I Have a Really High Bar for Humor and Haven't Laughed at a Book in Ages. Help! Nothing Cringey, Please 本人笑点太高，很久没被书逗笑，求助，但不要尬文
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- 951 I Really Didn’t Want to Be Born 我真不想出生啊 “Congratulations, you’ve been born!” “Location: the women’s restroom at Xijiang Teachers’ College for Preschool Education” “Mother: a lovesick young woman, 1.6 meters tall” “Father: unknown” “Main quest: survive for one day” “Side quest: find your biological father” “Warning! Choose quickly and escape your predicament!” “Choice One: Open your mouth and cry loudly to attract the head of discipline!” “Choice Two: Call her ‘Mom’ and stir up what little maternal love she has!” “Choice Three: Immedia 2.5kReads8.6Score183Shelves
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The Chubby Police Doctor 肥警神医
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Sun Ping'an becomes a police officer under threat from the System. He wants to get fired so he can happily become a miracle doctor. Instead, Sun Ping'an embarks on an extraordinary career in law enforcement.
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- 953 The Pig Who Couldn’t Escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie Works Like a Beast at Gao Laozhuang 逃不出高老庄的猪，八戒在高老庄当牛马 The pig who can't escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie works like a beast of burden at Gao Laozhuang 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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I'm Wanwan, Not Wanwan: We're All Reborn, So Why Should I Keep Indulging You? 绾绾不是晚晚：都重生了谁还惯你
[Soul Swap] [Face-Slapping] [Spatial Spirit Spring] [Ensemble Cast] [Fantasy] On her wedding day, Shen Wanwan is brutally murdered, pierced through the heart by a blade. Her soul follows her body downstream along the river. Meanwhile, Pei Wanning, trying to escape a ghost marriage to the Prince of Qin, jumps into the river to fake her death, only to actually drown. A thousand miles away, their souls meet on a riverbank. Shen Wanwan is horrified. “...Are you human or a ghost?” Pei Wanning can't h
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Tilted Top Laner: Crushing the Opposing Lane from the Start 红温上单：开局打崩对抗路
Uzi, I’ve got amazing news! To repay you for once handing in an application so you could play a visual novel, Lord Su Chen said after winning the championship: All you have to do is submit an application too, and he’ll personally edit you into his championship trophy photo! If you’re willing to give him a bathtub as a victory gift, he’ll even slim your face for you! .. My name is Su Chen. I’m a professional League of Legends player: handsome, mild-mannered, and a cleanliness fanatic. I love
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A Cash-Grab Game, but the Big Spender Really Does Pay Up 圈钱游戏，但大哥是真充啊
Lin Mo transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that the games here have absolutely no creativity! The only payment models are buy-to-play for single-player games or prepaid time cards for online games. Lin Mo immediately feels sorry for the rich players! “How can rich players show off their superiority if there are no pay-to-win games?” The System senses Lin Mo’s fury and gives him the ultimate trump card, the game “Zhengtu,” as a starter gift! Before long, the rich players of this world
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- 957 Don't Lie Flat on the Path to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Open a Huaguoshan Tourism Company 成佛别躺平！猪八戒帮大圣开个花果山旅游公司 Don't Lie Flat on the Road to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Start a Huaguo Mountain Tourism Company 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 958 The Abandoned Miracle Doctor Returns Reborn 神医弃女重生归来 [Devoted to each other + reborn + pocket dimension + revenge + sweet romance] (A full-cast audiobook adaptation is available. Give it a listen!) In her previous life, she caught a chill after falling into the water and slept for six days, missing her coming-of-age ceremony. When she woke, she was told she would marry the Marquis's heir in a month. To please her family, she agreed. But the heir's heart never belonged to her. At the marquis's residence, she was constantly targeted and mistreated, 16kReads8.8Score1.4kShelves
