Can Anyone Recommend Some Funny, Ridiculous Novels? 大家有什么好看的沙雕文推荐嘛？

1. 1 全 The Entire Entertainment Industry Hears My Thoughts: The Gossip Is Too Good! 全娱乐圈听我心声，瓜太香了！ Ba Wu捌伍Modern Romance267k WordsCompleted [Transmigrates into a Book + Mind Reading + Light Comedy + Showbiz + Gossip + Doted on by Everyone] Even at the very last moment, Lu Ningzhi tried desperately to save her life, but she unexpectedly died of sudden cardiac arrest in the emergency room. ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ Rewarded with another chance at life, she transmigrated into the role of a tragically unfortunate supporting actress! Luckily, the System found its conscience and paired her with a gossip System. [What! Jian Yue was the one who spread th 360Reads6.6Score10214d adds

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   My standards for humor have been high lately. I didn't laugh out loud, but I was still smiling like a proud aunt the whole time. After Lu Ningzhi's sudden death, she suddenly received a "hellish" supporting actress script: "Don't panic when you encounter difficulties, eat some melon to calm your nerves!" ☺️ ❄️ Telling lame jokes on the show? Guest: "I like Li Bai, so my internet broke down because (Lu You's) router (air conditioner) broke." Lu Ningzhi: "Go find Ouyang Xiu! If he won't fix it, go find Wang Zhihuan!" (If Wang Zhihuan won't fix it, you can go find Cai Yuanpei, right? 🤣) 💸 A rich female fan invited her to ride in a private jet? "This is an incredibly rich sister. Sister, when are you going to have children? Or I'll die now." The flight attendants were holding back their laughter until they were internally injured.

2. 2 心EN Her Inner Thoughts Are Overheard, and the Entire Court Gossips Together 心声被偷听，满朝文武齐吃瓜 Carefree Young Master Zhao逍遥赵公子Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + mind reading + System + golden finger + spoiled heroine + play the pig to eat the tiger + comedy + gossip + big talk + sharp comebacks + goofy antics] In her previous life, Song Yaoyao was an orphan. After completing a combined bachelor's, master's, and doctoral program, she became a military doctor. Still young, she worked herself to death in the operating room and was then born into the fictional Tianfeng Kingdom. In this life, Song Yaoyao's father is a fourth-rank vice minis 57.7kReads8.8Score4.1k14d adds

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   🌈Time travel + mind reading: Song Yaoyao's ancient life is full of hilarious mishaps! From orphan to court attendant in the Tianfeng Kingdom, how will she use her wisdom and humor to change history? 🍭With the help of a gossip-eating system, Song Yaoyao exposes palace secrets, catching the powerful off guard. Watch how she navigates the ancient officialdom with ease, making everyone laugh! 🤠🍻

3. 3 小 My Junior Sister Takes Down Every Young Prodigy with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines 小师妹用土味情话干翻各路天骄 Catch the Stars抓住星星Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing (The short drama My Junior Sister’s Cheesy Pickup Lines is now available.) After gaming for three days and two nights without sleep, internet-addicted girl Xu Wu, unsurprisingly, had an unexpected outcome: she died suddenly. Who would have thought that when she opened her eyes, she’d transmigrated into a book and become the female lead’s foil? The female lead cultivates the heartless path, while the original Xu Wu was a lovesick fool. The female lead is loved, openly or secretly, by countless pr 21.8kReads9.2Score2.3k14d adds

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   Corny pickup lines are flying everywhere, and who wouldn't offer a cigarette to their junior sister? Don't let this little junior sister get away! We'll teach you flirting techniques online, making even the people of the Misty Sect ashamed of themselves. 😏😏😏😏

4. 4 穿 Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派：开局，我绑架了女主！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 75.5kReads8.3Score4.9k14d adds

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   This book is hilarious! It's so incredibly unconventional! I was laughing my head off in the middle of the night. [Sparrow's Masterpiece][Sparrow's Masterpiece]

