Any Books Rated 9.5+ That'll Make You Laugh Until You Cry? 9.5以上让人笑断肠子的书有吗

1. 1051 爹 Dad, I Won't Be Emperor 爹我不当皇帝 Being Fat Isn't a Problem胖不是问题Historical636k WordsCompleted Tang dynasty setting, transmigration, no System. A funny slice-of-life story, with no filler. After transmigrating, the protagonist becomes Li Chengqian, Crown Prince of the Tang dynasty. He calls himself the people's voice! His greatest pleasure is taking down aristocratic clans and their officials. At court, people nickname him the undercover agent sent by the common people! When the story ended, I felt an emptiness inside. Feel free to give it a try if you have time. The plot is pretty good, 769Reads7.7Score—Shelves

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   To be honest, I've been reading novels for about five years, and I'm very picky. A high rating doesn't mean the book is good, but I've been reading this one for a damn week, some funny and some serious, but it's really good, especially the first two.

2. 1052 大 The Three-Year-Old Little Aunt of Her Grown Nephews Is Determined to Be a Villain 大侄子们的三岁小姑立志做反派 Cute Guy萌汉子Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [Sweet, Adorable, and Dotingly Romantic! If it's not doting, I'll eat a keyboard on livestream!] Little Rou Rou was reborn as an adorable three-and-a-half-year-old girl, and overnight she gained sixteen grown nephews. Her eldest nephew, a criminal police officer: “My little grandaunt is so adorable again.” A hapless ghost who'd been on the run for three years before finally getting caught sobbed: “Who says she's cute? She doesn't even spare ghosts, you little menace!” Her third nephew, a God 11.9kReads9.4Score1.9kShelves
3. 1053 吃 Big Gossip! The Paralyzed Man Stood Up After Reading My Thoughts 吃大瓜！瘫子读我心声后站起来了 Slightly Shallow Dimples梨涡有点浅Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Gossip + mind reading + beloved by the whole family + household intrigue + palace intrigue + pocket dimension] Jian Ruonan transmigrated into a novel as its wicked female supporting character, the real heiress secretly switched at birth by a concubine in the marquis's household. The fake heiress was good at everything. Jian Ruonan could do nothing but eat and drink, making her the useless foil. Luckily, she bound herself to a gossip System. Every day, she could just lie flat and enjoy the gossi 25.5kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves

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   He burst out laughing, "Where's my dad? Where's my big daddy?" Hahahahahahahahaha, wear books + read everyone's minds, and there is a five system that can only steal oil and do nothing else, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

4. 1054 老 An Old Man Teases a Brat: Can You Get Stronger with Enough Thunder? 老叟戏顽童，够雷霆就能变强？ My Heart Has Decided我心乙决Urban62k WordsOngoing [Urban Campus | Invincible Show-Off | Jiahao, King of Bragging | System Wish-Fulfillment | Cringe to the Skies | Over-the-Top | Hilarious] Wu Hao was playing video games just the day before. The next day was his birthday. Most people get red envelopes or cake for their birthday. Wu Hao got a System dropped on him. And what kind was it? The King of Bragging System!!! He used to be a cool, low-key heartthrob, but now it wanted him to show off. He only meant to show off a little and claim the Syste —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This is awesome but I haven't rated it yet. It's awkward, refreshing and funny.

5. 1055 第 The Ninth Special Zone 第九特区 Wei Jie伪戒Urban6.1M WordsCompleted After the catastrophe, the land was scarred beyond recognition. Food was scarce, resources were in short supply, and the situation was chaotic... A young man who had fought his way out of an undeveloped zone, with endless yellow sand at his back, came alone to District Nine to make a living. Yet he never expected to meet a few good friends by chance, rise to prominence in the chaotic era over a single thought, and embark on a legendary journey... 230.8kReads9.6Score26.8kShelves
6. 1056 一 One Wanted Criminal a Day. Classmate, Don't You Ever Take a Day Off? 一天一个通缉犯，同学你不休假吗 A Chick Crashes into an Eagle for Compensation小鸡碰瓷老鹰Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Catching criminals + criminal bait + everyday life + no romance] After the college entrance exams, Gao Ye stunned the nation with a perfect score. Reporters flocked to interview him, only to discover that he had vanished. When Gao Ye reappeared at the police academy's freshman opening ceremony, countless reporters rushed over. Reporter: Gao Ye, could you tell us what you did over the break? Gao Ye: Just a few little things. I caught a pickpocket, robbed a bank, spent a few days in prison, and b 33.4kReads9.0Score3.2kShelves
7. 1057 穿 Reborn as the Little Cousin of the Real Heiress 穿成真千金的小族妹 The Hippo Who Loves Watermelon爱吃西瓜的小河马Modern Romance456k WordsCompleted [The animated series is now available!] You can submit adaptation requests at the bottom right of the novel-reading screen! [Though set in a period piece, this is actually a fictional world, so don’t overthink it. One important reminder: there is a romantic pairing!] [A friendly reminder: Don’t read this novel while putting your child to bed or in public. Your kid might wake up laughing or shaking with laughter. According to readers, some have spat water, tea, and cola, while others have sprayed 47.7kReads9.2Score5.4kShelves

