Hilarious Stories That’ll Have You Laughing Yourself Silly in Bed 巨搞笑文,从床上笑成沙雕
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Great Ming: Age of Empires 大明:帝国时代
Ming emperor + System + Age of Empires System + raising a massive army + ruling the world with an iron fist The Wanli Emperor is only ten years old, with an immature grasp of power and a long way to go before he can rule in his own right. An ordinary modern person transmigrates into the Wanli Emperor's body with the Age of Empires System. Watch him rely on the System to rule the world with an iron fist. The roar of muskets rises and falls, flashes of fire burst forth, and heavily armored cavalry
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Trapped Realm: The Fallen Star Arc 困界:沉星篇
[Not a Power Fantasy] [No System] [Slice of Life] [Transmigration] [Read at Your Own Risk] After transmigrating to the Sunken Star Realm, Lin Yan realized he might not need to work so hard after all. He got into the Tai Xu Heavenly Pivot Academy, where there were pretty girls, the classic mysterious old man, and fellow enthusiasts to visit brothels with. He had food and lodging covered, and could even earn a little pocket money now and then. As for cultivation... that could wait until tomorrow.
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I Run a Clinic in the Abyssal World 我在深渊世界开医馆
[Hilarious + Medical + Fantasy + Multiple Heroines] In the Abyss, the most chaotic and lawless part of the continent of Aesop, there is a strange medical clinic. Its owner is known as the disgrace of the Calva Medical Academy! A fallen potion-maker! A despicable butcher of a doctor! Yet there is always a long line outside the clinic. A mermaid wants to trade her tail for legs. A goblin wants a new skin. Elves queue up for consultations about their mental health, while giants have no choice but t
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The Empress Drives the Tyrant Mad by Reloading Her Save 娘娘靠读档逼疯暴君
[The short drama The Bewitching Consort Captivates Hearts, and the Tyrant Loses Control is now available] Liu Zhiyuan transmigrates into a book. The bad news: the moment she arrives, the tyrant is about to beat her to death with clubs. The good news: she can reload and try again! And so begins the dog emperor’s miserable life. One second he’s bathing and getting dressed; the next, his clothes are gone. One second he’s just fallen asleep; the next, he’s stuffing his face. One second he’s finished
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After Breaking Off the Engagement, the Foolish Princess Marries the Ninth Lord with Her Four Maids 退婚后,傻妃携四大丫鬟嫁九千岁
[Palace Intrigue + Household Intrigue + Historical Romance + Princess Consort + Legitimate Daughter + Medical Skills + Two Powerful Leads + Cunning + Playing the Fool + Reborn + Fiercely Protective + Political Scheming] 99% of the comments are positive! Read with confidence! Su Qian, once the leader of a special forces unit in the apocalypse, died unexpectedly while carrying out a mission. With her portable medical space, she transmigrated to ancient times and into the residence of a great gener
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Late Ming: Steamships Against Sailing Ships, and You Call This War? 明末:蒸汽打风帆,你管这叫战争
Synopsis: [Late Ming Dynasty + Dynastic Change + Industrial Revolution + Global Hegemony + Empire-Conquest System] The 17th century: an age when China stands on the brink of collapse! An age countless generations to come will lament! But all of that is about to change! It begins with the protagonist's rise on an island! It begins with the protagonist using a System to advance up the tech tree and surpass the world in technology! This is an age when the protagonist's battleships and cannons l
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Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播:开局一句话气哭校花
[Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz
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The Investiture of the Gods Is Over, So Why Did I Awaken a Sign-In System? 封神结束,觉醒签到系统?
After transmigrating into the Investiture of the Gods world, Zishou spent decades governing with diligence, only to suffer setback after setback. At last, he accepted his fate. In the seventh year of Emperor Xin’s reign, he tried desperately to stop Wen Zhong from leading a northern campaign, only for Wen Zhong to draw his King-Beating Golden Whip and curse him out. In the eighth year, he sternly rejected a proposal to offer incense at the Nuwa Temple. That very night, the temple caught fire. In
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I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车,观众们笑抽了?
Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre
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Train Survival: I Can Predict Death 列车求生:我能预知死亡
[Infinite Worlds + Original Scenarios + Ensemble Cast] This is a lost path, and also the road home. We cannot see the way we came, nor pierce the mist ahead. Dancing with death is our only eternal destination. “Dear passengers, welcome aboard the Lost Train. We wish you a pleasant journey!”
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The Enemy Is at the Dadu River: From the Start, I Let Shi Dakai Escape 敌在大渡河,开局放走石达开
[Rebel against the Qing from the start at the Dadu River! The daily-settlement System showers him with rewards] Chen Mu transmigrates into the role of a Green Standard Army commander and wakes up at the end of the Qing Dynasty, surrounded by mountains of corpses and rivers of blood. The imperial court orders him to “hold the Dadu River to the death and capture Shi Dakai alive.” He turns around and shoots the provincial commander: “The Manchus are tyrants. Why should we spare them?” [Today’s acti
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Transmigrated to the Post-Apocalypse, and the Troll Wants Meat 穿越末世,巨魔要吃肉
[Awakening in Another World + Decisive and Ruthless + Lordly Conquest + Darkness Descends + Multiple Races (Succubi, Snake Women, Fox Women...)] Earth is hit by a dimensional reduction, downgraded to a two-dimensional world and turned into a block of data merged into another world among the Myriad Worlds. Some people survive by all sorts of means and methods, and establish organizations. Luo Shanhai is one of the survivors! But by then, Luo Shanhai no longer goes by that name. He is Shakesi Miya
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A Little Zombie Went Looking for Brains, Ended Up in the 1970s, and Joined the Army 小丧尸找脑子找到七零后,随军了
[Island military romance + transmigration + super-brain genius + special abilities + real and fake heiresses] Zhou Shi is a zombie with brains. She pushes a shopping cart around looking for supplies. Because humans say that if you have food, you have nothing to fear. She uses her brain as a mouth to talk, because she’s heard that if you don’t use your brain, it’ll rust. Her goal in zombie life is to become the most high-class Zombie Queen. High-class means pretty and smart. So this little zombie
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A Metaphysics Expert Livestreams a Variety Show, and Her Fans Become Living Reaction Images 玄学大佬综艺直播粉丝吓成表情包
[Lighthearted, absurd comedy with satisfying moments + Metaphysics + Livestreaming + Celebrity dating show + Devoted husband] This story is entirely fictional. If anything seems familiar, she must have copied it. Her master kicked the bucket and ran off, and Baiyun Temple burned to ashes. The destitute Su Su still has to find the Netherworld Emperor, whose underwear she stole and who she caused to fall into the Reincarnation Pool and be reborn as a human, so she can atone for her sins. She jo
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Transmigrating to the Americas: Activating the System to Build a Great Xia Colonial Empire 穿越美洲:激活系统大夏殖民帝国
[Transmigrated into a construction-obsessed fanatic, I use the System to blast my way across the Americas!] Modern engineer Chen Yanzhi opens his eyes in the Los Angeles River Valley in 1765. To his left is a primitive tribal settlement, to his right a Spanish musket squad, and in his pocket, a broken smart watch. “Ding! Civilization Points System activated. Trade copper ore for points and summon heroes from Chinese history!” Li Shanlan kneels with steam engine blueprints, begging to collabor
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Caught Between Shining and Burning Bright, She Chose to Go Crazy 在发光和发热之间,她选择了发疯
[Dating show + going off the rails + showbiz + humiliating scumbags + exes crawling back] The High God Gu Si transmigrated into a book to undergo a trial. The book took the stand-in trope to the extreme. The green-tea older sister kept men on the hook, while Gu Si played the stand-in for every kind of scumbag, eventually dying with hatred in her heart after a lifetime spent in someone else’s shadow. To pass her trial, she had to collect regret points from the scumbags. Gu Si was thrilled. “Playi
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You're Just a Secretary, So How Are You Advancing Faster Than Your Boss? 你一个秘书,比领导进步还快?
