Funny Stories with Shameless, Invincible Leads 搞笑文，那种又贱又无敌

1. 551 只 Live Long Enough, and No One Can Beat Me 只要活的够久，就没人是我对手 The Day I Ascended to Godhood成神这天Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [System]+ [Transmigration]+ [Playing It Safe] Xu Fan transmigrates to a fantasy world and obtains an Immortality System. The System’s only function is to extend his lifespan. Today’s run: lifespan +2 days Today’s boxing practice: lifespan +3 days Today’s kicking practice: lifespan +5 days “A gentleman’s revenge can wait five hundred years.” After Xu Fan waited five hundred years and finally found his enemy again, the only thing he could do was dance on his enemy’s grave. Question: What 9.4kReads9.0Score745Shelves
2. 552 关 How I Was Forced to Become an Awakened One 关于我被迫成为觉醒者那档事 Warm Wine to Slay Pigs and Monkeys温酒斩猪猴Urban3.1M WordsOngoing 1.9kReads9.0Score170Shelves

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   Don't be fooled by his rating; this book is excellent.

3. 553 玄 Xuanhuan: The Weakest Sect? Its Disciples Beat Up the Ancestor 玄幻：最弱宗门？徒弟吊打老祖 RT Tobacco Little DonkeyRT烟草小毛驴Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Sign-in System]➕ [Taking disciples]➕ [Lighthearted]➕ [Invincible] Chu Fan is unexpectedly reborn, bound to a sign-in System, and made the peak master of Dao One Sect, a sect full of sly schemers. From the start, he has quasi-emperor cultivation and lives a carefree life on Profound Spirit Peak, only needing to sign in once a month. Who could have guessed the System would suddenly assign him a mission to take disciples? Tempted by the enticing rewards, Chu Fan takes in a first disciple with an E 16.7kReads8.7Score1.1kShelves

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   Funny, right? I have a few here, they're pretty good [what]. Story summary: Funny, invincible, and a little bit of romance, but it's quite sweet. Genre: Funny at the beginning, invincible at the end.

4. 554 开 From the Start, My Dad Wanted Me to Raise an Army and Rebel 开局我爹要我起兵造反 The Little Fish Swimming Underwater潜泳的小鱼Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted [System + invincible + dynastic conquest + the Myriad Worlds + summoning] Li Luo transmigrated to another world and became the heir to the Northern Liang throne. Just as the Three Kings rebelled, plunging the realm into chaos. The Prince of Northern Liang: “Son, when are you going to raise an army and rebel?!” “Father, I’ll lead 300,000 Northern Liang soldiers right away and win you an empire...” Li Luo: “...” “Ding! Myriad Worlds Summoning System fully loaded...” Li Luo: “Father, what were you 38.4kReads9.0Score2.7kShelves
5. 555 玄 Xuanhuan: Stop Pretending, You're the Supreme Sword Master! 玄幻：别装了，你就是剑道至尊！ Pen of Right and Wrong是非笔Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Comedy + mistaken assumptions + invincible protagonist] Also known as: So I Was Invincible All Along Li Xianyuan transmigrates into a world of immortal cultivation. With no spiritual roots, all he can do is drift through life. The peach tree he planted turns out to be a Heavenly Immortal Peach Tree. One bite gives you immortal spiritual roots. When his master hears him play “A Laugh in the Vast Sea,” he becomes a Saint on the spot. 4.7kReads8.9Score386Shelves
6. 556 满 The Whole Sect Has Turned Evil, and Only the Eldest Senior Brother Is Righteous to an Extreme 满门黑化，唯有大师兄正的极端 Huan Buyu欢不语Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo 17.2kReads8.9Score2.5kShelves

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   The eldest disciple is righteous yet wicked; when he's righteous, he'll even kill himself. It's an unconventional, no-romance fantasy, and very funny.

7. 557 一 The Outcast: I’m the Strongest Hairstylist! 一人之下：我乃最强发型师！ Hanlin's Broken Brush翰林断笔Anime Fanfiction501k WordsCompleted I am Lu Wuwei, Wuwei as in “nothing is beyond my doing”! I'm no assassin. I'm just a hairstylist, the strongest hairstylist in the world of extraordinary people! I have a talent for crafting magical weapons, and I studied for years at the Kunlun Sword Immortal Sect. While there, I even created an astonishing, peerless school of my own: the Immortal-Cutting Sect! Not only am I exceptionally gifted, I also possess the Seven template System. The more hairstyles I give people, the stronger I become! 9.3kReads8.9Score678Shelves

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   It's a pity I can't recommend our Explosive Gang's representative work.

