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1. 801 无 Whatever, I Have Three Chances to Fake My Death 无所谓，我有三次死遁机会 Mu Shenye牧神野73k WordsCompleted Whatever, I Have Three Chances to Fake My Death 2.5kReads—Score—14d adds
2. 802 死 My Archenemy Insists on Queuing With Me as a Duo 死对头非要和我双排 Mu Shenye牧神野31k WordsCompleted My Mortal Enemy Insists on Duo Queueing With Me 1.7kReads—Score—14d adds
3. 803 洪 Honghuang: A Great Dao Space from the Start 洪荒：开局一个大道空间 Big Meat Bun大肉包子Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted [Comedy + No Female Lead + Master of Dirty Tricks] Zhang Hao transmigrated into the primordial world, becoming an ordinary human before the Three Pure Ones had attained sainthood. After meeting Laozi, who was traveling among humanity, he awakened the golden finger called the Great Dao Space, which let him synchronize with others and copy their spiritual treasures. From then on, Zhang Hao went further and further down the path of being a master of dirty tricks. During the Investiture of the Gods 27.5kReads8.8Score1.4k14d adds

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   They're all hilarious!!! The fourth book has a female lead, but the first three don't, yet they're all incredibly funny!!! You should try it if you don't believe me!!!

4. 804 什 What? You Won't Read It Because It's Too Absurd? Then Open It Up Yourself 什么！因为太抽象不看！自己掰开 Heartbroken, Heartbroken心寒心寒了Urban596k WordsOngoing [Urban Slice of Life] [Absurd Humor and Memes] [Campus] [System Glitch] [The System Transmigrated, Not Me] [Light Novel] (The rating just came out, so it's a bit low. Don't run off!) “Doctor, I think my friend is sick.” “What is your friend's name?” “Dog System.” “What symptoms does it have?” “It keeps treating our world like a cyberpunk world. It thinks the internet is the Origin World, the girls who dance while wiping glass are desire-cultivating evil cultivators, and our phones are peerless m 565Reads7.4Score—14d adds

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5. 805 假 Fake Lessons, Real Schemes: The Childhood Friend Tutor’s Epic Fail 假教学真套路，竹马导师翻车实录 Mu Shenye牧神野11k WordsCompleted The Fake Lesson, the Real Seduction: A Record of My Childhood Friend Mentor’s Epic Backfire 378Reads—Score814d adds
6. 806 捉 Ghost Hunting: Streamer, Please Stop Lurking! 捉鬼：主播求求你别苟了！ A Durian一只榴莲Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted “Don’t worry, folks. Ghosts absolutely never attack people hiding under their blankets.” Troll commenters: “...” “So you’re saying you’ll stay in there no matter what, huh?” Gou Qilai: “Heh! Just look at my name. You should know I’m not coming out!” Troll commenters: “You shouldn’t be called Gou Qilai. You should be called a damn coward. I’ve never seen anyone this chicken.” [Ding! Ghost-Hunting System successfully bound. Your newbie gift pack has been issued.] Gou Qilai: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ “System, 1.8kReads8.7Score16514d adds
7. 807 松 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 Highway Cat公路猫Fantastical Romance302k WordsCompleted (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 148Reads—Score—14d adds

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   The story begins with picking up a nine-tailed fox, and the demon king refuses to leave. A lighthearted, comedic, slice-of-life, slow-paced cultivation story. [Laughs]

8. 808 句 The Mortal World Between the Lines 句隙里的人间 Peter Xuan'er1Peter轩儿1Modern Romance384k WordsOngoing A novel imagined from thought-provoking sentences. Each chapter is based on a different sentence. The chapters stand alone and aren't connected. I mostly just wanted to write something and make the sentences more memorable. 3Reads—Score114d adds

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   I found it quite interesting. Check out the comments section.

