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I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind 装了两年突然被读心了
[Signed for publication in print] Also known as When My Billionaire Husband Started Coughing [Brooding, secretly snarky CEO X quirky, 'fake' innocent flower] Qi Weiran was a CEO worth billions. Because he carried a rare gene, he had a body that never got sick. But he could only live to the age of fifty. After he died, half his estate would go to his contract wife. One day, Qi Weiran's body, which had never shown a single sign of illness, suddenly began to cough. His adoring young wife, who loved
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Princess Consort, Stop Acting. The Prince Can Hear Your Thoughts 王妃别演了,王爷能听见你的心声
[The male lead can hear the female lead's thoughts + the female lead can understand animal speech] [Goofy and lighthearted + absurd comedy + feel-good romance, sickeningly sweet] After transmigrating into a book as a disposable side character, she manages to annoy the villainous Big Boss into fainting from the start. She plans to take advantage of his weakness and finish him off, but the villain hears every one of her thoughts. Later, the villain finally loses patience and demands, “I hear you c
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You Go Crazy, I Go Crazier, Side by Side on a Dating Show 你发癫,我更癫,恋综上面肩并肩
[Audio drama now available~~~] [Dual Male Leads + One-on-One Romance + Dating Reality Show, Hilarious, Sweet, and Satisfying] [Unhinged Young Heartthrob VS Even More Unhinged CEO] He transmigrates into a book and immediately gets pressured by a scumbag into breaking off their engagement? Shen Yan goes berserk on the spot: “If you want to save face, you have to give some too. Having a mistress doesn’t make you right. Pay me four million, or I’ll see you outside the proctology clinic!” Early i
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- 54 EN He Loves Him So Much! The Unhinged Big Shot Only Wants to Spend Money on the Cannon Fodder 他超爱!疯批大佬只想给炮灰花钱 [Physical publication signed] [Two male leads + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + goofy guy takes down a maniac + mutually faithful + EA] - Jiang Nan transmigrates into a pampered fake young master from a novel. The moment he opens his eyes, Fu Jingzhou, the novel's biggest villain, is sitting in a wheelchair, while Jiang Nan is hopping around and pointing at him, yelling, "Fu Jingzhou, what makes a cripple like you think you can marry me?" The original owner leaves him this mess, then kicks 31kReads9.6Score4kShelves
- 55 EN Spill the Tea! The Vicious Male Supporting Character Is Fought Over by Mind-Reading Tycoons 吃瓜!恶毒男配被读心大佬争着宠 [Dual male leads + Mind-reading + Entertainment industry + Gossip + All-round entertainment reporter + Tycoon + Comedy + Strong leads + Face-slapping and scum-bashing + Sweet romance, both leads are devoted] After entertainment reporter Song Yichuan drops dead while staking out a shoot, he transmigrates into a book as a villainous male supporting character and gets a bundle of gossip. He vows to uphold the spirit of dedication to his job and keep the gossip flowing. But then the tycoons suddenly 9kReads9.5Score1.2kShelves
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The Wicked Supporting Lady Only Wants to Get Rich 恶毒女配她只想暴富
Yun Yao transmigrates into a book, becoming the villainess who was cheated on, then cried, threw tantrums, threatened to kill herself, and constantly made trouble. She also has to raise the cold regent’s favorability. That’s because this regent, who was supposed to be the tragic second male lead, isn’t tragic at all. Instead, he’s bent on killing the male and female leads, bringing the world to the brink of collapse. Looking at that favorability score of -99, Yun Yao: “...” Men will only slo
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Can Love-Brain Syndrome Be Contagious? Good Thing I'm a Psycho 恋爱脑能传染?幸好我是个神经病
Cool-faced cutie x pure-hearted flirt + ridiculous antics + partial mind-reading + skin hunger + falling for him on her own Jiang Linghuan transmigrates into an old-school Mary Sue novel set at an elite academy and gets bound to the “Anti-Lovesick Brain” System. She keeps herself alive by stopping the whole school from shipping couples and cracking down on inappropriate public displays of affection: The domineering young master makes a grand confession over the school broadcast, and the whole sc
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- 58 Shocking! The Demon Ancestor Drops into a Dating Show Just to Take Down the Best Actor 震惊!妖祖空降恋综只为掀翻影帝 [One-on-One Sweet Romance + Hilarious Antics + Dating Show + Putting Scumbags in Their Place + Everyone's Favorite + Two-Faced Film Emperor] Also known as: Life Is Hard, So the Demon Ancestor Puts on a Show While hunting someone down, the Demon Ancestor transmigrates into the heroine of a tragic romance novel, a woman maligned until she's black as coal? A tragic romance? Torture her body and soul, then cut out her kidney? Sorry, but this Demon Ancestor's script goes like this: Everyone, get on y 94Reads9.2Score—Shelves
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I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车,观众们笑抽了?
Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre
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- 60 Livestream Antics: Starting with Dazai the Dolphin 直播整活:从豚子呆小妹开始 [Livestream + Pranks + Female Streamer + System] She gets a livestream prank System. Every successful prank earns her a random reward! Jiang Nan: I’ll do a magic trick for you. Dai Xiaomei: What kind of trick? Jiang Nan: I’ll make your livestream disappear! With that, Jiang Nan reaches toward her own waist… Dai Xiaomei:!!! Are you crazy?! [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve been rewarded with ten million yuan!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve 41.7kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves
- 61 Livestream: Wait, You’re Saying Your Dad’s Going Through a Rebellious Phase? 直播:不是,你说你爸叛逆期到了 [Livestream Shenanigans + Lighthearted + Campus + Absurd Daily Life] Zhou Cheng transmigrates to a parallel world and unlocks a Shenanigans Pressure System. As long as he gets under someone’s skin, he earns rewards. At that moment, the live reality show "The Xia Kingdom Family" is underway, and his family happens to be selected to appear on it. The whole show takes a completely different turn. “Mom, when you have nothing to do, why don’t you read more books?” “Dad, look at everyone else’s dad dr 21.4kReads9.0Score1.8kShelves
- 62 You Put Me on a Dating Show, So Why Am I Competing in the Peak Tournament? 让你上恋综,你搁那儿打巅峰赛? If you could live your life over, have you ever wondered what the most comfortable way to lie flat and give up would be? Lu Ming gets a second chance at life. After spending half his life as a wage slave, he now has a shortcut right in front of him, and he swears he’ll seize it. He copies songs, books, and scripts without a shred of guilt. He doesn’t have that ridiculous need to keep his hands clean while pretending to be morally superior. He’s just an ordinary person who wants to live a little 38.4kReads9.2Score3kShelves
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What a Clever Adultery Bust 这奸,捉得妙
What a perfect time to catch them in the act
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- 64 My Rented Girlfriend from a Dating Show Turns Out to Be a Young Lady from Beijing's Elite Circle 租来的恋综女友,竟是京圈大小姐 [Silly Comedy + Humor + Entertainment + Dating Reality Show + One Female Lead + System] Good news! Su Chen has been reborn and awakened a System that makes people lose their cool. Bad news! After publicly tearing into the girlfriend and boss who ruined his previous life, he’s temporarily single. But he’s already signed a contract for a couples’ dating show, and his vicious ex is joining with her new partner! But! It’s no big deal! Su Chen promptly contacts his online buddy for help. Until the da 26.1kReads8.9Score2.7kShelves
- 65 That Night, She Made Me Remember Her for a Lifetime 那一夜,她让我记一辈子 That night, she made me remember her for the rest of my life 602Reads—Score—Shelves
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Demon Lord, Don't Be Like This, I Still Have My Pride 魔尊你别这样,我还要脸的
Demon Lord, Don't Be Like This. I Still Have Some Dignity.