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   It's really funny

8. 1058 末 Face-Blind in the Apocalypse: The Ferocious Plants I Raise Are Immortal Blooms! 末世脸盲：我养的凶植是仙葩！ One-Star Manhua一星漫Sci-Fi & Apocalypse176k WordsCompleted The whole story is goofy, absurd, and hilarious! Lu Xiangchen has a chronic condition: severe face blindness. Everyone looks the same to him, so he recognizes people by their clothes. When the apocalyptic blood rain fell, plants all over the world turned black and mutated, becoming twisted, bloodthirsty horrors that everyone feared. Everyone else trembled in terror, but heaven gave Lu Xiangchen an outrageous cheat! His face blindness mutated, unlocking a bizarre, god-tier vision: the more te 7kReads—Score930Shelves

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   Each chapter is very silly, you will see a vicious plant jumping to Subject 3, a flying fat pig pulling a hot air balloon, fighting a bald rooster, a post-apocalyptic Big Eater competition, and so on!

9. 1059 团 The Beloved Little Childhood Friend, The Bandit Bosses Can't Hide Anymore 团宠小青梅，山匪大佬们藏不住了 Fragrant Wood Terrace木香台Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Reclusive experts + an ensemble cast's comeback] Everyone on Black Bandit Mountain has a special skill, but they've retired from the martial world to raise children. Who knew life after retirement would be anything but peaceful! Zhizhi goes fishing, and the fish leap right into her net? Zhizhi goes down the mountain and catches a notorious bandit? Zhizhi goes to the academy and makes a name for herself in a fight! Zhizhi goes to the capital, and, well... The realm falls into chaos, and the dyna 38.5kReads9.5Score6.6kShelves

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   🌱🌱This book is very interesting, funny and heart-warming. Zhizhi is six years old, cute and smart, and is the group favorite of Black Bandit Mountain. As soon as Zhizhi goes out of the mountain, if nothing happens, something will happen! I have encountered fugitives from the government, gangsters, and flower-picking thieves before... This time I bumped into a human trafficker and picked up a handsome young boy. From then on, I became a childhood sweetheart and a little bamboo horse...

10. 1060 灵 Spirit Spring Dimension: The Princess Consort Just Wants to Raise Her Child and Farm 灵泉空间：王妃只想带崽种田 Spicy Strips That Aren't Spicy辣条不辣Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted (Farming + Cozy Romance + Adorable Kids + Pocket Dimension) Luo Yan transmigrates into the body of a discarded wife and happily heads home to take up farming. There, she finds an elderly grandmother, young siblings, and a paralyzed older brother... As well as four adorable quadruplets, whose mother is unknown, crying to be fed. No matter. With a pocket dimension at her disposal, she has nothing to worry about. She honors her grandmother, raises the little ones, protects her siblings, cares for h 2.8kReads9.3Score493Shelves

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    Humorous, fluently written, and hilarious, it's like a very good TV series! It has a strong sense of déjà vu, a lot of laughs, and makes you feel happy when you watch it, great! Worth a look! This is a refreshing article that is very enjoyable to read. It is full of love. The emotions, anger, sorrows and joys are written vividly and exquisitely. The author's writing style is humorous and makes readers feel deeply involved. The author's rigorous attitude is worthy of praise!

11. 1061 谍 Espionage: 2,000 Deaths from the Start 谍战：开局死亡两千次 Jin Daye金大涯Urban944k WordsOngoing Xie Shu, male, formerly an Olympic shooting champion in the twenty-first century. One day, he kills himself and wakes up in 1940. Reason: Unknown. Identity: Unknown. Status: Being buried alive. Xie Shu: ...What a disastrous start! The good news: He gains the ability to rewind time whenever he dies. The bad news: He wakes up at a live burial site and has to die two thousand times before he escapes. While helping a passing guerrilla unit complete its mission, he somehow ends up as the illegitimat 41.2kReads9.3Score5.8kShelves
12. 1062 把 Bringing Bad Habits to the Cultivation World 把不正之风吹向修仙界 Hua Maofeng花毛峰Eastern Fantasy2.9M WordsCompleted [Peerless sword cultivator, succubus immortal physique, cultivation-world friends constantly sabotaging one another, lighthearted comedy] Chu He, a disciple of a Nine Provinces immortal sect. He possesses a sword spirit root, an unparalleled immortal eye, and a world-reaching immortal body. Countless mighty figures have already picked him as a future paragon of the righteous path. But after meeting a shameless master, he sets off down a strange and increasingly bizarre road from which there is n 47kReads8.7Score4.8kShelves

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    You all know the reputation of the first and fourth books in Tomato. The second and third books are also funny. The protagonist is also Chun Chun Liu, a prankster. Good news for people who have fun.