8. 558 少 The Young Master’s Bedchamber Maid Is Gorgeous and Sweet, but a Bit of a Goofball 少爷通房又美又娇，却有点沙雕 Shu Manman姝慢慢Ancient Romance133k WordsCompleted A hot-blooded, goofy maid VS a straight-laced, domineering young master. After being sold, Yang Liu became the lowest-ranking servant girl in the Marquis’s household. From then on, her life’s dream was to save enough money to buy back her freedom. But her monthly wages were pitifully small, and it seemed unlikely she’d ever be able to afford it. But Yang Liu wasn’t the type to sit around and wait for things to happen. One day, she happened to hear that a maid from the young master’s quarters had 304Reads5.4Score—Shelves

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   This is definitely a must-read!!! It's a super funny and sweet story about a quirky young mistress and a domineering, straight-laced rich young master. No cheat codes, no time travel, no reincarnation. If you like this kind of story, go for it!!!

9. 559 恶 The Demon Descends, and I Alone Savor the World’s Sins! 恶魔降临，我独享世间罪恶！ Ink Dye墨水染Urban4.0M WordsOngoing [Reborn + Summoning + Superpowers + No Clichés + Power Fantasy + Martial Arts] The world is collapsing, with light and darkness existing side by side. Martial arts academies have sprung up around the world, training fighters to join forces against the ghost clans of the Dark Realm! Yang Gu Chu awakened as a Divine Summoner with a support-type Divine Familiar, only to be betrayed by his teammates and die a horrible death. He is reborn two years in the past. Not only does he discover that his Divi 12.4kReads7.5Score1.4kShelves

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   (Excitedly spins around, tail wagging back and forth) Wow! I've been reborn as a little black cat! (Grinns, revealing tiny fangs) A hilarious and bizarre journey begins! This unexpected soul-transmigration gives the protagonist a huge boost to his stats! (Hands on hips, smug) Hey, now that's great! Devouring the heavens and earth is a piece of cake, even shadows have to obey his commands, making him the most dazzling figure in the night—the Lord of the Weird! (Raises an eyebrow, a defiant look) A cat's life turned around, are you convinced or not? 😜

10. 560 重 Reborn as a Super Spoiled Brat 重生之超级纨绔 Fang Yebai方夜白Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Reborn + Helping his father rise to power in politics + Battling for supremacy in the business world] “Mr. Chen Yang, may I ask how much wealth you have now?” “Every place you can see, every place you know about, every place you can imagine... it all belongs to me.” In his previous life, Chen Yang was left with nothing after his family was destroyed. He lived only for revenge, and in the end met a gruesome death. In this life, aside from making his enemies suffer worse than death, Chen Yang onl 25.5kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves

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    The male protagonist is both shameless and invincible; three kings rebel, plunging the world into chaos. The King of Northern Liang: "Son, when are you going to start a rebellion?!" The male protagonist: "Father, what are you saying? Our Li family is utterly loyal to Li Yang, how could we rebel? We are a righteous army to save the people!"

11. 561 系 The System Grants Me Immortality, and I Keep a Low Profile Until I'm Invincible 系统赐我长生，我苟到无敌 Yan Wu Xiao Bujinzheng2言午小不金正2Eastern Fantasy404k WordsCompleted [Not a power fantasy] [Infinite Flow] [Wacky comedy] [Master of playing it safe] [System] This is a long cultivation novel about immortality. The protagonist, Xu Changsheng, transmigrates to the cultivation world and gets the standard golden finger: an immortality System that grants him an endless lifespan and an Immortal Realm where he can adjust the flow of time. Inside the realm grows a Life Tree that bears fruit once every thousand years. Each fruit adds a hundred years to his life, but tast 330Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's so beautiful!