5. 5 悟 I Awakened the First Sword of the Passionate Dao, So I'll Strike Down My Dao Companion First 悟多情道第一剑，先砍我道侣 Those Days of Picking Corn那些扒苞米的日子Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + no romance + everyone is ridiculously goofy] [What! The original female lead actually got into a fight with the original male lead for me!] [The days the original female lead and I racked our brains to kill the original male lead] [The days my senior brothers, junior brothers, and sisters and I threw our weight around in the cultivation world] [The entire cultivation world loves me] Jiang Wen transmigrated into the book as the contract partner of the arrogant male lead. The He 1.4kReads8.9Score20014d adds

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   No romance + cultivation + abstract + unethical + ensemble cast, 💥 Jiang Wen transmigrates into a Daoist partner forced upon him by the Heavenly Dao, starting off with being struck by lightning? Then let's go crazy together! 🎭 At the sect's special training session, Master: "Targeted training!" Jiang Wen: "If we're going to train, we'll train together!" (He drags his fellow disciples along to be targeted as well) 🤩 Second Senior Brother: Junior sister, in your next life~ Junior Sister: "We'll raise a senior sister as father and daughter, and she'll gnaw on Master's bones~" 🦴 Jiang Wen: "Give me live sashimi, dipped in chili" 🌶️ 💞 Unable to break the barrier, Second Senior Brother attacks Junior Sister with a bubble-like voice: "My barrier and heart's door are open for you~" • Junior Sister: "Yue... Senior sister, I'm leaving first, I might be a little pregnant," • Second Senior Brother is overjoyed: "Let the child call me dad! I want to be involved!"

6. 6 相 Prime Minister Zhuge's Northern Expedition, Liu Shan Leads Wei Yan in a Surprise Attack on Chang'an 相父北伐，刘禅率魏延奇袭长安 Mulin Shanbao霂霖山宝Historical3.0M WordsCompleted A purple-gold crown binds his hair. He wears a red brocade robe embroidered with flowers from Xichuan, armor linked with beast-faced plates, and a beautifully crafted lion-patterned belt. In his hand is a gleaming gold, tiger-headed spiked club, and beneath him is a Fire Dragon steed. And you're telling me this is Liu Shan? Liu Shan: “For internal affairs, ask Imperial Father. For external affairs, ask the Chancellor. If there's anything else we can't decide, ask Wolong!” Zhuge Liang: “Your Maje 6.1kReads8.7Score51314d adds

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   Wearing a purple-gold crown to bind his hair, a red cotton robe adorned with a hundred flowers from Sichuan, and a chainmail armor with beast-faced heads, he had a lion-headed belt around his waist, wielded a gleaming gold tiger-head mace, and rode a fiery dragon steed. You're telling me this is Liu Shan? Liu Shan: "For internal affairs, consult the Prime Minister; for external affairs, consult the Chancellor; for all matters, consult the Sleeping Dragon!" Zhuge Liang: "This rebellious son doesn't want to concern himself with anything!"

7. 7 我 I Make a Name for Myself in Showbiz with My Brilliant Mentally Ill Acting 我靠精神病演技在娱乐圈封神 Also to the Power of Two也次方Two Male Leads141k WordsCompleted When I transmigrated into a book as a tragic cannon-fodder character, I was falling from a rooftop. Out of the corner of my eye, I caught sight of a cold, stern figure on the roof and concluded that he was Zhou Ke, the murderer who had pushed me. “Damn it! If I'm going to die, I'm taking you down with me!” I grabbed him by the neck and kissed him hard, biting until I tasted blood. But when I let go and closed my eyes, he caught me and hauled me back onto the roof. Without a second thought, I 7Reads—Score—14d adds

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   It's quirky yet sweet!! Super fun! Qin Huai'an transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder. The movie star who saved him was mistaken for a murderer by Qin Huai'an, who beat him up, forcibly kissed him, and then ran away. Unexpectedly, three months later, he ran into Qin Huai'an again while participating in a variety show! A major social media frenzy, I'm dying of laughter!

8. 8 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 251.1kReads9.6Score25.1k14d adds

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   It's somewhat of an ensemble piece, but the female lead is still the main character. The senior brothers and sisters are also well-developed and funny, especially the one about giving up, where the female lead is called Ye Langlang~~. Unfortunately, it's the shortest one, while the other two are longer but still not enough to keep you reading. I'm really experiencing a reading slump.