- 959 The Fishing Enthusiast: Fishing Multiplies My Catch, and I Hunt for Thousand-Pound Giants 钓鱼佬：钓鱼爆倍率，寻千斤巨物 [Fishing] [Anglers Are Everywhere] [System] [Monsters] Jiang Fan was a college graduate from a top-tier 211 university. Just after graduation, he happened to catch his boss and secretary in the office investigating the origins of life. The next day, he was fired for stepping into the company with his left foot first. After that, he went home and became an angler, going from being the kid other parents wished they had to “the kid other parents wish they had.” Loser and good-for-nothing became his 9.4kReads6.8Score733Shelves
- 960 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I’ve Attained Enlightenment, Now I’m Going Back to Gao Village to Slack Off 八戒闯西游：修成正果，俺回高老庄摆烂 Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: After attaining enlightenment, I’m heading back to Gao Village to slack off —Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Spent Ten Yuan on a Secondhand Marketplace and Bought a Fiancé 我在二手平台花十块钱，买了个未婚夫
I Spent Ten Yuan on a Secondhand Marketplace and Bought Myself a Fiancé
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Spring Returns to the Branches of a Sick Tree 病树枝头又逢春
[Print edition now available] Sang Nian accidentally climbs into the world of cultivation and becomes the vicious supporting female character who meets a tragic end in the book. System: Your mission is to marry the male supporting character, Xie Chenzhou, abuse him, humiliate him, and then get killed by him. Sang Nian: OK (brandishes little whip) (hits herself) (collapses with a thud) System: (silence) (stares at the sky) System: Mission changed. Win him over, or go mine coal. Sang Nian: (smiles
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- 963 We Filmed a Variety Show, and All Three of Us in the Family Became Famous in Our Own Ways 录个综艺，一家三口各火各的 [Variety Show + Slacker Attitude + Lighthearted Comedy + No Heroine + System + Dad Raising a Child + Cozy Everyday Life + Delta Force] Lin Ze transmigrated into the body of a single father. He was a professional slacker, a laid-back dad, and perfectly happy to live off his parents. The parenting reality show had invited him to serve as a cautionary example, come last, and make the big shots look good. Unexpectedly, Lin Ze's daily routine of mooching off both his parents and his kid became the fo 37.5kReads8.8Score4.1kShelves
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The Little Princess Who Plays the Pig to Eat the Tiger 扮猪吃虎小王妃
After the shock of that intense visual impact wore off, Ye Yiyi finally came to her senses and immediately turned around. “Beiming Yu! Are you crazy? Why did you let me in while you were changing?” “I didn't let you in! I only told you I was in the bedroom.” Beiming Yu stifled a laugh inside, but put on an utterly innocent face as he spoke. “Ye Yiyi, you've seen my body twice. You have to take responsibility for me!” “Hmph, I've seen plenty of people. Do I have to take responsibility for all of
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- 965 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King Apart 八戒闯西游：手撕渣男牛魔王 Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King to Pieces 11Reads—Score—Shelves
- 966 Lie Flat Immortal Venerable 躺平仙尊 [Rapid-fire laughs + lighthearted + no romance] Lin Xian transmigrates to a cultivation world gripped by cutthroat competition. His previous incarnation was the ultimate grind king, who worked himself to death from cultivating nonstop. Lin Xian binds himself to a System that rewards him with cultivation whenever he rests, lies flat, or slacks off, but punishes him if he cultivates seriously... 1.2kReads—Score103Shelves
- 967 Five Ha: Eating in the World of the Living, Living in the Underworld 五哈：吃阳间饭，当阴间人 [Lighthearted] + [Ridiculous] + [Outrageous] + [Variety Show] Chu Liang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an overnight sensation with a few emo hit songs. The public sees him as a melancholy, handsome young man. For the fourth season of Five Ha, the production team wants to recruit a punching-bag character. Chu Liang’s personality and fame make him a perfect fit, so they invite him to join as a regular cast member. That’s when Chu Liang awakens the [Outrageous Operations System]. Ass 5.3kReads8.3Score361Shelves
- 968 While Others Build Careers, She Chases Handsome Men: Princess Taiping Turns All of Tang China Into Her Playground 别人搞事业她搞帅哥，太平公主渣翻全大唐 Everyone else builds careers, but she goes after handsome men: Princess Taiping wreaks havoc across the Tang Empire 17Reads—Score—Shelves
- 969 The Day My Husband Turned Gentle, My Best Friend’s Marriage Died 老公变温柔那天，闺蜜的婚姻死了 The Day My Husband Turned Gentle, My Best Friend's Marriage Died 5.9kReads—Score—Shelves