12. 562 夜 I Went Night Fishing and Hooked a Corpse, But Carried Home a Fleeing Female Corpse 夜钓钓浮尸，我却扛回逃跑的女尸 Candy Fishing糖果钓鱼Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted Fishing streamer Wei Kun transmigrated to a parallel world and activated the [Tough Guy System]! As long as he completed the System’s missions, he would receive rewards. But the very first mission was to go night fishing at a graveyard on the Ghost Festival. Viewers: Aren’t you scared, streamer? Wei Kun: Scared? My fishing rod’s made from lightning-struck peachwood, my line’s pulled from an ink line reel, my ground bait’s made from glutinous rice, and my bait’s mixed with black dog blood. Tonigh 15.1kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves

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    🔥Guys, this was seriously awesome! The male lead starts with a system that makes him incredibly ruthless. He's fishing at a graveyard and catches a person? They try to run away, but the protagonist carries them back! 😂

13. 563 搞 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 Guardian of the Eternal Night永夜守护Eastern Fantasy577k WordsOngoing [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5.2kReads8.2Score441Shelves

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    Just as the crowd began to mock him, Zhang Yi'ang calmly reached into his pocket, casually placed a plump, soft little worm on the arena floor. The entire audience gasped in shock! "What... What is this? A silkworm pupa?" Li Xuan was equally bewildered, squinting as he examined it closely, utterly dumbfounded: This guy really used a silkworm pupa to fight my Dark Abyss Python? Just then, a disciple below the stage suddenly screamed: "It's a maggot! Those are white maggots from the latrine!" [Shy][shy][shy][shy][shy][shy][shy][shy][shy]

14. 564 我 I've Become a Buddha, Do Not Disturb 我成佛了，勿扰 Zisang Fei子桑翡Ancient Romance102k WordsCompleted Jiang Wanyu died after a brick fell on her while she was working at a construction site. When she opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into the heroine of a torturous cultivation novel. From the start, she was thrown into hell mode, caught by the white-moonlight rival while confessing her love for the male lead's master. “...” Her master asked, “Do you know what you did wrong?” Her senior brothers, the male supporting characters, cried, “Junior Sister, hurry up and admit your mistake!” The whi 2.5kReads8.7Score248Shelves

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    🍓Hilariousness level 99. You won't laugh unless you can't help it. The irresponsible system only appears at the end! Hilarious! I really like short stories; the plot doesn't drag, and it's quick and decisive. It's just that the ending was a bit too rushed. Some details weren't well-developed by the author; they just flashed by, leaving you confused before you even finished the book!

15. 565 开 Zombie Apocalypse from the Start? I'll Just Blow Up the Planet! 开局丧尸末日？我直接打爆星球！ Dumplings for Breakfast Today今天早上吃饺子Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.0M WordsCompleted [Leveling Up] [Invincible in Three Chapters] [Godhood in Ten] [Ruthless and Decisive] [Over-the-Top Thrills] [Combat Power Soars Exponentially] When Blue Star civilization was on the brink of destruction, Chen Yi entered the Guixu dimension. From then on, he began transmigrating between different universes and worlds, and his combat power skyrocketed. His first mission was to transmigrate to a zombie world. While the other Guixu travelers were hacking at zombies, Chen Yi merely raised a hand, an 43.8kReads8.7Score2.6kShelves
16. 566 高 High Martial: Run! He's Using a Sniper Rifle 高武：快跑，他玩狙的 Have You Eaten Tonight?今晚你吃了吗Urban546k WordsOngoing [A female supporting character, but no female lead; no romance pairings, just sniping through a high-martial-arts world!] "Within three feet, my sword is the law!" "But Lu Jin's sniper rifle has a range of 880,000 meters." "Beyond seven steps, my fists are fast. Within seven steps, they're both fast and accurate. How do you plan to fight me?" "But Lu Jin's sniper rifle has a range of 880,000 meters." In a high-martial-arts world, Lu Jin awakened the talent for modern weaponry: the Barrett. Thus 9.7kReads8.6Score704Shelves
17. 567 星 The Interstellar Battle for Dad 星际争爸 Heart-Hunting Scoundrel猎心贼肝Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.9M WordsCompleted [Funny] [Passionate] [Shameless] [Ensemble Cast] [Pop-Culture References] A devious warrior An individualistic commander A flashy assassin A sniper who likes to fight head-on The four idiots of the human race wreak havoc across the universe. A novel with a shameless plot and an even more shameless author. 23.8kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves
18. 568 风 The Dashing Good-for-Nothing's Cultivation Chronicles 风流屌丝修仙记 Seven Seconds in This World七秒人间Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Liu Xiaohai was an ordinary nobody at the very bottom of society. A chance encounter turned him into a cultivator. His sudden “superpowers” went to his head a little, giving him the feeling of a poor man who’d suddenly struck it rich. Fortunately, Liu Xiaohai was still kind at heart, following his instincts and liking people regardless of their background. He also had a strong sense of justice. Whenever he saw someone being bullied, he’d speak up, and when it was time to act, he’d step in. A cha 9.7kReads8.5Score803Shelves

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    The name alone is hilarious.

