Any Books Rated 9.5+ That'll Make You Laugh Until You Cry? 9.5以上让人笑断肠子的书有吗

1. 1101 主 The Protagonist Got Old Before the System Arrived, So I Became the Villain’s Guardian 主角老了系统才到，成反派护道者 Wood11木11Eastern Fantasy4.0M WordsCompleted I was once an unparalleled genius destined to become a Great Emperor, but the protagonist chosen by fate shattered my Dao Heart. I sealed myself away and became an elder in the Scripture Pavilion of the Donglin Sacred Land, reading scriptures and taking no interest in martial cultivation. One day, I awakened a System that lets me see other people's fates and destinies. I can make investments, and the returns depend on the investment, but only when investing in villains chosen by fate. Who would 53.4kReads7.6Score5kShelves
2. 1102 电 Elevator Survival, I Can Foresee Floor Information! 电梯求生，我能预知楼层信息！ North City One Mao北城一毛Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [System, Survival, Unconventional Infinite-World Novel, Power Fantasy] [No do-gooder heroine!] When Lin Feng woke up, humanity had entered a world where people had to survive in elevators. Each day, an elevator randomly arrived at a floor. People could choose to explore it or stay inside the elevator and wait for the next day. Lin Feng unexpectedly awakened a precognition System that could warn him about the dangers and treasures on each floor. [The floor you are about to enter contains 20 ordin 51.9kReads8.9Score5.4kShelves
3. 1103 我 Robes of the Dao, and All Evil Flees! 我，道袍加身，诸邪退避！ The Sky Over Chang'an长安的天Mystery296k WordsCompleted Ye Bugui, who works in the funeral business, unexpectedly gains a mysterious System. From then on, he rules both the human and supernatural worlds. … “Impertinent! What little demon are you, daring to wreak havoc in the human world?” Ye Bugui pulls out his peachwood sword and charges straight in! “What? You want to work for me?” Ye Bugui looks at the thousand-year-old female ghost before him and calmly says, “Start by washing the dishes!” “A ten-thousand-year-old Ghost King?” Ye Bugui sneers an 1.2kReads8.8Score100Shelves
4. 1104 我 The Years I Spent Raising Corpses and Nurturing Ghosts in the Graveyard 我在坟场种尸养诡的那些年 I, Too, Am a Dragon Slayer我亦是屠龙客Mystery1.4M WordsCompleted Lin Feng wakes up as a tomb keeper in a world plagued by natural disasters and sinister calamities. The slightest mistake could cost him his life. Fortunately, he can plant corpses to raise ghosts, sowing dead bodies to reap all kinds of skills and ghosts. The Opera Ghost plays the Monkey King, bringing the seventy-two transformations to life and sweeping through the turmoil of the mortal world. The Embroidery Ghost mends everything under the sun, weaving a tragic song of a troubled age and craf 13.5kReads9.0Score1.4kShelves
5. 1105 开 Desert Eagle from the Start: Blow the Ghost's Head Off! 开局沙漠之鹰，给鬼爆个头！ Midnight Fish-Eater半夜吃鱼Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, with depleted-uranium rounds that leave the six senses pure. Three thousand six hundred rotations per breath, great compassion delivering the world. When choosing between exorcising ghosts with physics or with spells, Zhang Yun resolutely took the path of physical exorcism and never looked back. A Desert Eagle blows up ghost heads; a Guan Gong broadsword splits ghost bellies. Ghost: “Help! That guy isn't human!” Zhang Yun: “Don't move, or I'll blow your ghost head off!” 3.1kReads7.7Score305Shelves
6. 1106 诡 Eerie: I Awakened My Superpower, and the Campus Beauty Tried to Kill Me 诡异：刚觉醒异能就被校花追杀 Da Zhezhe大哲哲Mystery571k WordsCompleted [Decisive and ruthless + no saintly heroics + unlimited devouring + unlimited evolution + comedy + supernatural powers] A text message from an official source reads: “Don't look up at the moon!” Mom: “The moonlight is lovely. Look outside.” Dad: “It's a beautiful night. Don't you want to take a look?” Jiang Yongfei, terminally ill, doesn't hesitate for a second. He pulls open the curtains in his hotel room. I'm going to die anyway. I'm stubborn, and I'm going to look at the moon! But 507Reads7.9Score101Shelves
7. 1107 都 Urban Gu Cultivation: Starting with Raising Gu 都市蛊修：从养蛊开始 Sixteen Cicadas十六蝉Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Fresh out of high school, Jiang Yiming left the mountains and entered a factory, where he got a brutal taste of life in the working world. He thought that was how he’d spend the rest of his life. Then a System that let him raise Gu appeared out of nowhere, setting him on the path of Gu cultivation. Three-Legged Golden Toads, Eight-Winged Singing Snakes, Emperor Cicadas, Nine-Tailed Earth Scorpions, Seven-Colored Ghost Spiders... These strange and wondrous Gu insects opened his eyes and gradually 4.4kReads8.0Score363Shelves
8. 1108 末 King of the Apocalypse! 末世之王！ Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.8M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + Rebirth + Stockpiling Supplies + Evolving Zombies + Violent Aesthetics] Lin Dong is reborn on the eve of a terrifying apocalypse, and gains a storage space. A normal person would stockpile huge amounts of supplies, food, and water. But Lin Dong buys vast quantities of raw meat and fresh blood. Because... he is about to become a zombie! Flesh and blood are the source of a zombie's power. As long as it eats meat, it can keep evolving. A zombie fed on plenty of flesh grows at a terrif 80.7kReads9.3Score6.6kShelves