9. 9 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.3k14d adds
10. 10 我 I’m Stirring Up the Cultivation World with Grind Culture 我在修仙界搞内卷 Cong Yue丛月Ancient Romance3.2M WordsCompleted [Print edition now available] After Qin Shu transmigrated into a book, she learned that she was a fraud who had taken her younger half-sister's place to cultivate immortality. After eight years of cultivation, her half-sister entered the Dao despite having been an ordinary mortal. Qin Shu's cover was blown in front of everyone, and the sect mercilessly cast her out, even though she had only reached the third level of Qi Refining. With her peerless beauty, she was turned into a cultivation furn 130.4kReads9.5Score53k14d adds
11. 11 让 I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头，你怎么成魅魔了！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban529k WordsCompleted [Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel 15.7kReads6.9Score97114d adds

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    🔥Who knows! Hilarious and absurd, the villain isn't a mindless bad guy, he's evil with a sense of proportion. It interweaves everyday school life with system choices, avoiding clichéd plots and subverting expectations throughout.

12. 12 这 This World Runs on Aoligei 这个世界只吃奥利给 Yi DaX伊大X7k WordsCompleted This World Only Eats Oli Gei 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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    It's so beautiful!!!

13. 13 老 My Wife Turned into a Cat and Cheated with the Neighboring Tomcat, So I’m Changing Its Sex! 老婆变猫出轨隔壁老王，老子给它变性！ Yi DaX伊大XMarriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted My wife turned into a cat and cheated on me with the neighbor. I’ll make it undergo gender reassignment! 38Reads—Score—14d adds
14. 14 富 A Rich Second-Generation Heir Stole My Girlfriend. Just Watch How I Get Revenge! 富二代抢我女朋友，看我怎么复仇！ Yi DaX伊大XMarriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted A rich kid stole my girlfriend. Just watch how I get my revenge! 417Reads—Score214d adds
15. 15 穿 After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后，她连夜攻读月嫂手册 Little White Snake in the Waves浪里小白蛇Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate 16.7kReads9.0Score2k14d adds

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    ①No romantic pairing, anti-cliché plot, and a chaotic mix of side stories💸**Ye Qingqing transmigrates into the body of a domineering CEO's white moonlight, and happily receives a sky-high working contract—** **CEO: "500,000 per month, 10 million when the white moonlight returns"** **She immediately kneels down: "A loud bang in the sky, this old servant makes a dazzling entrance!"** 🎭▸ **The domineering CEO wants to be ambiguous?** **He pulls out the "Code of Male Virtue": "Don't you love the white moonlight anymore? Innocence is a man's best dowry!"** ▸ **The young lady adds 500,000 to snatch the car?** **With tears welling up in her eyes, she dragged the manager to the corner: "Sell it to him for 500,000, we'll split it in half." Manager: "Deal." Determined to keep running down the road to making money, the CEO's sister, the CEO's secretary, and the CEO's white moonlight all became her best friends. Readers exclaimed that the lilies of her hometown had bloomed. ② A CP (couple pairing) is going crazy 💥 **Qin Wanyin, a retired professional scapegoat, transmigrated into the body of the CEO's universally disliked fiancée——** 🎭▸ **The director won't let me on variety shows?** **Daiyu in spirit: "In the end, the director doesn't care about me..." She tears up the Best Actor contract, and the director wailes, "Why didn't you tear mine?" Qin Wanyin: "Next time I'll tear yours?" ▸ **The domineering CEO's threat:** "Dare to publicly announce the engagement, and I won't let you off!" Qin Wanyin: "Will you not let me off? You mean you'll pursue me?" "Fine, if you succeed, I'll throw you a memorial service." ▸ **The doting father says girls should cook:** The innocent girl: "I'm a man, but I'm super good at it~" Qin Wanyin: "Are you choosing a concubine here? Choosing a nanny is for cooking skills." ③ There's a couple, a variety show where she posts a crazy, satisfying story, 💥 **Shen Huaiyu's first wish after rebirth: to be an octopus and slap people eight big butts** In the end, she's still a human, but it's okay— **If I can't slap eight, slapping one is fine too!** **🎭**Highlights: ▸ **Negotiation of Breakup Fee in a Wealthy Family** Lu's Mother: "1 million, leave my son!" Shen Huaiyu: "Auntie, that'll have to be more. Your son's price is a bit low." ▸ **A Chance Encounter on a Variety Show and a Crazy Criticism of the Male Lead** Shen Huaiyu: "Handsome guy, all alone?" ψ(`∇´)ψ! Male Lead: "No, I usually come out halfway alone." Shen Huaiyu: "What a coincidence, I'm also halfway alone. We'll make a perfect pair!" Male Lead: "Who do you think you are?" Shen Huaiyu: "? Personal attack?" Male Lead (pulling out a fortune-telling banner): "Fortune-telling, ten yuan a time, no charge if it's inaccurate."