19. 569 江 A Jiang Cheng Fanfic: Wishing for a Lookalike 江澄同人文之望相似 Write Ten Thousand Words in a Single Burst猛更一万字Anime Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted I'm not very good at writing, so please go easy on me. The story begins anew after the original ending. This story retains some elements from the original while adding a few new sects. An original female lead and a new story. The sharp-tongued but softhearted uncle will eventually meet someone who dotes on him alone! They fall in love at first sight. One is awkward and refuses to admit it, while the other knowingly teases him and accidentally falls for real. They actually talk to each other. The 1.5kReads8.1Score115Shelves

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    Just from the name, you can tell how fun it is! The first and third books are great, the second one is a bit... Well, you know.

20. 570 作 I Did Something Reckless and Secretly Sold the Holy Land 作死，我把圣地给偷偷卖了 Sharing a Cup of Wine杯酒与共Eastern Fantasy638k WordsOngoing "I Did Something Stupid and Secretly Sold the Holy Land"; "I Wreak Havoc Across the Worlds, and Every World Is Miserable" After obtaining a Trouble-Making System, Fang Zi'an went further and further down the path of doing reckless things. He didn't just secretly sell the Holy Land. He even talked his own imperial weapon into leaving. He wreaked havoc not only on his own Holy Land, but on the other Holy Lands as well, leaving them all groaning in despair. And he didn't stop at the Holy Lands. Eve 37Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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    The first book was hilarious, the other two were funny at the beginning but not so much later on.

21. 571 开 The Cheat-Wielding Lad Takes the Cultivation World by Storm 开挂小子玩转修仙界 Silly Little Dog Yuanbao元宝小傻狗Eastern Fantasy6.6M WordsOngoing [Funny and lighthearted + Upgrade spirit stones + Refine pills + Humorous cultivation + No System] You rascal, you can upgrade spirit stones and pills? Confess everything and I won’t hit you! Yuan Xiao, a country boy, accidentally saves a divine thief from the immortal realm. With nothing but shameless audacity, he snatches the heaven-defying treasure, the Tianqi Pearl, and becomes a rich cultivator. Making money and upgrading are no problem at all! With two absurd, troublemaking spirit beasts a 44.4kReads9.0Score5.1kShelves

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    A lighthearted and humorous cultivation story. Yuanxiao is a little rascal, a genius in alchemy, weapon crafting, and formations. He and his two spirit beasts engage in swindling, cheating, and robbery, smashing through the nine heavens of the immortal realm. He has a portable space, making it super fun.

22. 572 三 Three Souls as the Betrothal Gift, Seven Spirits as the Wedding Present 三魂为聘，七魄为礼 All Out肆意满Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Everyone has three hun and seven po souls. Yin Wenjiu has only one hun and one po: an unidentified resentful soul and an unidentified life soul. Both exist to keep her body alive. But she only cares about enjoying the moment. She tells fortunes with perfect accuracy and charges the highest price! She won’t go out of her way to stay alive, nor will she actively seek death. She waited at Yunmeng Marsh for five years. If someone came to save her, she would go with them; if no one did, she would dig 24.6kReads9.3Score3.6kShelves
23. 573 炎 Yan Clan 炎族 The Living Third Brother活着的老三Eastern Fantasy793k WordsCompleted In a vast universe lies an unremarkable dead zone, home to a group of advanced humans. They have no idea of their former glory or where they came from, and simply live on in a daze. The Yan Clan, once rulers of an entire domain, no longer even know how to forge life tokens. They have no idea that the threat of their clan’s extinction is drawing near... 6Reads8.8Score—Shelves
24. 574 重 Reborn as a Black Cat: They All Call Me the Lord of the Supernatural 重生黑猫，他们都叫我诡异之主 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Beast Evolution] [Never Human] [No Romance] Lin Ye is reborn as a stray black kitten on a university campus. Fortunately, he gains a stat-boosting panel. As long as he eats and accumulates energy, he can evolve and gain all kinds of extraordinary abilities. Shadow Manipulation: Control every shadow in the world. Lord of the Night: Combat power increases by 100% at night. Devourer of Energy and Spirits: A dimensional space forms in his stomach, allowing him to devour anything. Gaze of Fear: Awak 26.4kReads9.1Score3.1kShelves