9. 809 本 This King's Sleeve Is Thoroughly Severed 本王这袖，断的彻底 Born Under a Lucky Star八字过硬Two Male Leads562k WordsCompleted [Preorders for The World Cannot Keep What It Loves Most open at 7:00 p.m. on Saturday, August 15. For the first 15 minutes, signed copies are available with no quantity limit; from 16 to 30 minutes, copies personally signed by the author are available with no quantity limit!] [Two male leads + The prince has a bit of a sense of humor] Everyone knew Prince Pu was gay. Even the man on the imperial throne turned a blind eye. Prince Pu had loved many people in his life. A horseman from the frontier 34.7kReads9.6Score5k14d adds
10. 810 混 The Chaotic Record of Mending the Heavens 混沌补天录 Slender Willow in the Prose文中细柳Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [No System, no being reborn, cautious cultivation, sound logic, quotable lines, and hilarious comedy] Please don't expect this to follow the usual formula of some cultivation novels, where the protagonist becomes invincible and starts killing as soon as he begins cultivating. This story follows the protagonist's transformation from an ordinary person, and strives to stay closer to real life, with plenty of introspection and social criticism. Starting as a law-abiding citizen, the protagonist fir 5.6kReads8.6Score59614d adds

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    I laughed so hard my abs hurt in the middle of the night! 😂 The sixth mortal, having obtained a cultivation inheritance, embarks on a cultivation journey in the city, hiding his true nature. The book is full of memorable quotes, realistic critiques, and philosophical reflections. Everyone is intelligent, and the psychological descriptions are exquisite! 👍 A word of caution: please don't approach this novel with traditional notions that cultivation equals invincibility or the ability to kill at will. This is an exploration-based growth story, not mindless wish-fulfillment. It teaches you to start by obeying the law, understanding the rules, and then becoming decisive in killing. 🤭😄

11. 811 爹 Dad, Stop Hiding and Come Out of the Mountains. You're Truly Invincible! 爹，别苟了出山吧，你真无敌了！ Dream-Chasing Little Kite追梦小纸鸢Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted [Invincible] [Laying low] [Empress] [System sign-in] [Raising a daughter] [Everyone’s favorite] [One female lead] When your daughter roams the martial world, you fear she’ll get hurt! When your daughter becomes a big shot, she’ll have your back! My name is Chu Mo, an ordinary man. From the start, my wife and daughter had already left me. I planned to live out my life quietly in the mountains, but who could have guessed my daughter would sneak off to explore the martial world and make me out to b 36.5kReads9.0Score3.1k14d adds

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    These are all hilarious, high-quality, completed novels! 🔥 The first one had everyone laughing, especially the audiobook version – if you don't laugh out loud, come and yell at me! [Urban setting + silly villain + humor + novel theme] 3 million words long, super long, read it all at once for a satisfying experience, incredibly novel, incredibly explosive, subverting tropes, no unnecessary clichés 🔥 The male lead transmigrates to the scene where he kidnapped the female lead, only to find that the chosen one is about to kill him. He immediately kidnaps himself, fakes the scene, and then plays the victim to get the female lead to save him, hahaha. When the chosen one storms in, the female lead is taking care of the weak and helpless villain (**).

12. 812 别 Don't Get Reckless, I'm Really Here to Farm 别浪，我真是来发育的 Afraid of Little Chatterboxes怕小啰嗦Eastern Fantasy581k WordsCompleted [Soul Transmigration to Cultivation World + Lighthearted Humor + MOBA Tactics + Anti-System + No Female Lead] Middle schooler Lin Mo transmigrates to another world and discovers that every prodigy who makes a bold vow meets a sudden death. As the country's one and only chosen "loophole," he uses exam-prep books from the Five-Three series to make the cultivation world weep on his left, and MOBA tactics to wipe out ancient sects on his right. He vows to uncover the truth behind this world controll 3Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I'm just a middle school student who wants to play King of Glory quietly. How did I become the chosen one, burdened with the survival of civilization and forced to play hide-and-seek with a higher-dimensional system? This is even more absurd than making me play Zhuang Zhou as a jungler! But the faint phantom pain in my abdomen is a stark reminder: recklessness can really kill you.