[A power-packed political drama, featured on the bookstore’s overall reading rankings three times] Lin Yi, a senior aide to a powerful leader, is targeted by his enemies and betrayed by his girlfriend. He strikes back hard, exposes a shocking conspiracy, and uses his foresight to make a spectacular comeback!
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Turn the Male Lead into the Female Lead from the Start, and Steal His System! 开局把男主变女主,夺他系统!
This book breaks the mold: fake harem, laugh-out-loud comedy, a “smart” System, invincible wish fulfillment, cosmic horror, and a brainless protagonist who charges through the world. After transmigrating into a modern world of high martial arts, Chen Mo bonded with the [True Love System], which promised him everything belonging to his women! But fate had other plans. Every peerlessly beautiful woman, heiress, and icy assassin flocked to Ye Chen, the chosen one! Three years after being reborn, Y
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I Have the Numbers on My Side in the Late Ming Dynasty 我在明末人多势众
Modern young man Zhao Feng is struck by lightning while playing an empire-building game and transmigrates into the body of a landlord’s son in late Ming Shanxi, whose family has been destroyed. Faced with natural disasters, human calamities, and bandits running rampant, he unexpectedly binds himself to the game’s “Empire System.” It lets him summon peasants, train soldiers, and build facilities, setting him on a journey to survive against all odds. From the start, he has only a dilapidated old h
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Great Qin: From the Start, I Use the Seven-Star Lamp to Grant the First Emperor Eternal Life! 大秦:开局以七星灯为始皇长生!
A down-and-out Daoist cultivator from a later age transmigrates to the Qin Dynasty. From the start, he is mistaken for a wandering charlatan and tasked with helping the First Emperor attain immortality. He assumes he is destined to be one of the hundreds of alchemists buried alive. Who could have known that the Daoist arts of later generations would flourish in this world? All the arts he had once learned but never been able to use now shine in his hands with their former brilliance! He uses the
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After Reuniting with Our Families, Everyone’s Plans Go Haywire 认亲后,大家的画风一起跑偏了
Whenever the young Li Guanlan saw all the family scandals and chaos in the news online, she would thank Heaven that she was born into a loving, well-off family with parents who adored her. Then one day, a bolt from the blue struck: she had been switched at birth seventeen years ago! You’ve got to be kidding! What kind of family was she being sent to? Wealthy! Complicated! Emotionally distant! Her biological mother was as indifferent as a chrysanthemum and bad at expressing herself. Time to start
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How Did I Become Invincible by Cultivating Through Word Games? 用文字游戏修仙的我怎么无敌了?
[Immortality + passion + memes + cultivation + text-based game + one female lead = ???] Chu Bai transmigrated to a world of cultivation and unexpectedly obtained a Heavenly Dao mirror. Strange text-based games appeared on its surface: “Chug this bottle of pills. It’s all chemicals and nasty stuff! Your cultivation realm will plummet!” “You accidentally ate a premium Qi Refining Pill. Your Qi Refining limit has increased by 1,000 levels!” “You cultivated diligently for one year. Qi Refining level
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Lie Flat at 20, Save Yourself 40 Years of Detours 20岁躺平摆烂,少走40年弯路
[Completed] [Goofy Comedy with No Logic + Showbiz + Supernatural Arts + Face-Slapping + Taking Down Scumbags + Satisfying Read + One-on-One Romance] Lin Ting transmigrates into a new life. Tired of the rat race, she decides to do absolutely nothing this time around. But as she lazes about, she ends up turning the entire entertainment industry on its head. When a variety show goes live, the guests and viewers are left stunned. “You caught a snake with your bare hands, and you call yourself delica
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The Fake Heiress Kicked Away the Wheelchair, and Her Disabled Husband Learned His Lesson 假千金踹翻轮椅,残疾老公学乖了
[Mutual devotion · Absurd comedy · Bickering couple · Healing, sweet romance · Face-slapping satisfaction] Yun Zhenxi transmigrated from the apocalypse into a domineering-CEO novel, becoming the fake heiress who took the real heiress’s place in an arranged marriage. The good news: She was alive again. The bad news: The countdown to her death had begun. Her husband, Pei Du, was left with disabled legs after a car accident and spent every day figuring out how to end his life. If he died, his broth