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    A bizarre resurgence, reborn as a cat (no romance, won't become human), devouring strange creatures grants energy points and skills. The school's cat gang leader, single-handedly, takes the life of the enemy leader from a horde of dogs, injuring the stray dog leader. Hundreds of stray cats, led by Sang Kun and Sang Biao, come to rescue their cat gang leader. 🍊🍊

25. 575 我EN With a Fox Immortal, I Subdue a Hundred Ghosts 我以狐仙镇百鬼 Purple Dream Wandering Dragon紫梦游龙Mystery10.3M WordsOngoing The day I was born, nineteen bolts of thunder struck around our family’s courtyard. A fortune-teller said I was born a demon child, fated to suffer eighteen calamities in my life. Either someone else would die, or I would. As it turned out, the fortune-teller met his own calamity on the very day I was born. He carried me out of the village, and suddenly dropped dead! 754.6kReads9.4Score44.4kShelves

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    The book has some heart-wrenching plot points, which is quite good.

26. 576 全 The Age of Global Esports: I'm the Only Cheater 全球电竞时代，我是唯一作弊玩家 Not Yet Gone未灭Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Gaming metropolis + choose-your-own cheat + invincible + goofy and irreverent + shameless protagonist, worse than the villains + no goody-two-shoes] Cartridge worlds, runaway data, phantom gaming realms, esports players… Lin Tian transmigrates to a gaming metropolis where games have become the focus of competition across the globe. The universal currency is game cards, and status and power are determined by rank. Supernatural abilities, rare treasures, extraordinary pets and beasts, mercenaries 48.5kReads9.2Score4.2kShelves

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    These two books are absolutely hilarious!

27. 577 三 The Supreme Summoning of the Three Kingdoms 三国之无上召唤 Holding a Lamp, Watching the Sword挑灯看剑Historical1.1M WordsCompleted Special Forces elite Liu Xiao gets stuck with a maddeningly useless Summoning System and becomes the deposed emperor Liu Bian. He swears to restore the realm! Lu Bu: “The Xuanqian Tiger Cavalry is ten times stronger than my Bingzhou Iron Cavalry. We cannot face them head-on!” Cao Cao: “Xuanqian has a hundred thousand soldiers in his heart. He truly cannot be treated as an enemy!” Shuijing: “Xuanqian has the bearing of a celestial being and is destined for greatness!” Zhuge Liang: “Since Lian 2.7kReads8.2Score260Shelves
28. 578 斩 Slay the Gods: I Am the God of the End, Breaking All Laws from the Start! 斩神：我终焉之神，开局破万法！ One, Two, Three Autumns一二三个秋Male-Channel Fanfiction892k WordsOngoing [Slay the Gods + The Ten Days of the End + deities + no female lead + comedy + dual personality + slow burn] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Su Yun discovers that he has ended up in the Psychiatric Hospital of the Gods, as one of its patients: the God of the End. Unlike the gods who exist in Slay the Gods, Su Yun’s powers come from the echoes and surges of The Ten Days of the End. As his treatment progresses, he unlocks these echoes and surges one by one! By slaying the mys —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Cool][Cool][Cool] These novels are simply a "collection of laughs" 😆, with "outrageously bizarre" plots and "unexpected twists and turns" in the dialogue, making you "laugh until you're breathless" 🤣(≧∇≦)ﾉ!

29. 579 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.4kShelves

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    The first one is a modern story with a romantic pairing. The female lead has a unique and unpredictable thought process, unmatched by anyone except the male lead who can keep up with her pace. The second one is a fantasy cultivation story without a romantic pairing. The female lead is excessively silly and single-handedly leads a group of people astray. You might want to give them a try.

30. 580 我 Me, a Slacker Livestreamer: I’ll Log Off Once I’ve Made 200 我，摆烂主播，挣够两百就下播 Eat Tomatoes, Don't Spit Out Potatoes吃番茄不吐土豆Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Su Yu unlocks the [Slacker System] and becomes a streamer. Once he earns 200 in tips, he can end the stream and claim a generous reward. Love songs too boring? One performance of "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" kicks off a square-dancing craze! The audience got cheated on? One rendition of "Happy Breakup" wakes countless lovesick fools up to reality! The songs are too easy? A Peking opera performance of "The Drunken Concubine" leaves the whole crowd stunned! But every time the audience finishes 4.5kReads8.9Score406Shelves

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    I can laugh myself awake in my sleep, the rating is too high.