13. 813 末EN Apocalypse: Stockpiling a Billion in Supplies from Day One 末世：开局先囤十亿物资 Hate Being Young and Naive恨年少无知Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.3M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + Rebirth + Spatial Ability + Stockpiling Supplies + Ruthless, No Saintly Savior + Building a Faction] “Mr. Chen, your one hundred family buckets of fried chicken have arrived.” “Mr. Chen, your one hundred roast ducks have arrived.” “Boss Chen, your ten thousand tons of pork have arrived.” Chen Luo, known as the Void King, relied on his unmatched ability to lie low until every survivor had died. In the whole world, only monsters remained; there were no humans left. With nothing left 117.9kReads9.3Score9.4k14d adds
14. 814 我 I’m Just a Web Novelist, So How Did I Become a Literary Great? 我就一写网文的，怎么成文豪了 One Thousand and One千里零零一Urban792k WordsOngoing [Parallel World + Single Female Lead + Coming of Age] “Recently, Mr. Luo Ji, one of only two people in Hua Kingdom to win the world's highest honor in science fiction, released his memoir of his friendship with literary giant Gu Yuan. He admitted that it was the most legendary and controversial friendship of his life...” “Because Gu Yuan made him the protagonist of one of his books, the world remembers him as the sword-wielder who ushered in the Deterrence Era, rather than as a world-class maste 149kReads9.1Score12.9k14d adds

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    The pseudonym "Wenhao" simultaneously wrote "Dragon Raja" and "One Hundred Years of Solitude," using internet slang to tease traditional literary circles. Chapter 239 is full of internet memes, such as using "terrifyingly so" to describe the Nobel Prize judging committee.

15. 815 带 Taking My Sister-in-Law on the Path to Immortality 带嫂子修仙记 Fate's One-Slash Style命运一刀流Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsOngoing The rating has just been posted and will rise later. A mortal's journey, with steady growth. Sun Dongliang and his sister-in-law were sold together and sent deep into the mountains to toil. They were destined to be buried there for the rest of their lives. But he had a mysterious treasure bottle. It could automatically detect and capture spirit beasts! It could remove impurities and turn junk into treasure! His low-grade cultivation techniques could be directly enhanced into high-grade technique 26.7kReads8.5Score2k14d adds
16. 816 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: Scott Wants to Become an Aeon Too 崩铁：斯科特也相当星神 Swiftwind Kirito疾风桐人Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted [The low readership is because the platform gave it little exposure. Now fully complete. Entirely hand-written, no AI, and absolutely no padding!] [Honkai: Star Rail + Honkai Impact 3rd + Genshin Impact + System + comedy + transmigration + fun-loving protagonist + Scott] Ladies and gentlemen! The man standing at the forefront of the cosmos, fighting the Destruction Legion led by Iron Curtain, is...! The great Emperor of Jarilo-VI The newest member of the Genius Society The goblins’ farm owner Th 1.4kReads8.4Score16014d adds

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17. 817 漂 The Gorgeous, High-Maintenance Mediator of the 1970s 漂亮作精在七零当调解员 Er Lulu二鹿鹿Modern Romance298k WordsCompleted [Period Setting + Beloved by the Whole Family + Hilarious + Military Marriage] You were supposed to mediate family disputes, not encourage people to get divorced! - After five years as a marriage counselor, breaking up countless unhappy couples, Jiang An'an was hit over the head with a brick and flung into the material-scarce 1970s. Her father was a lazy good-for-nothing, her mother was tough as nails, and all three of her older sisters were a handful. As for her, she was a beautiful airhead who 5.9kReads8.8Score59614d adds

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    [Laughing and crying][Laughing and crying] Hilarious! Marriage mediator Jiang An'an, after five years of working and breaking up countless unhappy couples, is tragically thrown into the materially impoverished 1970s by a brick. She has a lazy father, a domineering mother, and three eccentric sisters. And she, a beautiful but utterly awful woman! This family of freaks makes her uncle's family seem all the more honest, kind, and upright.

18. 818 大 Great Ming: The Village's Little Top Scholar, Whom Old Zhu Absolutely Adores 大明：乡村小状元，老朱贼稀罕我 Scholar Who Wins a Marquisate封侯书生Historical2.0M WordsCompleted During the Hongwu era of the Ming dynasty, Zhu Qiniu, an ordinary four-year-old farm boy, accidentally comes across a silver bell. From then on, he dreams every night of entering a room filled with books: the Thousand Character Classic, the Hundred Family Surnames, the Four Books and Five Classics, collections of successful candidates’ exam essays from every dynasty, and more. With his golden finger and relentless effort, he becomes the top scholar before the age of ten. Beloved by Old Zhu, Litt 18.5kReads8.9Score1.5k14d adds

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    A historical article that will make you laugh until you're pounding the bed; the simple-minded child has the best life.