9. 1109 开 From the Start, Father and Son Act Loving, While I Tearfully Send My Old Man Off 开局父慈子孝，含泪超度老父 I Love the Mortal World我爱红尘Eastern Fantasy708k WordsCompleted [System + no heroine + stat allocation and leveling] Su Yang firmly believes that with a System, he'll one day become the strongest person in the world and sweep away every demon and monster... But that's in the future. Right now, the most important thing is staying alive at the hands of his father, who has risen from the dead! … The Remnant Scroll of the Netherworld, corpse plague, a rampaging heretical cult, royal scandals, divine weapons emerging, those in power drunk on pleasure, and ambitio 3.5kReads8.1Score281Shelves
10. 1110 超 Super Red Packet Group 超级红包群 Know the New知新Urban6.4M WordsCompleted One day, Ye Zichen was pulled into a chat group full of immortals. They loved to banter and send each other red envelopes. From then on, Ye Zichen’s life changed completely. The God of Wealth sends a red envelope, and I grab it! Hey, I got a huge gold ingot. Taibai Jinxing sends one, and I grab it too! Wow, I just gained a thousand years of cultivation. The Super WeChat Red Envelope Group: Give your finger a flick, and the red envelope is yours. Hey, don’t distract me, I’m grabbing red envelopes 3.6kReads7.9Score376Shelves
11. 1111 三 The Three Realms Taobao Shop 三界淘宝店 Ning Xiaoyao宁逍遥Urban6.7M WordsCompleted Made by Lord Laozi, the Creation Golden Elixir: one pill adds 3,000 jin of arm strength and puts every challenger in their place! The Matchmaker’s marriage talismans make beauties of every kind throw themselves at you. The ghost-summoning talismans crafted by Ox-Head and Horse-Face call forth a million celestial soldiers to trample the land and crush everything at the slightest displeasure! Tired of the lonely life of cultivation? Our shop offers all kinds of services, too. If you can imagine it 593Reads8.1Score130Shelves
12. 1112 做 How to Become the Richest Man: Start by Picking Up Treasure Chests 做首富从捡宝箱开始 Little White Rabbit Unleashed小白兔兽性大发Urban5.1M WordsCompleted Treasure chests appear everywhere, but only Lin Feng can see them, and only he can touch them! The rewards inside are incredibly varied: skills, items, cards, potions, money, and more! But to claim a chest, he has to press his palm against it and wait ten seconds without being interrupted... 1.2kReads7.2Score123Shelves
13. 1113 我 I Find Treasure Chests in the City 我在都市捡宝箱 I Eat Steamed Buns我吃包子Urban877k WordsCompleted Tang Xuan can see treasure chests hidden throughout the city streets and alleys, and open them. Inside, he can find all kinds of cultivation techniques, manuals, secret arts, and items. From then on, Tang Xuan lives life on his own terms, dominating the city. A chest yields a treasured manual from Longhu Mountain, granting him mastery of heavenly thunder and earthly fire so he can slay demons and monsters. Another yields the Perfect Male God Ring, which gives him the ideal male-god look and make 499Reads7.1Score—Shelves
14. 1114 我 I Get All My Cultivation Techniques by Scavenging 我的功法全靠捡 Million-Strong Single-Player King百万单机王Eastern Fantasy4.9M WordsCompleted [Host picked up 10 points of Azure Dragon bloodline] [Host picked up an ancient remnant manual: Chaos Five-Spirit Art.] Pick up the strongest runes from an incomparable beauty? Pick up peerless cultivation techniques just by passing a cave? Lin Chen transmigrates to a fantasy world and gains the Heavenly Dao Loot System. In a world teeming with powerful experts, Lin Chen gets everything he needs, from cultivation techniques and combat skills to divine weapons, bloodlines, and runes, simply by pi 4.9kReads9.2Score650Shelves
15. 1115 天 The Celestial Court Red Packet Group 天庭红包群 Peninsula Boy半岛少年Urban3.8M WordsCompleted Give your hand a little shake, and a red packet lands in your palm! Li Yao unexpectedly becomes the group owner of the Heavenly Court chat group! Your rival in love giving you trouble? Send him a misfortune talisman from the Star of Misfortune and let him find out what it’s like to choke on a mouthful of cold water... A villain with overwhelming combat power? Give him one of Lord Lao’s immortal pills and show him just how weak he is... Trying to woo the campus belle? The Old Man Under the Moon h 2.4kReads6.9Score—Shelves
16. 1116 功 Merit System: Good Deeds Send My Karma Cards Through the Roof 功德系统：好人卡刷爆全球 The River and Mountains on a Fine Day迟日江山Urban2.3M WordsCompleted The day Zhao Hao was fired, he bonded with a Merit System. The rules were simple: do good deeds to earn merit, then use it to draw anything. So he went around helping old ladies cross the street, doing homework for elementary school students, and even finding homes for stray cats... The whole internet mocked him as “the most idle loser in history.” Until a financial tycoon went bankrupt overnight, a top-tier star publicly admitted to tax evasion, and a vicious antagonist was suddenly left in a v 17Reads6.1Score—Shelves
17. 1117 穿 After Transmigrating to a Year of Famine, I Became the Worst Mother-in-Law 穿到荒年后，我成了极品恶婆婆 Morning Clouds Purple朝云紫Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted [Farming + feel-good wish fulfillment + System + adorable kids + no male lead] Cheng Wanqun woke up in the body of a 33-year-old farmer's wife in ancient Dahuang Village. Her four sons were kneeling by the bed, calling her Mother, and her daughter-in-law had another grandchild on the way. After being single her entire life for 33 years, she'd suddenly become a mother-in-law and grandmother. Raising four sons was already hard enough, but then disaster struck: locust plagues, droughts, snowstorms. 69.8kReads9.4Score8.1kShelves