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I'm Crazy, Don't Mess with Me. I Love Putting on an Act, Remember That 我神经,别惹我,就爱死装你记住
[One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A
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- 68 Forbidden Surrender: Monday Through Thursday, I Belong to Him 禁忌沉沦:周一到周四,我是他的 Forbidden Descent: Monday to Thursday, I Belong to Him 304Reads—Score—Shelves
- 69 The King I Bullied Turned Out to Be an Immortal 被我欺负的大王居然是上仙 The Great King I Used to Bully Turns Out to Be an Immortal —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 70 Conquest Complete, I Dumped the Male Lead and Took Everyone Down 攻略成功,我揣掉男主创飞所有人 [Meme humor + tons of memes + devoted 1v1 romance + unhinged story (the novel is completely unhinged and packed with memes, written as an outlet for stress. If that's not your thing, please leave.)] After three years transmigrated into a book, Ning Yan finally completes her mission to win over the capital's most eligible young master. A-list actress reduced to a simping heroine: is this a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality? Ning Yan doesn't know. All she knows is that this time 3.2kReads9.0Score445Shelves
- 71 She's My Underling and My Wife 她是我小弟,也是我老婆 She's My Little Brother, and Also My Wife 962Reads—Score—Shelves
- 72 Reborn as a Beauty, the Male Lead Couldn’t Care Less About Me 穿成美女,男主对我爱搭不理 I Reincarnated as a Beauty, but the Male Lead Can’t Be Bothered with Me 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 73 The Real Heiress Goes on a Rampage When Her Mental Illness Flares Up 真千金她精神病发,还嘎嘎乱杀 [One-on-one romance + Memes + Super sweet + Utterly unhinged + Silly comedy + Showbiz] [Hateful real heiress Cuihua x Flirty, straightforward CEO Goudan] After learning she's the real heiress in a real-and-fake-heiress novel, hated by both people and dogs, and destined to have her heart and lungs torn out before dying miserably in the street, Nie Fengwan goes crazy on the spot. If we're all going to die anyway, we might as well all die together! Her clueless father: "Young Master Qin is more tha 3.6kReads8.9Score521Shelves
- 74 Dad, I’m Not Going 爸爸,我不去 Dad, I Don't Want to Go 342Reads—Score—Shelves
- 75 I Lost My Mind, and My Childhood Friend Found It 我脑子掉了,被竹马捡了 I Lost My Brain, and My Childhood Friend Found It 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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All of the Capital Knows That Father and Daughter Have a Few Screws Loose 全京城都知道,那对父女脑子有坑
[Lighthearted and witty + no romance + daily life + everyone’s favorite + satisfying read + ridiculous fun + strong female lead + ensemble cast + political intrigue + absurd plot] (I’m no good at writing introductions, so just jump straight into the story!) Ever since Ye Qiong, the only child of Prince Duan’s household, was kicked in the head by a donkey and lost her memory, The old libertine Prince Duan’s good days came to an end. Other families enjoy loving fathers and filial children. The Pri
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- 77 You Bastard, You Win This Time 狗男人,算你厉害 You Bastard, You Win This Time 3.1kReads—Score—Shelves
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After Announcing We're Expecting, the Villain Is Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf 官宣有崽后,反派被迫从良
Animated series: Silly, adorable little darling, your kitty is here~ [Everyone's Darling] + [Little One] + [No Romance] Original title: After Announcing Their Baby, the Villain Was Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf Everyone knows the Fu family of the imperial capital is a prestigious clan. The five young masters are all exceptional talents, but each has a peculiar personality. The family patriarch is even more ruthless and utterly indifferent to others. That is, until they adopted a little girl fro
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- 79 Five Years with a Contraceptive Ring, and He Knelt in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 五年避子环,和离当天他跪穿祠堂 Five Years Wearing a Contraceptive Ring, He Knelt Until His Knees Bled in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 2.6kReads—Score—Shelves
- 80 Human, This Kitty Is Not Happy to Serve You 人,小猫咪很不高兴为您服务 Cat God: As a pet cat, what’s the greatest thing you’ve ever done? Miaomiao, a black-and-white calico kitten: Beat up a wicked fake heiress, kicked a scumbag, thrashed my biased parents, and saved a pair of true lovers! Cat God: Oh. Then which kitten was it who got reported for running a red light on a tricycle and ended up in the hospital after eating rat poison? Let’s see this kitten’s mission... Huh? All positive reviews?! #KittenSellingLunchBoxes Miaomiao rides her tricycle, taking the real 2.6kReads8.9Score375Shelves
