original Han Yu take revenge before he can return to reality. To escape his pursuers, he flees alone to the homeland of t
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- 508 [Male-Oriented Short Story] A 35-Year-Old Office Drone Transmigrates and Is Forced to Become a Magical Girl, Then Marries the Captain 【男频短篇】35岁社畜穿越后被迫当魔法少女,还娶队长 [Male-oriented short story] A 35-year-old office drone transmigrates and is forced to become a magical girl, then marries the captain. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 509 Candied Hawthorn Inn 糖葫芦客栈 Pure dialogue, a novel told entirely through lines of speech. The martial world can be a little bitter, so why not try a candied hawthorn? The first bite is tart, but the sweetness lingers. Another one, dear guest! Welcome to the Candied Hawthorn Inn! 11Reads—Score—Shelves
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A Metaphysics Master’s Survival Guide to the Apocalypse 玄学大佬的末世生存手册
[Two male leads + power progression + infinite flow + System + apocalypse + equally matched leads] Content warning: Plot-focused, with little romance in the early part. Note: This isn't a traditional apocalypse novel. Complete. Synopsis: Natural disasters strike one after another, and the apocalypse draws near. Jiang Yanqing, a true big shot from the Ghost Realm who was being groomed as a metaphysics master, unexpectedly binds himself to an apocalypse card System. The Ghost Realm big shot, who t
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I Went Viral After a Breakup and Conquered the Entertainment World 分手就火,我横扫文娱圈
My girlfriend cruelly dumps me and mocks me in public, saying I'll never amount to anything. I turn away without a word, win a street performance contest, and have multiple companies fighting to sign me. Someone sabotages my audition? One song, sung a cappella, and I pass with a perfect score. Rumors and trouble never stop? I face every challenge head-on and answer with my talent. A captivating voice, exquisite calligraphy, deep knowledge of Chinese culture, and mastery across fields. My abiliti
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- 512 Spring and Autumn in the Textbooks 课本春秋 Seasons in the Textbook A Republican-era classroom, with one teacher and several students [Volume One] First School Year (Autumn 1932–Summer 1933): The Beginning of Learning Opening Note: In the autumn of 1932, the ancestral hall in Qingxi Town opened its doors as a school. Five children walked inside. Over the next six years, they would see the whole world from here. A Poem for the Opening The ancestral hall’s threshold stands three inches high. The children lift their feet to cross, unawar 25Reads—Score—Shelves
- 513 As a Dad Who Can See the Future, Isn’t It Only Reasonable to Rewrite a Dead-End Fate? 作为一个有未来视的老爸,改写死局也是合理的吧? As a dad who can see the future, isn’t it only reasonable to rewrite a doomed fate? —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Reborn and Kicked Out of My Home, I Talked the Campus Belle into Street Vending 重生被赶出家门,忽悠校花摆地摊
[Reborn]+ [multiple heroines]+ [everyday flirting]+ [school beauties]+ [business and making money]+ [no System] Back to the summer after the college entrance exams, Chen Changliu is forced to leave home. With just over 900 yuan to his name, he sets out to earn his first fortune. As he pursues financial freedom and builds a vast business empire, he finds himself surrounded by: His high school classmate, the stunning school beauty who was his unattainable first love; The alluring, incomparable sch
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- 515 [Male-Oriented Short Story] The Years My Wife Grew Weaker After Becoming a Magical Girl 【男频短篇】我的妻子成为魔法少女后在变弱的那些年 [Short Male-Oriented Novel] The Years My Wife Became Weaker After Turning into a Magical Girl 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 516 The Blood-Red Wedding Dress: My Five-Hundred-Year-Old Ghost Girlfriend 血色嫁衣我的五百岁女鬼女友 A female ghost in a blood-red wedding dress! A sinister plot that extinguished all humanity! A meeting five hundred years in the making: she came back in this life for you! Young Gu Linchuan secluded himself in Jiangnan to prepare for his exams, only to encounter Rong Qianlu, a five-hundred-year-old female ghost dressed in a blood-red wedding gown. Her family was slaughtered when she was alive, turning her into a vengeful spirit, but Gu Linchuan’s gentleness brought out her vulnerable side. The 10Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Road Ahead Is Hard 此间路难走
