Feeling Down Lately, Looking for Funny No-Romance Novels, Ongoing or Completed 最近emo了，想看的搞笑无CP的书，连载完结的都行
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The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种
Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest
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- 2 What a Train Wreck! The Actress Forced to Play a Role Has Completely Lost Her Image 翻车！被迫营业的艺人她人设全崩 Just a few months after joining the entertainment industry, Xin Zhu was hit on the head with a water bottle thrown by a hater. She passed out on the spot and was rushed to the hospital. She'd barely made any money, and now her life was in danger. Whoever wanted to be an entertainer could have the job. Just as Xin Zhu was about to pack her bags and quit the industry, she unexpectedly became a sensation thanks to her absurdly good luck?! Everyone else: “I can't find any clues.” Xin Zhu: “Isn't thi 2.2kReads8.9Score29914d adds
- 3 Breaking News! A Has-Been Top-Tier Star Took His Kid on a Show and Went Viral 惊爆！过气顶流带娃上节目爆火了 [Cute Kid, Livestreaming, Variety Show, No CP] Jiang Moji, a top-tier star past his prime, has been drowning in scandals, and now he’s taking his biological daughter on a parent-child variety show! Jiang Ning never imagined she would be reborn, let alone as her five-year-old self. But after being reborn, Jiang Ning discovers that her rotten dad has suddenly changed. He’s become thoughtful and considerate, and gentle when protecting his little girl. Jiang Ning: Did my rotten dad take the wrong me 936Reads9.1Score10114d adds
- 4 Livestream Fortune-Telling: The Female Ghost Is Anxious About Her Looks 直播算命：女鬼她容貌焦虑了 Also known as: Live Fortune-Telling: Your Dad’s Been Running Around Naked Down There for Three Years [No romance, livestreaming, fortune-telling, episodic stories] Lin Qingwan transmigrates into a book while attending a metaphysics lecture and reading a tearjerker. She becomes the poor, lovesick heroine who loses a kidney, a leg, and her sight, goes bald, yet stubbornly survives to get a happy ending with the male lead. After waking up to find her home completely bare, Lin Qingwan returns to her 5kReads9.2Score73714d adds
- 5 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times 3.5kReads9.1Score57414d adds
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The Cannon Fodder Awakens, and the Old Foxes Eavesdrop on My Thoughts 炮灰觉醒，老六们偷听我心声
[Transmigrate into a book + wacky comedy + the schemers don't admit they can read minds + adored by everyone + shameless + utterly unhinged early on + happy ending + royals who aren't stereotypes] [Complete] Yin Jiao had been in the book for ten years when, one day, she finally awakened. She had transmigrated into a tearjerking romance with more than a thousand chapters about the male and female leads. The entire cast was so bad at communicating that even dogs would shake their heads. Good news:
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- 7 After Binding to the Recommendation System, I Became Everyone's Favorite 绑定安利系统后，我被团宠了 [Transmigration + lighthearted + wild imagination + goofy comedy + everyone’s a goofball + no pairing!] Jiang Ning transmigrates into a novel whose plot has gone completely off the rails. Under the influence of Qin Shuwan’s luck System, the main cast all sever their immortal destinies and become lovesick fools. To get home as soon as possible, Jiang Ning is forced to bind herself to a System and become a worker in the cultivation world. You think her mission is to help the main cast defy fate an 5Reads8.4Score114d adds
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I Made a Comeback on a Horror Variety Show 我在恐怖综艺里完成了逆袭
[Funny Supernatural + Sharp-Tongued Heroine + Showbiz + No Romance] She was a bottom-rung actress, blacklisted across the internet after being framed. Just when she was at the end of her rope, a System appeared inside her. The System told her that if she kept acting arrogant and maintained her haughty persona, she could reach the pinnacle of success. But the day after it finished speaking, it disappeared. She believed what it had told her. After signing up for a horror livestream variety show, h
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Detective Conan: Making Waves in the Black Organization 柯南：人在酒厂兴风作浪
