Funny Tang Dynasty Stories That Drive Li Shimin Crazy 大唐搞笑文，气疯李世民的那种

1. 101 开 From the Start, I Seized Princess Changle and Raised 100,000 Troops Against Li Er 开局拿下长乐起天兵十万对抗李二 Xinghe Lanyue Xiaohang星河揽月晓航Eastern Fantasy696k WordsOngoing Qin Xuan saves Princess Changle by chance from the start, then unlocks the Chosen One System. To his surprise, Li Shimin sends thirty thousand soldiers to capture him and takes Princess Changle away. Qin Xuan raises an army of a hundred thousand to stand against the Five Great Clans and the imperial court. 108Reads—Score—14d adds
2. 102 大 Great Tang: Don’t Bother Me, I Just Want to Get Rich 大唐：别闹我只想发财 Little Snail Crawls and Crawls小蜗牛爬啊爬Historical1.7M WordsCompleted [Great Tang] + [farming] + [lighthearted] Officials at court: Lord Wang holds a high position, yet he’s deeply involved in business. Censor-in-Chief, aren’t you going to impeach him? [Wang Jian]: Ma Zhou, the Censor-in-Chief, is my dear friend and sworn brother. Officials at court: Lord Wang, you’re just a military officer without an official post. What gives you the right to tell the great general what to do? [Wang Jian]: Xue Rengui, the great general, is my sworn third brother. Officials at co 7.2kReads8.6Score47914d adds
3. 103 唐 Tang Dynasty Makeup 唐妆 White Inkstone白墨石Historical503k WordsCompleted Su Hao, an engineering student set to graduate in June 2021, finds himself transported by a twist of fate into the body of another Su Hao, with the same name, in the ninth year of Wude in the Tang Dynasty. Six-year-old Su Hao nearly starves to death during the summer of Wude 9. When his little sister, Su Guo'er, whom he has just met, cries out, “Don't eat me,” the heart of a shut-in that has lain dormant for a thousand years is stirred. He becomes her big brother, her dad… Afraid that he and his 3.3kReads8.3Score15814d adds
4. 104 大 Great Tang: The Treasury Rats Leave in Tears, While My Private Vault Is Overflowing 大唐：国库老鼠含泪走，我的私库堆不下 Guazhou Is a Little Sweet瓜州有点甜Historical4.2M WordsCompleted [From the start + ancient farming + prince + transmigration] Li Xiang transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty, just before the glorious reign of Zhenguan. All he wanted was to make money and enjoy life in this ancient world. By making sugar and salt, he could easily earn a fortune of a million strings of cash. Just as he was planning to enjoy the decadent pleasures of life in ancient times, a man called Old Li and his wife showed up at his door, often asking him about major court affairs. “You mean Li 760Reads7.9Score13714d adds
5. 105 大 Great Tang: Changsun Exposes My Secret Stash 大唐：我的私房钱被长孙曝光了 Old Leatherworker老皮匠Historical424k WordsCompleted He transmigrates as Li Chengqian, the Crown Prince of the Tang dynasty, and receives a private-fund System. As long as he hides his private money from Li Shimin and Empress Zhangsun, he'll receive huge rewards every day, along with bonus draws. So, to avoid becoming a short-lived crown prince, Li Chengqian has to come up with every possible way to hide his stash of private money… Li Shimin: “You little rascal, just how much private money are you still hiding!?” Li Chengqian: “I'm out, 2.2kReads5.4Score10214d adds
6. 106 我 I Transmigrated to Great Tang with Two Combined-Arms Brigades! 我带着两个合成旅穿越到大唐！ Hardworking Chubby奋斗小胖Historical250k WordsCompleted If you see a bunch of “iron lumps” suddenly rolling up outside Chang’an, with boxes of instant noodles piled on their turrets; if you find Li Bai composing poems to a drone while Guo Ziyi crouches beside a tank studying its tracks, don’t panic. This isn’t magical realism in the High Tang. It’s military buff Tang Tiezhu bringing two heavy combined-arms brigades to turn the Zhenguan era into a full-blown “transmigration comedy.” 148Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 107 大 The Rebellious Son of the Tang Dynasty 大唐逆子 Willow Crane Cloud Peak柳鹤云峰Historical273k WordsCompleted No System, no golden finger. Fang Jun is transported to the Tang Dynasty and becomes the son of Fang Xuanling, a chancellor. When Li Shimin arranges a marriage for him, he decisively refuses. Fang Yiai chooses to lie flat, becoming the most carefree official's son in the Tang Empire. 5kReads8.0Score25114d adds
8. 108 我 I'm Taking It Easy in the Tang Dynasty, but the Emperor Tells Me to Get It Together 我在唐朝摆烂，陛下叫我支楞起来 Yan Da严大Historical53k WordsOngoing After transmigrating back to the early Tang dynasty, Jia Erqi used his silver tongue to whitewash Li Shimin’s coup during the Xuanwu Gate Incident, earning himself a fortune in rewards and a lavish mansion. But all he wanted was to lie flat and stay out of court intrigue. Then the Turks invaded, and his father-in-law was killed in battle at Jingzhou. To comfort his wife, Jia Erqi was forced to get involved, drawn into the war against the Turks. Using modern thinking, he crippled the Turkish army 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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   A nonsensical and humorous writing style can make people happy.

