Funny Tang Dynasty Stories That Drive Li Shimin Crazy 大唐搞笑文,气疯李世民的那种
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- 151 I Hit Li Shimin from the Start, Then Made the Tang Dynasty Soar 开局打了李世民,我把大唐带飞了 From the start, Zhao Zian transmigrated to the eighth year of the Zhenguan era. A golden finger? He had one: a Myriad Worlds Emporium where you could buy anything. No money? That's right. His pockets were cleaner than his face. On his third day after transmigrating, before he'd even finished a bowl of soup noodles, he beat up an aristocratic young master, electrocuted his guards, and knocked Li Shimin, traveling incognito, out with one punch. "Seize him!" Zhao Zian: "Your Majesty, don't chase me 252Reads—Score12214d adds
- 152 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 153 Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我 That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 154 Destined Across Three Lifetimes: A Romantic Legacy of Young Love and Marriage 缘定三生,青春婚约的浪漫传承 A sweet promise spanning their youth, sealed by an engagement. Surrounded by the warmth of family and the passion of youth, they keep their vows and write a romantic story together, full of amusing moments from school and everyday life. From Lin Shimin's admiration for Luo Yimo, to their wondrous chance encounters at all kinds of events, and the hilarious, heartwarming episodes that follow, their story is sure to make you smile. The novel has playful banter between best friends, the warm support 30Reads—Score—14d adds
- 155 After We Parted, I Wasted My Youth in the Drizzle 一别烟雨负韶华 One Parting in Misty Rain, a Lifetime of Lost Youth 17Reads—Score—14d adds
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Great Tang: Buried in Debt, I Make Li Shimin Work for Me 大唐:百万负债,我让李世民打工
The good news: Wang Xuan transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty with a thousand years of historical knowledge and modern business savvy! The bad news: From the start, he’s saddled with a million in debt, has no parents, and is sold to a brothel! The even worse news: Every problem he solves sets off a bigger chain reaction, pushing him into even more dangerous situations! I predict a locust plague. The result: Leopard calls it a desperate bluff and nearly buries me alive. I stockpile grain. The result
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The Great Tang's Laid-Back Prince: From the Start, I Slept with the Hidden Crown Prince's Consort 大唐摆烂王,开局睡了隐太子妃
Li Fengci was an utterly unsuccessful nobody in the modern day. Then he transmigrated into the body of Li Fengci, Li Yuan’s nephew and Li Shimin’s cousin. He opens his eyes to find himself at Li Shimin’s victory banquet, in the bed of Zheng Guanyin, the former crown princess. Overwhelmed and on the verge of giving up, he awakens the Lie Flat System, only to discover that it’s just as useless as he is. His previous life was all food, drink, and entertainment, a life of song and dance. Now that he
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- 158 Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我,追白雪的渣男在哪里 Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White? 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 159 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 5Reads—Score—14d adds
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Transmigrating to the Early Tang Dynasty to Build a Different Kind of Golden Age 穿越初唐打造另类盛世
[On the Bloody Night at Xuanwu Gate, He Crashed Through History in an Off-Road RV] An earthquake in Tibet tore open space and time, sending retired combat engineer Yao Kem in and his vehicle tumbling into the ninth year of Wude. Before Xuanwu Gate, Li Shimin’s sword was aimed at the crown prince. The cold gleam of its edge met the roar of the diesel engine as Yao’s vehicle surged forward. As drones skimmed over Chang’an, the lost bronze gears of the Mohists meshed perfectly with the patterns o
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- 161 The Great Song’s Industrial Liangshan 大宋之工业梁山 A collection of trope-defying scenes: Wu Song doesn’t fight a tiger; he’s a righteous man from Hangzhou in the historical records. Ximen Qing isn’t some domineering CEO, but a shy top student devoted to medical research. And there’s more: Hu Sanniang isn’t a bold heroine of the martial world, but an artsy young woman. What about Pan Jinlian? As it turns out, she’s the little maid who follows Sanniang around... Wang Yifan transmigrates to a different Liangshan. Watch as he stirs up a storm of blo 71Reads—Score—14d adds