[Anime + Detective Conan + Anime Culture + No Female Lead + Comedy] Xia Mu Gaoyu took a puff of his Philippine cigar and said leisurely, “Conan, I’ve been a good person my whole life. This time, I’ve decided to be a bad guy. The truth is, I’m a member of the Organization.” Conan: “Gaoyu, what are you talking about? If you’re a member of the Organization, then I’m Gin’s partner!” System: “This idiot doesn’t believe the truth, but he swallows a lie whole. Did his brain shrink when his body did?” G
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- 10 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者 (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 155.3kReads9.3Score16.2k14d adds
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I Asked You to Run the Special Talents Class, So How Did They All Become Top Students? 让你代管特长班，怎么全成学霸了？
Three homeroom teachers have been driven away in just two months. When it comes to Class Seven, the special-track class for underachievers known as a teacher’s battlefield and a playground for poor students, even with the director of studies offering sky-high pay, the veteran teachers sit as still as mountains. Not one is willing to take the job. Just then, Chen Chu, a trainee teacher, activates the Strongest Teaching System. He volunteers to become Class Seven’s new homeroom teacher, starting f
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Horror Movie NPC Goes on a Killing Spree in a Terror Game 恐怖片NPC在惊悚游戏杀疯了
[Horror + comedy + power fantasy + no female lead (male protagonist has no romantic pairing)] A horror game swept across the world. Fu Yan, an NPC from a horror movie in a higher plane of existence, was accidentally dragged into the game. Fu Yan: Since you've all gone to the trouble of inviting me, I won't hold back. From then on, the “horror game” was plunged into the shadow of someone named “Fu Yan”... Horror NPCs: Please, don't come any closer! Livestream viewers: Can someone do something abo
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- 13 Tomb Raiding: I Tore Down the Golmud Sanatorium 盗墓：我拆了格尔木疗养院 [No Female Lead + Cheerful Protagonist + Comedy] Wu Mo transmigrates into the ultimate tomb-raiding world and becomes Wu Xie’s younger brother, gaining a tomb-raiding sign-in System. Ding! Sign-in successful. Reward granted. 1: Azure Dragon bloodline 2: Tomb-trap mechanisms 3: Corpse control With these skills at his disposal, Wu Mo starts running wild in the tomb-raiding world. He blows up the Golmud Sanatorium, beats up Hei Xiazi, and tests his strength against Xiaoge. He saves A Ning in the S 25.3kReads9.4Score2.2k14d adds
- 14 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 216.4kReads9.6Score24.3k14d adds
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Queen of Showbiz: The Top-Tier Goddess Takes the World by Storm 娱乐圈女王：顶流女神A翻全世界
[Secret identities + taking down scumbags + absurd comedy + patriotic fervor + no romance] Yan Yaoyao, an employee of the Time and Space Administration, was set up and became mentally unstable. She never did things the usual way. Her AI assistant, Guigui, reassured itself: At least the Host is a big shot. She can do whatever she wants and still pull it off. When she joined a talent show, her fans shouted: “Sister Yao, take center stage and walk the road to glory!” After the show, her fans were s
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- 16 The System Punished Me by Making Me Bleed. Why Are You Crying? 我被系统惩罚流血，你们哭什么 The Villainess System had never encountered such a difficult tasker. Every time, she chose to reject the task and accept the punishment of bleeding. But can someone explain why this woman has maxed out the male lead’s affection by bleeding from all sorts of places? System: Host, please choose whether to accept the Level Two task: [Steal the original heroine’s scenes]. Failure will result in coughing up blood. Lin Zhumian: I choose to refuse. Then, while acting, she spat out a mouthful of blood. 10.8kReads9.4Score1.6k14d adds
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This Rich Sibling Bond Is Wild: Little Sis Is an Absolute Legend 离谱豪门兄妹情，小妹天秀可还行
[No romance + silly, illogical comedy + variety show + three older brothers and one younger brother + loving enemies + past-life elements, avoid if that bothers you] After her startup failed, a wealthy heiress was dumped by her third brother onto a rural variety show. At first, viewers said: “I can’t stand these pampered rich girls.” Later, they said: “Holy crap! You’re a rich heiress who can operate an excavator? That’s just ridiculous. I hereby dub you Shen Ridiculous.” In the end, they realiz
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You're a Prodigy, I'm a Goofball: The Nitpicking Host Loves Making Trouble 你天骄，我沙雕，杠精宿主爱作妖