9. 109 大 The Tang Dynasty's Carefree Journey: The Path to Godhood Across Myriad Worlds 大唐逍遥行：诸天成神路 Muzi Yaoyao木子妖妖Male-Channel Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted Li Ke, a young man from the modern era, unexpectedly transmigrates back to the Tang Dynasty and is born as Li Ke, the Prince of Wu. On the eve of the Xuanwu Gate Incident, he awakens memories of his previous life and activates the Deities Across the Myriad Worlds System, which takes him to the Myriad Worlds. First World: The Number One Under Heaven, complete. Second World: Twin of Brothers, The Secret of Longevity, complete. Third World: Dashing Youth, complete. Fourth World: A Chinese Ghost Sto 5.1kReads6.5Score27714d adds

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   You might want to take a look; it seems alright!

10. 110 断 The Endless Sky Beyond the Rift 断界长空 Mu Yun, Who Loves Fermented Rice Wine爱吃酒酿的穆云Eastern Fantasy395k WordsCompleted A thousand years ago, the Demon Beast Emperor led an army from the seven tiers of the Demon Realm and breached the first sixty of the seventy-two strongholds. · At the final moment, Lin Changkong burned his own sword soul and used the forbidden art “World Severance” at the Sword Seed stage. · With a single strike, he cleaved Heaven and Earth apart, sealing the Emperor in the Second Heaven. · He became a sword spirit and guarded the seal for a thousand years. 4Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The apocalypse is approaching, and three million demonic beasts are besieging the city. Lin Yuanshan, of mediocre talent, has guarded the city for a thousand years, his only skill being his unwavering resolve. A thousand years ago, his brother sacrificed his life to seal the demonic beast emperor, leaving him a sword and a promise: "If I don't return, it will protect you." Now the emperor is about to awaken, and he has only a group of equally mediocre brothers left—a cowardly alchemist, a noble scion whose golden core has shattered, a demonic cultivator who has lost his sword intent, and a poor scholar whose righteous spirit has been exhausted. There is no divine power bestowed upon them, no defying fate. Only a group of ordinary people, standing on the city walls, facing the black tide. Someone asked, "Are you afraid?" He smiled. "Yes. But what's the use of being afraid?" Behind him, three thousand people simultaneously drew their swords.