19. 819 救 Help! The Demon Lord and I Switched Bodies, and Now He's Carrying My Baby 救命！与魔尊互换后他怀了我的崽 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance525k WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration + System space + body swap + sweet romance + yandere + two powerful, devoted leads + everyone’s favorite + ensemble cast + multiple couples] Ye Pianpian accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes the most miserable villainess in the Longevity Sect. The System tells her she has to win over the Demon Lord to survive, but she swaps bodies with him the moment she transmigrates. She breezes through the entrance test, becoming a genius girl who draws ever 868Reads7.4Score11514d adds

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    Hilarious Transmigration Novels for Female Readers: ① Hilarious Mind-Reading + Melon-Eating System 🍉 The prince gets so angry while eating melons that he's practically in tears. ② Hilarious Transmigration: The female protagonist swaps bodies with the Demon Lord, resulting in various hilarious and absurd situations. ③ Hilarious Transmigration: The goddess-like doctor transmigrates into a coffin to be buried with the prince and kisses him awake. ④ Strong Female Lead with a Space to Abuse Scum and Build a Career - Super Satisfying! ⑤ Hilarious Mind-Reading: The Tyrant Has Two Personalities, They're Jealous of Each Other - Sweet, Pampering, and Funny.

20. 820 从 Conquering Myriad Worlds, Starting with the Closet 从衣柜开始征服万界 Durian Mooncake榴莲馅月饼Urban558k WordsCompleted Zhou Jian never dreamed that one dating site his mom signed him up for on a whim would send his life completely out of control. His wardrobe became a portal that refreshed every week. The good news: Everyone who came through fell for him. The bad news: He fell for everyone who came through. 339Reads6.3Score—14d adds

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    No one will lift me up to my lofty ambitions; I will brave the snow to reach the mountain peak myself.

21. 821 陪 On the Night of My Burial, I Brought the God of War Prince Back from the Dead 陪葬夜，我让战神王爷起死回生 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors" Animated adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors: The Prince’s Beloved" [Hilarious + Transmigration + Sweet romance + Obsessive love + Devoted pairing + Imperial physician heroine + Palace and household intrigue + Inspirational] I was a military doctor with a PhD when I transmigrated, only to find myself about to be buried alive as a sacrifice for the dead God of War, the Prince? I grabbed the burial offerings and ran, planning to live in luxu 21.1kReads9.3Score2.4k14d adds
22. 822 我 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Urban650k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 639Reads—Score4714d adds
23. 823 做 Be a Concubine? You're Not Worthy! I'll Find a Better Match, and You'll Beg Me to Stay 做妾？你也配？另谋高嫁你下跪 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance565k WordsCompleted This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe 5.5kReads8.9Score54714d adds
24. 824 我 I’m No Menace 我不是祸害 Forty-Two四拾贰Urban3.4M WordsCompleted Su Nuo has no dreams. His ideal life is to work, earn money, and get married. Even as the age of superpowers sweeps in, he remains unmoved. But who knows how it happened? He just keeps getting stronger and stronger... 357Reads5.4Score—14d adds
25. 825 末 Apocalypse: My Fortress Soldiers Work Nine to Five 末世：我要塞小兵，朝九晚五 The Wind Beneath the Moon Never Ages月下不老风Urban584k WordsCompleted Hilarious + System + spiritual qi revival + the protagonist doesn’t build a harem “Why did you enlist?” “My life is missing a rich older woman.” “Aren’t you afraid of dying?” “Aren’t you?” “I am.” “Then why ask!” 1kReads8.3Score11614d adds

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    The language is "beautiful"!