13. 1063 拼 I Worked My Way to the Top Scholar in the Imperial Exams, and Now You Say I Have a Powerful Identity 拼命科举成状元，你才说我有身份 This Fish Wants to Eat Cats Now这鱼想吃猫了Historical1.6M WordsCompleted (A cathartic power fantasy: the protagonist never takes anything lying down, and never lets a grudge wait until tomorrow!) No romance + nation-building + imperial examinations + farming + alternate history + court intrigue A no-holds-barred power fantasy, with a decisive, ruthless protagonist!! If there's no justice in this world, then I'll carve it out with blood! If the great clans leave everyone with nowhere to turn, then I'll cut a path through them. The county magistrate's son toys with peo 51.7kReads8.9Score6.6kShelves
14. 1064 惊 Shocking! The Secret Identity Big Shot Takes the White Lotus Down From Every Angle 惊！马甲大佬她对白莲花横踢竖卷 Yu of the Three-Tiered Tower三重楼喻Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Publishing deal signed] [Satisfying revenge, lighthearted comedy, secret identities, putting scumbags in their place, a quirky and formidable mercenary boss VS a principled young heir from Beijing’s elite circles, devoted heroine] At their first meeting, Shu Lan shoots Lu Jinhan and leaves him badly wounded. She chases him all the way back to China, then becomes an ordinary university student. He runs, she chases; he has nowhere to hide. She’s the world’s number-one mercenary king! She’s a foun 65.1kReads9.5Score9kShelves

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    Everyone knows that China... Is a restricted area for all mercenaries and agents in the world. No matter how top-notch experts are, they can't defeat that country's powerful law enforcement. Two years ago, District 15 chief instructor Hei Lang, one of the top five assassins in the world, was detained in China for half a month for drunk driving...

15. 1065 直 Livestream: Gen Z Teacher, Living Like a Menace 直播：零零后老师，现实就当老六 Energetic Little Bug元气小虫Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Post-2000s teacher who knows how to have fun] + [Livestream] + [A good teacher can heal you for life] + [Teacher is good at everything] + [Teacher knows how to have fun] + [No female lead] Fang Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and became the homeroom teacher of a seventh-grade class. From the start, he was late to class and made to stand in the hallway by the department head. Netizens: “When I was a student, I got punished by being made to stand. Why am I still being made to stand now tha 13.6kReads8.5Score1.9kShelves
16. 1066 直 Livestream: Why Go to Peking University? Come to A University with Dad! 直播：上什么北大，跟爹上A大！ Honest Tom老实的汤姆Urban1.1M WordsOngoing The apocalypse arrived, and Ai Chen was reborn. In his previous life, he drove his son away by being too strict. This time, he'll spoil him rotten. During the apocalypse, father and son stay home and play video games. Son: Dad, I want to get into Peking University! Ai Chen: Why go to Peking University? Come to A University with me! With that, he pulled his son into a two-player game. Son: Dad, I'm tired of gaming. I want to do homework for a while... Ai Chen: You finished your homework already. 619Reads9.2Score197Shelves

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    Laughing from beginning to end [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying], other people's houses: install surveillance cameras in the bedrooms, and it is forbidden to play games, otherwise the Seven Wolves will warn you! It's the male protagonist's turn, and the style of painting changes suddenly. Son: Dad, I want to get admitted to Peking University! Male Protagonist: You were only eight years old when you were admitted to Peking University. You went to University A with your father! Playing games with my son in double queue.