- 81 On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜,岳母三次推门后,老婆说我们是假结婚 On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 570Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Cannon Fodder Awakens, and the Old Foxes Eavesdrop on My Thoughts 炮灰觉醒,老六们偷听我心声
[Transmigrate into a book + wacky comedy + the schemers don't admit they can read minds + adored by everyone + shameless + utterly unhinged early on + happy ending + royals who aren't stereotypes] [Complete] Yin Jiao had been in the book for ten years when, one day, she finally awakened. She had transmigrated into a tearjerking romance with more than a thousand chapters about the male and female leads. The entire cast was so bad at communicating that even dogs would shake their heads. Good news:
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- 83 I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王,顶流野猪你的强 Jian Xun is a wild boar. Right now, she’s being forced to serve as a laborer in this world. With an alcoholic father, a mother who favors her son, a hard life, and a broken family. The little wild boar sneered: “You don’t know when you’ve got it good. You people are beyond saving!” To her son-obsessed adoptive mother, she smiled and suggested: “Why not just marry your son? You can be his wife and his mother. Everyone will praise you for managing the household!” To the arrogant male lead whose be 8.7kReads9.5Score1.5kShelves
- 84 Starlight by My Ear: Deaf for Ten Years, He Heard Only Her Name 耳畔星光:他聋了十年,只听见她的名字 Starlight by the Ear: He Was Deaf for Ten Years, and the Only Thing He Heard Was Her Name 101Reads—Score—Shelves
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Tomb Raiding: A Slap, Then a Sweet Treat 盗墓:打一个巴掌,给一个甜枣
Reverse transmigration, The Sand Sea, Hei Hua, Ping Xie, and more... My soul transmigrates into the bodies of everyone who reverse-transmigrates. Better to be a happy madman than an unhappy normal person. The heroine lives alone and is reading a horror novel when a head suddenly crawls out from under her bed. Everybody, slam dunk right on her head! She quickly yanked off the lampshade beside her and smashed it onto the unknown thing's head. Damn it, even ghosts are picking on people these days!
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- 86 Tomb Raiding: Reborn as the Top Dog at a Dog Farm 盗墓:重生之我是狗场一把手 [Original female protagonist + all-pairings + tons of original setting details + OOC + whatever happens, happens] [Male leads for now: Wu Xie, Zhang Qiling, Xie Yuchen, Hei Xiazi, Zhang Haike, Li Cu, Wang Can, Liu Sang] (Don’t come at me. I’m a total sucker, and I love a woman everyone adores.) A college student transmigrates one day and gets talked into inheriting a dog farm by an old man who raises dogs. Well, raising dogs is fine. She studied animal behavior, so it’s right up her alley. But s 341Reads7.1Score100Shelves
- 87 She Knows What She Wants 她主意太正 She’s far too headstrong. 12Reads—Score—Shelves
- 88 Tomb Raiding: I Changed the Plot and Made Everyone Die of Embarrassment 盗墓:我修改剧情让所有人社死了 [Tomb Raiding + System + OOC Warning + Plot Wrecking] (A Regular at the Mental Hospital) (Save your brains for later, dear readers~) (This book is all about wrecking the plot) The things Long Lingling did most each day were sleep, eat, and write. Keeping up with the latest trends, she wrote a rather outrageous fanfic. Then one day, she woke up to find a System had appeared, scaring her so badly she cried out for her mom. The System said her story had strayed too far from the original and left t 1kReads8.7Score105Shelves
- 89 Come On, Keep Acting Tough 来,接着狂 Come on, keep acting tough. 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 90 Tomb Raiding: I Lost My Memory for No Reason, Then Went Completely Off the Rails 盗墓:无故失忆后我直接发癫 [Fake System + original female lead + body swap + goofy comedy + female lead disguises herself as a man midway through + secret identities + all pairings + OOC + derailing the plot + madness fiction + everyone’s darling + extensive clinical psychiatric history + absolutely bonkers] The female lead is a sacred infant of the Zhang family. In 1883, the year Little Brother was born, the Wang family stole her away. She revived by drinking the blood of mummified corpses and hides her identity as a des 588Reads8.4Score110Shelves
- 91 Goodnight, Boyfriend 晚安,男朋友 Goodnight, Boyfriend 17Reads—Score—Shelves
- 92 After Losing My Memory, I Mistook Someone Else for My Husband 失忆后,我扑错老公了 After Losing My Memory, I Mistook Someone Else for My Husband 39Reads—Score—Shelves