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    Don't look at it while eating, you must trust me

18. 1118 降 Dragon-Subduing Divine Constable 降龙神捕 Sharp Edge Hidden in Night Eyes夜眸藏锋Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsCompleted After several years as a police officer, I found myself in a strange and fantastical world. Mountain spirits roam the hills, while vengeful spirits, evil ghosts, and zombies appear in endless numbers at night. Though weak as ants, we should still aspire to greatness. Though oppressed, we must forge an unyielding heart. That was all nonsense. I’m just a low-level constable, working for the yamen. Greetings, honored sirs. 71.4kReads9.2Score8.6kShelves

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    It's really good, if you're not a book reader, give it a try

19. 1119 我 I Crawled Out of My Own Grave 我从坟头爬出来 No Silver Ten Billion Taels Here此地无金十亿两Mystery383k WordsOngoing He climbed out of a grave with all his memories erased. The ghostly face carved into his arm seemed like a curse counting down to his death. Somehow, he became a streamer known as the “Man in the Coffin” in a late-night streaming organization, assigned number 33. The other types of streamers included cremators, morticians, paper effigy makers, and ferrymen. Whenever night fell, they were dragged into terrifying nightmares. They had to survive the horrors within and watch out for the other stream 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The pinnacle of supernatural and suspense, hilarious ceiling, and sweet love, it is definitely worth reading! Don't miss it if you pass by. The rich are here to support you, and the poor are here to support you. Folks and elders, come and see!