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I Was Born in the Republic of China 我出生在民国
I’m a transmigrator born into a fairly well-off family in the Republic of China era, and I have a golden finger. Thanks to what I learned in my previous life, I showed unusual intelligence from a very young age. On top of that, this body has the talent of perfect recall. After I was born, I unlocked my golden finger. It lets me receive supplies through a sign-in system and provides storage space. It also gives me knowledge and experience to help me grow in whatever direction I choose to work tow
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My Boyfriend Has to Kiss a Cockroach Queen Every Day 男友每天都要亲一口母蟑螂
My Boyfriend Has to Kiss the Mother Cockroach Every Day
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The Villain's Defiant Backbone Weighs Three Hundred Jin 反派逆骨三百斤
[Witty, lighthearted, no romance, mainly jianghu adventures, with some court intrigue and farming] Just as she and her enemy died together, a soul-being made a deal with her: he would preserve her memories for one lifetime, so he could see the mortal world through her eyes. Luo Yang agreed without a second thought. If the deal didn't work out, she could return the goods. Preserving her memories was a big deal. And so, she became a tiny baby named Luo Acha. With elders above her and no children o
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A Washed-Up Star With Attitude and Style, Afraid of Nobody! 糊咖又拽又飒,谁也不怕!
[Both leads are each other’s only one + sweet romance + silly comedy + happy ending] Song Shiwei transmigrates into a script she once criticized, becoming an obscure nobody with barely any fame. But brave Weiwei isn’t afraid of hardship. All she wants is to keep a sweet, innocent college boy and enjoy life with him. Instead, her lazy antics and wild behavior on a variety show attract a horde of unhinged fans. Song Shiwei: “Don’t stan me, sis. I can’t have a scandal because I’m already a total wr
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Reborn in 1878: Counterfeiting Money in Chinatown 重生1878:在唐人街做假钞
Also known as “Damn, Counterfeit Bills Aren't Money?! System, I'm Reporting You for Discrimination!” “Who Dares Say My Bills Are Fake?” [Reborn + Counterfeit Money + System + Multiple Heroines + Ruthless and Decisive + Chinatown + Alternate History + Survival + Frequent Updates] Counterfeiter Chen Xiao dies in a gang shootout and wakes up in 1878. He activates the “Underworld Tycoon System.” Every time he spends money, he gets a chance to win a prize. Skill points, guns, blueprints, household go
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Moonlight Shines on the Pavilion 楼台月明
[Print edition signed] Jiang Yunxin had a close friend she'd grown up with. When they were eleven, an unexpected visitor came to her friend's house: her cousin, Leng Yizhi. Her friend said that even at such a young age, her cousin seemed detached from everything. He never showed happiness or sadness and hardly spoke at all. So her aunt announced that she'd pay him one yuan for every word he said. And so... “Cousin, what's your name?” “Cousin, what grade are you in?” “Cou...” After being bombarde
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Honkai: Star Rail: Scott Wants to Become an Aeon Too 崩铁:斯科特也相当星神
[The low readership is because the platform gave it little exposure. Now fully complete. Entirely hand-written, no AI, and absolutely no padding!] [Honkai: Star Rail + Honkai Impact 3rd + Genshin Impact + System + comedy + transmigration + fun-loving protagonist + Scott] Ladies and gentlemen! The man standing at the forefront of the cosmos, fighting the Destruction Legion led by Iron Curtain, is...! The great Emperor of Jarilo-VI The newest member of the Genius Society The goblins’ farm owner Th
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The Princess Consort with a Weapons Cache, and the Prince Is Absolutely Smitten 精神病王妃有武器库,王爷他超爱
Feel-good power fantasy + devoted couple + System + pocket dimension + arsenal + healing each other A mentally ill princess consort vs. a prince with autism Lin Wan, a genius doctor, transmigrated into a book after developing a mental illness! The good news: She became the real daughter of the Prime Minister's household, switched at birth. The bad news: Her family favored the fake daughter, and had brought her back only to use her heart's blood to save her biological older brother. She was nothi