- 162 Late Ming Qinhuai: New Songs from the Flower Boat Shake the Realm 明末秦淮:花船新曲震山河 [Transmigrate Into a Deadly Predicament + Cheat Space + Strong Female Lead Building a Business] The moment I opened my eyes, I’d crushed the son of a Ming official, and a knife was already at my throat! Luckily, a scar on my wrist concealed a modern laboratory. A stun gun took down the brute, and I even had a bar management manual! Other people transmigrate and get caught up in palace intrigue. I went to the Qinhuai River and brought a run-down pleasure boat back to life. The girls from the lowe 98Reads—Score—14d adds
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Reborn in Li Bai's Body? From the Start at Mawei Post Station, I Save Yang Yuhuan 魂穿李白?开局马嵬驿,我救玉环
One of Tomato's rare gems. The An Lushan Rebellion, an exiled immortal and a noble consort, intrigue amid chaos, and fervent devotion to the nation. A man remains a boy until the day he dies. As he makes his way through life, apart from Yang Yuhuan, his unattainable first love, which of the colorful women of the Tang dynasty became his cinnabar-marked love? And who remained the one he could never let go? Most importantly, whether heroes or villains, everyone is sharp-witted. This story is entire
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Apprenticed to the Tang Dynasty’s King of Medicine 我给大唐药王当学徒
Chen Mo, a student at a modern university of Chinese medicine, is a cocky guy who peppers every sentence with scientific jargon. After trying out a “miracle” remedy he concocted, he accidentally transmigrates to the Tang dynasty and becomes an apprentice to the medicine king, Sun Simiao. He tries to explain Tang-era medicine using modern medical concepts like “microorganisms” and “antibiotics,” causing one ridiculous mishap after another. Yet amid all the banter and bickering, he and Sun Simiao
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Siheyuan: I Wield My Brush and Stir Up the Storm 四合院:执笔搅风云
Reborn in 1952, Wang Ping'an transmigrates to Courtyard No. 95 on Nanluoguxiang. Alone in the world, he seems like a timid, easily bullied orphan to his neighbors. He makes a living writing articles and stories, often drawing on the people and events in the courtyard for inspiration. Anyone who deliberately gives him a hard time or schemes against him ends up as a villain in one of his stories, and the rumors soon spread throughout the entire compound. Everyone assumes he is a helpless writer,
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The Benevolent Ancestor of the Tang Dynasty 【大唐仁祖】
[Golden Finger] [Transmigration] [Li Ke] [Political Intrigue] [History] From the start, he transmigrates into Li Ke. Facing certain death, he uses Li Shimin as a chess piece and goes head-to-head with the Changsun clan and the Guanlong aristocratic families, deftly resolving the struggle over the crown prince's succession. From the start, he is trapped in a dead end: Changsun Wuji has already begun plotting to frame him, and the deadly purge of Zhenguan Year 17 is less than six years away. He
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Snap the Red Thread and Marry the Demon Venerable 掰开红线嫁魔尊
Tear Apart the Red Thread and Marry the Demon Venerable
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- 168 The Fate Emperor Owes Me Three Hundred Thousand 司命帝君欠我三十万 The Fate Emperor Owes Me Three Hundred Thousand 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 169 After We Started Sleeping Apart, My Dao Companion and I Made an Ancient Curse Explode 分房睡后,我和道侣把上古咒印气炸了 After We Started Sleeping in Separate Rooms, My Dao Companion and I Drove the Ancient Curse Seal Mad 16Reads—Score—14d adds
- 170 The Divine Emperor's Contract Beast Is Actually Female?! 神帝的契约兽竟是母的?! The God Emperor’s contracted beast is actually female?! 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 171 Sect Leader, Please Behave Yourself 掌门,请自重 Sect Leader, Please Mind Your Manners 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 172 Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 剑尊别追了 Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 173 With the Golden Band, I Can’t Love You; Without It, I Can’t Save You 戴上金箍不能爱你,不戴金箍不能救你 With the golden circlet on, I can’t love you. Without it, I can’t save you. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 174 Fooled Twice and Slept With? I Turned Around and Made the Whole Cultivation World Cry 被骗两次还被睡?反手骗哭整个修仙界 Fooled twice and slept with, too? I’ll turn around and make the entire cultivation world cry. 15Reads—Score—14d adds