20. 1120 我 I Can Take the Toughest Beatings 我能抗住最毒的打 Old Hoop老箍Urban5.4M WordsOngoing [System + spiritual qi revival + comedy + urban life] Ding! Your body has been struck by a fist. Iron Body +1, Combat Skills +1! Ding! You've been hit by a qi-and-blood attack. Qi and Blood +1! Ding! You've been hit by a fire attack. Fire Resistance +1! Ding! Iron Body has evolved into an Indestructible Golden Body... Ding! Indestructible Golden Body has evolved into an Ancient Primordial Body... Jiang Du laughs arrogantly: “I'm not singling you out. I'm saying every one of you here is trash. If 4kReads8.8Score397Shelves
21. 1121 悄 I've Been Laying Low for a Billion Years, and Now I'm Unbeatable 悄悄苟了亿万年，我已无敌手 Meet the Challenge Head-On迎楠而上Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted [Invincible + Immortality + Keeping a Low Profile + Cultivation + Comedy + Slow Growth] After transmigrating into a world of cultivation, Lin Yu gains immortality from the start. Every year he stays alive earns him another attribute point. Lin Yu has an epiphany: As long as he outlives all his opponents, he'll become invincible! So he decides to keep a low profile. Any enemy he can't defeat can be left to grow old and frail before he steps in to deal with them. And if he accidentally outlives on 13.6kReads7.6Score1.3kShelves
22. 1122 黑 The Dark God of Cooking 黑暗厨神 Seven-Tenths Sober柒分清醒Urban1.8M WordsCompleted [Dark Cuisine + Spiritual Qi Revival + One Female Lead + Hilarious + Passionate + Supernatural Abilities + Inhuman + Decisive and Ruthless] This book is also known as The Time I Made Slime into Cuisine, Hell on the Tip of Your Tongue, and Diners, Please Don’t Run Away. Otherworldly realms invade, strange beasts descend, and humanity faces a desperate struggle for survival! Lu Seven, Master of Dark Cuisine, Dance King of Shangjing, Golden Pot Hero, Child of the Planes, All-Round Talent Holder, on 1.9kReads8.2Score182Shelves
23. 1123 玄 Xuanhuan: The Weakest Sect? Its Disciples Beat Up the Ancestor 玄幻：最弱宗门？徒弟吊打老祖 RT Tobacco Little DonkeyRT烟草小毛驴Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Sign-in System]➕ [Taking disciples]➕ [Lighthearted]➕ [Invincible] Chu Fan is unexpectedly reborn, bound to a sign-in System, and made the peak master of Dao One Sect, a sect full of sly schemers. From the start, he has quasi-emperor cultivation and lives a carefree life on Profound Spirit Peak, only needing to sign in once a month. Who could have guessed the System would suddenly assign him a mission to take disciples? Tempted by the enticing rewards, Chu Fan takes in a first disciple with an E 13.1kReads8.7Score840Shelves
24. 1124 为 The Immortal Emperor Begs to Join My Sect Just to Eat My Cooking 为了吃我做的饭，仙帝求入我宗门 A Gap in the Wings羽翼之隙Eastern Fantasy742k WordsOngoing Cultivation, food, laid-back, comedy, everyday life, farming Wen Wushuang was a humble chef who unexpectedly inherited the God of Cookery's legacy, only to transmigrate to the cultivation world. He soon discovered that people here knew next to nothing about food. He became the cook at a down-and-out little sect. Every day, he prepared delicious meals that made the sect's name famous far and wide. Leaders from every sect came to pay visits. The Immortal Emperor, the Empress, the Demon Venerable, 703Reads9.0Score100Shelves
25. 1125 集 I Gathered the Divine Treasures and Kept a Low Profile Until I Became Invincible 集齐神物的我苟到无敌 Lu Lihua陆离华Eastern Fantasy635k WordsOngoing Chen Zhou is brought to a xianxia world by a bead, and opportunity falls right into his lap as soon as he transmigrates. After seeing how dangerous and cruel the world of cultivation is, he decides to keep his treasures safe and lie low until the end of time. 1.9kReads8.5Score102Shelves
26. 1126 全 Global Awakening: My Talent Can Be Leveled Up Without Limit 全球觉醒：我的天赋无限升级 King of the Kindergarten幼儿园山大王Urban1.5M WordsCompleted This is an era when anyone can awaken a talent. Talent ranks range from F to SSS. Some people awaken low-level talents, while others start with an SS-rank talent. Lin Yu awakened a B-rank Clone talent from the start. Just as he was feeling dejected, his System awakened. “Ding! Bind the Clone talent?” “Yes!” “The Clone talent can be upgraded!” “Ding! Clone talent upgraded to A-rank!” “Ding! Clone talent upgraded to SSSSSS-rank!” Years later, people discovered that there were ten billion 7.9kReads8.5Score679Shelves
27. 1127 通 The Immortal-Passing Spirit Diagram 通仙灵图 A Cat Worm一条猫虫Eastern Fantasy4.7M WordsOngoing Without an invincible System or a mysterious little bottle, with demons surrounding them from outside and a weak clan within, how can a small Foundation Establishment clan weather one crisis after another? Gu Changhuan opens the map: spirit treasures, spirit herbs, and mineral veins are all laid out before him. With this golden finger, what is there to fear about the hardships of cultivation? Still, he has to keep a low profile. Lower and lower. After all, playing the pig to eat the tiger and qu 53.3kReads8.7Score4.4kShelves
28. 1128 我 I Am Immortal, and I Bide My Time Until I Become an Unrivaled Immortal Emperor 我长生不死，苟成绝世仙帝 Mighty Mr. V威猛先生vEastern Fantasy3.8M WordsCompleted “I, Chen Jing, cultivate immortality. I don’t care about winning today or tomorrow. All I want to know is, after endless ages have passed, which of my enemies will still be alive?” After transmigrating to another world, Chen Jing acquired the Dao Fruit of ‘Longevity.’ It could keep him alive forever, but he had no way to protect himself, so he had no choice but to take up martial arts and the path of immortal cultivation. Poor aptitude? If others cultivate for ten years, I’ll go into seclusion f 10.4kReads7.2Score762Shelves
29. 1129 我 I’m Immortal Anyway, So Do Whatever You Want 我反正长生不死，你们随意 One Week, Seven Days Off一周就断七天更Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted (A laid-back story + mastering the art of keeping a low profile + easygoing + humorous everyday life. Enter at your own risk!) Yang Sheng transmigrates to the world of cultivation and awakens an immortal constitution: he’ll never die! He has a mixed Five Elements spiritual root, making cultivation difficult. What’s he going to do? No worries. Keep a low profile for a million years, and even a Divine Transformation cultivator will call him Dad! Keep a low profile for billions of years, and even a 41kReads9.1Score3.1kShelves
30. 1130 仙 Immortal Fields 仙田 Rampaging Watermelon暴走的西瓜君Eastern Fantasy7.7M WordsOngoing A mortal’s cultivation journey, no System, a farming novel. Carrying a mysterious three-acre plot of spirit farmland, he transmigrates to the vast and mysterious world of immortals and chivalry. Thanks to his second uncle, he begins his path to immortality and becomes one of countless rogue cultivators. The path to immortality is easy to enter but hard to travel. Only by facing hardship and enduring countless trials can one cultivate immortality for the long term. (Levels: Qi Refining, Foundatio 24.4kReads7.9Score1.7kShelves
31. 1131 浮 Surviving on an Ice Floe: Everything I Salvage Comes to Life 浮冰求生：我打捞的物资全成精了 Carrot Hater拒绝胡萝卜Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.9M WordsCompleted [Sneaky schemer] [Comedy] [Apocalypse] [Survival] [Everyday life] The whole world enters an icy sea survival game. From the start, all you have is a floating chunk of ice, and supplies can only be fished up! [Host detected to be facing an apocalyptic threat!] [System descending!] [System under attack from the game’s firewall!] [System has taken down the game’s firewall!] Chen Mo can’t access the System, but the world has started acting strangely, as if some rule has changed… The chunks of ice in 17.5kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves
32. 1132 洪 Honghuang: Dao Ancestor Hongjun, Please Behave Yourself 洪荒：鸿钧道祖，请你自重 What I Say Is Me言之即吾Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [A different kind of Primordial World + Invincible + Behind the Scenes + Civilization Building + Cat Butler Training + An exclusive story for the Chinese branch of the Holy Flame Meow Meow Cult] (The supporting characters' personalities have some rough spots early on. Check the comments for reference. If that bothers you, read with caution!!!) Not long after Pangu created the world, Meow Meow is reborn as the first cat in the Primordial World and obtains the Cat Pet System. “Ding! Host, please b 2.8kReads8.5Score345Shelves
33. 1133 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Live Off Women and Play at Cultivating Immortality 灵气复苏：我恰软饭玩修仙 Invincible Tong, Quack瞳无敌鸭Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + System + Humor + Spiritual qi revival + Nonsense] The first 24 chapters have some rough spots. At first, readers criticized Du for being too saintly, so I changed his characterization based on their comments. After I changed it, I got criticized for having warped values. Whether he’s saintly or has warped values, I changed him according to what some early readers wanted. The novel is already complete and can’t be revised, so read it if you can, and give it one star if you can’t~ 72Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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    A selection of funny novels. The Rogue Emperor strongly recommends this one as my favorite. Ghost Carrying a Coffin is also good.