Synopsis: 1090627398 (Fate's branching paths + intertwined A/B timelines, sci-fi mystery with technology turned up to the max. Mind-bending twists throughout, with clever characters. Volume Three includes an outline and plot analysis, so you can see if it interests you.) Lin Weidong, the youngest aerospace authority at Southern Aviation United University, snaps his pen in anger during the first lecture of the school year when a freshman asks, “Can you grow roses in lunar soil?” Blood stains the
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518
Lida's Wish 丽达的心愿
[A serf girl accused of witchcraft after breaking up a couple from the start: how can she survive the medieval witch-hunting frenzy?] [Alternate history | Western Middle Ages | A turbulent era and its many characters | Vocational ideals | Love and friendship | Realism] [If this time we choose love, kindness, and courage, could things turn out differently?] Theme: A story about love, growth, understanding, and healing Events: The witch hunts, the Renaissance, the Reformation Elements: A serf r
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- 519 Studying Gives Me Critical Hits: I Improve Just a Little Every Day 学习能暴击,我每天进步亿点点 Returned to his high school days in the springtime of his youth, Jiang Yichen discovers that everything he learns comes with a critical-hit bonus. Before long, he becomes the all-around genius everyone envies. “Mr. Jiang, how did you master so many skills across so many fields?” “There's nothing to it. I just enjoy learning.” “But you don't seem to spend much time studying.” “That's true, so I only improve by a tiny bit every day...” 9.4kReads8.5Score644Shelves
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Sect Founder from the Start: Building the Supreme Dao Tradition 开局宗门老祖,打造无上道统
[System, Sect Ancestor, cultivation, no female lead, no suppression of cultivation, rapid advancement, feel-good] From the start, he is the sect ancestor, forging an unsurpassed Dao lineage. The Profound Realm, Qing Province, the State of Chu. Lin Sui, ancestor of the Dao Xuan Sect, one of the State of Chu’s five great sects, awakens the Unsurpassed Dao Lineage System from the start. Based on Lin Sui’s current cultivation level, it returns cultivation improvements and insights to the sect member
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The Deserter Heads North 逃兵向北
[Older Man] [Push and Pull] [Evenly Matched] [Emotional Games] Lian Yao is twenty-three and has never been in a relationship. A physics student, she lives by two principles: physics formulas don't lie, and men who've been in relationships are off-limits. Then she meets Yu Linshen. On their first trip together, in a hotel room, she kisses Yu Linshen, then pushes him away. “I don't want to like you anymore, Yu Linshen.” During their first intimate encounter, she discovers the secret on Yu Linshe
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- 522 [Male-Oriented Short Story] I Transmigrated and Raised a Maid for Twelve Years, and Now She’s My Whole World 【男频短篇】穿越养女仆十二年,她成我命根子后 [Short Male-Oriented Novel] After Transmigrating and Raising a Maid for Twelve Years, She Became the Most Important Person in My Life 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 523 Push: The First Time I Got Pushed, I Hit Back! 推——第一次被推就打回去! Push Back! The First Time Someone Pushes You, Hit Them Right Back! 16Reads—Score—Shelves
- 524 Stealing Memories: Trapped in a Cage 窃忆火种:我深陷囚笼 Stealing Memories: Trapped in a Cage 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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Where the Wind Leaves Its Trace, Beyond the White Line 风过留痕,白线之外
[Not a power fantasy, no System, realistic, action psychology, everyday mysteries] Bailing first met Chen Feng at a dinner her younger sister had arranged at the last minute. He was neat-looking and impeccably mannered, even keeping a carefully measured distance whenever he came close. But she soon realized this "temporary boyfriend" was no ordinary man. When she was hurt, he would pull his hand back. When she was wary, he would take half a step away. He always left every choice up to her, yet w
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- 526 The Yongle Emperor: Zhu Biao 永乐大帝:朱标 (Decisive and ruthless! No System! Court intrigue and power struggles! Conquering the northern frontier!) A top wilderness survival expert transmigrates into the parallel world of the Hongwu Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang, becoming his eldest son, Zhu Biao! From then on, the Yongle Emperor is no longer Zhu Di. At home, he executes Lady Lü to stabilize the inner court. Abroad, he trains iron cavalry and formations of musketeers, repeatedly sweeping through the Tatars, Jurchen, Oirats, and the Little Cher 36kReads9.0Score3.4kShelves
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Please Stop Cursing Me, There'll Soon Be No One Left in the Industry! 求求你别骂了,圈内都快没人了!