16. 16 综 Variety Shows Are Full of Fools, So I Become the Big Shot with My Silly Antics 综艺水浅王八多，我靠沙雕做大哥 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts 13.8kReads9.5Score2.4k14d adds
17. 17 沙 Be Silly, Be Strong, and Rule the Variety Shows 沙雕当自强，综艺上称王 Yunzhi运枝Modern Romance156k WordsOngoing [Goofy + unhinged humor + entertainment industry + washed-up celebrity + livestreamed variety show + comedy + sweet romance] [An unhinged heroine who goes from a washed-up nobody to a major star × an unhinged hero who’s always been a top-tier star from an illustrious family] Shen Huaiyu transmigrates into a book. She lands in a story about a rich heiress whose identity has been switched at birth, set in the entertainment industry. Unfortunately, she’s the vicious second female lead. Fortuna 76Reads7.9Score—14d adds
18. 18 崽 After the Baby Reads Minds, the Tyrant Catches the Man Pretending to Be the Empress Dowager 崽被读心后，暴君黑脸抓出男太后 Miao Zhilin妙芝霖Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone Hears Her Thoughts and Gossips Together + Beloved by the Entire Court + Adorable Baby + Silly, Lighthearted Wish Fulfillment] She transmigrates into a book. The lucky part is that she has a System, and the mission rewards are fantastic. The unlucky part is that this is a prank System. Which emperor would willingly get stuck with needles? Which court official would willingly wear women's clothes? Which prince would willingly roll around in a mud pit? Even worse, she transmigrates into t 13.2kReads9.3Score1.9k14d adds

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    🤣Transmigrated into a baby, starting at an assassination attempt, Yuan Ruan's path to revenge is full of hilarious mishaps! With a system boosting her stats and tempting rewards, she's constantly getting pranked. Become the darling of the entire court, this adorable and silly story is sure to have you laughing out loud! 😜From assassination bait to the beloved little princess, Yuan Ruan's journey is full of ups and downs. The emperor's favor, the officials' helplessness, the empress dowager's secrets—all are revealed through Yuan Ruan's inner voice. Lighthearted, humorous, and brimming with laughs, it's a must-read!

19. 19 穿 The Second Female Lead: Help! The Villainous Boss Is Flirting with the Original Author's Mom 穿书女二：救命！反派大佬狂钓原著亲妈 Snow Drifting Through the Borderlands边城飘雪11k WordsCompleted Second Female Lead Who Transmigrated into a Book: Help! The Villainous Big Shot Is Furiously Wooing the Original Story's Own Mother 3Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Host: I just want to finish the game and run away! Villain: I don't want to build a career, I don't want to chase the female lead, I just want to hook up with my own original author's mother! System: Help! This villain has completely betrayed the script! [Original author fan][OK][Bump]

20. 20 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 125.9kReads9.6Score13.5k14d adds

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    👻Chi Qian's road to success is full of laughs and unexpected twists! From a villainous fake heiress to a national idol, the plot is fast-paced and full of laughs, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud! 🎃The hilarious daily life in the entertainment industry, the adored heroine's wild imagination, every time Chi Qian "goes crazy," you can't help but laugh. Come and join us for this joyful feast!