34. 1134 神 O Gods, You Don't Want Me to Stop Farming Resentment, Do You? 神明，你也不想我刷不了怨念吧 Invincible Tong, Quack瞳无敌鸭Urban515k WordsCompleted My new novel is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support keeps me writing, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 235Reads9.0Score—Shelves
35. 1135 鬼 The Ghost's Knocking Was So Loud, the Neighbors Came Over to Beat Me Up 鬼敲门声音太大竟引来邻居毒打 Fleece-Lined Long Johns秋裤加绒Mystery542k WordsCompleted Hear a ghost knocking on your door at night? Don't panic. Call the neighbors and ask them to come claim the “takeout.” Run into a vengeful ghost demanding blood money at a crossroads? Just drop the cash into the Buddha's merit box. A Ghost King disguises himself as a delivery guy and kills people at random. Who knew the delivery would be to the place where the patriarch of Longhu Mountain was in seclusion? After transmigrating to a supernatural world, Li Yi awakened the Unconventional Celestial 10.1kReads9.2Score683Shelves
36. 1136 匹 A Common Man Takes the Stage 匹夫驾到 Qian Xiao千笑Urban2.4M WordsCompleted (Signed for print publication) (One heroine, no System, not a power fantasy, Chinese-style supernatural abilities) Among the infinite parallel worlds, there is a special world called Nanke, and a special group of people known as Calamity Exorcists. They soar through the skies and burrow underground, know the past and present, and travel between parallel worlds in different eras to carry out missions. A young man who calls himself a commoner is chosen by fate to enter Nanke’s mysterious academy, 98.5kReads9.4Score10.9kShelves