17. 1067 长 Eldest Son: My Brother and Sister Simulated My Life, and I Broke Down in Tears 长子：兄妹模拟我人生，泪崩 Flight Captain飞行团长Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Anti-drug trafficking] [Narcotics officer] [High IQ] [Mastermind] [Undercover] The Wei family has five children. The second is a wealthy businessman, the third has an impressive background, the fourth is a research professor, and the fifth is a pop star. Only the eldest has amounted to nothing. He’s notorious and despised by his siblings. Because he sold off his younger siblings and drove his family away! He’s done every kind of evil, and his siblings loathe and spurn him! Then, on the day the 98.2kReads9.5Score15.7kShelves
18. 1068 柔 A Delicate Little White Flower? Wrong! You’ve Messed With the Living King of Hell 柔弱小白花？错！你惹到活阎王了 Yu of the Three-Tiered Tower三重楼喻Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted One-on-one, devoted couple | Lighthearted comedy | Secret identities | Face-slapping and putting scumbags in their place Sharp-tongued, ruthless, freakishly brilliant, physically formidable genius mercenary girl VS a swaggering, confident, dazzlingly handsome but tragic playboy heir who shows up out of nowhere Everyone said the fake heiress adopted by the Chu family was mentally ill. She looked gloomy and cadaverously thin, and people thought she brought bad luck. Sure enough, once the real heir 31kReads9.4Score3.4kShelves
19. 1069 极 Irresistibly Tempting! Master Shao’s White Moonlight Is Wild and Unhinged 极限撩惹！邵爷的白月光又疯又野 Yu of the Three-Tiered Tower三重楼喻Two Male Leads671k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads, 1v1, Mutual Devotion, Both Strong] [Cold, world-weary, sharp-tongued beauty and mercenary powerhouse vs. the domineering, spoiled young heir of Beijing's elite] Shen Qingyan, the illegitimate son of Beijing's wealthy Shen family, looked delicate and soft, but was astonishingly skilled in a fight. After years abroad, his return sent Beijing's elite circles into a frenzy: “The Shao family's young heir's unattainable first love is back?!” Shen Qingyan opened a browser and silently 31.8kReads9.6Score4kShelves
20. 1070 哄 What a Display of Filial Piety! The Crazy Little Girl Is Addicted to Face-Slapping 哄堂大孝！疯批小姑娘她打脸上瘾 Yu of the Three-Tiered Tower三重楼喻Modern Romance743k WordsCompleted [Completed] [Feel-good story + devoted couple + lighthearted comedy + contrasting personalities + secret identities + showbiz + no rebirth] A brazen, outrageous, sociable, sharp-tongued little mercenary girl VS an obedient, well-mannered, aloof princely heir, as untouchable as a flower on a high peak (Content warning: The male lead is breathtakingly beautiful and utterly useless at first, but there’s a twist later.) On the first day after returning to China, Jiang Wanxing runs into a man as beau 18kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves
21. 1071 夜 Night Fishing, When a Weasel Begs for a Title and Says She Looks Like a Beast-Eared Girl 夜钓遇黄皮子讨封，说她像兽耳娘 Tang Xiaotangguo唐小糖果Mystery846k WordsCompleted Fishing enthusiast Wang Kun transmigrates to a parallel world and decides to become a fishing streamer. Who could have guessed that supernatural forces would be returning in this world? On a night-fishing trip, he runs into a spirit: a weasel seeking a divine title. Weasel: “Hey, you there. Do I look more like a person or a god?” For the sake of his own happiness, Wang Kun replies, “You look like a golden-haired, beast-eared beauty who’ll do whatever I say, has boundless magical powers, and is s 7.8kReads8.8Score748Shelves

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    💦Holy shit, shit, the male protagonist laughed me to death, he is really both a fool and an invincible 😂😂😂 ❣️The male protagonist is a fishing enthusiast, traveled to a parallel world and bound to the live broadcast system, and he was still fishing as usual, but he did not expect that the spiritual energy in this world was resurrected and terrifying. At the beginning, he encountered a yellow man who was asking for a seal. He only saw it saying, "Fellow, do you think I look like a human or a god!" 💗But he, who is not a human being by nature, just said, "I think you look like a blond animal-eared girl who is rich as a country, has great magic power, and obeys my words!" ☀️In an instant, the weasel who wanted to be sealed was so angry that he exploded, and the audience in the live broadcast room called 666🤣🤣

22. 1072 看 After Seeing the On-Screen Comments, I Lured My Archrival into Pouting 看见弹幕后，死对头被我钓成翘嘴 The Rice Is Cooked米已成炊Modern Romance575k WordsCompleted [Live comments + sweet romance + childhood friends + face-slapping] [High-maintenance heiress and dance student VS sharp-tongued, refined childhood friend and CEO] On her twentieth birthday, Wen Xu happily went to a hotel to celebrate with the man she had pursued for three years. Just as she was about to give herself to her boyfriend, a line of live comments appeared before her eyes. [The supporting female character doesn’t actually think the male lead is coming to celebrate with her, does she? 9.6kReads9.0Score1.2kShelves

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    [Why are you chasing the male protagonist? Why don't the female protagonist look back at her enemy? He's about to be burned to death! Wen Xu's heart trembled, and he called his rival at the critical moment. "I'm very busy, Wen Xu, and I don't have time to argue with you..." "Gu Lichuan, I miss you!" Gu Lichuan: "???" Barrage: "???" Afterwards, Wen Xu waved his sleeves without taking away any clouds. Someone who was cornered pushed her against the wall, held her face in his hands, and said with scarlet eyes: "Wen Xu, do you treat me like a dog? Wave when you want me, and ignore me when you don't want me? Huh?" Wen Xu raised his eyes and looked at the man who was about to cry: "You can get out if you don't want to, no one..." "Woof woof woof woof."