21. 21 祸 Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way 祸到付款：沙雕女配派送中 Jiang Yuqiao江遇乔Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Trouble, Cash on Delivery: The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is on Her Way [Dual transmigration into a book + System + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Humor + Variety Shows + Livestreaming + Redemption + 1v1 Romance + Happy Ending] [A lie-flat, slack-off, unhinged celebrity × a sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovesick CEO] - Qiao Yan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated into a book again, becoming a washed-up minor supporting actress who’s so unpopular she’s prac 9.1kReads9.3Score1.2k14d adds

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    What responsibility should the female supporting character bear? We're all adults, why should someone else be responsible? Of course, it would be different if someone died, but unfortunately, men don't have that ability. Therefore, the female supporting character absolutely should not be held responsible.

22. 22 反 Villain: It’s All a Joke from the Start 反派：开局就是乐子 The Nervous Nether Dragon胆战心惊的虚空幽龙Urban155k WordsCompleted Zhao Gang’s many vile deeds were too much even for the gods to tolerate. They forced him into a stroke of extreme bad luck, then banished him to another world. Zhao Gang cursed up a storm, and his string of profane greetings moved the gods. They gave him a System and sent him to face off against the male leads of various stories, successfully taking him from a perilous situation where he had a one-in-nine chance of survival to a stable ending where he was doomed to die. 6Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Holding the million-dollar bill, the chubby boy kicked open the temple door triumphantly... "Wait, when did we get a sliding door?" The chubby boy, looking constipated, tried to relieve the pain by grabbing his swollen right foot with both hands, while carefully hopping into the temple with his surviving left foot, afraid of hurting both feet.

23. 23 假 The Fake Heiress Said, “You’re the Older Sister, You Go First,” but the Real Heiress Is Still Babbling 假千金已经姐来我走，真千金还在咕呱 Bai Feng of the Chafarinas Islands查法里纳斯群岛的白凤8k WordsCompleted The fake heiress has already traded places with me, while the real heiress is still a baby. 102Reads—Score314d adds

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    The female protagonist was bitten by a spider and could only gurgle. She needed a kiss from the person she cared about most to recover, but this person turned out to be her fake sister? A humorous story.

24. 24 沙 The Dumb System Is Busy Tripping Up Its Host, but the Host Excels at Being a Jerk 沙雕系统坑爹忙，宿主缺德最在行 Great Demon King Badu巴豆大魔王Two Male Leads488k WordsCompleted Originally titled Mad System [No Female Lead (Two Male Leads) + Lighthearted Comedy + Fast and Slow Transmigration + Everyone’s a Goofball + Subverting Expectations] Other people find a System and are about to reach the pinnacle of life. Yuan Fen finds a System and nearly goes insane. Yuan Fen: “I’m completely straight!” Handsome men: “Yuan Fen, don’t come any closer...” Wait... why is this getting so indecent? Watch as the shameless scoundrel Yuan Fen proves that you have to be crazy to survive 548Reads8.5Score10114d adds
25. 25 修 Why Has This Shameless Creep Turned Up in the Cultivation World? 修仙界怎么来了你这缺德玩意？ Little Chicken, I Eat, Eat, Eat小鸡我吃吃吃Eastern Fantasy122k WordsOngoing [Goofy] [Lighthearted] [Self-Sabotage] [Pranks] [Absurd] [A fun, goofy cultivation story. Relax and enjoy the ride!] The good news: Li Jin transmigrated to a world of cultivation. The bad news: he got bound to a System that makes him stronger whenever he does something wicked. Li Jin: System, you're slandering my good name! When have I ever done anything wicked? System: Host, I already recorded that nasty thing you just did. ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ ‧̣̥̇) Sect Elder: Who on earth let this menace into our 56Reads—Score—14d adds

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    After searching all day, I finally found a book that suits my taste. I highly recommend it.