11. 111 双 Double-Crossing the Tang Dynasty: My Family Has a Little Princess 双穿大唐之我家有个小兕子 Little Chili Doesn't Fight for It小米椒不抢Historical958k WordsOngoing [Daily life + Little Sizhi + both transmigrate] Princess Jinyang, Sizhi, the most beloved princess in the Tang Dynasty, accidentally transmigrates to the modern world. Faced with the adorable little princess, Su Zhe begins a journey of spoiling her rotten. Little Sizhi: “Little Langjun, I'm hungry.” Su Zhe: “Big brother will get you something tasty right away.” Potato chips, lollipops, little cakes, all kinds of delicious treats find their way into the little princess's mouth. Su Zhe takes care 237Reads7.1Score12714d adds
12. 112 我 My Sign-In in the Tang Dynasty 我在大唐签到 I Only Had a Little to Drink就喝了一点点Historical541k WordsCompleted Transmigration, with a touch of fantasy. He transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and gets bound to a sign-in System. He's got a car, and everything else he could want. All he wants is to run a quiet business, marry a few wives, and live out his life. But then one day... “Bro-bro, you-you can't talk right, can you?” “What are traffic rules?” “Traffic rules are little rhymes that keep people safe.” Then one day, he learns that his parents didn't go beyond the frontier at all. They disappeared... 274Reads—Score—14d adds
13. 113 别 Don't Mess with Prince Teng: His Niece, Little Sizi, Is Fierce with a Blade 别惹滕王，他侄女小兕子砍人超凶 Old Huang老黄Historical169k WordsOngoing [Alternate Tang Dynasty] [Low-Fantasy World] [Beast Cavalry] [Fiery Tsundere Little Girl] [Biotech] One is a skilled welder who transmigrates into Li Yuan Ying, Li Yuan’s youngest son. He will later build the Tengwang Pavilion, inspiring Wang Bo to write, “The rosy clouds fly alongside the lone wild goose; the autumn waters blend with the vast sky.” Armed with the ‘Everything Welding and Cutting System,’ he gets so carried away that he’ll weld even himself. The other is Xiao Zizi, a little girl 5Reads—Score—14d adds
14. 114 双 Double Transmigration to the Tang Dynasty: Little Sizi's Happy Life 双穿大唐：小兕子的快乐生活 Kid Playing in the Mud小孩玩泥巴Historical3.6M WordsOngoing [Princess Jinyang Li Mingda] [Little Sizi] [Everyday life] [Dual Transmigration] [No System] [Little toddler] [Princess Changle] [Li Shimin] [Heartwarming] [Funny] A heartwarming tale of doting on a child. Doting on a child. Doting on a child. The important things must be said three times. The silver light from a Tang Dynasty grape-and-bird-patterned silver incense ball entered Little Sizi and Li Hao, beginning a fantastical encounter. Little Sizi: “Open it up~~~ Big bro, be a little stricter.” 35.5kReads9.1Score2.5k14d adds
15. 115 大 Great Tang: I Keep Dying to Remonstrate, and Li Shimin Can't Take It Anymore 大唐：天天死谏，李世民破防了 Cicadas Singing at Night夜伴蝉鸣Historical1.1M WordsCompleted A Remonstrance to the Death, Part One. [In the halls of government, rotten wood serves as officials; in the palace, beasts draw their salaries. Men with the hearts of wolves and the ways of dogs crowd the seats of power, while bootlickers and toadies take charge of state affairs. As a result, the realm lies in ruins and the people suffer untold misery.] A Remonstrance to the Death, Part Two. [Your Majesty, you are mistaken! You favor Prince Wei and reject the Crown Prince. Will this not set brot 9kReads7.4Score50514d adds
16. 116 大 Great Tang: Transmigrating as Li Ke, How Is a Supporting Character Supposed to Become Emperor? 大唐：穿越李恪，配角怎么当皇帝 Only Now Have I Found My Love才拥佳人Historical2.0M WordsOngoing [Transmigration + no System + political intrigue from behind the scenes + conquest + struggle for the throne] Li Ke was just an ordinary office worker, worn down by the workplace. By chance, he entered the early Zhenguan era of the Tang dynasty and found himself in the body of Li Ke, the eldest son born to a concubine of Li Shimin. He inherited the bloodlines of three great houses: the Sui dynasty's Yang clan, the Tang dynasty's Li clan, and the Dugu clan. He was also the bearer of an imperial l 1.3kReads7.3Score10314d adds
17. 117 双 Dual Transmigration: Making Billions in Resources for the Nation in the Tang Dynasty 双穿：我在大唐为国家赚亿万资源 Third Young Master of the Ma Family马家三少爷Historical306k WordsOngoing I transmigrated to the end of the Sui dynasty, where a portal linked to the year 2026. I helped my country strip the world of its resources. Chen Ke, a special forces soldier, rolled onto a minefield to cover his teammates. When he opened his eyes, he was fully equipped and drugged, deep in the mountains at the end of the Sui dynasty. He nearly starved to death, but was saved by a six-year-old orphan girl named Xiao Ya. From then on, the siblings depended on each other to survive in a world torn 218Reads—Score10114d adds

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    Traveling back to the Tang Dynasty, I never fawned over the emperor; I only treated him as an equal friend.