23. 1073 玄 I Am Unaware That I Am the Peerless Martial God 玄幻：原来我是绝世武神 Feng Lingbei风凌北Eastern Fantasy3.0M WordsCompleted Yi Feng transmigrates to a world of cultivation. Unfortunately, he has no hope of becoming an immortal, so he can only remain a mortal and hopes to live a peaceful life. But he has no idea... The dog he took in became a mighty demon king after eating his food. The kitchen knife he casually forged became an unparalleled divine weapon, sparking a fierce scramble among countless powerful figures. The young disciple he took in became an Immortal King after practicing his cultivation technique, usher 28.4kReads9.0Score3.6kShelves

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    Watching this, I laughed like maggots on my dormitory bed in the middle of the night

24. 1074 重 Reborn in 1980: From Courtyard Menace to Peerless National Scholar 重生80，从大院祸害到国士无双 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Urban974k WordsOngoing The winds of change are sweeping through 1980! Ye Xiaotian, chief engineer at a high-tech company, is unexpectedly reborn. His memories of future technology become a blade with which to turn the tide of the era. With a deluge of patents in his left hand, he drives his rivals straight into bankruptcy. With black-tech blueprints in his right, he forces foreign companies to grovel. Just as foreign firms are preparing to sweep across China with their wired remote controls, he sneers: “Infrared wirel 4.3kReads6.3Score306Shelves

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    🔥These two books are too evil🔥 The first book is Rebirth 80, from the scourge in the compound, to killing all the way to the unparalleled national warriors. The second book is scourge to the sky, scourge to the earth, scourge to you, me and him.

25. 1075 大 Great Tang: An Eight-Year-Old Brat Who Drives Li Shimin Crazy 大唐：八岁熊孩子，气疯李世民 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Historical1.2M WordsCompleted Li Ke, the third prince of the Great Tang, gets a sign-in System and does countless reckless things, driving Li Shimin mad. Li Shimin: “You little brat! What the hell have you done now?!” Li Ke: “QAQ Father, why are you yelling? I only tried on an outfit.” Li Shimin: “Oh, you were trying on clothes. Then that’s fine. What clothes?” Li Ke: “The imperial robe.” Li Shimin: “?? I, your father, I, the emperor, I… I’ll kill you!” Their loving father-son life is all here. [Great Tang] [System] [Bratty 11.5kReads8.9Score753Shelves

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    Super funny article, he traveled to the Tang Dynasty and became an eight-year-old naughty child. He signed in with the system at various places. He was born with supernatural powers and was proficient in martial arts. He stayed in a bed and got all kinds of women's clothes👚The article has great potential [laughing and crying] [top post]

26. 1076 杀 Bloodlust Runs High: I Once Slaughtered My Way Across the Entire Mortal World 杀戮沸腾，我曾杀穿整个人间 Jiu Shichao九士朝Urban462k WordsOngoing [Sci-fi] [Superpowers] [Campus Life] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Master Schemer] What the heck? I got bound to a dog from the start? I was just trying to sleep, and a little girl dropped out of the sky and nearly crushed Qin Zhou to death. Am I some kind of chosen one? Why does every bizarre thing happen to me? Qin Zhou: “Other people awaken special abilities when they unlock their potential. Why don’t I have one?” System: “Take it easy, bro. Aren’t I your ability?” Qin Zhou: “Other people have bu 13Reads6.4Score—Shelves

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    I recommend a book. If it's funny, you can read it.

27. 1077 末 The Scoundrels of the Apocalypse 末日刁民 Ten-Tiered Stupa十阶浮屠Sci-Fi & Apocalypse4.1M WordsCompleted Zombies have appeared, and there is a conspiracy lurking behind them. Everything seems to be under control. Can Chen Guangda uncover the truth? Will it mark the end of an era, or the beginning of one? 571Reads9.0Score—Shelves

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    Not much to say about the first two books, I'll give them a 9.7 Rating if they're not bad. I didn't expect Diao Min's rating. I read it a long time ago, mainly for doomsday stories. I shouldn't have remembered this rating for so long. The Legend of the Great Sage! Damn it, I chased my little skeleton when I was in school and felt sorry for me.

