Hilarious Stories That’ll Have You Laughing Yourself Silly in Bed 巨搞笑文,从床上笑成沙雕
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Heavenly Abyss 天渊
(The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw
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A Little Lucky Star Falls from the Sky, and the Whole Marshal’s Household Spoils Her 天降小福星,帅府全家宠上天
[Republican-era setting + adorable little one + pampered by everyone + lucky charm + no romance] Mao Mao’s mother was going to marry Commander Lou as his fourth concubine, so she went with her into the military governor’s residence. Everyone said the Lou household was a den of dragons and tigers that devoured people. As a little tagalong, she surely wouldn’t last long, and sooner or later she and her mother would be thrown out. But Eldest brother, the young marshal: “I’ll take Mao Mao horseback
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I Became the Male Lead's Ex-Wife, and He Wants a Baby with Me Every Night 穿成男主前妻,他夜夜要跟我生娃
[Best Friends Transmigrate Together + Spicy Female Leads + Male Leads Who Are Both Extremely Abstinent and Extremely Flirtatious, Super Sweet, Super Steamy, Super In Love!] When they wake up, Wen Jingxi and Jiang Haohao have both transmigrated into a book and become sisters-in-law in a wealthy family arranged marriage, except they've ended up in the wrong rooms! After marriage, the original Wen Jingxi becomes so obsessed with her abstinent older brother-in-law that she loses her mind, while the
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I Started Livestreaming and Started Winning by Doing Nothing. Pulling Off Stunts Is All Up to Fate 开播就躺赢,整活全靠命
[Livestream] [System] [Absurd] [Comedy Shenanigans] [Funny] [Female Streamer] [Urban Slice of Life] Jiang He: Thanks for asking. I'm in the city and just got bound to a System. Its function is simple and straightforward: go live and win without lifting a finger! Money? Traffic? It all comes rolling in while I lie around! I just don't know why the vibe in my Livestream is so weird. An interview with a passerby turns into an arrest scene. A late-night snack leads to an antiques case. I go for a wa
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The Sixties: A Loony Old Trickster and a Pathetic Brat 六十年代:癫癫的老六,废废的崽
[No Romance + Transmigrate into a Book + Period Setting + Everyday Family Bonds + Guilt-Free Power Fantasy + Female Lead Has Few Scruples] The third installment about Chang'an and Gu Laoliu “Your dad fell off. Go pick him up.” In the middle of her sleep, Chang'an is kicked flying by an old man with a “Whoosh!” When she wakes again, she looks up at the lunatic squatting on a tree branch, a red pair of underwear on his head. Chang'an says nothing, only sighs. “Daughter, I brought the brigade’s pig
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Reincarnated as a Pile of Shit 转生成为一坨翔
Reincarnated as a Pile of Shit
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Fierce Wife of a Farmer’s Household: A Frail Husband Who Spoils His Wife Endlessly 农门悍妇,病弱相公宠妻无度
Li Miaomiao transmigrates into the body of a woman who was abandoned by her groom, went mad and married Xiao Xian, who had come to attend the wedding feast, then demanded the next day to go back and become the groom’s concubine. She fell into a river and died. The guests all laugh at the useless cripple, who has nothing but a handsome face and lives in abject poverty, unable even to keep the jilted bride. Everyone expects her to wake up and torment Xiao Xian. Instead, she picks up a toolbox and
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Spill the Tea! The Vicious Male Supporting Character Is Fought Over by Mind-Reading Tycoons 吃瓜!恶毒男配被读心大佬争着宠