26. 826 恋 Chugging Drinks on a Dating Show: You Call This a Pretty Boy? 恋综上吨吨吨喝酒，这叫小鲜肉？ The Amazing Cannon Fodder神奇的炮灰Urban688k WordsOngoing Li Du transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes a young idol who has just joined Yang Mi's agency. At Boss Yang's arrangement, he joins the dating show The Heart Signal. Unexpectedly, he awakens the Wine Immortal System. As long as he drinks, he earns points that he can use to draw all kinds of god-tier skills. And so, the dating show's whole vibe goes completely off the rails. Hua Chenyu sings. Li Du keeps guzzling wine. Wang Yibo dances. Li Du keeps guzzling wine. Hua Chenyu and Wang 757Reads8.3Score10414d adds

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    This book perfectly fits the theme: Dionysus! Poet Immortal! And can even solo a wild boar in the wild!

27. 827 理 A Science Whiz in Another World 理科学霸在异界 Low-Key Teacher Wang低调的王老师Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted Sword techniques too profound? I have linear algebra. By using matrix transformations to solve multivariable linear equations, I can calculate the angles of every change in a sword technique. Arts that would normally take two or three years to master, I learn in less than a month! Formations hiding mysteries? I have solid geometry and calculus. No need to memorize books on formations: I can set one up in the blink of an eye and shatter one as easily as scattering dust! Sword forging keeps failin 164Reads6.5Score—14d adds
28. 828 有 With the Tyrant’s Mind-Reading Ability, I’m Slaying My Way Through the Imperial Palace 有了暴君读心术，我在皇宫杀疯了 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance384k WordsCompleted [Hilarious Transmigration + Historical Romance + Mind Reading + Pocket Space with a Spirit Spring + Healing a Yandere + Palace Intrigue and Power Struggles + Sweet, Devoted Romance + Medical Skills] Modern miracle doctor Ye Li dies suddenly and transmigrates, becoming the neglected consort of a deranged tyrant. The tyrant is a madman, a complete lunatic, and every night he goes on a killing spree. The original heroine is blinded by love and gullibly trusts Prince Jin's vows. She helps him kill t 278Reads6.5Score—14d adds
29. 829 一 One Man, One Dog, One Zombie 一人一狗一丧尸 Uncle Nan Yao南妖叔Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.1M WordsCompleted [No superpowers + no System + plot-focused + no harem] Huang Jin, a young man who secretly worked in a specialized line of business, received a call from his boss at the beginning of the zombie outbreak. His boss ordered him to stay put in C City and wait for the organization to rescue him. But time passed, and after waiting for two whole years, Huang Jin still saw no sign of anyone from the organization. He decided to head to Z City, where his boss was, on his own. Along the way, he came across 35.5kReads9.4Score3.4k14d adds

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    ✨A bittersweet comedy, a truly excellent completed book. You'll understand once you finish reading it; this is the gold standard among tomato-themed books.

30. 830 我 I Get All My Cultivation Techniques by Scavenging 我的功法全靠捡 Million-Strong Single-Player King百万单机王Eastern Fantasy4.9M WordsCompleted [Host picked up 10 points of Azure Dragon bloodline] [Host picked up an ancient remnant manual: Chaos Five-Spirit Art.] Pick up the strongest runes from an incomparable beauty? Pick up peerless cultivation techniques just by passing a cave? Lin Chen transmigrates to a fantasy world and gains the Heavenly Dao Loot System. In a world teeming with powerful experts, Lin Chen gets everything he needs, from cultivation techniques and combat skills to divine weapons, bloodlines, and runes, simply by pi 4.5kReads9.2Score65714d adds
31. 831 穿 Transmigrated as the Villain's Mom, Spoiled by My Devoted Husband 穿成反派亲妈，被纯情老公宠爆了 Shu Zisu舒子苏Modern Romance486k WordsCompleted [Adorable baby + one-on-one sweet romance + married first, love later + satisfying revenge + martial-arts heroine + sweet, devoted child who adores his mother + shy, lovesick male lead] Jiang Tang transmigrated into the wrong book and became the villain's wicked mother. In the end, her reborn son tormented her to death. Luckily, her husband never came home, she didn't have to give birth to a child, and her black card had no limit. She could spend with one hand and care for a baby with the other. 10.1kReads9.1Score81514d adds

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    This book is hilarious! I accidentally clicked on it and couldn't get out. Hahaha, the first page is hilarious. "Madam, the young master has been standing in the corner for three hours." The huge villa living room was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. Jiang Tang groggily opened her eyes, but was blinded by the golden light on the wall and closed them again. She turned over and continued lying down. A typical CEO quote made her reply: "Oh, so did he admit his mistake?" Aunt Liu and the housekeeper had expressions of 'I knew it,' and the scene was eerily silent. Jiang Tang rubbed her eyes, and a blurry scene appeared before her, like a tiny ball of fluff floating by. She learned to ask and answer herself: "What? Did he buy the corner?" A classic CEO tactic: buy whatever's not working out.