[Quick transmigration + goofy and brainless + no romance + satisfying read + meme-filled + unhinged fun] There are countless worlds, and half the people in them have something wrong with their heads. Shi Xia's job is to travel between planes and fulfill the wishes of unlucky supporting female characters. From then on, perfectly good angsty romances go completely off the rails and never look back. World One: A wealthy couple married for appearances. Her husband just got dumped. What should she do
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- 19 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶 [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 136.6kReads9.6Score14.4k14d adds
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A Real Heiress with Mystical Powers Livestreams Her Fortune-Telling Sessions 玄学真千金直播算命日常
[No romance + livestreaming + fortune-telling + ghost-hunting + entertainment industry] Ke Xue is a nobody in the entertainment industry. Then one day, news breaks that she is the real daughter of a prestigious feng shui family, while the fake heiress is none other than top-tier star Su Menghan! Su Menghan’s parents insist she is their only daughter. Her brother looks down on Ke Xue for her scandal-ridden reputation and says she brings shame on the Su family. The family’s feng shui master even
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- 21 I'm the Fake Heiress. Is It Really So Much to Ask to Be a Mystic Arts Master? 我假千金，当个玄学大佬不过分吧 [Mysticism + No Romance + Plot-Driven Power Fantasy + Everyone Is Career-Minded + Beloved by All] The Shen family’s cherished daughter, raised for years as their own, turns out to be a fake heiress. Everyone waits to see Shen Ning and the real heiress tear into each other. But no one expects the fake heiress to pack up and leave without a fuss. Later, they learn that Shen Ning has gone to a remote mountain wilderness to study Taoism under a master. Everyone scoffs: “Study Taoism? Why doesn’t she 970Reads9.2Score11514d adds
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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- 23 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 9.3kReads9.5Score1.3k14d adds
- 24 Serving Poisonous Chicken Soup on Livestream from the Start, I Almost Made the Audience Die Laughing 开局直播毒鸡汤，差点笑死观众 [Lighthearted + Comedy + Everyday Life + “Healing” + Wild Card + Reclusive Oddball] Wang Shifeng transmigrated to a world where depression was rampant under relentless pressure. Naturally kind-hearted, he decided to heal this miserable world with his own optimism and humor. To a fan who was frustrated with life, he offered this heartfelt advice: “Hang in there. Once you're done suffering in this life, you can start suffering in the next!” To fans afraid of being crushed by the rat race, he eager 12.9kReads8.9Score84914d adds
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Random Job Challenges: A Max-Level Human Stuns the Internet 随机职业体验，满级人类震惊网友
Lin Yi transmigrated to a parallel world. To treat his social anxiety, he joined a reality show where he drew a different job at random each day. On the first day, he drew a customer service job, handling complaints from difficult customers. The socially anxious Lin Yi encountered a “highly cultured” customer right away, who cursed at everything under the sun. Was he supposed to put up with that? Lin Yi cursed right back... He was like the reincarnation of the God of Literature, a master troll f
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- 26 Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播：开局一句话气哭校花 [Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz 10.3kReads9.2Score74014d adds
- 27 A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生 [Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra 2.4kReads9.4Score31514d adds
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I Just Came Back to Life, and I've Died 21 Times Already. Who Can Top That? 刚还阳，21连死，就问还有谁？
(A silly, wild imagination, everyone's favorite, no romance, lots of twists.) Mi Le has only just returned to life and entered someone else's womb when she loses 21 little lives in a row, only to be blasted right out of her mother's body! The grandmother who adopts her is a mysterious tomb guardian, and she leaves Mi Le to be raised by ghosts from the time she's little. After Grandma passes away peacefully in her sleep, she leaves Mi Le an inheritance of three hundred yuan in large bills... Clut
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