[Dual male leads + Mind-reading + Entertainment industry + Gossip + All-round entertainment reporter + Tycoon + Comedy + Strong leads + Face-slapping and scum-bashing + Sweet romance, both leads are devoted] After entertainment reporter Song Yichuan drops dead while staking out a shoot, he transmigrates into a book as a villainous male supporting character and gets a bundle of gossip. He vows to uphold the spirit of dedication to his job and keep the gossip flowing. But then the tycoons suddenly
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Liyue Son-in-Law: I, Drax, Join the Group Chat 璃月赘婿:我朵拉克斯加入群聊
Absurd comedy: the real Genshin Impact. The Genshin Impact you play is fake (ง •̀_•́)ง In Liyue Harbor, Ningguang is celebrating her thirtieth birthday. Ningguang: It's my birthday, and all you give me is one Mora? Zhongli: This is what Dvalin gave me back in the day... “Shut up!” “How dare you even mention the name of Lord Rex Lapis?” Ningguang slapped Zhongli across the face. “You're nothing but a live-in son-in-law of the Ning family!” Xiao: “What? You dared to hit Lord Rex Lapis!” Ningguang:
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To Redeem the Tyrant, the System Struggles to Survive Around the Clock 为救赎暴君,系统她日夜极限求生
[Hilarious + light fantasy + devoted couple + bickering + enemies turned lovers] Ever since Ouyang Linlang transmigrated into the body of an ancient tyrant, she hadn't enjoyed a single peaceful day! The two bickered all day and traded insults all night, locked in a love-hate relationship At first, when the tyrant wouldn't listen, she coaxed and tricked him, claiming she was a Judge's Brush who could predict the future and defy fate. Later, the tyrant became obsessed with jealousy. She spent ever
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After the Cool, Reserved Omega Tells the Truth, the Top Alpha Grabs Him by the Waist 清冷O说真话后,顶A掐住他细腰
[Two male leads + ABO + ensemble of domineering CEOs + Truth System + livestreaming + hilarious comedy + face-slapping + showbiz] Chen Bei is transported into a melodramatic ABO novel about a group of domineering CEOs, where he becomes a disposable special assistant. He works diligently and tirelessly, finally becoming the top assistant who caters to his boss’s every need. But just before he can bow out after completing his mission, a System bug forces him to bind a golden finger. One second, Ch
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After I Stopped Updating, the Prince Regent Dragged Me into the Book 断更后我被摄政王拽进了书里
[Possessive, villain, lighthearted, hilarious, sweet romance] Mo Li transmigrates into a book, dragged into the novel she wrote by the Prince Regent and turned into a little silver snake? To get back to her own world, she decides to kill the villain, Lu Ya, and fast-forward straight to the ending. But later she realizes that beauty is dangerous, especially male beauty! After spending every day together, Lu Ya starts looking at her in a very different way. ~ Lu Ya can hear the snake’s thoughts. S
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After a Frail Beauty Marries to Bring Good Fortune, She Becomes the Regent's Princess Consort 娇软美人冲喜后,成了摄政王妃
[Historical Romance + No Rebirth or Transmigration + Marriage Before Love + Sweet, Devoted Romance + Putting Scoundrels in Their Place + Having a Baby + Growing Heroine] Jiang Yuanyi is peerlessly beautiful, soft and charming, but unfortunately, she is a lowborn concubine-born daughter. Her father dislikes her, her stepmother despises her, and her legitimate older siblings bully her. Despite her betrothal, they force her to bring good fortune to the dying heir of the Duke of Jingguo by marrying
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Others Struggle Through the Apocalypse, but I'm Invincible 别人过末世,我无敌
[Decisive and ruthless + no saintly heroine + plenty of beautiful women + cold and merciless] Stocking up on supplies when the apocalypse hits? No way. I have an unlimited supply of everything. One biscuit makes the campus belle of old bow her proud head; one loaf of bread makes a once-famous star bend the knee. The world's ended. Who's got time for romance, bro?