[After the first hundred chapters, the story's ideas are unlike anything else online!] [No Female Lead, No Flirting, I Swear + Sharp Critiques and Debates + A Master of One-Liners + The Modern-Day Lu Xun, a Mentor of Ideas + Idealism, a Peerless Patriot + An Adult Fairy Tale + Guaranteed Writing Quality] Bad movies shoved in your face, pretty young actors' expressionless performances polluting your eyes: in his fury, Jiang Li unexpectedly awakens the “Public Enemy of the Internet System” and be
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- 528 Sacrifice the Protagonist to Heaven! Boundless Magic? 主角祭天!法力无边? Sacrifice the Protagonist to Heaven! Boundless Magic Power? 5Reads—Score—Shelves
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Lotus Guest 莲客
[Two scientist transmigrate + Rational cultivation + No System + Long-running journey across worlds] “Stop the seventh group’s experiment. Do not cross the boundary.” On the day an underground sun rose, scientist Li Guanhuan received a warning that should not have existed. Following its trail, he and his partner Lu Hengshan entered the mist-shrouded mountains of the northeast. When they opened their eyes again, they were lying inside a giant lotus in another world. Here, they were called “Lotus
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- 530 [Male-Oriented Short Story] I'm a Lazy Shut-In, Yet the Magical Girl Senpai Rings My Doorbell Every Day 【男频短篇】咸鱼家里蹲,却被魔法少女学姐天天按门铃 [Male-Oriented Short Story] A Lazy Homebody, Yet the Magical Girl Upperclassman Rings His Doorbell Every Day 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 531 Humanity's Sin Prosecutor: My Complaints Go Straight to the Myriad Worlds 人族断罪官:我的投诉直通万界 Humanity's Sin Judge: My Complaints Go Straight to the Myriad Worlds 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 532 Doing Whatever I Want, Starting with Magic Ayou 从神奇阿呦开始为所欲为 [Childhood memories + childhood cartoons + invincible hero + lighthearted] Ye Tian obtains an Infinite Transmigration System and, from the start, transmigrates into the world of Magic Ayou. He also unlocks a check-in feature, letting him visit other planets across the universe to check in and earn rewards. [Check-in successful. Congratulations, Host, you have obtained “12 Infinite-Battery Bamboo Dragonflies”!] [Check-in successful. Congratulations, Host, you have obtained “Upgraded Super Trainin 19.9kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves
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The Path of the Spirit 灵途
Are the legendary immortals, gods, demons, and monsters really fictional? Did a glorious civilization once exist on Mars? Can the limits of life really be broken? On humanity’s first journey from Earth to Mars, the lander is destroyed. The pioneers exploring technological civilization narrowly escape death, only to be carried by a colossal Martian statue into the depths of the stars... But this isn’t transmigration. It’s a journey through the cosmos! This is the same universe, but civilization h
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- 534 Reborn as the Blood Fiend Sect's Lowest-Ranking Servant 【男频短篇】重生为血煞宗最低贱的杂役 [Male-Oriented Short Story] Reborn as the Lowest-Ranking Servant of the Blood Fiend Sect 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 535 Record of the Illusory Sea of Love: The Great Void Livestream 情天幻海录太虚直播间 The Illusory Realm of the Great Void, by the shores of the Sea of Love. Fairy Jing Huan had been staring blankly into a water mirror for three days. What it reflected was not her peerless beauty, but the countless scenes of the mortal world: office workers scrolling through their phones on the subway, middle-aged men and women haggling at matchmaking corners, livestreamers crying, “Brother, love me!”, and exhausted wage slaves staying up late making PowerPoints until they went bald... “Such mudd 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Shanhai Relic Scroll and the Moonlit Eyes 山海遗卷惊月瞳
Long ago, Yu the Great tamed the floods and traveled the world, creating the eighteen volumes of the Classic of Mountains and Seas, which recorded every treasure under heaven, along with spirits and strange beasts. People longed to see them, but few could find a way. Recently, rumors suddenly spread that Yu the Great had hidden another volume outside the collection. Whoever found it could enter the secret realm of the Classic of Mountains and Seas. Before long, merchants, bandits, and poachers a
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Diary of Survival in the City 城市生存日记
[No Golden Finger + A Terrible Start from the Start + Self-Redemption + A Realistic Guide to Urban Homelessness] Watch a little waif scavenge and save money, making life a little better, one step at a time. He Qinghuan barely escaped her home deep in the mountains with her life, and now wanders the city. She must avoid being discovered as homeless and sent back, while making full use of the city's resources to feed herself and survive until she's old enough to work and support herself. Looking u
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- 538 The Woman in the Mirror Wrote, “Don't Come In” 【男频短篇】镜中的她写了句“不要进来” [Male-Oriented Short Story] She Wrote “Do Not Enter” in the Mirror 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 539 Gluttony’s Execution Ground: Crime and Punishment at the Bottom of the Food Chain 饕餮刑场——食物链底层的罪与罚 The Gluttonous Execution Ground: Crime and Punishment at the Bottom of the Food Chain 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 540 Saint Seiya: Reborn as the Lord of the Underworld 圣斗士:重生冥王 [Saint Seiya]+ [System]+ [Hades, Lord of the Underworld]+ [Greek Mythology]… When he woke up, the young man discovered that he had transmigrated to the age of Greek mythology and become the newly born Hades. But Hades had only just been born, still a long way from becoming the Lord of the Underworld he would one day be… 74Reads8.1Score—Shelves
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The Horror Game Is Trying to Make Me Stop Being Human 惊悚游戏逼我不做人啦
PS: The heroine isn’t the strongest at the start. She’ll also be at the mercy of some powerful big shots, but she can still crush most people, ghosts, and monsters, and she’ll keep growing stronger. Please don’t read if that bothers you. After an accident, Rong Nian finds herself back in this horror game world! While everyone else is consumed by terror and struggling to survive, Rong Nian relies on her past experience to effortlessly crush the little ghosts and pulls off one outrageous move afte
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Building Terraced Fields on the Loess Plateau 黄土高原开梯田
[No System] [Period Novel] [Upright Values] He carved out a place for himself with his own hands. He made the yellow earth bloom with his sweat. This is a farming novel about changing the whole world through hard work!