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I’m Going Wild in the Update-Halt Management Bureau 我在断更管理局癫翻全世界
[Absurd comedy, chaotic plot-patching, funny infinite-flow, 1v1 slow-burn romance] [Unconventional plot-patcher VS wronged tycoon from another dimension] I transmigrated into an abandoned novel, and from the start my own mother had me strapped to an operating table, ready to steal my kidney so my little brother could get a villa? Other people transmigrate into books with the script in hand and the power to see everything coming. Jiang Mian joined the [Abandoned Novel Management Bureau] with no
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I Transmigrated to a Famine Year: Fleeing with My Laid-Back Dad 穿越荒年,我和老六爹的逃荒路
[No romance + fleeing famine + farming + pocket dimension] Note: Don't compare this novel to reality. It's not a documentary. No romance, no romance, no romance. Important things must be said three times. The first novel starring Chang'an and Gu Laoliu. If you don't like it, close the page and go read something you do like. Don't leave nasty comments. Writing isn't easy, so please be respectful. Thank you! When she opened her eyes, Gu Chang'an had transmigrated from an apocalypse, where she had
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The Real Heiress Wins People Over with Her Shamelessness 真千金以缺德服人
[Sharp-tongued male lead feared even by ghosts x foul-mouthed heroine who picks fights with the whole world] Jiang Tang transmigrates into a book, becoming the real daughter and wicked supporting character in a melodramatic novel, a stepping stone for the happy ending of the hero and heroine. She thinks of the original character, who only became more miserable the harder she tried, and her eventual fate: her fiancé stolen from her, scandals following her everywhere, and death by suicide after
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Trading for Weapons in the Late Qing: From Bandit to King of the Northeast 我在清末兑军火,从马匪到东北王
[Northeast China in the late Qing] [Rising from banditry] [Trading for weapons] [Brazen and overbearing] [Sweeping across the Northeast] [Swift steeds and fierce guns] (This is an alternate-history story. It is not based on real history or real events!) Du Zhendong was reborn in the late Qing Dynasty and headed to Northeast China to seek his fortune! At the time, the Three Eastern Provinces were swarming with bandit gangs. The Qing army had lost its power to intimidate. With a weapons-trading Sy
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Delta Force: Urulu, Born to Block the Bridge 三角洲之堵桥初生乌鲁鲁
[Delta Force] [Comedy] [Absurdity, no harem] [Single heroine] [Meme references] [Episodic] [Uluru] [Mai Xiaowen] [Mouse] [Red Wolf] [Possession] [Bai Yi] [Undercover] [Aggressive assault] [Shield and breaching] [Nameless] That day, the little mice remembered the terror of being ruled by Uluru, and the humiliation of being held captive beneath the bridge. No Delta Force operator would ever forget Uluru, just as Uluru would never forget his parents, far away in the heavens.
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I'm Not a God of Theater 我不是戏神
The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa
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Trending! The Flirtatious Charmer Stirs Up Trouble on a Dating Show 喜提热搜!小撩精在恋综兴风作浪
[Nonsensical comedy + madcap fiction means having no manners! No manners! No manners! + dating show + wish fulfillment + face-slapping + adored by everyone] Fox Jiu is trying to grow her ninth tail when she transmigrates into the body of a C-list nobody who’s been blacklisted across the internet for trying to mooch off an award-winning actor. She signs on for a dating show. Before it even airs, her haters flood the screen: [Besides chasing clout and latching onto famous people, what can this pla
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Caught Pretending to Be a Big Shot’s Girlfriend, She’s Forced to Make It Official 冒充大佬女友被逮,按头转正
[Top Madman of Beijing's Elite Circle × Timid, Adorable Sweetheart] To find her friend, Yun Miao pretended to be the girlfriend of Sheng Yinian, a top magnate of Beijing's elite circle. As a result, his special assistant caught her on the spot and took her straight to the real deal. “President Sheng, your girlfriend is here.” The moment the assistant finished speaking, the private room fell silent. Yun Miao's legs immediately went weak. How could this assistant, who looked so meticulous, be so u
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The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀!
[Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m
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I’m the Greek God of Madness, So Don’t Mess With Me 我,别惹,古希腊掌管癫子的神
[Absurd comedy + a spineless loser’s descent into madness] Jiang Lian transmigrated into a book, becoming a supporting female character in a story about going crazy. Her job was to serve as a foil to the unhinged heroine, and she could only return home by repairing the plot. Overworked drone Jiang Lian said, “Isn’t the foil to an unhinged person just a spineless loser? I’ve been a corporate workhorse for five years. Nobody understands being spineless better than I do!” And so, on a variety show.
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My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统:竟然是一张嘴
[Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w
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What a Joke! She Has No Morals, So Why Are You Blackmailing Her? 笑死,她都没道德,你绑架她干嘛
[Goofy + shameless + liable to lose it at any moment + meme connoisseur] Yu Yao woke up one morning to discover she had transmigrated into a book. Well! If this had happened to her, then nobody could blame her for doing things her way! On a variety show, the green-tea heroine said, “Lately, I feel like I’ve gained a lot of weight from eating.” Yu Yao looked at her bony waist. “Yeah, you’re way too fat. Eat less.” When asked why she’d joined a dating show, the green-tea heroine said, “I’ve never
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You Sent Me to an Aristocratic School, but I Went After the Young Lady 让你贵族学校读书,你去泡大小姐
[Absolutely Unhinged Comedy + Love Triangle Showdown + Lighthearted Humor + Young Ladies + Light Novel] Social death, also known as dying of embarrassment, generally refers to… Never mind, that’s not important. My name is Ye Cheng. By the time you read this, I’ll be dying of embarrassment! Noble Academy, here I come!!! … [Host, at the freshman welcoming ceremony, get the attention of the current student council president, the young lady of the Dongfang family, in a way everyone will remember. M
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A History Stand-Up Show: From the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors to Puyi 历史脱口秀:从三皇五帝到溥仪
This wildly entertaining historical talk-show collection will have you laughing as you etch facts into your DNA! [Three irresistible highlights] ■ An all-star cast: From the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors to Puyi's abdication, more than 300 historical and legendary figures join in the fun. ■ Immersive gossip: Relive history's iconic moments through trending-topic posts, bullet comments, and social media updates. ■ No-holds-barred roasts: Rate the job performance of Qin Shi Huang and Emperor
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Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝
If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has
933Reads8.1Score—Shelves
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Reborn, I Let Her Keep Me, and They Love Me Even More! 重生后我软饭硬吃,她们更爱了!
[Love rivals + multiple heroines + everyday life + lighthearted + living off a woman + constantly changing sides...] Ye Cheng was forced to be reborn for reasons that were less than honorable. He returned to four years earlier. To make sure he could lie flat this time, Ye Cheng arranged to meet them sooner. A year later... [The weirdo who likes wearing black stockings]: A Cheng, I've been taking my medication properly lately. Could you spend more time with me? [The silly little blonde who draws]
21.7kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves
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King of Dating Shows, I’m the Best at Going Off the Rails 恋综王中王,发癫我最强
[Unhinged Actress × Hidden Big Shot × Dating Show × Fake and Real Heiresses] Lin Zhi transmigrates into an angsty romance novel. A broken family, a man who called off their engagement, no money, and no parents. When the original novel’s male lead forces her to donate blood to the female lead, she goes berserk on the spot: “You want my blood? I’ll rip your skin off!” On a dating show, the original novel’s heroine feigns weakness and illness, then asks her to give her a massage. Lin Zhi smashes th
1.9kReads9.0Score356Shelves
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There Are a Thousand Goofballs, and Half of Them Are in the Villain’s Family 沙雕千千万,反派家占一半
[Absurd Comedy + Entertainment Industry + Cathartic Revenge + One-on-One Romance] Gu Xixi, the tragic heroine of a melodramatic romance, was found by her family. The good news: Her parents are the richest people in the country, and her brother is a top-tier star. The bad news: Her entire family are villains. Heh heh heh. You can’t even imagine how much fun it is to be a villain! She gets guilt-tripped on a variety show. Her billionaire parents say, “We’re villains. We never had any morals to beg
2.3kReads9.2Score318Shelves