32. 832 新 After Our Wedding-Night Divorce, the God of War Prince Goes Mad Chasing Me 新婚夜和离后，战神王爷追疯了 Listening To Rain At Star Pond星池听雨Ancient Romance361k WordsCompleted [Hilarious power fantasy + ancient setting + transmigration + romance + sweet doting love + pocket dimension + both reborn + cultivation] Special agent Chu Zhaoning transmigrates, and things get downright absurd! Before she can even open her eyes, a masked bastard ambushes her from behind. She flies into a rage, and the consequences are serious. Without another word, she unleashes the secret move she has treasured for years: tickling his armpits. But the bastard is no pushover! Chu Zhaoning give 9.1kReads8.4Score1k14d adds

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    This book is hilarious; every chapter is laugh-out-loud funny.

33. 833 被 After My Adopted Son Abandoned Me, I Stopped Being Everyone's Father 被养子遗弃后，我不再给别人当爹 Tianchen Xingyu天辰星语Rural Life202k WordsOngoing After the male lead, Lin Yang, is abandoned by his five adopted sons, he loses all hope. Fortunately, his daughters-in-law are good to him, so he decides to stop dwelling on the past, help his five daughters-in-law build their fortunes, and embark on an extraordinary path. 1.7kReads—Score7514d adds

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34. 834 天 Heavenfall 天陨 Can I Give You My Life?命给你行不行Urban3.2M WordsCompleted A falling meteor streaked across the sky, tearing open a rift in time and space that connected power and disaster, purity and corruption, and the realms beyond the “new” and the “old.” Heaven and earth were tainted, and people’s hearts turned impure. The Nine Realms became connected, and the uncanny began to spread. As heaven neared its fall, some stood firm in the mortal world, cleansing the way and suppressing demons, while others plunged into hell to hold up the sky, seeking a path with their 1.3kReads8.8Score20514d adds
35. 835 须 The Sumeru Ring: My Road to a Comeback 须弥戒，我的逆袭之路 Turning the Tide of the Mortal World逆转红尘Urban1.4M WordsOngoing I was reborn on a rainy night in late autumn. Not far away, my second uncle and his son were digging a pit for me, preparing to bury me in a graveyard. In my previous life, I woke up and escaped, never to return. I drifted through life, and just before I died, I came across a news report. On this very day, my second uncle sold my newlywed wife to human traffickers, leading to her being abused and killed. This time, I won't run away. Whoever digs the pit will be buried in it. 8.8kReads7.4Score79214d adds
36. 836 游 Reality Invaded by Games: I Became a God as Jiahao 游戏入侵现实：我扮演嘉豪成神 Lord of the Purple Pavilion紫阁阁主大人Sports107k WordsCompleted [Act Tough and Get Stronger? You Got It!] Everyone at school laughed at Li Jiahao for putting on a tough-guy act. He hid his face behind a black mask and strutted around every day, but in reality he was a total weakling. He was always saying things like: “Back row, by the window: the king’s homeland.” “So this is Earth? Interesting.” “With the sun and moon in my hands and stars at my fingertips, no one in this world can match my greatness!” Then the sky split and the earth shattered. Games invad 11Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Lots of memes and witty remarks, funny and abstract!