18. 118 穿 I Transmigrated as Yue Fei, and I’m Flipping the Table 穿越成岳飞我选择掀桌子 Old Tortoise, Long Life老龟长寿Historical134k WordsCompleted To hell with “if the ruler demands a subject's death, the subject must die”! To hell with “putting the greater good first and bearing humiliation for the sake of the mission”! To hell with those twelve golden decrees, each one a death warrant! I just got here, and I haven't even had my fun yet! You want me dead? Not a chance! I'll weld every window shut, too! 29Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 119 穿 Transmigrating as Li Zicheng: I Really Don't Dare Flip This Table 穿越李自成：这桌我真不敢掀 Old Tortoise, Long Life老龟长寿Historical252k WordsCompleted When Li Zicheng lays siege to Beijing, what sparks will fly when another soul takes over a body? With the Qing dynasty's strength and the maneuvering of the various Ming factions, what will the new Li Zicheng do? Join me as we step into a different final chapter of the Ming dynasty! 175Reads6.7Score—14d adds
20. 120 大 Great Qin: What a Nasty Trick, the Ancestral Dragon Can Hear My Thoughts! 大秦：夺笋呐，祖龙偷听我心声！ Great Lord Mao毛神大大Historical3.6M WordsOngoing [Hilarious + Wits and Wit] This book is mainly a comedy, with history playing a supporting role. It’s not a dry history textbook. Qin Shi Huang eavesdrops, then gets into a daily battle of wits and insults with the protagonist. If I don’t scam you, I’m letting you down. If I do scam you, I’ll profit at your expense. This book has only one purpose: to make readers laugh and starve the pandas. If it fails, then I guess I’m not good enough! 5.2kReads9.0Score48614d adds
21. 121 喜 Joy in the Tang Dynasty 喜唐 Weiwei's Wei微微的薇Historical3.6M WordsCompleted Bright and glorious is the Tang, favored by Heaven to rule the myriad lands. Our founding ancestors answered Heaven’s call, and the four imperial clans followed its ways. Heaven granted us boundless blessings, and our clans share a common virtue. Our descendants carry on the legacy, offering sacrifices to the gods and matching the Pole Star. What did it really mean for all nations to pay tribute? Was it about uncritically worshipping foreign languages, or going abroad and being treated as honore 122.5kReads9.4Score12.7k14d adds

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    [Note] What makes it most appealing is that it transforms historical figures from mere names into warm, human beings. The protagonist, Yan Bai, is particularly ingeniously portrayed—he grows up in a family that truly adheres to the spirit of the *Yan Family Instructions*. This "awakening of family precepts and bloodline" is more sophisticated and convincing than any plot device. Your speculation about the course of history is one of the book's biggest mysteries: will history proceed as expected towards the Yonghui era, or will Li Chengqian's transformation usher in a completely new golden age? This tension of "creating possibilities within the gaps of historical facts" is precisely the greatest pleasure of reading.

22. 122 我 My Laid-Back Life in the Tang Dynasty 我的悠闲唐朝生活 Mu Yun, Who Loves Fermented Rice Wine爱吃酒酿的穆云Historical301k WordsCompleted Li Runtian gazed at the compost that had been fermenting for three months, brimming with confidence as he prepared to “get down to business.” Just then, villagers gathered around, murmuring among themselves. Second Uncle said, “It stinks to high heaven. Can anything grow in this?” Li Runtian began explaining nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium, leaving the villagers staring blankly at one another. Scholar Liu translated: “Young Master Li says the land eats too, and this is its meat and vegetable 148Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Li Runtian, an associate professor at an agricultural university, transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty. Opening his eyes, he found himself in a cowshed, surrounded by cow dung, with a cow staring at him. He decided: in this life, he would never sit if he could lie down, and never move if he could stay still. To drink water while lying down, he invented an automatic dripping device. To avoid carrying water, he created a waterwheel. To avoid answering questions every day, he wrote a book called "Runtian's Agricultural Book" and threw it under a tree—take it or leave it, even if you steal it, I won't look for it, since I'll return it after I've finished reading. As a result, the county magistrate squatted down to listen, the prefect squatted down to listen, and people from all around lined up to squat down to listen. Silver piled up on the kang (heated brick bed), chickens and ducks filled the yard, but he still said the same thing: "It's all fine."