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    Strong recommendation, strong recommendation, strong recommendation! See this, it's safe!!! The writing is wonderful, the protagonist is perfectly portrayed, and the supporting characters are vivid! There is no knife in the book, the world is absolutely eye-catching, the ceiling of the online literature system, the charm is far beyond the powerful beasts, you will never regret reading it!! I can't stand it anymore so I eat while standing on my head!!!

37. 1137 梦 Dream Talk of the Journey to the West 梦话西游 Xiao Hengfeng萧恒枫Eastern Fantasy26k WordsCompleted Dream-Talk Journey to the West: May on the Western Road tells the story of how the Golden Cicada's tenth-life disciple begins the pilgrimage to the West from the start once more, and leads Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, and the White Dragon Horse on a journey of one hundred and eight thousand li. The story takes a new direction from the classic Journey to the West. Drawing on their own unique perspective and blending reality with dreamlike fantasy, the author opens up a thrilling and enterta 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "Journey to the West: Mayday in the West" is a collection of funny, joyful, spoof and nonsensical episodes. A novel that sings, complains and satirizes the modern urban workplace. "Kung Fu II" is the sequel to "Kung Fu", the pinnacle movie of the comedy king Xingye. The plot is not procrastinating and is full of nostalgia.

38. 1138 苦 A Lamp in the Sea of Bitterness: Selected Essays 苦海明灯之杂文精选 Xiao Hengfeng萧恒枫123k WordsCompleted This book is primarily a collection of carefully selected, beautifully written essays. Its language is concise, with a lively, witty sense of humor. Suitable for readers of all ages, it offers a light read that explores life's many flavors and reflects on the familiar realities of society. —Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 1139 丧 A Zombie's Hiking Diary 丧尸的徒步旅行日记 Li Jiu理久Sci-Fi & Apocalypse296k WordsCompleted [Leisurely Travels + Everyday Storylines + No Romance] [Content note: No fighting or drama, and the protagonist isn't cold-blooded, going on killing sprees, or antisocial. This is purely a story about taking walks!] When the apocalypse broke out, Yu Qingxian chose to die. But her attempt failed, and she became a zombie. She had been socially anxious and depressed in life, so she decided to travel on foot. Since everyone was a zombie anyway, she didn't feel so afraid anymore. 29.4kReads9.6Score5kShelves

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    💥💥This book has a novel angle, a wide range of imagination, easy to make fun of, and it's so fun to watch! Who doesn't love a little zombie who loves to travel~ The apocalypse breaks out, and the protagonist becomes a conscious zombie. She was probably depressed before she died (they are all zombies anyway, so she doesn't seem to be afraid anymore), so she chose to go hiking, and thus began a series of interesting adventure stories...