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Reverse-Cultivating the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra Somehow Became a Supreme Immortal Art 逆练玉女心经,竟然成至尊仙功
Huang Ye transmigrates and is reborn, only to be attacked from the start by the maid assigned to his bedchamber. The person behind it is shrouded in mystery. To unravel the deadly plot, Huang Ye has no choice but to rack his brains and find a way to save himself. As his abilities continue to grow, he gradually discovers this strange, unknown world. Starting with accepting the maid, he encounters a female mentor, an older-sister type, a loli, a spirit, an ice-cold beauty, twin female ghosts, a de
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Villainous Son, Get Down on Your Knees. Mom Needs a Favor 反派儿子你跪下,妈求你点事
[Short drama now available] (Doting father-type son x rebellious mother x no-brainer power fantasy x sweet romance x fantasy) In the great age of transmigrating into books, Su Miao transmigrates too. Other people become someone's unattainable first love, a wealthy heiress, or, at worst, a discarded wife. Su Miao is different: She transmigrates as the villain's real mother. She wants to smoke and drink, but the villain won't allow it. She wants fried chicken and milk tea, but the villain frow
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Mind Reading: Help! Your Father-in-Law Is Impossible to Woo, Crown Princess 读心术:救命!太子妃你爹太难撩
[Mind Reading + System + Transmigrate into a Book + Marriage First, Love Later + Devoted Couple] Jiang Fu transmigrated. The bad news: she became a cannon-fodder supporting female character. The good news: the female lead's father saved her. The bad news: the original cannon-fodder asked Jiang Fu to give her a different life. No more being cannon fodder: she wanted a lifetime of happiness and to marry well. The good news: Jiang Fu was rescued from the water by the female lead's father, making hi
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After Adopting the Down-and-Out Female Lead, I Died Horribly in Front of Her 收养落魄女主后,惨死在她面前
[In your first simulation, you transmigrate to a cultivation world.] [You become a refugee fleeing famine. Along the way, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her older brother.] [You depend on each other and become one another's only support.] [At the end of the simulation, you shield the grown girl and give your life to hold off a horde of demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in her eyes goes out too.] [In your second simulation, you transmigrate to a world where steam and mag
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King System: I Build a Tank in the Cultivation World 王者系统:我在修仙界出肉装
“What’s that under your feet? Why is it so orange?” “The Red Lotus Cape. Ever heard of it?” “Oh-ho! Oh-ho-ho-ho!” “It’s burning me!” Lu Chen scratched his head and chuckled sheepishly. “Sorry, I got a little too close to you.” “I… didn’t burn you, did I?”
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My Heiress Bestie Brought Me Home, and Now My Unhinged Antics Make Me Everyone’s Favorite 豪门闺蜜带进门,发癫还能当团宠
(Complete) [Silly memes + wish fulfillment + face-slapping + wealthy family] Chi Tingxia has been poor for all 23 years of her life. One day, she transmigrates into a book and discovers she’s become the sidekick of the Pei family’s second young lady! She goes shopping with the second young lady, who immediately gives her a designer handbag! She has afternoon tea with her, and the second young lady transfers her 30,000 as a thank-you for her trouble! After the second young lady gets her heart bro
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My World Is the Most Fun, Hahahahaha! 我的世界最好玩了,哈哈哈哈哈!
The Great Intelligence has launched an all-out assault on homework and gone completely berserk, causing chaos with Minecraft commands and relentlessly spouting memes, taking things to explosive extremes. (This novel is for entertainment only. Do not imitate its values or behavior.)
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Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧?
Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara..
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I Really Do Have a Soft-Rice-Eating King System 我真有一个软饭王系统
“Over 99 percent of the Host’s cells are dormant. You meet the basic requirements for living off others. Bind the system?” “Yes, yes! Bind it, right away!” Warning: To successfully live off others, you must first learn self-discipline!!! Warning: It’s a soft life, but you’ll still have to work hard. If you don’t like workaholics, don’t open this. Warning: The protagonist will live off lots of people (and animals). If that bothers you, don’t click.
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A Woman Running a Prison? You Heartless Author, Don’t Do This to Me! 女子监狱长?无良作者别搞我!