28. 1078 大 The Great Sage's Saga 大圣传 Xie Fuze谢浮泽Eastern Fantasy270k WordsCompleted Deep in the mountains, a young man clad in animal skins gazed intently ahead, determined to claim the throne of the greatest under heaven. On a city street, a filthy young man with a wooden sword at his waist stared toward Mount Longhu, the ancestral seat of Daoism, determined to topple the greatest mountain under heaven. In a dilapidated temple, a young novice watched an old monk nearing the end of his life and made a promise: he would become a Buddha and patriarch... 834Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 1079 盘 Pangu: Guys, Pangu’s Back for Revenge! 盘古：统子们，我盘古来复仇了！ The One Who Wants to Laugh想笑的Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Chaos + Primordial World + Daily System Hunting + No Romance + System Terminator] As a System, your daily routine is to train your Host and hunt for Pangu! If a System doesn't have Pangu's blood, how can it show its face? How embarrassing! Draw blood! Extract marrow! Drain his soul! A horde of Systems charges at Pangu, armed with swords, spears, clubs, and giant syringes! As the boss of Chaos and big brother to the Three Thousand Demon Gods, Pangu's daily routine is to hunt Systems with his 18.6kReads9.2Score2.2kShelves
30. 1080 穿 I Transmigrated, and Now I Have to Keep a Low Profile and Cling to a Powerful Patron! 穿越了不仅得苟，还得抱大腿！ Let's Talk It Out有话好说Eastern Fantasy5.0M WordsOngoing [A Somewhat Dark Protagonist + A Very Talkative System + Multiple Heroines: Enter at Your Own Risk] After transmigrating, Mu Chenyi discovered that he was nothing more than an ordinary servant in the Prince Mu's household. Other transmigrators became young masters of powerful clans. Even the less fortunate ones still had some status. He had nothing at all, except for a chatty System. The System even gave him a dual-cultivation technique! What could he do? Keep his head down, but make it count. F 33kReads8.7Score2.6kShelves
31. 1081 头 Got a Hard Head? Even the Gods Get Smashed by My Brick 头铁？神明来了也得吃我一板砖 I Write with My Own Pen我以我笔Urban441k WordsCompleted [Comedy + One Female Lead + Almost Invincible + Spiritual Qi Revival + Slaying Gods] My name is Su Bai, and I'm a transmigrator with a System. From the start, people thought I was mentally ill, but I drove the doctor insane instead. Then I bound myself to a God-Tier Lottery System and obtained supreme divine skills. And so... [Ten-Cold River God] “The Milky Way is a river too, you know~” [Make a Friend Out of Nothing] Silently say, “I have a friend,” and you can summon a clone. [Evenly Matched] 9.4kReads8.9Score783Shelves
32. 1082 融 Merged with a Computer: My Skills Are Pretty Unorthodox 融合电脑：我的技能不正经 South of the Tang南半唐Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Programmer Song Wennuan was fixing a bug during a thunderstorm when lightning struck him, transmigrating him to Blue Star, where everyone can awaken supernatural abilities. His destiny was damaged, leaving him unable to awaken an ability, but he discovered that he had merged with a computer. [Copy] lets him make unlimited copies of elemental stones, treasures, and rare natural resources; [Cut] lets him steal things from a distance with deft hands, leaving no trace; [Virus Scan] purges toxins and 18.9kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves
33. 1083 八 In the 1980s, the Commander Stopped Pursuing Me, and I Found Happiness Divorcing with My Child 八零，首长不追了，带崽离婚真香 Spicy Strips That Aren't Spicy辣条不辣Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Completed, with bonus chapters. A short drama adaptation is now online. (Rebirth, comeback, ex-husband begs for her back, second male lead wins) In her previous life, her son and the son of her husband's fallen comrade's widow fell into the water at the same time. Her husband saved the widow's son. After suffering the loss of her child, Jiang Yi spent thirty years in a miserable marriage, then died of grief. Reborn in a single moment, she returns to the time before her son falls into the water. 35.1kReads8.7Score3.3kShelves

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    [Cool] [Cool] Recommended by Douyin. Watch it again and laugh again. It is so hilarious that it makes you numb from laughter and makes your stomach hurt. This book is extremely beautiful. Every chapter is so exciting that the more you read it, the more you want to read it, and you won't want to stop until you finish it.