31. 581 永 Stuck at One HP Forever, Yet I'm Still Invincible! 永久一滴血，我照样无敌于世！ Wild Ideas and Scribbles瞎想胡写Sports3.6M WordsOngoing (The comic and print edition are in production, so rest assured and enjoy reading.) [A game that transports everyone to another world, lone wolf, no baggage, ruthless, BUG-level talent, disaster legion, rigorous stats] The Myriad Worlds Game descends, and everyone begins transmigrating. Su Mubai is betrayed by the campus belle he married and left on the verge of death. The Myriad Worlds Game saves his life, but after scanning his body, the stats panel is a disaster. His maximum health is permane 132.9kReads8.8Score9.5kShelves

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    😎😎😎, These novels are simply a "collection of laughs"😆, with "outrageously bizarre" plots and "unexpectedly unexpected" dialogues that will make you "laugh until you're breathless"🤣(≧∇≦)ﾉ!

32. 582 我 I Went to the Gynecologist, and My Ex Was the Surgeon 我去看妇科，主刀医生是前任 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃36k WordsCompleted I went to see a gynecologist, and my ex was the surgeon. 6.9kReads—Score—Shelves

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    Super hilarious and explosive short stories recommended – definitely worth watching!

33. 583 全 Global Class Change: I Can Stack Artifact Affixes Without Limit 全民转职：我神器词条无限叠加 Snow Flies, the Sky Is Young飞雪连夭Sports1.2M WordsCompleted Lu Cang transmigrated to a world where everyone could choose a class. Instead, he awakened as a B-rank Armorer. His class had only one special feature: he could equip every type of gear. Fortunately, Lu Cang awakened the Divine Gear Compendium. He could synthesize every divine artifact in the world! And he could combine all of their stats into one! From then on, Lu Cang was unstoppable! Nuclear Annihilation Bow + Million-Split Bow = one basic attack that fires a million nuclear annihilation arro 31.8kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves
34. 584 结 On Our Seventh Anniversary, I Saw My Wife and Her Agent on the Sofa 结婚七周年，我亲眼看到妻子和经纪人在沙发上 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃10k WordsCompleted On our seventh wedding anniversary, I saw my wife and her agent on the sofa with my own eyes. 723Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 585 全EN Can’t This Entire Sect Scrounge Up a Single Decent Person? 全宗上下，拼不出一个好人？ The Little Fish Swimming Underwater潜泳的小鱼Eastern Fantasy4.1M WordsCompleted [System + invincible + the Myriad Worlds + fiercely protective + sect fiercely protective + decisive and ruthless + master schemer] Chu Luo, a disciple of the Forbidden Sect, has maxed out his comprehension and mastered a whole arsenal of forbidden techniques. But an accident leads him into the sect’s forbidden grounds. Just as he is about to be expelled for breaking the rules, his master, who has been in seclusion for ages, breaks through to the Great Emperor realm and emerges in time! Master: 147.6kReads9.2Score14.6kShelves
36. 586 六 The Wild Healer of the Six Meridians 六脉野医 Moonlight, Moonlight月月光光Urban370k WordsCompleted A story reminiscent of Wei Xiaobao, starring a man named Wei Dabao. The village pushover happens upon a beautiful older doctor, who not only cures his limp but also teaches him powerful medical and martial arts. From then on, his life as an unorthodox village doctor takes off, and the womanizer embarks on an extraordinary journey. 48Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is underrated; I guarantee you'll love it.

37. 587 相 My Blind Date Is a Breast Specialist, and I Overheard His Thoughts 相亲对象是乳腺科医生，还被我听见了心声 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃Marriage & Romance26k WordsCompleted My blind date is a breast surgeon, and I overheard his thoughts. 582Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 588 震 Shocking! My Boyfriend Turned Out to Be the Horror Dungeon Boss 震惊！男友竟是恐怖副本BOSS Tuoba Dumpling拓跋饺子Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Supernatural + Two powerful leads + Horror-game instances + Lighthearted and funny + Boyfriend is the BOSS + Devoted husband + Both are virgins] On her birthday, Shen Jiahe’s boyfriend told her that the number of players entering horror-game instances had surged, and as the instance’s big BOSS, he had to work overtime and couldn’t come home. Shen Jiahe laughed in anger. He could have just said he was cheating on her! Instead, he came up with such a ridiculous excuse! She dumped the scumbag that 51.4kReads9.2Score5.9kShelves