37. 837 大 Great Ming: I Have a Brain Disorder, Yet You Still Want Me to Be Emperor 大明：我有脑疾，你还让我当皇帝 Let's Finish This Bottle of Lao Gan Ma干了这瓶老干妈Historical1.1M WordsOngoing Zhu Su was an overworked wage slave from the 22nd century. After falling asleep, he transmigrates and becomes Zhu Su, the Ming dynasty's fifth prince. At eight years old, he risks his life to save Empress Ma and the crown prince. That same year, the imperial physician diagnoses him with a brain disorder. Now the empress and crown prince owe him their lives, and he even has an official “medical certificate” from the imperial physician. Zhu Su charges headlong down the path of pretending to have a 9.7kReads9.1Score65114d adds

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    Both of these are funny

38. 838 十EN Ten Days to the End 十日终焉 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.7MReads9.9Score206.4k14d adds
39. 839 儒 The Confucian Dao Son-in-Law: I Become a Sage by Wielding the Analects 儒道赘婿：我靠抡语成圣 Lord of the Purple Pavilion紫阁阁主大人Eastern Fantasy156k WordsCompleted [Confucian cultivation + hilarious power fantasy + subverting expectations] Modern-day underachiever Kong Lang is a top-tier jokester who’s a master of Fist-Analects memes. He lives by the creed, “If I have no morals, no one can guilt-trip me.” Then he opens his eyes in a Confucian cultivation world, reincarnated as a good-for-nothing. Thanks to his looks, he marries into the Princess’s household, where the scholars of the capital sneer at him as a useless freeloader. Who could have guessed he’ 81Reads—Score—14d adds
40. 840 封 Sealing the Heavenly Dao 封天道 Tianchen Xingyu天辰星语Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted The young master of a powerful family has his spiritual roots stripped away, leaving him crippled. Forced to honor a marriage contract and become a live-in son-in-law, he finds that the bride’s family has switched the bride, making her deaf-mute twin sister take her place. On his wedding day, instead of sharing the wedding night, he is thrown into the Spirit Beast Valley, where he must eat and live among spirit beasts. The moment the deaf-mute sister finds him, she is like a ray of sunlight pier 397Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 841 异EN The Creatures That We Are 异兽迷城 Peng Pai彭湃Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Gao Yang was an orphan. At the age of six, he transmigrated to a parallel world and began living in a warm family of five. When he turned eighteen, Gao Yang accidentally discovered the truth about the world: this was not a parallel world at all, but a mysterious realm, and all the relatives and friends around him were terrifying Beasts! Gao Yang nearly lost his life 479.8kReads9.7Score65.9k14d adds
42. 842 穿EN Reborn as the Firstborn of a Concubine: My Legitimate Brother Is an Immortal Emperor! 穿越庶长兄：嫡弟竟是仙帝转世！ Tonight, I'll Bask in the Moonlight今晚晒月亮Xianxia1.5M WordsOngoing [Signed for print publication | Brothers standing shoulder to shoulder, no romance, lighthearted and funny with a touch of ensemble cast, satisfying and never groveling, both brothers become top-tier powerhouses later on] After transmigrating, Yun Qing became the eldest son born of a concubine in one of the cultivation world's most powerful families. The good news: He possessed a Chaos Dao Embryo and an ancient double pupil. He could seize the sun and pluck the stars, with a boundless path to im 193.7kReads9.6Score16k14d adds
43. 843 开 Making Sheep a Sheep from the Start, Breaking Players Worldwide 开局制作羊了个羊，全球玩家破防 Stay Disciplined坚持自律Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Strongly recommended by the editor + game design + livestreaming + everyday life] [Sheep a Sheep only earns the protagonist his first pot of gold; it has nothing to do with the later plot] Zhao Kai transmigrates to a parallel world and vows to build his own gaming empire. He obtains the “Rage-Inducing Game System.” As long as he frustrates players, he earns rewards. Zhao Kai says, “I just want to make good games. The System is the one forcing me to do this.” His first game is Sheep a Sheep. Pla 11.1kReads9.1Score1.1k14d adds

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    Just watch, it's not good.

