Begging for Books That’ll Give Me Laughing Abs, the Kind I Have to Muffle My Laughter Over at Midnight So I Don’t Wake My Parents 求让我笑出马甲线 半夜使劲捂嘴不敢吵醒爸妈的书

1. 151 没 I Didn't Get into College, So I Had No Choice but to Slay the Gods 没考上大学的我，只好选择屠神了 Gongzi Zhifan公子之凡Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Hot-Blooded Power Fantasy + No Goody-Two-Shoes Hero + System + Demonic Beasts + Ruthless Protagonist] Chu Yunxuan scanned the QR code on a winning card from a packet of instant noodles and transmigrated to Blue Star, where everyone could awaken their powers and demonic beasts ran rampant. Here, the demon race had twelve Demon God Halls, each led by a Demon God powerful enough to reach the heavens with a raised hand. The eight Demon Realms were ruled by eight Demon Gods, each dominating 22.7kReads8.5Score2.5k14d adds
2. 152 炼EN Refinement Effects Multiplied Ten Thousandfold: How Will You Respond? 炼化效果翻万倍，阁下如何应对？ Little Goose with a Cowlick呆毛的小鹅Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Cultivation] + [Cautious] + [Play the pig to eat the tiger] + [Invincible] + [Random bonus multipliers] + [Farming] + [Longevity] Han Yuan was reborn in the Cultivation Realm. What could he do about the lack of resources? No need to panic! How about trying out random bonus multipliers? Swallow a Spirit-Gathering Pill, and its effects increase by 300%! Activate a Spirit-Gathering Array, and its efficiency increases tenfold! Understand one spirit script, and get nine more! Cultivate with multipli 33.7kReads8.7Score3.3k14d adds
3. 153 灵EN Spirit Stone Immortal Clan 灵石仙族 Writing Nonsense一通乱写Eastern Fantasy4.0M WordsOngoing (The animated series is now available, and the first print edition is on sale. Its title is "Blackstone: Bloodline Awakening". Search for it on any platform.) (All six volumes are complete. There’s plenty to read, so dig in!) [Family saga + ensemble cast + no System + not saintly + slow burn + the protagonist is a stone + behind-the-scenes machinations + no female lead] Volume 1: Winds Rise over Song Mountain (complete) Volume 2: Clash of the Origin Condensation Realm (complete) Volume 3: Riding 57.6kReads9.1Score5.4k14d adds
4. 154 我 I Turned My Superstitious Father into the Chief Councilor 我把神棍老爹卷成首辅 Beyond the Mountain山的那边Historical1.7M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + imperial examinations + daily life + farming + court politics later on] Father and son join forces to build a Ming dynasty on which the sun never sets. Yan Xun transmigrates to the Ming dynasty and discovers that his father can do everything except study. His dad has so many secret identities, like an onion with layer after layer to peel back. Huh! If I push Dad hard enough to make him Grand Secretary, can I become a Junior Grand Secretary? The filial son Yan Xun sells everythin 22.8kReads9.5Score2.8k14d adds
5. 155 爹 Dad, Stop Hiding and Come Out of the Mountains. You're Truly Invincible! 爹，别苟了出山吧，你真无敌了！ Dream-Chasing Little Kite追梦小纸鸢Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted [Invincible] [Laying low] [Empress] [System sign-in] [Raising a daughter] [Everyone’s favorite] [One female lead] When your daughter roams the martial world, you fear she’ll get hurt! When your daughter becomes a big shot, she’ll have your back! My name is Chu Mo, an ordinary man. From the start, my wife and daughter had already left me. I planned to live out my life quietly in the mountains, but who could have guessed my daughter would sneak off to explore the martial world and make me out to b 36.5kReads9.0Score3.1k14d adds
6. 156 网 Online Game: I Have a Super-God-Tier Talent 网游：我有超神级天赋 Rousing Ape撼动猩Sports4.6M WordsCompleted [Updated through the fusion of Ragnarok and reality] [Traditional VRMMO + Transcendent Talent + Ruthless Protagonist + Plot-Driven + No Female Lead] Reborn before Ragnarok's servers launch, he has the chance to start over. Every regret from his past life will be made right. He never awakened a talent in his previous life, not even after ten years. Now, armed with memories of that life, he obtains a God-Tier Talent Awakening Stone and unlocks a Transcendent Talent! Every normal attack permanently 173.8kReads8.9Score17.2k14d adds
7. 157 娱 Showbiz: This Delivery Guy Has Quite a Few Skills 娱乐：这个外卖小哥，技能有点多 Three Thousand Chan三千禅Urban1.2M WordsCompleted (Main story complete!) [Entertainment: music + variety shows + comedy + livestreaming + fishing + no female lead...] One performance of “Decent” brings Situ Yanran to tears, while no one can cover “Moonlight.” “Are you really a delivery guy?” Nan Ye: “As real as they come!” He joins a rural variety show and not only knows how to butcher an ox, but is also an expert fisherman. “Are you really a delivery guy?” Nan Ye: “You bet!” Netizens: “This delivery guy knows a little too much!” “Deliv 25.6kReads8.9Score1.7k14d adds