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    🔥🔥Funny Articles🔥 All of them have a score of 9.0 Or higher, so their quality speaks for itself! 🔥🌸①This book is hilarious from the very beginning, and it's still going strong even now. The emperor, known as the "Master of the Morally Inept Sect," is both morally reprehensible and comical in his words and actions 😂. Brothers and sisters, come check it out… 🌸②I recommend this one. The female lead is a palace maid who can hear the emperor's inner thoughts. The emperor's inner thoughts are truly hilarious :-D😂😂 "Ugh, so annoying, so annoying, so annoying! Are all these memorials just garbage? I've already said I won't eat peaches, I won't eat peaches, I won't eat peaches, and you still ask me every single day!" An Jiu? "Is the new palace maid an idiot? Standing there making a lampstand? Can't you see my neck is sore? Don't you even come and massage it?" An Jiu moved her feet and tentatively massaged the emperor's shoulder… "The imperial kitchen's pastries are choking! Is Eunuch Li blind? Doesn't he even pour me a glass of water…" An Jiu moved over and poured a cup of tea… 🌸③ Qiao Xi, bound to the Truth System, frantically exposes the entertainment industry: "She got an injection!" "She and her box weigh five pounds!" Top star Yu Sinian: "This woman is so special... Oh no, 😱 I feel like I'm having a heart attack!" 🌸④ Beast Taming + System + Nonsensical Comedy: Protagonist Chen Shu and his husky go on a crazy rampage in another world, using elemental skills to make a phoenix cry, using spatial power to toy with a dragon... Every chapter is a hilarious scene, reading it will definitely cure your 😂 expressionless face! … 🌸⑤ The daily bickering between the lazy transmigrator Yun Shu and the sarcastic system, the master is shameless, the junior brother is ridiculously stupid, the junior sister is as greedy as a hamster... The whole cast is comedic, seven parts comedy and three parts passion, after reading you will want to send the author a knife: "😂 Give me back my abs from laughing!" 💛💚💙💜❤️💛💚💙💜❤️💛

39. 589 让 I Told You to Get Revenge on the Family, Not Assassinate Li Er! 让你报复家族，没让你刺杀李二！ Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Historical297k WordsCompleted [Great Tang] [System] [Mischievous Brat] [Sign-In] [Comedy, Laugh-Out-Loud] After transmigrating to the Great Tang, he wakes up in a mass grave from the start. His grandfather has been beaten to death by the clan, he himself has been beaten senseless by them, and they've seized the family estate! Fourteen-year-old Li Mu is powerless to fight back! How will the boy resist? Li Mu: (╬￣皿￣)=○ Assassinate Li Shimin!! You bastards can all die! Not one of you gets to live! Li Shimin: ╥﹏╥ I'm your long-l 1.4kReads6.8Score100Shelves
40. 590 我 Something's Off About My Dog. He Steals My Underwear Every Day! 我家狗子不对劲，天天偷我的内衣！ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃Completed Something's Wrong with My Dog: He Steals My Underwear Every Day! —Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 591 这 He’s Clearly Powerful, Yet He Insists on Messing with His Loli Master 这个人明明很强却偏要坑萝莉师傅 A Salty Fish c一条咸鱼cEastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Archmage Lin En transmigrated to another world. To keep the gods from treating him like a crop to be harvested, he disguised himself as a mage apprentice in Winter Spring Valley and decided to stay under the radar until he reached max level. But who could have guessed that his loli master could hear his thoughts? “Disciple, what do you think of this forbidden spell of mine?” [Kindergarten-level stuff. I don't even know if one splash of water could hurt anyone.] “Disciple, with five hundred more 30.9kReads9.6Score3.4kShelves
42. 592 工 A Major Industrial Audit: Why Is It You Every Single Time? 工业大摸底，怎么次次都是你 Chilled Dinosaur冰镇恐龙Urban493k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Tian awakens a black-tech sign-in System. But poor management leads to losses, and all the cutting-edge technology at his disposal has nowhere to go. Then the Dragon Kingdom launches a nationwide industrial survey! "What? You're saying you have thousands of tons of steel cable like this sitting unused?" "That cargo ship is powered by nuclear energy?" "Those drones flying overhead could be turned into bombers with a few modifications!" "And this paint 7.9kReads8.7Score508Shelves
43. 593 吃 I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Completely Lost My Mind 吃了室友的糖，我彻底疯了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃Completed I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Went Completely Crazy —Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 594 系 The System Makes Me Choose, So I Have to Cultivate Immortality with Wangcai 系统让我选，只好和旺财去修仙 A Little Black Blob一坨小黑Eastern Fantasy178k WordsCompleted [Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Scheming + Lighthearted + Trickster + Shameless + Anti-Cliche System] The story begins with a dog and its owner transmigrating. But the System gets the address wrong, sending them both to the demon clan's territory, and even mixes up their scripts! Bai Xiaochen gets the villain's script, while the dog gets the chosen protagonist's script! "What? Wangcai has the bloodline of a Great Emperor? I'm stuck with a villain System???"; "System, explain yourself. That thing givi —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The premise is quite novel, and there are quite a few jokes.