34. 1084 长 Immortal and Undying: A God-Slaying Executioner in Another World 长生不死：在异界当刽子手斩神魔 Young Master Xiao Yi小乙官人Eastern Fantasy858k WordsCompleted (Fantasy + Immortality + Transmigrate + Executioner + Pets + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Keep a Low Profile and Grow Stronger + Ruthless and Cunning) After Xu Xuan transmigrates, he awakens the Qi and Blood Orb, which lets him steal lifespans by killing people and live forever. Born into a family of executioners, he wields a ghost-head executioner's blade: publicly, he beheads evildoers; in secret, he slays demons and fiends, gods and devils. All for the sake of eternal life and a clear cons 9.3kReads8.5Score535Shelves
35. 1085 你 You Spill the Tea, I’ll Dig for Dirt, and We’ll Strip the Emperor Down to His Drawers 你爆料，我吃瓜，扒光皇帝大裤衩 I Have a Tiny Waist我有小细腰Ancient Romance539k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gossip + Ridiculous Antics + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + If You Don’t Laugh, You Can Hit Me With a Knife!] Bad news: Wei Yuyan has transmigrated into the body of a cannon-fodder heiress. She has no food, no drink, no clothes, and her tiny underpants have twenty holes in them. Good news: She’s bound to the God System. From the emperor, empress dowager, and princes to ordinary citizens, she can see everyone’s past and future and knows each person’s fate. With nothing 9.6kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves
36. 1086 斩 Demon-Slaying Bureau: From the Start, I Slay a Fox Spirit Beauty 斩妖司：开局刀个御姐狐狸精 Daoist Cassia Seed贫道决明子Urban984k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted] [Not a saint] [Just get it done] The most beautiful fox spirit in the world tries to seduce you? Of course you stab her through the neck. Ten billion in cash for your life? Fool. Kill them, and it all belongs to you. The monsters and horrors in this world are terrifying. Naturally, you kill them all... 11Reads7.5Score—Shelves
37. 1087 玄 Mystical Beast Taming: My Turtle Is a Little Too Powerful 玄学御兽：我的乌龟有亿点强 Durian Fizzing Tablet榴莲泡腾片Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Beast Taming] + [Urban] + [Ridiculous] + [Comedy] Lin An awakens an ordinary-grade spirit beast and uses a metaphysical System to grow all the way to the top of his academy, thanks to his astonishing talent! While everyone else is mixing potions, Lin An has already maxed out his spirit beast's stats. While everyone else is working hard to train their spirit beasts, Lin An has already slaughtered the exotic beasts in droves. “You've got your drake. I've got my turtle. It's tough as nails, so 5.7kReads8.9Score611Shelves
38. 1088 我 I Have Scratch Cards: Surely Becoming a Dao Ancestor Is No Problem? 我有刮刮卡，当个道祖没问题吧？ Sofa Clinger沙发黏者Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted My name is Dao Anran: Dao as in “sanctimonious,” and Anran as in “sanctimonious.” All I want is to make money and help beautiful women in need. Anyone who gets in my way, no matter how difficult, must die!!! 4.4kReads8.7Score234Shelves
39. 1089 传 Legend Has It That an Emperor’s Father Stirred Up Trouble 传说有个大帝他爹兴风作浪 Bubbling Teapot冒泡茶壶Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted [Pseudo-System Fantasy] [Buddhism and Daoism Vie for Supremacy] [Emperor] [Father as Master, Son as Support] Handsome and wild, with the heavens at his back. Raise my son to become an emperor, even if the heavens never die. Fistfight the great cultivation factions and kick down the gates of eerie forbidden lands. I, Gu Xuanfeng, was just a handsome young man who passed through this world forty-seven years ago, keeping a secret identity. I had only one label: good person. Cultivation factions: “B 2.4kReads8.4Score153Shelves
40. 1090 文 Text Game: Come Here, There's Really a Succubus 文字游戏：快来，这里真有魅魔 Xia Shiqi夏士奇Sports1.1M WordsCompleted To inherit his cheap aunt's "ten-million-dollar fortune," Luo Xia crossed the ocean alone to the United States, only to accidentally activate a text-based game called Wizard World. He keeps choosing downright suicidal options day after day to gain power. Here, I can do whatever I want! The only ones who can judge me are my countrymen! 7.5kReads8.6Score750Shelves
41. 1091 转 Reborn as a Red Dragon, I Don the Crown of Flames 转生成红龙的我戴上了火焰冠冕 Hungry Fox饿肚子的狐狸Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsCompleted [Rebirth + dragons + Western fantasy + no System + slow-paced + traveling with a girl + lawful evil + a brand-new Western fantasy setting] Reborn in a Western fantasy world as a red dragon, he puts on a crown given to him by an old woman. With twenty percent humanity, fifty percent draconic nature, and thirty percent divinity, he becomes a peculiar red dragon who loves charging tolls, cooking, and doting on his little sister. (Fox: The contract is an equal one. The protagonist won't become a sum 2.2kReads9.2Score317Shelves
42. 1092 武 The Rise of a No-Good Scoundrel in Martial Universe 武动之老六的崛起 Miyue迷月Anime Fanfiction625k WordsOngoing The protagonist transmigrates into Martial Universe and becomes Lin Dong's younger brother. What else is there to say? "If something happens, Lin Dong can take the hit while I hang back. Don't contact me unless there's trouble. I'll see if I can figure out how to get you into trouble first!" ---Lin Fei 34Reads8.9Score—Shelves
43. 1093 大 The Earth God of Great Zhou 大周土地公 Lone Boat Herding Clouds孤舟牧云Eastern Fantasy5.6M WordsCompleted [Quality guaranteed across 5 million characters. Feel free to bookmark and enjoy!] He transmigrates into the world of Sword and Fairy and becomes the lowest-ranking Earth God. Relying on the incense offerings of the spirits in the wilderness, such as weasels, foxes, rats, hedgehogs, and snakes, he grows stronger step by step and establishes a clan of immortals. He teaches weasels to lay bricks, foxes to tell stories, rats to mint coins, and pythons to sail the seas... Starting out as an Earth Go 29kReads9.0Score3.5kShelves

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    Story summary: Although some books have low ratings, it is because there are too many people. 90% Of the protagonists have brains. In some chapters, they will share with you the author's understanding of life, etc., Especially the first one that explains the concepts of the five great immortals, etc. And explains the facts of society to us. There is nothing to say (recommendation from an 8-year-old bookworm)