26. 26 都 Everyone Thinks I’m a Frail Cultivation Genius, but I’ve Just Been Anemic for Three Hundred Years 都以为我是病弱修仙天才，其实我只是贫血三百年 Shi Yi Onze拾一Onze38k WordsCompleted Everyone thinks I’m a frail genius at cultivating immortality, but actually, I’ve just had anemia for three hundred years 64Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The most tragic vampire in history: To avoid being exposed, he forcibly swallowed his senior sister's garlic pill. 🤭🤭🤭❤️

27. 27 穿 The Transmigrated Villainess Goes Wild on Variety Shows and Becomes a Sensation 穿书女配综艺发癫，爆火成万人迷 Jin Gaoren锦糕仁Modern Romance250k WordsCompleted Coming to an end soon. (Empress transmigrates from ancient times to the modern day + absurd comedy + variety show livestreams + face-slapping and taking down scumbags + sweet romance + meme humor; unhinged, laid-back all-rounder heroine with a secret identity x cold-faced, adorable hero who is her most devoted fan) Meng Yunyi, empress of the Yun Dynasty, dies an unexpected and tragic death, only to transmigrate into a book as the foil to its heroine. She is wicked, brainless, and pretentious, 35Reads—Score10114d adds

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    This is pretty good.

28. 28 有 Poisonous Women Don't Taste Good 有毒的女子不好吃 A Sky Full of Stars满天a繁星10k WordsCompleted Poisonous Women Don’t Taste Good —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    You've definitely never seen someone grow up eating poison.

29. 29 瓜 The Melon-Field Writer's Epic Fail 瓜田写手翻车记 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽13k WordsCompleted The Melon-Field Writer’s Epic Fail 574Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A lighthearted, funny, and sweet romance novel—a gossip-loving writer meets a bigwig in Beijing's elite circles. The older man's intentions are long-planned, and the female lead is completely bewildered throughout. The part where she goes on a blind date with the male lead's nephew had me in stitches—what exactly is the relationship between the third uncle and his nephew's wife?!

30. 30 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335.5kReads9.8Score46.5k14d adds

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    I stayed up all night watching "Crazy, Everyone's Crazy, Being Crazy Is Good," and I laughed so hard my neighbors thought I'd gone mad! Xie Mi, the woman who dared to go crazy live even after being stabbed in the ICU, was discharged wearing a clown mask and stormed into a dating reality show, forcing a regular guy to eat a cake on his head. The moment her identity was revealed, the comments section was flooded with "The ancestor is back!" President Shen was even more outrageous; the heart rate monitor turned into a DJ booth the moment she saw him, the jingling louder than a confession! Everyone's crazy, sweet moments hiding daggers, it's so addictive! [Please follow]

31. 31 末 Apocalyptic Disaster: I'm a Necromancer 末日天灾，我是亡灵法师 The Shrimp Invited Me for Tea虾子请我去吃茶Sci-Fi & Apocalypse305k WordsOngoing [System + lighthearted + no self-sacrificing saint + natural disasters + sweet romance + food] Blurb One: Xi Youyou transmigrated into a book. The good news was that the game she'd been playing came with her. The bad news was that she didn't exist in the book. After sitting on the toilet and thinking it over, she decided to head to the protagonists' base and enjoy the perks. Just as she was mowing everyone down with a single chopstick and, after overcoming a series of difficulties (not really), —Reads8.2Score—14d adds

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    Transmigrating to a post-apocalyptic world, this is a lighthearted, goofy adventure featuring delicious food. The protagonist has a system space, awakens light-based superpowers, and collects various adorable pets. The setting is humorous and features a strong-strong dynamic.

32. 32 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 9.2kReads9.5Score1.3k14d adds

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    😏A master of subverting tropes + a barrage of memes + an absurd plot that won't stop you from watching! Completed, ready to binge-watch anytime, satisfying all your cravings, guaranteed to make your neighbors call the police!