- 175 The Abyssal Demon Lord Fell in Love with Me 深渊魔主爱上我 The Abyssal Demon Lord Falls for Me 25Reads—Score—14d adds
- 176 After Thirty-Nine Thousand Years, I Was Won Over by a Puppy-Like Young Man 三万九千岁后,我被小狼狗拿下了 After Thirty-Nine Thousand Years, I Was Won Over by a Puppy-Like Boyfriend 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 177 Master, You Said the Three Realms Were at Peace 师尊他说,三界太平 Master Says the Three Realms Are at Peace 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 178 I Accidentally Awakened the Myriad Demon King 我把万妖王嘤醒了 I Woke the Myriad Demon King with a Meow 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 179 My Wife Collected Eight Hundred Years of Pay at Our Sect, Until I Discovered She'd Been Taking My Tribulations for Me 我老婆在宗门发了八百年工资,直到我发现她是替我挡劫 My Wife Has Been Drawing Her Sect’s Pay for Eight Hundred Years, Until I Realized She Was Taking My Place to Avert My Tribulation 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 180 The Best Waist in the Three Realms 三界第一腰 The Best Waist in the Three Realms 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 181 This Man Has On-Screen Comments Above His Head 这个男人头上长弹幕了 This Man Has Speech Bubbles Over His Head 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 182 Oh No! It’s About to Become an Emperor! 不好!它要成帝! Oh No! It's About to Become an Emperor! 9Reads—Score—14d adds
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Li Shimin Delivers Takeout on Chang'an Street 李世民在长安街送外卖
(Dual male leads) Li Shimin, the brave and imposing emperor of the Tang Dynasty, transmigrates to the modern day by accident. Huzi is a food delivery rider in Xi'an. He happens to find Li Shimin and takes him along on his deliveries. Unfamiliar with modern life, Li Shimin gets into all sorts of hilarious predicaments. As they bicker and learn to get along, their trust in each other grows.
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Chang'an of This World 此间长安
A lifetime in a frail body, half a life among books. After an unexpected long sleep, he wakes in the Tang dynasty, during the Zhenguan era. Young Lin Chen has nothing to his name and a life as insignificant as a blade of grass. The moment he opens his eyes, he falls into a deadly predicament. In his previous life, he was confined to a sickbed, unable to live freely. In this life, even if he must walk through the mud, he will make every step shine. He will neither curry favor with the powerful no
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Great Tang’s Mischievous Princess Has Everyone’s Adoration 大唐,淘气公主,全民追捧
Lost in the Zhenguan era, he stumbles upon an imperial princess, with the internet right inside his head! He wins over the beloved little princess of the Tang, takes the adorable child on trips through mountains and rivers, and turns her into the nation’s darling. Quietly, he uses an invisible web to bring the entire Li Tang empire under his control!
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- 186 Twelve Mayflies in Chang'an 长安十二蚍蜉 Originally titled Twelve Mayflies of Chang’an. Born with the lot of an ant, yet never abandoning the ambitions of a mayfly. The prosperity of Chang’an was built on the sweat and blood of countless mayflies, but they were never allowed to enjoy its glory. The collapse of the great house was never the mayflies’ aim. They only wanted to live, and to live with a little more dignity, without being buried beneath the dust of this prosperous age. The rise and fall of empires may be ordained, but the pa 54Reads8.7Score—14d adds
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A Tragic Rich Kid Opens a Tourist Attraction 悲剧富二代开景区
I transmigrated, my family fortune was stolen, my luxury car was gone, my mansion was gone, and so was my company. Oh, I still have three islands. Damn this System, making a transmigrator work for a living. How about opening a tourist attraction? The mermaid legend could work, and Journey to the West could work too. Peach Blossom Island is out of the question: I’m the island master. Should I add immortal cultivation? Maybe demonic cultivation too?