45. 595 新 After Our Wedding-Night Divorce, the God of War Prince Goes Mad Chasing Me 新婚夜和离后，战神王爷追疯了 Listening To Rain At Star Pond星池听雨Ancient Romance361k WordsCompleted [Hilarious power fantasy + ancient setting + transmigration + romance + sweet doting love + pocket dimension + both reborn + cultivation] Special agent Chu Zhaoning transmigrates, and things get downright absurd! Before she can even open her eyes, a masked bastard ambushes her from behind. She flies into a rage, and the consequences are serious. Without another word, she unleashes the secret move she has treasured for years: tickling his armpits. But the bastard is no pushover! Chu Zhaoning give 9.2kReads8.4Score1kShelves

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    A super hilarious and absurd novel; the female lead is cheeky and incredibly funny.

46. 596 吃 I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 吃了室友的燕窝，她说要给我当老婆？ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃8k WordsCompleted I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 96Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 597 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 20.6kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves

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    [Sad][Angry][Angry] My 9.6 Rating, you all have to see this! The funniest one on Tomato Book! [KISS][Flying kiss][Licking screen] This book, this one, I'm laughing so hard I'm going to lose all my merits! It's mainly about the female lead doing fortune-telling livestreams, and each divination has a different story. She was just one step away from ascension but was tragically struck dead by lightning. Was it the cruelty of heaven or her own lack of virtue? After summarizing her experiences, Xia Qingzhu decided to accumulate merits. Day 1: She got the streamer who stole an electric bike sentenced to death. Day 2: Selling rock candy resulted in an 11-month sentence. Day 3: Stealing five cabbages resulted in a five-day jail sentence. Day 4: Telling jokes to clients, the two clients didn't laugh, but the person in the wardrobe laughed. Day 5: The client realized they had been worshipping the wrong grave for ten years. Day 6: The spirit of the aborted fetus she collected was given to someone seeking a child. After a while, netizens discovered: Everyone who had their fortune told by her became depressed, haha, it's really hilarious!

48. 598 快 Run! Wei Zheng Is Bringing His Son to Court! 快跑，魏征扛着他儿子上朝了！ My Bumpy Journey磕磕绊绊的我Historical1.2M WordsCompleted Year Seven of the Zhenguan era. A thunderous boom sounded in the sky, and I transmigrated into Wei Shuyu. As Wei Zheng's beloved son, shouldn't I help my father with his troubles? Li Shimin secretly hiding spending money? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out. Li Shimin wanting to take a concubine? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out. Li Shimin wanting to lead a personal campaign? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out... In short, whatever Li Shimin does, we oppose it. That's how you earn a reput 22.7kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
49. 599 救 Help! The Doctor Performing My Abortion Is My Ex-Boyfriend 救命！主刀我的人流手术的竟然是前男友 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃23k WordsCompleted Help! My Abortion Surgeon Turned Out to Be My Ex-Boyfriend 68Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 600 H Harry Potter: A Northeastern Wizard’s Chaotic Days at Hogwarts HP：东北巫师癫翻霍格沃茨日常 Steamed Fish One蒸鱼一Anime Fanfiction758k WordsOngoing A laid-back Hufflepuff girl's dream~ [No romance! The heroine has a sauerkraut vibe! She's from Northeast China! The characters and original plot are both wildly out of character! Comedy! Parallel world!] Making up for all the regrets! After the heroine arrives, things don't follow the original plot. She can transmigrate through time and space, and she befriends a young Newt, an old soul who knows all about Fantastic Beasts. Luna starts school a year early and becomes best friends with Cuihua He 228Reads—Score—Shelves

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    If you're looking for a funny story, check this out! It's a crossover between Harry Potter and the popular Chinese cartoon "Boonie Bears"! And it's a no-romance story. The female lead is a pure Northeasterner who ends up at Hogwarts and, through her love of food, becomes the school's darling! And now she's even dragged Harry to Northeast China, which is hilarious!!!

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