33. 33 穿 After Transmigration, Her Whole Family Are Villains 穿越之我全家都是反派 Song Xiangbai宋象白Ancient Romance832k WordsCompleted Content warning: Lots of crude bathroom humor. Don't read while eating. Version One: Jiang Mianmian transmigrates. Her father is a scheming scholar with the face of a kindly man. Her mother has the face of a bodhisattva and the heart of a ruthless killer. Her eldest brother looks simple-minded but is cunning at heart. Her second sister is selfish and sharp-tongued. They were born destined to be villains. To highlight the protagonist's justice, kindness, and greatness, they work hard to do all so 139.1kReads9.6Score16.9k14d adds
34. 34 全 Everyone Here Is Evil, So One More Won’t Hurt 全员带恶人，算我一个不多吧 Jingwei精卫Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted A female lead’s redemption story [A comforting, heartwarming redemption treat. There’s hardly any of the usual over-the-top villains, just so you know.] “The Easygoing Life of a Top Scholar in a Brothel” “A Royal Noble Becomes a Brothel Madam After Being Poisoned” “The Push and Pull Between a Green-Tea Bodyguard and a Delicate Young Lady” “I Was Reborn After My Family Was Destroyed and My Country Fell” “A Handsome General Falls for a Brothel’s Top Courtesan” “A Tough Northeastern Little Girl’s C 1.7kReads9.4Score20314d adds
35. 35 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 23.6kReads9.6Score3.5k14d adds
36. 36 穿 I Was Reborn as a Scripted Murder Victim, and Every Suspect Fell for Me 穿成剧本杀死者，嫌疑人都爱上我 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous Comedy + Beloved by Everyone + Clearing Her Name in Showbiz + A Harem-War Showdown] Shen Xiaoyan transmigrates into a murder mystery game as the victim, a washed-up actress hated by the entire internet. Her killer agent, her cold-blooded, straight-laced boss, and a top-tier star idol are all prime suspects who want her dead. To stay alive, she has no choice but to put her clever little brain to work. But she ends up being a little too clever. Not only does she successfully clear 10.2kReads9.3Score1.7k14d adds
37. 37 和 My Best Friend and I Became the Fake and Real Heiresses, and the Big Shots Begged to Cuddle Up 和闺蜜穿成真假千金，大佬求贴贴 Narcissus Studies Hard纳西斯好好学习Modern Romance291k WordsCompleted [Best friends transmigrate together and join forces | Both couples are chaste | Silly and hilarious] Lazy, sharp-tongued biological heiress heroine x overachiever, bargain-hunting fake heiress best friend My best friend and I transmigrated together and became the real and fake heiresses of a wealthy family, sworn enemies on the surface. The whole capital's social circle was waiting for us to tear into each other, while our scumbag rich dad put us through one test after another to make us fight. 829Reads—Score10014d adds

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    ❤️❤️ Hahaha, this book made my mom laugh so hard she told me to get out and laugh. It's hilarious, funny, and has positive values.

38. 38 系 The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband: Plaster and Ink Fragrance 系统逼我闺蜜给我换了个老公——石膏与墨香 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽12k WordsCompleted The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband, Plaster and the Scent of Ink 941Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Completed short story. The female lead is a sculptor, the male lead repairs antiques, and her best friend is a great help. The epilogue is about the best friend's secondary romantic relationship. Personally, I think the best friend's storyline is better; it's more satisfying to read before bed.

39. 39 黄 The Lady Master of the Yellow Springs Express 黄泉快递的当家女先生 It's Prajna, Yeah是般若吖Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted Plot-driven fantasy anthology | Deities undergoing tribulations × ten lifetimes of reincarnation | Spirit communication and fortune-telling | Subverting expectations | The early chapters focus on the heroine's growth. After experiencing supernatural events and schemes, she gradually uncovers more secrets about her past life and origins. Spoiler: the story is told in reverse chronological order. Take your time and enjoy! 65Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The bizarre and imaginative ghost-catching methods of the eccentric master will make you laugh until your stomach hurts.

40. 40 满 Max-Level Tycoon System: I Conquer the Stars by Throwing Money Around 满级神豪系统：我靠砸钱打穿星际 Zhuan Qianqian篆乾乾Fantastical Romance379k WordsCompleted [Interstellar + High Martial Arts + Everyone's Favorite + Strong Female Lead + A Little Wealth-Flaunting + Authoritative Dog Training] “A virtuous wife helps me reach the clouds, and I repay her with ten thousand taels of gold.” “Poverty Alleviation Office hotline: 12317.” Ye Qinghuan was an F-rank lower-class citizen at the very bottom of interstellar society, living on cheap nutritional paste. She saved every penny to buy cultivation resources for her scumbag boyfriend. All for the promise: “A 27Reads7.3Score—14d adds

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    Very silly, very abstract, very funny

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