Blind-Box Livestream? You’re Treating Me Like Some Pinduoduo Japanese Punk

He lucks into a factory on the verge of bankruptcy, packed to the ceiling with bizarre defective goods! Lin Bai wastes no time registering an account called “The Most Honest Mystery Boxes Ever.” When top streamer PDD clicks the link, a hundred thousand viewers in his livestream witness history being made: “Is this underglaze-red plum vase supposed to depict the Three Friends of Winter? Why the hell is there a Hello Kitty tattoo hidden under the pine tree?!” [The 9.9-yuan Emperor Mystery Box] comes with a fragment of the Imperial Seal of China. Collect ten and redeem them for a photo autographed by Qin Shi Huang?! PDD pulls out a laser pointer on stream: “The glaze is lustrous, so this must be Southern Song official ware... Wait, what the hell?! That crackle glaze has a panda meme face embedded in it?!” “Mr. Zhuge Liang, the Sleeping Dragon, wearing a spacesuit and holding a star map: a sage of interstellar travel?!” Best of all, an elementary school student uses his breakfast money to gamble and wins a bronze ding marked “Microwave Safe.” Inside, oracle bone script declares: Get over a hundred million likes to unlock the hidden Daji figurine?! “The tomb of King Wu Ding has eluded us for sixty years, and the clue was in a mystery box QR code!” cries an elderly Palace Museum professor, clutching the ding. The day Lin Bai's mystery boxes crash the entire internet, the Forbes cover shows him atop a solid-gold Ultraman Maitreya Buddha, while PDD kneels at his feet, weeping: “Dad! Let me open a hidden-edition Jade Emperor power bank!”