A massive spectacle, a huge production! Dad sends me off to a women’s prison! The author spent thirty years undercover in a women’s prison, pouring heart and soul into this work! My parents couldn’t stand that I didn’t have a partner, so they made up their minds and sent me to work as the warden of a women’s prison! Unfortunately, I’m under the control of the System! Dad, none of this is my fault! If you’re going to blame anyone, blame that unscrupulous author! Author: One day, when I hold power
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Sorry, I’m Crazy. Keep Your Weirdness Away 抱歉,我有疯病,诡异勿扰
[Dark Fairy Tales + Horror Game + Livestream + Hilarious + No Romance + Unconventional Ending] My name is Shi Yu, and I'm mentally ill. One moment I was asleep, and the next I had been transported into a horror game called “Little Red Riding Hood.” Black smoke was rising from Mom's head, and the cake meant for Grandma had been mixed with an unidentified kind of minced meat... The game was being livestreamed to the entire world in real time. People watched in astonishment as, while the other p
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The Stars Fall, Yet the Sword Endures 星辰落尽剑未央
Feng Luoluo's ideal life: work as a menial disciple in the Spirit Chef Sect, eat to her heart's content, pet dogs, raise Fuguang, and take out a few enemies along the way! Who knew her inner thoughts would be exposed, drawing the attention of that lofty Sword Lord Lingjue! She calls him “born so beautiful he can't help but show off,” and he frowns and takes her as his personal disciple; She calls someone “sharp beaked, thick-skinned, and empty-headed,” and he makes her study the righteous path
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Heshen: Master of Power 和珅:权力的玩家
As a miniature reflection of the power structure during the Qianlong era, Heshen's life was forever entangled in the shadow of absolute imperial authority and the deep-rooted ills of the bureaucracy. From a penniless orphan living under another's roof in Lvrou Hutong to rising to the center of power through his gift for languages and financial acumen, his ascent was shaped by both the banner system and the emperor's political machinations. He was once a capable official who cleaned up the Minist
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Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Here to Stir Up Trouble 快穿:宿主一心搞事情
[Strong heroine + no romance + face-slapping satisfaction] This is a world where common sense is shattered on the ground, and beauty rules everything. As long as you're beautiful and kind enough, the whole world will yield to you. They are all gorgeous, talented, and proud, yet each has their own misfortune. Luo Ling's mission is to travel through countless small worlds, collect resources from each plane, fix plane bugs, and, along the way, help the Hosts rebuild their tragic lives. Luo Ling's m
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The Interstellar Battle for Dad 星际争爸
[Funny] [Passionate] [Shameless] [Ensemble Cast] [Pop-Culture References] A devious warrior An individualistic commander A flashy assassin A sniper who likes to fight head-on The four idiots of the human race wreak havoc across the universe. A novel with a shameless plot and an even more shameless author.
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You Were Told to Be a Thief, Not to Become a Thieving Immortal 让你当贼,没让你修成盗仙
A fierce tiger lies in my heart. Cross me, and I’ll kill you. Women? Heh. Women only slow down my clicking speed. I hear you want to guilt-trip me? What if I have no conscience? Come on, it’s hunting time.
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I Can Improve the Quality of My Superpowers 我能提升异能品质
[Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities
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Spiritual Qi Revival: The Brawny Night Watchman 灵气复苏:莽夫打更人
A blood moon appeared a thousand years ago, and the gates of the underworld swung open. Martial artists, sword cultivators, imperial censors, and Taoist priests rushed into battle, one after another. With humanity on the brink, the Watchmen, who cultivated only their souls, descended the mountain, wielding soul-suppressing gongs in their left hands and soul-suppressing hammers in their right to pacify the chaotic age. At the end of the great war, billions of alien races offered themselves in sac
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Steal from My Family, and Don’t Expect Me to Play Nice! 敢偷我家,就别怪我不讲武德!
He accidentally discovered proof that his wife, who was six months pregnant, had once undergone IVF. He insisted on divorcing her, only to discover that there was more to the story, and the mastermind behind it all was...
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