- 93 Tomb Raiding: After Switching Souls, Hei, Hua, Ping, and Xie Go Mad 盗墓:灵魂互换后,黑花瓶邪疯了 [Pairing undecided + heroine does whatever she wants + OOC warning + soul swaps + a nonsensical, chaotic fic] Shocking! A minor stand-up comedian has transmigrated into The Lost Tomb overnight. The worst part is that the System requires her to say one or two lines every day to the main cast, the kind of dialogue so embarrassing it could make your toes dig out an entire Disneyland. On top of that, she can swap souls with people anytime, anywhere. The Taciturn Bottle: Say one more word and I’ll le 15Reads6.4Score—Shelves
- 94 Tomb Raiding: I Say It, I Wear It, and the Whole Group Spoils Me 盗墓:说穿就穿,团宠祭天 [Growing female lead + all-pairings + golden finger + original settings (please go easy on the OOC complaints; if you don’t like it, you can curse the author directly)] She opened and closed her eyes, and just like that, she had transmigrated. Chi Yu immediately dropped to her knees: Lady Banished Immortal, please spare me! The moment she remembered she was in the world of The Lost Tomb, with vast jungles full of wild chicken-necked snakes waiting for her, all kinds of frantic thoughts started r 2.9kReads8.7Score200Shelves
- 95 My Drunken Childhood Friend Kissed Me by Force 醉酒竹马强吻我 My Drunken Childhood Friend Steals a Kiss 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 96 Reborn into The Grave Robbers’ Chronicles, I Torment the Main Cast 胎穿盗笔,我狂虐主角团 [Looks like a scheming sweet-talker, but is actually petty, short-tempered, and a severe chuunibyou + Ultimate Sister-Obsessed Brother + OOC Warning + Comedy + Absurdity + Heroine Isn’t a Saint, All Pairings, Beloved by Everyone + Don’t Overthink This Insane Story. If you like brainless saintly heroines, this isn’t for you. She only secretly protects the others and likes to bully the protagonist’s group, like kicking Zhang Qiling in the thigh and knocking herself on the back of the head...] Stru 8.8kReads9.3Score977Shelves
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Legends of Mountains and Seas: The Fox Clan Heir’s Thousand-Layered Schemes 山海经奇:狐族少主的千层套路
[Fantasy + faux reincarnation + a touch of mystery + mutual scheming + goofy sweetness + monster-slaying and leveling up + an ensemble story told in episodes] [A sly old fox who plays dumb + a naive little rabbit who thinks she's a dark-hearted schemer] [A fantasy version of Zootopia, an adventure version of The Classic of Mountains and Seas] The demon realm is done with rat races. Come join the madness! Word around the demon realm is that obtaining the nine-tailed spiritual power of Qin Yanchu
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Demon Pill Elementary Schooler, Blows the Homeroom Teacher’s Mind from the Start! 魔丸小学生,开局炸懵班主任!
[Lighthearted] [Funny] [Meme-filled] [Pure little devil] [No female lead] [Little Devil Squad] [The rating just came out, it'll go up later!] [New book: Little Devil High Schooler, Bullying My Dream Girl from the Start!] Jiang Feng is reborn in his elementary school days and is currently livestreaming a show called [Back to School]. But the viewers have noticed... Your childhood and mine don't seem to have been the same...? [Holy crap! This kid made explosives, blew up the hill behind his school
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- 99 Tomb Raiding: Two Souls in One Body, and Hei Ye Has Lost His Mind 盗墓:一体双魂,黑爷他疯了 [Two souls in one body + CP: Hei Xiazi + OOC warning + Pathetic Hei Xiazi begs the heroine online to stop going crazy + Hilarious unhinged story] Good news: I transmigrated into Daomu Biji, my favorite series. Bad news: I ended up in the wrong body. The original owner is Hei Xiazi. And we have to switch control of the body every day. Early on: Shen Liuyi: I heard you have a lot of enemies. Am I going to get stabbed to death just walking down the street? Hei Xiazi (grinning): Hard to say. Shen Li 7.4kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves
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The Twelve Volumes of the Professional Rankings, and My Name Is in Every One 职业天榜十二卷,卷卷有爷名
[Full-cast audiobook now available|Class change + clones + no female lead + nonstop laughs + mastermind behind the scenes + explosive plot] Song Gua transmigrated with a whole bunch of fun-loving clones. This was a world where everyone changed classes. Song Gua became a Bondbearer who could borrow power, while his clones took on all kinds of different classes, with every variety imaginable. Their numbers kept growing, and every last one was talented and charming. Under Song Gua’s brilliant l
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