40. 1140 帝 The County Magistrate Who Taught the Emperor 帝师县令 Dao Shijiu刀十九Historical2.1M WordsCompleted In a world torn apart by war, Zhao Kang transmigrates into the body of a ninth-rank county magistrate in the Qian Kingdom. With no grand ambitions, he has no desire to vie for supremacy. He just wants to live off the land, do as he pleases, and rule his patch as a local tyrant. 513Reads9.1Score182Shelves

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    🔥Highly recommended, 20w reading now, 🍁The male protagonist really made me laugh to death, hahaha, the male protagonist traveled from modern times to ancient times, and worked as a county magistrate to train black-hearted tour guides. All wealthy businessmen who come to his territory will be treated as fat leeks, and the Queen is no exception. 🔥Who knows? The male protagonist finally figured it out...

41. 1141 金 Golden Armor, Liang Ju 金甲具梁 Two Jin of Sesame麻二斤Urban644k WordsOngoing A ridiculously strong but dim-witted man, his ridiculously unlucky friend with a screw loose, and a little girl who keeps two very strange cats all end up with the same job one day: clerks at the Rulong District Land Office in Shendu, Zhongzhou, Central China, under the Celestial Court of Huaxia... 17Reads9.2Score—Shelves

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    There is still half a month left before the wages are paid. Otherwise, why don't you ask the canteen to free up the big freezer where the pork is kept, and I will freeze my second uncle in it and bury him after the wages are paid. If that doesn't work, you can freeze my second uncle with the pork, but I have to ask your third uncle not to make mistakes when cooking. [Laughing][laughing]

42. 1142 修 Cultivating Immortality Is Hard! I’m Going to Lie Flat 修仙很难！我要躺平 Kongkong Jiabao空空佳宝Eastern Fantasy512k WordsCompleted [No System + No Transmigration + Reflections of Reality + Golden Finger + Female Supporting Characters] Farming, brewing wine, drawing talismans, refining pills, and setting up formations. He has a personal space, an innate spiritual treasure conceived from a phoenix’s inner core, and it obeys the law of conservation of energy. The protagonist lives by the essence of the survivalist way: he’s a sneaky old schemer, but not a cold-blooded killer or a demonic genius. Enjoy a laid-back daily life of 131Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    Your demands are too high! How can you compare it with the master's book? This book about cultivating immortals is so damn arbitrary and unconstrained. There are many settings in it that do not conform to the general settings and are also inconsistent. Still enter the trap with caution.

43. 1143 炼 Spirit Refiner 炼灵师 Little Excavator Prince挖机小王子Eastern Fantasy154k WordsOngoing [Classic Fantasy] [Lighthearted and Witty] [Not Mindless] [Passionate and Thrilling] [Don’t Read If You Dislike It] Nie Tianxing, a village boy from Lingnong, was born with a buff that brought bad luck. He set his sights on becoming the one who called the shots on the Cangyun Continent. After joining Five Finger Cave, he would lead a tiny sect to the peak, make a name for it in the Eastern Wastelands, shake the Central Province, and use his peerless spirit-refining arts to refine all things unde —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The story of a man who was born with a weak attribute buff led a small sect to rise, refine all things in the world, and reach the top of the world; in addition to talent, it also requires worldliness and cooperation. Crush everything and deceive the enemy without negotiation.

44. 1144 报 Your Highness, the Princess Consort Has Returned Reborn with a Child to Kill You 报告王爷，王妃重生带崽来杀你了 A Mouthful of Peach一口水蜜桃Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Completed [Everyone’s favorite + two powerful leads + yandere + secret identities revealed + laugh-out-loud sweetness] She was the Heavenly Dao’s own darling. After being reborn, she was caught sleeping with a man, her reputation was ruined, and her family threw her out. She gave birth to twins all alone. Five years later, she returned in triumph with her adorable children and married the foolish prince again. She had planned to avenge the humiliation she had suffered in both her lives, but it t 154Reads9.2Score—Shelves