23. 123 神 Detective Di Renjie, Book Five 神探狄仁杰第五部 Northwest Brother Mao西北毛哥Mystery3.8M WordsOngoing In the final years of Emperor Wu of the Tang dynasty, the capital Luoyang had finally begun to settle down. After the brilliant detective Di Renjie exposed the Burning Heaven Fire at the Shanjin Bureau, the rebellion in Youzhou, and the Blood Eagle's chain of murders, he retired from public life and settled in the Southern Market, hoping to enjoy his twilight years in peace. But when all is quiet, trouble is never far away. After a banquet in the Eastern Palace, Crown Prince Li Xian suddenly fa 629Reads8.8Score12214d adds

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24. 124 大 The Tang Dynasty’s Female County Magistrate 大唐女县尉 Lucky Little Ji招财小吉Mystery657k WordsOngoing Tang Dynasty, women-focused suspense, mystery, crime-solving She is a rare female official under the laws of the Tang Dynasty. On her very first night in office, a strange case lands at her door: deep in a rainy alley, night watchman Chen San lies dead, wearing one brand-new red bridal embroidered shoe, while the other has vanished. Rumors that a “fox spirit has taken a husband” sweep through the city in an instant. 75Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 125 大 Great Tang: I Stole the Imperial Seal and Declared Myself County Magistrate from the Start 大唐：开局偷玉玺自封县令 Lu Jun鹭均Historical803k WordsCompleted Alternate history + “a loving father and filial son” + hilarious stress relief + no playing by the rules In the seventeenth year of Zhenguan, the Taiji Palace was robbed. What was stolen wasn't gold or jewels, but the Imperial Jade Seal. Three days later, the Yunyang County office posted a notice: “Li Wei, former Prince of Qi, is virtuous and talented, and cares for the people. He is hereby appointed seventh-rank magistrate of Yunyang County. So decreed.” A bright red impression of the Jade Sea 243Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The story unfolds across two interwoven narratives: the imperial court and the county government, creating a grand narrative. On one side, Li Wei is judging a trivial case in Yunyang; on the other, Li Shimin remains silent in Chang'an as he replies to his "rebellious father." Every event in Yunyang ultimately points to a power struggle within the imperial court.

26. 126 大 The Great Qi Marquis of One Step 大齐一步侯 A Single Thought of Nothingness一念无Historical846k WordsCompleted [Alternate history, airtight logic, a treat to listen to, multiple heroines, lighthearted daily life, the jianghu and court politics, love and hate, national and family vendettas...] A modern-day criminal investigator transmigrates into the body of a minor official in the State of Qi. At first, his only dream is to stay alive. But when foreign barbarians invade the Central Plains, slaughtering and pillaging until the kingdom falls and families are torn apart, he has no choice but to enter the fr 17kReads8.2Score1k14d adds

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    A historical fiction novel of exceptionally high quality, perfect for both listening and reading. Clear logic, well-developed characters, rich plot, and tight writing. Not a formulaic, fast-paced read. Please enjoy! [Already added to wishlist][Already added to wishlist]

27. 127 大 Great Tang: I, Li Shimin, Am a Hooligan 大唐：我李世民是流氓 Huang Xiaozhao0黄小招0Historical619k WordsCompleted Also known as: (Tang Dynasty: As I, Li Shimin, Leave the Stage, Wu Zetian Takes the Spotlight) and (Soul Swap: Ruling the Tang Empire). Liu Lang, a twenty-first-century thug, died when a woman he was harassing kicked him in the crotch and crushed his balls. To his surprise, when he opened his eyes, he had transmigrated into the body of Li Shimin, the greatest emperor of the ages. Thus began his life as a rogue emperor... 313Reads8.1Score—14d adds

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    A humorous and wonderful piece of Tang Dynasty literature