44. 844 团 The Beloved Little Darling: Big Shots from Every Walk of Life Vie to Spoil Them 团宠小奶包：各路大佬争着宠 Money Hug金钱抱Modern Romance373k WordsCompleted [Everyone’s Darling + Adorable Child + Nurturing + Lighthearted Comedy + Punishing Scumbags + Modern Setting + Golden Finger: Spiritual Power and Magic + Wish Fulfillment] Youyou’s father was once a High God in the Heavenly Realm. For Youyou’s sake, he stole a spirit pearl and was cast down to the mortal world by the Heavenly Dao to suffer the pain of reincarnation. Three-and-a-half-year-old Youyou secretly descended to the mortal world to protect her father. Who could have guessed she’d become 418Reads8.8Score10114d adds
45. 845 红 A Cultivator in the Mortal World 红尘修士 Tianchen Xingyu天辰星语Eastern Fantasy3.8M WordsCompleted One day, Yun Xi's soul left Blue Star, and she fell into the vast world of cultivation. She never expected to start out as a lowly nobody, with a life as fragile as a blade of grass. In the face of despair, she seeks out opportunities, rises from the dust, and gradually stirs up the entire cultivation world! 6.1kReads8.5Score61014d adds
46. 846 修 Cultivation: My Wife Explodes 修仙：我的老婆会爆炸 To Stick or Not to Stick到底粘不粘Eastern Fantasy185k WordsOngoing [Inner Monologue Style]+ [No System]+ [Underdog Makes a Comeback]+ [Comedy]+ [Face-Slapping]+ [A Cheeky Jerk] A farmhand? A servant? A sect wiped out? Forced marriage? A half-faced ghost tricking someone into marriage? A dual-cultivation wife exploding? No, no, no! When it comes to face-slapping, we mean it literally. When we run into injustice, we really curse people out. Literally. 6Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Hehe! A humorous version of "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, never underestimate a young man's potential." A funny underdog story of a small-time character's comeback. Packed with exciting moments, whether it's casual banter, dual cultivation, or slapping someone in the face while singing "Tante"... It all feels very original.

47. 847 娱 Showbiz: This Character Isn't That Evil, So Tone Down Your Acting 娱乐：这角没这么坏，你收着点演 A Half Flask of Rough Wine, Reunited in Joy半壶浊酒喜相逢Urban885k WordsCompleted A bit-part actor scraping by on a film set unexpectedly obtains the Villainous Film Emperor System. White Hair: “Boss, there aren't any shrimp.” Chang Wei: “I told you to bring some goods. Why is it either windy or raining every time?” Suit-Wearing Thug: “Fighting is fine, just don't mess up my hair.” 18.2kReads9.1Score1.1k14d adds
48. 848 苟 Once We’re Rich, We’ll Take Care of Our Sisters 苟富贵，养姐妹 Changdao Tea and Foam长岛茶与沫Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] [No romance] [Food fiction] [Everyday money-making] (Synopsis: “By the Mandate of Heaven, the Emperor decrees: Empress Shen has harmed the imperial heir, a crime beyond forgiveness. She is to be confined to the Cold Palace and reflect on her actions. So decreed!” Xu Yao: … Shen Ning: ???? Kid, got a lot of questions, huh? The commotion caught Shen Ning’s attention. She turned around and eyed Pei Xingchuan, dressed head to toe in black. “An assassin??” Pei Xingchuan: “…” Woul 5.2kReads9.4Score52714d adds

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    Overall, it was great, except that it might give those with a low threshold for laughter stomach aches.

49. 849 星 Interstellar: The Rise of Yanhuang 星际：炎黄崛起 The Bug That Wants to Fly想飞的虫Sci-Fi & Apocalypse4.3M WordsCompleted A young soldier stationed on an alien planet happens upon an intelligent program capable of evolving. He ventures into the cosmos, gradually encounters advanced civilizations, builds high-tech weapons and warships, fights bloody battles among the stars, and spreads the might of the Yanhuang people. This is pure science fiction, planned to run to four million words. There are no melodramatic plot twists or face-slapping formulas, only ever-rising combat intelligence and steely courage. 5.6kReads8.6Score69114d adds
50. 850 穿 Transmigrating as a Horror Movie Director 穿越之我是恐怖大导演 Clear Island Beneath Falling Snow海雪下清洲Urban618k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + no romance + entertainment industry + comedy + director] “Bai Yan” transmigrated to a new world. He was a self-taught director who had made his name shooting short videos. Unexpectedly, after transmigrating to the new world, he became an influencer who’d been banned for getting drunk, letting loose, and doing a striptease. “Ha! There’s no future in being an influencer! I’ll have to change careers!” “Maybe I’ll keep making short videos!” “It’s what I’ve always done! I know the rop 178Reads—Score10014d adds

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    Funny, but not many words!

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