44. 1094 禁 Fishing in the Forbidden Zone for Fifty Years: The Saintess Begs Me to Come Out of Seclusion 禁地垂钓五十年，圣女跪求我出山 Bu Sansan步三三Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Not great at writing blurbs] [Passionate fantasy + tough, body-tempering man + steady cultivation + lighthearted story + no harem + saber cultivator] Qiu Wuji transmigrates to the Xuantian Dao Sect as a body-tempering disciple, only to be falsely accused by the Saintess, stripped of his status as a personal disciple, and sent to guard the tombs in the forbidden grounds. Life that seems to stretch endlessly ahead is dull and meaningless, but fortunately he acquires a fishing System. Every daily 6.3kReads7.9Score480Shelves
45. 1095 我 I, Zhang Qiling, Slaughter Them All! 我，张起灵，乱杀！ Bai Xiaofei of the City Gate城门白小飞Mystery1.0M WordsOngoing The Nine Gates [Under One Person + Tomb Raiding + The Old Nine Gates + Republican Era + Horror + Invincible] Su Mu transmigrated into a world of tomb raiders, becoming a member of the mysterious Zhang clan of the Qilin lineage. After arriving in this world, he discovered it had more than just the Old Nine Gates, the leaders of the tomb-raiding world. It was also home to the four schools of tomb raiding: the Gold-Touching Captain, the Mountain-Moving Taoist, the Mound-Inspecting Official, and the 3.8kReads8.9Score244Shelves
46. 1096 一 The Outcast: From the Start, I Examine Zhang Xilin's Corpse 一人之下：开局摸尸张锡林 A Little Toothpick一根小牙签Urban229k WordsCompleted (Fighting monsters and leveling up + Getting stronger by looting corpses + Lighthearted comedy) Lu Wuchen is reborn in The Outcast and awakens the [Corpse Looting System]! Just as the name suggests, looting corpses makes him stronger! Zhang Chulan: “Brother Lu, you have some very unusual hobbies!” Feng Baobao: “Lu Wuchen’s got something wrong with him. He likes to...!” Lu Wuchen: “I’m just checking to see if they have any secrets left!” To get stronger, Lu Wuchen comes up with all sorts of stran 1Reads6.0Score—Shelves
47. 1097 我 I Was Raised by Monsters 我被怪物养大 Uncle Nan Yao南妖叔Urban769k WordsCompleted The story is set in a modern city in a parallel world. Legend has it that City A is home to an urban myth called the White Cat Agency. The agency is run by a group of monsters and demons. As long as you pay the appropriate price, they'll fulfill any request you make. Money, organs, emotions, memories, years of life... Anything could become a bargaining chip. Seventeen years ago, an infant boy of unknown origins was found by the agency's owner and raised by a group of monsters. Seventeen years l 2.2kReads9.6Score355Shelves
48. 1098 西 Journey to the West: Great King, This Is Bad! He's Here to Catch Ingredients Again 西游：大王不好，他又来抓食材了 A Sliver of Sky一线天Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Journey to the West + Primordial Chaos + behind-the-scenes mastermind + secret schemer + System + invincible] Chu Feng transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West and activates the God-Tier Gourmet System. Whenever someone eats his cooking, he can gain one of their supernatural abilities. So he opens a restaurant right next door to Patriarch Bodhi… Before long, a monkey seeking immortality and a master is drawn in by the aroma of beef noodles. After finishing a bowl, he awakens the Gold —Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 1099 人 In East Asia: I Have an Infinite Death Squad System 人在东亚：我有无限死士系统 Azure Dragon in the East 3青龙在东3Urban432k WordsCompleted Qin Yang was tricked by his own relatives and sent to northern Myanmar. He thought his life was about to plunge into total darkness, but heaven smiled on him, and in the midst of a crisis he obtained the Infinite Dead Soldiers System. From the start, the System gave him a beginner’s gift pack containing one hundred thousand dead soldiers. With their help, Qin Yang not only escaped danger, but also earned his first enormous fortune! From then on, there was no stopping Qin Yang’s rise. The bosses 117Reads9.0Score—Shelves
50. 1100 玄 Xuanhuan: From the Start, I Become a Guardian Beast and Am Invincible 玄幻：开局成为守护兽，我无敌了 A Single Thought for All Living Beings一念苍生Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Mythical Beasts + Evolution + Dragons + No Transformation + Invincibility + Building a Faction] Long Yuan transmigrated into a fantasy world and bound himself to the “Strongest Guardian Beast” System! [Current Mission]: Become the guardian beast of a faction [Mission Rewards]: One bloodline awakening, the top-grade Imperial-tier cultivation technique Azure Sky Dragon Emperor Art, and the top-grade Fifth-Rank cultivation technique Azure Cloud Art [Current Mission]: Go to the faction you prot 21.4kReads8.8Score2kShelves

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