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A Sixty-Year-Old Man Is Reborn and Soars to the Top 60岁老大爷重生后一飞冲天
A 60-year-old man is reborn and rises to the top overnight
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- 189 I Transmigrated, So Why Am I a Wolf? 穿越了,怎么是狼 Some transmigrate into the body of a farmer’s son, pass the imperial examinations, and become pillars of the nation. Some transmigrate into the body of a prince and remain unshaken amid raging storms. But how come I transmigrated into a wolf, and not even a grown one, but a wolf cub? 24Reads—Score—14d adds
- 190 After Reincarnation, You're Still a Scumbag 轮回后的你依然是渣男 Even after reincarnation, you’re still a scumbag 84Reads—Score—14d adds
- 191 Screaming City: Overtime Hell 尖叫城市之加班地狱 Screaming City: The Overtime Hell 11Reads—Score114d adds
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The Great Song Coroner, Part Three 大宋提刑官第三部
At the end of the Southern Song, Song Ci, the founding father of Chinese forensic science, resigns from office and retreats into seclusion after losing all faith in the court. He devotes himself to completing the work of a lifetime, The Collected Cases of Injustice Rectified. But the tides of the age will not let him stand apart. Mongol cavalry rides south, and the realm is shattered. In his twilight years, Song Ci is forced to return to public life. From a corruption-murder case at the Jianyang
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The Chang’an Ghost Market: You Su Inn 长安鬼市之有苏客栈
Ghost Market, Eastern District: The Warm Jade and Rising Smoke Chronicles A comeback story about order, compassion, and chaos In the darkest corner of Chang’an, the Eastern District of the Ghost Market was once a lawless place where humans, demons, spirits, and the dead lived side by side. It was chaotic and poor, yet wondrously strange. Then three visitors from another world, Sun Qi, Han Yun, and Qin Yingying, arrived, and everything began to change. Bringing modern business ideas and a human
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A Record of Monster Containment in Tang Dynasty Luoyang 大唐神都妖怪收容日志
Foxfire Illuminates the Iron Case: Together, They Guard the Three Realms **Everyone knows she was a femme fatale, but no one knows she took the poisoned wine in his place.** The blood before Zichen Hall had yet to cool, while the historians’ pens carved “demon consort” into the record like blades. But when she broke free from the cold prison of the River of Forgetfulness, all she remembered was the blood-stained moonlight before Nuwa’s Temple, and a truth drowned beneath a thousand years of c
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- 195 The Celestial Bus: The Mystery of Chang’an 《天机巴士:长安迷踪》 The Heavenly Secret Bus: The Mystery of Chang'an —Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Long Blade of Zhenguan: The Special Forces Soldier and Princess Pingyang's Glory 贞观长锋:特种兵与平阳公主的盛
Top special forces soldier Lin Ce transmigrated to the early years of the Zhenguan era. At a moment of mortal danger, he saved Princess Pingyang, Li Xiuning, who was supposed to die. With modern military strategy, technology, and an iron-fisted approach, he swept away foreign threats and reformed the empire for the better. Together with Princess Pingyang, he forged a golden age of Zhenguan that brought all nations to pay tribute.
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Iron-Blooded Resolve: Twin Dragons Shine Across the Land 铁血文心:双龙耀山河
As the realm crumbles, two outstanding men rise from the Lu clan. The elder brother is a poet renowned throughout the land. After a difficult journey through the imperial exams and a turbulent career in office, he rises from humble scholar to founding emperor, using the heart of a writer to bring peace to the realm. The younger brother is a martial prodigy. Setting out from Siming Mountain, he gathers heroes of the northern jianghu, makes his name on the battlefields of the Western Xia, assassin
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The Hot-Blooded Hunter: God’s Assault 热血猎人神之袭击
[Survival] [Hunting] [Fighting the Japanese invaders and looting their gear] [Cultivation] Wang Fei has just entered the world of cultivation when he's forced into becoming a live-in son-in-law. One blow shatters his dantian, setting him on a long road from staying alive to rising to greatness. Though he has lost his cultivation, he takes countless disciples. This novel was not written by AI. Every word was painstakingly typed out by the author, who only hopes readers will enjoy the story in its
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Death God of the Night 黑夜杀神
Hunted from the start, I barely escaped with my life. I fought to defy fate, launching attacks and taking down countless powerful opponents. Born with a beautiful face... I hope you enjoy the story. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well!
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- 200 City of Heartbreak 情伤都市 My new work is out! Come read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 1.1kReads—Score—14d adds

















