- 970 The Wacky Daily Life of a Mad Doctor and Bandit 癫癫医匪的沙雕日常 Feng Yuchen took one look at Mu Niannian's masterpiece, went pale, then paler still, and began rubbing his temples. Feng Yu Jue saw Mu Niannian's masterpiece and froze on the spot. On the paper was a burly man with a wild red afro, a full beard, and eyes wide open. He wore red and struck a fearsome pose, holding a treasured sword aloft in his right hand while his left held the leash of a black dog with equally wild fur. After a long pause, Feng Yu Jue finally got his wits back. Pointing at the d 973Reads—Score110Shelves
- 971 Keeping Warm at the Awards Ceremony: Is This Guy Really an Award-Winning Actor? 颁奖典礼捂暖炉，这哥真是影帝？ (Feel-good, hilarious, lighthearted, interactions with female celebrities, no showing off just to humiliate others) Su Chen transmigrates to a parallel world, enters the entertainment industry, and becomes a top-tier star and award-winning actor. At the Golden Rooster Awards ceremony, his eccentric antics make the female stars’ eyes light up and set the whole internet ablaze! #At the grand awards ceremony, Su Chen brings his own hand warmer to keep his hands toasty. Legend!# #Performing onstage, 202Reads—Score—Shelves
- 972 Honor of Kings: While Others Become Heroes, I Become a Minion and Slack Off 王者：别人穿英雄，我穿峡谷小兵摆烂 Honor of Kings: Everyone else becomes a hero, but I become a minion in the Rift and slack off 13Reads—Score—Shelves
- 973 I’m Dead, But Not Entirely 朕死了，但没完全死 I Am Dead, But Not Entirely 2.1kReads—Score—Shelves
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Genius Lawyer: I Persuaded Someone to Surrender, and They Sent Me a Banner? 鬼才律师：劝人自首还被送锦旗？
The renowned lawyer Zhou Yun became the young lawyer Zhou Yun. Thanks to his godlike case-solving logic, netizens called him a legal genius. A married scumbag seduces a woman, then refuses to take responsibility when she gets pregnant. The police won't even do anything. What should she do? Have them turn themselves in for the joint crime of bigamy. The police will definitely take the case, and with a confession and a pregnancy, there's a good chance the charges will be dropped. A cook who has wo
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From the Start, One Song from the Queen of Pop Sets the Whole Crowd Ablaze 开局一首天后燃爆全场
[Short drama: A Song from the Start Sets the Whole Crowd Ablaze] [He’s an all-rounder, an idol, a cultural invasion!] What? You’re a fan of King Guo, Queen Li, and those popular pretty-boy stars? Sorry, but all those people you mentioned are my fans! I’m not your idol, I’m the idol of all your idols! From the start, one song called “Ten Years” takes the entertainment world by storm, stunning the queen of pop and leaving audiences dumbfounded. Singers across the parallel world’s music scene plead
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- 976 The Red-Browed Rebellion’s Greatest Heroine 赤眉第一女枭雄 The Red-Browed Rebellion’s First Female Warlord 58Reads—Score—Shelves
- 977 Something’s Off About My Consort: Why Is He Prettier Than I Am? 我的驸马不对劲：他怎么长得比我还娇艳 My Prince Consort Is Acting Strange: Why Is He Prettier Than Me? 560Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱
[Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b
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A Sword Comes from the Ninth Heaven 一剑九天来
[Not your typical story + no System + no mindless power fantasy] "You say you've never seen a real dragon? Come on over, I've got one living inside me..." "You don't know what the three great schools' treasures are? What a coincidence, take a look at these things I've got..." "What! You still don't know who I am?" "I, Xu Qingbai, emerged from seclusion as a Confucian scholar and entered the world as a sword immortal. I cultivate both immortal and martial arts! One punch can shatter mountains and
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I’m a Three-Year-Old Empress, Yet Dad Keeps Tossing Me Out! 女帝三岁半，我又被爹爹丢出去啦
[Short drama now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) [Animated comic now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) Ye Tuantuan was sneaking snacks in the kitchen when her prince father caught her red-handed. As he grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up, she was still secretly biting down on a shrimp with all her might. Ninth Prince: “Is this really my kid? How can she be so dumb? Maybe I should just throw her away.” Ye Tuantuan’s eyes sparkled. “Wow, Daddy is so handsome.” Empress System: “I’ve n
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Reborn as Wang Ruofu 【知否】重生之王若弗