28. 128 穿 Reborn as Fang Yiai: You’ll Rebel Against the Heavens Sooner or Later 穿成房遗爱，朕看你小子迟早反天 Old Friend from the Northern Mountain北山故人Historical683k WordsCompleted A modern office drone is reborn as Fang Yiai in the Zhenguan era. Sporting the reputation of Chang'an's number-one wastrel, he stirs up trouble with his slick talk and ahead-of-his-time knowledge! He forms a tight-knit crew with Cheng Chumo and the others, trading wisecracks, crushing villains, and serving up face-slapping while playing the pig to eat the tiger and dazzling the entire court. He meets three princesses, Changle, Gaoyang, and Jinyang, and their teasing and bickering gradually bloss 5Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Fang Yi'ai of the Tang Dynasty, come and fight if you dare!

29. 129 重 Reborn in 1980: From Courtyard Menace to Peerless National Scholar 重生80，从大院祸害到国士无双 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Urban1.0M WordsOngoing The winds of change are sweeping through 1980! Ye Xiaotian, chief engineer at a high-tech company, is unexpectedly reborn. His memories of future technology become a blade with which to turn the tide of the era. With a deluge of patents in his left hand, he drives his rivals straight into bankruptcy. With black-tech blueprints in his right, he forces foreign companies to grovel. Just as foreign firms are preparing to sweep across China with their wired remote controls, he sneers: “Infrared wirel 4.7kReads6.3Score29114d adds

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    🔥Don't read this, you might laugh so hard you can't sleep!🔥 The first book is about rebirth in the 1980s + a troublemaker in a compound + a dream-fulfilling journey of a peerless patriot. The second book is about causing trouble in the Tang Dynasty, lighthearted and humorous.

30. 130 大 Great Tang: Crippled from the Start, I Get One Divine Skill Every Day 大唐：开局断腿，我每天一个神技 Kousong口枩Historical752k WordsOngoing Xu Qingyun, a graduate student in history, missed a step and fell into the Tang Dynasty, becoming Crown Prince Li Chengqian, who had just broken his leg. His leg was broken, and then a System appeared: sign in every day to receive a random divine skill. Day One: Telekinesis. A teacup floated into the air in front of Li Shimin, stunning the entire hall. Day Two: Five-Thunder Technique. Thunder crashed from a clear sky inside the great hall, and the demonic priest collapsed in terror. Day Three: L 2.1kReads—Score20714d adds

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    Having transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty, I acquired a system and began to stray further and further down the path of constantly antagonizing Li Shimin.

31. 131 别 While Others Build Careers, She Chases Handsome Men: Princess Taiping Turns All of Tang China Into Her Playground 别人搞事业她搞帅哥，太平公主渣翻全大唐 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Ancient Romance26k WordsCompleted Everyone else builds careers, but she goes after handsome men: Princess Taiping wreaks havoc across the Tang Empire 19Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Li Zhi rubbed his temples, looking utterly dejected as he glanced at Wu Zetian beside him: "Meiniang, isn't our daughter's voice a bit too loud?" Wu Zetian had just given birth, her face still pale, but her eyes already held a fierce edge. She glanced indifferently towards the delivery room: "A loud voice means a strong personality. Our Li and Wu families' offspring can't be pushovers." At that time, no one could have imagined that this little princess with her earth-shattering voice would grow up to dominate the gossip rankings of the entire Tang Dynasty for decades. Fast forward a decade or so. The little princess was around ten years old. Historical records describe her as robust, with a broad forehead and wide jaw—in plain terms: a round face, a broad forehead, and a sturdy build; not a delicate, fragile little flower, but a vibrant, energetic girl. Other royal ladies' daily schedules consisted of: practicing calligraphy, embroidery, studying female virtues, learning etiquette, practicing smiling, bowing their heads and quickly walking away from boys, speaking softly. Princess Taiping's schedule was all about doing things the opposite of what she was doing. Early in the morning, while other girls were just getting ready, Taiping had already scaled the walls of the Daming Palace, squatting atop them eating candied fruit and watching the spectacle from a higher vantage point. The palace maids were terrified, their legs going weak, clinging frantically to the base of the wall.