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- 543 The Angler: Fishing My Way to Freedom 钓鱼佬:我靠钓鱼实现人生自由 Money can’t solve everything, but without it, you can’t do anything. Lin Yi transmigrates and is reborn after his wife berates him to death for going fishing. He also awakens a Fishing System: all he has to do is complete his daily tasks to receive all kinds of rewards. When poor, focus on improving yourself; when prosperous, help the world. With the System, Lin Yi not only builds a better life for himself, but also takes an active interest in the country and its people, accomplishing all sorts 959Reads8.6Score—Shelves
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Survival Journal: Back to the World of Ordinary Life 求生日记:重返烟火人间
Not a wish-fulfillment story, no cheat powers, no rebirth: a realistic struggle to survive against the odds. An innocent only daughter meets the ultimate scumbag. He tricks her into love, saddles her with debt, then runs off, delivering a triple blow. She tries to take her daughter into the lake with her, but survives. Having died once, she finally comes to her senses. There’s no one to catch her when she falls and no one to save her. Every meal and every bit of warmth must be earned with her ow
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- 545 [Male-Oriented Short Story] I Became the King of Collectible Figures in Another World, but I Just Want to Retire in Peace 【男频短篇】我在异世界当手办王,只想安心退休养老 [Male-Oriented Short Story] I'm the Figure King in Another World, and I Just Want to Retire in Peace 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 546 The Savage Era: The Legend of Tang Yan 蛮荒纪元:棠焱传奇 The Wilds Era: The Legend of Tang Yan 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 547 Football: Kicked Off the National Team, Rewarded with a Long-Range Shot Always Scores Card 足球:国足开除,奖励远射必进卡 [This novel has been adapted into the short drama "I Lifted the World Cup with Long-Range Shots". Check it out!] The Chinese prodigy had a terrible start from the very beginning, getting kicked out of both Manchester United's youth academy and China's U17 national team! But Ye Chen didn't give up. He stayed on the path to becoming a footballer, moving to Germany on Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's recommendation and launching his professional career at Dortmund. From then on, football had a new phenomenon 36.6kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves
- 548 The Red Flag over the Black Soil 黑土地上的赤旗 [Ensemble Cast] [Conquest] [Anti-Qing] After the Opium War, the Qing government intensified its exploitation of the common people. To resist its oppression, Hong Xiuquan preached in Guangxi in the southwest, while Li Changgeng cleared land in Liaoning in the northeast. Everyone, come and see how I will, in the northeast, keep the Russian Empire at bay in the north, subdue Korea in the east, cross the sea to conquer Japan, and march through the pass to destroy the Qing! 1kReads—Score100Shelves
- 549 After I Transmigrated, My Succubus-Hybrid Sister Spoiled Me as Her One and Only Little Brother 【男频短篇】穿越后被魅魔混血姐姐宠成专属弟弟 [Male-Oriented Short Story] After Transmigrating, I Became the Beloved Little Brother of My Succubus-Hybrid Sister 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Divide Between Pure and Impure 清浊分歧
[Wild imagination + exotic settings + teamwork + suspense (the settings are grounded in detail) + power growth and insights (many gained through cultivation)] No romance, but love appears when the moment calls for it; not invincible, because where in the world is anything truly free? Not mindless, with everyone around her being stupid, because what's the point of living then? A girl who accidentally obtained a time bracelet is suddenly beset by strange dreams! They drag her back and forth betw
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