[Story of Minglan fanfiction + multiple characters reborn and awakened + Minglan's side story] Wang Ruofu wakes up one morning, reborn on the day of her wedding. Well, it really was the Bodhisattva answering her prayers! Since Heaven had given her another chance, she'd make sure to teach that little hussy Lin Qinshuang a proper lesson! This time, Wang Ruofu will show everyone who truly runs the household. (There are still concubine-born daughters!! Angst for Yan Jing and Qi Heng. If that bothers
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- 982 Journey to the West: Everyone Lands in the Kingdom of Women, the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Just Wants to Cry 西游：全员掉进女儿国，满街美人猪八戒却只想哭 The Whole Journey to the West Cast Falls Into the Kingdom of Women, and the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Can Only Cry 36Reads—Score—Shelves
- 983 My Harem Just Wants to Run Away, and My Ministers Just Want to Rebel 朕的后宫只想跑路，朕的臣子只想造反 My Harem Just Wants to Run Away, and My Ministers Just Want to Rebel 740Reads—Score—Shelves
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A Shady Merchant in a Horror World 在惊悚世界当奸商
[Horror world, transmigration, System, comedy, no female lead, survival, feel-good story, infinite worlds, horror, the uncanny] Lin Wu adjusted quickly to suddenly finding himself in an unfamiliar place. After all, those people in white coats often moved him around while he was asleep. The people here looked a lot like the ugly things he used to see. They were a little uglier, but a
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- 985 Officer! Can Snacking on Gossip Earn Me a First-Class Merit? 警官！吃瓜也能吃出一等功？ Chen Mo transmigrated into a parallel world and became a criminal police officer. His love of watching the drama only grew stronger. The good news: A man nearing sixty was cheating on his wife, and the furious woman grabbed a knife and went after him. A spectacle was in the making. The bad news: Just as Chen Mo was leaving, he found a corpse. Years later, during an interview on a police program, the captain of the Muhe City Criminal Police Team shared his professional advice: “Find the case 4.9kReads7.6Score526Shelves
- 986 Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Conquer the North Sea by Playing It Safe 穿越维京：我靠苟道称霸北海 Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Rule the North Sea by Keeping My Head Down 87Reads—Score—Shelves
- 987 The Comments Told Me to Stay Away from the Male Lead, So I Ripped Off His Bathrobe 弹幕劝我别碰男主，我反手扯掉他浴袍 The Comments Told Me to Stay Away from the Male Lead, So I Tore Off His Bathrobe Instead 934Reads—Score—Shelves
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Rumor Has It Young Master Pei Got Hurt Again Today 听说，裴少今天又挂彩了
[1v1 sweet romance + both leads are devoted to each other + both communicate + chaotic antics + comedy] What? Your best friend got pregnant by a jerk? How can you let that slide? Su Yuan grabbed a weapon and went to beat the bastard up! Oh no, she hit the wrong guy? Run! But why won’t this guy leave her alone? Insults won’t drive him off, and she can’t beat him in a fight. What was his name again? Right, Pei Yifeng. He’s latched onto her. What’s she supposed to do? He’s the elegant, dashing
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Mr. Shen, Your Little Nanny Went Off to Argue with Someone Again 沈先生，你家小保姆又去怼人了
The short drama has aired [Sweet romance + hilarious antics + healing + slow-burn love + mutual devotion in body and soul] [Bright, cheerful puppy-like heroine vs. gloomy, tsundere iceberg of a lucky-cat hero] Shen Yuqing was set up by a rival and got into a car accident. He barely survived, but has been confined to a wheelchair ever since. His younger brother hired countless caregivers to look after him, but Shen Yuqing drove every one of them away. Then he met Song Tinghuan. Song Tinghuan didn
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Quick Transmigration: Winning While Pampered by the Villain Again 快穿：又在反派偏宠下躺赢
[Over-the-top wife-protector X frail, alluring beauty who knows how to reel them in] [Female-lead-focused, one-on-one romance, both leads’ first love, unconventional sweet romance] [Warning!!! The plot of every story exists only to serve the setup. If the male lead is set up as a villain, he will do bad things. Please don’t judge the story by real-world morality. You can think of all the worlds as data created to serve the male and female leads. Once the female lead completes her mission, the wo
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Rival-Lane Couple: We're Absolutely Unhinged! 对抗路情侣，包癫的！