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    All of them are very funny. There are 10 books in total. They are all high-quality and about 9 points. I laughed so hard at night that I couldn't sleep. If I read them during the day, I would be scolded by my boss [blowing kiss][blowing kiss][shy][shy][shy][shy]

45. 1145 爆 The Hilarious Young Lord’s Wife: My Lord, Stop Chasing Me 爆笑世子妃：爷，别追了 Liu Qibaizi柳七白子Ancient Romance2.8M WordsCompleted [Entry in the January 2020 Silver Ticket Contest] Tang Lele is the cherished daughter of a family of surgeons. Her father and brothers are all master surgeons, and her mother is a rich heiress. She has been doted on by everyone her whole life. Even after she transmigrates into the body of a universally despised illegitimate daughter, she remains optimistic and carves out a path for herself, winning over an arrogant, aloof heir and thriving in life. The young lord: “What sins did I commit over ei 7.3kReads9.3Score878Shelves
46. 1146 爆 The Hilarious, Adorable Consort Refuses to Have a Baby 爆笑萌妃拒生蛋 Mu Yun Zi幕云子Ancient Romance2.3M WordsCompleted The moment she transmigrated, she landed right on the Snake King’s head. Could her luck get any worse? “Mother, Father says he was wrong. Please take him back. He can do the laundry, cook, and have little snakes.” “Fine. Let him give birth to them himself.” Let’s see how he manages that alone. It’s not as if he’s both male and female. “Okay!” The little dumpling excitedly ran over to his father. “Father, Mother said she’s willing to have little snakes with you.” Pfft! She never said that! That w 192Reads8.6Score100Shelves
47. 1147 爆 Hilarious Adorable Consort: That Prince Is Such a Rascal 爆笑萌妃：那个王爷坏得很 When the Wind Rises风起时Ancient Romance684k WordsCompleted Su Xiaoning, a homebody from the twenty-first century, transmigrates and becomes the only legitimate daughter of a marquis's household. She has no wicked stepmother above her, no difficult servants below her, and she's even married to the most handsome and wealthy prince in the court. That's pretty much the pinnacle of life, so she rolls up her sleeves and settles into a leisurely existence of eating her fill and waiting to die... Rumor has it that the Su family's legitimate daughter is a prodig 188Reads8.5Score—Shelves
48. 1148 爆 Hilarious! After the Dark Moonlight Beauty Took Her Child Cultivating Immortality, the Six Realms Bowed 爆笑！黑月光带崽修仙后，六界皆跪 Long Yue San龙月三Ancient Romance446k WordsCompleted The Goddess Ji Liuyu awakens unexpectedly on her wedding day and discovers she's a vicious supporting character about to be sacrificed to heaven. The insipid white lotus she can't stand is the treasured beloved of the powerful figures of the Six Realms, the heroine adored by everyone. In the end, the heroine's pack of suitors will kill Ji Liuyu until not even her ashes remain. Faced with this idiotic plot, Ji Liuyu laughs. “Is it because I don't get angry that you all think I'm an idiot?” She p 1.1kReads9.1Score153Shelves
49. 1149 爆 Hilarious Little Fox Consort: Come Into My Arms, Good Girl 爆笑小狐妃：乖，到本王怀里来 Nothing Else其他没了Ancient Romance255k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + fantasy] [Everyone’s darling + super sweet, no angst] [The heroine can be sweet, cool, or alluring] What is happening to my life?! She took a driverless bus and somehow transmigrated? She could accept becoming a fox, but she just had to fall into the icy arms of a golden-eyed man. “Should I eat the little thing raw or cooked?” the golden-eyed man teased. Terrified, she desperately looked for a chance to escape. On her first attempt, she was struck by lightning. On her second, a 190Reads8.7Score100Shelves
50. 1150 爆 The Hilarious Empress: I'm Getting Remarried 爆笑皇后：本宫要改嫁 Mu Mulan木木兰Ancient Romance526k WordsCompleted “You beast, stay back!” His beloved consort had cowered in the corner of the bed again, looking utterly aggrieved. The emperor silently rubbed his forehead. He was a mighty ruler, wise and valiant, handsome and charming, yet he had married an empress who did nothing but get into trouble every day. Not only did he have to clean up her messes and take his mother’s scoldings on her behalf, but she also went around accusing him of being a beast who forced himself on her. If she still wouldn’t let hi 2.2kReads8.5Score310Shelves

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