32. 132 穿 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军，我只想投降却狂拿战功 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I wasn't woken up by his scolding, but by the word "beauty." I rolled my eyes dramatically, put my fat hands on my hips, fanned myself with my big ears, and retorted, "You impudent monkey, stop judging others by your own standards! Don't assume everyone's like you, with their brains only capable of fighting! I, Old Pig, am different now!" After the Four Sages' test of my Zen mind, I've finally seen the light. No matter how beautiful earthly beauty is, it's just an illusion; no matter how gentle the immortals are, it's all just a mirage. I'm no longer a stupid pig who's easily swayed by lust! Sun Wukong scratched his cheek, his face full of disbelief.

33. 133 王 Honor of Kings: While Others Become Heroes, I Become a Minion and Slack Off 王者：别人穿英雄，我穿峡谷小兵摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction25k WordsCompleted At eleven at night, the light in the rental apartment was dim, and the ashtray was overflowing with cigarette butts. Jiang Fan slammed his phone onto the table. The screen protector had cracked into a spiderweb, while the screen was still stuck on the Honor of Kings results page, the glaring red 0-8 record burning his eyes. "You've got to be kidding me! Han Xin, do you even know how to jungle? They stole your blue buff eight times. What kind of jungle king are you? Go home and raise grass carp!" 13Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 134 西 Journey to the West: Everyone Lands in the Kingdom of Women, the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Just Wants to Cry 西游：全员掉进女儿国，满街美人猪八戒却只想哭 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction23k WordsCompleted The Whole Journey to the West Cast Falls Into the Kingdom of Women, and the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Can Only Cry 33Reads—Score—14d adds
35. 135 赤 The Red-Browed Rebellion’s Greatest Heroine 赤眉第一女枭雄 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Ancient Romance37k WordsCompleted The Red-Browed Rebellion’s First Female Warlord 74Reads—Score—14d adds
36. 136 杜 The Old Sword of Duling: The Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 杜陵故剑：汉宣本纪 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical37k WordsCompleted 26Reads—Score—14d adds
37. 137 穿 Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Conquer the North Sea by Playing It Safe 穿越维京：我靠苟道称霸北海 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Rule the North Sea by Keeping My Head Down 95Reads—Score214d adds
38. 138 别 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 别骂八戒好色，我只是想有个家 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction15k WordsCompleted Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 104Reads—Score—14d adds
39. 139 三 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精？俺老猪舍不得 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 80Reads—Score—14d adds
40. 140 织 Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙：东吴潘后 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Female-Channel Fanfiction46k WordsCompleted Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu 45Reads—Score114d adds
41. 141 活 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强，谁都杀不掉我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction24k WordsCompleted I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 74Reads—Score214d adds
42. 142 千 An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷29k WordsCompleted A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life 61Reads—Score214d adds
43. 143 星 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼：机械与血契 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷11k WordsCompleted Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 13Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 144 我 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷36k WordsCompleted 319Reads—Score—14d adds
45. 145 穿 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海：全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 18Reads—Score—14d adds
46. 146 高 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我，十年后碾压985学霸 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷28k WordsCompleted I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities 32Reads—Score114d adds
47. 147 诺 Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星：先锋大兵的离谱二战 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷47k WordsCompleted 343Reads—Score—14d adds
48. 148 落 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿，请君笑纳 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance34k WordsCompleted Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 9Reads—Score—14d adds

    Reader note

    I've lived for over a thousand years. Back in the Heavenly Court, I held the position of Marshal Tianpeng, commanding 80,000 celestial river soldiers. I've seen countless illusions and formations, large and small, from the immortals and gods of the Three Realms. How could a mere four sages' elaborate bewitching marriage scheme possibly fool me? The three beautiful maidens, Zhenzhen, Ai'ai, and Lianlian, are actually incarnations of the Bodhisattvas Guanyin, Samantabhadra, and Manjushri; the kind and gentle old lady in the hall is actually the Old Mother of Lishan. Others might think I'm a lustful fool, blinded by desire and unable to see the trap, but I see it all clearly. Far from being afraid of this trap, I'm overjoyed, eager to plunge headlong into it and go with the flow.

49. 149 疯 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了！法国王爷天天造反，死活没人敢杀 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷42k WordsCompleted 102Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 150 穿 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长，我只想摸鱼投降 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction32k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 957Reads—Score—14d adds

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