Wen Li transmigrated into a book. She was keeping up with the trend, heehee. She became the heroine of an angsty romance. Not so heehee. The heroine of this book shares her name. She's a stand-in for the male lead Lu Ci's beloved, and the two go through a torturous love affair. Only then does he realize his feelings for her. In the end, she forgives him for everything, and they live happily ever after. Wen Li wanted to howl at the heavens. What kind of brainless plot was this? Looking at the mal
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- 992 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 别骂八戒好色，我只是想有个家 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 118Reads—Score—Shelves
- 993 Everyone in the Sect Is a Reborn Big Shot Except Me, the Real Rookie 全宗门都是重生大佬，只有我是真菜鸟 Everyone in the Sect Is a Reborn Big Shot Except Me, the One Real Rookie 54Reads—Score—Shelves
- 994 My Father Modified a Gun and Was Sentenced. Can I Get a Government Job by Turning In a Lithography Machine? 父改枪被判，上交光刻机能考编吗 A technological superpower. From sixth-generation fighter jets to weather-control devices, controlled nuclear fusion, aerospace carriers, science fiction, nuclear-powered aircraft carriers, lithography machines, electromagnetic cannons, and swarms of drones, building a mighty nation. 35Reads7.0Score—Shelves
- 995 The Demon Registry: I Can Tell at a Glance That You're Not Human 录妖司：本官一眼就看出你不是人 [Wacky comedy] [System-driven] [Coming of age] [Demon slaying] Also known as and After transmigrating to a world ravaged by demons during the Great Yin dynasty, I awakened a demon-slaying System. I thought I’d slay every monster from then on and rise to invincibility, but the gear the System handed out was completely absurd. A standard demon-slaying sword? No such thing. All I got from the System from the start was a kitche 16Reads—Score116Shelves
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KonoSuba: Gintama for This Wonderful World 素晴：为美好的世界献上银魂
[KonoSuba] [Gintama] [Comedy] [Oddballs] [Sarcasm] This is a true account of survival, filled with sweat and grime, about people in a chaotic age who gave up their dignity just to get a full meal. Once, he was a disheveled samurai famous across the land, with a wooden sword in hand. Then some irresistible force, probably a copyright dispute, rudely shoved him into another world threatened by the Demon King's army, plagued by soaring prices and strange beliefs. What awaits him is certainly no h
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Third Sister 三姐
“If you don't talk about the world's troubles to everyone you meet, then you're someone who lives free of the world's troubles.” Never think too highly of people's hearts, and never underestimate human nature. Nothing is colder than human nature, nothing more chilling than people's hearts. Be a little kinder to yourself. A life in this world is hard-won, and every tribulation is fate. This is the strange coming-of-age journey of an innocent young man. Ordinary people dream of becoming immortals,
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- 998 With My Hands Behind My Back, I Transmigrated to the 1970s, Where I Can Make Trouble and Money with Ease 小手一背穿七零，搞事赚钱样样行 Also known as "Transmigrating into a Book Set in the Seventies: I Collect Eighty-Eight Paychecks Every Month" Su He woke up one day and transmigrated into a period novel, becoming a fake heiress who had been sent back to her village. In the book, the ungrateful real heiress was practically blessed by cheat codes, with schemes and tricks appearing one after another. The Su family ended up destroyed, while the original owner wished she were dead. Looking at her impoverished home and family members 101.2kReads9.6Score10kShelves
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After Getting a Redemption Script, I Got a Happy Ending with the Short-Lived Male Lead 拿到救赎剧本后和短命男主HE了
[Quick transmigration, one-on-one romance] After working hard for three hundred years, Sui Fan finally shed her bit-part status and officially joined the Male Lead Rights Protection Center. In this world overrun by people who transmigrated into books, the male leads’ opportunities were being stolen and their lives were in danger. Their survival was under serious threat. In response, the System issued an important directive: Protect the male leads’ lives and keep the worldlines stable, or you’ll
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- 1000 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精？俺老猪舍不得 Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 73Reads—Score—Shelves