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   The first book tells the story of Chen Xuan, a food delivery driver in a bustling metropolis. He tirelessly crisscrosses the streets on his electric scooter for a meager income. One day, on his usual delivery to a famous celebrity, he is unexpectedly spotted and invited to sing a duet. Though nervous, Chen Xuan bravely belts out a song, his beautiful voice instantly captivating everyone. After finishing, he smiles shyly and hurrys off to continue his deliveries. Who could have predicted that this unintentional act would make him an overnight sensation! His fishing adventures are equally chaotic; he catches nothing but fish hooks and gets his clothes caught on the hook, struggling awkwardly on the bank like a comical clown. The book is full of surprises, like fireworks in the night sky, guaranteed to make you laugh until you can't stand up straight. You absolutely must read it! The second book is a hilarious tale. The male protagonist is Ye Ling, who has been asleep for many years, like a wooden sculpture, lying lifelessly on his sickbed, seemingly forgotten by fate. On their wedding night, with red candles flickering, the female protagonist, Lin Wan, filled with love, shyly takes the initiative to approach him. Little does she know, Ye Ling, this cunning and scheming boy, has already awakened, secretly delighted, remaining impassive. Upon seeing this, Lin Wan's cheeks flush red, filled with doubt: "How can this 'sleeping beauty' be so energetic?" For a moment, the room is filled with an atmosphere of sweetness and awkwardness, like a farcical comedy, full of laughs. This book becomes more and more interesting the more you read it; it will surely make readers laugh until they can't stop. Don't miss this wonderful story!

8. 158 让 They Wanted Me to Be a Sacrificial Stepmother, but I Chose to Make My Own Way 让我当炮灰主母，我偏另谋高枝 Ji Yun霁妘Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Historical Romance / Household Intrigue / Sweet Romance / The Male Lead Is Head Over Heels] In Ruyi's Beloved Concubine, the heir apparent Xie Yunzhix is a brave and formidable warrior, always dashing across the battlefield in fine clothes, with no one able to stand against him. Sadly, he is only a supporting character. The story opens with him in a vegetative state, leaving behind three adopted sons. Xu Qingyi discovers that she has become the foil to the beloved heroine of a sweet romance. On 143.6kReads9.4Score20.6k14d adds
9. 159 我 I’m a Master Procrastinator, and My Crazy Antics Stun Rich Beauties 我，摸鱼达人，骚操作惊呆白富美 Xi Dou汐豆Urban2.8M WordsCompleted Qin Xun, a university student doing an internship, joins a newly founded marketing company and becomes a proud assistant planner. On his first day, he binds to a slacking-off System. As long as he goofs off at work, he can accumulate slacking points and earn rewards. Just as he’s making the most of his time slacking away in an unnoticed corner of the office, all while sporting the title of Outstanding Employee, a cool, aloof new female colleague is assigned to sit beside him by the HR manager. “ 40.8kReads8.5Score4.1k14d adds
10. 160 你 You're a Traffic Cop. Is It Appropriate to Take a Homicide Case? 你一个交警，抢刑侦的案子合适吗 Years Flow Like Water似水留年Urban2.5M WordsCompleted He transmigrated to a parallel world and became a graduate of the police academy. When Xu Lin received his job assignment, he was completely bewildered. He had graduated top of his class with perfect marks in criminal investigation, and was about to become a criminal investigator. So why had they assigned him to the traffic police? What was that supposed to mean? They wouldn’t let him work criminal investigations? Fine. A traffic cop could take on criminal investigations, too. On his first day a 94.5kReads9.3Score10.5k14d adds
11. 161 我 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星，搞点副业很合理吧？ My Meat Is Really Tasty我肉真好吃Urban2.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 71.1kReads9.2Score6.2k14d adds
12. 162 满 Max-Level Tycoon System: I Conquer the Stars by Throwing Money Around 满级神豪系统：我靠砸钱打穿星际 Zhuan Qianqian篆乾乾Fantastical Romance379k WordsCompleted [Interstellar + High Martial Arts + Everyone's Favorite + Strong Female Lead + A Little Wealth-Flaunting + Authoritative Dog Training] “A virtuous wife helps me reach the clouds, and I repay her with ten thousand taels of gold.” “Poverty Alleviation Office hotline: 12317.” Ye Qinghuan was an F-rank lower-class citizen at the very bottom of interstellar society, living on cheap nutritional paste. She saved every penny to buy cultivation resources for her scumbag boyfriend. All for the promise: “A 27Reads7.3Score—14d adds

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    This one! You absolutely have to read it! It's seriously hilarious!

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